Buying My Dogs Everything They Touch
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- Опубликовано: 20 фев 2019
- I believe this trend was started by Nicole Skyes, she's done several of these here's a link to her original video • Buying My Dog EVERYTHI...
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In true parent fashion: "you can have anything you want"
"Can I have this"
"Anything but this"
Thank you for making my day 😂 ( no joke, I mean it )
That is my mom in a nutshell lol
Sweet name Otaku Taco, also great comment. I was laughing my ass off.
Can I have that?
Anything but that.
:|
Jenna: marble sit
Marble: *dances nervously*
Mood
Kermit buying himself medical supplies kills me to this day
It's in character
Jenna: "okay, we're gonna buy anything you pick in the store"
Marbles: "I'm gonna pick a *fight* "
Kermit: takes all the toys
Peach: takes all the treats
Marble: 👁👅👁
Jenna: Marble u alive?
Marble: 👁👅👁
Jenna: Marble touch something
Marble:^👅^
Edit) I was gone forever and I got so many likes thanks!!!
Jenna: marble we can't have a cat tower
Marble: 0-0
Jenna: Marble is alive!
Marble 👁️👄👁️
Jenna: MARBLE!
Marble:👁👅👁
Kermit peeing in the middle of the store is the peak nasty boy energy.
anastasia
ON TOP OF THAT HE SHOT IT RIGHT AT HIS FRONT LEFT PAW I-
@@cooper.murray NASTY
I still think it's a reincarnated old man that wants to pay society back for all the taxes he paid.
He knows he can get away with anything as long as he plays dumb.
Edit: Yeah, definitely an old man. He went nuts on the credit card. _"Hehehe, it's not my credit rating!"_
anastasia christina boi*
Nasty boi points yes please
plot twist: marbles is actually a genius, and just wanted to help Jenna get a cat. he was barking at lexi, and the *only* thing he intentionally touched was a cat tower. marbles is a good boi who just wanted to help Jenna
Marbles knows.
@@gothtokki he knows all truth
@@coranimate he is god
cats are eww
Yos
I still get shocked when kermit pees even tho this is like the 8th time i’ve watched this video lmao.
Relatable
Literally, been forcing my bf to watch with me as a good reason to watch it for the 100th time. I’m just being nice and showing him videos I think he will like hehe
Lmao read this comment one second before he started peeing 😂
me toooo and then proceeds to pee all over his legs lmaoo
Marbles: *disassociates*
Kermit: *plots their murder*
Peach: *exists*
Perfect a
Yes
Fenella Da Fish PLEASE LET THIS JOKE DIE IT’S SO ANNOYING
Peach is da best
“He’s not picking anything.” What are you talking about? Marble is picking all the fights.
nice
kateemma22 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this needs to be the top comment 🤣
OOHHHHHHH
That's it, this is the comment
Jenna Marbles' fans are the fucking funniest
It's been years and Julien doing that offhand quick zoom on marbles looking tiny in his giant bed by the fireplace never fails to make me laugh.
Years later and “when the sausage hits” still cracks me right up
Here I leave you the best products printed with canine motifs
teespring.com/stores/victors-market
Gets a big chain, alcohol shirts and a butt syringe.
Spends all of Jenna's yearly savings.
Pees in the store.
Steals Peaches and Marbles toys, and loves the big sausage
Kermit's nasty boi levels have never been so high.
Ryan Crean my favorite comment
Ryan Crean 😂
*likes a big sausage*
So true
Peach: picks toys
Kermit: picks choke chain, giant sausage, butt pill thing
Marble: picks fight with cat
don't forget kermit peeing on the floor
What we’re learning is that Kermit has many kinks
Ginger Leaf including soap
Ginger Leaf thank fuck I was on the toilet already I just peed myself laughing at your comment!😂
The dead one has a name?
“What if one of you touches a cat?”
Marbles: “I understood the assignment”
Jenna you helped my dogs! so I have two Shetland sheepdogs and apparently they can have very weak jaws and will try swallowing rather than chewing, our vet talked to us about it after they had to loose some teeth and said we need to give them stuff to chew on like bones, but pig bones make them sick and beef bones are too big so I remembered how your dogs loved greenies in this and decided to give them a try and they've helped my dogs immensely! you aren't even here anymore and you still help me, thanks so much Jenna love you and hope you are living the best life!
P.S. sorry for the huge message I just wanted to express my gratitude for Jenna somewhere
I think that's sweet. ❤️
*Kermit being a hoarder for 22 minutes straight*
Weeve yep
Jenna: "Marbles touch anything!"
Marbles: *touches cat tree*
Jenna: "sorry we're not getting that."
Marbles: *deeply depressed*
Dharma Alarid no changes I see :), also 579 likes 0 replies, I didn’t want you to feel lonely XD
@@huskyluva2180 I appreciate you
Dharma Alarid haha
Not to mention with the reaction to the cats, and the fact he physically couldn't touch them I honestly think it counts.
XD
Shoutout to that chinchilla at 4:50 for being so chill while encountering a goblin
The pure *serotonin* I still get from watching Kermit just be a purely chaotic middle child and hoarding all the toys
Peach : *i am greed*
Marbles : *give me feed*
Kermit : *i just peed*
Bunny : *no no lead*
Big fat Llama i feel like this is an underrated comment I love it
this needs more likes omg
I wheezed
*hees been freed*
marbles : i am *speed*
“the dysfunctional squad” a toothless ancient dinosaur and two hunchbacks 😭
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
AKSJKSWNKWSNSKSS
And now
Anxious Horse
@@user-mv8ys5og5l a n x i o u s h o r s e. Why is that actually so accurate
B1998 lmaooo anxious horse
I have a theory that the dogs got each other gifts. Peachy got all the toys for Kermit and he got her all the treats. Marble was trying to get Jenna a cat.
“Is he buffering” is my favorite thing julien has said EVER
"he has a high ping"
Solutionist ' fam calm ya tits they said it’s their favourite thing JULIEN said ever
s e a b i s c u i t
Ava Echeverri 18:31
@@stevenbaas4011 bruh why u got an attitude
Kermit: “I want it, I got it”
The treats mom bought it
oh c’mon, I just got that song outta my head lmao
*sing in tune of Ariana grande 7 rings intro verse”
“Breakfast in a bowl unlike the marbles
I is a cermit I cry for my mama
Green soap or white i say nah I want all em
Happiness is the same price as what I touch
I is not wasteful
I is very graceful
I not dirty
Peach eats my food
If I just cry hello mamy
I is cermit so I got it”
Tamara T. lmao this is good
No chicken, I’m cryin. I’m nasty and flawless. Lmao
Me, watching this originally: “YES LET JENNA GET A CAT.”
Now, in late 2020 after the addition of Bunny: “That was probably the right call.”
I wanna know how bunny would act around a cat
@@lonelyheartsclub27 Julien talks about the routine all the greyhounds from their rescue go through in one of his blogs! They test all of the greyhounds by walking them near a small dog, and walking them near a cat, and seeing how they react. Only a dog that reacts well to both would get put in Julien and Jenna's house, because Italian Greyhounds are considered to have "cat-like" motions, so a dog that gets a prey response around a cat might go for an Italian Greyhound too.
That said, they still have to be very careful, and it would be even more nerve-racking if they had a cat. Maybe Bunny would have been totally fine with a cat, but they're fostering so many different greyhounds, it's hard to know they all would all the time. And a greyhound that raced was trained to chase small cat-like creatures (well, I think it's a fake creature, but still), so it would be scary having a cat.
It's been 3 years and I'll never stop missing them. If Jenna ever comes back I wanna see a bunny version of this
that'd be amazing!
They got married and mr marbles was there ❤Lol sorry not bunny related but julien shows a really sweet photo of Jenna and another greyhound. It was a beautiful pic
Peach: Toys!
Kermit: Literally wants to the whole store.
Marble: *cAt*
An smoll angry cerment Marple will geyt a caut to graow
How to care for your marple
How should I treat my an marple?
You should treat your an marple like he is dead. Marples never no were they ar and conztanly look ded.
Peach : FOOD
cAt
Kermit: pees on store so it's his
“My dogs don’t touch anything”
*kermit proceeds to drive by touch everything*
Drive by touchings
I'm so scared something happens to Mr Marbles or any of the dogs while Jenna is on this maybe permanent hiatus that I'm watching every possible old video with them in it.
The dogs, they make me so happy. It would just break my heart if something happend to them and all I get to remember them is old videos.
Mr Marbles, now more than ever, please be inmortal
I think about Mr marbles a lot he’s almost 13 and it worries me that if he passes away while she’s on her break she’s going to have to come back and tell everyone 😞
He's a chihuahua, they can live up to 18-20
Julien does updates. He did a whole update video a while ago; and the dogs in their Halloween costumes (not to mention the stream cameos).
My chihuahua lived to be 18 (their life expectancy is between 18-20 years, sometimes older), and smaller dogs tend to live longer in general, so as long nothing unexpected happens, they'll thankfully be around for a while. 😊
He still alive and I would say well! :)
I know Jenna's not on yt anymore but imagine this concept, only Bunny (maybe add Loni when she's ready) but instead of them keeping everything they touch, they get to donate all of it to whatever charities of their choosing (since they're the rescues of the family). I need more dog-people to do this, both for the content and the donations
peach: just a few things is fine for me
kermit: give me e v r a t h a n g
marble: *WANT CAT*
l a s a g n a he want cat and cat tower
Hey you're the one that called me Sherlock, hi.
marbles: want cat FOR DINNER
Marbles supports his mother
Kermit was in the middle! Bc
Kermit
Middle child
marbles DESERVED that cat tower. he could be the king of the tower
hes old and most things arent fun anymore, he just wants a cool place to nap in thats all he wants. give him the cat tower,,
Toothy yup he’s small and wouldn’t know where he is marbles would nap there all day
Start a movement to get marble that cat tower
Lmao
Crystal Orozco where can I sign
We now know that Kermit, when confronted with excess luxury goes from a crying nervous mess to an absolutely greedy goblin, and I can’t think of anything more on brand
Idk why “TOUCH. SOMETHING. ELSE.” Makes me laugh so hard
Pretty sure Marble was trying to tell you he wants a cat, a bird, a chinchilla, and a small child. Possibly to terrorize, but I suspect he just wants to get them all together in a ring and make them fight to the death. So. Yes. That is Marble's choice.
Erica Tarasoff 😂😂😂
high quality comment 😂
Jenna: *literally refuses to buy Kermit **_one_** thing*
Kermit: *pees on floor* take that
Lol I was reading your comment just as that happened in the video
I wanted to like the comment but it's at 666 and I don't wanna ruin it
I would smack my dog if he did that and then run him outside. But....... it’s not my dog.. 😡 **mad face zooms in and intensifies**
Veeeee~
@@jasper-wh4hf lol
13:23 Cermet really suits pink! Pink is his colour! It helps him grow
"What a disfunctional squad" got me though 😂
Jenna: everything the light touches is yours.
Marbles: what about the cat tower?
Jenna: everything but that.
FinalFantasy7Freak6 this comment deserves more likes.
AmethystEyes
Lol thank ye
THE CAT TOWER IS THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD
Nadia Harris ye it is
@@nadiaharris5284 YES
Nobody:
Kermit: Pees on the ground
Kasey Gratz I read this just as it happened
Kasey Gratz HE PEED SO MUCH
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😁
The Iggies just going crazy: 🤪
Marble:
^-----^
👁 ⚫️ 👁
👅
I love marbles sm 😭😭
Awwww
i love marbles' little happy walk im crying 😭 the wagging tail and smiley face hes so old and cute
Marble seeing those cats is the most *alive* he has looked since 2012
Marbles is 2008 alive
They should get a cat since obviously marbles needs it
@@MichelleTendy that joke is underrated
Marbles touched the cat and the cat tower. He wants a cat
That's why he is Jenna's favorite
He wasn't shopping for himself; instead he was attempting to gift his Mom.
He wants to BE a cat.
@@bleaky8885 why does that make my heart hurt so much?
Yes thats... yes
Jenna: I haven't seen anyone do this with a small *excited* dog...
*camera pans to Kermit bawling his eyes out*
this is a comfort vid for sure
i was just gonna say that
Mr. Marbles looked very much alive and happy in this video and it made my heart happy
Liam Laboy dude same
I think it's because his teeth don't hurt anymore
Is he dead or what?
@@Jack-oc2xq it's a running gag that he is
Mariya Milusheva oh okay, I just started watching Jenna again and I’ve seen so many comments that I didn’t know if he had just died in the last couple of days or something
They see it, they like it, they want it, they got it
😂😂😂😂
yuh
Jenna needs to make a song with these lyrics hahahaha
@@Joojoobeans petition for JnJ memes to do it
The treats? Mom bought it. The snacks? I got it.
3 years later and I still return to this video when I'm sad. thanks for all the serotonin, Jenna
its 2021 and I'm coming to Jenna's channel for some wholesome, unproblematic serotonin inducing content because the world is F***ed and this channel is my escape. miss you so much Jenna, wishing you nothing but happiness, health and (bomb a$$) horoscope readings.
underrated wholesome comment 😊✌
Kermit: *N A S T Y*
Peach: Food driven
Marble: Living his best life not knowing where he is.
Marble out here living the best life
marble is me
*Cement
Hotel: Trivago
Roberto XS all of these are me
Marbles kinda touched the cat...he wanted the cat...clearly. I think you should get him the cat.
definitely
If mabble want a cat, he gon get a cat
@@-mirsken- *mabble*
It's so cute written out.. I've really only heard it said out loud before hahah.
someone Yeaaah, Mabble
yes the cat and then the cat tower
kermit is just the kid that's willing to speak up for what the siblings want
Kermit is the physical embodiment of “everyone was thinking it, I just said it”
Marbles is like John Mulaney he is constantly zoned out and just occasionally zones back in to see how things are going
* *Cermet touches a customer* *
* *jenna gets her wallet out* *
*“how much”*
Alexa Meadow 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️
Threefitty
Kermit is into BDSM
We can't pretend we didn't see this coming
Sammi Syrek lmfao
The S is for Soap.
“Damn Kermit is that what you’re into?” 😅😂😂😂😂
I just gotta say as much as I miss the weekly Jenna and Julien videos I’m so glad she has left up most of her old videos. I’m going through a tough time right now after loss of a close family member and just having the ability to watch these silly videos makes me feel just a little bit better.
Marble got robbed. He deserves that cat tree.
Dead men dont climb trees
Dezh22 its a cat TOWER thank you very much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 idk why but the fact the only other thing he was interested in was a $100 thing for cats really got me
PrincessLuLu lol you can tell I don’t own cats
the funniest part of this comment, the CHERRY on top... "marble"
Marbles doesn’t choose much but he has expensive taste
Alternate title: Buying the Entire Bottom Row of the Pet Store
The bottom row is supposed to have the cheapest items
Plus something on the second lowest shelf (that thing kermit wanted)
I was the 3000th like
Alternative title with bunny : Buying the entire top row of the pet store 😜
kermit rly showing who he is this video.
- choke collar
- stealing marble's giant sausage
- butt medicine thing
It’s not a butt medicine thing actually! It’s for helping dogs take pills orally.
These are my comfort videos
"You forget my leash, humiliate me in public.."
Pees all over harness.
Adventures in the life of a nasty boi.
50 shades of nasty
NASTY BOI
Marbles looks very much alive in this video.
Sheila Ramey that dog means so much to me ugh I want to protec him with my life
@@ayej26 agree 100%. Marbles is the Betty White of dogs, the standard for all dogs, and a national treasure.
Sheila Ramey 😭❤️
I was literally going to write “Marbles looks so much better since having his teeth done!” But you beat me to it! 😛
@@michellecotton4086 ❤ he glowed right up!
Jenna: you act like we don't feed you.
Kermit: *heavy breathing and minecraft noises*
Me: watching all the dog videos bc not only do I miss Jenna I also miss the doggos ;(
Julien: "Marbles, you still haven't touched anything."
Marbles: "I can't friggin REACH anything!"
BAHAHAHAHA
Marbles is just happy to be invited out. If that ain’t me...
Me too! I'm so happy I've found another toothless chihuahua to chat with, there's so few of us on the internet these days. It's truly a shame.
lana 💓
Seriously, I'm just glad people consider me
I miss her 😭 I still rewatch her videos when I’m having a bad day and need to laugh
Same. She kinda canceled herself at the worst time, right before covid hit. I get it but least we have the channel left
i am proud to announce that my
iggy pup is related to kermit and peaches (from his dad being from the same breeder) that’s all i’m just proud that i have kermits cousin
not true
bird: *looks @ marbles*
marbles: 👁👁
👄
sHiStEr SpOokEd 👁👄👁
S A N A I I gee, sorry but it’s just emojis, nothing special!
Since when did Kermit have Kylie Jenner lips xD
Volaire ♬ since forever👩🏻🦲🥵
Hey bubby gorl how you THRIVINGGGGGG
“Marble can you sit?”
Marble: *prances around*
Not to be dramatic or anything but i would die for marbles
He's so cute
Mr. Derp banana i know, i love him
No he’s buffering
Sabrina the awkward art kid meebles
Employee: can I help you find anything?
Marbles: no thank you I’m just browsing.
What if... When (if) she comes back... she finally has her cat?
Hopefully she comes back!!!! I miss them and I wonder how bunny’s doing!?!?!
@@maryfrail2292 honestly i need to know if marbles is still alive and well 😭😭😭they havent giving updates on the doggos in soo long
@@jyphoric999 I’m sure he is
@@jyphoric999 julien gives updates on his channel 😊
Jenna: go on marbles! Pick something!
Marbles: 👁👄👁
Ivana Klam I’m fucking dead
ICANTFUCJJJFHK
Hahahahahhaha
Dhletodhhlidrlfhl 👁🦷🦷👁
THESE KILL ME LMFAO
This should be called ”how Jenna went into debt because of Kermit.”
and somehow peach owes jenna money not kermit
im beginning to realize how peach and Kermit both owe Jenna money.
*p e e*
or "jenna being kermit's personal shopper"
She lives in a 2.8 million dollar home i doubt it
*but carpet is alot to handle-*
i dont know what it is but this one vid. i always come back to it like it hard resets my brain when im feeling low. i cant get enough id watch her do this for like 6 hours
Same
Is anyone else revisiting this video since Felix posted a video like this today?!?
I don't know why but "come get y'alls shit" is the funniest thing I ever heard
I dont know but it just is
troeler that’s just me baby sitting 😂
Same like the way she said it made me LOSE it
He peed in the store to Mark his territory........ Now you need to buy the whole store lolol
Next week's episode is "Buying a Whole PetSmart Franchise"
@@TylerPalma 😂😂😂
Jenna: Why is Kermit on the table?
Everyone: He likes to feel tall
It helps him grow
“He’s not picking anything, he’s just barking at children”
Marbles just wants a cat. He wanted a cat tree and a cat to go in it
he /is/ the cat
Cat tree😂
All hail the fluff growing plant
If only he was tall enough to touch the cat
He'd have a better excuse for not moving
7 rings but its Kermit in the pet store
I see it, i want it
I touch it, i got it
lmao
JnJ Memes get on it!!
Honest to god knock me out
Omfg someone make it, I need it.
this popped in my mind THE INSTANT i saw felix's new video
LITERALLY SAME
Same
This feels like a sitcom
Kermit being a nasty boi for 22 minutes straight
666 likes 😎
Alexis Lauren 666 likes.
Kermit: Being a nasty boy for 22 minutes and questioning his sexuality
Peach: looking for every piece of food with chicken.
Marble: 👁👄👁
ValleyEliteAllStars -Sophia except for when he bulked up against the cat lol
Your descriptions are my friends:
One of my friends is Kermit
One of my friends is peach
And I’m marble
True thoooo
Gacha Plays529 same
I am all three of them
The transition scene between at store to back at home, the iggys staring, on the watch, Marbles barking. High quality transitions hell yeah
Damn...two years. Still watching all of her videos.
marbles buffering for 3 minutes straight
kermit I think u mean 12 years
Julien: what's happening to him? Is he buffering?
Marble: ⏱️⏱️⏱️
Daniratoe more like 👁👄👁
@@MayorOfMaeville more like⏱️👁️👄👁️⏱️
Jenna's wholesome channel is so comforting, especially in times like this where I'm having to deal with being sick. Anyone else with covid coming back to Jenna's vids for a smile?
I love how Kermit was just hoarding all the toys
Marbles secretly was picking out stuff for a cat freind. The tower, the toy, and the actual cat.
Big Oof aaaawww😭
@jenna marbles
@jennamarbles
Marbles has Jenna’s back. He knows what his mommy wants.
I continuously come back to this video just to watch Kermit run away with the giant sausage toy (11:56)
Kermit is like “ok cool! You forget my harness and leash and make me use marbles, Imma rack up a bill so big because I matter too!” 🤣
Marbles doing his little hand thing when he's trying to "sit" is so cute
He's perfect 😭
I love him even more now
His little bark 😭
this is the most alive ive ever seen marble
He so cuuuute and alive
Cant relate
I love your username sis
Until now, I thought he was just a zombie
Danielle swimming classes
@@danielle7394 ayeeeee twinning