Opie & Anthony - Ambien

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @MyHelpWanted
    @MyHelpWanted 4 года назад +5

    I took ambien and drove to Foxwoods at midnight, gambled and came home. I live in Boston. I didn’t remember till about 2 weeks later.

    • @khalifwriter.7765
      @khalifwriter.7765 4 года назад

      How'd you remember

    • @MyHelpWanted
      @MyHelpWanted 4 года назад +2

      KhalifWriter. About a week later I went back to the casino. I tried to use my wampum card and they were like oh you were just here weds (or what ever) i got into a argument with them about it and left. I thought someone stole my id. I blamed my brother and then about 2 weeks later , I remember flashes of me driving home. I was there. They were not lying. I Totally fucking blacked out. I wasn’t drinking either. Just ambien.

  • @308bushmaster
    @308bushmaster 5 лет назад +27

    I took an Ambien and can't remember but I went to kitchen and drank some water. Crazy right !!!!!!

    • @308bushmaster
      @308bushmaster 5 лет назад +1

      @johnny blaze a smile from me is your reward.

    • @Anfubvinch
      @Anfubvinch 5 лет назад +1

      You just did Jimmy's joke basically. Ah-boooh

    • @hamschh
      @hamschh 4 года назад

      ive taken 20mg of ambien plenty of times (twice the normal dose) and it barely works on me. I just feel a little tired. I feel like i need a tranquilizer to sleep sometimes

    • @jacquie4640
      @jacquie4640 4 года назад +1

      @@hamschh Stop smoking crack then... You're welcome

    • @MrWalkerpercy
      @MrWalkerpercy 2 года назад

      @@hamschh I had three Ambien left at a beach house for my grandparent’s 50 wedding anniversary. I took them and was having audible hallucinations. At some point, it made sense to me to not flush the toilet and be loud… so I went outside and shit on the side of the house. The next day my cousin and I went there to smoke a cigarette, and he stepped in my pile. I’ll never forget his saying, “What animal has a shit like that?!”

  • @shawno1195
    @shawno1195 5 лет назад +13

    god bless you keep them comin

  • @chukakaelo2275
    @chukakaelo2275 5 лет назад +3

    19:00 was the best ambien campaign I've ever heard. Sign me up!

  • @lisamarie5937
    @lisamarie5937 5 лет назад +8

    I know restless leg sounds like a joke, but if you have it you know it's terrible. I've had it since I was a teenager and I'd try to lay in such a way that my legs would go to sleep so I could rest. I'd honestly rather have leg pain than that awful restlessness.

    • @th3envyp238
      @th3envyp238 5 лет назад +1

      It's in your head

    • @Jgardner2122
      @Jgardner2122 4 года назад

      Lisa Marie
      Do you intake caffeine?
      I had restless leg, stopped drinking things with caffeine in it, no coffee, soda, teas, no more restless legs. It’s amazing.

    • @AdamSandler69xx
      @AdamSandler69xx 3 года назад +1

      I usually get rid of it by jogging and taking a fuck load of Magnesium & B12

    • @joeyvanostrand3655
      @joeyvanostrand3655 2 года назад +1

      @@AdamSandler69xx I've recently started taking 5mg of Baclofen(muscle relaxer) and it's been incredibly effective at keeping the spasms, twitches, and astoundingly painful and intense Charlie Horses under control.
      Due to two failed spinal surgeries, one of which was a multi-level fusion that was a gigantic mistake, I am very familiar with going many, many nights with little to no sleep or being too terrified to go back to sleep because I dread being woken back up from either REM sleep or from a deep, dead sleep with the feeling of an isolated group of leg, hip, ass, or foot muscles tightening up so rapidly and with such force it feels as if they are going to tear off the bone keeps me from falling back asleep. The baclofen has cut the cramping down by at least 85%.
      And to our passive and snarky little friend up above that proclaimed " it's all in your head". I know you were just making a sideways camera with an attempt at levity but you were more correct than you realize. When you have a nervous system injury or surgical procedure involves cutting nerves things never go back to the way they were. Things don't fire correctly. Signals and messages are rerouted, lost, exacerbated, and just plain old buggered up. And what controls our nervous system my friend? The gray matter. It's location? Our melons.
      So I realize you were just trying to take a shot at something you don't understand but I have asked the good Lord above, who's a very good friend of mine by the way, to visit upon you either rectal cancer or a week long spate of these out of control leg cramps.
      This will afford you the opportunity to experience first hand that it really is ' all in our heads " and completely uncontrollable most of the time.
      I'd like for you to contact me after you experience the first round of severe, tearing, and nearly unstoppable leg cramping. I want to know if you shit your pants from the sudden onset and shock coupled with such an intense level of pain you never thought possible and have no choice but to remain woefully awake through.
      Unlike us you will be afforded the courtesy of knowing that they are impending because you will have a dream about them. Or asshole cancer. It's God's way of saying "message and payment received" for the modest request in furtherance of your education and that he appreciates the sacrificed chicken.
      Sweet dreams!

    • @timc4765
      @timc4765 Год назад +1

      ​@@joeyvanostrand3655ain't nobody reading all that nonsense homie

  • @MrEvanNoyes
    @MrEvanNoyes 4 года назад +3

    What a classic Opie going along with some boring bit. He’s always so happy about this dumb shit everyone else is hating

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 года назад +2

      Also the first chick I ever heard say punching out

  • @jonorlick6168
    @jonorlick6168 4 года назад +2

    SO typical of Opie to promise a MacBook to a listener like Tom and NOT deliver. This is about the hundredth story of such

  • @TheSetadoon
    @TheSetadoon 4 года назад +1

    “WHAT HAPPENED” Holy shit Jimmy is the greatest

  • @kennethpogue718
    @kennethpogue718 5 лет назад +3

    "BAAAALACKOUT!!!" hahahaha oh jimmy

    • @johnfisher8401
      @johnfisher8401 4 года назад

      Kenneth Pogue ive listened to that part a thousand times and it cracks me up. What the hell is that bit from? SLEEP PLLEASE, you know ?

    • @lf6304
      @lf6304 3 года назад

      @@johnfisher8401 it is a callback to how Anthony behaves in casinos. I have heard the clips on RUclips.

  • @jimmymetal713
    @jimmymetal713 Год назад

    Ive taken it once night and thank God my buddy was there, it was 130am and I told my buddy I had to go to school. I kept telling him the sun was out(Which I had class at 2pm) I ended up passing out and when I woke up my friend pinned a note on my door that said call him when I get up and I will tell you where your car keys are? I would have had a dwi. I also took 25mg and made out with some broad took her home, woke up and realized I needed to get rid of this girl quickly....this is back when they used to hand of pills like candy. I had somas, lortabs, and Xanax.

  • @Stonestare
    @Stonestare 9 месяцев назад

    Hilarious how all the addicts who do pharmaceutical meds all start chiming in about halfway thru.

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator Год назад

    She literally said “I had sex the night before and couldn’t remember one thing about it!’
    Opie: “so how was sex on Ambien?”

  • @RayRae559
    @RayRae559 5 лет назад +2

    Increased GAMBLING?!?! TF Hahahahah!!

  • @brucewayne-ws2cw
    @brucewayne-ws2cw 4 года назад +1

    Callers are fuckin brutal

  • @garretgarland7838
    @garretgarland7838 4 года назад

    Can someone explain to me the “[insert word] please” bit? Have yet to find its origin.

    • @TheWilliamBogart
      @TheWilliamBogart 3 года назад +1

      Check out the Atlantic City stories clips, it's Anthony gambling.

    • @garretgarland7838
      @garretgarland7838 3 года назад

      @@TheWilliamBogart Thanks

  • @petesmith9475
    @petesmith9475 5 лет назад +1

    these people can't handle their drugs. I drink every day and took ambien for years. No problems. Im now been on xanax for 7 years. It just works better for me.

    • @justinstokes8025
      @justinstokes8025 4 года назад

      Well you are a guinea pig in the end you have no idea what these chemicals are doing to your body I’m certain going for a jog does just the same for the brain for most people that Xanax would

  • @bobd9116
    @bobd9116 Год назад

    Oh my god these callers were total trash as usual. Even Jimmy at the end had it

  • @MegaMan-bs3oy
    @MegaMan-bs3oy Год назад

    Opie actually had some good lines..wow he must of been on Ambien

  • @junkboxhero4825
    @junkboxhero4825 5 лет назад +2

    Whoever came up with that YAZ commercial has a sick sense of humor! They're trying to sell you a pill that they warn you can KILL YOU (warns of deadly heart and kidney problems when taking this drug) and what song are they playing in the background? GOODBYE TO YOU!! So I guess that'll be their strategy in court when they start getting sued for it: "We warned them, we even told them goodbye to living in a song!!"

    • @junkboxhero4825
      @junkboxhero4825 5 лет назад

      Shit! I should have listened to the entire bit before I commented...now I'm a Carlos :(

  • @DEZ0291
    @DEZ0291 2 года назад

    Dr Steve shilling for big pharma

  • @sharona7763
    @sharona7763 5 лет назад

    Sleepeating its a thing I took Ambien and woke up with peanut butter all over my face