Dream sold the only thing I care about.

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024
  • Today, Dream sold my Minecraft Music Disc to Skeppy. This was insane.
    STREAMING DAILY, LIVE ON DREAM'S SMP - / tommyinnit
    Edited by Tommy + Big Man Editor Larry ( ‪@LarryTL‬ )
    Follow my Twitter - @tommyinnit
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    Today, Dream sold my Minecraft Music Disc (the same disc from our Minecraft War - from videos alike Dream is a Psychopath and more). He sold the disc to Skeppy and then all fun went boom. It was fun and me and Tubbo had a lot of laughs. So funny. so Pog champ. but listen, it is not good. Quackity then joined the Dream SMP and we toured him round! It was insane.
    Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is Dream and he is selling my discs to Skeppy and we have to fight him. It is so POG CHAMP

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 4 года назад +4312

    “Yes we’re literally using you, how much clearer can we be?”
    Honestly you gotta admire the sheer honesty

  • @ezzi2267
    @ezzi2267 4 года назад +1635

    “When I go and see you for two hours in one year, I don’t wanna spend it doing a war.”
    Idk why but that honestly was wholesome to me

  • @slimeyzzz3042
    @slimeyzzz3042 4 года назад +6451

    Tommy: Finds out that someone ruined his house
    Fundy and tubbo: S H A K E S P E A R E

  • @adamsyed7540
    @adamsyed7540 4 года назад +2121

    Knowing dream he probably turned Tommy’s base into the nether then charged him 5 diamonds to get rid of it

    • @microooo
      @microooo 3 года назад +12

      Yep

    • @waveybooo
      @waveybooo 3 года назад +47

      another 10,000 IQ move

    • @Kai-ug5vh
      @Kai-ug5vh 3 года назад +9

      That's what I was thinking

    • @matthewthorneycroft8715
      @matthewthorneycroft8715 3 года назад +5

      @@waveybooo how? It’s 5 diamonds in the time it takes to do that you could easily get a stack with fortune 3 and about 20 normal pick :/

    • @waveybooo
      @waveybooo 3 года назад +32

      @@matthewthorneycroft8715 yeah but the point is that he tricked tommyinit

  • @dachef2823
    @dachef2823 4 года назад +2935

    I have a feeling that when tommy “takes a piss” he actually walks out into a brainstorm room with 5 other men, that’s how he gets all his ideas.

  • @clyran5507
    @clyran5507 4 года назад +1815

    "That is not the line Tubbo"
    *Tubbo runs behind the wall and starts screaming*

  • @jjaayybb
    @jjaayybb 4 года назад +2857

    Dream fans when dream is *LITERALLY* on a killing spree: OoOoO so ScArYyYy
    Dream fans when he’s mad: *holy shit that’s terrifying*

    • @Curtisdoy
      @Curtisdoy 4 года назад +32

      How can he be LITERALLY on a killing spree

    • @Curtisdoy
      @Curtisdoy 4 года назад +12

      @@SpaceWalkerReal that would mean he would be ON a killing spree like literally on it physically

    • @kitConnersfuturewife
      @kitConnersfuturewife 3 года назад +1

      True

    • @Kai-ug5vh
      @Kai-ug5vh 3 года назад +4

      ITS TERRIFYING

    • @Jaratooooo
      @Jaratooooo 3 года назад

      @@Curtisdoy smh

  • @ihavethelongestpossibleuse4960
    @ihavethelongestpossibleuse4960 4 года назад +3194

    I like how Shakespearean language was on the entire time.

  • @victoriasaucedo9164
    @victoriasaucedo9164 4 года назад +535

    Tommy: it implies your dating a five year old
    Tubbo : ya
    Tommy : even Tubbo got it
    Tubbo : and I can’t even read
    13:44

  • @rowancampbell1289
    @rowancampbell1289 4 года назад +1658

    “Here’s what we do. We flash him”-Tommyinnit 2020

    • @chatbot9560
      @chatbot9560 4 года назад +24

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @choongsuetling5772
      @choongsuetling5772 4 года назад +22

      Tommy:Hey dreammm
      Also Tommy:flashes
      FBI Open up

    • @choongsuetling5772
      @choongsuetling5772 4 года назад +1

      Idk what i just did

    • @jamesfullecido9760
      @jamesfullecido9760 4 года назад +3

      The children watching the show:(shocked pikachu face)

    • @xavien_818
      @xavien_818 4 года назад +8

      Nooo! You cant just flash people! They can have seizures!
      Hey old man/woman. You get the joke.

  • @aloe3887
    @aloe3887 4 года назад +1183

    “yeah but he’s underage already it really doesn’t matter” OK TUBBO-

  • @iamfishgiver1657
    @iamfishgiver1657 4 года назад +2572

    Skeppy: *Joins VC*
    Fundy: Wanna reenact Shakespeare?
    Skeppy: sure
    Tommy: *Absolute Disgust*

  • @Secron.
    @Secron. 4 года назад +1784

    Tommy: why is my entire base the nether?
    Everyone: I dunno
    Me: *Seems legit*

    • @Hayden_Cat
      @Hayden_Cat 4 года назад +57

      That was so funny how everyone just acted like it was just something that happens occasionally.

    • @zahranikpour3886
      @zahranikpour3886 3 года назад +8

      @@july9501 skeppy or BBH prolly did something to it (or dream)

    • @The-Glitch-Error
      @The-Glitch-Error Год назад

      DREAM MOST LIKELY

  • @switchnose
    @switchnose 4 года назад +2519

    Big Q is the hard, drug-addict cousin you call when you get bullied at school.

  • @beeasmr6235
    @beeasmr6235 4 года назад +1499

    tubbo and tommy are really just Dream’s younger siblings who Dream was forced to put in the dream smp server bc their mom said so

    • @bayvlogs444
      @bayvlogs444 3 года назад +37

      BAHSHSHHSHSHAH ITS TRUE

    • @raull.9533
      @raull.9533 3 года назад +13

      Zombie Sazza
      Zombie Sazza
      4 months ago
      “Yes we’re literally using you, how much clearer can we be?”

    • @cellulzlol
      @cellulzlol 3 года назад +8

      Tubbo be like JOIN THE SHAKESPARE

    • @marielleinnit8480
      @marielleinnit8480 3 года назад +2

      OMGBYES

    • @mrdimbus5903
      @mrdimbus5903 3 года назад

      wait really?

  • @ilikezturtlez6396
    @ilikezturtlez6396 4 года назад +1194

    *Tommy starts singing*
    Dream- Woohoo *dances*
    *Tommy stops*
    Dream- *SHOOTS TOMMY*
    *Tommy continues*
    Dream *throws money at him*

  • @Sehtareh
    @Sehtareh 4 года назад +411

    This is why you don’t put effort into anything on a server with Dream, unless you bribe them. Then you do. He must be your ally

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +293

    "We can take on Dream"
    *Famous Last Words*

    • @lilac_reed
      @lilac_reed 4 года назад

      Now I know, that I can't make you stay...
      (Sorry im emo)

    • @tamari4
      @tamari4 4 года назад

      But where's your heart?
      But where's your heart?
      (sorry im emo 2)

    • @pxttinsxn
      @pxttinsxn 4 года назад +1

      -Will bite the dusts

  • @nikvlai9730
    @nikvlai9730 4 года назад +621

    this is funnier when you realize he never turned off shakespearean english lmao
    “Thou whisper to Tubbo_: be prepared”

    • @gubbin1976
      @gubbin1976 3 года назад +37

      “Quackery hath obtained the achievement:”

    • @xeoney
      @xeoney 3 года назад +17

      "Skeppy has met a violent end by Tubbo_"

    • @beano7067
      @beano7067 3 года назад +11

      "Thou hast perished!"

    • @lobcos
      @lobcos 3 года назад +7

      “Skeppy hast ben shot by Tommyinnit

  • @danielmoon9745
    @danielmoon9745 4 года назад +9081

    Skeppy literally just obtained one of the most valuable item on dream smp on his first day lmao

    • @Sebljw
      @Sebljw 4 года назад +86

      Not his 1st day tho

    • @jasonv6319
      @jasonv6319 4 года назад +134

      But Its Skeppy tho

    • @someguy2008
      @someguy2008 4 года назад +45

      It's literally sloppy what do you expect lmao?

    • @Potato436_
      @Potato436_ 4 года назад +119

      Some Guy who tf is sloppy?

    • @JaredTSM
      @JaredTSM 4 года назад +22

      @@Sebljw 1st official day

  • @survivian2959
    @survivian2959 4 года назад +599

    “Quackity from up yonder, hath fell to their death”

    • @ql3885
      @ql3885 4 года назад +1

      LMAOO

    • @user-gk8if1re8o
      @user-gk8if1re8o 4 года назад +4

      then some chill animal crossing music comes up

    • @mena1432
      @mena1432 4 года назад +2

      BAHAHA

  • @jayayeonetoo3335
    @jayayeonetoo3335 4 года назад +860

    why am i amused by tubbo's perfectly cut scream, like...
    everyone: *telling tubbo he read the line wrong*
    tubbo: -AAAAA-

  • @wiltedshoe
    @wiltedshoe 4 года назад +178

    Hamilton, written by Lin L'Manuel Miranburg, as performed by Tommy and Company

  • @Hailoow
    @Hailoow 4 года назад +459

    Tommy's discs, his vlog guns, it seems like adults around him like to destroy the child's toys. So in order to assert dominance, Tommy, it's time to stop playing with toys.

    • @WTAF0212
      @WTAF0212 4 года назад +11

      oh shit

    • @talinaurr
      @talinaurr 4 года назад +17

      That’s deep man

    • @missionaryballer69
      @missionaryballer69 4 года назад +25

      Everybody gansta until Tommy pulls out a real vlog gun

    • @garlicnaut2709
      @garlicnaut2709 4 года назад +2

      We need to get this to top comment

    • @chisei261
      @chisei261 4 года назад

      Stop playing with thr boys not the toys XDDDD

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +244

    "When I have 2 hours of an entire year with you, I'm not spending it fighting a War"
    -Tommy
    *That's so sweet I can't-

    • @hvneybee3889
      @hvneybee3889 4 года назад +1

      timestamp??

    • @hvneybee3889
      @hvneybee3889 4 года назад

      @Grammar_Cat17 thank you :)

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ 4 года назад +2

      because that's what friends do

    • @brookerottinghaus
      @brookerottinghaus 4 года назад +4

      Also tommy: kicks tubbos pc so they are forced to go back to the beach

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk 4 года назад

      Character development boys :')

  • @dogi9699
    @dogi9699 4 года назад +1918

    Tommy: “dream sold the only thing I care about”
    Purpled: *builds a trap and kills tommy*
    Tommy: *cares*
    Why is there like 2k likes and no friggin comments I feel scammed.

  • @eclairecat6126
    @eclairecat6126 4 года назад +244

    "Are you having a chase across my bridge?"
    In perfect unison: "We are"

  • @daisydoggo7754
    @daisydoggo7754 4 года назад +719

    alternative title:
    "Some green minecraft dude steals a 16 year old's CDs and sold it to some 20 yr old blue duck for a leather of a dead horse named spirit"

    • @talinaurr
      @talinaurr 4 года назад +8

      It’s too long shorten it but it makes sense

    • @peanutlesspeanutbutter7033
      @peanutlesspeanutbutter7033 4 года назад +33

      greenscreen man trades child’s CDs to diamond duck for remains of horse

    • @lesborui
      @lesborui 4 года назад +2

      i don’t think youtubes title character limit will allow that

    • @perihelion5813
      @perihelion5813 4 года назад +6

      This sounds like a jojos plot line

  • @emilijamartateberga7457
    @emilijamartateberga7457 4 года назад +3679

    It was so funny when you ran him over at the rail tracks

    • @cappie4208
      @cappie4208 4 года назад +22

      Agreed

    • @meowggiem
      @meowggiem 4 года назад +47

      i literally ran into my brothers room scream laughing

    • @alena3941
      @alena3941 4 года назад +11

      It was Pog

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 года назад +34

      Q: How do you make holy water?
      A: Boil the hell out of it.

    • @newbieboom4064
      @newbieboom4064 4 года назад +2

      Emīlija Marta Tēberga POG

  • @linneawhitton7074
    @linneawhitton7074 4 года назад +110

    “when i see you for 2 hours out of one year i don’t want to spend it on a war”
    awh🥺 i love tubbo and tommy’s friendship

  • @nolan2153
    @nolan2153 3 года назад +151

    14:07
    “Even Tubbo acknowledged it!”
    “Yeah and I can’t even read!”

  • @hugomcgovern4581
    @hugomcgovern4581 4 года назад +2673

    Alternate title :
    Strange *broccoli* man sells child’s life savings

    • @gery8218
      @gery8218 4 года назад +76

      Green Florida man

    • @Sparkz.z
      @Sparkz.z 4 года назад +19

      This needs to be the top comment xd

    • @simstudiosofficial
      @simstudiosofficial 4 года назад +14

      Green Blob Florida Man

    • @echorolls7186
      @echorolls7186 4 года назад +22

      Strange green man sells child's life savings to strange blue man

    • @Twat2024
      @Twat2024 4 года назад +8

      Im fucking DECEASED

  • @lucky_misfortune
    @lucky_misfortune 4 года назад +653

    i watched skeppy's stream on this and he was just muting them cuz they were too noisy LOL

    • @oliviadibb973
      @oliviadibb973 4 года назад +10

      Devil Tenshi Thats soo funny LMAO

    • @Hayden_Cat
      @Hayden_Cat 4 года назад +34

      He even was going to give them the leather but they ignored him lmao

    • @emilia-ig2fd
      @emilia-ig2fd 4 года назад +5

      u have a stack of likes

  • @thekidnextdoor6040
    @thekidnextdoor6040 4 года назад +281

    Tubbo and Fundy just casually doing Shakespeare for no reason.

    • @purople8668
      @purople8668 4 года назад

      theres no replies to this and that’s kinda scary

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 4 года назад +1

      PurpleCapybara yes wanna build a place?
      *Places a 5x5 square of steel blocks on the ground*

    • @purople8668
      @purople8668 4 года назад

      Ace of Blackjack I'm-

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 4 года назад

      PurpleCapybara we must create reply’s.

    • @mizuruitheworld
      @mizuruitheworld 4 года назад

      Well yes but actually yes

  • @aidenmulvey2141
    @aidenmulvey2141 4 года назад +272

    It’s kinda sad they don’t realize that since dream has op they can see the whisper between tubbo and Tommy so thy can’t take dream by surprise

    • @anshulfail
      @anshulfail 3 года назад +5

      Ikr

    • @hadi9824
      @hadi9824 3 года назад +8

      Ops cant see whispers

    • @laurenvinson2094
      @laurenvinson2094 3 года назад +14

      @@hadi9824 i mean if they’re looking at the server log they can, but they can’t see them in game so. but it’s all scripted anyways so it’s a moot point in this case

    • @aleksandargavrancic5657
      @aleksandargavrancic5657 3 года назад +5

      Itd kinda sad that they dont realize that you used shakesperean english by saying thy

    • @SheepsLettuce
      @SheepsLettuce 3 года назад

      @@laurenvinson2094 they can see them in-game if they're oped. It's a command

  • @ahv5001
    @ahv5001 4 года назад +222

    How has no one talked about 18:00 I love how the music is perfectly timed with the bucket clutch, In the end it just looks so cool for being so simple.

    • @n0t_adam19
      @n0t_adam19 4 года назад +4

      What’s the song?

    • @ahv5001
      @ahv5001 4 года назад +6

      Spider Dance

    • @katelynnmae9403
      @katelynnmae9403 4 года назад +7

      Thats the best moment in the video.

    • @xaydenplayz17
      @xaydenplayz17 4 года назад +1

      It's almost like that's what the editor was doing

    • @WolfiOnYt
      @WolfiOnYt 4 года назад

      It’s the best thing in 2020

  • @grantsam
    @grantsam 4 года назад +759

    I can’t be mad at dream he did just want his horse back

  • @Luify
    @Luify 4 года назад +492

    Someone: "What is the most important thing to you in Minecraft?"
    Person A: "My diamonds"
    Person B: "My netherite armour"
    TommyInnit:
    DISKK

    • @kzkaa.
      @kzkaa. 4 года назад +17

      Disc can only be obtained from chest or by having a skeleton kill a creeper. Also, diamond and netherite have their name in white(common) while disc have a blue name(rare).

    • @wakkle
      @wakkle 4 года назад +7

      Disks are rarer dude

    • @timahammoud3922
      @timahammoud3922 4 года назад

      @@wakkle u need a skeleton and a creeper lmao "Rare" LOL

    • @exordial9266
      @exordial9266 4 года назад +9

      @@timahammoud3922 to obtain a disk it needs way more effort than finding diamonds, you have to find a dungeon spawner or by finding a creeper and a skeleton to a boat without exploding it, and it's not always a 100% drop, plus its 1 in a 12 chance to get a specific disc.

    • @risker086
      @risker086 4 года назад

      God apples are way rare

  • @krispeebakon4537
    @krispeebakon4537 4 года назад +211

    Skeppy: "YOU'RE USING ME!"
    Tommy: "Exactly, yes"

  • @OvRisk
    @OvRisk 4 года назад +155

    tommy:"three bros on the ladder"
    quackity:"three bros. Wait- wait a minute"

  • @oval144
    @oval144 4 года назад +469

    "Dream sold the only thing I care about"
    Mother & father Innit, Tubbo, his fans: *Sad Tommy Innit supporter noises*

    • @uxernamee
      @uxernamee 4 года назад +3

      JAISY GG *yes*

    • @zensatide
      @zensatide 4 года назад +2

      F in the chat for the supporters

    • @VanillaSchleep
      @VanillaSchleep 4 года назад +1

      @JAISY GG Why Do People Reply Like This?

    • @miitoe9352
      @miitoe9352 4 года назад +1

      @JAISY GG had*

    • @lazicepie7800
      @lazicepie7800 4 года назад

      Roderick Salim Pride

  • @Spike_365
    @Spike_365 4 года назад +550

    Literally every comment:
    Skeppy: call my girl PlayStation cuz she’s almost 5
    Tommy: I dint wanna pull this card but what did u mean by that

  • @gubbin1976
    @gubbin1976 3 года назад +78

    I’ve never heard something so ironic as Hamilton in British

  • @shrek5973
    @shrek5973 4 года назад +330

    "Tommy is angry because his house turned into the nether”
    Tubbo and Fundy:Shakespeare!

  • @boatsandhoes5699
    @boatsandhoes5699 4 года назад +290

    There will never be a time where everyone there is chill.

    • @jesseochola6311
      @jesseochola6311 4 года назад +1

      ah watch the streams. 70 percent of the stream they are chill

    • @horribleperson9531
      @horribleperson9531 4 года назад +3

      @@cloudgamer3681 no you didnt that vid was fake af

  • @jennagilhooly5603
    @jennagilhooly5603 4 года назад +137

    Tommy is a proud member of l’manburg
    Dream is the interesting antagonist of the smp
    But skeppy just wants to see the world burn

    • @lilac_reed
      @lilac_reed 4 года назад +5

      He's got the gasoline.

    • @morganh2980
      @morganh2980 4 года назад

      @@lilac_reed he wants to watch the world burn and everyone turn mean

  • @matildaaec
    @matildaaec 4 года назад +3441

    Skeppy- YOU’RE USING ME
    Tommy- Yes- we literally can’t make it any clearer. We are using you.

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 года назад +32

      Literally any person on roblox survivor being nice

    • @Balooser
      @Balooser 4 года назад +3

      ilike racecars do be kind of speaking facts

    • @twisted4009
      @twisted4009 4 года назад +3

      The honesty tho

    • @jake-gc7hk
      @jake-gc7hk 4 года назад

      @@ilike_racecars SIMP

    • @coffee1537
      @coffee1537 4 года назад +7

      @@jake-gc7hk ????

  • @wintvrfall
    @wintvrfall 3 года назад +155

    dream fixing tommy’s house in the background is so cute 15:15

  • @dariopadilla1021
    @dariopadilla1021 4 года назад +5102

    Alternative title: green Florida man threatens to kill innocent children whilst selling their childhood toys to a strange blue man wearing a duck suit.
    Edit: wait wtf this is by far my most liked comment, thank you.

    • @iplayrandomgames1197
      @iplayrandomgames1197 4 года назад +248

      Shrek threatens underage children whilst selling their most valuable toys to a mysterious duck man

    • @secretsilver3662
      @secretsilver3662 4 года назад +42

      Alternative Joke: Literally any joke, this format is so overused and unfunny

    • @reversepurple4077
      @reversepurple4077 4 года назад +6

      LMAO

    • @ipnoodles22
      @ipnoodles22 4 года назад +5

      Legend Gaming that sounds kinda like a darkwood thing

    • @cagla.3780
      @cagla.3780 4 года назад

      LMAOO

  • @blueshidxdeluxe2370
    @blueshidxdeluxe2370 4 года назад +516

    Tommy: Why is my base the Nether?
    Tubbo and Fundy: *Wanna do some Shakespeare?*

  • @percy2cool
    @percy2cool 4 года назад +66

    "We will get so many more views if we do hamilton" I agree

  • @matthewlusk6129
    @matthewlusk6129 4 года назад +202

    I don’t know why but whenever Skeppy is around Tommy, he’s more violent??? Like Jesus’s skeppy says don’t give tommy the reaction to bbh, Skeppy: where is all my SH*T!

    • @alphaprimus6005
      @alphaprimus6005 4 года назад +11

      Prbbly becauss the bbh swearing thing or not recording

    • @alphaprimus6005
      @alphaprimus6005 4 года назад

      Prbbly becauss the bbh swearing thing or not recording

    • @sockly1708
      @sockly1708 4 года назад +19

      Okay, so Tommy actually cut out a lot of him annoying Skeppy and making him mad, (i know this because i watched Skeppy's stream) but Skeppy just really hates Tommy since Tommy was being irritating on purpose just for content

    • @tjquantxm5761
      @tjquantxm5761 4 года назад +2

      @@sockly1708 ive never heard skeppy swear like wtffff

    • @dariopadilla1021
      @dariopadilla1021 4 года назад +5

      @@sockly1708 yeah, honestly I really don't like Tommy, however watching others POV of this situation was funny, so yeah

  • @burcopresents
    @burcopresents 4 года назад +1186

    Tommy: Dream sold the only thing I cared about.
    Also Tommy: **literally sold his discs for independAnce**

    • @kkrafal
      @kkrafal 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
      @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 4 года назад +88

      This is the movie equivalent of undoing all of the main character's development because they needed to do a sequel

    • @eyyyyyy4468
      @eyyyyyy4468 4 года назад +15

      *independAnce

    • @NoName-rb3vp
      @NoName-rb3vp 4 года назад +2

      jenifer lopes its actually independence so you corrected them for no reason

    • @Shokumotsuuuu
      @Shokumotsuuuu 4 года назад +8

      You didn't get the jokeeeee, r-

  • @mashedpotatoes6864
    @mashedpotatoes6864 4 года назад +88

    Tommy: does a play for Shakespeare and Hamilton
    Dream’s Head: 😀➡️↗️🔄↘️↙️⬆️⬇️↖️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️

  • @fiacradied7266
    @fiacradied7266 3 года назад +24

    16:55 tommy and tubbo are literal kids watching adults argue and i love it

  • @crescendo_8977
    @crescendo_8977 4 года назад +2410

    Alternate title: weed color man sold 16 year olds most valuable possession

    • @dawne6888
      @dawne6888 4 года назад +43

      i wheezed reading this

    • @madson2307
      @madson2307 4 года назад +50

      *20 year old weed color man sold 16 year olds most valuable possession
      Edit: When the heck did he turn 21??? Anyways *21 year old weed color man sold 16 years old most valuable possession.

    • @aei1773
      @aei1773 4 года назад +20

      w e e d c o l o u r

    • @ghostiexx111
      @ghostiexx111 4 года назад +3

      @Jin Lam
      Are you, Canadian?

    • @secretsilver3662
      @secretsilver3662 4 года назад +12

      We aren’t as cheap as you Americans, using “color” because adding an extra letter is too expensive for a newspaper company

  • @rained783
    @rained783 4 года назад +632

    "Tommy we're doing shakespeare!"
    "No no no..."
    "Dude we're doing shakespeare"
    My house....
    *This is more important*

    • @burcopresents
      @burcopresents 4 года назад +8

      I would freak out if my hobbit hole turned into hell tbf

    • @bexs9400
      @bexs9400 4 года назад

      編集などBurco Presents I actually thought the house looked pretty cool like that, but maybe it’s just me

    • @ace6277
      @ace6277 4 года назад

      Shut up

    • @rained783
      @rained783 3 года назад

      @@ace6277 Shutup

    • @The-Glitch-Error
      @The-Glitch-Error Год назад

      the house is important boys the hobbit hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @teavie8468
    @teavie8468 4 года назад +362

    tommy doing shakespeare: *elegant, graceful*
    tubbo doing shakespeare: *dyslexia has entered the chat*

  • @sauucepacket
    @sauucepacket 4 года назад +82

    The fact that when tommy said he’s gonna tell a pun, the song “Sans” plays gives me life

  • @neikrodent
    @neikrodent 4 года назад +269

    "I'm a 16 year old who worked 1 hour for a dvd that is now my most valuable possession but then a green man with a white man on him stole it and sold it to a blue man in a duck for the skin of his dead animal. I was angry so I jumped from a tower into a bucket of water to assasinate the blue man in a duck but the blue man in a duck already placed the dvd in a magical eye chest so after his corpse spit out all his possessions, the dvd wasn't there."

    • @Kaozoz
      @Kaozoz 4 года назад +25

      Any questions

    • @msaocer
      @msaocer 4 года назад +15

      This SMP in a nutshell

    • @ethandole2218
      @ethandole2218 4 года назад +6

      Pretty much sums up the whole dream SMP saga

    • @honey4227
      @honey4227 4 года назад +1

      @DBZAbdu lol

  • @abcdtemp
    @abcdtemp 4 года назад +62

    I love how the stream escalated from tommy being jealous about tubbo having a new friend or "tommy 2.0", to fighting a diamond man in a duck costume for the disc .

  • @TiredNak
    @TiredNak 4 года назад +71

    I just love the "we are", perfectly in sync!! 6:50
    Kinda makes me think of the Fred and George??

  • @kermit9426
    @kermit9426 4 года назад +491

    Weird fact: The word “short” is longer than the word “long”.

    • @kermit9426
      @kermit9426 4 года назад +31

      Imagine liking your own comment

    • @kermit9426
      @kermit9426 4 года назад +24

      ...

    • @gabgab8847
      @gabgab8847 4 года назад +29

      𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘂 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲

    • @kermit9426
      @kermit9426 4 года назад +3

      B-12 Zingapan, Gabriel Chiz M. What

    • @Thomas-ie7mu
      @Thomas-ie7mu 4 года назад +1

      @@kermit9426 what

  • @thegreatalfini
    @thegreatalfini 4 года назад +347

    People on RUclips: “aw man the discs”
    People on twitch: “HORSE CHAMP D:”

  • @raykhelremindol8826
    @raykhelremindol8826 4 года назад +276

    "Tommy......is a f*cking console, corona really got him".

  • @gnarlypancake2362
    @gnarlypancake2362 4 года назад +221

    "getting bored, of walls 2-"
    "Noo pick a better one!"

  • @sadsissus5279
    @sadsissus5279 3 года назад +22

    I'm back for PTSD, my heart never stops melting at this:
    "I won't be streaming for 2 days!"
    "Tommy, you can just stream on my PC it'll be fine-"
    "Tubbo, when I go see you for 2 hours of 1 year I don't want to spend it doing a war-"
    *Tubbo giggling*
    MY HEART-
    THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS YOUR HONOUR-

  • @saaragilani8434
    @saaragilani8434 4 года назад +314

    Tommy: Lets scam him
    *10 minutes later*
    Dream: he wants to scam you
    Tommy: ME??? 𝐼 𝐴𝑀 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑇𝑂𝑀𝑀𝑌 𝑇𝑅𝑈𝑆𝑇𝐸𝐸 𝐼 𝐶𝑂𝑈𝐿𝐷 𝑁𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑅

  • @ryanxavii
    @ryanxavii 4 года назад +125

    Tommy's Smoothbrain rating today is:
    5/10 Smoothbrainess
    What does that mean:
    Hes tommyinnit what did you expect

    • @sanictnt9439
      @sanictnt9439 4 года назад

      more like 15/10

    • @driplevi8914
      @driplevi8914 4 года назад

      You guys clearly aren't thinking it was 5/10 smoothbrainess

    • @Rafa-vs9sw
      @Rafa-vs9sw 4 года назад

      Smoothbrainass O.O

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 4 года назад

      wouldn't that mean his brain is only half smooth

  • @Hi-lu5vf
    @Hi-lu5vf 4 года назад +55

    8:11
    I like how the leather just barely misses Tommy.

  • @alexaisabel5092
    @alexaisabel5092 3 года назад +34

    "yeah but hes underaged already" THERE NEEDS TO BE A TUBBO QUOTE BOOK.

  • @rained783
    @rained783 4 года назад +77

    Tommy: WHY IS MY ENTIRE BASE THE NETHER
    I dunno..
    *Dude we're doing shakespeare*

  • @Catsinfunkyhats
    @Catsinfunkyhats 4 года назад +27

    tubbo: "Yeah! And i cant even read!"
    skeppy's cut off laugh

  • @toastedwheat624
    @toastedwheat624 4 года назад +144

    "Lets make shakesp-"
    Tommy: BUSINESS
    "Let's make the Cart-"
    Tommy: BUSINESS
    Let's make a fight cl-"
    Tommy: BUISNESS

    • @esketchy_294
      @esketchy_294 4 года назад +4

      He's a tiny Schlatt but waaaaaay louder

  • @maken.the.kraken
    @maken.the.kraken 4 года назад +19

    Tommy- Now he gonna kill Skeepy
    Tubbo without hesitation- Let’s watch!

  • @wayu5554
    @wayu5554 4 года назад +131

    Bet that skeppy will accidentally burn the disc at some point.

  • @meagain4512
    @meagain4512 4 года назад +65

    Fundy: *don't worry about heathers*
    Tommy is much too innocent. Someone who doesn't know what "mental baggage" is probably shouldn't know heathers ...

    • @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
      @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 4 года назад +3

      What is mental baggage and what is heathers

    • @meagain4512
      @meagain4512 4 года назад

      @@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 iconic

    • @burcopresents
      @burcopresents 4 года назад +2

      Tommy doesn’t know what naive means lmao. Idk if that’s just a bit or true

    • @meagain4512
      @meagain4512 4 года назад +1

      @@burcopresents get the feeling it's a both if both pfft

    • @snoovian7951
      @snoovian7951 4 года назад

      The Mystic Dragon he’ll handle it, I watched heathers when I was 11 and loved it then.

  • @rainbowrose2048
    @rainbowrose2048 4 года назад +20

    my inner theatre kid is laughing, crying, cringing, criticizing and confused all at the same time

  • @mmunk
    @mmunk 3 года назад +25

    Tommy- Dream sold the only thing I care about
    Also Tommy- I care about my fans
    Me- *There Can Be Only One*

  • @oldchannelnotused1
    @oldchannelnotused1 4 года назад +25

    remember, this all started because dream attacked wilbur after he made drugs in minecraft

    • @idkuhh655
      @idkuhh655 4 года назад

      @@dmon3745 no its all for discs

    • @someguy2008
      @someguy2008 4 года назад

      @@dmon3745 oh god your pfp-

  • @maru93-c1x
    @maru93-c1x 4 года назад +39

    Breaking News: British Men threatens to kill a blue duck after receiving disks from a Green Florida Man

    • @h0ll0w456
      @h0ll0w456 4 года назад

      Green Man lol lmao

  • @ggm7809
    @ggm7809 4 года назад +143

    Twitch viewer: "Hey I've already seen this!"
    RUclips frog: "What do you mean it's brand new!"

    • @tobio3926
      @tobio3926 4 года назад

      who even said that? we all know it's from twitch 🙄

    • @ggm7809
      @ggm7809 4 года назад +6

      tobio I mean it’s a meme of RUclips viewers of twitch streamers usually getting the same content much later than twitch viewers, such as a week or two old meme on twitch is then talked about in the RUclips comment section

    • @wws7284
      @wws7284 4 года назад +1

      @@tobio3926 We all know its from twitch but how many people actually watch the livestream? Usually youtube users get content like 2 weeks delay from the actual livestream.

    • @Collidez1
      @Collidez1 4 года назад +1

      I watched it from skeppy :P

    • @derpiegaming802
      @derpiegaming802 4 года назад

      Back to the future reference?

  • @patricialopez6455
    @patricialopez6455 3 года назад +6

    tommy and tubbos friendship is so wholesome wtf

  • @helloihavealongnameremembe7230
    @helloihavealongnameremembe7230 4 года назад +89

    Tbh The Dream SMP would me kinda boring without Tommy
    My Opinion 🙃

    • @kastillopan
      @kastillopan 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, ngl

    • @ultima35e
      @ultima35e 4 года назад +2

      Nah

    • @aprilwescott1829
      @aprilwescott1829 4 года назад +3

      I mean kinda cause he starts war

    • @msaocer
      @msaocer 4 года назад +3

      It would be more like hermitcraft, and hermitcraft is more serious

  • @tydboss
    @tydboss 4 года назад +28

    Motherinnit: i wish tommy would do shakespear instead of gaming
    Tommy when game: shakespear intensifies

  • @kaimemes
    @kaimemes 4 года назад +110

    “Yes we are using you how much clearer can it be”: You’re using me
    Comment section: Yes, we are using you, how much clearer can it be

  • @acaterpillargivingbirth
    @acaterpillargivingbirth 4 года назад +20

    Tommy at the beginning : I'm not doing Shakespeare, my base is the Nether !
    Also Tommy : *Introduces himself as Shakespeare*

  • @Felipe_Qualquer
    @Felipe_Qualquer 4 года назад +92

    At this point tommy isn’t even dying anymore, his skin just turned red-ish

  • @smoggless
    @smoggless 4 года назад +135

    Video comes out:
    Everyone: *typing intensifies*

    • @Tom06
      @Tom06 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @layalsaleh4103
      @layalsaleh4103 4 года назад +1

      @@cloudgamer3681 shut

    • @ctalon
      @ctalon 4 года назад

      shut

    • @seanandrews5329
      @seanandrews5329 4 года назад

      LOLOLOLOL 69 LIKES CONGRATULATIONS JOJO IS ThE BEST ANIME UWU OMG I LOVE JOJO UWU

  • @zaneae724
    @zaneae724 4 года назад +12

    09:31 "Thunder:Dream do u like me? ""Dream:Yes!"Oooo dream

  • @probablymitsu
    @probablymitsu 4 года назад +43

    Noone:
    Tubbo: Come do Shakespeare with us

    • @iNCO42
      @iNCO42 4 года назад +1

      U forgot fundy DDDDD:

  • @sophiaprzy
    @sophiaprzy 4 года назад +36

    My exact reaction to the title was “he sold tubbo you can sell people? OH HE MEANS THE DISCS”

    • @xarioharris14
      @xarioharris14 4 года назад +2

      This is one of the most underrated comments I’ve ever seen. Period.

  • @letti4285
    @letti4285 4 года назад +119

    Imagine not having the discs, smh my head.

    • @rsw3924
      @rsw3924 4 года назад +17

      Shake my head my head?

    • @rendrofye
      @rendrofye 4 года назад +12

      _shake my head my head_

    • @crescendo_8977
      @crescendo_8977 4 года назад +1

      That’s hilarious

    • @newstarrie
      @newstarrie 4 года назад +5

      Jumby shaking 🤬 my ✌️ head 👩🏻‍🦲 my 🥱 head 😝

    • @mirellapuurunen7708
      @mirellapuurunen7708 4 года назад

      Why is your name braid

  • @MattieBear
    @MattieBear 4 года назад +15

    Title: *the only thing I care about*
    Tubbo: *sad friendship noises*

  • @jasper8686
    @jasper8686 4 года назад +19

    Seems like the training of Big Q has worked.
    Because Skeppy has been ‘mugged’

  • @skipscrop
    @skipscrop 4 года назад +79

    Alternate title: tommy wearing a different shirt while arguing with a green blob man

  • @walsent9409
    @walsent9409 4 года назад +74

    Alternative title: kid loses mincraft CD and goes on murder spree

  • @aoi3999
    @aoi3999 3 года назад +6

    6:04 i love how tubbo just repeats tommy's last words, like ''last move!!' hes like tommy's little backup singer AWHHH. tubbo just always lightens the mood, idk what i'd do w/o him

  • @CheeseSpaghetti42
    @CheeseSpaghetti42 4 года назад +370

    Nobody:
    Tommy: making everyone’s day a billion times better

  • @plzhurry
    @plzhurry 4 года назад +64

    Tommy's goal: getting discs
    Dream's goal: burning them