AYG Comedy Podcast: Weird House Smell w/ Kippy & Foley
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
As a Canadian, is it trash to use a vacation day on US thanksgiving so I can watch football and drink all day?
Hahahaha sounds like clean living to me
That's living like a gentleman
You're Canadian American now buddy. Welcome to the USA.. USA! USA! USA!
Classy as it gets 😂
Good piece of business there 🎉
I’ve never laughed so hard as when Foley described using crutches! 😂. This podcast is funny!
12 minutes in and the boys are cooking like a 6 o clock dinner rush.
Foley: I did the ice bucket challenge during the pandemic...
Hahahaha that's the equivalent to
I just checked out Hands Across America, it was pretty cool.
#FoleyForever
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This really is my favorite new podcast. Thank you for the laughs fellas!
Thank YOU brotha!
I manage a hotel and people like Foley throw our whole system off with their early check ins and late check outs loI. But for a little extra caaash we can look the other way for a few hours.
Hahahaha
Yeah I'm split right down the middle. I work in tourism as well and know it's a reality but also an aggravating one. I've definitely done it but always very apologetically and sheepish. Its at once both class and trash.
Such trash
Let's just say while you 3 B̶o̶z̶o̶s̶ distinguished gentleman were away at the time share, Aunt Tuddy and me got better acquainted.
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...and I...
Your new step uncle @eblis
"Maybe it was a warm water challenge" caught me off guard, laughed for a couple minutes straight. friggin' love yall.
AYG is not one of those podcasts you can casually have playing in the background because you end up laughing out loud like a crazy person.
E
Foley's haircut in the intro reading almost made me cry, glad he's still looking like Ridge from Bold and the Beautiful
Hahahah
My buddy shared a unfinished attic room with his little sister and it always smelled like piss but he had Sega and sonic 2. Dr. Robotnick isn't going to beat himself so I was smelling piss for a couple of months.
Oh my god my girlfriends sister shared the money posts every day and it infuriates me lol. JUST GO TO WORK THATS HOW YOU GET MORE MONEY
Hahahhaa trash!!
The big one has big water and the little one has little water
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Aaawwe
I laughed so hard when H.Foley said how he used crutches. lol
That's a bit
Yes, Family Time without having to deal with relatives! Let's go!!!
Hahahaha 🙏🗑🙏
I can smell if people have ants and roaches im like some sort of trailer park bloodhound
Hahahaha true mark of trash
Only one out of 250,000 people have the keen of a nose
I've never been a patron before but wit these guys, I gotta start. Love AYG
Thanks dude! Its a party over there!
its def worth it
Definitely worth it
lets gooooo! put the bottle in your hand & the baby in the refrigerator, the boys are in!
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Baby in the fridge?! You want it to freeze to death? Tumble dry on delicate.
The girls with walking boots are literally twisting their ankles and breaking bones in their feet from Tik Tok dancing. A lot of girls who couldn't and never danced before Tik Tok are overestimating their coordination and athleticism and actually physically getting hurt. See it all the time in the clinic. The immobilizing boot just makes it easier to get around.
Did Foley retire the “No Cap” shirt?
Think so!
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I want that back! It was like No Fear for the 2020s.
Kippy, I'm sure you've heard this before but the best episodes are just you and the big man. We need more of them. Less guests.
Thanks brotha! We like em too!
You'd love the Patreon then. They do two more of those each week. That's why it's actually a nice change when there's a fire guest on.
I love that the long hair did not cut ANYTHING out of the box end of the show. 😂 Left the boys lookin' like a couple of Bozos!
Your promos bring me joy. "/garbage" at the end of links is the best.
URL based happiness is all class.
oddly the best part of the episode had the fewest spoken words. Foley, I fucking love you.
@1:02:00
Really digging the on-the-toilet last minute ad reads by the Kipster, great resonance in that bathroom pal😬
New patreon goal: teach Foley how to use crutches for when the diabetes takes a foot (or 2.)
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Foley:’ I would’ve ran you over with the lawnmower’ 😂😂
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Everybody knows KJ can't keep track of any question, ever. Best be rid of the whole "first question" idea all together. May the best man win.
Hit the bricks!
I'm on mushrooms rn Idk
So the long hair is lying?
my favorite way to start the week with KJ, shoeless toby and the big man! *also commenting on the video before anyone could possibly watch the whole thing is traysh*
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Shoeless Toby has big Rick Rubin audio engineer energy, the kid might be producing Kanye West New album.
The trash bag on the ground bit hit home as I was doing it while listening
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Speaking of smells, did everyone have that one friend or neighbors house that always smelled weird? It kinda smelled like fish or some foreign spice, it wasn’t necessarily a bad smell just weird.
Lol FOR SURE
Its funny you bring that up. I assumed that was gonna be the central joke of the ep based on the title. I didn't mind the houses that smelled like ethnic foods but the more problematic ones were the places that smelled like wet dog and cheese. I can think of at least two kids who had houses like that. 👃🤢
Anybody with indoor cats or a litterbox.. those houses are nasty. There's no "odor eliminating " technology that works for cat piss and shit, those people are just in denial about their poor choice in pets, and their friends are too scared to speak the truth.
@@roymakescomics I know what you mean but I think it comes down to laziness sometimes. I have a cat but he’s very clean and we put the litter box in the spare room (where nobody ever goes anyway) as far away from the main part of the house as possible and clean it out every few days. We also use high quality litter and odor eliminator powder which helps a lot. The cheap stuff doesn’t work as well. And we also have a covered litter box that has a swinging door that the cat goes through so even if it stinks a little it’s pretty contained inside the bubble instead of being exposed. So I totally get what you’re saying and I’ve experienced it too but the litter and boxes they make today are way better than 30 years ago and as long as you stay on top of it it’s really hard to notice. We also vacuum that room and the surrounding area every two days or so which helps so it’s not dragged all over the house. On the other hand some houses have 3, 4, 5 cats and if they’re the floofy kind they can leave hair everywhere and really poop and pee a lot.
No, that’s smells more like an old apt building. Everyone cooking their own dinners
Foley's two main fears in life are the ocean and being abducted. If Foley got in the ocean everybody else would be in danger because of the amount of water being displaced
How do you grow up in Philly & never visit the beach?
In the spirit of the upcoming holidays...
When visiting family, have you ever gone through their medicine cabinet?
I'd smoke half a pack with a sinus infection
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My brother would switch off of Marlboro Reds to Newports if he had a cold. My older brother swore cigs warded off colds. After quitting he would catch everything going around in the winter.
The things foley "can't do" or "doesn't understand" are just too funny sometimes 😂 the crutches got me
I once hooked up with a girl at a St Patty's Day bar event because we connected on the sheer fact that we both had broken leg boots on...... It feels trashy till this day 😂
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When I was a union roofer, I spent many rainy mornings at the casino having breakfast and bloody Marys. I am trash for 😃
Also I'm usually first so I'm sorry that I missed it 4 minutes in
Hahaha i’ll let it slide!
Family Episode. Love me some K.J. and Big Daddy Foley....What? Nothin on that? ;)
Hahaha thanks brotha!
iiiiced.....❄
These guys have a great natural dynamic that isn't forced. It flows well and keeps my attention. I generally watch the entire episode and find myself almost annoyed if it's interrupted.
Is it trash to just buy a couple Costco rotisserie chickens, carve em up and call it turkey with some stove top stuffing?
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"in my brain I used shaggy" that's how you know this man's a legend
When your homies room smells like indoor cigarettes smoking and the combination of monster and tortilla chips
🤢🗑🤢
Home sweet home.
Remember the Stereo app? Those numbers were "Trew da floor".
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Its classy to buy a FRESH bottle of shampoo. Hotel shampoo is garbage to its core.
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
When giving a Bonkos sweatshirt as a gift, what’s trashier?
1. Tie-die it with bleach?
or
2. Belichick the sleeves?
Gotta Belichick the sleeves!
Boys are comin out swinging on this one… lookin like John Kruk and Darren Daulton In ‘92
😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌
Shoutout to Pauly in Biodome!! 🤙🏼
Top notch!
Birthday was a couple weeks ago, now I wouldn't have been disappointed with an egg roll with a candle in it
Studying for finals can wait, new AYG just dropped so it’s burnie time
😂😂😂 hit the books!
Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.
😂😂😂
48 & his mom is doing his laundry? Omg
Hammers are important to some guys. Me. All the jobs you do with the same hammer over the years. Not surprised you got yelled at 😂
The boot on hot dames i.e. The High Heel Casulty Effect is from them gals putting them fancy Jimi Choos shoes on and having a few cocktails -whammy! You gets the twisted ankle and a lame duck date.
😂😂
Just figured this out, Folye's sense of smell is a prelude to him eating; and everything he does revolves around eating.
Bronx Love guyz
I would love to see one show than doesn’t mention food of some kind.
I don't let my kids go to the beach with anyone except us. Especially if they have a bunch of kids going. To many kids for 2 adults. The water is dangerous!!
You boys were COOKIN on this one i can tell ya that!
It could be worse Foley. Could’ve been Clint Eastwood in the beguiled. Yikes! He was kissing on the 12YO lol. 😬 No bueno!
Time to eat my dose of garbage!
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Went to the casino on christmas morning once cause my grandma loved the slots
Hahahah oof
That is trash ugh p
You can definitely get the smell out of a house. My parents rented to the same family for 10 years and holy shit it was horrible. They had to paint the whole house white and change all the carpet and the smell went away. Then sold really quick.
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Dryer sheets inside vents helps in a rental. Knew about a home in Morristown NJ that was taken down to the studs because a large group of Indians had been living there. Curry smell thruout
"1st fundraiser's tomorrow night" made me spit coffee all over my computer
One too many memories came up with this ep. Shout out to Palm Sunday.
😂
Had a neighbor whos house smelled like vitamins..kept looking around but never spotted one..Never ran in to that smell again either
Ever had to buy a $1 store pregnancy test?
Oof
Jesus christ, is that ‘Ugo Boss!? Fuckin Curtis J. Kipperwood lookin like hes about to take an international business meeting in Dubai!
Yous guys make my Sundays!
Thanks! 🙏🗑🙏
I always keep smoking even when i get sick. The only time i stop is when i can't physically stand up
family ep! my favorite.
Thanks E!
Many apartment hallways smell worse than any house I've been in
Lol they can be real tough
Foley relates EVERYTHING TO FOOD..cant imagine why his forehead is starting to predrute
😂😂😂
Omg! I just said that yesterday. I can’t remember if there is something he won’t eat
Lmao. Listen to the adults in your life except at a catholic church!!!!
Thanks for the laughs; Much appreciated.
Thank you!
The Punisher flags had me dying. We all know "that guy"
Poor man's Pinesol, Fabuloso! Garbage!
Saying Oxford Valley mall reminded me I was ecorted from the property in the earlier 2000s by Middletown PD because I played Jingle bells on the bell in the elevator behind Santa. Those doors opened and me and my buddy got grabbed. They were not amused by playing of the alarm button lol.
Side note, I just noticed after who knows how many episodes that the painting in the back had "30s" on the corners. I think that about sums up South East PA garbage in 1 painting
😂😂😂
black levis trucker jacket is fly
Thanks brotha!!
Making friends with the people who moved into grandmas old house down ur street so u can see what they have done with the place
Lancôme y'all don't forget that accent circonflèxe. Peace!
Do you know anyone who, as a kid, was playing in a car causing it to slip into gear and crashed into something?
If Foley and Kippy don’t drop a Garbage Christmas Album-I mean, what’s the point of all of this??
Hahahahaha
Your chemistry is off the charts. Never missing a beat boys.
JUS GIMMME DA LITEEE ND PASS DA DROOO
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I have passed on two really nice looking apartments. Red Curry 🤢
Yup! I know of a house that was almost knocked down the smell was so bad
I think that 1 name is supposed to be pronounced rubbing my sack.
Calvin Klein makes the g unit tank tops now. Thought I was 50 cent my senior year of high school but turned out to be maybe a nickel once I put that thing on.
😂😂😂
Epic intro. Love youse two!
Thanks!!
My mum was complaining about the phone/internet bill one day and in a fit of rage was yelling she’s cancelling the Netflix, this is the Netflix I pay for and they mooch for free 😂
😂😂😂
I love when they miss a good name. Ruben Mysak
Is it garbage to, after en extended stay at a hotel, after leaving, coming back back regularly to drink the complimentary coffee?
Hahaha yes
sunday is for the homies!!
Yaaassss
Foleys eyes after the crutch thing and Tobey laughing
An attractive woman in a boot. 9 times out of 10 she's a snow boarder
😂😂
My house smells...but thats cause Im an immigrant, is that still garbage-adjacent?
Hahahaha
Foleys sleepin hat just stinking like burnies and milk chocolate.....
😂😂😂
Ever cut a charger and split the wires to charge something else it wasn’t originally supposed to charge?
Hahahaha jeeeesusss
"Bah-Zoh"
😂😂
G-g-g-g, it’s KAY JAY!
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dude, those G Unit tank tops look like a bra. So stupid.
One at a time crutches.
Holy Christ Foley.
Shoutout to kippy for reading the full Patreon address contact info 🤣🤣🤣
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JAWN-diss
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I dated a girl for five years in hikes school. I was best friends w her twin bro.
ignore how weird that is, i didnt realize the psychology behind it until recently lmaoo but my point is that their family had a scent and it was the detergent. Foley loved that familys scent cuz at home they were using the big generic detergents. I know from experience dude
I ended up obsessed with a girl who had the same smell like 13 yrs later and then realized it and bought that detergent. Now i am the master of my domain
Hikes school is only 4 years