Why Do Cockroaches Even Exist?

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @PJ-jb5bm
    @PJ-jb5bm 8 лет назад +325

    Shout out to the 99.7% of roaches that stay away from me. You're the real MVP

  • @mixey01
    @mixey01 8 лет назад +378

    I still think Noah shouldn't have let them on the Ark

  • @Nonamelol.
    @Nonamelol. 7 лет назад +1410

    We are all men until we see a cockroach flying

    • @Jay-uf1ue
      @Jay-uf1ue 6 лет назад +2

      Mech killer 154 orginal joke

    • @avon.2866
      @avon.2866 6 лет назад +9

      My mom blows the hell out them with bleach.

    • @alexblack9609
      @alexblack9609 6 лет назад

      Yup

    • @angeL_ocracy
      @angeL_ocracy 6 лет назад +2

      *Flies to Alaska*

    • @hunter-z4547
      @hunter-z4547 6 лет назад +6

      your statement have deep meaning

  • @beenthuggen
    @beenthuggen 8 лет назад +481

    can the 99.7% of cockroaches come get the 0.3% that live in my house

    • @madmoblin
      @madmoblin 8 лет назад +35

      You want that many roaches to enter your home?

    • @beenthuggen
      @beenthuggen 8 лет назад +10

      +madmoblin she said 99.7% of cockroaches live away from humans. so I said come get the .3% that lives in my house

    • @madmoblin
      @madmoblin 8 лет назад +15

      BeenThuggen But their still entering your house to get the smaller amount out.

    • @beenthuggen
      @beenthuggen 8 лет назад +32

      +madmoblin now I see what your saying lol. 99.6% can wait outside while .1% gets them

    • @madmoblin
      @madmoblin 8 лет назад +2

      Ah.

  • @andreajanine2890
    @andreajanine2890 8 лет назад +280

    My charger wire rubbed against my leg while watching this and made me jump

    • @angeL_ocracy
      @angeL_ocracy 6 лет назад +11

      *OMFG MINE RUBBED AGAINST ELBOW JUST NOW NO KIDDING*

    • @fagalicious5166
      @fagalicious5166 5 лет назад +3

      I had earbuds in my ear while watching this and I fking jumped

    • @aaronwrecks3324
      @aaronwrecks3324 5 лет назад

      The tie on my shorts falls on my side while I'm sleeping and I completely jump out of my bad and throw my sheets on the ground lol

    • @HeavenGoode
      @HeavenGoode 2 года назад

      Imagine having ✨clairsentience🙃✨

    • @sammybutler3027
      @sammybutler3027 6 месяцев назад

      A few years ago I was sitting in my chair and thought I felt my cats whiskers touch me, it wasn’t, it was a huge cockroach, when i tell you i bolted tf out of there and cried in the corner bc wtf

  • @lucascalado1361
    @lucascalado1361 8 лет назад +651

    Cockroaches, you little buggers, I don't think I'll ever squish another of your kind again. Unless you're in my home in which case you will be brutally tenderized into a fine, rich paste slathered on the underside of a flip-flop.

    • @turboyabo864
      @turboyabo864 7 лет назад +22

      but what if that one cockroach is pregent and you squash it ,and the babys are still alive just in the form of past won't there just be a endless roach cycle

    • @azariahbaker3046
      @azariahbaker3046 7 лет назад +3

      Lucas Calado LMAI I feel u

    • @sirreal2741
      @sirreal2741 6 лет назад +2

      nemsis turboverdirve when I see any kind of bug/insect I simply catch it & move far away from my house

    • @theinquisitiveone1655
      @theinquisitiveone1655 6 лет назад

      Lucas Calado, I'm dead 😂

    • @peanutmmssuck4370
      @peanutmmssuck4370 6 лет назад

      Lucas Calado why a paste, that's slightly edible

  • @mr.takethingstooseriously
    @mr.takethingstooseriously 8 лет назад +963

    man they should just stay out of houses

    • @Selvokaz
      @Selvokaz 8 лет назад +17

      but thats where the most filth is..

    • @atree4995
      @atree4995 8 лет назад +4

      +Selvokaz ever heard of dirt???

    • @nahhchill
      @nahhchill 8 лет назад +6

      +A Tree the kind of filth they like is in homes

    • @almighty4106
      @almighty4106 8 лет назад +11

      keep the house clean bro

    • @ljones2752
      @ljones2752 8 лет назад +66

      Yeah. They don't even pay rent.

  • @kuzon2094
    @kuzon2094 8 лет назад +332

    The only reason I don't step on a cockroache is because the noise it makes

    • @martinezj.7502
      @martinezj.7502 8 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂 .... Same

    • @AllGoldAG
      @AllGoldAG 8 лет назад +15

      you mean that crunch sound

    • @IizUname
      @IizUname 8 лет назад +76

      I don't like feeling the crunch underneath my shoe.

    • @kiitten5482
      @kiitten5482 8 лет назад +12

      +Euro System a little too much detail man xD

    • @kiitten5482
      @kiitten5482 8 лет назад +3

      +Euro System same 😖 eww

  • @nikeboy8903
    @nikeboy8903 7 лет назад +569

    i just killed one and next day it was gone like WTF

    • @TityMuncher713
      @TityMuncher713 7 лет назад +301

      now it lives for vengeance

    • @spoon4287
      @spoon4287 7 лет назад +103

      Ants ate them.

    • @BootyWarrior80892
      @BootyWarrior80892 7 лет назад +173

      You didn’t clean it up after killing it 😖

    • @abnercruz7083
      @abnercruz7083 7 лет назад +135

      Nike Boy ants carried it somewhere else overnight to eat what remained of its corpse .
      *that or it flew away and told all of its friends to scare the living crap out of you tomorrow*

    • @miroslavivanov25
      @miroslavivanov25 6 лет назад +88

      Move house. They are preparing for war

  • @dracson237
    @dracson237 8 лет назад +271

    "Why do cockroaches even exist?" To scare the shit out of people when flying.

    • @dracson237
      @dracson237 8 лет назад +8

      But seriously, I've always thought of them as a failsafe if an event that causes mass extinction of life on earth happens. They're extremely tough and would even survive a nuclear fallout so I feel like I'm not far off.

    • @bri-ep4yd
      @bri-ep4yd 8 лет назад

      xD

    • @TheShadowed
      @TheShadowed 8 лет назад

      That's a palmetto bug

    • @jackwolford6149
      @jackwolford6149 8 лет назад +3

      cocroachs are Satan's butt plugs

    • @yesikanarvaez5027
      @yesikanarvaez5027 8 лет назад

      I hate them with a passion and I fear them

  • @hookshot320
    @hookshot320 8 лет назад +445

    So, a kind of WASP can't live without cockroaches? Cool, 'cause we all want to keep the wasps alive...

    • @angeL_ocracy
      @angeL_ocracy 6 лет назад +4

      True, but it is pretty cool.

    • @dejavu2171
      @dejavu2171 5 лет назад

      @@dengeki8479 lmao

    • @m1a2abrams52
      @m1a2abrams52 5 лет назад +40

      Wasps suck because they kill bees, and without bees humans die

    • @GoogasSpaghetti
      @GoogasSpaghetti 5 лет назад +4

      Wasp and bee no exist sting 😡 i wamt bee and waps die

    • @guillermoolivaiii9550
      @guillermoolivaiii9550 5 лет назад +13

      @@GoogasSpaghetti No Bees, no plants of all kind. So, if you get sting, you are always scared and stupid around them.

  • @grammarnazi8187
    @grammarnazi8187 7 лет назад +268

    I use cockroaches (among other things) to feed my pet ants.

    • @azariahbaker3046
      @azariahbaker3046 7 лет назад +16

      Grammar Nazi wtf do u have a pet ant

    • @deistafterleavingislam2483
      @deistafterleavingislam2483 7 лет назад +47

      I think he's talking about "ant colony"

    • @kalipsy5700
      @kalipsy5700 7 лет назад

      Grammar Nazi hello there i like you are hat.

    • @B121AN1
      @B121AN1 7 лет назад +5

      azariah Baker Go watch AntsCanada or other ant channel.

    • @eligirl100
      @eligirl100 6 лет назад +2

      I used them to feed my turtles

  • @hoganholo99
    @hoganholo99 8 лет назад +255

    Am I the only person that absolutely, positively, without a shadow-of-a-fucking-doubt hates cockroaches...but, thinks spiders are freakin cool?

    • @-cosmicrogue-
      @-cosmicrogue- 8 лет назад +57

      Cockroaches 1. Are pests that literally LOVE to hang around humans, and will eat your food, and scatter their poop and bacteria all over your home. 2. Are fucking FAST. Like, turn on the lights and they scatter like hell spawn. 3. Will crawl on you. 4. Will FLY AT YOU.
      Spiders are just lone hunters trying to catch some tasty bugs. They don't want your food and are terrified of you. They will only bite you if you accidentally sit on/step on/squash them. Also, spider webs are really marvelous creations. And some spiders are super colorful and have intricate markings.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 8 лет назад +11

      the only thing roaches are good for are feeding more deserving predators

    • @tptrashaf8710
      @tptrashaf8710 8 лет назад

      Same

    • @GigaSeadramon
      @GigaSeadramon 8 лет назад +1

      Holo the wise Wolf

    • @hoganholo99
      @hoganholo99 8 лет назад

      Bradley D'souza ...and don't you forget it.

  • @vacbed
    @vacbed 8 лет назад +858

    These things drive trucks in France.

    • @carolinadelaossa7383
      @carolinadelaossa7383 8 лет назад +55

      I'm going to hell for laughing at this xD

    • @NT_Chris
      @NT_Chris 8 лет назад +12

      Can you even get earlier? And why am I laughing?! xD

    • @deeliriyum
      @deeliriyum 8 лет назад +4

      And all of those things are what's good about the joke! :D

    • @swagmaster6922
      @swagmaster6922 8 лет назад +3

      Too soon.. But Fuck it.

    • @frozeneternity93
      @frozeneternity93 8 лет назад +1

      ... too soon

  • @Patchuchan
    @Patchuchan 8 лет назад +34

    The ones that stay outside are ok but the ones that get in my house will be killed with extreme prejudice.

  • @jonathanthompson4077
    @jonathanthompson4077 8 лет назад +119

    So how many other people only listened to video without looking because they pics of roaches were coming up?

  • @ashleytaylor994
    @ashleytaylor994 8 лет назад +255

    In Miami huge roaches are everywhere, especially in the garage

  • @Twist-p1l
    @Twist-p1l 3 года назад +20

    "What do you think of cockroaches now?"
    The exact same thing I thought about them 4:12 ago.

  • @Isaiahisnotonfire
    @Isaiahisnotonfire 8 лет назад +200

    Anyone else terrified of Cock Roaches?

    • @rafaelcordero6652
      @rafaelcordero6652 8 лет назад +19

      Yeah those 'Cocks man. and the bigger and darker they are the scarier they look 😅😅😅 lmao jk. Too much room for twisted humor

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 8 лет назад

      +JpegXguy Not really, I've never been scared of them, but I've bren extremely disgusted of them since day one, and still am the same way. Ya can't get used to those disgusting little fucktards.

    • @uglypotata6110
      @uglypotata6110 8 лет назад +2

      yeah, the flying ones even more

    • @IJTFILMSI
      @IJTFILMSI 8 лет назад

      Ugh I hate roaches, the thing that's scares me the most is them crawling over me at night. luckily I haven't seen one in my household in a year

    • @kyleraccoon6195
      @kyleraccoon6195 8 лет назад

      No... I like them

  • @samuelsquire4155
    @samuelsquire4155 8 лет назад +227

    Don't forget about the flying cockroaches

    • @marcorodvas
      @marcorodvas 8 лет назад +53

      there's no manly reaction to run away from flying cockroaches.

    • @daquanrushing5584
      @daquanrushing5584 8 лет назад +47

      FLYING COCKROACHES?!?!? What has this world come to?!?!?!?!?! Why does such a disgusting and terrifying creature exist? What's next, flying spiders?

    • @marcorodvas
      @marcorodvas 8 лет назад +8

      dragon rampage you'd be surprised controversialtimes.com/science/scientists-discover-species-of-flying-spider-and-its-highly-venomous/

    • @samuelsquire4155
      @samuelsquire4155 8 лет назад +4

      Wow this world is turning to shit :(

    • @daquanrushing5584
      @daquanrushing5584 8 лет назад +13

      nach WTF!?!?!!?!?!? WHY!?!? WHY IS THAT A THING?!?! AND THEY'RE IN MY STATE!!!! WHERE IS MY FLAMETHROWER?!?!

  • @dejavu2171
    @dejavu2171 5 лет назад +38

    *Roaches poop is good for the environment*
    ISNT EVERY POOP GOOD FOR RHE ENVIRONMENT

  • @EvilJamesGuy
    @EvilJamesGuy 8 лет назад +83

    When the video show a full-screen image of the cockroach... kinda freaked me out a little there....

    • @EvilJamesGuy
      @EvilJamesGuy 8 лет назад +3

      goood thing i wasnt in fullscreen

    • @infamous_johnny2820
      @infamous_johnny2820 8 лет назад

      I have a phobia

    • @nunyalol9934
      @nunyalol9934 8 лет назад

      +Infamous_Johnny me too pal

    • @liamgallagherrr
      @liamgallagherrr 8 лет назад

      +Infamous_Johnny same

    • @infamous_johnny2820
      @infamous_johnny2820 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah. I saw one crawling up my door the other day and it was kind of late. and I couldnt sleep thinking there were more lol

  • @z1ngaa
    @z1ngaa 6 лет назад +67

    they step in my house, I step on them.

    • @jxsiel7319
      @jxsiel7319 3 года назад +3

      Exacly

    • @thatze3836
      @thatze3836 3 года назад +2

      until they fly

    • @user-ob4sn2jn9n
      @user-ob4sn2jn9n 3 года назад +1

      @@thatze3836 untill we pull out the bug spray

    • @thatze3836
      @thatze3836 3 года назад

      @@user-ob4sn2jn9n that bug spray not finna hit them

    • @user-ob4sn2jn9n
      @user-ob4sn2jn9n 3 года назад

      @@thatze3836 fly swatter

  • @theguy6008
    @theguy6008 5 лет назад +31

    They are ok, but once they step into my house and it's the end of their line.

  • @macpony2571780
    @macpony2571780 8 лет назад +198

    I like to save all my roaches and smoke them later

  • @KaninDev1
    @KaninDev1 8 лет назад +81

    NOOO!! STOP! I KEEP GETTING THIS FEELING THAT ONE IS CRAWLING ON MY BACK!! *Shivers*

    • @hoganholo99
      @hoganholo99 8 лет назад

      Yes!!! Holy shit, when I get that feeling it's always a 50-50 chance there's actually one crawling on me... :(

    • @Inuitman
      @Inuitman 8 лет назад

      +Holo The Hogan Johnson i cringe when i read your comment D:

    • @wsn_hq765
      @wsn_hq765 8 лет назад

      OMG SAME!!!

    • @annt.7785
      @annt.7785 8 лет назад +1

      That's because there is one crawling on your back and inside your ear canal lol.

    • @twitchster77
      @twitchster77 8 лет назад +1

      That's probably because there is.
      There's probably some under your covers waiting for you to go to bed right now too...

  • @cheapnugget7939
    @cheapnugget7939 7 лет назад +100

    Good thing I have a pet chicken that loves eating cockroaches ;)

    • @cheapnugget7939
      @cheapnugget7939 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah I've raised about 4 chickens and about all of them eat loves eating cockroaches and 1 that loves grass which is kinda peculiar for me.

    • @namsukeichinose
      @namsukeichinose 7 лет назад +23

      May I borrow? :3

    • @octilery6789
      @octilery6789 7 лет назад +3

      CheapNugget I remember I had a small chicken and that thing would eat cockroaches that were full sized adults im still suprised it was able to eat it whole

    • @avon.2866
      @avon.2866 6 лет назад +4

      My aunt has a cat so she doesn't care about them

    • @atlas93928
      @atlas93928 5 лет назад +3

      @@cheapnugget7939 so your chicken eats cocks?

  • @ulysz9
    @ulysz9 8 лет назад +88

    i just read the title and went ughh...foes

    • @indigolatte444
      @indigolatte444 8 лет назад

      I fucking screamed it and flailed (not literally but in my head I did lol)

    • @andydo4975
      @andydo4975 8 лет назад +1

      foes = fuck noes

    • @SheisB515
      @SheisB515 8 лет назад

      +kevin li 👏👏👏 yes 😂

    • @andydo4975
      @andydo4975 8 лет назад

      +Vibrant Hues heheh

  • @182guns
    @182guns 8 лет назад +67

    I hang out with a cockroach in my room. He's practically my roommate.

    • @LilLeanCuisine
      @LilLeanCuisine 8 лет назад +27

      Ur nasty

    • @shmuckling
      @shmuckling 8 лет назад +5

      Fact check anything the little fucker tells you, they're quite the pranksters! :D

    • @182guns
      @182guns 8 лет назад +11

      Jane Lane He eats my leftovers. It's mutually beneficial.

    • @edwardm8453
      @edwardm8453 8 лет назад +7

      +PolarBear1 No, just No.

    • @persistentlypathetic6820
      @persistentlypathetic6820 8 лет назад +5

      fucking nasty

  • @judithogboru6896
    @judithogboru6896 7 лет назад +53

    a roach just entered my mom's room and I saw this video, what a coincidence

    • @1815Offixial
      @1815Offixial 7 лет назад

      Judith Ogboru Love your mom...

    • @Daschickenify
      @Daschickenify 6 лет назад

      I have one climbing around in my bread cabinet now. MF’er thinks just cause it’s 1 AM it’s safe. I turn the light on and it just continues to walk around.

  • @kenyonworthenii7389
    @kenyonworthenii7389 8 лет назад +203

    I never thought a woman could make talking about cockroaches so hot........

  • @Dehibernation
    @Dehibernation 8 лет назад +52

    Why do people even exist?

    • @rafaelcordero6652
      @rafaelcordero6652 8 лет назад

      W

    • @menikmati-ku3ms
      @menikmati-ku3ms 8 лет назад +1

      hahaha

    • @greatwanna
      @greatwanna 8 лет назад +3

      If a ginormous stone was coming to the earth, who could save all the species? We might be able to destroy it like the movie Armageddon. That day all livings will thank for us

    • @menikmati-ku3ms
      @menikmati-ku3ms 8 лет назад

      仁今村
      yea and then all internet trolls grow wings and fly away together.

    • @monsterteam4360
      @monsterteam4360 8 лет назад

      Because we are the smartest animals on the planet

  • @zaiirofl5893
    @zaiirofl5893 6 лет назад +15

    Ever had that feeling when you kill a cockroach more of them is gonna come after you next?

  • @infxmhc
    @infxmhc 8 лет назад +63

    Cockroach preparedness kit:
    1- 5 Gallon gas can
    1- Lighter
    1- Stick of dynamite (just in case)

    • @esca8652
      @esca8652 8 лет назад +1

      that's great for outside but how about inside?

    • @soulphur9647
      @soulphur9647 8 лет назад +4

      +consumedbyfire13 I think he was talking about inside

    • @dhananjaymajumdar7853
      @dhananjaymajumdar7853 8 лет назад +7

      +Magmacube4001 for the outside, i'd suggest bringing a nuclear bomb at least

    • @KittyTacoProductions
      @KittyTacoProductions 8 лет назад

      +Dat Ass hydrogen

    • @TheSamuraiRonin
      @TheSamuraiRonin 8 лет назад

      What about the evil flying ones?

  • @moly446
    @moly446 8 лет назад +70

    Last time i was this early we played pokemon on the ds

  • @alifahds
    @alifahds 3 года назад +14

    Whoa, I always think what is the benefit of Cockroaches more than to scare people but now it seems we need to get learned that everything that created in this world have their positive reason why they're exist. Thank you for the information!

  • @simplepixel5617
    @simplepixel5617 7 лет назад +168

    Eating and watching this video is a delight ......

  • @tramsgar
    @tramsgar 8 лет назад +30

    Yey, cockroach robots, just what Earth needs.

  • @MijaresAlexis
    @MijaresAlexis 7 лет назад +87

    I'm still gonna blast all of them

  • @shuryahakim3791
    @shuryahakim3791 8 лет назад +42

    I would never step on a cockroach, instead I'd rather run and scream in fear 😁😂😣

  • @abaywolves
    @abaywolves 2 года назад +3

    Don't mind me, a cockroach just flew into my face this morning that's why i'm here

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 6 лет назад +46

    Bit of a silly title. Why does any life exist?

    • @thegodofclowns7494
      @thegodofclowns7494 6 лет назад +7

      JKerman511 a chemical reaction?

    • @Saiege
      @Saiege 6 лет назад +11

      First of all there is no literal reason for mosquitos. Why do they exist is the real question

    • @shannon598
      @shannon598 6 лет назад +7

      This video exists because people want to know why these shitty things exist.

    • @boomerconsumer5177
      @boomerconsumer5177 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @fbi3195
      @fbi3195 6 лет назад +2

      Cause big bang and stuff

  • @aifan6148
    @aifan6148 5 лет назад +21

    We should invent roach killing robots!!

  • @filmnewsreport3231
    @filmnewsreport3231 8 лет назад +7

    Did you know, that if a human touches a cockroach, the cockroach will run away and clean itself.

  • @Jazill
    @Jazill 6 лет назад +23

    I don’t care what you say, he say, what god say, cockroaches are scary as af.

    • @Jazill
      @Jazill 6 лет назад +5

      “As af”?

    • @ItzMxsticTV
      @ItzMxsticTV 3 года назад +2

      @@Jazill did you just... thats your comment

    • @ezjay_deed
      @ezjay_deed 3 года назад

      @@ItzMxsticTV
      *These are confusing times.*

  • @tigershark8867
    @tigershark8867 6 лет назад +7

    I turned a Huge Cockroach upside down.
    Legend says that the roach I turned upside down became a professional Breakdancer.

  • @justinrogers8166
    @justinrogers8166 8 лет назад +16

    I can't even watch this video. Cockroaches freak me out

  • @sickomobambamode2484
    @sickomobambamode2484 7 лет назад +56

    It’s not fun when a cockroach goes into your ear *cough* I’ve had one in my ear *cough*

    • @LaFlaneuse0
      @LaFlaneuse0 7 лет назад +4

      That's crazy

    • @owowhatsthis6738
      @owowhatsthis6738 7 лет назад

      Unknown 123 same

    • @Preuen-zs1fz
      @Preuen-zs1fz 6 лет назад +1

      Jeremyheaddd one more reason not to go to America

    • @frncs.r
      @frncs.r 6 лет назад +31

      I had a dream that my face was being massaged. I woke up with 3 cockroaches on my face. Disgusting.

    • @prettystupid3509
      @prettystupid3509 6 лет назад +12

      F Red omfg.... dude r u ok?

  • @katieboquin8297
    @katieboquin8297 3 года назад +3

    I’m here because I saw a giant cockroach on my wall ;-;

  • @theprojectseries
    @theprojectseries 8 лет назад +7

    2:19 The real MVP

  • @HandsomeBoyGarion
    @HandsomeBoyGarion 2 года назад +3

    Cockroach our worsted nightmares

  • @kyleraccoon6195
    @kyleraccoon6195 8 лет назад +10

    Unpopular Opinion: I actually like cockroaches

    • @CLmssan
      @CLmssan 8 лет назад +25

      Damn straight unpopular

    • @AlejandraRamos-fh2rh
      @AlejandraRamos-fh2rh 8 лет назад

      howwwww im hella scared of them

    • @bleachclorox5291
      @bleachclorox5291 8 лет назад

      Ikr? They taste so good. Kind like cheese mixed with some sugar. It's really delicious.

    • @christianalvarado1341
      @christianalvarado1341 8 лет назад

      +Bleach Clorox totally delicious man!!

    • @GRIDAJH
      @GRIDAJH 8 лет назад

      +Bleach Clorox nah, I personally prefer to drink you. ...

  • @mosimccloud8073
    @mosimccloud8073 5 лет назад +5

    Roaches are good until they enter my house then they get the same treatment as anyone

  • @for_everfri_ends7893
    @for_everfri_ends7893 3 года назад +2

    “What do you think of cockroaches now?”
    *No.*

  • @t3rrify49
    @t3rrify49 4 года назад +5

    Just found one on my bed at 2 am I have never been so terrified in my entire life.

  • @atlasblitz247
    @atlasblitz247 7 лет назад +8

    I prefer the forest cockroach than a house cockroach which is dirty as hell

  • @joealexander6832
    @joealexander6832 Год назад +2

    See I hate them so much because they have crawled in my water bottles and they get in my mouth and I freak tf out

  • @wengunawan
    @wengunawan 7 лет назад +67

    nice, very nice... the presenter i mean

  • @twitchster77
    @twitchster77 8 лет назад +5

    I picked up a couple of tiny dubia roaches (they were feeder roaches) many months ago...they were super cheap and for some reason I wanted a bug to keep as a pet.
    These guys have been so neat! They don't bite, so I don't have to deal with that fear, and they're FULL of personality haha. I find them super cute.
    They were the size of my pinky nail when I got them, and now they're both nearly the size of my whole thumb! 1 of them is full grown now and is a female, while the other hasn't grown fully quite yet...SO hoping he'll be a male and that they'll mate and have babies.
    The female hates to be handled or even touched...but the other one is cool and reminds me of a puppy lol. He doesn't mind being held, and he lets me pet him without trying to run (I think he's gotten use to it over the months).
    No idea why I'm typing this here...heh...I've just fallen in love with the spoiled little brats. They are spoiled too! They dine on fruits and veggies (and baby food), get plenty of water/moisture, live in a large container with lots of places to hide and it's also filled with shredded up coconut husk they like to bury into during the day.
    Fun, cheap, super easy to keep pets. Highly recommended! :)

    • @twitchster77
      @twitchster77 8 лет назад

      Fun game!
      Take a shot of your favorite 'adult' beverage every time I use the word "super"!

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 8 лет назад +3

      I used to breed dubia roaches for my bearded dragons, I had thousands at one point, they will eat literally anything.

    • @hatchixnana
      @hatchixnana 8 лет назад +5

      holy shit people actually keep cockroaches as pets? *shivers*

    • @Joker129
      @Joker129 Год назад +2

      Tf is wrong with you bro, roaches as pets, I am shivering.

    • @twitchster77
      @twitchster77 Год назад

      @@Joker129 lol :D

  • @melvayaredaguilar
    @melvayaredaguilar Год назад +1

    2:27 yeah, they’re still unwanted pests though

  • @imydanaa
    @imydanaa 4 года назад +4

    I don’t care if they play a role in anything #cockroachslivesdontmatter

  • @elcarnicero8727
    @elcarnicero8727 6 лет назад +6

    I don't like to step on them because when I do it makes a crunchy sound

    • @abou_jik
      @abou_jik 4 года назад

      Me too , so i get my dad's bigest shoe and i hit him as hard as i can , like this i don't hear the crunchy sound because the sound of the hit is 100 more louder , even my neighbor that lives in the other street hear the hit

  • @AndyRobertooie
    @AndyRobertooie 2 года назад +1

    If all the roaches died, I wouldnt have a problem dying..

  • @UnknownnUsser
    @UnknownnUsser 8 лет назад +6

    Am I the only one who is cool with cockroach?

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 8 лет назад +16

      Yes, That's fucking disgusting.

    • @saehtnyS
      @saehtnyS 8 лет назад

      me to......FUCK NO NOT EVEN AFTER THUS VIDEO

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy 8 лет назад

      +TommyTom21 You Tommy bitch

    • @alexmurphy5645
      @alexmurphy5645 8 лет назад

      especially the big ones that hiss.

    • @redice6439
      @redice6439 8 лет назад +2

      u nasty bitch

  • @OluAkinsuyi
    @OluAkinsuyi 7 лет назад +59

    Kill it with fire!!! (tfs bulma)

  • @lovinglife5602
    @lovinglife5602 3 года назад +1

    POV: you saw cockroach in your room and now you're watching all of the videos about cockroaches you can to see if you can get rid of them all

  • @Jayman1329
    @Jayman1329 6 лет назад +4

    I love nature.
    However I draw the line at sharing my living space.

  • @denvetta
    @denvetta 7 лет назад +79

    One of these things is now the us president

  • @hotchoconeko
    @hotchoconeko 4 года назад +3

    I always think that there’s a cockroach near me when watching these videos

  • @CUBACHINA1986
    @CUBACHINA1986 4 года назад +3

    Ugghh i need lizards,birds,senapeds

  • @deeliriyum
    @deeliriyum 8 лет назад +34

    Hey can you do a vid in a same vein but about mosquitos?

  • @AneleKunene
    @AneleKunene 5 лет назад +2

    I just experienced cockroach cannibalism, is that normal?

  • @rapidz-socials
    @rapidz-socials Год назад +3

    the world would be better without them

  • @-AnyWho
    @-AnyWho 7 лет назад +9

    why do they exist ? to feed Ant Canadas ant farms of course (you can check out ant canadas videos in RUclips)

  • @mosimccloud8073
    @mosimccloud8073 5 лет назад +2

    My mom:ahhhh kill it
    Me:💪🏿ya
    Roach:flies*
    Me:😳😱🤯the hell, no yo ass better do that gtfo

  • @mikophilo348
    @mikophilo348 8 лет назад +6

    I used to have a cockroach visit my room at night and chew on a styrofoam plate, shit was funny I thought it was retarded.

  • @krististevens54322
    @krististevens54322 7 лет назад +11

    I don't understand why some people are so scared and disgusted by roaches. They do whatever they can to stay away from people. They are merely seeking a food source. I always get them on a piece of paper and shoe them outside where they will be much happier:) They only tend to come out during the wee hours of the night to avoid us while they search for food. They only remain out for 3-4hrs and will go back into hiding. If you see them during the daytime it's because they think it's safe to be out and that they will not run into you.

    • @gabrielle1896
      @gabrielle1896 7 лет назад +2

      Kristi Stevens I just squashed a roach

    • @phasmatodea1
      @phasmatodea1 7 лет назад +5

      I'm with you on this one. I hate how people don't do any research and immediately have a false sense of entitlement to just wish death upon anything that isn't universally 'cute and cuddly'. Ignorance is the biggest cancer of this world. I understand phobias, but a lot of people say they hate insects because it's a societal norm. That's pretty sad. These insects are the glue that hold this planet together (literally), have lived on this earth for billions of years and we bully the crap out of them and kill them every chance we get, because we're 'superior' humans. It just irritates me. It's hypocrisy at its finest.

    • @ihaveabandonedthischannel9209
      @ihaveabandonedthischannel9209 6 лет назад +5

      I don't like cockroach, because everytime when i go to the bathroom, it always walks on my feet. I always squash them with my sandals, or drown them

    • @volin4921
      @volin4921 6 лет назад +3

      I would't mind them if only they didn't move so goddamn fast! it freaks me out because I can't predict in which direction they are running

    • @ChillRainyDrives
      @ChillRainyDrives 6 лет назад +1

      Kristi Stevens 1:19

  • @ianfong7118
    @ianfong7118 7 лет назад +2

    When a roach comes in my house I'm like alright roach find ur own food and don't crawl in my mouth teach ur children this tooo

  • @ravagerlizard9800
    @ravagerlizard9800 8 лет назад +5

    why do humans even exist? all life on Earth serves a purpose otherwise it wouldn't exist

    • @autissmboi9031
      @autissmboi9031 8 лет назад +3

      yeah the purpose of all living things is to survive then die same goes for humans but humans became the dominant species creating shit and evolving now we have to many humans

    • @572507able
      @572507able 8 лет назад +1

      +dfu23 aliens are lucky, they don't have to do a shit. earth is being destroyed by humans anyways

    • @tnbspotter5360
      @tnbspotter5360 8 лет назад

      Because at one time we pooped in the woods. Some people still do.

    • @Naruto31132
      @Naruto31132 8 лет назад

      +dfu23 Too many humans is a preparation as a pro to the future. We will get overcrowded and some transhumanist president will look into the nerdy stuff and we will look back at outer space and we'll send people out there and conquer or settle and the crowded human race spreads out and achieves intergalactic manifest destiny.
      Or we kill us and the planet a little through nuclear war. Whichever will be good for the environment.

    • @colbiesthename2875
      @colbiesthename2875 8 лет назад

      Blobfish exist.
      I'm fairly certain nothing depends on those fuckers.

  • @nak8490
    @nak8490 3 года назад +5

    I've gained a much better appreciation for cockroaches. Last night, I had a dream that I was one of many contestants traversing through a sci-fi maze. We made it to a zone where we sat on benches for a short break. During the break, I observed like five or more contestants that were a combination of humans and aliens from different planets. Whoever is reading this might be wondering, "What does your dream have to do with cockroaches?" Well, one of the contestants was a female human teenager who held a cockroach as big as a glasses case in her cupped hands. She decided to set the roach down on the ground and told it to greet me. I felt so happy when it was crawling all over my face, neck, and shoulders before returning to its owner. The break was cut short when the maze started to become dominated with red and white-striped snakes that came after us and I was glad that I woke up. It may have been a nightmare, but at least there was a moment of kindness.

    • @bumblebee4280
      @bumblebee4280 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂
      That's no reason to love roaches. They could have had a kitten and sent it to greet you. Kittens are awesome.

    • @nak8490
      @nak8490 Год назад

      @@bumblebee4280I like cats too. There is nothing wrong with that.

    • @Glitchvent_offical
      @Glitchvent_offical Год назад

      and.? there important to the earth us humas are so cruel that we don't care if we even destroy it.@@bumblebee4280

  • @herculesrockefeller2984
    @herculesrockefeller2984 8 лет назад

    I feed mine beer soaked bread. Drunk roaches are funny and dont bite as much.

  • @FirstFreeMason
    @FirstFreeMason 8 лет назад +7

    I've never seen a cockroach in real life

    • @jason80791
      @jason80791 8 лет назад

      Sure

    • @FirstFreeMason
      @FirstFreeMason 8 лет назад

      Jasontv I don't live in the city and when I go to New York I'm not on the street so I would never see them they definitely don't come in my house I would move the next day

    • @sinaloacosala1
      @sinaloacosala1 8 лет назад +1

      +Zach Hudson don't jinx yourself.

    • @FirstFreeMason
      @FirstFreeMason 8 лет назад

      Jasontv that's a dumb thing to be a smart-ass about though like do you live with cockroaches?

    • @FirstFreeMason
      @FirstFreeMason 8 лет назад

      ***** nothing hbu? 😉

  • @prodLUDO
    @prodLUDO 7 лет назад +17

    To kill them with molten aluminium for views?

  • @celyn2812
    @celyn2812 6 лет назад +2

    I just got attacked by 3 flying roaches.
    thanks roaches.

  • @markr7083
    @markr7083 8 лет назад +23

    My backyard is rad roach city at night

    • @krevon1308
      @krevon1308 8 лет назад

      Be careful they might get in your house

    • @Booty_WarriorGaming
      @Booty_WarriorGaming 8 лет назад +2

      Yoy better get that power fist and smash it

    • @robrod7120
      @robrod7120 8 лет назад

      the ones in my yard glow

    • @Isaiahisnotonfire
      @Isaiahisnotonfire 8 лет назад

      Get a mini nuke and blast them away 💣

    • @lt3381
      @lt3381 8 лет назад

      +Isaiahisnotonfire But that will make it worse! More rads, stronger roaches.

  • @mariagu2602
    @mariagu2602 5 лет назад +3

    If i see another cockroach in my eyes
    Imma permanently move to the MOON

    • @jamespargad1437
      @jamespargad1437 4 года назад +1

      How can you see a cockroach if the cockroach is in your eyes...read your comment again and analyze it

  • @cattoleonce4066
    @cattoleonce4066 5 лет назад +2

    Just now I was washing the dishes when a cockroach was on my foot

  • @thedevilcyclops6360
    @thedevilcyclops6360 6 лет назад +5

    Instead of making a robotic cockroach.Why not make a robotic cockroach killer/catcher?
    I am certain that I've killed thousands of them.
    However,
    *Millions will take its place* 😭😭😭

  • @jonathanpalmquist4894
    @jonathanpalmquist4894 7 лет назад +3

    Controlling roaches with their brains - it's PICKLE RIIIIIICK!!

    • @1815Offixial
      @1815Offixial 7 лет назад

      Jonathan Palmquist No... comments like these are ruining rick and morty... don't ruin such an amazing show at such a young age on being on TV...

    • @jonathanpalmquist4894
      @jonathanpalmquist4894 7 лет назад

      Well, I mean I made that comment right after that episode had come out. And this specific video seems like one of the most appropriate place to bring it up. And the relation to the episode via the controlling them with their brains isn't obvious from the title..

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 7 лет назад

      Pickle riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

  • @skyee1133
    @skyee1133 6 лет назад +2

    Cockroache:*entered my home*
    Me:Get ready for me!
    Cockroache:*Fly*
    Me:OHHHH MY GHAAAAD!!!!!
    Cockroache:*Goes to me*
    Me:MA!!! 😭AHHHHHHH ROACH!!!!!!!!

  • @kittycat1548
    @kittycat1548 8 лет назад +5

    the last time i saw a cockroach was on my laptop while i was watching vids on youtube!holyshit, it jumped on the screen and then trying to jump on me i was is it trying to be my friend? but i'm a kitty cat so cat eat cockroach(i didn't eat it of course xD) i throw it outside xD

  • @miguelmaravilla7646
    @miguelmaravilla7646 7 лет назад +48

    Lmao honestly I feel bad when I kill a roach , so I usually just trap them and throw them outside then run back inside 🏃🏻💀💀

  • @chelseawilliams9074
    @chelseawilliams9074 5 лет назад +1

    Me: *watches tv*
    Cockroach: is DAH A HOOMAN?
    ME: I SURE AM
    COCKROACH: OH bYE SISTER
    *gets stepped on*

  • @jonathanaceves3050
    @jonathanaceves3050 8 лет назад +36

    Turkey is our foe what are you talking about

    • @CharlesMcpwn
      @CharlesMcpwn 8 лет назад

      Wot

    • @CharlesMcpwn
      @CharlesMcpwn 8 лет назад +1

      Ultra-Lord We supply them with jets and other equipment, and have a huge military presence in Turkey. Can't really call them our enemies.

    • @jonathanaceves3050
      @jonathanaceves3050 8 лет назад +1

      CharlesMcpwn​ well as of yesterday the government has surrounded one of the bases that the us has there

    • @OWNYOMAMA
      @OWNYOMAMA 8 лет назад

      Probs cause of the coup...

    • @jonathanaceves3050
      @jonathanaceves3050 8 лет назад +1

      OWNYOMAMA nah it's not the coup the coup is good

  • @sorryiforgotyou7576
    @sorryiforgotyou7576 6 лет назад +3

    I think I love cockroaches
    I know I'm drunk

  • @jsmith0330
    @jsmith0330 6 лет назад +2

    "So, what do you think about the cockroaches now?" *SOMETHING THAT SHOULDN'T EXIST.*

  • @CriticalEatsJapan
    @CriticalEatsJapan 8 лет назад +5

    Joe's Apartment, anyone...? ;)

    • @joey882286
      @joey882286 8 лет назад +2

      I seen that movie.

    • @GRIDAJH
      @GRIDAJH 8 лет назад +2

      Great memory's that came across ....my childhood ..;)

    • @LilLeanCuisine
      @LilLeanCuisine 8 лет назад +1

      Oh shit I hated that movie.

    • @Pikmin.-
      @Pikmin.- 8 лет назад +2

      Fun movie

  • @nkeias
    @nkeias 7 лет назад +3

    I tried petting a cockroach once.

    • @-d_9894
      @-d_9894 6 лет назад

      Cockroaches actually like being petted; they are thigmotactic and respond positively to touch!

    • @jsmith0330
      @jsmith0330 6 лет назад +1

      @@-d_9894 Yep. I touched it using my sandals and it died. It must have died from happiness or my unparraleled strength I used to squash it using my sandals. It maybe the former.

  • @JenniferDPeris
    @JenniferDPeris 8 лет назад +1

    I am not scared of cockroaches so I never kill them. I m scared to death when I see butterflies and spider.

  • @immanuelweaver4522
    @immanuelweaver4522 7 лет назад +3

    Better question in my opinion why do they have such a bad reputation .

    • @-d_9894
      @-d_9894 6 лет назад

      Because many people are assholes and just hate whatever is currently acceptable to hate. This is also why we have hate-trends.

    • @shnouth5391
      @shnouth5391 3 года назад

      @@-d_9894 Not really more like it's an insectoid pest. Much like a rat we do not want to live with them.

    • @-d_9894
      @-d_9894 3 года назад

      @@shnouth5391 Out of 4,600 cockroach species, only 30 are associated with human habitats, and only 4 are "pests". Saying "cockroaches are pests" is like saying "cats are black". It's just not an accurate statement.
      Also, cockroaches were here millions of years before us and will probably be around millions of years after the last human dies. It would be more historically accurate to call humanity a pest animal that sometimes lives in cockroach territory.