No i can think two that are better. One where the guy asked for a slice but wouldn't give it a score and then went into his backpack, took out fucking chillis and asked Dave to score the hotness and still wouldn't score the pizza, then the homeless woman who kept talking shit, asked for the slice but didn't wanna be filmed, 2 old guys come out the restaurant cussing it and something else happened too. Hahahha those two are hard to beat.
As soon as she said I’m obsessed with you, he should’ve kept the ring in his pocket, went got his money back, take a trip toVegas, and live his best life.
She also said it after the engagement, and then almost disregarded the engagement and talked directly about David. WTF poor guy she needs to work on that
I think she meant she was happy that the engagement happened during the video because crazy circumstances and she always watches him online so its not that deep
You know what, this is what the world needs. Not politics, bad news, stress, just good ol’ pizza reviews. Oh and dave is hilarious. I hated him on the first go. I’m on like my 100th video and he’s grown on me lol
You would think the people would give the pizza a 10 since they just got married and they'll remember this for the rest of their lives! Gotta respect that they still scored it accurately haha
Dave, is one of the most coolest guy on web, he allways have a good energy and it says a portuguese guy from other side of the Atlantic, who just see youtube videos randomly. Keep the good work Dave
Damn she didn’t even kiss her fiancé after saying yes, she immediately told another man she’s obsessed with him...then had to be told to be excited about her marriage more than the damn RUclips video
How the top of that pizza box held 2 slices without collapsing is beyond me. I was watching it with the interstellar soundtrack in the back of my head.
I know! that was so annoying he's a beta for that shit, fuck that barstool guy i'd never let a girl of mine mire over another on the same week i propose fuck NO, take that ring and sell it.
gonna have to disagree on that bro, I don't see a girl who's being unappreciative I see someone who's trying to process and reflect on all of the exciting shit that's going on lmao I'm sure the guy's happy she's happy
That was a really, really sad engagement. I feel so bad for that guy. Dave's a class act, and good for him for addressing it too. The man's just trying to do a pizza review and now he's a marriage counselor all of a sudden.
Awesome Awesome Awesome!!! One of the best reviews ever-if not the best!!! An all-time classic for sure!!! Best wishes to the newly engaged couple!!! As an aside-- K-Gun aka Jim Kelly Played for the Houston Gamblers in the old USFL
Olives with a pit inside is a standard garnish on pizza in Italy, and pretty much all over Europe in fact. I don't think I've ever been in a pizzeria that doesn't put at least one olive in the middle.
I ate a sandwich wrap that had olives like that once. Couldn't believe they would do something so dumb. It's cheaper to buy non pitted olives but damn that's an easy way to crack a tooth.
Me watching Home Alone when I was 8: "Kevin is a picky brat with his 'plain' cheese pizza." Me now, reflecting on it after Barstool One Bite binge: "Kevin was a pizza connoisseur and didn't want any bullshit on it."
That proposal was like a business transaction lol, he gave her a ring and then they didn't even touch for over a minute. No hug, no kiss, just straight back to the pizza. Maybe just too damn starstruck or nervous. Official score? 0.2. That's a review.
One wife. Everyone knows the rules
Chris Rakus W
Dude. Nice.
epic!
Not if your Dr disrespect
CombatWombat Ouch
My favorite part is Dave still eating the pizza during the marriage proposal
bstathatos1 one bite everyone knows the rules
He wasnt eating, only one bite
bstathatos1 LMAOOOOOO
bstathatos1 that’s hysterical
That was a sharp looking pie Frankie
dude proposed so his girl didnt leave with dave. smart man
Called an anchor proposal
@Chris Baker LMAO
propose to your girl if Dave is around everybody knows the rules
@@alexanderm8975 Marriage rates and also annulments go up dramatically near pizza shops.
Everybody knows the rules
"You just got engaged, let's make it about him, not about me."
What a good dude
tells Sam Ponder publicly that her child should have been aborted and to stop showing pics of her ugly kid...but yeah, what a good dude.
@@brette6854 White Knighting at its finest. She's not gonna fuck you bro
@@brette6854 allegedly. Don't think she ever proved it.
Brett E sounds like a libby
honestly great
Purple hair will forever be in the shadows because of the proposal, but is in the top 10 funniest review moments.
Even more in the shadows is that he didn't know there were pits in olives. F@ckin' hilarious
TheDude 44464 not that funny at all
@@avail657 Olives also come pitted though. Only a lunatic would put unpitted olives on a pizza, who does that?!
@@avail657 olives on pizza never have pits, f@ckin idiot
You are correct and I thank you
The strength of that pizza box lid tho 😂
Honest Mike straight up😂
No flop 😂
Stronger than that marriage for sure.
To Bar why?
@@toningtony8411 damn dude
just got engaged
Dave: we stil gotta rank the pizza
I love it
he has a job to do lol
hilarious
4:17 I love the dude in the background just soaking in the moment and clapping for them. Real human love ❤️
Then heads right the fuck back in after hearing their reviews😂😂
That shit-eating grin on Dave's face...LOL
I fucking died when i read this as it happened
New name for a pizza parlor:. SHIT.
Pres taking bites during proposal is an all-time move. Cracks me up every time I see it.
4:11
Gets proposed to, 5 seconds later, “I’m obsessed with you” to another dude. I give this chick a -7.4
Yeah fr that chaps a fool
6.3 at best
@@rdcruick 4.5
Run hard and fast away from this girl!
They either don't marry or shell divorce and take half his stuff.
"I actually saw you shaking and thought you were really excited to see me"
Didn’t say that Swine
4:47 one off hand observation, every one knows Dave was disappointed the guy wasn’t excited to see him
@@Bonks55 he did you dumbass
I gained a lot of respect for Dave after this. "you just got engaged, let's make this about him, not about me" what a man
Checks ring for karat weight, clarity, and color before saying yes.. everyone knows the rules.
John-Del foreal 💀
Im fking dead
lol just one of like 10 red flags in this 2 minute interaction. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. rip to the dude who proposed
Back Spasm guy still is the best moment of all pizza reviews
James B link yooo
No i can think two that are better. One where the guy asked for a slice but wouldn't give it a score and then went into his backpack, took out fucking chillis and asked Dave to score the hotness and still wouldn't score the pizza, then the homeless woman who kept talking shit, asked for the slice but didn't wanna be filmed, 2 old guys come out the restaurant cussing it and something else happened too. Hahahha those two are hard to beat.
@@KBrown-fw1gu ahhahahahha
can anyone link the back spasm one?
@@KBrown-fw1gu the street rapper and the Ad-lib guy were hilarious
That poor guy’s got a different kind of New York Flop going on after his girl keeps swooning over El Pres, LOL.
LMAO
8.6 on the proposal. That's a review.
cobeetrice lmfaooooooo
I didn’t even read the comments prior to making my own comment. Same score, everybody knows the rules.
I was your 300th like, you know the rules
Lmao Dave definitely thought franky was behind this with that look he gave him
"you just got engaged, let's make it about him not me right now" hahaha
Dave was fucking shook
Pres reaction is priceless. Back spasm guy rejecting pizza cus “too dangly” is priceless.
I can’t believe they weren’t in on the proposal tho
frankie was in on it, you can tell dave is pissed at frankie before saying anything.
RobinHoodUK Good for Frankie helping a guy out.
As soon as she said I’m obsessed with you, he should’ve kept the ring in his pocket, went got his money back, take a trip toVegas, and live his best life.
She also said it after the engagement, and then almost disregarded the engagement and talked directly about David. WTF poor guy she needs to work on that
I think she meant she was happy that the engagement happened during the video because crazy circumstances and she always watches him online so its not that deep
kids like 5'7, he's doing the best he can man
@@teamworkformyfrainds the chick is like 4'10 tho
Trip to Vegas, everyone knows the rules
Number 1 pizza review and congratulations to the couple
andrew baranowski , what a nice person you are!!!!!
“Is this real life? Are you standing in front of me?”
Girl gets engaged and acknowledges ‘one bite’ guy more than ‘one fiancé’ guy.
You know what, this is what the world needs. Not politics, bad news, stress, just good ol’ pizza reviews. Oh and dave is hilarious. I hated him on the first go. I’m on like my 100th video and he’s grown on me lol
2 years later same thing happening to me right now
literally 3 years later and same, though how he treats his employees sometimes still bothers me
@@brandonmcgee1678 that’s what got me too lol
They better serve pizza at the wedding
Volcanic lavo
Lmao
from Vesuvio
3:23 “Purple hair...”
throwing the back out is my favorite moment of all time
The thumbnail alone had me curious
Hahah that moment when she lets it slip that she’s more excited about meeting El Pres than she is about her impending marriage
“We’re still rating the pizza lets not forget what’s important over here”
Lmfaoooooo
Dave do Pizza Wagon in Bayridge, Brooklyn!!! Plsssssssss
Why would you do that when Johnny's is on 57th and 5th
You would think the people would give the pizza a 10 since they just got married and they'll remember this for the rest of their lives! Gotta respect that they still scored it accurately haha
One divorce, everybody knows the rules
Already divorced 1.6/10 marriage
matt tunis you are an idiot
Aww
@@sportsfan7756 "You're" idiot.
I’m fucking dying. 9.8 on the RUclips comment.
@combatWombat your sentence; "You're idiot", is like ten times worse than the guy you were correcting.
Dave, is one of the most coolest guy on web, he allways have a good energy and it says a portuguese guy from other side of the Atlantic, who just see youtube videos randomly. Keep the good work Dave
Prez doesn’t know what to do so he just takes another bite. Amazing!
This actually brought a tear of joy to my eye.
Damn she didn’t even kiss her fiancé after saying yes, she immediately told another man she’s obsessed with him...then had to be told to be excited about her marriage more than the damn RUclips video
I feel so bad for dude. Unfortunately this is how most women are smh.
Typical fat girl who thinks shes a hotty
How the top of that pizza box held 2 slices without collapsing is beyond me. I was watching it with the interstellar soundtrack in the back of my head.
How did that box not Fold when the couple put their slices back on the lid during the proposal?🤯
Dave’s reaction! Priceless!
Just listened to Frankie tell the background story to this on Fore Play. Had to rewatch
5:10 ...one of the saddest things I've ever seen lol. Leave her bro, she not the one 🤦♂️
I know! that was so annoying he's a beta for that shit, fuck that barstool guy i'd never let a girl of mine mire over another on the same week i propose fuck NO, take that ring and sell it.
gonna have to disagree on that bro, I don't see a girl who's being unappreciative I see someone who's trying to process and reflect on all of the exciting shit that's going on lmao
I'm sure the guy's happy she's happy
@@SRNCrafting bro she didn’t even kiss him...come on.
@@_GandalfTheGrey_ you can't base her love for this person based on one video of her having a bajillion thoughts running through her mind lmao
What's even more impressive is how that pizza never fell off the box. Congratulations.
are you kidding me brick by brick
"Let's not forget the important thing here" That's why I rock with El Prez!
This is the most wholesome pizza review I’ve ever seen. I’d give it a solid 8.6, Frankie. Great review.
Thanks for the old man clip, saved me the trouble looking it up.
This video was like a fever dream.
“Mom! You won’t believe it! I got engaged on a pizza review!”
"Let's not lose sight of the real thing here" lol
I love his dedication he said “ we still got to rate the pizza” 😭😭
That marriage gonna last as long as the pizza review everybody knows the rules
That dude is LITERALLY balls deep with his proposal, BUT Davey Pageviews has that chunky tuna HOOKED...LMAO. good luck kids.
This is my favorite review behind Joe and pats
Same! 🤣
My third is Dragon Pizza
these pizza reviews are surprisingly action packed.
Dave is the fucking best. No fucking idea what was happening haha
"You just got engaged, let's make it about him, not about me."
guys a dude, down to his core.
Gorgeous couple! All the best to them!!!!! Negative comments are haters, lonely or trash...Great job dude!!! Happy life!
Everybody's haters or lonely at times. Nobody is trash. Gorgeous is subjective.
Not negative, he wants to marry a fatty thats his business.
Sportsfan7 “gorgeous couple” is such a creepy comment
Doug Fisher take a long walk off a short plank.
That was a really, really sad engagement. I feel so bad for that guy.
Dave's a class act, and good for him for addressing it too. The man's just trying to do a pizza review and now he's a marriage counselor all of a sudden.
Lol what do you feel bad about? She said yes and almost cried
i mean to be fair i think that was a horrible time and place to pop the question. i would never ask my girl to marry me in that kind of setting lol
Barstool, where sparks fly
Love the pizza reviews and this was awesome
I’m stoked as to how the lid of the pizza box holds half the pizza 🍕😂
cant believe frankie was the mastermind behind all of this
Dave’s face is hilarious when the dude pulls the box out
Awesome
Awesome
Awesome!!!
One of the best reviews ever-if not the best!!!
An all-time classic for sure!!!
Best wishes to the newly engaged couple!!!
As an aside--
K-Gun aka Jim Kelly
Played for the Houston Gamblers in the old USFL
Olives with a pit inside is a standard garnish on pizza in Italy, and pretty much all over Europe in fact. I don't think I've ever been in a pizzeria that doesn't put at least one olive in the middle.
Love how he just kept eating the pizza watching 😂
“We still gotta rank the pizza let’s not lose sight of the major thing here” 😂😂😂😂
When ya thought you’ve seen it all
This guy thinks the pit of an olive is "a nut?" How do you not know what an olive is or better yet what an olive pit is? Damn....
better question is why would anyone put olives with pits on a pizza
I ate a sandwich wrap that had olives like that once. Couldn't believe they would do something so dumb. It's cheaper to buy non pitted olives but damn that's an easy way to crack a tooth.
The old man throw out the back 😂
One cracked tooth, everybody knows the rules
5:02 "I'll give it a 7.3" that employee darted back into the building so fast lmao he was expecting 9s or somethin
Bruh lol
I like how he’s still eating his pizza during the proposal 🤣🤣 that’s the move Dave Portnoy thing ive ever seen lmaoo.
What's the triple noodle stuff about?
It means he's tipsy
That pizza box is the real MVP of this episode.
That ring was burning a hole in his pocket.
Dave cheesing is my favorite
"Uh oh here we go, here we go. What is going on right now?" Best quote ever.
still one my favorite videos
Me watching Home Alone when I was 8: "Kevin is a picky brat with his 'plain' cheese pizza."
Me now, reflecting on it after Barstool One Bite binge: "Kevin was a pizza connoisseur and didn't want any bullshit on it."
He went to Michigan, claims to be an expert in Pizzas, but cannot tell the difference bettwen an olive an a caper..... Olives have bonessss !!!!!
He just kept eating 😂😂😂😂
Second best jacket he's worn other than the one he wore for Ralph's.
"I love you" she says to Dave and not to her husband. Not a good start for their marriage.
and the douchiest proposal award goes to
“Bonus marriage proposal” 😂
That proposal was like a business transaction lol, he gave her a ring and then they didn't even touch for over a minute. No hug, no kiss, just straight back to the pizza. Maybe just too damn starstruck or nervous. Official score? 0.2. That's a review.
5:12 ..she what the radio ???
I love that she checked the ring before saying yes
I have such a huge grin on my face. That was amazing
This warms my heart 👍
“We still gotta rank the pizza let’s not lose sight here” lol and they gave pretty professional scores honestly
My favorite part is that Frankie knows how to landscape
Old man at the end said it was to dangly 😆
I’m amazed that pizza box had no flop
How have I never seen this one! 🍕
Hahahaha she doesn’t even hug him she just cares about prez and the ring 😂😂😂