Last mario maker: Lets judge these jokes! This joke bot sure is silly haha! This mario maker: Humor isn't real. This stream is a capitalistic hellscape. Say goodbye to your family, and get ready, because you're clocking into a triple shift in the "HUH?" mines, and Doug expects overtime.
Idk, Doug tries to convince himself that we all hate our jobs and the poggies mine is a soul-crushing place to work but I truly love my role at the company and delight in every key press as I type B-A-L-D
I have to admit that Doug just pulling this whole analogy about clocking in with dick\butt jokes has been one of the funniest running gags of a stream I've seen.
Regarding Parkzer's taser: A real taser isn't something you should fuck around with; there's legitimately often a small risk of serious complications. They're considered "less lethal", not "nonlethal". You should at least get yourself checked out first and make sure you don't have any undiscovered pre-existing conditions which a taser could aggravate. As for the amount of pain: If the probes strike far enough apart, you get neuro-muscular incapacitation. If the probes hit close together, you just get pain. Also there is a cue for the bombs going off, although it's visual. It's a set number of flashes, with the last flash lasting longer.
I imagine the muscles tensing can cause horrendous cramps or even tear the muscles if they're too tight. They're very optimistic describing it as mostly discomfort
11:23 I'm not going to lie to you, I'm a pretty good player. I've been playing Mario Maker for almost a year now, and I've made a lot of progress. I'm not the best, but I'm pretty close. But I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not the best. I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not the best. I'm not going to lie.
Opinions will vary, but I like platforming to be a casual fun time, like what most mainline Mario games are actually like. Mario in particular has always been one I can fall back on for a creative but generally easy going time. (There's always a rough level here or there in the main games too....) I've never gotten into tedious "challenge" levels like a lot of people like to make in Mario Maker, ROM hacks, etc. I think there's an art to knowing how to balance creating a level so that it's interesting but not stupid hard.
You are a gentleman amongst men. Unless you'd rather be called a gentlewoman amongst women. Or would you prefer a gentleperson amongst people? IDK I'm just covering my bases. Thank you for the timestamp.
Getting tased hurts, but its not all that bad. In fact, afterwards you feel really good when your muscles release. Note: I got tased while I was in the military as a part of training, not because I was fighting police or some other nonsense.
@@birdmcturd1626 Very true. If someone told me "I got tased while I was in the military" I'd ask "Were you a cop, a suspect, or just fucking around on post?"
poggies, you did it doug, wow (I can't see my family because I have to feed my 18 toddlers, my wife might faint while taking care of them, but I can't aford a babysitter)
I just feel like if you’re so impatient that you can’t wait a few seconds per jump for the timing to be right then you might be bad at 2D platformers. If you didn’t need timing,it’d hardly be a challenge
45:09 He said he didn't check in with Rosa because he's saving all his affection for her Birthday and now she's dead 😭 I don't mean this as in him having done something wrong, just that it unfortunately did happen, shortly after he said that...
best die reaction ever. "I pressed the wrong button, that one was not on me."
clips.twitch.tv/InnocentYawningChoughKappaPride-vHOxkEn8FCyvTw1f
the makers of the controller shouldn't have put that button there smh smh
Rest in peace Rosa
she lives on in our hearts ❤
Indeed she will❤
I forgot this happened and assumed it was a shitpost comment at first :(
Almost cried hearing doug say "I haven't checked in on her in a while, saving up all of my love for the birthday stream" 😭😭😭
RIP 😭
Last mario maker: Lets judge these jokes! This joke bot sure is silly haha!
This mario maker: Humor isn't real. This stream is a capitalistic hellscape. Say goodbye to your family, and get ready, because you're clocking into a triple shift in the "HUH?" mines, and Doug expects overtime.
Idk, Doug tries to convince himself that we all hate our jobs and the poggies mine is a soul-crushing place to work but I truly love my role at the company and delight in every key press as I type B-A-L-D
Jokebot was absolutely hilarious 😭 his arc was insane
@@Liquidglitch
Me when I am Stanley (Pre-Parable).
R.I.P. Rosa. You were so loved and will be missed. Enjoy your time across the Rainbow Bridge o7
DougDoug, April Fools was 65 days ago. We all know you hired a professional gamer to make it seem like you are good at 2D platformers
Reminds me of when Snoop "streamed" a game.
@@ssfbob456his fake reactions got me rolling
No he hired Ludwig to do that part for him.
65...
It’s like that Danny Gonzalez Minecraft speedrun
Dougdoug being bad at 2d platformers starts at 0:00
thanks, was looking for that
Real timestamp for that is 1991 brother
@@squalamander Though you are technically correct. They meant the timestamp for this video.
REST IN PEACE ROSA ❤️🦦😢
She has lived probably the best life any otter has ever lived, and now she’s moved on to an even better place
Holy god you're not kidding...
I have to admit that Doug just pulling this whole analogy about clocking in with dick\butt jokes has been one of the funniest running gags of a stream I've seen.
Regarding Parkzer's taser: A real taser isn't something you should fuck around with; there's legitimately often a small risk of serious complications. They're considered "less lethal", not "nonlethal". You should at least get yourself checked out first and make sure you don't have any undiscovered pre-existing conditions which a taser could aggravate.
As for the amount of pain: If the probes strike far enough apart, you get neuro-muscular incapacitation. If the probes hit close together, you just get pain.
Also there is a cue for the bombs going off, although it's visual. It's a set number of flashes, with the last flash lasting longer.
I imagine the muscles tensing can cause horrendous cramps or even tear the muscles if they're too tight. They're very optimistic describing it as mostly discomfort
@@crestothegecko6279 A bigger concern would be cardiac arrest
@@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 My biggest concern would be Parkzer foregoing the whole Taser thing and just shooting me with his gun.
I love the idea that there are people who just find stupid anagrams for doug's name
I wasn't kidding when I said I had a list of 10+ lol 46:50
1:50:17 I re-watched this VOD just because of the "working in a factory/mine" and "nobody notices" jokes
Doug fact: there are at least 708 anagrams of Douglas Wreden with the word "ads" in it. Coincidence?
Hey Doug, clocking in to the vod chat factory to say I love your content, keep it up!
1:46:54 A chat so good that even Doug had to "Huh?"
If you beat Rain World, you will forever be really good at 2d platformers
yes
Nah. I’ve 100% all of the game and downpour and I still haven’t beaten Mario bros. But I’m probably an outlier.
why didn't the punishment list have an "all of the above" like a good multiple choice question?
He should have put it as the first option so there were no options above it.
43:55 "The CEO of intern"
We found the only unpaid CEO
22:43 Idk what's funnier, Doug's wording or chat's reaction 😂
41:45 he actually plays the game
I guess DougDoug got jealous about how Jokebot stole the show
think so, he was visibly mad at it in the previous lmao
11:23 I'm not going to lie to you, I'm a pretty good player. I've been playing Mario Maker for almost a year now, and I've made a lot of progress. I'm not the best, but I'm pretty close.
But I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not the best.
I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not the best.
I'm not going to lie.
Opinions will vary, but I like platforming to be a casual fun time, like what most mainline Mario games are actually like. Mario in particular has always been one I can fall back on for a creative but generally easy going time. (There's always a rough level here or there in the main games too....) I've never gotten into tedious "challenge" levels like a lot of people like to make in Mario Maker, ROM hacks, etc. I think there's an art to knowing how to balance creating a level so that it's interesting but not stupid hard.
Where's the news with Parkzer vod?
Since the vod is demonetized do I not watch it
Yeah cause you wont get any money so whats the point
@@tremaynebooker2150You guys are getting paid to watch these? I’m just stuck in the basement.
Stream ends at 4:04:59
You are a gentleman amongst men. Unless you'd rather be called a gentlewoman amongst women. Or would you prefer a gentleperson amongst people? IDK I'm just covering my bases. Thank you for the timestamp.
You truly are a gentle amongst .
Thank you for your work
I was looking for that moment, thanks!
@@tekias5536 gentlewoman amongst women would be the proper term. :3
@@Justin-gi3el probably one of the greatest Doug moments of all time
It’s kinda beautiful that streaming brings together people with no free time (dougdoug) and people with a lot of it (viewers)
I feel really torn 'cause I'm rooting for Doug in this challenge but I also really want to see Parkzer tase him
45:20 aged REALLY BADLY like HOOOO BOY
What do you mean?
Huh?
@@kh6853 Rosa died yesterday. Doug left a nice message on her memorial video on Monterray Bay's RUclips.
@@00Anjie Now it needs to be the Rosa memorial fundraiser livestream
@@KomaValorina agreed!
Doug is 2d platformers at good
Nice alt account DougDoug
@@InfernalGarish i didn't say he was good at something
"DOUG IS 2D"
Is good platformers at 2d Doug?
45:09 This is some eerie foreshadowing 😔 Rest in peace Rosa ❤️
Extreme videogame action starts at 41:22
everyone knows Doug's incompetence at 2d platformers is part of his charm, and also his baldness. o7
What video game series is song at 2:16 from? It’s such a cat jam.
When the chat said .......... It really spoke to me
Getting tased hurts, but its not all that bad. In fact, afterwards you feel really good when your muscles release.
Note: I got tased while I was in the military as a part of training, not because I was fighting police or some other nonsense.
Nerd
@@joemono4727 what did he do to you💀
I feel like if you really wanted to,you could make the argument that the military falls under “some other nonsense”
@@birdmcturd1626 Very true. If someone told me "I got tased while I was in the military" I'd ask "Were you a cop, a suspect, or just fucking around on post?"
23:41 hits different after june 5th
Doug says he’s good at 2d platformers when he’s missed several secret areas
Doug, we've waited long enough. Where is the news VOD????
poggies, you did it doug, wow
(I can't see my family because I have to feed my 18 toddlers, my wife might faint while taking care of them, but I can't aford a babysitter)
20:21 interesting
Doug are you going to play Animal Well?
What is the rad slapping track at the top of the vod?
Anyone know what song was used at the beginning of the video?
Gaining season by Lupus Nocte
3:30:48 Hey that's what my dog had! i think.
Early VOD gang 😎
i love doug doug
i doug love love
I hate doug doug
We hated oug doug
we all say in unison
But i love him. We shall duel to see who loves him the most
I love you Doug
Low Grade Nudes is my favourite Twitch streamer.
i am a baker i get baked every day
What's the song at 1:00:00?
just add a 15 second buffer at the start so you get the money from Adsense?
o7 Rosa
I just feel like if you’re so impatient that you can’t wait a few seconds per jump for the timing to be right then you might be bad at 2D platformers. If you didn’t need timing,it’d hardly be a challenge
Note to self: I am on screen at 2:35:38, 2:37:44, 3:18:30
I SEE YOU
waiting for the path of pain stream. Also I don't think he promised it but celeste c sides stream too.
Stream starts and ends
D:
Where's the breaking news vod?
Nvm they uploaded it
Hey Doug terrible news Rosa died
_Dude!_ Not cool! You can't just drop that from a cold start, someone could be having a bad day and not up to hearing it!
Doug Doug rat race arc
wheres the doug and parkzer news vod
Did you here Rosa died
LESSS GO FIRST ON DOUGDOUGH MUG MUG
45:09 He said he didn't check in with Rosa because he's saving all his affection for her Birthday and now she's dead 😭
I don't mean this as in him having done something wrong, just that it unfortunately did happen, shortly after he said that...
Sassy Doug Doug! Meow!!
back when doug was good
Food deceived
How many people are here because of the gameplay? Are here any?
Since when was Doug bald?
Always has been
dugs losin it im a huge fan
HUH
Whos this guy? Seems bald
Hi
Ignore him, he's just a side character. The mains are over on the left.
@@HeIIevangHis 5 minute coding adventures are cool though
Mario
My first comment to Doug 34:55
Nobody cares.
@@dirkmurvick913me when I lie…
Always good to see a real American clock in for another grueling day at the Poggies Factory or D: Mine.
Too much game, and not enough distractions :(
D:
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