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  • Опубликовано: 23 фев 2022
  • Jeff Goldblum doesn't understand what Katherine Ryan means...
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    Original Broadcast Date: 17 November 2018
    Season 13, Episode 12
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  • @VirajasKulkarni
    @VirajasKulkarni 2 года назад +693

    Jeff wasn't asked a single question and he just launched into an array of monologues 😂😂😂

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 2 года назад +12

      I have always loved this guy! OMG, then add Katherine Ryan.

    • @mac4boys541
      @mac4boys541 2 года назад +5

      yeh he was, "would you like to smell my finger? LOL

    • @regina000111
      @regina000111 2 года назад +2

      He's a fucking delight in parties! #NAH😂😂

    • @Allemaalpannenkoeken
      @Allemaalpannenkoeken 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @kinngrimm
      @kinngrimm 2 года назад +3

      i guess its a good strategy to avoid unwanted or boring question, just to tell stories all the time :) , i don't mind

  • @WaitAMinute1989
    @WaitAMinute1989 2 года назад +89

    Jeff is like an art college professor that has tenure.

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone 2 года назад +296

    I love that Katherine just goes with it. She's so flexible.

    • @mawangshallhang
      @mawangshallhang 2 года назад +2

      @@oliviahafner561 what else could flexible mean?

    • @monkeybounceereborn4909
      @monkeybounceereborn4909 2 года назад

      @@oliviahafner561 ???

    • @morganga
      @morganga 2 года назад +4

      @@oliviahafner561 you said every sense, and the insinuation is her morals are too.

    • @last7509
      @last7509 2 года назад

      i dont love it. it would be better if only the 3 guys were there

    • @littlebighumancom
      @littlebighumancom 2 года назад +17

      @@last7509 yea strong women, yuck. I keep mine in the kitchen. She even talked. My god.

  • @vandalg282
    @vandalg282 Год назад +20

    This is exactly what a cat in human form would act.

  • @devakadesilva5673
    @devakadesilva5673 2 года назад +258

    Its fascinating to see Jeff, who's rhythm of social interaction - his speech, his thinking, etc, is generally off beat to those around him - which makes him unique and beloved, can blend in so well with the band when he plays the piano. Although jazz does give the opportunity to be momentarily off beat, its fascinating to see him conform to the rules of music...

    • @devakadesilva5673
      @devakadesilva5673 2 года назад +9

      And of course its highly entertaining to listen to Jeff speak... slowly describing details so vividly with each nuance magnified...

    • @ENFPerspectives
      @ENFPerspectives 2 года назад +2

      What you calls “rhythm of social interaction” looks like drug use...

  • @tamarareid6170
    @tamarareid6170 2 года назад +225

    Jeff GOLDBLOOM could talk just about anything you'll still feel tranquility and calm even with a birthing story!

    • @dannydorko7075
      @dannydorko7075 2 года назад +5

      I cringe and feel a bit creeped out usually

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +1

      The two responses to ASMR

    • @JulieWallis1963
      @JulieWallis1963 2 года назад

      If you’re going to type out someone’s name IN CAPITALS at least bloody spell it correctly you muppet!

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 2 года назад +154

    Only Jeff Goldblum could immediately compliment Wossy on his scent and make it sound effortlessly charming

  • @Cesarsanvicente
    @Cesarsanvicente 2 года назад +189

    It's always hilarious whenever Jeff is around

    • @Frank-ed7hj
      @Frank-ed7hj 2 года назад +1

      He seems so charming.

    • @shantayedincsoy1611
      @shantayedincsoy1611 2 года назад +1

      Watch his "you Are Known" interview with colbert. They had to do it in two parts because he just goes on these fantastical stories.

    • @mawangshallhang
      @mawangshallhang 2 года назад

      She's also shit at comedy.

  • @pruefus4113
    @pruefus4113 2 года назад +56

    When Jeff thought Katherine said "Jewy" not "dewy" 😂💀☠️

    • @capzallison3922
      @capzallison3922 2 года назад +6

      I thought she said jewy too cause Jews are hairy and Jeff is a jew

    • @ohheyhowyoudoin9635
      @ohheyhowyoudoin9635 2 года назад +3

      @@capzallison3922 I believe both Jonathan Ross and Rachel Riley are Jews, and they don't look particularly hairy at all.

  • @Andrei-Marian
    @Andrei-Marian 2 года назад +48

    She had a couple of moments when she pulled back: "what the heck is he doing NOW?", but she went with it at the end for the comic effect.

    • @chell272
      @chell272 Год назад +4

      ...she always does. She's great.

  • @jessp2317
    @jessp2317 2 года назад +32

    I love that he keeps looking back to connect with the couch

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham 2 года назад +81

    I'm impressed that Rossy took a leaf out of Graham Norton's book and just let things run naturally for so long

  • @ugochukwumgbemene3869
    @ugochukwumgbemene3869 2 года назад +31

    😂😂😂 I can't believe Jeff started a sniffing each other frenzy

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад

      It was so terrifying to me as someone who isn’t always the best at showering enough!

  • @paulbradford8240
    @paulbradford8240 2 года назад +36

    Katherine Ryan, what a sport!

  • @phantomwolf3300
    @phantomwolf3300 2 года назад +61

    Katherine is totally underrated, wonderful gal xx

  • @Skiguru990
    @Skiguru990 2 года назад +48

    He's so inspiring - he has joy, and expresses it, in everything he does. Watch his physicality while playing the piano... awesome! Imagine if all people were as joyful as Goldblum.

  • @melissamilos4447
    @melissamilos4447 2 года назад +27

    god bless that womans sense of humor. to be able to endulge your quirks as Jeff Goldblum has.

    • @acdnan
      @acdnan 2 года назад +1

      She is a comedian

    • @wylldflower5628
      @wylldflower5628 2 года назад +2

      Somebody had a moment of brilliance to bring her on with Goldblum!!

  • @AA-qt1hi
    @AA-qt1hi 2 года назад +18

    Jeff Goldblum doesn't need to act...he is a CHARACTER himself! Thank you Katherine for going along with his weirdo ways. I burst out cackling.

  • @jmatt4life
    @jmatt4life 2 года назад +12

    I am rewatching this and my sides are still splitting with hard laughter so intensely that my eyes are tearing.
    Great segment!
    Jeff Goldblum is so Jeff Goldblum!!!

  • @lisam22
    @lisam22 2 года назад +54

    Jeff, still one of the sexiest men on the planet, regardless of his age. Just gets better.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 2 года назад +1

      I know like how is that even real?!!! He's so goddamn hawt lol

  • @kevinl3298
    @kevinl3298 2 года назад +25

    That was just about the most Epic ending for this episode, Bravo! Totally Blown Away!

  • @Dominic201087
    @Dominic201087 2 года назад +9

    Jeff Goldblum makes my day better every time I see him. What a legend

  • @Butterfly-ue1ph
    @Butterfly-ue1ph 2 года назад +27

    I could listen to Jeff Goldbloom read the back of a packet of pasta and I’d feel calm

  • @lisaakinlabi
    @lisaakinlabi 2 года назад +11

    Jeff is so bazar yet so endearing. 😜😎😊

  • @nunyabizness214.
    @nunyabizness214. Год назад +1

    "What did you say" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Poor Jeff, I love him so much❤️❤️

  • @2_thumbs_up_baby
    @2_thumbs_up_baby 2 года назад +3

    JG....An absolute delight everytime 😄👏

  • @YONCE8701
    @YONCE8701 2 года назад +8

    🤣😅😅‼ Dude's amazing! Katherine is savage!

  • @raaedravo
    @raaedravo 2 года назад +2

    The first 2 minutes of this are pure gold

  • @Lvnshyrn07
    @Lvnshyrn07 2 года назад +1

    I love listening to Jeff and band. Very sweet.

  • @esterordonez8747
    @esterordonez8747 2 года назад +1

    Lo acabo de descubrir!! Q maravilla!! Jeff Goldblum, sos un grosso. Me regresaste a esos momentos sublimes de tantos maestros de jazz. Y tu disposición física, histriónica. SOS fantástico.! Me alegraste el día. Éxitos y saludos desde Buenos Aires, Argentina.

    • @Gothiago7
      @Gothiago7 Год назад

      Es un sol, encantador. Yo lo sigo desde hace 30 años 😍

  • @Pippi-rippi
    @Pippi-rippi 2 года назад +3

    I love this duo!!!

  • @1Dreamking
    @1Dreamking 2 года назад +1

    Awww this was great and with two glorious moments thanks to two quickwitted comebacks from Ross and Ryan. =)

  • @dianabraley8307
    @dianabraley8307 Год назад +1

    Now Sir Cliff and Jeff Goldblums band need to go on tour because that was awesome! Gave me goosebumps….

  • @yildizkernchen1737
    @yildizkernchen1737 2 года назад +5

    Jeff has also amazing voice.

  • @joycejohnson7164
    @joycejohnson7164 2 года назад +2

    'I throw myself headlong' into working with Cliff. What an original !!

  • @emmelinebondoc9860
    @emmelinebondoc9860 2 года назад

    One of my favorite person, Jeff is such a personality…

  • @SoItGoesCAL34
    @SoItGoesCAL34 2 года назад

    That was great. Thanks!

  • @13699111
    @13699111 2 года назад

    WOW !!! Great guest great music thank you

  • @johnnyfallon1911
    @johnnyfallon1911 2 года назад

    Love jeff could watch and listen to him alnight amazing man

  • @lorddraagon
    @lorddraagon 2 года назад +46

    Jeff is really a walking lawsuit xD

    • @weganmerner7014
      @weganmerner7014 2 года назад +2

      He's eccentric not creepy it's the beauty of being a beautiful man. Imagine if he was 300 pounds and sweating while doing this stuff lol

    • @lorddraagon
      @lorddraagon 2 года назад +4

      @@weganmerner7014 Please don't insult Peter Kay

    • @beatnikmary
      @beatnikmary 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @wylldflower5628
      @wylldflower5628 2 года назад

      @@lorddraagon I must watch Peter Kay! We had a substitute teacher, Peter Kay, my senior year. And the weight could be right!

  • @budle89
    @budle89 2 года назад +41

    Love love love Kath Ryan. So crass yet classy. What did she promote in this episode? New TV project I hope?

    • @pia91
      @pia91 2 года назад +6

      since they said Jeff was 66 (he's about 70 now), I doubt it. But she's still on shows plenty, recently on "Unforgiveable" with Mel Giedroyc WITH her baby which I found admirable.

    • @budle89
      @budle89 2 года назад

      @@pia91 what does Jeff's age have to do with Katherine promoting a new TV show?

    • @pia91
      @pia91 2 года назад +2

      @@budle89 I think you misunderstood. This was filmed years ago

    • @budle89
      @budle89 2 года назад

      @@pia91 I see

    • @naomiarram5187
      @naomiarram5187 2 года назад +5

      Broadcast date is listed as 2018. I don't think they all would have been so kissy-kissy sniffy-sniffy after 2020

  • @mattwilliams489
    @mattwilliams489 2 года назад +9

    Excellent selection of guests 😀👍

  • @sarahjaded
    @sarahjaded 2 года назад

    Purely delightful human.

  • @whatiwasgoingtosay
    @whatiwasgoingtosay 2 года назад +16

    After two years of social distancing, people are just holding and sniffing each other. 😂

    • @patiencekillz
      @patiencekillz 2 года назад +4

      This is from 2018. It says in the description

    • @JulieWallis1963
      @JulieWallis1963 2 года назад

      From before Covid, but you keep trying!

  • @SPEEDOFDOG
    @SPEEDOFDOG 2 года назад +11

    This is one of those times you wish you could have been there.😀

  • @deegee6863
    @deegee6863 2 года назад +1

    I need that album!!!!!

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 2 года назад +1

    the oh boy from Jeff was great

  • @elisa7881
    @elisa7881 2 года назад +5

    Sir Cliff! ❤

  • @prh198
    @prh198 2 года назад +10

    Jeff is flat-out insane

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 Год назад +4

    2:18
    "Don't be glad you asked, that's a sad and depressing story."
    "But it's so interesting."
    Jeff's facial expression is like a little kid who doesn't understand why they can't talk about something.

  • @amrixtha
    @amrixtha 2 года назад +4

    "would u like a sniff sir" lmaoo

  • @verenas3536
    @verenas3536 2 года назад +18

    Yes, natures not fair. Men in their 60ies starting families.
    But I have to admit, I imagine Jefff Goldblum would be a delightful parent.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 2 года назад

      It's not unfair.. -_-

    • @selmahare
      @selmahare 2 года назад

      @@CaptainAMAZINGGG It is actually. Not fair is synonym precisely with unfair, duh!? I hope some day scientists can help women have children until much later than 40 too; cause as it is we’ve been at such an unfair position to men. It’s what is at the basis of the patriarchy sand evils like sexism and misogyny. It has pushed women who want to have children into having to rush and seldom end up procreating with the worst idiots and losers, instead of being afforded the privilege of waiting for someone more suitable, like men.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 2 года назад

      @@selmahare you are apparently addicted to victimhood mentality and are therefore a slave to your own limited ego and egoic interpretations of what appears to be, which equates to unwellness of the mind.
      Which tbh also equates to unwellness in other areas of the self and life.
      How one is oriented within, emerges as the outer reality as well as reality being colored in in correlating ways because we perceive through the lens of interpretation.
      Your perception is your own, but if ever you decide to experience differently, you must shift how you perceive. Reality then not only automatically appears as such, but also the does so too emerge more and more as that.
      If you see things as unfair, because of whatever you've decided is the reason, that will show up and keep on doing so, in every new moment, eventho every moment is new and different and can emerge differently if we are indeed open to that. Everything is in a constant state of flux. We just may keep perceiving the same, which then keeps emerging as such, ongoingly, anew.
      The one aware, is the one responsible, because All that Is is occurring within that one's awareness, and therefore is that. As they change, so too does that which collapses from energy, into physicality, to be perceived by them, etc.
      "Duh."

  • @Stray..
    @Stray.. 2 года назад

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while

  • @mirandachristina3412
    @mirandachristina3412 2 года назад +2

    Very cool couch!

  • @pia91
    @pia91 2 года назад +7

    invite Jeff, expect Chaos😂

  • @shelleydoxtdator753
    @shelleydoxtdator753 10 месяцев назад

    That was “AMAZING” ❤

  • @moonchild1518
    @moonchild1518 2 года назад +2

    Cliff moment was geat.

  • @baileyjackson2955
    @baileyjackson2955 2 года назад

    The first two minutes give Caesar Flickerman vibes😂

  • @vickigarner7331
    @vickigarner7331 2 года назад +31

    Great to see Cliff back in the lime light again, great guy, nice to see Jeff too, and Katherine is just fantastic

    • @JulieWallis1963
      @JulieWallis1963 2 года назад

      Limelight again? This is from years ago! 🤦‍♀️

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 Год назад

      It says 2018, not that long ago.

  • @Mo_B-xv2hv
    @Mo_B-xv2hv Год назад +2

    I've never been more creeped out by someone

  • @Ottawa3453
    @Ottawa3453 2 года назад +1

    The Mildred Snitzer Orchestra is pretty good Jeff! :)

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 2 года назад +1

    so much confidence in those pants:))

  • @4trightcitizen895
    @4trightcitizen895 2 года назад +2

    The first two minutes i was like what the ..ll is going on?🤣

  • @whereami2477
    @whereami2477 2 года назад +2

    Jeff is so goddamn effortlessly charming it's fascinating

  • @Kiwicanuck3000
    @Kiwicanuck3000 2 года назад +1

    I read a comment on RUclips recently about Jeff Goldblum - that he moves like a chameleon not sure of its next branch and now I can’t see anything else but him as a chameleon 😂 he’s so graceful!

    • @wylldflower5628
      @wylldflower5628 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣 I love Jeff Goldblum, his Little Bitty Pieces story is so sweet…..and this completes my image of him!!
      I cannot wait to see if I see a chameleon during the World coming out!!!

  • @pavelkish7142
    @pavelkish7142 7 месяцев назад

    1 of my favorite people on earth LOL! Jeff..

  • @kubel83
    @kubel83 2 года назад

    I love these two.

  • @jacquelineleubin5004
    @jacquelineleubin5004 2 года назад +3

    I have the same socks as Jeff, lol

    • @Bapi633
      @Bapi633 2 года назад

      😁😁😁

  • @linrob1312
    @linrob1312 2 года назад +3

    I think that's probably first time Cliff has spread a woman's leg like that..lol Bless him.

  • @neko_samurai
    @neko_samurai Год назад +1

    When she said Jewy, that's the first time I've seen Jeff taken aback.

  • @chrisp1355
    @chrisp1355 2 года назад

    Delightful!

  • @JB-fh1bb
    @JB-fh1bb 2 года назад +3

    Jeff Goldblum brings Bill Murray energy in the best way

  • @idjones1978
    @idjones1978 2 года назад +1

    I love Jeff Goldblum's quirky mannerisms

  • @neamraven
    @neamraven 2 года назад +1

    6:08
    "I'd like to see you as a baby ;)"
    Ahahahaha, what the hell does that even mean, lmao XD

  • @jessicabilldt689
    @jessicabilldt689 2 года назад +1

    Dogs at the park don't smell each other as much lol

  • @10secondsrule
    @10secondsrule 2 года назад

    He’s hilarious!

  • @elvislad
    @elvislad 2 года назад +2

    Fantastic tv.

  • @Unxnown1
    @Unxnown1 2 года назад

    OMG, 3 minutes of sniffing each other like dogs in the park, hilarious! 😂🤣🤣

  • @smlfan2087
    @smlfan2087 2 года назад +4

    All that sniffing at the start is so funny. Who does that?

    • @palmeristo
      @palmeristo 2 года назад +1

      Only Jeff

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 2 года назад

      @@palmeristo tbh I know Craig Ferguson has done, as well.
      And he and Craig together, is extra magical lol

  • @deepsix6666
    @deepsix6666 2 года назад +6

    4:41 Love Katherine's face at Jeff's weird remark

    • @deepsix6666
      @deepsix6666 2 года назад

      @Jeff Goldblum Ok Jeff just don't sniff me please

  • @kellygreen1343
    @kellygreen1343 2 года назад +2

    Kathrine. You're hilarious!

  • @TheDandonian
    @TheDandonian 2 года назад +7

    He's the definition of over powering. You have 2 choices in his presence, stand aside or fight him but I suspect if you went with the latter, you'd lose the battle.

    • @helsinki
      @helsinki Год назад +2

      Dude is tall, has long reach and very grabby. His hands just wanders around when he's talking and before you know it, you are grabbed into whatever he is talking about. So to be polite, you just go with it.

  • @user-or9cj3vk6t
    @user-or9cj3vk6t 2 года назад

    Kitty: "I sing"

  • @interghost
    @interghost 2 года назад +3

    The man is crazy... but we love it!

  • @valeria_sue777
    @valeria_sue777 2 года назад

    I don't know what the hell was going on in this episode, but I absolutely love it!

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives 2 года назад

    6:25 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍

  • @finestkindmedicinal5967
    @finestkindmedicinal5967 2 года назад +2

    Somebody slipped them all edibles

  • @regnhyld
    @regnhyld 2 года назад

    Balloon guy is going to have a field day with this one.

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes… Sniffing all guests and then 5:55 happens. 😂😂😂

  • @ScooterSkillsYolo
    @ScooterSkillsYolo 2 года назад +1

    Thought I was having a stroke the entire time whilst watching this

  • @alalducente
    @alalducente Год назад

    goldblum being jeff

  • @Remynator
    @Remynator Год назад

    I'd be late to an appointment for the job of my life because I scrolled utube before leaving and landed on a title with Jeff in it

  • @gabrielzarate7775
    @gabrielzarate7775 2 года назад

    That was so kool

  • @moonchild1518
    @moonchild1518 2 года назад +1

    Love Jeff's music.

  • @jameshorne88
    @jameshorne88 2 года назад

    You ready baby cat ? . Omg . He's so charming .

  • @MB-xw1tu
    @MB-xw1tu 2 года назад +2

    Just had a Craig Ferguson, Smell my finger awkward pause.

  • @vicenteservantesservices9446
    @vicenteservantesservices9446 2 года назад

    Jeff goldblum awesome great

  • @timthompson7205
    @timthompson7205 Год назад

    That’s the kind of music you listen to to enjoy the last bit of an acid trip.

  • @mgedeonj3
    @mgedeonj3 2 года назад +1

    Jonathan: Can I be the baby coming out?

  • @_MANASYt
    @_MANASYt 2 года назад

    the socks :)