Key & Peele - Andre and Meegan's First Date - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2015
- On their first date, Meegan and Andre size each other up and seal their fates.
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That waiter tried his best to save him.
Respect for brothers like him.
deserves a big tip
i know, right? good looking out
=D
hes a good actor
What's the song at the end?... It fits perfectly...
The fact that there are relationships out here like this honestly scares me
What a waste of time Xpp
it's the result of crappy or absent parenting. if you're raised really insecure/needy, it's gonna be really hard to change that as an adult.
Welp, that escalated quickly
@@morganolfursson2560 hi ho social justice aWAay!
@@tastybritches6644 What better advice to follow than your own.
"Don't be sorry. Be better."
I gotta find a way to work that into a casual conversation.
God of war did it
That'd be hard dude, people don't say sorry nowadays
I say “Dont be sorry be better” whenever someone apologizes to me...If someone’s truly sorry, they’ll be better 🤷🏻♂️
Said that to my coworkers and manager. Lol.
I've always said this. And I was watching it, and I spit at my computer. Lol
the waiters acting was phenomenal!! 😂👍
I thought so too!
I've seen him in lot of things.. can't remember right now
@@SB-od9sl He was in MadTV with Key & Peele a lot
@@imrank9282 wow i was going to go for 'the Hollywood cliche' . He is an actor but his daytime job is a waiter ....until he lands a paid role on TV or the movies.
and this scene. he won the audition role as a 'waiter"😆
@@cinnamonstar808 who is that in your pfp?
Peele's ability to transform his entire demeanor, facial quirks, voice inflection, timing..is a remarkable. Truly a master of his craft.
Yes
Kevin CHills 👍
Clorox Bleach Can you, like, not?
@Clorox Bleach it's no surprise the guy that's willing.....gets the big roles
Clorox Bleach not funny didnt laugh
Nearly everyone that's ever worked in food service is relating to this.
Not just food service dude.
"I'm sorry I'm slammed" is basically my thoughts always.
grimcity im a chef and as soon as i saw this i was like bullshit.. they dont talk like that... they talk worse shit than that lmao.
Don't be sorry be better😂😂😂
+freakyskull516 lmao
That whole 'we compliment each other' and peele's 'I just did it right there' is comedic genius.
"complement" it was a pun
*Key said it, Peele is playing Meegan.
It’s actually a pretty weak joker even if he’s playing an airhead.. It’s not comedic genius as you say,.
@@jeffreygerard8953have you written comedy before?
I don't think it was funny it was confusing however dude can have an opinion@@jeffreygerard8953
On a serious note, you really can learn so much about a person in watching the way they deal with waiters/waitresses. Hate people who do that stuff.
Exactly!
It disgusts me, when people treat waiters, shop clerks, cleaners, etc. like trash.
It only shows - no matter how they treat people they deem to be on, or above their level, no matter their social standing, education, or position -, that they are the actual trash.
@@zoep.2891don't be disgusted because better 👿 thank you
Yep and same with watching them drive
With service people you get to see how they act toward others that they perceive themselves as “above”
Driving you get to see how they act toward others when they feel detached/protected, without the pressure of consequences from being face to face
@@constantinvaldor3742 Bro, you have a cartoon as your profile pic, and you're using emojis to be rude to strangers online. YOU AREN'T better than anybody. Shut up, and get out of my comments section, little boy.
@@wesspect Nice addition. I've definitely seen people act differently behind the wheel.
If only he'd listened to that wise waiter. He wouldn't be dead in the middle of the desert right now.
BUT HER JACKET THOOOOOOOOOO
Nnnnnnnnaoh!
Kuson2 lol best part😂👌
😔☝👍 he is up there while she is down there
She's OOOVER IT! tho
"He's just a waiteeeerrr"
I lost my freaking mind
hahahahahahhahahaha
LMFAO
Fave.
salamander7125 OMG YAASS!!!
Fr. That shit had me deaaaad
“Don’t be sorry..be better” Gets me every time! 😂😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"...at your job."
I love how the music just changes every time meegan has a switch in personalities
"That would be great Thankewwwwww" had me dying
munjal vishal
Loved it, perfect Meegan.
Saaaame
Same bruh
Came back after 8 months and 600 likes..whoa!! never thought that would happen to me
Lol his face is hilarious when he says it 😂
I reference the “MEEGAN! IT WAS YOUR LIPSTICK ON THE GLASS!” part all the time!
Out of all the males I've seen attempt to play a mean girl, Jordan Peele is by bar the funniest and best.
"Dont be sorry, be better"
I need to say this to myself each day.
God of War quoted Meegan
Enghlightment 101
...Whoa. 😳
That's sum real motivational words there.
good point
The voice is uncannily similar to every Kardashian ever.
It's the vocal fry bro
Why am I reading this with megans voice😅
Hahahahahhaa
It is scary
And ur moms
"Do I look like Mel Gibson with a mullet?"
I can't get that image out of my head now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watch Beyond Thunderdome to see the real thing.
Meegan - "YOU have his back, who does that?"
Andre - "it was your lipstick on the glass-"
Meegan - "He's just a waiteeer."
😂
Worst thing is, these people actually exist, and they're not as rare as you'd hope. Anyone who's worked in the industry knows.
That’s pretty close to my parents
@Intelligence Injection
it's not "what" people say, it is how they say it.
you can complain without being like she was in in the skit.
it's called being "passive aggressive", look it up.
and there are a lot of people who will react that way over nothing.
i have never worked in such a service job, but i know a few people who are like her.
and it always makes me really uncomfortable, because i don't want to get into the middle of it
but i also feel bad for the waiter, who's job is a pain in the ass already without people like her.
"Oh its okay, I was a hostess once". UGH. I can't stand people like this. I've worked in all types of customer service industries and literally the only reason i ever hated my job was because of people like this, and no sadly they aren't a rare species of assholes. For the exact reason that I used to work in this type of industry I always try to be understanding. Work could be busy asf and their bosses suck piling a shit load of work on them for the FACT that they are a good worker, shitty coworkers and customers, plus personal life issues, shit adds up and people dont understand that. Just because these people are working doesnt make them a machine for you to abuse, always put yourself in their shoes first, now if they are a shitty asshole worker/person themselves then by all means go off on them at your own damn risk, dont go crying to a manager because someone defends themselves from your abuse.
Intelligence Injection Judging by the name ‘Intelligence Injection’ and the fact that you immediately blame the retail employee for having to deal with shitty customers, I’m guessing you’re the exact kind of person who would go out of there way to fuck with a cashier because of some god complex. Is it the cashier’s fault when the customer forgets their wallet too?
@Intelligence Injection Or maybe you dont have enough life experience and youre projectin like a bitch boi. Take your pick lol
And thats how kim and kanye fell in love
Except Kanye was Meegan and Kim was Andre
NOW THATS FUNNNNNY
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THATS SO FUNNNYYYYYY
😂😂😂
ohhhhhhhhhhhh, snap
"Let me just tell you no one has ever talked to me like that in my life"
Yeah that's the problem Meegan
“Don’t be sorry, be better” I use that line with my friends all the time
“In your heart of hearts you know, she doesn’t need that jacket.”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He tried to save him from regret 😂😂😂😂😂
Chapmangl7 hahaha
"Your not afraid to be like brainyyyy, and respectful"
"Right, thanks, I really like your bOObs"
🤣
Yh I know I saw it aswell
@@livinginred4607 b
60 percent of the time that line works everytime!
you're*
@@caleb3377 We just did.
Meegan: in the industry, that's how we talk to each other
Also Meegan: no-ones ever talked to me like that in my life
🤣🤣🤣
"It's 87 degrees outsides, in your heart of hearts you KNOW she doesn't need that jacket."
"She's gonna need her jacket."
Kills me every time 😂
“Don’t be sorry, be better” 😂
i think those words are kinda motivational
God of war
"-...at your job"
... said Kratos, but before that Meegan.
B o i
"I'm sorry."
"Be better."
Shit, I felt that in my heart. I need to be better.
Ooof
You need your own Megan just like that)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruhh . Thats how that God of War line come from
🤣😂
For all those struggling with song's name used at the end,
it's name is Run Away by Circuit Shaker & Al Hilali
Thank you!!!
God's grace thanks
I have a post 8 years old. I requested the name of the song. No one answered. I came back tonight to see if someone mentioned the song. Thank you.
@@ThePaydayer glad for you
"high maintenance control freak" he read her since day one....
Hyou Vizer 😂😂😂
Day 1 was yesterday
Peele is such a GENIUS actor, omg
He's amazing!
😂 😂😁😂
Wait so Peele's character is Meegan? I've been watching Key and Peele forever and I never bothered to learn who is who.
Key is Andre, Peele is Meegan. Mind = Blown
You mean actress? lol
The way he said ‘Meegan! It was your lipstick on the glass’ has me screaming 😂😂😂
Eva Danielle shit had me crying😂😂
Ctfu she wasn't listening
Fse😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Don’t get it, this comment that is.
I watched this a hundred times and it is still as funny as the first time I did!! Lmao
Same !!! 🤣
I worked for a Meegan once. It was fucking awful
😭
Always pay attention to how your date treats the waiter/waitress. If they are rude to them, beware! It's a big indication of their true colours, and you might want to reconsider that second date
KJW 1066
Pretty deep thinking 👍
Thanks Captain Obvious :)
Relax its just a tv show
KJW 1066 Thanks for the advice!
KJW 1066 I agree! I always say this.
"That would be great, thengyoooou!"
Trigga Finger 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He seriously sounds like my irl friend xDDD
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 lmao
I read this right as I passed the part and it made it 10x funnier 😭
Trigga Finger 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
It's unreal how realistic this is. I've genuinely known girls like this.
It's crazy how these two can change their voices in any occations. From policeman, to caveman, to terrorist, to women, and basically to everything. They are the best actors out there. No doubt. ❤
Jordan Peele is insanely talented. His range as an actor is impressive, his writing is incredible and now we know from Get Out that his directing skills are top notch. The man is a triple threat at least. Massive respect.
Kormac80 All facts. He is really talented and Iam a fan of his work. That said, it does make you wonder why all these talented Hollywood types are so stupid. Liberalism is a disease.
Actually Don, your insistence on politicizing something so completely apolitical may reveal a personal obsession you might want to look at. Respectfully, your obsession seems like a type of pathology.
I’m not seeing eye-to-eye with you on Get Out. The portrayal of white individuals as some sort of unworldly machines, hellbent on enslaving black individuals is just fine and dandy because racism towards white individuals doesn’t exist? Let’s reverse the races in Get Out for just a moment. Undoubtably, that movie then causes rioting and looting by minorities in every major city across the US. Sure, the movie was entertaining. But to praise that movie in any way is hypocrisy to the absolute max. I enjoyed it for its entertainment value. However, no reasonable individual can praise Peele for his directing skills in Get Out due to his failed attempt at sociopoliticizing race in a horror setting.
Hollowman If you think Get Out was at all about saying that all white people are racist monsters you missed the point. The white people in the movie that we see do terrible things are all connected and are more or less family friends. Which is why the primary setting of the film is in he house of the family that organizes their auctions. The film is much more a statement on institutionalized racism, and well intentioned racism. The white people in the film don’t hate black people, it’s the opposite, which is why they choose them. I’m pretty sure there is a line in the film that says exactly that. Black people in our society are still often perceived as and portrayed as strong, fast, and cool. These are harmful stereotypes even if they are often considered positive attributes, that’s one of the main points of the film and if you missed that I think you probably need to see it again.
And in all honesty, Peel is the ultimate example of lazy, and entitled, white stoner. That doesn't invalidate his obvious skills but I just don't see him even remotely close to poor, oppressed black man.
Cant believe Meagan directed GET OUT
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Does he look like a feral child with a boomerang in his hand? Then why is water a rare commodity here? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"he's just a WAITEERRRRR!!!!"
😂
Glad I’m not the only one who laughed at that. 😅
I'll have some laterrrrrrrrrrrr
@@jasonhicks3084 😡
Dont fuck whit the waiteeer u stupid dumm ass fools
don't be a haterrrrrrrr
Meegan ironically sounds just like Kim Kardashian. 😭
I think that's what they were going for lol
But less of a moron
I don't think you know what ironic means
What's ironic about that? I think that's the point.
That annoying voice fry all those girls from the valley have 🤢
“Hes just a waiteeeeeeeer” 🤣
Lol 4:05 Andre: she f*ckin needs this jacket
Waiter: it's 87 degrees outside she does not need that jacket
I like the song that comes on when Meegan is leaving and turns to look at Andre....
watzittoya437501 Whats the name of it?
watzittoya437501 ya im trying to find out too
Derek Vink Shazaam can't detect it!!!
Ali Piracha neither does soundhound
watzittoya437501 Curious! Someone tell me haha
"She does not need that jacket..it's 87°out"
Sharie Morgan my favorite line
The supporting actor did a really good job in this one.
"in your heart of hearts you know she doesn't need that jacket"
LOLOL 😂🤣 😂 she needs her jacket it's 87 degrees outside
Blaaaa LOL 🗣️🤣 😂🤣 😂
How's that funny? Weak ass humor
Every time I watch a Meegan skit I always seem to forget it’s Jordan peele 😭
When the music starts at 3:42 i felt like i just watched the climax of an entire romance movie from 2012
Which song is that
im looking for the song as well 🤣
Bastion ephemeral lights
@@shantanushukla7867 thank you!
this is Music from Catalog at Extremmusic :) "Runaway"
She needs her jacket.
It is 87 degrees out, in your heart of hearts you know SHE DOESNT NEED DAT JACKET!!
Garnet Poochyena DON’T DO IT...
When you ignore all the red flags 😂😂😂
That profile pic fits well tho....with ur comment, haha
@@candicefrost4561 I couldn't agree with you more 😂
They are both brilliant and need to be recognized for these skits and their contributions to comedy...they are hilarious and actually genius to pull off all the skits they do! They need a special award for their contribution to comedy! Its actually genius!!💯💯💯💯
I love how we see how Peele was always going to be a horror mastermind in almost every skit
The way he says "who does that?!" is fucking priceless
Saturn “NO you’re the one who’s fucking priceless”
Well that escalated quickly
😂😂😂😂
bakerXderek Had no idea bxdickle was all over the tubes. Seeing your comments everywhere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bakerXderek Key&Peele's philosophy.
Deagle Beagle ژذژدزدزپکححچتژش۱لتبتبپیارتیاس۲۲بذژرذ
bakerXderek Omg it's Derek #Fanboy
Every second of this is pure gold! When Meegan looks back at Andre and he has to step back a bit cause he's so speechless, confused, concerned, and je n'ai sais pas! I felt that!! Like wtf am I feeling Keye?!?!
it's funny how he said Meegan left her jacket but if you look closely at 3:55 andre actually left his phone on the table
It’s so sad that there are people like Meegan
Facts
Jason Gomez Trisha paytas
@@bumpysummer Why? Did your parents not teach you manners or something? I'm genuinely curious how people end up that way and I'd like to hear your insight if you're willing to share.
Yeah. We need to execute order 66 on these bitches.
@@bumpysummer the only reason I was able to understand that is because I'm black and from Memphis lol. Folks really be typing how they speak.
"Don't do it, She doesn't need it, it is 87 degrees out, you know she doesn't need it in your heart of hearts don't do it!"
Seemed like a nice guy.Megan is playing you dude, and she is going to play you the rest of your life. You are her bitch, until her let her go, which may be never.
I'm getting straight Jada-Will vibes
3:58 me trying to stop my friends from going into a toxic relationship
Key's fucking bro voice is hysterical.
+Clark Kent awsome dude bro voice lool.
Keanu Reeves voice.
"Whoah!"
man I just hurt her feelings and she left her jacket lol
..."She's going to need her jacket!"
Key’s “dude bro” voice in these videos is so underrated.
I was waiting for him to yell out "I know MMA, bro!!!".
Uhh thanks, I really like your bewbz!
Best sketch ever seen!!! This is a MASTERPIECE! Key and Peele are the best actor comedians eveeerr
I know actual people in the world that are that ridiculously unreasonable
This seems like a pilot episode for a rollercoaster of a show, especially that waiter's speech part at the end!
and the music
Turns out it kinda is! Meegan and Andre have several skits
It’s more like the last episode of a series that makes your cry strangely.
@@kuratastrikes3635 that would be so bittersweet omg
cheesecake
I've actually seen fellow ladies like this they're terrifying
Wanna be my girlfriend
@@cullrz3410 foik
@Cherry Muse Was her name Meka from milwaukee. Because the one I know, I thought was one of a kind, but this video is proving me wrong lol.
Me to. I was with someone like that..
Same I was friends with people like this smh
“Dont be sorry be better” words of wisdom from the Queen Meegan
shut up meegan
Brainy and respectful 😕 What does it even mean?! Lol 🤣
Seriously I want them to make Andre and Meegan movie !!!
PunkJabi agreed !!!
yes! that would be awesome XD
PunkJabi you could probably get a lot of it
Yeeessss 😂 😂
(666th like)
I would most definitely agree also.
"Don't be sorry, be better." I'm dying.
It's so good it got its place in the new God Of War Trailer....
"I thought you were a control freak or idk"
The moment when we choose the right answer on the test but later second guessing yourself and changing it to the wrong answer
Had to watch this after seeing the 3mil sub gif. Thankyouuu
This hurts to watch... because I’ve been with a manipulator like that.. worst relationship to ever be in.
Simien Hill I feel really bad for you that makes me sad. I’m glad you’re ok now.
Glad you got away from that. Love and light to you.
I'm so happy for you dude although I don't know you. You deserve better mate!
It does hurt to watch...😬😓 I feel your pain.. 😬😖
it.... it is.... kind of............. funny tho right? Maybe just a lil bit? Maybe? A lil bit funny? Funny just a lil bit maybe? You know? Just the tiniest bit funny?
How the dark music play then cowboy music turns bck on lik wtf😂😂
kitten lover mew ikr
Omg that was hilarious
I know the first sentence was most definitely in english but what about the second half?
🤣
@@manny2408
Well over 1,000 people understood, so looking "bck", it looks "lik" that makes you the party pooper...
If you've ever wondered what trauma bonding is like... It is the music that starts after 3:38 😅
"She left her jacket, though" makes me laugh and cry in sooooo many ways.
When Jordan Peele is a better actress than 90% of actresses
can't agree more
to be fair though he better than the guys too
Opinion on ability is not misogyny because they never claimed to attribute such an opinion towards all women in general. Just a specific profession with a tongue in cheek approach. And it was probably sardonic to begin with anyhow. However, calling someone misogynistic based upon preconceptions perceived from one statement of a person that doesn't even reflect a whole dynamic of a plethora of dynamics of the human personality is a sign of chronic adversarialism based on anonymity. To just apply labels liberally based on such a mundane opinion shows you immediately look for the most negative qualities of someone online because you absolutely they absolutely HAVE to be for or against something to reflect on your moral and ethical sense of reasoning. Stop with the social Witch Hunt mentality people, everyone can safely judge what their comment was to themselves and go about their day without bringing it to light as if you are going to change minds or social directions on this type of platform. There is a difference between raising awareness and knee jerk reactions to vilify anyone who doesn't mold to your own self-righteous attitude because you are not defending anyone here that has been a victim to that statement. You are merely attacking the statement its self to literally only display conviction so you can try to obtain the instant gratification of having some high ground above someone and the feeling of satisfaction it gives you in misguided attempt for social justice. It's honestly extraordinarily selfish because you are doing it to stimulate your ego and not defend anything in particular, and that is the most pedantic thing most people have ever encountered. Thanks for for reading.
Bo Areheart This is such a try-hard comment...
mad fax
This guy deserves a fucking oscar....
You mean the black one?
+Mr. Mackey Damn bro that was hilarious bro you made that up all by yourself. Heres a cookie 🍪
These guys were a genius team. Peel is beyond extraordinary! Way ahead of his time.
The way he touched under his eyes. So perfect!
“In your HEART OF HEARTZ you know she doesn’t need it.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She fuuuukinn neeedz her Jacket!
@@spazzartz3030 ☠️☠️☠️
@@spazzartz3030 He should have left the jackeet thought.
i still say "thank youuuu" like that and no one ever knows what I'm referencing
shugarwax I say this all the time. No one gets it. Every one is uncultured now
Me too lol at this point they probably just think that's how I naturally say it and hate me behind my back 😂
omg yes same 😭
English is not my native language. But people have said thank you like that to me. Can someone pls explain what it means ?
LOL I say it too
Meehan’s “ThAnK yOu” Slays me every time 💀
I can recite every line of this on cue and it kills my sister of laughter every time.
" HE'S JUST A WAITERRRRRR "
Precious Butler those eyes when he/she says that!!
Academy Award winner Jordan Peele, everyone.
Mitch Orton yeahboi
This guy never fails to amaze me. His acting is fucking unreal.
He's a fantastic actor, but he won his academy award for writing.
Key is equally good
@@alanshellykoshy112 They both seem to have pitch perfect delivery in everything they do.
I love Meegan. She needs an HBO series.
awesome subtitles, thank you
How is peele able to pull off a girl so damn well, like, i forgot it was a man playing her for a sec😂
Makeup and zero filters lol
Fr
Right? I think it's because he has a round face and kinda soft features that really helps when he's interpreting a girl lol
That's because women are not so difficult to impersonate, and us guy have the X chromosome already. That's why it is almost impossible for women to play men properly.
I know huh!? AND not bad looking! LOL
"meegan you need your jacket though"
Damion Lawson dont do it
+Damion Lawson GIVE US THIS SONG!!!!
+franciscobuilt Ephemeral Light by Basstion
+Carlos Buitron holy hell your the man carlos
NO!
"Do I look like mad max to you" lolollo😂
“It is 87 degrees outside. You know in your heart of hearts she doesn’t need that jacket.” 😂
That mad max joke got me confused till the punchline I was like “damn”
Can you explain it to me? Since I'm an asian girl and can't understand the joke .-.
@@HuongTran-my8nm I don't know if you'd watched Mad Max, which is a movie saga, but is set in an apocalyptic future Earth where water and food are scarce, they live in the dessert in Australia, and people kill each other driving cars.
I know how it sounds lol, but I'm trying not to spoil that much, in case you're interested enough to watch them if you hadn't.
@@KM-oy2dw thankyou UvU You're so nice
@@HuongTran-my8nm Hahaha, thank you so much! :D
Mad max is like a horror to me, its so terryfying
That waiter is a good actor
he's an awesome actor
Why are you complimenting him *HE'S JUST A WAITER*
It is 87 degrees out, she does not need it 😂😂
Him & Key & Peele go way back ever since they were on MadTV, he's a great actor
Imrano Static so you been watching a long time?
please help me who's the name of the waiter dude lol
You can see why the transition from comedy to horror went so well for him.
hats off to you guys. I am binge watching simce the last 3 hours.
The way he said it was your lipstick on the glass LMAOOOOO
DJAnime reminds me of a talking parrot
He sounded like fking Nicholas Cage lmao
When you come here for laughs and leave here with trauma and flashbacks...
F**k, your comment is accurate af. 😅 i totally felt that way. No laughs, just flashbacks to those traumatic days
I never worked as a waiter but I was bullied by girls like this in primary school so I can feel your pain lol.
As a former waiter myself, I can tell this is definitely accurate. I had served a few customers almost like Meegan, and I can tell you it's really irritating.
😓