When a Human Target Terrified the Galaxy’s Deadliest Assassin | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- When a Human Target Terrified the Galaxy’s Deadliest Assassin | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story
Dive into a hilarious sci-fi adventure that turns the "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" (HFY) genre on its head! This captivating tale follows Xlik'thar the Annihilator, the galaxy's most feared assassin, as he confronts his toughest target yet: an ordinary human named Dave Johnson.
In this epic story of interstellar misunderstanding, witness the collision of advanced alien culture with the baffling, often absurd realities of human life. From the soul-crushing tedium of the DMV to the inexplicable human ability to find humor in the face of certain death, Xlik'thar's mission quickly spirals into a comedy of errors that will leave you in stitches.
Key highlights of this uproarious narrative include:
The DMV as an unintentional psychological warfare facility
The terrifying human ritual of "taking a selfie" with potential killers
Coffee addiction as a superpower
Social media fame as an interstellar defense mechanism
The unexpected diplomacy skills of elderly neighbors
As Xlik'thar grapples with the chaos that is everyday human existence, he begins to question everything he thought he knew about the universe. Will he complete his mission, or will the sheer weirdness of humanity prove too much for even the galaxy's deadliest assassin?
This story isn't just a laugh-out-loud comedy; it's a witty exploration of human nature and our unique place in the cosmos. It celebrates the very qualities that might make us seem insignificant on a galactic scale - our imperfections, our illogical behaviors, and our stubborn resilience - and turns them into our greatest strengths.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," Terry Pratchett's brand of satirical fantasy, and the human-centric optimism of "Star Trek," this tale will appeal to sci-fi enthusiasts, comedy lovers, and anyone who's ever felt like an alien while waiting in line at the DMV.
So sit back, grab your ridiculously complex coffee order, and prepare for a journey that will make you laugh, think, and feel proudly human in all your glorious absurdity. After all, in a universe full of advanced civilizations and cosmic horrors, sometimes being too weird to kill is the best superpower of all.
Don't miss this epic tale of interstellar misadventure, cultural clashes, and the triumph of human weirdness over galactic assassins. Like, comment, and subscribe for more out-of-this-world content!
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As a DMV employee, i resemble these remarks!!!!!!
(LOL)
GOD HELP THE ALIENS!!!!!
he has dealt with .... bureaucracy
Soon as I heard DMV, I knew this was going to be a good story
The DMV is probably the worst place on earth 😂
16:23
Even the AI narrator had to quit halfway to escape the DMV horrors.
Unpredictable and Funny. . . . .First time I've found this nuance of Humor since the old "Mad Magazine". . . it could be a Monty Python Sketch.
Or the Pink Panther.
ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE HUMOR 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👋👋👍👋👋👋
Bro, when he starts describing the DMV, I started busting out laughing like really freaking hard and it's the middle of the night and I probably woke up my roommate. It's just that funny, I was just caught off guard talking about how the color of the wall just takes away and absorbs all hope and takes souls.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Almost crashed my car I was laughing so hard😊
O.M.G....... I Couldn't stop laughing, that was fantastically humorous on so many level's!!!!!!!!!! Keep them coming....
If purgatory existed in a form , this is it.
Funniest thing I've seen online in years. Bravo.
I gotta say, this was a great story. Really enjoyed this one
This is Douglas Adams' spiritual successor.
“This one time…at the DMV…” Does the end of that little story involve a flute?!?! 😂
Toungue in cheek hunor to the max. Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if the DMV really had a death threat line you needed an appointment for.
A gloriously ridiculous story that kept me laughin.😂
Bro, when he starts describing the DMV, I started busting out laughing like really freaking hard, and it's the middle of the night, and I probably woke up my roommate. It's just that funny, I was just caught off guard talking about how the color of the wall just takes away and absorbs all hope and takes souls.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Excellent! A rare jem of glorious humor well done!
Apart from the humor, I liked the graphics - very fitting. thx
Fantastic I laughed through the whole thing. The sheer absurdity of the truth😂 welcome to Earth where is the weird meets reality
"rollercoaster designed by a drunk engineer with a vendetta against the laws of physics"?
Have you heard of a place called Action Park? That's exactly what their attractions WERE basically. 🤔
As a Floridian I cracked up when he said "wait until you hear about Florida".
Loved it....
It reminds me of some very funny SF that I read many years ago, like "Callahan's Cross Time Saloon". I am surprised that I remember it. There are lots of others of course "Venus on the Half-shell" which Philip José Farmer should never should have admitted writing, even though we all knew.
Haven't heard those titles or his name in years. Fond memories
@@grogvaughan5649 I was a total PJF fan. I always when he wrote himself into the River World series and he said that he wouldn't write but after quite a while he figured how to finish it in typical PJF fashion.
@HermannKerr whenever I was stationed overseas or deployed my dad would send me different sci-fi books. I'd always pass them around after I was done reading them. Now I wonder if any of them are still in Iraq or Afghanistan..
No wonder ET wantend to call home !
We are simply to crazy for the rest of the universe !
You've solved the Fermi Paradox
This definitely needs to be a series!!! Please do some more❤❤❤👽👾🤖💯🤞
There was a line outside the DMV near me all day
Funny story 😂a good listen
LOL Hahahhahahahhha. My, my neighbors, my neighbors thought. That , hahahaa, oh, BREATHE! They thought I was being attacked! Lol LOL HAHHAHAHAHA!
Funny! My neighbors had to listen. The bathroom was busy laughing so hard! Thank you. Wonderful!
😂😂😂😂😂 DMV is scary 😅
What a delightful story. Well done.
BRILLIANT! I absolutely loved this!
This is the first HFY story I've watched that had a real, tangible sense of humor, and it wins for that. It's maybe a little effusive, though, with some of the descriptions trying too hard. Great fun overall, though!
Quote "the zorian nebula bar wasn't exactly the kind of place you'd expect to find a human it was a dingy dimly lit establishment on the fringes of known space where the drinks were strong enough to dissolve your insides and the patrons looked like they'd stepped out of a nightmare fueled by bad acid and even worse life choices."
Clearly the author has never done Margate seafront on a Friday night!
Luv this story! 🤣🤣🤣
The aliens sitting in a circle in the picture of the group look like the people at my NA group. 😂
Funny and original!
outstanding
definitely a thumbs up
❤😂❤ Shared to Facebook ❤😅❤
I used to work at the DMV,and I can see the assassin's point.
😂 I needed a good laugh 👍
This one was fun
Effing hilarious XXXXX
So my question, and maybe i missed it, who or what took out the contract for the "hit" and why?
I couldn't stop grinning by this story, I had to play this to my wife she thinks sifi isn't entertaining😊😅😊
Kudo's to the author!
Why do all of these stories make us humans sound like we are cockroaches of the universe? lol that can't be killed.
Sounds like someone has read Douglas Adams😅👌
Intergalactic tea party of the alien soul
@@Texas240 ...at the end of the universe.
TV Show So you think you can interpretive dance in zero gravity , hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Its the DMV what do you expect though some DMV employees might readily accept just to escape
LMAO 😂
Very funny but I can see it happening
Here, let me help edit this story....
A human assassin came to earth, he failed his mission, and left. The End.
wonder who he sent away without a license that he has an alien hitman gunning for him. Wait, the MVA had a customer satisfaction of increase of 13% When did that happen?
Florida, the place where people swim with prehistoric swamp puppies.
I'd like @isaacarthurSFIA to watch this and comment on this as an answer to the Fermi Paradox
In space no one can hear you meme. ROFL!
deadly assassins and even deadlier fashion sense...... dear god who wrote this ?🙄
ah yes the "department of motor vehicles" the most boring place in America.
Narated by Peter Dinklage :)))))))))
His robot brother you mean. 😂
Dinkles can read, this is blatantly text to speech software.
U HYOOMANZ, AS AN ALIEN I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR STORIES, I DEMAND COMPENSATION FOR DAMAGE TO MY POOR ALIEN Psyche!!!
My address: Area51, Underground Lab Facility UFO no:007.
MORE alien names starting with a Z.......ridiculous. Use some imagination.
I've heard better content in stories, but I'm not sure any were funnier.