Mark Normand Roasts Your Mom's House Guest! w/ Tom Segura & Christina P
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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This lady: ya everyone is killing me online
Mark: so is it my turn??
It's a man, that's the joke
Andy Milonakis is finally aging, not just because of the weight gain
Comedy
@@PaPaPOVEYwhat…?
@@samstratton3714GRRRR!!!!👹👹👺😡 DONT YOU DARE MAKE ME ANGRY!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao a coffee influencer gets *roasted*
Full circle
This is the best and #1 comment. 💯👍🏿🤌🏼
@@lvl99dust Why thank you 😅
you must never comment anything again, it will be all downhill from here 😂
@@rajeshkoothrapali3489 I too fear this as well lmao
Lesbian peter griffin going crazy
Lore accurate Peter griffin
Looks like Meg all grown up
I i think she studied to be a priest. She seems like a nice woman.
Exactly!
dude I cant even begin to explain the respect I have for her coming on the podcast and laughing at herself a little bit. the world needs more people that can handle this kind of situation with that amount of grace
I sure couldn’t.
So graceful 😂
I'm not going to respect people who are desperate for attention, she didn't go on that show for heroism she went on that show for more attention.
The hard cut from “sheesh people were so mean to you” to “lol Kim jong un lady funny”
Yeah, it's definitely played up by the editing. When u get to the comments it seems everyone is making fun of her, so it seems less like a merciless jab and more like part of the shtick
Is that physique naturally attainable?
not from a Jedi
It takes a lot of wham whams and honey buns to get to that point. You might have to hire a nutritionist that does their job completely backwards but it’s definitely attainable with lots of hard work
Wow people just can’t live their life without putting down others, huh?
Obese people put down others every day by eating for more than one person. Deal with it. Having and eating too much food is your biggest problem? Life must be pretty good.
@@claracupcake2604 nobody is putting down anyone, except your view of things.
That Kevin Hart is such a tear jerker
Real recognize real for that comment
I spent like $40 to get a single bag of coffee from her shop shipped to California because I just wanted to support her. I love that she took hate comments and turned them into inside jokes with her supporters.
Who is she?
@@miss.cellanous8610 people have been sending her mass hate through social media for literally no reason. That’s it. She just reacted really sweet to it all so I support her
Dork
This interview with Andy milonakis is killer!
Peas on my head but don’t call me peahead
No it was Kim Jung un , did you not watch the video ???? The guy at the end sed it’s name. That’s not Andy you Karehn creepster
@@omarzalpa1985I got lees on my head but don’t call me a leehead
ngl Andy could make a pretty funny podcast guest 😂
Fuck 😂
Hate from Colorado
Lame joke
@official_Oscar Ta(k)e care of (y)our(s)elf
Hate from Texas 88
@@official_Oscar lame comment
Hatey hate hate from the 757
Female Peter griffin can't hurt u
Female Peter griffin:
Damn Harry Potter let himself go after the movies 😂
I was about to comment the same thing 😂
Harry Pannacotta
every time someone has round glasses there is that comment
@@rafabar6652 People should stop wearing them, that's why
Harry potbelly more like it, it looks like it stinks.
She’s making bank and her coffee is amazing! Love her so much!
Sending hate from the US
Lame 👎👎
@@official_Oscaryou know what else is lame? Simping for a bridge troll in the yt comment section
@@official_Oscarwhat the FUCK is WRONG with YOU ?
What a loser you have to be to hate on someone for doing nothing 😢😢😢
people not knowing the context of this clip and comment lol
Glasses are suppose to sit on the nose. Not cheeks
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Read this, chuckled, the video looped and I realized the glasses really are sat on the cheeks and not even touching the nose.
@@petejugglingWhat a genuine human experience
SUPPOSED
this comment was funnier than the video
she’s a legend for still going
Fr she seems cool just looks like someone who’s get mad ez
That's a woman?
@@gopnikgamer8207 idk if that was called for but sure bud
@@gopnikgamer8207 yeah it's a woman, get over yourself.
@gopnikgamer8207 do you even know how punani looks like?
She is so amazing! Such good vibes! Loved her content from day one.
She looks like crabbe if he did that potion to look like Harry Potter and it’s nearly ended 😭😭
🤣🤣🤣fucking mark ! That Kim jong UN or whoever you had in here spike was killing me bro
Aaaahhh comedy 😂😂😂😂😂
Im glad she has a good sense of humor about it. I hope she continues to succeed
No you don’t liar
I hope she continues to diabete
everytime i see Mark, his non existing ear lobes always perplexes me lol
Holy shit, he really doesn't have ear lobes, I won't be able to unsee it now
Holy shit
a certain percentage of people have ears like that. I learned that in my portrait drawing class lol
i can never unsee that
Fuck you dude... Now that's all he is to me 😓
ZERBERT HER!!! HAHAHA! I thought I was the only one who used that verb.😂
Harry Potter learned the fast-food spell
What
the moment he saw her he had to make fun of her just like the comment section lmfao
Mark Normand is hilarious
Unlike Mr poor boy and the lying Russian tourist
was it Andy Milanokis?
No lol it's a coffee influencer from tiktok
Candy Milonakis, put some respekt on the name! 😂
@@gabeal2892 Coffee Milkonakis 😅
No he is actually funny and has talent
No it was Kim Jung un , did you not watch the video ???? The guy at the end sed it’s name. That’s not Andy you Karehn creepster
“…. thick …. hearty…” Norman 😂🎉❤
Christina looking at her like "I'm so sorry about this." 💀💀💀
Tom acting innocent. That's hilarious. She roasted herself.
She's adorable 😍
She seems so sweet
She wasn't. Look her up a bit better.
@@TIOLIOfficial she was? she wasnt rude at all and isnt even rude to the people that hate on her looks like you should look her up a bit better
That's the diabetes.
That’s just her blood sugar.
A ball of sweetness
All of the mommys now have this ladys back for sure. Its neat to read the comments on her videos since appearing
Tom switched from dad vibes to uncle real quick 😂
He’s so fake lmao
Tom has zero identity except the watches
Mark Normand looks like if the Pokémon Ditto were to transform into an adult human man.
ahhhh shes lovely to be fair.
Not the word a normal person would use.
@@DrakeTain no? In Ireland that would be a pretty standard word to use.
Yeh I'm Irish, can agree. @@devanman7920
Do you have eyes?
@@Pughhead lovely means sweet in Ireland
He seems to be a decent fellow.
I haven't heard anyone use the word "zerbert" except my dad.
Lol, I've never even heard the word I had to look it up, I just assumed everybody that speaks English calls those blowing raspberries.
Came from The Cosby Show. His young daughter asks him what z-r-b-t-t spells. He says it spells "zrbtt". She asks what it means and he blows raspberries on her neck.
@@TheSkinnychef1620 oh that's hilarious and makes sense because my dad watched that show a lot.
@@TheSkinnychef1620 Now it sounds creepy after what came out.
I legit thought her glasses were drawn on. Following Kim Jong Un is wild. Mark Norman is a savage
Just wanna let you know, don't listen to the positive comments
lol omg
It’s so awesome to have a good spirit about the way things turn out and making the best of it . She will get so many more followers out of this
Shout out for having the coffee lady on and talking to her like she's human.
Mark was like...let me just remind me of who you really are Tom
She's such a nice person and rolls with the punches. Just like she rolls down the sidewalk (kidding if you see this Caitlin! You're amazing!)
She likes to eat rolls...(get it?)
The idea that these two people are on her side and don't understand random hate is INSANE
“Making coffee is harder than your 9-5”
Literally her first video ever then comes out oh why do people hate me?
Yo congrats Christina glad to see someone who genuinely deserves to get some recognition
That Peter Griffin impersonator was so nice. Glad you had them on!
Female Peter griffin
You gotta love Normand, I mean he thought she was cute he was being a good sport about it 😅
Took me basically the whole video to realize that wasn't Andy Milonakis...
Tom resisting the urge to also roast her to her face 😂
Damn I haven’t heard anyone say Zerbert in a long time
Legit had to look this term up; only ever heard raspberry
Cosby show. Didn't know other people remembered the term.
If you know the industry, it's even funnier that Mark said he had to follow her🤣
Why is Tom pretending like he’s not one of those people that would ruthlessly troll her/they/it onkine 😂😂😂 god he’s insufferable
You ain’t fooling anybody we know that’s you Peter Griffin 😂
So happy they got her on the show, she genuinely seems like she knows how to filter the hate. I hope she turns into a symbol instead of a punchline lol
Andy Milonakis with higher than normal blood pressure 🧏♂️
shout out to her for not stopping!!
If someone is doing something that 98% dislike is that winning? She’s basically making no money off the social media views/interactions because the content is to short (It’s not posting it’s content on RUclips shorts). So it’s kinda like a lolcow but without the revenue
@@collingriga1819 yep
@@collingriga1819 She owns a coffee business. It’s not like her life is centered around her online popularity.
Oh no social media doesn’t like me… I guess my whole life is a failure!
Eating?
@@JadedJetdamn you got to it before me
Mark norman with the hard sunglasses tan line
It’ll be okay lesbian Peter griffin
I get not liking fat people who try to insist people find them attractive or whatever, but the amount of hatred people feel for fat people who aren't doing anything to them is baffling
What an absolute mess 😂
Why are Tom & Christina being so nice to that coffee girl, when they constantly bash fat people?!
That "tipping point" jab was undernoticed and underrated.
Thought the glasses through her off but no it's all her face to 😂😂😂😂😂
Hate from Uranus
The kid from up is really going places!
That’s not a kid
Title should have been
"TikToker Gets Roasted by Mark Who Looks Toasted"
If he said that in his presence Diabetus would have had a breakdown.
She looks like Harry Potter traded Hogwarts for hog roasts
god damn xD
I like her videos, even though I don’t drink coffee. But this just goes to show that you can be the kindest nicest person on the Internet and still will get paid for no reason.
My body dismorphia is now cured.
175 and proud ya queefs.
Thanks Mark ❤
What is with that overactive camera?!
It’s what happens when channels fall off, they start doing editing tricks to retain a new audience like flagrant doing the impaulsive cam work.
True story I got a paid RUclips ad for 2 bears the other day, desperate times when they try to trick new attention deficit poors into watching their infomercials
@@imnotbenavery9220tbf mark is a total chad and just reuploads videos of him from other channels. If theyre gunna steal his own content might as well....
It's what happens when idiots turn horizontal videos into vertical ones, like are kids unable to rotate their phones nowadays? Why are all videos vertical suddenly??
I think it's based on a study that children (and some adults) can't stay focused on a video for more than 3 seconds. So the constant zooming, smash cuts and shaking is s product of attempting to change the frame intermittently to keep you focused on the video.
I noticed it watching baby shark and other videos like that with my 4 year old. Constant smash cuts and unnecessarily zooming in and out every 2-3 seconds.
@@imnotbenavery9220crappy editing wont help them retain shit. If they were smart they would have given me a full 360 of this specimen because i want to examine herm's largeness. I couldnt see shit from this video.
She has a good attitude and it is pretty funny❤
Can you see your toes?
or penis
Says you bro your fat
Sometimes bullying is necessary. Being that size is slowly killing herself. So people will bully in hopes she will change
She looks like my bicycle tire when i accidentally walked away from the pump longer than i should have
The chubby guy is cool for taking the hate so well 👍
I mean look at that thing of course it's gonna get trolled
Bro Tom’s team need to do more research, she’s been trolling people by saying making coffee is harder than your 9 to 5 jobs, and now she acts like she doesn’t know why are people roasting her.😂😂
Its nice to hear first hand the only person on earth that received hate online...amazing...
She’s cool
The laughs in the back always gets me
God bless her she such a kind soul
On God thought she was a he 😶
That was a she?
@@Gaibethebaptistthat’s what I’m asking I thought it was a dude before the mf started talking 😂
understand two things 1. People look for cuteness & therefore give bad reviews to uncute things 2. Teasing is a battle/challenge/provocation. When I was in school, I teased because they were so easy to provoke, I truly wanted to play around with them & to get them to muster up strength to survive the world & they did, when they almost reached a breaking point lol. It wasn’t even that bad, it was things like: ‘we lost the kickball game because it was all your fault’…and he very angrily replied, ‘you wanna make a bet asshole?’. It was hilarious. We both walked away happier.
I wonder why…
What a unique guest choice. Especially for this pod. And with Mark Normand lol this is like a weird dream
Didn’t Tom publicly lambast a woman at an airport on Twitter for simply doing her job? Lol
At least they got roasted ,Tom!
Top tier comedy content, Tom 😔
U definitely deserve your riches
No I remember this chick. It all went downhill for her when she said and I quote, “being a barista is harder than your 9-5.” And then made a TikTok about how grinding coffee in an automatic grinder is exhausting…
She also said “being an influencer is harder than working a 9-5” she’s not innocent!
pretty sure that was supposed to be engagement bait...
@@203arbour9 well all it got her was a lot of hate…
QC at the gravy factory?
Mark bringing the comedy
Wow, 4 comments and 3 bots. RUclips is pretty much ruined.
The artistic comedy in this video is stimulating to watch and creates many thoughts in my tight wet brain
@@KamPatterson69 LOL you need a picture of barely contained boobs as your avatar to sell it.
Bots are a psyop.
@@KamPatterson69 the physical matter my brain is made of is very squishy and wet
And she didint give up!
The camera is literally struggling to fit that monstrosity in its frame.
Spenny just throwing in “count shitula” is hilarious
Mark's the best!
I straight up had to stop working for a minute when he said thst I was laighing so hard
i love her