So, the first indication that this was horror was that NL continually refers to what must CLEARLY be buffalo sauce pizza as "barbecue" sauce.... that's horror, right? I mean, I was horrified every time
Imagine walking into a pizza place, ordering a pizza, and saying "wow, this pizza is so good, here's an _entirely different pizza_ you can sell. Here's just my homebrew pizza idea I'm giving to you free of charge. You should sell a pizza with sausage and banana peppers on it. I'm an innovator."
As a genre, existential horror is underserved and I think this is a great entry into the category. It's like a gamefied version of a job that would be barely tolerable but made worse, by having you man all stations at once and spending your tip money on essential equipment for a business you don't own, no doubt lured by lofty promises of an unofficial promotion to assistant manager, several years down the line.
I feel kinda ashamed to admit but I was audibly laughing during this video. like "i forgot to cut it" and "who wants this one?". I have no idea why I found this so funny
It’s actually a decent way to get a pizza (especially something thicker like Deep dish) because when it’s fresh out of the oven it soaks into the cardboard and sticks/loses some shape. It’s rare that I do it but I’ve done it and the guy was like “this guy knows what he’s doing!” Lol
I need me a rant where NL discusses what he would think if he went to a pizzeria and someone in front of him was examining the pizza they ordered and giving a percentage based evaluation of the pizza in 4 different categories
this feels like the capitalist dystopia we are currently heading towards where every individual topping placed is an additional charge otherwise why the hell would u be so specific with them
What's weirder, that a 35 year old man who notoriously can't do shapes is complaining about a game that has you cut something into different shapes, or that I'm loving every second of it?
If I were you, I'd make a tastyville trio while you're waiting for the next customer to come in. Back when I was playing games in this series on newgrounds instead of paying attention in class, I used to try and make things ahead. Having a special just makes that easy.
NL why do you hate me and go out of your way to bring me up just to tear me down? 4 days now I have waited for another Papa’s upload. 4 days of longing and disappointment. Just one more episode abeg.
Woooooow. This mans. Arguably one of them people that goes into a "tavern" and orders pecan crust pizza. Is actively out here, trashing on his own kind. My egg. Brother.
He others the people who order strange things and yet in the same breath belittles those who order classics. When will the Egg’s hypocrisy end? Will his perfectionism catch up to him one day, leaving him bitterly alone with nothing but criticism to keep him warm? Tune into Papa’s Pizzeria next time to find out!
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haha, this horror game is getting weirdly deep. They must really want you to get invested before the rat guy shows up
3 sentence horror stories: Rat pizza. Gluten free crust. Vegan cheese.
@@AF-zp4udfor sale: rat pizza, never sliced
So, the first indication that this was horror was that NL continually refers to what must CLEARLY be buffalo sauce pizza as "barbecue" sauce.... that's horror, right? I mean, I was horrified every time
@@AF-zp4ud6 slices
the creature
NL folding under zero pressure will never not be hilarious.
*more than one order on the screen*
IM IN THE WEEDS MAN 😂
i'm going to call dominos and tell them to put three olives in the northeast quadrant of my pizza
you fail to realize you could do a lot worse (none pizza, left beef)
And then you get the pizza but it's been rotated 90 degrees so you request a refund for getting the toppings wrong.
The man can name every movie in existence but can’t slice a pizza into six pieces
the shapes are his hatman
Chill he's a wordcell he's not a shape rotator
Yeah right a guy like that doesn't exi- CEREAL
21:45 The medieval serf I kidnapped ordering at the Subway
Holy +2
+2
Imagine walking into a pizza place, ordering a pizza, and saying "wow, this pizza is so good, here's an _entirely different pizza_ you can sell. Here's just my homebrew pizza idea I'm giving to you free of charge. You should sell a pizza with sausage and banana peppers on it. I'm an innovator."
I see you haven't experienced The Public. There's people out there who pitch menu item ideas to McDonalds cashiers.
And then they use your recipe the next day
I've worked in restaurants most of my life. It's frighteningly more common than one would hope.
This has happened at a restaurant I worked at. The guy thought he had authority on burgers because he‘s American which was kinda funny.
As a genre, existential horror is underserved and I think this is a great entry into the category. It's like a gamefied version of a job that would be barely tolerable but made worse, by having you man all stations at once and spending your tip money on essential equipment for a business you don't own, no doubt lured by lofty promises of an unofficial promotion to assistant manager, several years down the line.
i like to cook da pizza
the duality of man
My man fumbling when there is absolutely 0 rush giving uncut pizza or toppings in the wrong place is a type a chatter hell
Catch my ass dying of the runs after ordering a "Gluten free" pizza at the Northernlion pizzaria
LMAO
the topping placements are awakening the type A within me
me pointing at the items during Mitch's Mess like i'm helping Dora find the bridge
I feel kinda ashamed to admit but I was audibly laughing during this video. like "i forgot to cut it" and "who wants this one?". I have no idea why I found this so funny
the alarm ringing for 2 minutes
imagine if this game had twitch integration and chatters could order pizza
98 banana peppers
none pizza left beef
"Can you burn it to crisp?"
now this is the gameplay I pay internet for
Gluten free crust and bbq sauce is turning me into a type a chatter
Never thought I’d type A over papas pizzeria but that was before he chose the wrong crust for the 8th time
him not cutting the pizza caught me so offguard i lost it
This and the Papa's Freezeria vids are peak NL content because him cracking and messing up simple orders is hilarious
GOD DAMMIT. I THOUGHT THE THUMBNAIL WAS THE WHEEL OF ENORMOUS PROPORTIONS. I HAVE BEEN FOOLED.
stay strong brother, our wheel time will come eventually...
forsen
this is the wheel if it was actually fun
@@canox6017 stop this blasphemy wheel is top 3 jackbox 🎡💔
Franx Aware
people talking about his inability to cut pizzas....
i'm over here wondering why he's still calling the buffalo sauce barbecue sauce
and crispy crust being called gluten free
And then we hit them with the dookie dust
i love the idea that 8 slices is somehow more pizza despite them all being the same size to begin with
They're greedy man they want more slices
i love to go to work and cut a dozen 6-slice pizzas and come home and watch this guy fail to cut virtual 6-slice pizzas. makes me feel powerful
They don't call this guy Six Slice Slim for nothing!
dude went and got an uncut pizza, what.
It’s actually a decent way to get a pizza (especially something thicker like Deep dish) because when it’s fresh out of the oven it soaks into the cardboard and sticks/loses some shape. It’s rare that I do it but I’ve done it and the guy was like “this guy knows what he’s doing!” Lol
he owns a pizza cutter at home
that was breaking bad man
@@Ringowasprettygoodok but how was kindergarten today?
@@awesome_menneke what? How does “ordering a pizza uncut” scream child?
I can feel my type a chatter alter ego coming out whenever NL puts the toppings on the pizza
the sole "Thanksgiving!" poster on the wall.. i love NL
24:50 dear lord, he actually called it buffalo sauce for once
that tweet where NL is going full Nietzsche on chat and then this is the game he's playing
We are employed guys of course we are first in line when NL uploads on a Saturday.
"We'll be back" he says, proceeding to not stream it for 8 more days
Excuse me, I ordered a Rat Pizza with extra Rat
Not a poorly 8 way sliced 2 pepperoni 2 bell pepper unevenly spread
We’re Rhonda guys, of course we’re late to the anime convention
Pecan crust pizza is the horror element
his delivery driver really does just look like a guy he grew in a lab
24:38 he thought the bell was the phone icant
Still sharpening his technique for the Not Beating the Allegations Speedrun of the Year tournament I see
"gluten free crust"
I worked at papa johns and dominos for a couple years, most people were ass at making pizzas in their first week. Cant hate the egg
This is the greatest content ever made! Eggman truly deserves streamer of the year just for this!
I need me a rant where NL discusses what he would think if he went to a pizzeria and someone in front of him was examining the pizza they ordered and giving a percentage based evaluation of the pizza in 4 different categories
Wish they had Dookie Dust in this one.
we're guys, of course we pizza
Nice to see the "Northernlion can't understand shapes" bit coming back with the 6 slice. Good bit.
this feels like the capitalist dystopia we are currently heading towards where every individual topping placed is an additional charge otherwise why the hell would u be so specific with them
Thats enough slices!...wait different bald white guy with glasses.
What's weirder, that a 35 year old man who notoriously can't do shapes is complaining about a game that has you cut something into different shapes, or that I'm loving every second of it?
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HIM ITS BUFFALO SAUCE
tomato tomahto
When he didn't even cut the pizza ICANT
take a shot for every time NL says avant garde
I need more of these gameplays plz im begging
chat does he buy upgrades in this video
HE DOES
OMG HE DOES
28:57 Sausage-allegic South-Southeastern 8th enjoyers in shambles right now
+2
we'll be back with the p
me waiting for the day NL realizes what the red X button in the sauce and cheese section do
If I were you, I'd make a tastyville trio while you're waiting for the next customer to come in. Back when I was playing games in this series on newgrounds instead of paying attention in class, I used to try and make things ahead. Having a special just makes that easy.
walking into a pizza place and ordering the special only to recieve a pizza thats been there for like two hours
@@coolboyyo654 Little Caesar's hot n ready bay bee!
losing my mind at him not adding the new special twice in a row
this is peak content
God I wish he would play more of this!
Bruh still can't figure out how to cut pizza... Smh my head 😔
i feel myself getting funnier everytime i watch NL and it pains me deeply
Hi northern lion i love your videos
29:25 +2 +2 +2
We're pizza guys, of course we like our pizza with two different toppings on each slice
I could watch maybe 200 episodes of this and I’m waiting for the next one. Desperately awaiting the return
Don’t let me down
Thanks
NL why do you hate me and go out of your way to bring me up just to tear me down? 4 days now I have waited for another Papa’s upload. 4 days of longing and disappointment. Just one more episode abeg.
All I need is one more pizza man
I dont like when games dont penalize obvious mistakes. How is a wrong crust not tanking the score?
I need more of this in my life 😂
Lot of polish on this one, i like it
cookie blind
my favorite game series is back yay 😄
still waiting for the episode with the fabled rat pizza
I clicked on this video thinking it was Wheel of Enormous Proportions
He played Wheel in Jackbox last week
we may have peaked
On every single 6-slicer he does the diagonal cuts too vertical
Woooooow. This mans. Arguably one of them people that goes into a "tavern" and orders pecan crust pizza. Is actively out here, trashing on his own kind. My egg. Brother.
I would never have the patience for this game 😅
Can you upload more diceomancer? I really enjoyed your last video playing it!
The under sauce and under cheese
He others the people who order strange things and yet in the same breath belittles those who order classics. When will the Egg’s hypocrisy end? Will his perfectionism catch up to him one day, leaving him bitterly alone with nothing but criticism to keep him warm? Tune into Papa’s Pizzeria next time to find out!
This game was designed for the egg
YESSSSS
I was praying he would play this fucking game
I like the square pizza
Yess give me more!
Can I get some dookie dust on that pizza?
NL: hm how to do 6 slices, its just the same as 8 slices but you dont cut across the middle right
No, that’s not even
i like my cheese pizza drippy
Wowzers
27:14 I was playing my DS Lite while watching, I feel called out
NL better be glad he’s a streamer. No way he could handle a real pizza shop if he’s that tilted over square cut.
NL should play JackSmith
where is feddy fazber
Jacksmith next!!!
Lets go
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you're talking about this like you were ever on
@@Chaoktarukto he was likely on yo mama
second to see the egg