I like how you just incorporated in the sound of the passing car. “Trish your delivery’s here, your extra order of attitude.” Very clever, quick thinking, 10/10
I laughed so hard when you included the truck passing and added in “your delivery is here, that extra order of attitude has come in early”! Stay golden, Mary
That’s amazing!!! My sister give me a hard time about ASMR videos all the time, cause they don’t get it, but I know they’d love Lynette and Carl. LOL!!! You are the pea’s knees Miss Mary❤️🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽
honestly sometimes its hard to remember youre sitting in a room talking to yourself and a camera! your flow is so natural it really feels like were listenting in on an actual conversation
My grandmother has owned her own nail salon for 30 years and I grew up in it. This is literally perfect to how it actually is in a southern salon ! My aunts my mom and my grandmother all did nails, toes, and we had one hairdresser ! This is so comforting in many ways ! Thank you so much Mary 😭🤍🤍!!
Little social tip for y’all....beware people like Lynette. She’s good for a laugh or someone to talk to but be careful, as she has no issue talking about others, she will without a doubt talk about you as well. Hehe haha and keep it moving. Mary killed the stage once again, you go girl!
I know it’s kinda weird but I was learning to French braid my hair today while watching Mary and I was about to give up when I realized Mary wouldn’t be the type to so I kept going and got it done 🥰
I missed Lynette!!!!!! She’s a hoot!!!! She knows the perfect thing to say and when!!! Love her!!! Thank you Mary for doing your role plays for about an hour!!! Takes my mind off of everything else!! TFS!! Love ya Mary... 🤗🎃🎃🎃❤️❤️❤️
I'm so excited for this roleplay. Your confidence in your portrayal of these characters pulls me deep into the roleplay. I love your channel so much! Thank you for all you do for us.
I ALMOST SQUEAKED TO MYSELF AT A NEW LYNETTE VIDEO. The story you've built around her makes me feel so comfortable and calm. I've been so busy keeping myself afloat during covid, I rarely talk to others, let alone others who are friends or support me. You, and what you make is such a blessing. Hope all is well!
Living on the west coast these days as a Southerner, this opening threw me back! I tuned right in to hear Trish get an earful lmao and I just found this video. Excellent improv, I echo what your commenters say. Very entertaining and organic!
one of my favorite movies is Steel Magnolias and your accent, and the gossipy environment reminds me of that movie! I would love to see an Ouiser or Truvy role pay LOL
Mary! I’m from WA State and Puyallup is where our huge state fair is usually held ! I live about an hour away ,north of Seattle....You pronounced the name right! It so tough for our babies out here having to learn remotely ! I sincerely enjoy your channel and think you are a wonderful woman! 💕 WA is a beautiful state I think you would love it!
I just had to say that I remember My Name is Earl and I'm in my 20's! Now granted, I used to watch it with my friend's mom when I was over at her house so it's not like I came across it on my own. And it was not necessarily age-appropriate. But that comment just brought back fond memories for me, so thank you! :)
Mary, it’s my birthday and I truly mean it when I say a Lynette roleplay is the best present in the world!! I feel like I’ve memorized the Lynette videos at this point I’ve rewatched them so much 😂 thank you for the laughs and relaxation!
Also I thought it was established in an earlier video that covid-19 didn't happen in Lynette's Universe? Unless it came around later than in ours and Lynette's dream was prophetic
Ha ha ha - I love the Puyallup reference. I live in Wa State. All new people to WA get that one wrong, but you did say it right!! Love it. We laugh when a news reporter comes here and says it it sounds like Pile ya all up or something. and we all know they aren't from around here. Your videos make me smile, thanks for creating them.
Wow, I've been listening to your videos for years and avoided the role plays. I have to say...this is 👏 fantastic! You're a natural actress. Most ASMRists try their best, but can't really sound convincing. You're extraordinary. Well done 👏!
Having a sh*tty week and when I came to your channel and saw a Lynette video...it made my week!! Thank you! I love ALL your characters but Lynette will always be a fave! Thank you, thank you again Mary!!
LYNETTE!!!!!! Yippie......My favorite character. She kind of reminds me of Flo from Mel’s Diner back in the day. Only thing she is missing is the gum smacking...😂. Thanks for bringing her back Mary. You are amazing at this character. 😬❤️
I was surprised, I loved this! Idk why because I love all of your videos. 😊 I have not been overly comfortable with getting manis / pedis the last 6 months. I didn't realize I could miss this kind of banter with stylists, nail techs etc. Made things feel more normal than they have in a while!!!!!
I usually fall asleep before I get to thank you in the comments, but thank you for the joy you bring to the world, Mary! Your videos are relaxing if I want to sleep, and hilarious entertainment if I want to stay awake. Amazing either way! :)
Lynette! I love her! Thanks so much, Mary. You are awesome! Sitting back in the recliner doing my engraving art kit and listening to Lynette. Everyone have a great evening, be well and blessed. Sandy ETA: Go Go Gadget Arms, lol! I done bout spit my ginger ale on my art kit! Lawd have mercy!
Oh my gosh, that caboodle reminds me of my mom's - hers is bright pink and purple :) thank you for this absolute delight of a video, Lynette never ceases to make me laugh
I work in the medical field and have anxiety/OCD. I have to say, the current situation we find ourselves in has not helped it. But I love the fact that most of your content doesn't really focus on it. And if it does, you find some way to make me laugh at it. I am so thankful for what you do. You do not know how often you have helped me (and others!) deal with it all. 🙇♀️🙏
I like how you just incorporated in the sound of the passing car.
“Trish your delivery’s here, your extra order of attitude.”
Very clever, quick thinking, 10/10
Thank you!
Same. Mary could teach an improv class!
Lol she's the absolute best!
I'm keeping that phrase for later lol
I can't believe your improv skills. For real, you could be a professional actress. I'm astounded at how lifelike (and hilarious!) your monologues are.
I laughed so hard when you included the truck passing and added in “your delivery is here, that extra order of attitude has come in early”! Stay golden, Mary
Best improved line ever!! This is my fave Lynette video!!
“It smells so good!! How much is it? 40 DoLlArS? It dosent smell that good” bahhahahha im dying!!!!🤗😂😂
That was based on a real-life experience with my hairstylist.
Yay! Lynette is back! I died laughing when she said "I look like Princess Leia stuck her hand in a light socket!" 😂😂😂
My husband doesn't experience ASMR, but he will watch Lynette and Carl with me. Thanks, Mary! :)
That's kinda sweet
@@genuinepolyester9445 Yeah, I think I'll keep him. ;)
That’s amazing!!! My sister give me a hard time about ASMR videos all the time, cause they don’t get it, but I know they’d love Lynette and Carl. LOL!!! You are the pea’s knees Miss Mary❤️🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽
Come for the nails, stay for the mean Southern drama.
am from the south- there is no drama like the southern kind 😭
@@EMBEEAY you're too right.
Oh definitely! I’m from the south and I live in the south… There is no drama like southern drama. Amen to that. LOL ✨😂😉
honestly sometimes its hard to remember youre sitting in a room talking to yourself and a camera! your flow is so natural it really feels like were listenting in on an actual conversation
My grandmother has owned her own nail salon for 30 years and I grew up in it. This is literally perfect to how it actually is in a southern salon ! My aunts my mom and my grandmother all did nails, toes, and we had one hairdresser ! This is so comforting in many ways ! Thank you so much Mary 😭🤍🤍!!
That must have been so fun! I love family owned business.
Little social tip for y’all....beware people like Lynette. She’s good for a laugh or someone to talk to but be careful, as she has no issue talking about others, she will without a doubt talk about you as well. Hehe haha and keep it moving.
Mary killed the stage once again, you go girl!
4:26 a genius way to use outside noise as an ASMR trigger, just brilliant and clever 😄👌👌👌
this is the only acceptable beauty drama on youtube
I’m so glad Lynette is back!
I know it’s kinda weird but I was learning to French braid my hair today while watching Mary and I was about to give up when I realized Mary wouldn’t be the type to so I kept going and got it done 🥰
I missed Lynette!!!!!! She’s a hoot!!!! She knows the perfect thing to say and when!!! Love her!!!
Thank you Mary for doing your role plays for about an hour!!! Takes my mind off of everything else!! TFS!!
Love ya Mary... 🤗🎃🎃🎃❤️❤️❤️
Trish about to get the traffic cone nail color.
I'm so excited for this roleplay. Your confidence in your portrayal of these characters pulls me deep into the roleplay. I love your channel so much! Thank you for all you do for us.
You are so talented!! When you’re talking to the others I actually picture the other folks around the room talking back to you! It’s amazing! 🙌🏼👏🏼
“Go over there and cleannnn something. Ain’t it time to wipe dowwwwn stuff.” Smh Trish.
I ALMOST SQUEAKED TO MYSELF AT A NEW LYNETTE VIDEO. The story you've built around her makes me feel so comfortable and calm. I've been so busy keeping myself afloat during covid, I rarely talk to others, let alone others who are friends or support me. You, and what you make is such a blessing. Hope all is well!
Living on the west coast these days as a Southerner, this opening threw me back! I tuned right in to hear Trish get an earful lmao and I just found this video. Excellent improv, I echo what your commenters say. Very entertaining and organic!
one of my favorite movies is Steel Magnolias and your accent, and the gossipy environment reminds me of that movie! I would love to see an Ouiser or Truvy role pay LOL
This isn't putting me to sleep its cracking me up
Mary! I’m from WA State and Puyallup is where our huge state fair is usually held ! I live about an hour away ,north of Seattle....You pronounced the name right! It so tough for our babies out here having to learn remotely ! I sincerely enjoy your channel and think you are a wonderful woman! 💕 WA is a beautiful state I think you would love it!
Oh boy, its Lynette!! 🤣🤣
Edit: I do like Lynette's hair like that. It's cute 😍!
I just had to say that I remember My Name is Earl and I'm in my 20's! Now granted, I used to watch it with my friend's mom when I was over at her house so it's not like I came across it on my own. And it was not necessarily age-appropriate. But that comment just brought back fond memories for me, so thank you! :)
Every time you upload a new Lynette video my soul is happy
Not sure if you watch Dancing With The Stars but Carole Baskin was on there. I think it would be a cool video idea to do for Barole Caskin😂
It's impressive how you manage to keep this up for nearly an hour. 👏
"Or a pointed q-tip" I died 😂😂
You've always given me a calm version of Arlene from Trueblood vibes and I love it.
When you try to relax but can’t because your laughing at her jokes the whole time 😂💜
Yes! I was just thinking about Lynette the other day. Good to see her back.
I swear, these videos are the best after a long hard day! I appreciate you so much!
Mary, it’s my birthday and I truly mean it when I say a Lynette roleplay is the best present in the world!! I feel like I’ve memorized the Lynette videos at this point I’ve rewatched them so much 😂 thank you for the laughs and relaxation!
This is too much! I’ve been up for 36 hours and can’t sleep. Hopefully this will do the trick. Thank you for your smiles ❤️
‘This smells like pineapples I love it’ I love this 😂
Also I thought it was established in an earlier video that covid-19 didn't happen in Lynette's Universe? Unless it came around later than in ours and Lynette's dream was prophetic
This is better than every monologue I've ever seen. Why isn't she a professional actress at this point???
Ha ha ha - I love the Puyallup reference. I live in Wa State. All new people to WA get that one wrong, but you did say it right!! Love it. We laugh when a news reporter comes here and says it it sounds like Pile ya all up or something. and we all know they aren't from around here. Your videos make me smile, thanks for creating them.
Lynette!! Just in time for bed! Thank you, light-socket Leia!!
I'm so happy to see Lynette is still doing ok during these crazy times!
Thank you Mary, you're the best!❤
Puyallup! I live in Seattle (but am from Greensboro) and cant say it either. Power is out here from a windstorm, am so grateful for your video.
“You don’t need sprite,you sound like my kids”😂😂
Wow, I've been listening to your videos for years and avoided the role plays. I have to say...this is 👏 fantastic! You're a natural actress. Most ASMRists try their best, but can't really sound convincing. You're extraordinary. Well done 👏!
Having a sh*tty week and when I came to your channel and saw a Lynette video...it made my week!! Thank you! I love ALL your characters but Lynette will always be a fave! Thank you, thank you again Mary!!
Spoken like a TRUE TRUE Carolinian.
I may be biased since I’m a South Carolinian, but I absolutely love our accent. 😁
LYNETTE!!!!!! Yippie......My favorite character. She kind of reminds me of Flo from Mel’s Diner back in the day. Only thing she is missing is the gum smacking...😂. Thanks for bringing her back Mary. You are amazing at this character. 😬❤️
omg i’m from washington! you saying puyallup is so funny lol.
Oh a Lynnette video!!!! These are my favorites.
I fully believe Trish is in the room.
wait nonononono this is astonishing. I love your acting so much. It's hilarious and I'm in for the drama.
This has made my evening ❤️
Your acting is so on point !
I was literally wondering what Lynette was up to today! I had to remind myself that she's not real!
I was surprised, I loved this! Idk why because I love all of your videos. 😊 I have not been overly comfortable with getting manis / pedis the last 6 months. I didn't realize I could miss this kind of banter with stylists, nail techs etc. Made things feel more normal than they have in a while!!!!!
I’m from the South and this is familiar in so many different ways 😂🥰
Oh, and Chevy’s better!
I usually fall asleep before I get to thank you in the comments, but thank you for the joy you bring to the world, Mary! Your videos are relaxing if I want to sleep, and hilarious entertainment if I want to stay awake. Amazing either way! :)
I'm so happy to see Lynette again- she is my favorite. Mary, you're the best!
I clicked on this so fast, I'm so delighted to see Lynette again!
Lynette! I love her! Thanks so much, Mary. You are awesome! Sitting back in the recliner doing my engraving art kit and listening to Lynette. Everyone have a great evening, be well and blessed. Sandy
ETA: Go Go Gadget Arms, lol! I done bout spit my ginger ale on my art kit! Lawd have mercy!
Lynette's earrings are fantastic. lol
I have a fever and have been feeling miserable the past few days, but watching your videos has gotten my mind off of it for a bit! Thanks Mary
I needed this! You had me cracking up! Thank you, Mary!
Your acting is amazing, you really had me believing Trish was really there. You're hilarious and i love your accent! 😂😂
Oh my gosh, that caboodle reminds me of my mom's - hers is bright pink and purple :) thank you for this absolute delight of a video, Lynette never ceases to make me laugh
I've been spelling Caboodle wrong my whole life. I always thought it was spelled Kaboodle
“ I look like Princess Leia stuck her finger in a light socket!” Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🥺
So much tea was spilled 😂💅☕
I work in the medical field and have anxiety/OCD. I have to say, the current situation we find ourselves in has not helped it. But I love the fact that most of your content doesn't really focus on it. And if it does, you find some way to make me laugh at it. I am so thankful for what you do. You do not know how often you have helped me (and others!) deal with it all. 🙇♀️🙏
Good times. 👍🏽 Brightening my days.😊😊😊😊😊
I love this character so much!!💗💗
Thank you! A new Lynette video is a GREAT birthday gift
Lynette has some of the best and shadiest backhanded compliments too 😂😂
3rd time watching. Every time I try to see it I fall asleep!! 😂 I have to be strong
You did a great job on this! you are a quiet comedienne! This really made me laugh!!!
i know you made a silly joke about your hair, but i really think you look awesome!! thanks again for another fabulous video
I wanna meet Trish 😂
Hi! 🙋🏼♀️ 🤣
I so enjoy your videos Mary,thank you for being so awesome and creative and entertaining 😊 Lynette is def a favourite
Haha Lynette is back love these type of videos and just in time for bed aswell 😁😁😴😴
Currently watching this @ 1:00 am and posting on Facebook 😳
Your improv skills are awesome! 😁
Omg Mary, you are on the BALL tonight😂🖒🌹🌷Thanks Mary!
Yesssss! Lynette is my all time fave and it’s been a long time. 😁💘
Where do you come up with this stuff? You are so hilarious. The stories are so great. Love you
Just what I needed! Your role plays are just so funny!! Thank you 😊! 🦚🍁🍂
Aw man I'm so early that I have no comments to read 😂
You are such a natural! And so hilarious! 😂
Oh my gosh my step mom absolutely love kabootals (im sorry if I messed up the spelling)
❤Mary.❤ Ive been over-dosing on the Lynnette videos. 😅 My search bar is still for you...I MEAN Lynette 😊
your voice is the reason of life🤯🤯
I enjoyed that so much, my first lynette experience, will definately be coming back for more, thankyou Mary! 💖😘
Mary you're on a roll today! Cooking video and role play all in one day. I hope you've had a good day 😊
Lynette! I’m so happy to see her back!
My favorite show definitely ❤
Lawd, this cracks me up!! I love your channel!
This killed me 😂 I do both hair and nails and related too much LOL
My grandma was from Virginia and boy this character reminds me of her. Lol.
ASMR comedy is a real thing and I love it! 😄🙌
My name is trish and people at work constantly get annoyed at me with yawns lol
One of my family members is named Lynette and she seriously looks, talks, and acts exactly like you do in this video🤭