Me watching this after proudly beating the boss for the first time using a homing quadruple large energy sphere wand with great stats and concentrated mana potions. "I know nought, other than that, that which I have just witnessed was the works of a true Alchemist."
my boy gettin' on the sauce across all dimensions- whether it's inclement weather, or he's chillin' in Finland. truly the best of lower-case "g" gamers.
thanks for inspiring me to get better with my footwork and pacifist running as long as i can. makes the game way different but i'm getting GOOD with tablet-fu, even though i play on steam deck
All hail the golden bean! Liked for smol boi also is there a possible spell breakdown from your perspective? so far the most unique ive seen in the noit community
The beam going wacko size was mainly a result of dividing the plasma beam widener modifier a lot of times, plasma beams don't do modifier related damage unless the base of the projectile hits, the beam extending out is like extra pmuch. But I try to keep a few frames of the wand states throughout the video where I'm moving stuff around that you can take a look at stuff. I've just played with everything a lot so I know how most of it is gonna interact until It starts getting big n complicated
so you've inspired me to try and get tiny to kill kolmi, and on the way i did get tiny to kill the pyramid boss and the bridge boss, but kolmi obliterated tiny, and tiny did no damage to kolmi. so just giving you a heads up kolmi's projectiles do significant damage to tiny
good morning
Good morning I give u beam what do u offer
@@RedRiotRoss one gram of uranium
i will eat your uranium we have a deal
No u
You know it’s a good spell when you need to be functionally immortal in order to safely cast it
Channeling the raw power of a dying neutron star can be a bit rough on the human body from what I understand.
"There's an enemy behind you!"
"Oh nvm i deleted it"
"The enemy?"
"Behind me"
good old "I cast fuck everything in that general direction"
Seconds later: "oh no, he reflected it"
showing this video to someone who has never played the game to melt their brain
Showing this to me CPU to melt it
I have no idea what I'm looking at loving every second of it!
I have 400+ runs and his wand still melts my brain partially
Lol nice
Bro slapped the Sädekivi into a spell slot...
The projectile at 22:26 has got to be one of the coolest you've made this run.
The more and more noit I watch the more I do and don’t understand what’s going on
Same with balatro
the deeper you go the more you see how fucking deep it is
A black hole of knowledge there’s no end and you’re just pulled in deeper and deeper
Me watching this after proudly beating the boss for the first time using a homing quadruple large energy sphere wand with great stats and concentrated mana potions. "I know nought, other than that, that which I have just witnessed was the works of a true Alchemist."
*steals ur wands*
The fact that you packed this all in a video under 30 minutes ling is a testament to your wizardry. New subscriber
All hail the golden bean?
This is the first video of yours I've seen. I've seen some crazy Noita wand builds but this was insane
I am truly free when I have an ambrosia generator.... somewhere...
Mans made the Kamehameha and the Spirit Bomb
I have no idea what the hell I just watched, all hail the golden beam!
I love the music style and the commercial breaks are nive every now and then!
i keep showing silly stuff I do in this game to a friend of mine to mindblow them, but you are the master of silliness
IM KIIIIII8ING
This was the most fun I've had watching noita probably ever, had to sub
there's a bunch out there on da noit playlist ruclips.net/video/f9gxqcEHy_k/видео.html
The hair.
All hail the master of Noit (and the golden beam)
Ah yes, the best counter to greed. Destroy all land on screen at any given moment
The land was threatening me
Honestly love these noita videos, they are so oddly relaxing to just watch sometimes, unlike the actual game which is like 24/7 stress
We have been blessed with noit to start our day!
15:31 I don’t know what exactly, but I know that something’s happening.
How do you even manage to build those kinds of "fuck up everyones day"-wands, all hail the golden beam
Let brain be free
That scream in the beginning clip of you dying got me, I've been cry laughing for like 10 minutes now
*"I CAST DYING NEUTRON STAR"*
Bomb rush cyberfunk music! Banger game. Also thank you smol boy.
ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN BEAM!!!
The Noit has appeared once again
Now that I've started playing the game, this makes even less sense to me
Our man has emerged from the cage of edit with this masterpiece
Shooting that plasma cross bolt at Big Steve was a brave, brave move.
all hail the golden bean
Love your content man from the music to editing gameplay, it's amazing!
All hail the golden beam!
1) Silly home screen :3
2) Ye gods, those crits!
3) May your beans be golden 👌
I love the wand you built with the bunch of rings of black holes that was essentially just "Destroy All Terrain Within 500 Yards"
nevermind i wasn't done watching
the one at 20:20 was leagues cooler
I strive to surpass your foolish expectations of tomfoolery
that's WEAK I AM TOMFOOLEREST
my boy gettin' on the sauce across all dimensions- whether it's inclement weather, or he's chillin' in Finland.
truly the best of lower-case "g" gamers.
Another glorious noit video that has rendered my peon brain to mush. I dont know whats happening 10/10
All heil the golden bean!
all hail the golden beam
All hail the golden beam‼️
0:32 the potions made half a trans flag pog
That was an insane wand at the end. All Hail the Golden Beam.
19:30 "Cero . . . Metralleta"
Every video you make of this game is proof I will never fully grasp it even by proxy.
oh yea, the golden beam! it always amazes me, how much noit there can be.
Please make a song list for ones you use in videos
Thank you for this Blessing Small Boi
sick neco arc wallpaper
even sicker beam
i approve
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That the artist if u lookin to acquire
this is making me irationally angry at how lucky your getting after my god run died lol
SKILL ISSUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE 😘
@@RedRiotRoss i hate how right you are bro 😭
thanks for inspiring me to get better with my footwork and pacifist running as long as i can. makes the game way different but i'm getting GOOD with tablet-fu, even though i play on steam deck
All hail the golden B E A N
Also cool death ray u made there
blessed be the golden beam, blessed be the almighty NOIT!!!
Ross somehow manages to make a Kamehameha blast in noita. The one true king
Feel like i had a fever dream after 10hour noita session. That means video's good
Red man makes beam and gets noited.
20:23 That's not how you're supposed to do the sun quest I think XD
The whiplash of nostalgia I got from 5 seconds of Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch OST at the start.
I assume u are as pictured, accept my pets sir dodo poogie
Ross casts WORLD ERASURE
My word that first shop was STACKED
Praise the beam, our one true savior
*Loki has entered the mountain*
this is the first time ive seen the like button glow when they said plz like and sub
19:32 I’m guessing that beam would’ve super mega killed you if you didn’t have ambrosia.
Hey Ross, good noit best beam
On a serious note, your videos always light my day up, thank you
beam
all hail that golden beam
holy shmountain, that first shop!
Gunner, enemy activity in general direction
Got it, removing general direction
Would have loved to see what that golden beam would have done to a boss. Given how the previous iterations went though, probably pure annihilation.
Very silly wands.
All hail the golden bean!
Liked for smol boi
also is there a possible spell breakdown from your perspective? so far the most unique ive seen in the noit community
The beam going wacko size was mainly a result of dividing the plasma beam widener modifier a lot of times, plasma beams don't do modifier related damage unless the base of the projectile hits, the beam extending out is like extra pmuch. But I try to keep a few frames of the wand states throughout the video where I'm moving stuff around that you can take a look at stuff. I've just played with everything a lot so I know how most of it is gonna interact until It starts getting big n complicated
@RedRiotRoss heck yeah, thank you for the knoitage
Amborbo
algoritmh please bless this man and his content
a noit a day keeps the bunger away (i love bungus)
ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN BEAR TRAP
All hail the golden bean!
"All hail the golden bean"?
Interesting.
🫡
Bigger Beam Bungus Bureau
The truth!
All hail the golden bean. (Yeah Im that cool)
all hail the golden bee
all hail the great beam.
This comment is brought to you by Bungus, now a subsidiary of Ambrosia Inc.
ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN BEAM!
actually insane luck on the finds
Ross is the best golden bean.
fungal shift whimsical
most normal ross wand
I'm gonna Noit!
“Take me into my zone”
Proceeds to not take you to the zone??? 7:40
Nothing was in da first eyeball but a sigma balls
All hail the Golden Bean! Still love your videos man.
so you've inspired me to try and get tiny to kill kolmi, and on the way i did get tiny to kill the pyramid boss and the bridge boss, but kolmi obliterated tiny, and tiny did no damage to kolmi. so just giving you a heads up kolmi's projectiles do significant damage to tiny
Tiny doesn't even eat kolmi 🥲
that first shop was disgusting
The Red Man is too good
What's the shop music from that you use at 1:12? I definitely know it from somewhere, but my brain just isn't connecting the dots.
It's from super Mario Odyssey, real good shop music 🫡 super cap shop
This man is getting dangerously Noiter by the second
All hail the golden beam ffs!
Where’s the cat full of soup?
When I am full
@@RedRiotRoss you are a pretty cool cat 😎
All hail the golden noit 🎉
We noit with this one
Babe, new redriotross Noit video
I love the bomb rush cyberfunk tunes paired with noit gameplay, have you ever played JSRF?