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  • Burnie thinks he can swim the English Channel but gets told the many reasons he definitely could not. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2uRn6Ox
    Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515
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    Animated by: Beth Mackenzie & Tanya Fetzer
    Directed by: Andrew Lhotsky
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    The animated shenanigans of the Rooster Teeth staff. Audio taken from various Rooster Teeth podcasts.
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  • @tachiroci2500
    @tachiroci2500 4 года назад +1372

    "How long would it take you to swim it, 21 miles?"
    "Eh hour and a half."
    Lol

    • @CTSFive
      @CTSFive 4 года назад +26

      For comparison, former Premier League footballer Michael Carrick just ran a half-marathon (13 miles) in 1h40m. The English Channel is 350 miles

    • @stevenglikin3219
      @stevenglikin3219 4 года назад +50

      +CTSFive- the English channel is 21 miles, and the world record is just under 7 hours

    • @negiandtoast8839
      @negiandtoast8839 4 года назад

      666 likes.

    • @macasaurusrex4863
      @macasaurusrex4863 4 года назад +11

      CTSFive where did you get 350 miles

    • @alexmatthews7265
      @alexmatthews7265 4 года назад +8

      CTSFive 350 miles?! Where have you pulled that number from 😂

  • @faceless58
    @faceless58 4 года назад +2229

    For anyone not quite interested enough to look it up, the record fastest was about 7 hours, and the slowest was 27 hours. So surprising no one, Jon is right here lol

    • @lifeiscrap103
      @lifeiscrap103 4 года назад +242

      Nah, Burnie can beat that.
      Hour and a Half. Easy.

    • @drmurloc1519
      @drmurloc1519 4 года назад +16

      the english channel is 20 miles long

    • @OmegaBlakX
      @OmegaBlakX 4 года назад +61

      They'd find me 3 days later, hugging a fish and crying

    • @palencornell3635
      @palencornell3635 4 года назад +2

      faceless58 yeah! Thanks for the facts! I would have thought you COULD do it faster but didn’t take into account currents and things like that.

    • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
      @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 4 года назад +4

      21 miles at the shortest, 150 at the widest.

  • @ZombieAndroid
    @ZombieAndroid 4 года назад +626

    It's not often when Gavin is the most sensible person in the video.

  • @alissaharris37
    @alissaharris37 4 года назад +31

    It's fascinating to me that Burnie thought he could swim at approx. 21mph...like that's the kind of confidence to aspire for.

  • @I3rigand
    @I3rigand 4 года назад +74

    Burnie "I'm not afraid of Tigers" Burns of course thinks he could swim the channel.

  • @SadBoyInTheCorner
    @SadBoyInTheCorner 4 года назад +196

    0:16 the dead mans float is in the recovery position 😂😂.

  • @JG-Games97
    @JG-Games97 4 года назад +360

    Lindsay Holiday Rally: You're weak.
    Body Boat Burnie: I'm you.

  • @amonbrown2135
    @amonbrown2135 4 года назад +1321

    I think the title is wrong by accident. edit: it's fixed

    • @Gwen1001
      @Gwen1001 4 года назад +26

      And the description is pointing to an episode of always open

    • @Casteverus
      @Casteverus 4 года назад +17

      Yeah, it's next week's episode, the one currently only up for first members

    • @sean269
      @sean269 4 года назад +36

      No this is obviously Lindsey’s holiday rally

    • @Rowankeenanx3
      @Rowankeenanx3 4 года назад +5

      or the title is right and its the wrong video

    • @Im_Ish
      @Im_Ish 4 года назад +2

      @@Rowankeenanx3 no this is the right video, but with the title and description of next week

  • @Anime-Doom
    @Anime-Doom 4 года назад +623

    So when do we get the video of Burnie attempting to swim the Channel cause I would love to see that.

    • @Accipiter1138
      @Accipiter1138 4 года назад +6

      Send him across a river first, that should be entertaining enough.

    • @Dru_Stephan
      @Dru_Stephan 4 года назад +5

      He would just have Ellie do it for him.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 года назад +8

      He'd do five minutes, then look at his phone and say he has to get to a meeting.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 4 года назад

      Then later the requiem of Bernie Burns

    • @codyt8541
      @codyt8541 2 года назад

      Never because he's gone

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 4 года назад +21

    This is right up there with Burnie being sure he could take down a tiger bare-handed.

  • @spiralfeather966
    @spiralfeather966 4 года назад +265

    English Channel
    It is about 560 km (350 mi) long and varies in width from 240 km (150 mi) at its widest to 33.3 km (20.7 mi) in the Strait of Dover.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 4 года назад +26

      And there's some weather

    • @sir_pezington1914
      @sir_pezington1914 4 года назад +13

      It is also the busiest shipping route in the world, used by 400-600 cargo ships a day.

    • @andreww2098
      @andreww2098 4 года назад +10

      it'll cost a couple of thousand as well to hire the pilot boat and there's a 2 year waiting list

    • @liallen9380
      @liallen9380 4 года назад +7

      @@fulcrum2951 I'm disappointed they didn't mention that, to be honest. S'not exactly a calm pool, mates!

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 4 года назад

      was the width where gavin got the 30km? because i find it weird he'd say such a small number

  • @bluescluessuperagent
    @bluescluessuperagent 4 года назад +29

    This is why Burnie left RT and is leaving America. So he can train and swim the English Channel

  • @Necrikus
    @Necrikus 4 года назад +18

    Burnie: "Yeah, I can swim the English channel."
    Proceeds to explain a method that is literally not swimming.

  • @alexthelegoguy4504
    @alexthelegoguy4504 4 года назад +27

    I started laughing so hard when he said an hour and a half

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 года назад +427

    Oh, so he can swim the English Channel and that’s considered athletic, but I say I want to surf the internet and people think I’m lazy and unhealthy!

    • @solillman2350
      @solillman2350 4 года назад +6

      It's not even considered athletic to channel surf! Is surfing not physically demanding enough!?

    • @SomeguyWhoLikesVideos
      @SomeguyWhoLikesVideos 4 года назад +1

      @@solillman2350 it's like skateboarding but on water

  • @Nokkiwow
    @Nokkiwow 4 года назад +252

    Wrong title and description, but this video was still hilarious XD

    • @Melissa_TM
      @Melissa_TM 4 года назад +8

      @Dani May Lindsay Holliday Rally

  • @jaycoops6886
    @jaycoops6886 4 года назад +3

    I love the callback of surviving on hope😸

  • @iwearscarves
    @iwearscarves 4 года назад +6

    I moved from running to swimming thanks to a knee injury, and I was horrified to learn how much effort it takes to swim long distance. One mile is enough for me 😅

  • @Xanegoh
    @Xanegoh 3 года назад +3

    I love Jon's exasperation at both Burnie's insistence that he could swim the English Channel and do it in an inhumanly fast speed.

  • @GraeStar
    @GraeStar 2 года назад +1

    I love how the hunky shirtless swimmer dude still has stick arms.
    Gotta appreciate the consistency

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 4 года назад +9

    At least we know what the next animated adventure is gonna be next.

  • @myworld101
    @myworld101 4 года назад +3

    I admire Bernie's confidence in himself 🤣🤣

  • @G_G251
    @G_G251 4 года назад +17

    RT Podcast #515 at 23:52/31:29 (also on RTP #313 at 31:50~34:00/~35:58~39:30/~48:48)

  • @SpyrotheDragon97
    @SpyrotheDragon97 4 года назад

    I love for these RTAA’s every week.

  • @grandepanda8298
    @grandepanda8298 4 года назад

    God bless the people that make the complications without any of the last rt ads

  • @EzekialRagel
    @EzekialRagel 4 года назад

    Gavin paddle boating across the English Channel should be a donation goal this year.

  • @yaysilvers9694
    @yaysilvers9694 4 года назад

    The animation just keeps getting better

  • @darkshadowlord321
    @darkshadowlord321 4 года назад +4

    I mean, if we're allowed to strap ourselves onto a torpedo, any one of us could swim the English Channel.

    • @HarrisonBowman
      @HarrisonBowman 4 года назад +1

      And then explode, because torpedoes tend to do that lol

  • @chaseteel251
    @chaseteel251 4 года назад

    Burnie floating in the recovery position is nice

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 4 года назад +1

    *This is peak rooster teeth*

  • @sincerelyotaku7878
    @sincerelyotaku7878 4 года назад

    For Burnie there's is no challenge, he was after all in the amazing race.

  • @wick3dwarthog
    @wick3dwarthog 4 года назад

    🤣 That was one of the funniest episodes! Thank you for starting my Monday morning with a smile!!

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 4 года назад +27

    This is the second time Burnie has mentioned swimming the English Channel.
    ...the second time it's been animated at least.

  • @Jionunez7
    @Jionunez7 4 года назад +2

    If Burnie swam the shortest possible distance across the channel (20.7 mi) at the fastest speed a human has been clocked swimming (5.12 mph), it would take him over 4 hours.

  • @UNOwen-po7on
    @UNOwen-po7on 4 года назад

    One of the better animated adventures that came out in a long time

  • @buttersddragon
    @buttersddragon 4 года назад +13

    Someone did swim about 6-7 times longer of a distance than the english channel, though it did take a couple of days

  • @violetdagger2724
    @violetdagger2724 3 года назад +1

    I’d honestly take a paddle boat across the channel

  • @ricardovargasgarcia
    @ricardovargasgarcia 4 года назад

    Seeing cartoon Gavin with tears of laughter has become my favorite thing

  • @aerodblade1601
    @aerodblade1601 4 года назад

    Jon's laughter was the most contagious thing. Especially during the hour and a half part.

  • @kmart1396
    @kmart1396 4 года назад +1

    At the peak of swim season, going as hard as we could getting in as many laps as we could, in 1.5hrs we only ever peaked at like 3 miles for the whole practice. Burnie, sir, you were insane to think you could swim 7-8 times that distance in the same amount of time

  • @frosty_0951
    @frosty_0951 4 года назад +1

    This is like when Burnie said he could fight a tiger, it's got the same energy and bravado.

  • @arthurblackfire5247
    @arthurblackfire5247 4 года назад

    The most outstanding thing is that gavin was close, the shortest route is 21 miles across

  • @trevor_on_youtube2809
    @trevor_on_youtube2809 4 года назад +2

    1:55 I love Guses laugh

  • @bennettk1058
    @bennettk1058 4 года назад +2

    Great story Lindsay!!

  • @Honeybreee
    @Honeybreee 4 года назад +30

    But can he fight a tiger while swimming the channel?

    • @drowknight7521
      @drowknight7521 4 года назад

      What's a Tiger doing in the English Channel, what did Winnie the Pooh get drunk and dare him to do it

    • @professormccoyspopculturer8345
      @professormccoyspopculturer8345 4 года назад +4

      An tiger shark

    • @drewpamon
      @drewpamon 4 года назад

      Pretty easy actually. Tigers are worse swimmers than people.

    • @GabePuratekuta
      @GabePuratekuta 4 года назад

      But can he punch horses while swimming? If so, then he'll definitely set a new record time

  • @teddyf3960
    @teddyf3960 4 года назад

    This is wild

  • @magebro01
    @magebro01 4 года назад +4

    "An hour and a half" Ha!!

  • @blueblade6174
    @blueblade6174 4 года назад

    Liked the call back to the rtaa if Gavin's dumb question of being able to live a few more seconds past the verge of starving to death if a sandwich suddenly appeared.

  • @RabbitsFoot101
    @RabbitsFoot101 4 года назад

    I liked the longer story and animation of this one. sometimes they can be a bit short, so i liked this one a lot.

  • @jonnyvep5497
    @jonnyvep5497 4 года назад +3

    It's not the wrong title. What y'all Dont realize is that the rally was in the English channel. The holiday was national goosefat day. Too bad everybody drowned.... It was a tragedy. Lindsay is ok tho. She the one in the paddle boat. She didn't make it across she just drove in circles and then Michael yelled to get outta the water

  • @NotAustinV
    @NotAustinV 4 года назад +1

    This is my favorite Lindsay story!

  • @jessirose
    @jessirose 4 года назад

    An hour and a half? BRUHHH I LOST IT

  • @ninjamaster102
    @ninjamaster102 4 года назад +1

    I JUST listened to this podcast episode 😂

  • @PredatorBunny
    @PredatorBunny 4 года назад

    This needs to be the next RT Doc

  • @GoldenNirvana
    @GoldenNirvana 4 года назад +94

    Wrong video title?

    • @Shak2k11
      @Shak2k11 4 года назад +5

      and description

    • @theromangeneral
      @theromangeneral 4 года назад +3

      It's supposed to be Boat Body Burnie

  • @tomas4ya
    @tomas4ya 4 года назад +2

    yay

  • @pokemastercube
    @pokemastercube 4 года назад

    what makes this more funny is there is a charaity swim that is being done with celebrities who cant swim where they are to swim the channel

  • @jinkwon8410
    @jinkwon8410 4 года назад +1

    I forgot how great Jon's laugh was XD

  • @danielelfers
    @danielelfers 4 года назад

    My last race we had a swim obstacle of 300 meters in still water in a life vest. I finished in about 4 minutes as one of the faster swimmers, but it wrecked me. I love Burnie saying you can swim anything. Yep, good luck with that!

  • @rocksnrolls
    @rocksnrolls 3 года назад +1

    Burnie 100% over estimates his abilities. He thinks he can take a tiger in a fight and swim the English channel in 1 hour and 30 minutes.

  • @TheGEARGUY123
    @TheGEARGUY123 4 года назад +2

    “If you can swim it like the video”
    Me: I wanna see all 14k of you there

  • @Order-oe5ej
    @Order-oe5ej 4 года назад +1

    I once swam 3 football fields and I can say, with confidence, I couldn't swim the anything channel

  • @tapoutboy1000
    @tapoutboy1000 4 года назад

    Swimming 20 miles at all is very impressive

  • @sylvrwolflol
    @sylvrwolflol 4 года назад +39

    This is what's known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect, the notion that incompetent people never know that they're incompetent.
    Burnie is just brimming with unfounded confidence because of it!

    • @shingofan
      @shingofan 4 года назад +4

      Given his sense of humor, I am honestly not sure if Burnie is serious or just leaning hard into a bit

    • @sylvrwolflol
      @sylvrwolflol 4 года назад +3

      @ERA CASTE It's easy to do, especially for those whose fatal flaw is hubris. Burnie's a great guy, but sometimes you have to be just a little introspective. That's why everyone else calls him out on this kind of thing, because it can become self-harmful.

    • @Ray_Vun
      @Ray_Vun 4 года назад

      yeah. and add that to the fact he doesn't know all the info of the challenge, it makes him even more confident he'd be able to do it.
      it's not 30km, it's over 500km. and it's cold, and there's bad weather, thus the suit, animal fat and being fed by people on the boat, and it's also a shipping route.
      had he known that, he wouldn't say "yeah i could totally do it"

    • @beaumills8716
      @beaumills8716 4 года назад +2

      @@Ray_Vun No, the swim is about 30km. It is a swim from England to France, not a swim down the length of the channel. Also, I may be wrong but this came off to me as him just being funny, not an actual claim.

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 4 года назад

    +CTSFive Maybe 350 miles north to south, but at it’s narrowest point (Calais to Dover) it is only 21 miles wide. In practice, the swim is usually longer (but could be slightly shorter) due to currents pushing you off course or pushing you backwards.

  • @enjoymusicandart
    @enjoymusicandart 4 года назад

    The sandwich throwback is sweet

  • @bossbeartherock6034
    @bossbeartherock6034 4 года назад

    26 miles across the sea , santa catalina is waiting for me

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 4 года назад

    Nut up burnie, that’s a great idea for a vid

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 3 года назад

    Burnie must now fight a tiger and then swim the English channel, it'll be his finest moment

  • @Rockstar-lk9wz
    @Rockstar-lk9wz 4 года назад

    I love this they are funny

  • @workdayfiddle
    @workdayfiddle 4 года назад

    When you get a sneak peek of what next weeks RTAA is

  • @aarongamboa9768
    @aarongamboa9768 4 года назад

    Yes

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 3 года назад

    Somebody should have asked Burnie if he's ever swum across a lake before. That alone is hard

  • @hatokorudo
    @hatokorudo Год назад

    its been three years it needs to happen

  • @lucasrobin2788
    @lucasrobin2788 4 года назад

    Wow, what a crazy holiday linsay

  • @chasesong2212
    @chasesong2212 4 года назад +2

    Lindsay really looks a lot like Burnie in this episode

  • @Beerbottles123
    @Beerbottles123 4 года назад

    I rechristen this tugboat, 'Burnie McBoatface'

  • @IndorilTheGreat
    @IndorilTheGreat 4 года назад

    There was a kid in my high school that swummed the English channel. Dude was a beast.

  • @piplupcola
    @piplupcola 4 года назад

    Burnie has clearly forgotten the existence of waves. It's crossing an ocean not crossing a swimming pool

  • @aarongee2401
    @aarongee2401 4 года назад

    More people have summited Everest than made it swimming across the channel.

  • @reploid123
    @reploid123 4 года назад +1

    Those crazy Lindsay high jinks

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 4 года назад +1

    0:08 He's wearing a shark tooth necklace. Nice.

  • @AceAlbatros
    @AceAlbatros 4 года назад +3

    The title is next weeks one, they put it on the site today so someone mixed them up.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 года назад

    Even though Burnie no longer works there, I'm still holding him to this challenge.

  • @Lgs260495
    @Lgs260495 4 года назад +1

    What I expected: Lindsay tearing a dirt track in a subaru
    What I got: AquaBurnie.

  • @lychanking
    @lychanking 4 года назад

    I don't think burnie realized that the typical time to swim the channel is over twenty hours. He'd be dead before he got even halfway.

  • @Crimson_arc_
    @Crimson_arc_ 4 года назад +57

    Fastest anyone has done it was 7 hours slowest was 27 hours Bernie I'd say you fo it in like 30. But I'd do it in like 35 do who am I to talk lol

    • @HarrisonBowman
      @HarrisonBowman 4 года назад +1

      Lol I'd say Burnie wouldn't be able to finish it at all, most people wouldn't finish

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 4 года назад +1

    Shame we will never see Burnie do this now

    • @bluescluessuperagent
      @bluescluessuperagent 4 года назад

      who says we won't? why do you think he quite and said he's leaving America. clearly he's off training to do this

  • @Malwontae
    @Malwontae 4 года назад

    0:47 Well that's bringing back memories of the Tugs TV series. Not sure if it ever made it to the US or if it was one of those ones that got massively changed. But anyway, show fits for a video about the English Channel.

  • @mentra1
    @mentra1 4 года назад

    Now everyone knows what the next RTAA is, e got em bois

  • @Gigawolf1
    @Gigawolf1 4 года назад

    Some time between when I clicked the video and when it loaded, they fixed the title & description 🤣

  • @milathecat5454
    @milathecat5454 4 года назад

    I believe he can do it, random people do it all the time, I have faith

  • @PainCausingSamurai
    @PainCausingSamurai 4 года назад

    Reminder: Burning also claimed he could win a fight against a Tiger because humans are smarter. Gotta admire the confidence.

  • @lawwilliams7591
    @lawwilliams7591 4 года назад

    I didn't even notice the title being wrong until I noticed people commenting about it. I just got a notification on my phone for an RTAA and hit play haha

  • @gregaloisi6062
    @gregaloisi6062 4 года назад

    If anyone wants to know this is from the very earlier podcasts, I’ve been listening starting from the first one. I’m in like #39 so this is before that

  • @TheDeadRadioKing
    @TheDeadRadioKing 4 года назад

    Glossed over Gavin's "20 miles, thats like some of America!" Wut.

  • @flamingRose100
    @flamingRose100 4 года назад

    It took me like all day to paddle 12 miles

  • @Owain99
    @Owain99 3 года назад

    Pretty sure it’s one of the busiest shipping lanes as well

  • @benshapirohamburgerhelper1239
    @benshapirohamburgerhelper1239 3 года назад

    Bernie is simply built different.

  • @Spike-Prime
    @Spike-Prime 4 года назад

    I really wanna see Burnie swim the English channel now