A Mummy, an Alien, and a BAD ENDING - Time Walker (1982)

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  • @FanboyFlicks
    @FanboyFlicks  2 года назад +142

    Shower in the MORNING

    • @Camaroofdeth
      @Camaroofdeth 2 года назад +7

      Team Morning!

    • @RussellCHall
      @RussellCHall 2 года назад +3

      Morning! (And after the gym any time of day)

    • @timfox6462
      @timfox6462 2 года назад

      Again, mid-day. (Posting in both because I can’t make up my mind.)

    • @natebetts9426
      @natebetts9426 2 года назад +4

      Morning showers! Why would I clean myself, then hop in bed where I'll sweat, and ruin my clean hair?

    • @Sonickrunch
      @Sonickrunch 2 года назад +1

      Shower in the morning though you've made me question everything!

  • @FanboyFlicks
    @FanboyFlicks  2 года назад +180

    Shower at NIGHT

    • @thanatweezer
      @thanatweezer 2 года назад +4

      Both... hi mark, from Thailand

    • @12345.......
      @12345....... 2 года назад

      Before bed, but perhaps again in the morning if the night terrors get to me

    • @ThePrikoki
      @ThePrikoki 2 года назад +7

      you are more likely to get dirty an sweat during the day so clean before entering the bed - clean sheets, and relaxed muscles

    • @DariaMorgandoffer
      @DariaMorgandoffer 2 года назад +5

      Both...

    • @s3nd3r5
      @s3nd3r5 2 года назад +2

      I used to be a morning shower-er. But I switched to night time once I started working from home. This opens up some time in the AM for either extra sleep or some relaxation before starting work.

  • @roccov1972
    @roccov1972 2 года назад +404

    I'm a bit disappointed to find no Poll for the whole "Shower in the Day vs. Night" thing. Come on Mark! Everyone knows that it's your Poll that keeps us coming back here.

    • @trishadockery6177
      @trishadockery6177 2 года назад +56

      I went into the comments to look for it. I shower at night.

    • @robbiestarrr9166
      @robbiestarrr9166 2 года назад +19

      @@trishadockery6177 i do both

    • @slipspace8303
      @slipspace8303 2 года назад +21

      Yeah, where is the poll. I was gonna vote shower before bed, so disappointed Mark!!!

    • @mattmccomas1
      @mattmccomas1 2 года назад +30

      Night shower FTW! I like to go bed clean thank you very much. I don't get you people that "need a shower to wake up in the mourning". Um. It's called caffeine! Or cocaine!

    • @trishadockery6177
      @trishadockery6177 2 года назад +10

      @@robbiestarrr9166 my brother dose both. I think it’s wasteful. We live in ga and during droughts I can’t water my flowers but my brother still be taking 2 showers:(

  • @whitney3247
    @whitney3247 2 года назад +99

    “Slow night, have a couple of beers…steal a mummy.” Typical Friday night for many of us in our early 20’s.

  • @RobbieSkyeHamilton
    @RobbieSkyeHamilton 2 года назад +250

    My takeaway from this episode is that Mark’s kink is ancient Egyptian mummies

    • @xamian2
      @xamian2 2 года назад +29

      Some people are just Mummy's Boys. Don't shame him! :-)

    • @jazzabighits4473
      @jazzabighits4473 2 года назад +8

      I read this before watching the video and laughed hard

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 2 года назад +4

      Egyptian mommies pretty cool

    • @danbasford7456
      @danbasford7456 2 года назад

      So...is it MILF (Mummy I'd Like to F---k) or AEMILF (Ancient Egyptian Mummy I'd Like to F--k)?
      Inquiring minds want to know. Don't leave me hanging. 🤔

    • @printisdead1983
      @printisdead1983 2 года назад +6

      When you get wrapped up head to toe in ace bandages ...all your anxiety goes out the window like a weighted blanket...so performance anxiety isnt an issue amymore....its genius...also the mummy is a metaphor for family....its a film about family....

  • @mandyhp
    @mandyhp 2 года назад +38

    "Mummy goes around snatching the balls off people" Best line yet.

    • @futurepig
      @futurepig Месяц назад +2

      That could be the plot for a better movie too

  • @Psilocybin77
    @Psilocybin77 2 года назад +78

    Holy Crap. This movie reappeared after many years. I've thought about this movie a lot since I was a kid. The video cover would haunt me on the shelves of the video store, and we eventually watched it. It genuinely terrified me, and has haunted me for years and I've never known what it was called. That is so weird how a dumb movie can have that kind of effect on a young mind.

    • @mattjohnson8585
      @mattjohnson8585 2 года назад +5

      Same. The difference in emotion after watching it again some 20 years later couldn't be more drastic.

    • @puppiesarepower3682
      @puppiesarepower3682 2 года назад +2

      I don't blame you. As a kid I considered Superman IV superior to Superman the Movie. LoL!

    • @mattkaustickomments
      @mattkaustickomments Год назад +3

      The little fetish doll with the knife chasing the woman from Trilogy of Terror did my head in as a kid and stuck with me for years. The cure: I found it on YT and watched it. It looks totally comical now!

  • @JerryD9000
    @JerryD9000 2 года назад +125

    ..gotta say, your continuous background music during the review is genius. For a few reasons...suits the series perfectly. 👍

    • @mariadocarmosobreira8323
      @mariadocarmosobreira8323 2 года назад +7

      Doesn't it? It's just perfect! I think it's Mark in musical format.

    • @1bottlejackdaniels
      @1bottlejackdaniels 2 года назад +10

      Mark mentioned in one of his early videos that he was inspired by the animated TV series "Ren and Stimpy show".

    • @imaspoon4522
      @imaspoon4522 2 года назад +6

      @@1bottlejackdaniels That makes so much sense. I love it.

    • @JerryD9000
      @JerryD9000 2 года назад +3

      Its effect is most noticeable when it stops to let an actual clip of the movie play, and no matter how intense, strange, ridiculous or violent that clip is, when Mark shows back up and the music continues, it brings you right back to the spirit of the review, and Mark's whole vibe. Really keeps the flow of the entire video going. It's a brilliant addition. Primm's hood cinema has a similar style that is just as effective.

    • @MelkorPT
      @MelkorPT 2 года назад +2

      He looks like Charlie.

  • @wildman2012
    @wildman2012 2 года назад +80

    I think it's cool how an overhead projector can double as an X-ray machine!

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo 2 года назад +5

      No thyroid protector??No lead wall??Talking about invisible cursing menaces

    • @jlarrybrewer1149
      @jlarrybrewer1149 2 года назад +4

      I thought it was amazing how they could take X-rays without putting film under the object being x-rayed. That’s some Star Trek level tech

    • @burtknighten1873
      @burtknighten1873 2 года назад +1

      @@jlarrybrewer1149 mummies were all entombed on top of xray plates

    • @jlarrybrewer1149
      @jlarrybrewer1149 2 года назад

      @@burtknighten1873 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bambam6488
    @bambam6488 2 года назад +23

    This show has given me so much entertainment lately, when I'm feeling bad Mark always cheers me up.

  • @imaspoon4522
    @imaspoon4522 2 года назад +21

    A Mark video is like when you're having a late night craving for something sweet, and you think, But I have nothing, haven't bought groceries for days--and then you remember that ice cream sammich in the freezer. And it really is delicious.

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 2 года назад +10

    "Hey Pete, I was a frat man, I know what it's like. Slow night. Nothing to do. Have a couple of beers."
    "Steal a mummy."
    Solid line of argument.

  • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
    @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin 2 года назад +33

    Love the poured concrete lining the sarcophagus. Those ancient Egyptians were so far ahead of the times.
    Edit: and the embedded stainless steel eye-hooks 😆

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 года назад +4

      Hey, Roman concrete at its best was better than modern concrete! So maybe the Egyptians anticipated the Romans?

    • @NathanTarantlawriter
      @NathanTarantlawriter Год назад +2

      They were masters of the craft.

    • @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
      @whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Год назад +2

      @@markiangooley Coliseum?? What’s a coliseum? There’s a 50 year old house up the street from me with entirely perished concrete! Built to last, yep! 😉🤣

  • @soosquatch4236
    @soosquatch4236 2 года назад +21

    I've seen this as Being From Another Planet on MST3K... I never realized how much had been cut from the original movie. I love your take on things! I felt very much the same way. Also, I shower in the morning. Otherwise you have to do the hair twice

    • @chibikim77
      @chibikim77 2 года назад +5

      Glad to see so many MSTIES here!

    • @soosquatch4236
      @soosquatch4236 2 года назад +5

      @@chibikim77 I literally fall asleep to an MST3K episode every night. My current favorite is The Incredible Melting Man.

    • @DerekPower
      @DerekPower 2 года назад +3

      When GaryInMotion still existed, the full version was up

  • @Mario_Angel_Medina
    @Mario_Angel_Medina 2 года назад +10

    Remember two or three years ago, when an strange liquid started to ooze out of an ancient sarcophagous or crypt and people on the internet started wondering what that substance would taste like? This movie just reminded me of that

  • @nicks1451
    @nicks1451 2 года назад +12

    When the mummy peeped through the window all I could think about was Animal House, like the mummy just hopping up and down on a ladder, then turning to the camera and giving us a goofy mummy smile.

  • @keenkingjames
    @keenkingjames 2 года назад +12

    Whew. Thank you mark. So glad you cleared up that you’re down for retro swinging but not necro swinging.

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 2 года назад +18

    Fun fact: Stanley was played by Warrington Gillette, who also played Jason in Friday the 13th part 2.

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 2 года назад +21

    I told both the arresting officer AND the judge the whole 'it's a tomb and finders keepers' thing, but they said it's still grave robbing when you are doing it at the city cemetery.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 2 года назад +2

      It's political correctness gone mad!

    • @011keepers
      @011keepers 2 года назад +1

      I have once heard that the timeline is 500 years, less than grave robbing more than archeology

  • @Esl1999
    @Esl1999 2 года назад +51

    Haven’t seen this in almost forty years. Totally forgot it even existed. Basically excavating my brain for deep dark cursed movies.

    • @Psilocybin77
      @Psilocybin77 2 года назад +3

      It is so strange how a movie can resurface after so many years. This movie, while obviously stupid, scared the hell out of me when I was very young, to the point where I still think about it from time to time. I'd forgotten the name of the movie, but I distinctly remember the box art. It's a bizarre feeling seeing this again.

  • @brianponcelet3529
    @brianponcelet3529 2 года назад +9

    You rock! Years ago we invited friends over for the evening…and went to the video store and asked for the shittiest movies. We were not disappointed!

  • @auronsin69
    @auronsin69 2 года назад +19

    I love that I discovered your channel by chance, and I haven't stopped laughing since. 😆 This guy is hilarious.

  • @bryanchalker
    @bryanchalker 2 года назад +13

    Freakin' love the MST3K version ("Being from Another Planet"). I remember wanting to see the movie as a kid when it came to theaters. So glad I didn't, as it would have been a sad memory if I'd watched it. I have to say, though, the story could have been made into a pretty cool film. The basic story is unique and interesting enough to do something with. It was the execution that was so bad. I could see it being worth looking at doing a proper reboot, imo.

  • @baconpicker123
    @baconpicker123 2 года назад +4

    “I’m just dying to know what the texture feels like UGHH” ahhahahahahaha made me cackle like a witch

  • @chrissavage5298
    @chrissavage5298 2 года назад +4

    "It's been a rough couple of days, and.... I'm in, kind of a mood.."
    I've never related more to a RUclipsr

  • @Ulrican414
    @Ulrican414 2 года назад +35

    I found your channel yesterday and I love it so much. I have been binge watching so many videos. You introducing yourself to the movies is so great!

    • @powerglover2021
      @powerglover2021 2 года назад +5

      It's a great channel to binge watch. For sure!

    • @finchii
      @finchii 2 года назад +6

      Welcome to the channel! Ive been watching for over 6 years, happy to see new people watching great content!

    • @fredlfesl6026
      @fredlfesl6026 2 года назад +6

      Tell your friends about Mark. This channel deserves so many more subs.

    • @mariadocarmosobreira8323
      @mariadocarmosobreira8323 2 года назад +2

      It's great to see Mark attracting new viewers! He deserves it. Oh, hi Mark!

    • @MidniteMeatBus
      @MidniteMeatBus 2 года назад +2

      ​@@fredlfesl6026 agreed. and all the friends I have told ended up getting addicted to the channel lol.

  • @nozoto
    @nozoto 2 года назад +4

    4:55 I think you're into a great movie idea with your "blessing from ancient Egypt" rant, Mark.
    Here is what I propose as a pitch:
    A very talented but rookie Egyptologist uncovers the tomb of a forgotten princess. As he tries to decypher the cartouche on the sarcophagus revealing her name, he misreads it and unwillingly recites a long forgotten sorcery spell instead. This resurrects the princess, restoring her outside appearance in the process. His feverish passion for the discipline made the magic possible. They then meet during a night and he gradually falls in love with her as they spend time together, in the kind of poetically pure but morbid relationship you'd see in a Tim Burton movie. But she had her innards removed during mummification, which makes her suffer with unbearable phantom pain every once in a while. The egyptologist has not only to deal with guilt about it, but work on a way to send her to the afterlife. Indeed, he's running against the clock: soon, his visa expires and his nosy and coldly scientific colleagues are dangerously close to find the truth out...

  • @BGNOLA
    @BGNOLA 2 года назад +39

    You know "Doug" is an 80s college professor because he has those leather elbow patches on his jacket.

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 2 года назад +2

      I went to college in 2007 and had professors wearing leather elbow patches on tweed jackets. It's timeless and basically a requirement once they acquire tenure. Thanks to The Simpsons I instantly knew who was a professor. Of course, there was also a guy who had tweed elbow patches on a leather jacket.

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 2 года назад

      @@timtheskeptic1147 I think I remember it being referenced in 80s National Lampoon

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 2 года назад +1

      ​@@BGNOLA I have no clue wear it first came from. It's really one of those "life imitating art/vice versa" quandaries, isn't it?

    • @Blutteufel
      @Blutteufel Год назад +1

      @@timtheskeptic1147 No, you millennial dunce. They do that because they spend so much time working at a desk that the elbows on their sleeves get worn through fairly quickly from friction.

    • @HughAverageHomoMan
      @HughAverageHomoMan Год назад

      @@Blutteufel lmao no one asked

  • @pong86r
    @pong86r 2 года назад +10

    Thanks to Samurai Cop and Rifftrax, any form of someone yelling "SHOOT 'EM!" or "SHOOT!" followed immediately by the person obviously firing their weapon, is instantly hilarious!

  • @paradox_nova3695
    @paradox_nova3695 2 года назад +4

    "im still trying to figure out if this guys eyebrows are real? I mean seriously look at those things, forget a comb you gotta brush those in the morning like you need to use conditioner in the shower 🚿 on those to prevent knots & tangles".... looks dead serious into the camara like if Mark had just seen a ghost or something that'll haunt him the rest of his life 🤣🤣🤣
    Im happy there are more videos to watch, hopefully more coming soon, loves these. Keep up the great work Mark!! 👍

  • @triggeredcat120
    @triggeredcat120 2 года назад +4

    "Hey guys welcome back, TOOOOOO the show!"
    I love that so much.

  • @101mylo
    @101mylo 2 года назад +12

    Please never stop editing yourself into these movies 😭

  • @chillproduction7142
    @chillproduction7142 2 года назад +3

    Thank fucking god you finally uploaded again! I’m like a pothead, scrapping the resin of old videos out of my pipe to try to feel something and then here you are! The new 1/8th bag that just fell in my lap! Hurray!!!!!

  • @timtheskeptic1147
    @timtheskeptic1147 2 года назад +21

    It's just Scruffy's lot in life that nobody really notices him until he's gone.
    Fire him if you dare, because nobody else knows how to fix the boiling terlets.

  • @Nikki_the_G
    @Nikki_the_G 2 года назад +7

    Today I realized how happy I am every time I see you've uploaded and joined your Patreon, keep up the great work, I know how hard this is to do when you have a full-time job. :)

  • @TimmmTim
    @TimmmTim 2 года назад +9

    Excellent episode yet again! I feel like Mark that cool friend that I wish to have but never had :( also that ending music is so retro and so cool

  • @deathraygonzo6339
    @deathraygonzo6339 2 года назад +3

    15:54 My checklist is:
    Undress if you feel like it.
    Try not the think about our own mortality and/or something stupid I said or did 20 years ago.
    Eventually fall asleep with my demons.

  • @michaelaurban4120
    @michaelaurban4120 2 года назад +28

    OMG I saw this horrid movie one boring day, and I thought it was a fever dream 😂! Did it even exist? Apparently so, and Mark found it! I love it 😅! Keep up the good work sir, this is one of your funniest reviews yet!

    • @joeboo8626
      @joeboo8626 2 года назад +4

      Saw this almost 40 years ago and questioned whether or not it existed. Turns out we weren't missing much.

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant402 2 года назад +50

    Even without the film's second title I probably would have easily figured out what the mummy truly was. Ah right I saw the MST3K one where I don't believe it showed shots of space. Yeah pretty damn obvious from the start.

    • @999apeman
      @999apeman 2 года назад +4

      MST3K/Svengoolie are the only watchable versions of the film. There's very little horror tension throughout and the college framing story feels like Animal House. Really doesn't work for a horror movie.

    • @Darusamon
      @Darusamon 2 года назад +6

      If this movie's Ben Murphy had been the same one from "Riding With Death", the day would have been saved in no time.

  • @LucasSideris
    @LucasSideris 2 года назад +2

    My theory is that Neil Breene watched this movie at some point. Since then, he is trying to portray Parker on his own alien/monster/hacker/all-the-virtual-realities adventures.

  • @fanboyhex1555
    @fanboyhex1555 2 года назад +4

    I remember watching this movie at my parents video store way back in the day... this movie scared the crap out of me, then I freaked out when I saw it on MST3K, and then I freaked out now when I saw this movie being reviewed by Mark. 😆

  • @deadpan80
    @deadpan80 2 года назад +2

    I remember them showing this on a local station one Sunday afternoon when I was a kid. I remember it freaking me out… which now that I say that out loud is another memory of my childhood I instantly regret admitting

  • @TannerHartgrove
    @TannerHartgrove 2 года назад +13

    Honestly, you just KEEP up-ing your comedy game. It’s so great. I would gladly pay to see you do stand up, for real. And I bet I’m not your only fan who shares that sentiment. Ever considered it? (I mean, I know you’ve mentioned being involved with improvisational stuff, but what about a stand up-set???)

  • @jefe2112
    @jefe2112 2 года назад +2

    Oh wow! I remember this movie. My friend's dad, who allowed us to watch movies probably not quite appropriate for our age, showed it to us. It scared the crap out of me

  • @IchNachtLiebe
    @IchNachtLiebe 2 года назад +7

    For the "Who showers at night and who showers in the morning" question I felt disappointed a third option wasn't available: annoy people to no end until they spit at you then shower in the consequences of their hatred..... seems 1960s horror movie normal to me.

  • @michellen.780
    @michellen.780 2 года назад +3

    Ah yes, this movie. Featured in season 4 episode 5 of MST3k under the alternate title "Being From Another Planet".
    It looks like a restored version of the film itself is available now, which I will have to watch, as the MST3k episode is pretty low quality in terms of resolution. Also, it looks like the MST3k version was heavily edited (as they usually do to fit censors and time slots) so seeing the complete film will be a treat, I'm sure.
    Thanks for covering this one, Mark, and I can't help but agree with the Bots with their "this movie SUUUUCKS" chorus over the end credits.

  • @Great_White_Shork
    @Great_White_Shork 2 года назад +3

    Shower before bed. Don't want the day's fungus to get all over my bed.

  • @beowulf1417
    @beowulf1417 2 года назад +2

    Holy Infinite Chapters, Batman!
    Also, you've probably got a million films lined up for videos but one more to potentially consider, Robo Warriors from 1996; it's got James Remar, awkward narration, giant piloted robots & the main character's family somehow still living in a perfectly normal modern house with all the amenities despite it being set in a dark, bleak dystopian future under "tyrannical" alien control.

  • @toddpeterson5904
    @toddpeterson5904 2 года назад +29

    +1 for a Ben Murphy movie. He did a bunch of fun cheesy b-movies

  • @josephgrimminck6855
    @josephgrimminck6855 Год назад +1

    Mark really brings these movies to life Cheers to the down to earth commentary XD

  • @neoream3606
    @neoream3606 2 года назад +3

    All his videos are getting so professional looking. I'm very impressed.

  • @williamjames2941
    @williamjames2941 2 года назад +2

    Mark, you're hilarious! The next time someone breaks into my home while I'm showering, I am totally stealing that line!

  • @wildman2012
    @wildman2012 2 года назад +3

    The Ace Hardware eye-bolt fasteners on the sarcaphagous was a nice touch!

  • @theaccountcreated8962
    @theaccountcreated8962 2 года назад +2

    I saw this on TV when I was a kid and it scared me, but I always thought it was so strange because the mummy had feet but rolled, or floated, everywhere.

  • @angrycandy5441
    @angrycandy5441 2 года назад +3

    That was the best "TO" that we've had in a while, nice job.

  • @phillyvaynemoviereviews9986
    @phillyvaynemoviereviews9986 2 года назад +2

    so glad you finally got to see this crystal ball of a movie....awesome review ... so weird yet so funny, i loved the one guys enunciation at 17:03

  • @mattbaker7305
    @mattbaker7305 2 года назад +3

    Found your channel recently and I've been consuming your content in such a way that my social life is taking a dive. Or would. If I had one. If I wanted one.

  • @allsportnj
    @allsportnj 2 года назад +1

    Saw this in the theater when I was a kid. I loved it and it always stuck with me. Took me years to find a copy. Still enjoy it to this day. :)

  • @chibikim77
    @chibikim77 2 года назад +3

    I remember seeing this on MST3k but it was called "Being From Another Planet" by Film Ventures International. And yeah, Joel and the bot were stupefied by the ending as well.

  • @penroc3
    @penroc3 2 года назад

    this movie scarred me as a child and i called it the fungus mummy and my dad would torment me with the idea of the fungus mummy.......im 37 so finding this randomly is so cathartic seeing how silly it is.....thank you for saying the fungus mummy......a true hero.

  • @dreams.of.dyeing
    @dreams.of.dyeing 2 года назад +3

    I'm already 3 minutes in and you've made my gloomy Sunday so much better.. thank you good sir!!

  • @veteranredbeard6222
    @veteranredbeard6222 2 года назад +2

    everyone is so hyped for the new MCU movie, meanwhile I'm loving watching reviews of bad old movies.

  • @letsgetdangerous1925
    @letsgetdangerous1925 2 года назад +4

    Shower at night. You get to sleep clean. And honestly, waking up is hard enough. The thought of waking up before work or something, doing that demanding task, then turning off the water to try to dry off before freezing to death is horrible.
    Psycopaths shower in the morning.

    • @maxtew6521
      @maxtew6521 2 года назад

      I also like how clean it keeps my sheets.

  • @sockmonkey22
    @sockmonkey22 Год назад

    “Why aren’t there ever friendly mummies? After 3,000 years you can’t give it a rest?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (slight paraphrase)

  • @jesterdk
    @jesterdk 2 года назад +7

    Never heard of this one before. :O
    Fun video as always though! The rambling on about curses just amused me more the longer you went, too. Hahaha

  • @maxlvmort
    @maxlvmort 2 года назад +2

    11:33 Fun fact, the actor that played that Stanley guy who popped up out of nowhere, Warrington Gillette, originally played Jason Vorhees in Friday the 13th Part 2, but quick after just 2 weeks

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 2 года назад +4

    I shower in the morning to get a fresh start on an exiting new day.
    Then shower in the evening when I get home to wash the damn day off of me.

  • @mattjohnson8585
    @mattjohnson8585 2 года назад +1

    :o you did it! You reviewed a movie I think I remember suggesting once a year ago!
    This flick scared the PISS out of me when I first saw it, probably when I was around 7 or 8 years old. I watched it again 20 years later, and the only thing going through my head the whole time was 'this is dumb.'

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 2 года назад +45

    This movie has huge leaps in logic, really. How are we supposed to accept that scientists just randomly touch green mushy goo in some sarcophagus, but no-one takes a jab at the eyebrows of that cop guy at 9:45? Suspension of disbelief broken, man.

    • @NatureFactsDesk
      @NatureFactsDesk 2 года назад +4

      It just hurt when those guys, those grown-up adult scientists guys touched the unknown green fungus in an old sarcophagus...
      Also, two things I gotta find out about this movie are if the eyebrows on that cop are real and ytf did this movie not get continued.

    • @leetri
      @leetri 2 года назад

      @@NatureFactsDesk I can kinda excuse them touching the fungus since there only exists a single species of fungus on Earth that can be dangerous to touch, so most people wouldn't think it would be dangerous. It's not as offensive as in Prometheus where the scientist tries to touch the face of an alien that clearly looks a LOT like an aggravated cobra. You need to be a special kind of stupid to reach out towards an angry snake.

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 2 года назад +2

      Where's the Alien from?
      Why was he(or whatever) entombed in ancient Egypt?
      Why did the mold junk look like Oatmeal & green food coloring?
      Why was that dude whose hand got slimmed so pathologically skinny? C'mon man he must be a bad dude Alien, nah?
      Oh craps!
      I wonder if the Mummy Alien was conscious when he was mummified?
      Wow! I'm seeing trails....on everything! The colors are so colorful! Wow we wow! I can smell colors and time.

    • @011keepers
      @011keepers 2 года назад +3

      @@stephenpmurphy591 It was from teh TV show You Cant DO That On Television, the Nickelodeon Green Slime

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 2 года назад +1

      @@011keepers Ouch!
      Good one!

  • @Chrisjustice11
    @Chrisjustice11 2 года назад

    My favourite channel and my favourite DJ combined. What a time to be alive!

  • @TravisBierwagen
    @TravisBierwagen 2 года назад +5

    The father of my childhood best friend was on the production crew for this movie. He showed us the movie once. A couple of years later it was on MST3K. My buddy was kind of pissed off that they were mocking his "dad's movie". I thought it was the highest honor possible... until today.

  • @mirandawesley7466
    @mirandawesley7466 2 года назад +2

    Mark the reverse side of curses are blessings. That’s what they’re called 🤣

  • @FeastForThought
    @FeastForThought 2 года назад +59

    A Skeleton-Swinger-Party?
    I'm very proud of you for not making a Boner-joke, this is why I subscribed to this channel lol

    • @TheBlueB0mber
      @TheBlueB0mber 2 года назад +4

      All aboard the bone train! 🚂🦴🦴🦴

    • @elliewuzzup7689
      @elliewuzzup7689 2 года назад +3

      I'm sure it took all of his will-power! 😂

    • @motoarch
      @motoarch 2 года назад +1

      But are they DTF?

    • @kaaronhudson8112
      @kaaronhudson8112 2 года назад

      Cinema sins, 😩😩

  • @NinjaTroll137
    @NinjaTroll137 2 года назад +1

    This has become all I get excited for any more.
    Weird Movies With Mark, and trolling RUclips.
    Living the life, y'all!
    💯

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 2 года назад +3

    Fun fact, poor Parker is such a non-character, the actor playing him is called Bob Random. He is literally a random NPC.

  • @robertstuart480
    @robertstuart480 2 года назад +1

    Dude! I've been trying to find this movie for years! I remembered "glowy killer mummy thing" from running cable as a kid. I can mark this off the list!

  • @4dbullshitpatroll6
    @4dbullshitpatroll6 2 года назад +3

    Lately the trend is that the characters usually have to break a stature that happens to be hollow inside and the evil spirit is released after thousands of years and it gets hectic. It's a combo cliche between opening esophagus's and genie bottles. I've noticed it. Expect to see more of it. There is nothing original in bad movies except the plot holes.

  • @wallyman292
    @wallyman292 2 года назад +1

    Couldn't figure out where I remembered the main protagonist from. Turns out he played "Kid" Curry in "Alias Smith and Jones", which was a favorite of mine back when I was but a wee tyke of 6 or 7. Yeah, yeah. . . Ben Murphy's been in a lot of other, more recent shows, but the feelings of nostalgia I got tells me it was that show that I recall him from.
    And oh yeah, only people messed up in the head shower before bed rather than in the morning. That is, unless you spent the day sweating your ass off or something anyways, in which case it makes sense. . .

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 2 года назад +3

    Loving your cameos especially your wig game :)

  • @sensualchocolate4928
    @sensualchocolate4928 2 года назад +1

    Awesome simply awesome. By far the best review show I've seen on RUclips. From production to delivery I enjoy this channel immensely.

  • @guida-walker-channel
    @guida-walker-channel 2 года назад +7

    I knew this movie would get Mark really worked up, lol, and I was wondering when he would get to it. Glad he finally did. I always thought it had the ultimate definition of a cop out ending and that's what makes it so infuriating. Anyway, the review was really fun and super entertaining. Thanks, Mark - it was certainly worth the wait!

  • @basilbaby7678
    @basilbaby7678 2 года назад

    I had one of those prismatic balls when I was a kid. Every kiosk, inside every mall, during the mid-eighties sold those dangly trinkets. I suspect that’s where they bought their “props” on that budget.

  • @davem7943
    @davem7943 2 года назад +3

    It is a Good day when you drop your videos. Thank you Mark you ROCK

  • @YTWanderer
    @YTWanderer 2 года назад +1

    The acting /dubbing 17:03
    PRICELESS 🙏

  • @sammarithinang_pannarith
    @sammarithinang_pannarith 2 года назад +5

    I’m more interested with your ancient beetle idea. As my imagination serves me, which should be accurate enough to history, this should give you superhuman beetle powers. I don’t mean the powers to start a very successful band, where you eventually break up, and everyone blame it on Yoko Ono, which I for one will. I mean the powers to blindly fly into people and things, fall to the floor, and still recover to fly into other things, as an ability unheard by any human in history, to save the planet somehow. Idk. Something like that, or better. I’m not a writer. I’m just a guy that loves good entertainment.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 2 года назад +1

      That's pretty much Blue Beetle from DC Comics.

  • @Vrikrar
    @Vrikrar 2 года назад +1

    I used to have a job that was basically sorting all the weird old shit farmers found in their barn.
    Potentially very hazardous weird old shit, like pesticides that have sat in old jars for the last 60 years.
    Long story short I was always getting in trouble because my first instinct whenever someone handed me something was to smell it, which could have been very dangerous depending on the substance.
    So i understand those fungus touchers.

  • @tlibber
    @tlibber 2 года назад +4

    Mark, this one was hysterical...again. I actually SAW this POS in 1982 when I was 12. This brought back some bad memories with tons of laughter!
    P.S. Shower in the morning

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 2 года назад +1

    "Nothing can stop it, not even time"
    Well, the studio did stopped it to be continued

  • @Mr.Smiley_J
    @Mr.Smiley_J 2 года назад +4

    Though I don't know the exact reason why everyone's tombs are cursed, I can think of a few reasons. That tomb was supposed to be that guy's eternal resting place, or at least his physical vessel's home, all of his treasures for the next life are there with him, he doesn't want to be disturbed or robbed. Not only do people take his treasures, they removed his body and sarcophagus from it's resting place to put on display for people to prod, disect, and put in a museum where he can never have peace again...CURSE!

  • @Souredsoup
    @Souredsoup 2 года назад +1

    HOLY CHIT! I remember watching this as a kid (don't @my age, lol) and I occasionally think about this movie to this day, but could never remember it's name!! Thanks for reminding me Mark!
    I also had the exact same response to the 'To Be Continued...' ending.

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 2 года назад +29

    Cheers Mark. Great Show. I was half expecting "Lifeforce". I am so glad it is Tim Walker. Tim and I worked together during...
    What? Time. Time Walker? Oh crap, this is a terrible Movie. Which is wonderful, because we get this Fantastic Review.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 2 года назад +4

      "Time Waster" as Dark Corners Reviews called it...

    • @tomsenior7405
      @tomsenior7405 2 года назад +3

      @@andrewgwilliam4831 Quality. Wish I had thought of that. Dark Corners were on the ball with that one.

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones 2 года назад +1

      @@tomsenior7405 This review couldn't have been about "Lifeforce," because that's actually a good film!

    • @tomsenior7405
      @tomsenior7405 2 года назад

      @@Fluoride_Jones Sweet.

  • @eduardopena5893
    @eduardopena5893 2 года назад +1

    I saw this movie a long time ago when I was a kid. Must've been a late night movie on UHF or something. I only remember the green stuff and the guy transforming.

  • @deyan10
    @deyan10 2 года назад +3

    Great video as always Mark. GG and thanks for the content!

  • @wellwell7950
    @wellwell7950 2 года назад +2

    8:42 more like deadpan...
    I'll let myself out

  • @july24pictures
    @july24pictures 2 года назад +11

    Mark should review the Creepshow trilogy
    Creepshow: one of the greatest movies ever made
    Creepshow 2: Meh, enjoyable as a cult classic
    Creepshow 3: FUCK THAT MOVIE
    Creepshow Tv Series: All Hail Shudder!

  • @Fatamorgana420
    @Fatamorgana420 2 года назад +1

    I've never seen eyebrows that look like they're sliding down to the side like that. That's incredible.

  • @coffeegator6033
    @coffeegator6033 2 года назад +4

    "It's funnier if the skeletons are having sex" is one of the best things I've ever heard lol

  • @TemperedMedia
    @TemperedMedia 2 года назад

    By obligation of my line of work, I shower in the evening/before bed. As much as I would like to be a "shower in the morning" type to freshen up, a shower can be relaxing too (especially for sore muscles).
    I hope you have better days ahead, Mark. For all the laughter you've given us, you deserve it.

    • @TemperedMedia
      @TemperedMedia 2 года назад

      "It just kinda happened" TWSS
      As far as this movie goes, that is a really tragic ending. Sure, the film was pretty flawed. But the core concept had a lot of potential to be a great film if it had been properly cooked. As it is, we are left with a far too lean wedge of uncooked beef.

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 2 года назад +4

    I think the movie would have gotten better reviews if people had realized that this was actually based on a true story.

  • @barry-allenthe-flash8396
    @barry-allenthe-flash8396 2 года назад

    "It pulled the rug out, and then _didn't_ replace it with another rug!"
    Holy sh**, I love this expression so much! lol 😄😄😄

    • @BGNOLA
      @BGNOLA 2 года назад +1

      A Monster a Go Go move.