@@Its_SaberHG "Ah yes, the dragonborn... It is said that such a fearsome warrior used to walk all over dining tables, kicking all the food to the ground, trying to balance plates on top of their comrade's head. Sometimes the dragonborn slayed beasts, sometimes they placed a basket over my head... Ah, sweet sweet memories."
Not you going "yeah yeah sure" at the guard asking you to stop shouting and then running away like a kid who knows theyre in trouble when he walks up to ask again xD
Between the (shopping) cart skit opener and the booby trap spike wall kill on that Draugr I was expecting this to be Jackass: Dovahkiin Edition Name this dude Johnny Knoxville and give him a tony hawk game soundtrack STAT
@@Its_SaberHG a Jackass episode in Skyrim would be tits though 👍 "I'm Johnny Rorikstead and this is the Mammoth Flinch Test." (Gets shoved on a cart down a hill and into two mammoths) (Gets trampled for twelve or thirteen whole seconds) (Giant runs in outta nowhere) (Gets launched halfway to Atmora)
These are pathetic compared to some of the others My hardest one was shouting at a cabbage on a pillar, having it ricochet off a building wall and go in a kettle
Is it just me, or is those moments of broken game mechanics, almost charming and reassuring in a way? I always just look in awe and say "oh, good unreliable skyrim" it's like a wife you been with for years and all her quirks, tho annoying, are the very reasons you love her. I might be lost in the sauce here haha
This is just literally me playing Skyrim. For a moment there I actually thought I was watching myself. There's been plenty of times where I've grabbed brooms and tried to sweep people out of my way, ah yes good times!
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense? ----- You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty. (350 gold) Bribe guard. (100 gold) I submit. Take me to jail. I'd rather die then go to prison!
Nazeem: " do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you dont". My character: *kills nazeem* " who's at the cloud district now?"
@@AvatarRiku Ah yeah, the Skyrim physic engine is so amazing that moving a cart causes you to take damage and it to fly away Goodness, no other game is like Skyrim
my clock turned to 2 am and this popped up an di have nothing to do tomorow because its the one day this week mi off from exams wtf how its that guess so good.
@@Its_SaberHG it aint easy bein cheesy ;) yea if you just hold a shield up you will take a beating but you only need about 20-30 seconds of him sitting in the killbox to be big time dead :) legendary difficulty no mods.. try it out on a new game :)
@@Its_SaberHG i developed a play style in my legit legendary no mods skeetrim called "the enemy of my frenemy" in which i string along a npc like a kite until they encounter someone who hates them and then the ensuing fight usually kills the one i dont wanna fight directy huehuehueh so if im trying to kill a giant i drag him to some bears and town guards and everyone kills each other and i walk off with the loot cheers :)
I dont know which mod I have that makes this happen, I use about 60 mods that add dlc level content, graphic overhauls, ai overhauls, animation overhauls the works. But one of those mods has a very special feature. The talos worshipper from whiterun will be in the prison cell with you, its probably one of my cyrodil related mods as talos worship is illegal in oblivion.
one of my favorite things is having marcurio shoot lightning bolts and stuff at an enemy then I immediately kill them and theyre yeeted away including dragons.
No You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense? ----- You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty. (350 gold) Bribe guard. (100 gold) I submit. Take me to jail. I'd rather die then go to prison!
@@BaldRice I was confused on why you said thank you I love reading comments, if it wasn't for the people who commented, I wouldn't have 300 subscribers
We'll probably because aliens have invaded earth, infected our devices and are constantly spying on us waiting to attack. Or just random Not sure. Or probably just the wind
@@Its_SaberHG Would have been even funnier if you gave her like, something stupid that we couldn't expect, like one of your cabbages, but still very funny GG for this wonderful video
ruclips.net/video/Uj8vOrcq0dg/видео.html
I just released my first challenge video, please give it a watch and critique it. It would help a lot
Ancient stories of the dragonborn
"He spent some days shouting cabbages across the rafters in Dragonsreach.."
Just imagine going down in history of the dragonborn, but most of your stories isn't of epic battles. But you shouting at cabbages
@@Its_SaberHG "Ah yes, the dragonborn... It is said that such a fearsome warrior used to walk all over dining tables, kicking all the food to the ground, trying to balance plates on top of their comrade's head. Sometimes the dragonborn slayed beasts, sometimes they placed a basket over my head... Ah, sweet sweet memories."
@@anunusualaceofspades I laughed so hard reading that
@@Its_SaberHG good to know, Cicero would be truly proud of me at this moment
Not now!
cabbageball is by far the most relatable skyrim content on here, thank you for your service
Just made the shot finally, I've been addicted to it as well
Wouldn’t that be FOSball?
@@taleiahwinterhold8779 oh my goodness, how did it take me so long to understand this joke
The shouting at the cabbage and slowly walking away from the guard is so good
They apparently didn't like it
actually caught myself giggling at that bit lmoa
Ok the cabbage trick shots are impressive
I'm gonna try to become a cabbage king
I still need more practice but I'm getting there
There's a nip in the air. Cold won't be good for my crops... never is.
Honest gold for honest work.
2:30 Now *this* is Skyrim on Legendary difficulty. Nice shot, king.
Thanks, I also thought it was nice but everyone there hated it. The NPCs just jealous they can ball like the cabbageborn
Patrolling Skyrim Almost makes you wish for a Blood Moon
No no, Bloodborne and Botw already traumatized me with theirs
Patrolling the Mojave desert almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
currently 2:23 am and not disappointed
3:15 for me rn
Lydia: "What are you doing that for?"
(takes Lydia's sword, gives Lydia a broom)
It's because she needs to clean because the place was dirty
Not you going "yeah yeah sure" at the guard asking you to stop shouting and then running away like a kid who knows theyre in trouble when he walks up to ask again xD
Then the cup slamming on the table is like when the kid throws a temper tantrum
Between the (shopping) cart skit opener and the booby trap spike wall kill on that Draugr I was expecting this to be Jackass: Dovahkiin Edition
Name this dude Johnny Knoxville and give him a tony hawk game soundtrack STAT
I'm terrible at editing so I can't
@@Its_SaberHG a Jackass episode in Skyrim would be tits though 👍
"I'm Johnny Rorikstead and this is the Mammoth Flinch Test."
(Gets shoved on a cart down a hill and into two mammoths)
(Gets trampled for twelve or thirteen whole seconds)
(Giant runs in outta nowhere)
(Gets launched halfway to Atmora)
i also love using the trap against draugrs in bleek falls barrow its so much fun
cabbage trick shots, you've achieved so much in your life.
congrats.
These are pathetic compared to some of the others
My hardest one was shouting at a cabbage on a pillar, having it ricochet off a building wall and go in a kettle
The “Is everything alright ?” By the guard just makes it funnier 💀💀
I would of loved to be able to say "no because of you pesky guards bothering me every minute"
Is it just me, or is those moments of broken game mechanics, almost charming and reassuring in a way? I always just look in awe and say "oh, good unreliable skyrim" it's like a wife you been with for years and all her quirks, tho annoying, are the very reasons you love her. I might be lost in the sauce here haha
That makes a lot of sense but the wife part. I'm a dark souls players, I don't get girls
I get souls
I was actually recommended this at 2am. This is good yes
I don't understand why everyone is recommend this video
This is just literally me playing Skyrim. For a moment there I actually thought I was watching myself. There's been plenty of times where I've grabbed brooms and tried to sweep people out of my way, ah yes good times!
I gave it to Lydia because she needs to clean because shes a wom-
My lawyer advises I shouldn't finish the joke
@@Its_SaberHG XD
I exactly found it at 2 am and now watching it cause I have nothing to do
Hope yiu enjoy it and I feel ya with nothing to do at 2am
Found this at 2:05 am, came here for 2am comment haha🤣
1 AM. you can’t stop me.
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense?
-----
You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty. (350 gold)
Bribe guard. (100 gold)
I submit. Take me to jail.
I'd rather die then go to prison!
I like the panic after the shout after sinking a cabbage. Just a cherry on top haha.
Idk how it even hit someone, so panic set it when it says it did
Kinda like when you hear your parents open the door but forgot to do a chore
sick cabbage shot
Thank you, I'll be trying to do more
Your mischievous nature cannot be contained.
When it comes to Skyrim, I can play a little Evil
I always get the it's ___am videos when it's that time so strange
The fact that I got this in my recommendations right at 2am
RUclips knows somehow 😊
0:59 bro let his intrusive thoughts win
Sometimes they're just too strong
yt recommends really got my back with these vids to keep me up at 2am
Yeah, gonna keep uploading videos for this reason. I love having 30 minute videos to watch at 2am
It hits different
Nazeem: " do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you dont".
My character: *kills nazeem* " who's at the cloud district now?"
Pathetic, I soul trap him first
@@Its_SaberHG I have guides on my chof you're interested
thats some nice "im bored" skills
Yeah, I was really bored yesterday
This is the single most Skyrim video to Skyrim
This video is one of the Skyrim videos of all time
@@Its_SaberHG physics-ing the cart until you took damage sold it immediately
@@AvatarRiku Ah yeah, the Skyrim physic engine is so amazing that moving a cart causes you to take damage and it to fly away
Goodness, no other game is like Skyrim
The cabbage merchant from ATLA would like a word with you.
He's done, the cabbageborn has all the cabbages in the world and buys news ones instantly before the merchant can get it
The title of this video is perfection.
Idk why RUclips decided to put this video out to so many but not for other videos
did you ever get the cabbage into the other pot? ngl I got very excited the first time lol
Still working on it, I'll upload it when I do
But it literally bounced off the side of the pot, pain
I just got it, uploading a small video with some things that happened up until that point
Runing is invented in 1748
People before 1748
0:48
Probably why the dragonborn was jumping instead of running
the second i saw the perspective pan to the chicken i KNEW WHAT WAS COMING
Intrusive thoughts took over
*Quicksaves menacingly*
It's not an elder scrolls if you don't save every 5 minutes
Well. Here I am. 2Am with nothing else
Yeah it's kinda sad honestly. Wish we had something good to wake too
When the vid started I thought you were playing as the “Wagonborn”
Wagonborn has a cool ring to it
see this is what skyrim is all about
You mean all elder scrolls games?
@@Its_SaberHG absolutely
my clock turned to 2 am and this popped up an di have nothing to do tomorow because its the one day this week mi off from exams wtf how its that guess so good.
r/ihadastroke
But idk why they know, it's just weird
Just puts your frustration on Lydia 🤣🤣
Not frustrated, just want her to clean for being lazy
The first one mostly legendary players know about 😂 💀. Took me like 30 mins to clear that place , i ran all the draugr back to the traps
I hate legendary, it's boring
thats why i run expert. probably the most fair and balanced difficulty
i literally just started re downloading this game and this pops up on my recommended
The internet always knows...
@@lightorshadow7700 Do you ever randomly think of a YT video you haven't watched in a while and you get recommend it? It's scary
Same here!
@@JustChives Todd knows, he wants us to play it
The tittle, how did you know my habits so well Saber?
I know all
Well, RUclips does. Just got lucky
in bleak falls i defeated the main boss with the dragonstone by luring him to the swinging axes trap and letting him stand there lol
I didn't know you could do that lol
@@Its_SaberHG it aint easy bein cheesy ;)
yea if you just hold a shield up you will take a beating but you only need about 20-30 seconds of him sitting in the killbox to be big time dead :) legendary difficulty no mods.. try it out on a new game :)
@@calvinsFuntimeBounceHouse I'll keep that in mind for something
@@Its_SaberHG i developed a play style in my legit legendary no mods skeetrim called "the enemy of my frenemy" in which i string along a npc like a kite until they encounter someone who hates them and then the ensuing fight usually kills the one i dont wanna fight directy huehuehueh
so if im trying to kill a giant i drag him to some bears and town guards and everyone kills each other and i walk off with the loot
cheers :)
Took a sweetroll in the knee more likely...
Help my cat is giving me the side eye while I was reading this comment
The little shake of excitement at makign a cabbage goal 🥹
It's exciting, kinda reminds me of shiny hunting
Knowing the next one could be it is so fun
Guess i cant watch this yet cause its 10 am
You can watch my other one about a midday snack though
Not Now!
Not now
Titles too true fr and the video didn’t disappoint ima sub
What kinda sub are you?
@@Its_SaberHG the good kind
thanks, id be playing it myself but its too late and im too tired and dont wanna sleep.
This is me a lot
Got the recommendation at the appropriate timing… 1:56 a.m GG YT algorithm
Yeah, I'm gonna upload another video soon using 2am as an experiment
Opened RUclips at 2:13 am and this was the first thing on my recommended
RUclips just knows everything. One day I was thinking of a song and it's the first thing recommendations
@@Its_SaberHG those cabbage trick shots were so cool tho definitely worth it I'm trying that next time I play
@@king-of-the-bones these are still my easiest ones, I have one that took me so much longer
@@king-of-the-bones ruclips.net/video/QhhJLWPw_Jc/видео.html
Last clip of this video was by far the hardest
Dissapointed its not 2 hrs long so I cant take a nap and wake up to this
ruclips.net/p/PLzvtZ8XzeZoLfwCRdAI-48AF6QKyDnN8e
Here's a playlist of all my videos
Wow this just popped up on my homepage and it's 2am. You might be on to something with the algorithm.
RUclips just knows
The video I always knew I needed
Idk why this one blew up, I wish my other videos did
I waited until 2am exactly to watch this video bc I too have no life 😌
I save so many videos to watch later to watch late at night
@@Its_SaberHG that’s exactly what I did! It makes the experience 100 times better
Now this is subscribe worthy! Beware the cabbage man...
The cabbage man knows all
I dont know which mod I have that makes this happen, I use about 60 mods that add dlc level content, graphic overhauls, ai overhauls, animation overhauls the works. But one of those mods has a very special feature. The talos worshipper from whiterun will be in the prison cell with you, its probably one of my cyrodil related mods as talos worship is illegal in oblivion.
Most mods I use are just visual or quality of life mods
not now
amen to that
Not now
when the dragon born is soo borred from fighting dragons that he is throwing cabbages in fucking cloud district for fun
Skyrim moment
Not now.
Not now
ENOUGH!
Most real video I’ve ever seen
It's one of the videos on RUclips
underated youtuber
I am probably the laziest RUclipsr other than reaction channels, but thank you lol
This video at 1:34am is going to make me get up and play Skyrim.😂
It was like 5am one day, woke up for some reason, saw a Skyrim clip and didn't get back to bed till 12
While eating frozen pizza and doritos destroying your healthy diet goals 🙂
Diet? I need an all food diet
I'm super underweight
I have a hard time keeping weight on too. That's why I revert lol. Lots of pasta, cheese, potatoes and muffins helps me.
You know you can activate those yourself with magelights
What things
@@Its_SaberHG the trap disc things that are weight sensitive. You can activate them with the spell magelight to time it better
I’m here for this lol
Hi to meet you here for this lol
I'm dad
Ha, jokes on you! I'm watching this at FOUR am, thank you very much. 🧐
That's illegal
how did this magically appeared in my recs right at 2 am
RUclips probably sees the word 2am and marches it with your time
one of my favorite things is having marcurio shoot lightning bolts and stuff at an enemy then I immediately kill them and theyre yeeted away including dragons.
Wut
yes thx for the video (i guess LUL), woke up to early and i was bored, funny that yt knows that i was bored
Who isn't bored
It’s 1:08 am, close enough?
No
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say in your defense?
-----
You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty. (350 gold)
Bribe guard. (100 gold)
I submit. Take me to jail.
I'd rather die then go to prison!
Sorry i cant watch this video because it is currently 3:AM and not 2:AM so i am sorry about that comerad
Just come back in 23 hours or else you'll always burn your toast forever
Not now!
Not now
We can talk about that once this dragon is dealt with!
@@palmoftheface4969Not now
bro it's literally 2am where I'm at rn wtf
RUclips knows
You are rigth my friend
Hopefully someday we will have something to wake up to, like elder scrolls 6
Funny Video 😂😅 so cool
Thank you, glad you enjoyed it
5:30 😂
Skyrim just being Skyrim
I like doing shit like this. I absolutely trashed the Thalmor embassy. My husband yelled at me for picking up cheese. :(
You always need more cheese wheels
Someone is being bored in Skyrim...
Yeah just waiting for ES6
Thankyou
The best part of a small youtubers video blowing up is the fact they dont take it for granted and read every comment
@@BaldRice I was confused on why you said thank you
I love reading comments, if it wasn't for the people who commented, I wouldn't have 300 subscribers
You forgot to say because my car is crappy
Because my car is crappy
How about now? 🧐
No
This game has not aged so well after all, at least technically
Aged better than fallout
It was 2:08 am bro wtf 😅 wild man
RUclips knows ✋
How did you know it was 2-?
We'll probably because aliens have invaded earth, infected our devices and are constantly spying on us waiting to attack. Or just random
Not sure. Or probably just the wind
OMG did you really do the sexist joke about the broom with Lydia lmao
No, if I did I would also tell her to stay in the kitchen where she be-
God advise I shouldn't finish this joke
@@Its_SaberHG Would have been even funnier if you gave her like, something stupid that we couldn't expect, like one of your cabbages, but still very funny GG for this wonderful video
@@ElGatoEzoolrat How about taking away something like voti-
Again, I probably shouldn't finish this unless I want cancelled
@@Its_SaberHG STAP
I love you 😀
No way, Kratos responded. How did you get on YT?
@@Its_SaberHG the Boy helped me
@@Impolitespoon18 Question, how did you escape the Greek world into Norse?
@@Its_SaberHG uhhh we don’t talk about that 😳
I did some things I’m not proud to admit 🫣
Nothow
I'm Back its 2 am
Same, but it's 7
But I'll be back at 2 to film more clips because I got nothing to do
3am*... and ty
9:48 the best "need something" i ever witnessed
@@Lowro Then the next line for some reason cut out the word "here"
The guard asked a question that no one asked before. "Is everything alright?". No.. everything is not...
Like why else would I be pushing a cart when no one else does
@@Its_SaberHG We all deal with our burdens. I run from mine. And you push yours in a cart. Divines smile on you, friend. :")
The first clip is like the view point of a drunk cabbage farmer.
It does look like it, probably why the guard asked if everything is all right