When Intergalactic Council Realized Humans Don't Have Surrender Protocol |Best HFY |SCI FI Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @goatkiller666
    @goatkiller666 2 месяца назад +413

    “Overwhelming numbers” just means it’s a target rich environment.

    • @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
      @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 2 месяца назад +34

      As chesty puller said at bellau wood "they have us surrounded......they can't get away this time"

    • @JonBowden-x2q
      @JonBowden-x2q 2 месяца назад +17

      You're outnumbered! "You're right, double your men and it might be fair"

    • @derpsoldierp.m.c1183
      @derpsoldierp.m.c1183 2 месяца назад +17

      "Sir, we're surrounded"
      "Good it just means you can't miss"

    • @UnitedGamer9308
      @UnitedGamer9308 2 месяца назад +15

      “We are surrounded sir!”
      “Good, put the trigger happy folks in the front line”

    • @danielakerlof4862
      @danielakerlof4862 Месяц назад +12

      We have always trained for target-rich environments, and any order to surrender is false. Central command will inevitably fall, so never believe any directive to end the war. Mission commands are in effect from the first shot fired by the aggressor, at least in the Nordic armies.

  • @ssfbob456
    @ssfbob456 2 месяца назад +212

    "We have innumerable soldiers!"
    "Don't worry, that number is about to get way more manageable."

    • @drakon489a
      @drakon489a 2 месяца назад +15

      H1: innumerable?
      h2: means not able to count sir
      H1: lol, bet
      h2: two beers and 5 cigarettes on the captain
      h3: I only got one beer, but I'll raise you a blunt
      C: If you are done betting, one day shore leave if we survive
      A: the fuq?

    • @TCMECH79
      @TCMECH79 Месяц назад +4

      These aliens only engage in open warfare they were unprepared for guerrilla warfare

  • @PSC4.1
    @PSC4.1 2 месяца назад +221

    Overwhelming enemy force? You mean I dont have to worry about aiming?

  • @A_Wild_Dyzzy
    @A_Wild_Dyzzy 2 месяца назад +138

    The Council: “haha, humans are dumb. Let’s go conquer them!”
    Humans: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!”

    • @jakobming4831
      @jakobming4831 26 дней назад +1

      IT TREATS OUR BOATS LIKE A FRIEND OUR WE DROP THE SUN AGAIN.

  • @TCMECH79
    @TCMECH79 Месяц назад +43

    Humans incorporated the stealth of ninja, the honor of the samurai, the resolve of the European knights, the fury of Viking berserkers and the tactical might of Spartans making the gods of war proud

  • @Brown_Buffalo
    @Brown_Buffalo 2 месяца назад +126

    If they’re surrounded just means they don’t have to worry because everyone and everything else is an enemy

    • @spaceengineeringempire4086
      @spaceengineeringempire4086 2 месяца назад +10

      Yes remember that one battle where the US defended a refinery from that Russian mercenary group (forgot the name) and local insurgents.
      And ended up just deleting most of the forces.

    • @David_randomnumber
      @David_randomnumber Месяц назад +8

      ​@@spaceengineeringempire4086If you mean the one I think about it was Wagner. The US commander contacted the Russian one and suggested to inform his russian troops that they are attacking Us troops. The russian commander denied that those where Russian troops so the US send their whole arsenal: Bombs, missiles, planes helicopter and artillery eradicated the whole block until there was only rubble left. After this the US commander send another message to Russia: "You're right, there are no Russian troops here."

  • @JaegerValk-feeney
    @JaegerValk-feeney Месяц назад +92

    “To the Alien Commander, ‘Nuts.’ Signed; The Human Commander”

    • @lefaestudios9303
      @lefaestudios9303 Месяц назад +11

      I was hoping someone would reference this 😊

    • @ronlamb521
      @ronlamb521 Месяц назад +4

      Oh, that’s good. Lol

    • @pyrophilliac
      @pyrophilliac Месяц назад +2

      The amount of times the same phrases are used repeatedly is an abomination

    • @JaegerValk-feeney
      @JaegerValk-feeney Месяц назад +3

      @@pyrophilliac I like pulling my quotes out of historical context. Makes it more fun that way.

  • @escapism8793
    @escapism8793 Месяц назад +10

    "They were certain that humans would see reason" LMAO😂😂😂
    OOH BOY! They were in for a surprise

  • @gmanbo
    @gmanbo Месяц назад +57

    An interesting point about fortifications.
    They have a deterance factor.
    If an enemy bypasses a fortified point. Under many circumstances it can raid outward.
    Or a specific point is needed for smooth logistics and transport.
    Humans have a history of defending fortresses to the point where defense is impossible.
    Or even unto death.
    Not all intelligent species would have this trait.

    • @JaegerValk-feeney
      @JaegerValk-feeney Месяц назад +8

      The reason we defend fortresses like this is because if the enemy bypass the fortress, supply lines now have to bypass it, going far around to avoid raids. Where as if you take the fortress, you can pass by without fear.
      And we are a very stubborn race. This story is a perfect example how other races will come to look at us as.

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 Месяц назад

      Why wouldn't other species be stubborn as well? Seems like a very useful trait to have

    • @JaegerValk-feeney
      @JaegerValk-feeney Месяц назад +4

      @@-WarCriminal-22I’d have to say because of how we go about doing what we do is unique. We stride forward with almost a rage-like determination to survive in places where we could easily die. Many species wouldn’t dare to go to those places, yet we seem determined to survive in those environments.
      Its one of many things we do that goes against logic. Many species would rather NOT do something like that.
      Another thing we do is we seem absolutely determined to kill ourselves in the most ridiculous, boneheaded, and idiotic ways possible that mostly involves not going about our daily lives under the impression that those we leave behind are better off without us.

  • @Czarisyn
    @Czarisyn 2 месяца назад +66

    You say "an overwhelming force," we see a target rich environment

  • @zurn56
    @zurn56 2 месяца назад +61

    "We aren't retreating. We are advancing in the opposite direction!"

  • @OriginalUnjustifier
    @OriginalUnjustifier Месяц назад +35

    "They've got us surrounded...those poor bastards."

  • @glados1222
    @glados1222 Месяц назад +12

    These aliens haven't seen Twitter, humans are crazy.

    • @darianparker519
      @darianparker519 Месяц назад +4

      If we showed them twitter they would surrender on the spot 💀

  • @Golden_Crow
    @Golden_Crow 2 месяца назад +59

    Alien : Why are tou not retreating
    Rest of the world: We retreat we die
    USA : WTF doest that mean

    • @Jaegerrants
      @Jaegerrants 2 месяца назад +11

      It's called leading enemy to several ambushes and eventual motti. Superior numbers mean jack if they can't be used for local superiority.

    • @denniseriksson5154
      @denniseriksson5154 8 дней назад +1

      @Golden_Crow honor till end -scandinavian continent

  • @eblkii6314
    @eblkii6314 2 месяца назад +91

    No reinforcements? I see politicians are the same even in the future.

  • @OscarTheOwl07
    @OscarTheOwl07 Месяц назад +3

    finally, a non-AI HFY channel with good stories.

  • @LordranRavin
    @LordranRavin 2 месяца назад +33

    I see no surrender. I am not outnumbered. All I am surrounded by is fear and deadmen.

  • @andrenightscustoms251
    @andrenightscustoms251 Месяц назад +14

    Sir they have us surrounded, nice now we can fire in every directions

  • @REDmike25
    @REDmike25 2 месяца назад +21

    You know someone in that base looked at the sensors and said: Why does this &h!t always happen on Monday!?

  • @sirpieman300
    @sirpieman300 Месяц назад +27

    Humanity: " Glory to the first man to die! Charge for the Emperor!

    • @cale4331
      @cale4331 Месяц назад +1

      For the Emperor!

  • @sukuruchan
    @sukuruchan 24 дня назад +3

    Activate "we don't give a fuck"-Protocols, "we don't negotiate with terrorists"-Protocols and "FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM"-Protocols

  • @damonbryan7232
    @damonbryan7232 Месяц назад +6

    Would rather die on my feet than to live on my knees.

  • @Purrfect_Werecat
    @Purrfect_Werecat Месяц назад +10

    if it was overwhelming force then why did the humans manage to stay whelmed

  • @jamesp3022
    @jamesp3022 2 месяца назад +33

    Battle of Stalingrad but obviously more in the future like sci-fi story

  • @josebarahonalopez907
    @josebarahonalopez907 2 месяца назад +22

    And mofos was just an outpost

  • @Rebel3000
    @Rebel3000 Месяц назад +8

    I qouldnt be suprised if this was just the plot of the Turian War with humans

    • @thephantom8837
      @thephantom8837 Месяц назад +3

      A lot of the lore from Mass Effect paints that picture of: Fiercely stubborn, radically unyielding, always advancing, stupidly good at adapting.
      Like cancer 😂

  • @danielakerlof4862
    @danielakerlof4862 Месяц назад +4

    We have always trained for target-rich environments, where mission commands are in effect from the first shot fired by the aggressor, at least in the Nordic armies. Any order to surrender is false, and central command will inevitably fall-never believe any directive to end the war. Guerrilla warfare, sabotage, targeted assassinations of enemy leadership, and disruption of supply lines will be employed to weaken the enemy’s resolve and capabilities. And most importantly-never, ever give up.
    However, it’s disheartening to see that since joining NATO, we are beginning to shift away from our traditional approach to handling aggressors, partly moving away from the principles of mission command and total war 😢.

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer 5 дней назад

    "They want to surrender?"
    "No sir, they want us to surrender!"
    "NUTS!"

  • @MikMoen
    @MikMoen Месяц назад +2

    "Inter-Galactic", actually means multiple Galaxies. If the Council only consists of members from a single Galaxy, then it would just be "Galactic Council", or if you want to be a grammar geek, "Intra-Galactic", meaning within the one Galaxy.

    • @dominiking69
      @dominiking69 6 дней назад

      I write stories like these too and this is good to know. Thanks, I learned something

  • @bad1cj
    @bad1cj 2 месяца назад +9

    The story has a few repetitive remarks that ai writers tend to use like “the battle was one but the war wasn’t over.” Using it once is fine, using it multiple battles in a row…
    The Voice feels monotonous. Don’t be afraid to let some emotions carry into your lines. Have fun with it. Even awkward pauses and emphasis can make something sOo mUch darkER. (Alpha and omega movie. The female alpha queen lines are metal as hell!) The finale felt dull. No one partied, We knew they’d be back?!! That is so far from human nature… you would have mostly 2 types of people afterward. Those whom relish the victory and the fact they made it and those that swear vengeance and start planning the coming war. The only time you truly have silence (for a minute) is when you are in utter disbelief. (A nuke wipes out a city you knew in a time of peace.) think about the end of the scorpion king when the army is sent back to hell. The shear incredulous look on the man’s face when he was about to die was great. The absolute shock that you know your already dead but you made it! This not not an attack, just a critique to help you change from good to better. One day maybe great. (Not that I could take you there. Rise my friend!)

    • @O.K.Pride509
      @O.K.Pride509 2 месяца назад +3

      Gotta say, legit feedback.

    • @montyx2333
      @montyx2333 Месяц назад +1

      This is why A.I makes me think that these people don't put any effort outside of copy pasting a story they find on Reddit into a tts software and let it read it while recording it, ai generate some shit ass image alongside it and post the video.
      I don't feel anything while listening to this slop anymore 😭
      At least read it yourself and put a AI voice over it so it has some emotional inflection

    • @Always4ward
      @Always4ward Месяц назад +1

      ​@montyx2333 they don't I have had a couple of channel owners respond to my criticism. There responses made it plainly obvious that doing any work is completely beyond their understanding

    • @Always4ward
      @Always4ward Месяц назад

      Sorry spelling mistakes

    • @Always4ward
      @Always4ward Месяц назад +2

      The concept of proof reading is more alien to them than Zix Thor

  • @aleksandarl6975
    @aleksandarl6975 Месяц назад +1

    We are surrounded, they can't get away this time.

  • @joshualittle5967
    @joshualittle5967 Месяц назад +1

    United States Marines be like:

  • @dixievfd55
    @dixievfd55 Месяц назад +2

    Don't push the pink-skins to the thin ice. -Shran

  • @RNMSC
    @RNMSC 2 месяца назад +17

    A little hard to have character development when the writer neglected to include characters. At least with our old history text books, the people who were involved in history are named, and where such knowledge is gained from what they themselves wrote, or had ghost written, a narrative of what they were like as people is involved. This is a bit more like the plot of a story, one that could be filled out with admirals and generals down to swabies and privates, with husbands and wives of people going to war, some to never see their loved ones again, with politicians looking to negotiate a resolution, or as far too many do, to give up the planet and it's people for a paradise planet for themselves, and perhaps a few others who will pay to come along. The death of that negotiating party as the folk they negotiated with discover they negotiated in bad faith. What was written here is possibly a template for things to refer to in the story, on it's own, this is not a story.
    That said, the narration itself was not bad. It paced well. As there was no emotion in the tale, the flat delivery is to be expected out of the AI. Any mis-spoken words were not such that it distracted me from the tale, and the things I was doing while it was in my background.

  • @rauladame2105
    @rauladame2105 2 месяца назад +12

    Thanks for the comments, gives me a heads up to move on to other posts.

  • @yatosjumpsuit6837
    @yatosjumpsuit6837 2 месяца назад +7

    Tell that to the French.

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 2 месяца назад +13

      The government surrendered, the people fought, Dday wouldn’t have been possible without the French resistance.

  • @akuladoctor7355
    @akuladoctor7355 Месяц назад +1

    Reminds me of the 40k. Orks. Surrender? What the hell is that?

  • @swigmcale7555
    @swigmcale7555 Месяц назад +5

    So, what are these, exactly? I don't know what to call these types of videos.

    • @ghostgamerz14
      @ghostgamerz14 Месяц назад

      "HFY" humanity f**k yea it's pretty much just aliens dealing with humans or vice versa

  • @Always4ward
    @Always4ward Месяц назад +1

    This voice grates on my nerves

  • @DistantHorizons-1
    @DistantHorizons-1 Месяц назад +2

    the galactic council in these stories are just the worst dudes all the time

  • @hammerace1059
    @hammerace1059 2 месяца назад +23

    These aren't stories. They are brief synopsis.

    • @darrinwebber4077
      @darrinwebber4077 2 месяца назад +8

      And sometimes just excerpts from complete stories.

    • @kazutorahl3859
      @kazutorahl3859 Месяц назад +1

      Is this an abridged version of a larger story? If so would you link the story?

    • @gmanbo
      @gmanbo Месяц назад +2

      These vids are human propaganda.

  • @Avragehardbassenjoyer
    @Avragehardbassenjoyer Месяц назад

    Yeah, humans have tactical retreat

  • @Kíng_of_Terran
    @Kíng_of_Terran 12 дней назад

    Hey you aliens don't have the right to conquer us only we can conquer each other

  • @chuckthedwarf2751
    @chuckthedwarf2751 Месяц назад +1

    Ship master they out number us 3 to 1.
    Then it is an even fight

  • @shonnagann3743
    @shonnagann3743 2 месяца назад +4

    Still entertaining

  • @Bill-g4e
    @Bill-g4e 2 месяца назад +6

    Story just ends with no clear ending, leaving much in the air and unanswered

  • @funnynameforme4091
    @funnynameforme4091 Месяц назад

    We we were born to conquer the stars

  • @epicassassin8502
    @epicassassin8502 20 дней назад

    This sounds a lot like the story of the 300

  • @SubhadipDey-l1o
    @SubhadipDey-l1o 23 дня назад

    I guess the aliens had Chinese technology and the humans had American, cause thats the only way how human won while being outnumbered

  • @bigjay875
    @bigjay875 2 месяца назад +3

    Could use an editor to clean up the role out of the story

  • @kconnor4568
    @kconnor4568 2 месяца назад +9

    Same old same old same old boiler plate. You just have a standard style of a story and you just fill in different lines here and there. It’s a wonder that you are still on the air

  • @dmurphy1578
    @dmurphy1578 2 месяца назад +1

    Good title. Edit this down.

  • @DavyTracy-l7i
    @DavyTracy-l7i Месяц назад

    Anderson George Garcia Donna Perez Anthony

  • @russell5078084
    @russell5078084 2 месяца назад +4

    To drawn out and repetitive.

    • @JMM33RanMA
      @JMM33RanMA 2 месяца назад +2

      That is true of the majority of these stories. Sometimes they begin OK, but then deteriorate.

    • @lefffbezos4896
      @lefffbezos4896 2 месяца назад +1

      Good to pass the time tho

  • @ericr.palmer8200
    @ericr.palmer8200 15 дней назад

    The AI ripped off voice of Christopher Walken with it's ever so late and precise delivery is annoying.

  • @GregaryUpton-q3b
    @GregaryUpton-q3b Месяц назад

    Perez Angela Robinson John Jones Joseph

  • @SuperLeemorrow
    @SuperLeemorrow 2 месяца назад +2

    They all end south out completion and worse never a link to the “rest of the story “. SUCKS!

    • @SuperLeemorrow
      @SuperLeemorrow 2 месяца назад +2

      … end without ….

    • @BogotheMonkey
      @BogotheMonkey 2 месяца назад +2

      ... the humans won... it has an ending...

    • @BogotheMonkey
      @BogotheMonkey 2 месяца назад +2

      It does have a cliffhanger tho

  • @__OS__
    @__OS__ Месяц назад +1

    These stories will be cringe if we find a civilization more advanced than us….or get found

  • @markusjongren4098
    @markusjongren4098 Месяц назад

    Well, that sucked. May I sugest a course in creative writing? Or not using an AI as a writer?
    Channel blocked

  • @charlesowens5027
    @charlesowens5027 Месяц назад

    Bad AI thumbs down