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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
  • Enjoy a handful of tall tales from the Taskmaster himself: Greg Davies.
    0:00 - Greg Davies: "I once caused an injury to one man whilst getting a different man to say the word 'vegetables'."
    5:17 - Greg Davies: "I once invented a language so I could speak to my sister in secret. I even gave this language its own name."
    8:57 - "Gareth was the rickshaw driver I once paid to pedal me home. By the time we got home, he was so exhausted I let him stay on my sofa."
    15:15 - Greg Davies: "At school, I invented a game called Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room."
    19:40 - Greg Davies: "For my first term at university, I rented a bathroom in a student house and slept in the bathtub every night."
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  • @TonyTheYouTuba
    @TonyTheYouTuba Год назад +276

    7:16 Greg’s sheer uncontainable joy at the ridiculousness of David Mitchell saying “Coushoon” is a wonderful thing

  • @billyeveryteen7328
    @billyeveryteen7328 Год назад +770

    I love how he's the complete antithesis of Bob Mortimer. Bob will throw in a bunch of nonsense details to make every story sound like a lie, whereas Greg throws in a bunch of specific details to make you think the story is true even when it's not.

    • @apk4381
      @apk4381 11 месяцев назад +4

      But adding "nonsense" to a story surely turns it into a lie? Since you are adding things in that arent true?

    • @craigporter4539
      @craigporter4539 11 месяцев назад +13

      Doesn't everyone love the Gulf Stream?

    • @n0oOoO
      @n0oOoO 11 месяцев назад +38

      @@apk4381 yeah except for the fsct that the nonsense is true and bob mortimer is actually insane

    • @85UKDan
      @85UKDan 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@n0oOoO He does sometimes add stuff that didn't happen to true stories like the animatronic hand lion

    • @ILuvAyeAye
      @ILuvAyeAye 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@85UKDan The animatronic hand lion was real! Reddit found something that looks convincingly similar at least.

  • @1999hellboyable
    @1999hellboyable 11 месяцев назад +203

    Rob’s quick wit is underrated, the bit about “you’re very big aren’t you is gold”

    • @09juliancarr
      @09juliancarr 10 месяцев назад +19

      Also the “you’re a very good actor” and Rob’s reply “well……”. Also “we’re all BAFTA nominated” were brilliant!!!

    • @steveharrison76
      @steveharrison76 Месяц назад +2

      @@09juliancarrI was going to say that too 😂 it was amazing

  • @randombutspecific
    @randombutspecific Год назад +354

    Greg's best quality is how he feeds off everyone's energy and contributes so much to the general merriment with those big belly laughs

  • @djnifos
    @djnifos 11 месяцев назад +325

    I've watched him tell that vegetables story at least 10 times by now and I still laugh.

  • @iambiggus
    @iambiggus 5 месяцев назад +29

    "Awwww SCHEISSE!!!" is one of those lines that is funny in the delivery, and then gets even funnier as you think about the context.

  • @TimeLady128
    @TimeLady128 11 месяцев назад +174

    The Austrian teacher going "is everybody here" is such a German and Austrian thing to say. Almost all of my teachers were asking us that instead of counting. We almost lost 3 students on the way back from a trip when the doors on one of the cars in the underground were faulty and would not open at our stop. We had to go one further and find our way back. This was before everyone and their cat had a mobile phone, by the way.

    • @RinN3-.
      @RinN3-. 11 месяцев назад +3

      That’s hilarious 😂 👏

    • @minniewinnie4868
      @minniewinnie4868 7 месяцев назад +4

      I totally agree 😂 20 years ago on a school trip. They left me at a Truckstop in Lyon/France, but they showed up again, after an hour. Of course it was my fault, said the teacher, because she asked in the bus "is everybody here" and I thought to myself "damn, adults are f*** stupid"

    • @htmc2022
      @htmc2022 6 месяцев назад +2

      Everyone & their cat 😂 had a mobile phone ❤😂❤

  • @thememaster7
    @thememaster7 Год назад +163

    Greg's Rickshaw lie is up there with Claudia Winkleman's labelling people with animals story. No hesitation whatsoever.

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes 10 месяцев назад +71

    Why did they go lie for the vegetables story when he kept enthusiastically and embarrassingly adding more details while genuinely creasing up laughing? 😂

    • @CJ-ft9yo
      @CJ-ft9yo 3 месяца назад +1

      I’ll never get that they said lie !

    • @pbondcasa
      @pbondcasa 2 месяца назад +1

      It was actually a truth.

    • @seanjosephhayes
      @seanjosephhayes 2 месяца назад

      @@pbondcasa Hence my question based on how Greg had answered everything.

  • @PaquetasCar2147
    @PaquetasCar2147 7 месяцев назад +23

    The comedic chemistry between Rob Brydon & Greg Davies is a delight to observe. It's clearly there but is wonderfully understated.

  • @Danieljordan2
    @Danieljordan2 10 месяцев назад +44

    The “Vegetable story” is for sure the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Brittish comedy is superb.

    • @SemolinaBee
      @SemolinaBee Месяц назад +1

      The "Fecal Jackson Pollock" does it for me...

  • @kb9102
    @kb9102 4 месяца назад +11

    I love how Greg looks normal sized next to Richard Osman 😅

  • @Tjs736
    @Tjs736 Год назад +83

    “We’re better than that “. You can take the man out of the classroom but you can’t take the classroom out of the man

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, you can just tell that was one of his go-to lines standing in front of a class lol

  • @Canuckmom128
    @Canuckmom128 10 месяцев назад +46

    I ADORE British Comedy. Greg is a freakin LEGEND, and I think a big part of his ability to make you LYAO is that he used to be a “normal guy”, who was a Teacher. That stays with you and informs your act in many ways…mainly that you never want to go back there 🤣 Awesome. !

    • @LymanGreen
      @LymanGreen 10 месяцев назад +5

      Completely agree on all points. I’d put Greg on my top 10 list of comics without a doubt.

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 11 месяцев назад +51

    British humour is unmatched 😭😭 lol 😂

  • @user-wt1eo9ho7i
    @user-wt1eo9ho7i 8 месяцев назад +21

    He is hilarious and has had a very interesting life, especially as a teacher.

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 Год назад +55

    I don't know if it's in the spirit of this game but this story is true 🤣

  • @youya3.0
    @youya3.0 4 месяца назад +6

    I wish I'd had Greg as a teacher 😅

  • @williamfence566
    @williamfence566 11 месяцев назад +23

    Childhood regret that Greg wasn't my teacher during school years

  • @permos
    @permos 5 месяцев назад +6

    I absolutely adore this man, he’s 😂. I wish I could meet him once over a candlelight dinner 😊❤

  • @veronicahammond5550
    @veronicahammond5550 4 месяца назад +4

    I love Greg Davies 😂

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 10 месяцев назад +8

    "Where did he put his rickshaw?" OMG, hahaha

  • @juliestevens0426
    @juliestevens0426 2 месяца назад +2

    I love Greg Davies. He's hysterical

  • @lukewatson1977
    @lukewatson1977 10 месяцев назад +11

    I can just tell if I went out for beers with Greg I'd end waking up tied by my feet, upside down hanging from an electricity tower with my credit card and mobile phone sellotaped to my arse, accompanied with a note saying "Hehehehe!".

  • @Valkyrie0801
    @Valkyrie0801 Год назад +36

    COUSHON!! ahahahaha i love Greg Davies. The new tv show The Cleaner where hes a crime scene cleaner is hilarious❤

    • @Littlebit1031
      @Littlebit1031 11 месяцев назад +2

      I’ll look for that! Greg is too funny!

    • @carolgarland3282
      @carolgarland3282 4 месяца назад +1

      I’m looking forward to it

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 11 месяцев назад +29

    OMG, Greg’s outrageous story made me laugh so hard that I’ve peed my pants

  • @helenarnold6985
    @helenarnold6985 2 месяца назад +2

    His teacher stories are so REAL

  • @Si74l0rd
    @Si74l0rd 10 месяцев назад +9

    I can imagine Bob playing Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room, I'm surprised he hasn't played it before to be honest!

  • @lisasoar8448
    @lisasoar8448 4 месяца назад +3

    "Two lampposts" 😂😂😂. Love Rob Brydon ♥️. 14:16.

  • @fionajones8231
    @fionajones8231 11 месяцев назад +21

    I love Greg Davies. Laffin out loud keeping my dog up! :D

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 Год назад +55

    Greg is not quite Bob Mortimer hilarious, but he's awfully close! 😂😂😂

  • @TaureanTrish
    @TaureanTrish 11 месяцев назад +10

    I love Greg. 'Man Down' is brilliant! Never laughed so hard. :))

  • @KellyDurgan
    @KellyDurgan Год назад +16

    My favorites are Gareth and the one with his mum Pauline

  • @goldeneddie
    @goldeneddie 11 месяцев назад +11

    21:22 if Greg's flat had 'a giant 1970s sofa' why didn't he sleep on that instead of the sofa?

  • @NbSkaz
    @NbSkaz 11 месяцев назад +5

    23:15- 23:26 such an underrated joke from Rob Brydon lol

  • @polycrystallinecandy
    @polycrystallinecandy Год назад +18

    "You're very big, aren't you 😏😘"

  • @liesn1926
    @liesn1926 10 месяцев назад +6

    Hilarious! I love Greg Davies.

  • @nicolem2103
    @nicolem2103 11 месяцев назад +3

    Snorkel Parka Music Practice Room game makes me laugh every time I watch this

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 11 месяцев назад +5

    Greg's best stuff is on WILTY. Most people's best stuff are tbh. Love it.

  • @rhondawebb3469
    @rhondawebb3469 Год назад +18

    Very funny man!! Trying to imagine him as a teacher !!! LOL

    • @needaccount94
      @needaccount94 10 месяцев назад

      Definitely a different style of teacher than the one he played on Inbetweeners

  • @glenbrucecostello4464
    @glenbrucecostello4464 19 дней назад

    I knew the Snorkel Parker game was real , he preformed it in an episode of Man Down , so i knew that was true 😅These stories are just gold 😅

  • @vivienneoneill5400
    @vivienneoneill5400 Месяц назад +1

    I love this guy.❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @piratescove4
    @piratescove4 11 месяцев назад +8

    Plot twist: it was the Language Teacher who asked him to come over and watch Netflix. Then we were given the wonderful Bad Dong video. Comedy genius Mr. Taskmaster.

  • @punkinuk1
    @punkinuk1 11 месяцев назад +29

    Phil: You're the skip, you've got the armbands
    Marcus: Do you get armbands if you're a captain?
    Phil: Only if you can't swim
    Makes me proud to be British.

  • @ShortMan_123
    @ShortMan_123 9 месяцев назад +5

    Did no one think to ask Greg why he didn’t just sleep on the sofa in the house haha

  • @tajdancer
    @tajdancer 11 месяцев назад +7

    I've watched this vid many times and it always makes me laugh.

  • @madonnasanta6794
    @madonnasanta6794 11 месяцев назад +9

    His made up language made me cry with laughter...KUSHONNNNN

  • @graemeadamson7272
    @graemeadamson7272 9 месяцев назад +8

    Such a good story telker , Gregg . Love it❤

  • @Mark-oy9lw
    @Mark-oy9lw 11 месяцев назад +4

    Brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @IvoryB
    @IvoryB 11 месяцев назад +12

    I need an episode with Bob Mortimer and Greg Davies on the same team. Does that exist?

  • @danjames4086
    @danjames4086 10 месяцев назад +2

    Before he put his hand up I guessed this game has Bob Mortimer written all over it.

  • @Cookie-ri9pz
    @Cookie-ri9pz 11 месяцев назад +2

    Kenny from South Park. With his parka & eyes showing. 😂

  • @SkepticalTeacher
    @SkepticalTeacher 11 месяцев назад +4

    COOOOH-SHOOOOOOOOOON!😂

  • @neilfleming2787
    @neilfleming2787 11 месяцев назад +6

    I love the conviction he gave it on that last one "Its the truth"

  • @JonJobOnzo
    @JonJobOnzo 9 месяцев назад +2

    Snorkel Parka rhymes with We Do Beg Your Pardon

  • @jonr4164
    @jonr4164 10 месяцев назад +2

    Playing poker against Greg Davies would be the ultimate ante up to this show. He is so freaking good.

  • @miaschannelforcommenting
    @miaschannelforcommenting Месяц назад

    some part of me believes that the rickshaw story was FULLY true, but it simply wasn't gareth who was pulling it that night

  • @Dreju78
    @Dreju78 Год назад +18

    No hoot owl of death?

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 11 месяцев назад +2

    Not being excessively familiar with a "snorkel parka", I thought they were just jibberish words until he began to unravel the mystery. In my head I heard "snorka parker".

  • @Michelle-qq4sd
    @Michelle-qq4sd 11 месяцев назад +3

    Should be a character in a movie.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +36

    Greg Davies is a tall, welsh Bob Mortimer

  • @bobstirling6885
    @bobstirling6885 Год назад +21

    We had a large sofa and I took the cushions as they fitted the bath......why did nobody ask the obvious question - why didn't you sleep on the large sofa??

    • @randombutspecific
      @randombutspecific Год назад +1

      Baffles me to this day. I can only assume someone asked it and it was edited out

    • @infinity6969
      @infinity6969 Год назад +5

      I'll propose it cldve been to get some relative peace and quiet- as compared to a living room where often times the party goes on till early morning hours

  • @Nursiie
    @Nursiie 8 месяцев назад +1

    Greg Davies is hilarious!

  • @Niki-mp8qe
    @Niki-mp8qe 2 месяца назад +1

    The trip to calais i must say is normal, we were told off you go, meet back here and there was no headcount coming back from what i remember, i think everyone made it home, im guessing teachers went to the pub lol i dont blame them

  • @ericadunn9435
    @ericadunn9435 3 месяца назад

    I think you'll find we're all BAFTA nominated 😂

  • @stylingdom7532
    @stylingdom7532 10 месяцев назад

    17:59 Lee turns exactly into a teacher

  • @TassyDeval
    @TassyDeval 9 месяцев назад +1

    What a funny lamppost he is.

  • @jaybestnz
    @jaybestnz 10 месяцев назад +5

    Just imagine Greg Davies and Bob Mortimer as a gay couple with Russel Brand as their son who won't leave home.. Please can you guys make that show..

  • @Steven-mb8xq
    @Steven-mb8xq 20 дней назад

    Nice hair job rob

  • @annmariebuscema
    @annmariebuscema 10 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂❤

  • @taffytop
    @taffytop 10 месяцев назад +7

    Did Greg mention that he used to be a teacher? He rarely mentions it

  • @AJ-ei3ee
    @AJ-ei3ee 3 месяца назад

    VEGETABLES

  • @iamTurkeyBird
    @iamTurkeyBird 11 месяцев назад +1

    Who’s to the left of Lee Mack in the first clip?

    • @aaybee6876
      @aaybee6876 11 месяцев назад +1

      John Cooper Clarke.

    • @iamTurkeyBird
      @iamTurkeyBird 11 месяцев назад

      @@aaybee6876thank you, but I guess I should have said his right, our left?

    • @aaybee6876
      @aaybee6876 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@iamTurkeyBird lol her name is Alex Jones

  • @jackfrosterton2530
    @jackfrosterton2530 11 месяцев назад +1

    3:02 those teeth should not be on television

  • @Steven-mb8xq
    @Steven-mb8xq 20 дней назад

    Such utter rubbish

  • @stephenchannon2138
    @stephenchannon2138 10 месяцев назад

    Alex Jones, is really good looking, so why is she wearing so much make up. You don't need it!