You always know what is about to happen before it happens when stimpee “befriends” someone. You just have to sit there and watch while someone gets life long trust issues caused by stimpee
My younger brother will actually make this argument with me to make a point that Stimpee sucks, an then I look at him an go “How many disabled kids actually play rust? Cause I think Anyone playing probably has Autism for playing Rust anyways”
Actually, don't want to be gay or anything but it's either "He always betrays them, he always." or "He always betrays them, he always does." He is just one of those Rust players.
The way you can troll them and steal TC without them knowing it was you is NEXT LEVEL. We need more of this content. Make them think they're going crazy.
You just hit me with some Deja Vu, I often times sing funny tunes while playing and at 11:40 when you crashed your mini into the water you sounded just like me and it creeped me out for a second!
Ok, Sherlock holes here, 10:46 100% you made that cut because 11 bullets to kill a naked guy standing still couldnt have been a pretty sight to see. hahaha, still love your videos :)
Stimpee is the rust online equivalent of a stranger in a van offering candy, he may sound and appear fine, even act kindly and give you free stuff... but ... Nothing is free. Even if you try to resist he is faster, stronger and has better gear and most important and terrifying, he has experience, you are not the first, you will not be the last.
Landmines are like a chef's kiss to me. I usually stick them on every node around 2 grids around my base. So much fun hearing them blow up in the distance.
This was your best, most heartless video ever. this video was one of the best videos i've ever watched, you did exactly what i wanted you to do in every single moment. you're so good at finding when to be nice to people that deserve it, but then bringing us back to the same old stimpy that we know and love and cherrish and want to have kids with (or you've done an amazing job at molding your viewers into hating and loving exactly what you hate and love (for example: hate little kids, love nice dudes that understand jokes like CoCoLoCo7543)
I like how every once in a while Stimpee finds an epic new meta and just runs it relentlessly. He gets really good at a lot of dumb shit, and it is amazing
I haven’t watched a stimpee upload in over a year or so now. Maybe more idk. Glad to see he’s even more of a menace than I remember, had me laughing the whole time
Sorry about that beach spawn intro
I love you stimpee. (Full homo)
It was glorious daddy~
when was this recorded, 2016?
nah it's alright, i was already horny...
love ur video
helping that kid to raid back into his own base and then betraying him again had me rolling. The cycle of abuse personified
The not so subtle hints that he was the one who raided him going completely over his head had me in stitches.
@@ImLacky you might have to move the workbench so you can put in the tc, thats what i had to do anyway
For real bro the subtle hints I was crying 😂😂😂
Ke can't be stopped
This is the peak of YT content I absolutely love it 😂
You always know what is about to happen before it happens when stimpee “befriends” someone. You just have to sit there and watch while someone gets life long trust issues caused by stimpee
Real but that’s why stimpee is so gay 😻🤪🤤
he always betrays them he always
I watch with a little bit of hope that maybe this this one kid will get away with it. Never happens, still piss myself 🤣
I wonder if Stimpee has ever had to explain to his parents that he's made a career out of bullying disabled children over the internet
💀💀💀
My younger brother will actually make this argument with me to make a point that Stimpee sucks, an then I look at him an go “How many disabled kids actually play rust? Cause I think Anyone playing probably has Autism for playing Rust anyways”
I don't think that's the only thing he has to explain...
Where do you think he learned it from.
It's not really bullying he is among his own people. 😂😂😂
The visceral reaction of that guy at 5:15 as he saw his life flash before his eyes was way too real.
came right to the comments
As a wise man once said: “He betrays them, he always betrays them.” Never change Stimpee❤
Actually, don't want to be gay or anything but it's either "He always betrays them, he always." or "He always betrays them, he always does." He is just one of those Rust players.
@@sci3nceorbust917🤓
@@sci3nceorbust917he really is one of those rust players isn’t he?
need that quote on some stimpee merch
He always
"I dunno if that is gonna be allowed" 😂😂
Rescuing that guy with the helicopter only to throw him into your domain of the ocean was crazy
I love how people think stimpee is just a meme. But has actually turned into a pvp Chad.
He's always been a prim God. He's just tier 2 now 😂
Soon will be tier 3
Yeah he could do the regular “my best wipe ever with Hjune” but decided to just troll unsuspecting 11 year olds and make people descend into madness.
@@TheFishbulb80 Give him a bit and he will be Prim locked.
hes good but video rust players always look good cuz they dont post the 9234892384293 bad moments lol
Not only did stimpee get loaded, but at 12:10 he pulled off the best play I’ve seen in a long time
i love when stimpee gets loaded on camera
I’m always excited to see stimpee blow away some guys on the water
I love when he blew them so hard they get knocked out
blow some guys in the water
*blow -away- some guys
Let's say it how it is, we all love when stimpee blows men no matter where it is
uhnyesss
13:50 the most innocent thing I've ever seen in rust. he always betrays
How many years has Stimpee been doing this...and I still laugh throughout the video.
"YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS NEXT PART" lol
9:50 "iam in the house" scream clip is gold, the laugh fits to stimpee xDDD
Your boat/submarine videos are the most fun to watch
adeveth
The Australian genes inside of him awakens everytime he comes (cums ?) to his element : the ocean
frogboots2115
I love watching Stimpee betraying people on every sunday
instead of going to church
One of the funniest and most consistent RUclipsrs ever
How does he do it, I’ll never stop watching his content
Facts
The way you can troll them and steal TC without them knowing it was you is NEXT LEVEL. We need more of this content. Make them think they're going crazy.
It's going to be an ocean of 🥜 when stimpee plays rust
The intro is so gayyyy LMAO
Always an ocean-sized load when he’s around
@@kayagorzan Doesn't even rhyme
@@dogsei7956 I wasn’t planning it but,
An ocean-sized load is inbound when Stimpee is around.
You just hit me with some Deja Vu, I often times sing funny tunes while playing and at 11:40 when you crashed your mini into the water you sounded just like me and it creeped me out for a second!
This is BY FAR Stimpee's STRAIGHTEST video the memes in this are great 😂😂
Was thinking the same thing, this is top tier stimpee
Gay
Stimpee's ability to blow multiple men ᵒⁿ ᵇᵒᵃᵗˢ never cease to amaze me
Facts
He really downs loads of seamen
Stimpee really spoke from his heart in that beach intro
Always enjoy starting my evening stroke with a stimpee video and even more so when there is some fresh material.
That's weird
@@candyman9635 what do you mean? thats normal
@@Thoweno drugs are weird if you do drugs there's just something wrong with you. uh oH HerE comES thOSE iN deniAl
I like to do drugs and goon out I guess that makes me super weird... 👍
@@eliyoung9406 who mentioned drugs?
loves how he invests in these kids just to forcibly take everything after they've farmed and settled in
5:14 actually had me laughing out loud, beautiful
I'm on vacation and Instead of enjoying it I'm watching the rust man
Same
you are gay
you ARE enjoying it
Same but enjoying Stimpee 😩
Same hahaha
8:57
Please never stop the Spongebob laugh it gives my life purpose
nothing like some homoerotic rust gameplay on a beautiful sunday
16:00 ah the poor innocent child 😂
my tummy hurts from laughing so hard almost as hard as stimpee makes me
“I’m in the house hehehe” bro that had me dying 😂
"Youre not gonna like this next part" 12:39 💀☠️
1 milli finially bro !!!! youre videos are always the highest quality and funniest, thanks for sticking to it !!
stimpee really changes peoples' perspective of the level of evil one man can be capable of
I love your content. The call backs are elegant and not overdone.
Ok, Sherlock holes here, 10:46 100% you made that cut because 11 bullets to kill a naked guy standing still couldnt have been a pretty sight to see. hahaha, still love your videos :)
That “I’m a filthy little goblin” callback was hilarious 😂
I LOLed at least 5 times during this one. You were in rare form, or I was just in the mood. Nice work Stimpee. Thank you for your service
This video is definitely one of stimpees best performances as a top
@1:57 once in stimpee's life picking up a downed player
dude, you are getting even better at this game every time nice one bruuuu!
14:20 stimpee you really need a oscar award for being best rust youtuber
It's insane seeing the progression of stimpee's skills in the game, a year or two he was absolute dog water but look at him now
Stimpee is the rust online equivalent of a stranger in a van offering candy, he may sound and appear fine, even act kindly and give you free stuff... but ... Nothing is free.
Even if you try to resist he is faster, stronger and has better gear and most important and terrifying, he has experience, you are not the first, you will not be the last.
Enjoying the sea of theives content
13:50 he always betrays them
Whenever stimpee post It cures my crippling straightness.
7:25 Stimpee out here doing Allahs work.
The way a stimpee video just puts a smile on my face everytime
dude sick video i watched all of it in 26 seconds
I sped up time to watch it in 3 seconds
I watched it in 1.5 seconds
I decided to just not watch 😅left a like tho
Dude Stimpee you really worked hard on this video I cried laughing for a SOLID 8 minutes. Thank you.
4:33 LOONA IS EVERYWHERE!?!?!
Who?
I woke up my whole house laughing at 1:54 ... that shit has me crying. Best edit 2023
16:12 you honestly the devil
These poor kids man, innocence stripped from them early, in a video game. Such a wild watch. GG
5:15 Lowkey some impressive voice acting on both ends
This is probably the funniest Stimpee Rust video yet!
10:20 Stimpee betrays, he always betrays them, always
7:11 this caught me off guard 😂
"He always betrays them, he ALWAYS!"
Stimpee Takes ''Teaching Them Young'' literally, and teaches new players and kids about the *true* Rust.
When stimpee is feeling frisky you know it's gonna be an absolute banger
A true Stimpee legend. Loved every second of this one.
My favourite rust RUclips video I had ever seen in my life
Landmines are like a chef's kiss to me. I usually stick them on every node around 2 grids around my base. So much fun hearing them blow up in the distance.
Nothing better then a new stimpee video
Bro is a straight menace to society. I know you don't trust anyone in rust and day z, but this is just a whole new level. I love it
This was your best, most heartless video ever.
this video was one of the best videos i've ever watched, you did exactly what i wanted you to do in every single moment. you're so good at finding when to be nice to people that deserve it, but then bringing us back to the same old stimpy that we know and love and cherrish and want to have kids with
(or you've done an amazing job at molding your viewers into hating and loving exactly what you hate and love (for example: hate little kids, love nice dudes that understand jokes like CoCoLoCo7543)
I like how every once in a while Stimpee finds an epic new meta and just runs it relentlessly.
He gets really good at a lot of dumb shit, and it is amazing
Stimpees videos are the only videos I have to watch with headphones.
Finally fresh memes and music. Old stuff got repetitive.
I’m loving these LONGER videos
glad you got to 1mil stimpee you deserve it!
Stimpee brings out the best in people.
And sometimes puts the best in people. ❤
“He always betrays them. He always”
The Hearthstone Music is the cherry on top lmao
Stimpee and spoonkid are the only content i need.
Stimpee Best rust RUclips fr
One of your best videos by far
This one had everything, and 100% quality too.
i love watch this rust man do rust on rainy day so good at play rust on rain day im happy keep video coming!
it's always a treat to see stimpee betray little boys
This one was one of your best fo sho! Had me rollin deep!
This is one of the best stimpee rust videos. Definitely worth the wait
I haven’t watched a stimpee upload in over a year or so now. Maybe more idk. Glad to see he’s even more of a menace than I remember, had me laughing the whole time
Stimpy is the water lord of rust
I cry laughin at 13:08 absolutely destroyed him
"Omg step bro I'm stuck"
Stimpee: there ain't step bro here gurl. But big daddy willing to help
This is already a certified youtube classic
Stimpee making IEDs is the craziest thing
i love when ever a new video comes out the excitement i get from these videos cant come close to how i have ever felt
Nothin hits like a stimpee vid...hilarious
I love watching stimpee cram load after load into his box
"I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!" lmao this has to be one of your better videos in a while man, laughed the whole time.
The content and editing of this video was top tier XD
Already the first 18 seconds were pure gold
waking up sore from being sick all weekend a good stimpee video always make feel better.
another classic from stimp.
One of the wildest runs stimps ever had ngl
Congrats on 1 million subs! Here's to many more daddy!