ROBLOX... THE WEIRD SIDE OF GAMES

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Today we type in very random things into the search bar on the roblox games page and see what kind of great things we can find...

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @Belosbug
    @Belosbug 3 года назад +175

    “Why do I pee blood?”
    Don’t worry Albert, it isn’t new to us females.

  • @atlasventuress
    @atlasventuress 4 года назад +150

    When someone mean trys to be your friend
    accept
    unfriend
    THEN BLOCK
    as said by albert

  • @lochness08
    @lochness08 5 лет назад +149

    Albert in real life: Ladies and gentle men--
    In game albert: *HOW DO YOU GET THAT LOWCAP*

  • @xxsimplesweetxx5964
    @xxsimplesweetxx5964 4 года назад +229

    "Why do I pee blood?"
    *Girls: First time?*

  • @sage3407
    @sage3407 4 года назад +1402

    Albert- *Types: Why do I pee Blood?”
    Girls: -Triggered and concerned-

    • @user-ep9qt4cn3f
      @user-ep9qt4cn3f 4 года назад +18

      I have no idea TwT ppl its Sarcasm-

    • @Isabel-tp4fo
      @Isabel-tp4fo 4 года назад +80

      Kacey3363 x we don’t PEE it,we just...leak blood.

    • @arivera167
      @arivera167 4 года назад +14

      Jennessey Madlangbayan XD, what?

    • @brookeplaysgames4434
      @brookeplaysgames4434 4 года назад +57

      He’s secretly a girl on her period 🤭
      ALBERT IS EXPOSED!!

    • @annabella5500
      @annabella5500 4 года назад +6

      Jennessey Madlangbayan I DONT YHATS DISGUSTINGLY HORRIBLE

  • @debrakelly2695
    @debrakelly2695 4 года назад +600

    “Why do I pee blood?”
    Girls: BOI-

  • @loki3262
    @loki3262 4 года назад +317

    albert: why do i pee blood?
    girls: who's gonna tell him...

    • @nicole7529
      @nicole7529 4 года назад +5

      Me

    • @ISimpxX
      @ISimpxX 4 года назад +23

      I’m a ✨ Transgender Male ✨

    • @ay0anab3ll
      @ay0anab3ll 4 года назад +5

      lo ki LMAO-

    • @ace9602
      @ace9602 4 года назад +12

      help pee white and sticky

    • @Shadow_Mihai
      @Shadow_Mihai 4 года назад +6

      @@ace9602 that is c u m

  • @fuzzyducky263
    @fuzzyducky263 4 года назад +57

    Why is nobody talking about the thumbnail?
    ‘ *my wife left me* ‘

    • @crappybff6994
      @crappybff6994 3 года назад +1

      😂 yup 😂

    • @jtw9313
      @jtw9313 3 года назад

      -yaya-

    • @lovelymoonie3013
      @lovelymoonie3013 3 года назад

      i̶ d̶o̶n̶t̶ k̶n̶o̶w̶. ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ 𝑚𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒??

  • @-itzjustcheezy-barsolomul6644
    @-itzjustcheezy-barsolomul6644 4 года назад +82

    8:00 can we all just take a moment, too admire his *b00t1ful* singing?

  • @webblvey---1
    @webblvey---1 4 года назад +139

    Types: *Why do I pee blood?"
    Girls: *Triggered*

    • @KaysPlushVideos
      @KaysPlushVideos 4 года назад +2

      Don’t get it

    • @tsutsu5684
      @tsutsu5684 4 года назад +5

      Foxys Videos, ur clearly a guy

    • @flowergalaxy681
      @flowergalaxy681 4 года назад +4

      @@KaysPlushVideos I know now that u are a boy cuz you don't get it, bro I guess that everybody knows about girls things right ?

    • @ryanpierson1758
      @ryanpierson1758 4 года назад +5

      @@tsutsu5684 because guys have never heard of periods? Smh

    • @ISimpxX
      @ISimpxX 4 года назад +3

      I’m a male, I’m just trans, I have my period 😔✌️

  • @newtsbomber2088
    @newtsbomber2088 4 года назад +483

    Albert: *Why do I pee blood*
    Me: Huh, you seem to have a thing called a *Period*

  • @CutieKB7
    @CutieKB7 4 года назад +389

    Albert searches: “why do I pee blood?” Me: “that’s what I ask”

    • @Clownkissrr
      @Clownkissrr 4 года назад +7

      LMAO

    • @possiblyvicky5360
      @possiblyvicky5360 3 года назад +12

      Puberty....

    • @cornbread7685
      @cornbread7685 3 года назад +3

      @@TerraLunesole get ready for hell lol and btw it doesn’t hurt but it just feels weird

    • @shootingsmilla1239
      @shootingsmilla1239 3 года назад +3

      @@possiblyvicky5360 yes but it’s called period

    • @shootingsmilla1239
      @shootingsmilla1239 3 года назад +4

      @@TerraLunesole get ready because it hurts seriously

  • @riddleseth08
    @riddleseth08 4 года назад +456

    Albert: “why do I pee blood”
    Me: .....

  • @banu9094
    @banu9094 5 лет назад +164

    *accept, unfriend, AND BLOCK*
    well that escalated fast

  • @user-mx4ml5hy1n
    @user-mx4ml5hy1n 4 года назад +235

    “I am a disappointment to my parents”
    *i felt that*

  • @xizodiacix9219
    @xizodiacix9219 3 года назад +46

    I'm still not over him accidentally saying "if you wanna be my lover" 💀💀💀

  • @gloriaortiz6914
    @gloriaortiz6914 4 года назад +277

    *”Why do I pee blood?”*
    Well you see..

  • @morganmaloney8212
    @morganmaloney8212 4 года назад +42

    2:41 me playing dress up as a kid

  • @Ash-lo8fh
    @Ash-lo8fh 4 года назад +313

    “We are going to search up a random word”
    *i am a disappointment to my parents*
    New word for the dictionary

  • @cupcake3w929sl
    @cupcake3w929sl 4 года назад +147

    Albert: *why do I pee blood?*
    Girls: **angry noises**

  • @yourmom-vw6kj
    @yourmom-vw6kj 4 года назад +318

    "Why do I pee blood?" you ate too many strawberries, albert

    • @yourmom-vw6kj
      @yourmom-vw6kj 4 года назад +2

      @Yasser Hussein youre welcome

    • @yourmom-vw6kj
      @yourmom-vw6kj 4 года назад +2

      @Yasser Hussein am meme?

    • @whos_venti
      @whos_venti 4 года назад +4

      Mhm you ate to many strawberrys

    • @ariibwby
      @ariibwby 4 года назад +2

      Yoyr right lol 😂

    • @yourmom-vw6kj
      @yourmom-vw6kj 4 года назад

      im- this was made 2 months ago, has 61 likes, and i just got a notifacation saying someone liked it- thank you

  • @galactichuskatron1187
    @galactichuskatron1187 6 лет назад +117

    3:59 scared me and also r.i.p ears.

  • @therapist7358
    @therapist7358 4 года назад +680

    “Why do I pee blood?”
    Me: Every single girl’s question.

  • @happyb.6589
    @happyb.6589 4 года назад +195

    "Why Do I Pee Blood?"
    Me: Girls Will Understand That...

    • @HUM4N4TUR3
      @HUM4N4TUR3 4 года назад +12

      P👏E👏R👏I👏O👏D BOI

    • @lostsilver94
      @lostsilver94 4 года назад +4

      SHUT UP! THAT IS OVERRATED

    • @Mia-om9fe
      @Mia-om9fe 4 года назад +9

      @@lostsilver94 chill calm down

    • @TheMightyJoseph
      @TheMightyJoseph 4 года назад +6

      @@lostsilver94 hey its me CJ! Chill! Chill!

    • @emi_lemi1234
      @emi_lemi1234 4 года назад +7

      @꧁༒ Jotaro ༒꧂ *fun fact: you are reading this* ;)

  • @susanemilford775
    @susanemilford775 6 лет назад +121

    I am sad and *_MAD_*

  • @thesummerbrothers1834
    @thesummerbrothers1834 4 года назад +41

    7:59
    Albert : i TeLl yOu WhAt I wAnD wHaT i ReAlLy ReAlLy WaNd
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PaulaOliveira-ju7hn
      @PaulaOliveira-ju7hn 4 года назад +3

      Your a wizard harry...

    • @Mia-om9fe
      @Mia-om9fe 4 года назад +2

      @@PaulaOliveira-ju7hn wtf😂😂

    • @Mia-om9fe
      @Mia-om9fe 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beecorn3320
      @beecorn3320 4 года назад +1

      i am now launching obs so i can record it and post on youtube "albert // flamingo sings wanna be by spice girls"

    • @XpliCitplayz
      @XpliCitplayz 3 года назад +1

      @@PaulaOliveira-ju7hn YOU'RE A HAIRY WIZARD

  • @didigamez5955
    @didigamez5955 6 лет назад +241

    04:32 I just died 😂

  • @Artemismeow1
    @Artemismeow1 3 года назад +124

    99/ of the comments: AlBeRt:” WhY dO i PeE bLoOd” GiRlS: “yEs A fElLo FeMaLe” like we get it Albert is secretly a girl.

    • @renarmor4788
      @renarmor4788 3 года назад +8

      yeahhhhhh

    • @voxslilslut197
      @voxslilslut197 2 года назад +6

      im late but fr

    • @astrangefool8221
      @astrangefool8221 Год назад

      what

    • @StageYoutube
      @StageYoutube Год назад +1

      @@astrangefool8221Periods.

    • @astrangefool8221
      @astrangefool8221 Год назад

      @@StageRUclips umm achkually 🤓 There is this condition that can happen to both men and women who excessively train physically both in weighted training or conditioned cardio which causes athletes and bodybuilders to secrete blood either from internal injuries in smooth muscle or for some other reasons. I bet you've never heard of it, but I also doubt that it's happened to Albert, but y'all can keep your unfunny joke 😎👍

  • @nata-scree1531
    @nata-scree1531 6 лет назад +247

    “Haha u have no arms and legs! U can’t defend urself.”
    **pushes girl off cliff, and falls off with her**

  • @humain003
    @humain003 5 лет назад +28

    2:05 when you are about to forget your Roblox password and you end up forgeting it.

    • @robloxgamer8331
      @robloxgamer8331 5 лет назад +2

      Dr. Zepep Wowwww

    • @gin4912
      @gin4912 5 лет назад

      I forgot mine. I have 400 followers. I have 1007 friends. So i make my new account. Fck it

    • @diamondnator
      @diamondnator 5 лет назад

      Anonymous Girl wow how did you get more than 200 friends?!?! Good job! I’m sarcastic. You can’t get more than 200 followers liar..

  • @lone_nomad8295
    @lone_nomad8295 6 лет назад +75

    the granny has been replaced by SCP 173 the heck

    • @yaboigavin42
      @yaboigavin42 5 лет назад

      Don’t look away or else he will KILL you

  • @totallyanepicyoutuber6720
    @totallyanepicyoutuber6720 4 года назад +42

    “Why do I pee blood “
    Me: umm

    • @hh_starz
      @hh_starz 3 года назад

      *b r u h*

    • @totallyanepicyoutuber6720
      @totallyanepicyoutuber6720 3 года назад

      @@hh_starz
      oh cool- a bfb fan :D

    • @hh_starz
      @hh_starz 3 года назад

      @@totallyanepicyoutuber6720 eyy

    • @hh_starz
      @hh_starz 3 года назад +1

      @@totallyanepicyoutuber6720 btw i only said *b r u h* because idk why almost every comment is about woman peeing blood

    • @totallyanepicyoutuber6720
      @totallyanepicyoutuber6720 3 года назад +1

      @@hh_starz
      Ohhh ok, but that’s okay though lol I just commented that before the women peeing blood thing got spammed in the comments

  • @xxashleyplayzxx2171
    @xxashleyplayzxx2171 5 лет назад +73

    I’M DED XD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    8:00

  • @scratfromiceage9474
    @scratfromiceage9474 4 года назад +179

    Albert, A Male: “Why do I pee BLOOD?”
    Me: *”wait he’s a female?”*

  • @ex1st3nce77
    @ex1st3nce77 4 года назад +96

    Albert: Why do I pee blood?
    All the girls watch this: i-

    • @yesqueen7657
      @yesqueen7657 4 года назад +13

      *alberts on his period*

    • @YellowMM-dt9bm
      @YellowMM-dt9bm 4 года назад

      Unoriginal

    • @alias-gon1358
      @alias-gon1358 4 года назад

      Harajuku _Barbie me (a girl): Albert. Your super unlucky

    • @ISimpxX
      @ISimpxX 4 года назад +1

      I’m a male, I’m just trans.

    • @ex1st3nce77
      @ex1st3nce77 4 года назад

      @@ISimpxX well that must be hard

  • @hanako-kun2494
    @hanako-kun2494 3 года назад +94

    Me:*thinks that game was granny’s house*
    Me*sees scp*
    ugLy ScP tAtO
    Edit:Thanks for 11 likes!
    Edit 2: thanks for 22 likes!
    Edit: wow- thanks for 42 likes!
    Edit: 51 :0

  • @weirdcakes304
    @weirdcakes304 4 года назад +186

    70% of the comments : girl’s period
    20% of the comments: like for this person, comment for this person
    9% of the comments: other
    1% of the comments : this

    • @KaysPlushVideos
      @KaysPlushVideos 4 года назад +1

      What’s period

    • @iamiris7248
      @iamiris7248 4 года назад +1

      Ik what means period TwT

    • @iamiris7248
      @iamiris7248 4 года назад +1

      @@KaysPlushVideos I'm just gonna say

    • @iamiris7248
      @iamiris7248 4 года назад +1

      @@KaysPlushVideos **cough* so, when ur in 4-5 class, if your a girl you will pee *blood* because your not pregnant :/ my opinion

    • @iamiris7248
      @iamiris7248 4 года назад +1

      I don't really know so much of this period

  • @chochang9636
    @chochang9636 6 лет назад +83

    "Why do I pee blood"
    Well for girls... Ya know.,. Periods ahem

    • @schrodingersrobot
      @schrodingersrobot 6 лет назад +5

      Im_ Mow bladder cancer

    • @madison-xz9sl
      @madison-xz9sl 6 лет назад +14

      Just Theory why the heck do you need to bring up cancer. It's a joke that he does. My father actually died a few weeks ago from terminal brain cancer. There is no need to bring up stupid cancer.

    • @chochang9636
      @chochang9636 6 лет назад +9

      XxMadison_2402 xX If you're dad actually died from cancer, why are you telling everyone..?

    • @reypersa1
      @reypersa1 6 лет назад +2

      Umm i.dont think he's joking dude

    • @doublenaut443
      @doublenaut443 6 лет назад +5

      XxMadison_2402 xX if Albert jokes about it why can't everybody else

  • @McBee6
    @McBee6 5 лет назад +55

    4:31 I was laughing so hard 😂🤣

  • @alexaqtpie
    @alexaqtpie 4 года назад +11

    Albert:”why does everybody want me to die?”
    Same.

  • @iblamedes37
    @iblamedes37 5 лет назад +130

    Albert:Why do I pee blood?
    Me:What?
    Albert: That’s the face I have when I do it
    Me:wait a second....
    My bestie: HE IS A GIRL!!!!!

    • @bread7177
      @bread7177 4 года назад +1

      If he's a girl, he is probably lesbian.

    • @xinderx
      @xinderx 4 года назад

      Or he has cancer.

    • @makenzie4486
      @makenzie4486 4 года назад

      -.-

    • @r3tr0z82
      @r3tr0z82 4 года назад

      Can u hear his voice and u can see wut he look like du

    • @natalieriffel1470
      @natalieriffel1470 4 года назад +1

      yall dumb

  • @ariafluff4848
    @ariafluff4848 5 лет назад +91

    *OK LETS ALL THINK OF THIS FOR A SECOND*
    *THERES MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF GAMES*
    *IN ROBLOX WHO TOOK HOURS AND HOURS*
    *TO MAKE!*
    *Well except Floor is lava tycon*
    *that probably took like 2 minutes*
    I chocked my water 😂😂😂

  • @iwilleatyourchildrenjames5797
    @iwilleatyourchildrenjames5797 6 лет назад +14

    Albert: Why do I pee blood?
    Me: That's called a period, Albert.

  • @benisfb
    @benisfb 4 года назад +12

    when albert went to that granny scp game and he died i started crying and i died in irl lol

  • @simp9894
    @simp9894 6 лет назад +41

    *"Why do I pee blood."*
    *I'm sure everybody knows why females pee blood but I don't know about Albert.*

    • @leonardocatania3184
      @leonardocatania3184 6 лет назад

      PimDevelops STOP WITH THIS PERIOD THING

    • @hannah4030
      @hannah4030 6 лет назад +2

      PimDevelops yeah true but what if he's secretly a girl???

    • @hannah4030
      @hannah4030 6 лет назад

      Mr. Chubbs if he stops then I'll start

    • @bleachnice5979
      @bleachnice5979 6 лет назад +1

      No just no.

    • @enochlophobe
      @enochlophobe 6 лет назад

      Girls don't pee blood

  • @MidnightBloomILikeTurtlesHehe
    @MidnightBloomILikeTurtlesHehe 4 года назад +288

    2nd comment: *everybody: talking about the "why do I pee blood" and the girls leaving or being triggered*
    Me: o k

  • @PressedRoses
    @PressedRoses 5 лет назад +42

    ‘Okay let’s all think about this for a sec’
    Me- **grabs popcorn** okay

  • @welcometoslovakia0
    @welcometoslovakia0 3 года назад +7

    0:51 when you wanna go to Georgia

  • @lost_elii9728
    @lost_elii9728 5 лет назад +38

    0:07 I See Drake

    • @kristelanderson6270
      @kristelanderson6270 5 лет назад

      Stupid liar

    • @PickleHSam
      @PickleHSam 5 лет назад

      @@kristelanderson6270 ...

    • @deletys7230
      @deletys7230 5 лет назад

      @@kristelanderson6270 you know its the one next to crashed You have to pause the video to see

    • @prettyvee8100
      @prettyvee8100 5 лет назад

      Kristel Anderson PUASE DA DANM VID AND LOOK NEXT TO FLOOR ID LAVA TYCOON

    • @paulrob7123
      @paulrob7123 5 лет назад

      @@kristelanderson6270 I AM MAD YOU LIAR

  • @zainab578
    @zainab578 4 года назад +86

    Albert: “Why do I pee blood?”
    Me: “Well only my gender does that..
    Edit: im female but if your male and you pee blood then you need to see a doctor

  • @alouysa
    @alouysa 6 лет назад +213

    the granny thing scared the heck outta me

    • @tbrowneyez18
      @tbrowneyez18 6 лет назад +1

      mel it’s scrared me too

    • @Potato-ig3ic
      @Potato-ig3ic 6 лет назад +1

      mel it’s baldi

    • @katrinawilkerson9583
      @katrinawilkerson9583 6 лет назад +4

      I think it's a scp thing idk

    • @thecourtfool7375
      @thecourtfool7375 6 лет назад +1

      It's weird, everyone plays the other Granny. XD

    • @a-1b-2c-37
      @a-1b-2c-37 6 лет назад +3

      Katrina Wilkerson yeah it is it is SCP 173 its a statue thing and if you look at it it wont do anything but when blinking or looking away it will move towards you and when it go right to you cause you looked away for too long it will kill you by snapping your neck

  • @skeletronprime2827
    @skeletronprime2827 4 года назад +6

    No joke, I actually pooped my pants when watching this.

  • @alvssandra7055
    @alvssandra7055 4 года назад +47

    Albert: *WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME TO DIE!?*
    Me: I don’t want u to die don’t say dat ‘bout urself

  • @serenesloth7786
    @serenesloth7786 6 лет назад +121

    I remember when Albert had 300k,
    His channel has grown and grown,
    His voice is kinda different 😂
    I just love seeing him enjoy himself,
    And watching him grow
    All love to Albert ❤️

    • @heavenipina2998
      @heavenipina2998 6 лет назад +1

      Łps Skÿfałł he’s enjoying something

    • @alex-ox9ph
      @alex-ox9ph 6 лет назад

      Łps Skÿfałł same he’s come a long way:)

    • @foreversoul7908
      @foreversoul7908 6 лет назад

      He had another first yt roblox hub 2nd is albertstuff,then 3rd flamingo:))

    • @D3ADMOS
      @D3ADMOS 6 лет назад

      I'm pooping and typing and i pooped on death of Albert game

    • @LaufzDS
      @LaufzDS Год назад

      Yup

  • @yuncake
    @yuncake 5 лет назад +20

    8:00 I cried tears of happiness

  • @nevaehplaysroblox3553
    @nevaehplaysroblox3553 4 года назад +9

    JoJ song comes on: Albert starts to sing to tell me what I want what u really really want

  • @lifeisgood6102
    @lifeisgood6102 5 лет назад +258

    Albert: WHY DO I PEE BLOOD?!
    Gurls: let us girls introduce you to a little something called a period!
    Edit: Thx for the likes!!!

    • @pewdiepieli8476
      @pewdiepieli8476 5 лет назад +5

      Itz ya girl DawnDelightz or a uti

    • @lifeisgood6102
      @lifeisgood6102 5 лет назад +3

      @@pewdiepieli8476 true very true

    • @yasmin9714
      @yasmin9714 5 лет назад +1

      Itz ya girl DawnDelightz caca popo

    • @pewdiepieli8476
      @pewdiepieli8476 5 лет назад +5

      Ypflower Flower why did they let 3 year olds into the comment section???

    • @33_silk
      @33_silk 4 года назад

      y'all forgot males can get boners

  • @TheChaosOfBlank
    @TheChaosOfBlank 6 лет назад +45

    "Why do I pee blood?"
    You... Uhhh... Might be a girl in her later life, Albert.....
    I worry for you, Albert...

  • @imeldadariodiaz
    @imeldadariodiaz 4 года назад +29

    10:16 a game called mY TOE FELL OFF
    10:18 a game called my diaper fell of

  • @shenron_sleepy
    @shenron_sleepy 2 года назад +2

    Flamingo: "why do I people blood? "
    Girls: it's.. Complicated

    • @superluigi124
      @superluigi124 2 года назад +2

      Girls: aw shit here we go again

  • @alexandragheorghe100
    @alexandragheorghe100 4 года назад +16

    4:00 I almost had a heart attack-

  • @saltyrudsiankid6874
    @saltyrudsiankid6874 6 лет назад +21

    Guys don't make mistakes. Its *Mr Room foam*

  • @surreani
    @surreani 6 лет назад +41

    6:17 : she died from ligma.

  • @allfordogs-trainmyhuman6083
    @allfordogs-trainmyhuman6083 3 года назад +21

    Me: *going through the comments*
    Me: all the comments is just about girls getting triggered because of their period!
    Me again: *gets triggered and clicks off of the video*

  • @braedenduncan5943
    @braedenduncan5943 6 лет назад +144

    *ISN’T EVERYTHING THE WEIRD SIDE FOR YOU ALBERT?*

  • @sallylee8791
    @sallylee8791 6 лет назад +184

    *makes game that only took two minutes*
    Later
    *gets on the top page*
    -Mr room foam- Albert: IM GONNA KILL YOU WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN

    • @mathbrooo
      @mathbrooo 6 лет назад

      Sally Lee how did u do that cross out word thing

    • @nevaehtheperson7156
      @nevaehtheperson7156 6 лет назад

      BFB Clock Official PUT these - in front of ur word and behind it like this - how ya doing - but closer

    • @kindabatii5605
      @kindabatii5605 6 лет назад

      -this gives me life- GREAT COMMENT!

    • @funtimefreddy6652
      @funtimefreddy6652 6 лет назад

      -hi-

    • @its_xerxesfrisk277
      @its_xerxesfrisk277 6 лет назад

      Sally Lee why is every so *soo **-HAPPY-** M8*

  • @justjusher
    @justjusher 6 лет назад +41

    WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR DESPACITO 2, 3, 4, 5, AND 6!!!!

  • @ssda.
    @ssda. 4 года назад +4

    7:58 nice singing voice Albert xD.
    My most favorite part ever litteraly adding this to my playlist

  • @autumn_leavesx4422
    @autumn_leavesx4422 6 лет назад +80

    I want some noodles rn I’m so hungry

  • @Ray-rd2rr
    @Ray-rd2rr 6 лет назад +87

    "Why do I pee blood"
    Is ALBERT A *GIRL?!?!*

    • @CarmiBester
      @CarmiBester 6 лет назад +11

      Natsuki :3 most of the guys are probably wondering why all the girls ask "albert why are u peeing blood are u a GIRL?!" 😂

    • @sassydarc7063
      @sassydarc7063 6 лет назад +1

      Natsuki :3 😂

    • @cheydr9727
      @cheydr9727 6 лет назад +1

      A period is not the same as peeing blood though lol, the meaning of pee is urinate, and urinate means
      *Urine. Body water. Urine is a liquid by-product of metabolism in humans and in many animals.*

    • @justacatnamedzach8389
      @justacatnamedzach8389 6 лет назад

      ...
      Maybe

    • @MarinaCadenza
      @MarinaCadenza 6 лет назад

      .o.

  • @irenuous
    @irenuous 6 лет назад +23

    Remember when he got his own poster on meep city?

    • @Itzave
      @Itzave 6 лет назад +3

      Okxyy Alexa the good old days when he posted apocalypse rising and sweared also club penguin lmao THROW BACK TO HOTMANASS2 LMAO

    • @BUNNY-qu1wt
      @BUNNY-qu1wt 6 лет назад

      Awwwww yes I remember not buying it because I thought he was dumb.. now I haven't missed a video in years........

    • @rozpierdalacz1461
      @rozpierdalacz1461 6 лет назад

      Well because he was really good back then. Well i'm gonna watch his old videos from Meep City when he was still funny ;-(

  • @auntiejess6809
    @auntiejess6809 4 года назад +10

    Albert: *hears song and starts singing* me: *sings with him* my mum: are you having a sing along?

  • @zoe-ge9gq
    @zoe-ge9gq 6 лет назад +30

    *accepts friends request then unfriend and then block*

  • @renatojacela1254
    @renatojacela1254 6 лет назад +475

    What happened to TIFFANY MAYUMI AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YO TENGO

  • @braedenduncan5943
    @braedenduncan5943 6 лет назад +3451

    *who else wants Albert to do face cam?*

    • @lilly1542
      @lilly1542 6 лет назад +16

      Braeden Duncan Me

    • @Mythical_Paws
      @Mythical_Paws 6 лет назад +53

      Braeden Duncan he did it on his old channel

    • @lilly1542
      @lilly1542 6 лет назад +14

      Bendori Gurin he did?

    • @GenesisDoesGacha
      @GenesisDoesGacha 6 лет назад +6

      Braeden Duncan me

    • @neymartz5445
      @neymartz5445 6 лет назад +21

      I do but on his other RUclips channel (AlbertsStuff) he did face cam on 1 of his videos.

  • @karlikorn
    @karlikorn 3 года назад +5

    The comments
    50% Albert:"why do I pee blood?"
    50% something else

  • @istpshrekfan
    @istpshrekfan 4 года назад +32

    game: tu madre
    albert: "this means your mom in spanish"
    *cries while eating pasta*

    • @melany5814
      @melany5814 4 года назад

      moonxstars *cries in español*

  • @marttihoenes9454
    @marttihoenes9454 5 лет назад +38

    Is Someone bin don watching in 2019? you bin don did it?

  • @screamcheese6964
    @screamcheese6964 5 лет назад +52

    When you said "Why does everyone want me to die" I dont want you to die :) anyway I am a huge fan

  • @jamyrosas3149
    @jamyrosas3149 3 года назад +2

    That "EEEEEEEE" was so smooth 4:30

  • @dogetheswaggy3830
    @dogetheswaggy3830 6 лет назад +109

    ALBERT! Guess what!? I found Despacito 2! Here’s the lyrics:
    (sing this song in the tune of despacito)
    Oh si,
    Yo sé,
    Pablito,
    Yo tengo,
    El hombre de la pantalla verde es mi momeeto,
    Vamos
    VER
    ¿Por qué el flamenco es un pingüino?
    Si él es un flamenco?
    Es culpa de los pingüinos del club,
    Porque ellos olfatean (ew)
    Ahora, quién es julio,
    ¿Qué necesita él para vivir?
    un poolio? (eh)
    ¿Por qué son nudillos ugandan,
    ¿Canadiense?
    ¿Por qué mi mamá,
    Hace un hacer?
    Despacito
    EL SEGUNDO SOLO SALIÓ
    TODOS LE AMARÁN SIN UNA DUDA
    AHORA, SI EN EL COOOOOUCH,
    Despacito,
    ¿Qué rima con burrito?
    Cuando Albert se volverá a enamorar,
    Con baldi?
    ¿Por qué baldi, burrito y albert,
    Todo comienza con b? (um, no lo sé)
    ¿Por qué es esto un meme?
    ¿Tiene helado?
    Cómo hacer una canción?
    Tengo hambre (doritos, doritos, mmm)
    Bebé no duela, no lo hagas
    Me duele, espera
    Una canción incorrecta (uh, uuh, whoops)
    Si pido una papa,
    ¿Me darás un tomate?
    Vamos flamenco,
    Sé que no eres un flamenco.
    Tu un dingo
    De antartica
    ¿Por qué nunca ves?
    ¿El verdadero yo?
    Porque estoy…
    Carlitooo!
    Estoy bastante seguro,
    Flamingo es un gril
    Con la voz de un
    Boiiiiiiiiii
    Estoy bastante seguro,
    Flamingo es un gril
    Con la voz de un
    Alberttttttt
    Despacito
    EL SEGUNDO SOLO SALIÓ
    TODOS LE AMARÁN SIN UNA DUDA
    AHORA, SI EN EL COOOOOUCH,
    Despacito,
    ¿Qué rima con burrito?
    Cuando Albert se volverá a enamorar,
    Con baldi?
    ¿Por qué baldi, burrito y albert,
    Todo comienza con b? (um, no lo sé)
    Albert, no eres real,
    Tu mi abuela,
    Desde otro McDonalds,
    Kids mealll (mcdonalds, mcdonalds, mmm)
    Albert, mira afuera de tu ventana
    Será tu boi,
    Stealin yo car
    Despacito,
    Alberto be mr.
    Robar yo hombre
    Así que es mejor que tengas cuidado,
    O bien, Batman te conseguirá
    Yo, quiero conseguir un poco
    Clifford, el gran perro rojo?
    Porque, eres tan
    Bluuuutiful?
    Yo, quiero conseguir un poco
    Clifford, el gran perro rojo?
    Este es el final de la canción
    Cya carlitos!
    (No one take this seriously. I literally typed in random albert things and put it through a spanish translator)

    • @elliottuberbacher1354
      @elliottuberbacher1354 6 лет назад +4

      Doge The Swaggy eat shit lol

    • @GenesisDoesGacha
      @GenesisDoesGacha 6 лет назад +5

      Doge The Swaggy GAHHHHHH SEXPACITO!!!!!

    • @user-nx1kl1cu2n
      @user-nx1kl1cu2n 6 лет назад +2

      .

    • @yosdeearenas9751
      @yosdeearenas9751 6 лет назад +1

      Doge The Swaggy never trust those they dont know REAL spanish xD
      No really

    • @jodienye471
      @jodienye471 6 лет назад

      Lol tried it in google translate, I was splitting my sides when I read the English bit.

  • @maicave6620
    @maicave6620 6 лет назад +253

    If a little girl asked you why they pee blood...
    Girl: Why do I pee blood?
    You: Well there little child.... you're on your period.

  • @koufari13
    @koufari13 5 лет назад +8

    Albert: Why do I pee blood?
    Me: Simple, you're on period XD

  • @keilyxholland
    @keilyxholland 4 года назад +6

    2020 lol saw this for the 5th time 😌✌

  • @elebatz1349
    @elebatz1349 6 лет назад +45

    *i think we did it*

    • @kai-lg4bs
      @kai-lg4bs 6 лет назад +1

      Jimins jams Ayee army

    • @saltae3427
      @saltae3427 6 лет назад +2

      You will find army everywhere including Albert's channel apparently.

  • @joafilmor7381
    @joafilmor7381 5 лет назад +41

    *hahahahahaha when i was on midlle of the vid. I heard this
    Pinypon cmon c mon Xd*

  • @cinniebun5464
    @cinniebun5464 4 года назад +37

    Albert: Why do I pee blood?
    Me: *cmon girls, load the guns, make him admit he's secretly one of us girls. he has revealed his secret.*

    • @VixPopx
      @VixPopx 4 года назад +1

      One of us, one of us.

    • @yoshka8005
      @yoshka8005 4 года назад +1

      He has period

    • @yoshka8005
      @yoshka8005 4 года назад

      And im too young for it ._.

    • @texnie
      @texnie 4 года назад

      Stop.

    • @yoshka8005
      @yoshka8005 4 года назад

      @@texnie >:O

  • @borkbork9953
    @borkbork9953 4 года назад +5

    "Ladies and gentlemen, how do you get that lol cap?"

  • @moocow5389
    @moocow5389 5 лет назад +45

    I like how Albert never starts or ends his videos with “HEY GUYS” or “BYE GUYS”

    • @pdaflower
      @pdaflower 4 года назад +2

      LOL. . i luv that too

  • @ainya8240
    @ainya8240 4 года назад +36

    "Why do i pee blood"
    Me: Girl Things--

  • @cesare9992
    @cesare9992 6 лет назад +15

    I should really use the sniper rifle technique

  • @senniiz.v4
    @senniiz.v4 3 года назад +4

    12:03
    ..
    Junko: ITS..PUNISHMENT TIIIIME!!

  • @thegamingkid6374
    @thegamingkid6374 5 лет назад +13

    9:33 who else thought he said “how do you get that little cat.”

  • @redemptionarc9500
    @redemptionarc9500 6 лет назад +75

    “I am a disappointment to my parents”
    *WELL IS THAT RELATABLE OR IS THAT RELATABLE*
    my parents aren’t proud of me though

  • @srduce
    @srduce 6 лет назад +845

    *Looks at thumbnail*
    ARE YOU CHEATING ON LANA

  • @ItsKiki_Here
    @ItsKiki_Here 2 года назад +2

    Man i miss old roblox games

  • @liam-eo6xy
    @liam-eo6xy 6 лет назад +65

    Albert : 99% of games are *COMPLETE TRASH*
    My Computer : *Shows Fortnite Ad*
    Me :
    *t h a n k y o u*

  • @twinkletoes413
    @twinkletoes413 6 лет назад +53

    “I cheated on my wife twice” -Alexander Hamilton lol

    • @saaaraha
      @saaaraha 6 лет назад +2

      Maria Reynolds and Lauren's? Or Angelica?

    • @twinkletoes413
      @twinkletoes413 6 лет назад +2

      Icy Bear - Drawings, and stuff. Mariah and laurens

    • @Trashyy
      @Trashyy 6 лет назад +1

      ABCats ! True

    • @audrey5734
      @audrey5734 6 лет назад +1

      ABCats ! Ikr

    • @emmawilmer9798
      @emmawilmer9798 6 лет назад +1

      ABCats ! Sadly, that is true

  • @galaxynation515
    @galaxynation515 5 лет назад +29

    I don’t want you to die ur my fav RUclipsr

    • @angelajulia8972
      @angelajulia8972 5 лет назад +3

      I don't want alberts to die either he is my favorite youtuber and he is funny like if you agree if u don't want alberts to die

    • @Spade67147
      @Spade67147 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @mandymason4541
      @mandymason4541 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @maggiejo5256
      @maggiejo5256 5 лет назад

      Same here

    • @fit9165
      @fit9165 5 лет назад

      Same
      D \
      |
      D /

  • @nataliehanrahan8000
    @nataliehanrahan8000 3 года назад +2

    ☆Albert types why do i pee blood☆ Then goes in house and gets killed