@@thebigblippity5221 alors d'abord c'est oui oui . ensuite personne ne dit cela en France. et pour conclure vous faite du french bashing car "snif snif les français n'ont pas aidé les USA a massacré un territoire pour du pétrole" , mes félicitation vous êtes raciste
I remember when that movie came out. We were picking everything apart. Loved mocking it. While her salute was pretty on point (for a movie), there is exactly one other scene that is almost, barely, military. During training when the DS comes over to talk to Jessica because she fell out (don't remember the exact details as to why) and he basically tells all about how the DS persona is very much an act. And, while he doesn't outright tell her to do it, he gets her to try what she didn't do. Actual positive NCO moment.
F%ck Sam Jackson, dude's an openly racist bigot. His movies suck anyways. The best role he ever had was Johnny Stacks in Goodfellas, because at least I got to watch him get forever-sleeped by Joe Pesci lmao
@@GojosBackHand Nah he's a lying hack. Even his Aikido background is sketchy when you deep dive. Source: his first wife (who he abandoned/cheated on), she actually owned the dojo from her father. Seagal just trained there. Granted he was young enough to get away with being a sketchy creep then.
I can teach you all of Seagal's military skills right here and now: 1. Soldiers use guns and run about. 2. Lie about everything even in the face of the thing you are lying about. 3. See #2.
In the navy they make us do up the collar like that but it's only during general quarters or in other words when shit is about to go down, and it's just one part of getting into battle dress
I thought you guys had Nomex hoods like the Fire Department? Sense you're all trained to fight fires on the ship and such, and they need to go around your face piece. (Im a firefighter myself) I feel like those would do a much better job at keep brass from going down your shirt than any coller.
Watch 'Helix', you might set new records. The show is terrible. My GF loved it but before the end of the first season I told her it was 'downright unwatchable' and refused to torture myself anymore. MAJ Ballaseros is the absolute worst on-screen representation of a Soldier and the military I've ever seen.
I used the neck thin when I was deployed back in the day. I was a gunner so I actually wore my throat protector and it would rub me raw after 18 hours of sweat and sand on missions.
many applications of baby powder or some sort of vaseline smeared on it. I bet it would feel weird and crappy for a minute but might get cooler. And could help with the skin rubbing raw. [But deployment can mess up a quick run to the pharmacy or general store. \s]
@@1234cheerful nah, our dress and appearance AFI permits "prescription glasses with photosensitive lenses" so long as when tinted they're grey, brown or blue I believe.
You do realize that it is an absolute requirement that movies have something incorrect on the uniform because to have a correct uniform would be a violation of law as they are not a military member and they are not enlisted in the military
@@bower31 No. Getting my neck chafed and/or burnt by brass when I could just pull the collar up to avoid it is as dumb as having cold hands and warm pockets.
@@stevenschnepp576 No I think you should have a 5.56 shaped scar on your neck and nerve damage in your hands like me, it builds character and makes you not a wiener
When my son was in the BOY SCOUTS, back when it meant something, our Scoutmaster, who was US Army SF reserve, got our troop hooked up with the Civilian Marksmanship Program. We had .22 single shot rifles to start with, then .30 carbines and then had them shoot M1 Garands prone position. Some parents were doubtful about their boys (12-13 years old) actually shooting firearms. Some had never handled a firearm. By the end of the day, when hot 30-06 brass was landing on their collars from the next shooter over, they just brushed it off and resumed firing. Those were the days.
and then in animated movies it's the misleading rank symbols lmao. they somehow created a uniform for the sergeant general of the lieutenant army marines.
I remember being taught how to salute in basic, it wasn't something we picked up right away but eventually we learned. They never get it right in the movies. You always hear about actors and how much research and how hard they work to prepare for a role and yet they can't consult a military man for advice on how to salute?
If Zack is right, the proper way to shape a beret is that “it looks good” He burned his beret in front of the barracks after he left the Army because of how much of a pain to was to wear
The Kevlar on their heads were on wrong too. The Kevlar is supposed to sit on or right above your eyebrow line so your skull doesn’t get smoked by an incoming round
Fun fact about Steven in that movie: There’s a few scenes where “he” is going up/down stairs. He uses body doubles for those brief like 10 second scenes cause he’s too lazy to climb stairs 😂😂
Hey, Jay. Just throwing in - People who watched Top Gun join the Navy thinking they’re gonna fly F-14’s and F/A-18’s into the “Danger Zone.” Well, hullabaloo, big surprise - Stringent requirements abound (academic, medical, infuriated the wrong senior officer, etc.). And, if any of them fail, those flying dreams can crash and burn. Great content. Keep it up. May we bump into one another someday. If that happens, a cold one’s on me!
@@woodlandxwarrior films and TV have ppl wearing berets like a calzone or a pasty. Most British regts/corps shrink them..armoured units wear in a particular style.Paras wear them like flat hats
@@vanpallandt5799 I don't know how Brits wear them but we would shave them with a razor thin until you could see the lines in the fabric. Soak it for 24 hours, wash, and form it around something round in what's known as a ranger roll.
Uniforms being imperfect is not something that has to be or else it's "illegal", I'm sick of people regurgitating this idiocy. The Show JAG did it absolutely right, by hiring a proper consultant specifically to get the Uniforms right. The Army times did a piece on this very subject back in 2012 while I was deployed. The Hurt Locker was their focus, and it just comes down to Hollywood being cheap and not caring enough to get it right.
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the gravy seal got me rolling lol
Hey waltuh it's me your lawyah
@@WowJustWow100 Says the kid named finger
@@colonel_james_hsu I don't understand
@@WowJustWow100 Its just a thing people say on any social media platform when breaking bad shows up. Kid named finger.
@@colonel_james_hsuthx
This guy is pretty chill considering the fact that he’s filming during an earthquake.
LMAO
Dude he is shaking that camera with violence
Seriously that poor camera
@@cumunist2120goofiest Venezuela flag👹
I like the shaking
"look at this goober" and "gravy seal"... can't breathe
Dude you need an inhaler?.... I guess you didn't survived
MEAL Team 6
🥜
can't breathe?? really? I'm glad you didn't say I literally can't breathe. was that before or after you spit out your beer... coffee.... tea 🙄
@@stevehope6283 imagine using emojis to express you’re actual feelings…Lmao that’s hilarious.
Steven seagal next movie: American cholesterol
You have him dead to rights 😂
Enemy of the Statin.
American snacker
LOL @@MarcosElMalo2
High proven diabetes 😂
“Grown man wearing transition lenses!”
*The TF2 Sniper will remember that.*
*PROFESSIONALS have standards*
I need more Segall roasts that shit had me on the floor
Search for the channel "Space Ice".
There's a RUclipsr out there who goes through all of his movies and absolutely wrecks him
Space Ice on YT
There was JonTron who did a video about him a little while ago, I laughed way too much at it
If you want to watch someone absolutely fry the shit out of Steven seagal check out mista GG he's done countless movies and is hella underrated
“*french noises* I look very technical in my ✨silly✨ hat” had me dying
Breh i was dead
He forgot the classic “wee wee”
@@thebigblippity5221 alors d'abord c'est oui oui . ensuite personne ne dit cela en France. et pour conclure vous faite du french bashing car "snif snif les français n'ont pas aidé les USA a massacré un territoire pour du pétrole" , mes félicitation vous êtes raciste
@@zarback3326Du calme 😅
Je suis pas sûr qu'ils en sont là!
@@Jaden470UI désolé c'était un peu frénétique 🥲 4 vidéos de suite ou je tombe sur un vieux stéréotype de français qui me gonfle
"Grown man wearing TRANSITION LENSES!"
I feel called out.
Right! They're nice
Same lol
I got shit eyesight I can't wear sunglasses otherwise 😂
I know right! I use mine when i am mountain biking and its bright out.
@@johnwilson4558 Same here.
The fact Jessica Simpson has a better salute then seagal says it all
And she is fire
I remember when that movie came out. We were picking everything apart. Loved mocking it. While her salute was pretty on point (for a movie), there is exactly one other scene that is almost, barely, military. During training when the DS comes over to talk to Jessica because she fell out (don't remember the exact details as to why) and he basically tells all about how the DS persona is very much an act. And, while he doesn't outright tell her to do it, he gets her to try what she didn't do. Actual positive NCO moment.
Lol.
Bad thing is I've seen salutes in the army worst then hers.
You noticed that too... 😂😂😂
“Oh you just had to put on a cape didn’t you!” Fuck yeah Samuel Jackson has a cape on
F%ck Sam Jackson, dude's an openly racist bigot.
His movies suck anyways. The best role he ever had was Johnny Stacks in Goodfellas, because at least I got to watch him get forever-sleeped by Joe Pesci lmao
He didn't listen to Edna though!!! NO CAPES
What movie i need it
Which movie was it?
It's called Basic, and it's a great movie.
I always cringe when they get it SOOOOOO close, but my uniform ADHD will pick out everything wrong.
They always have to have something wrong or way off on the iniform in hollywood.
More like my Jrotc brain and mind for me
Wahol heer commandant 🙂✋️
it's a legal thing youncant show perfect uniform
hello adam hilter
Steven Segal is the kind of guy who'll call you on the phone to tell you he's gonna text you.
He's the kind of guy who carries his phone in a holster, but doesn't carry a gun
My grandpa has done that to me lmao
Dude really said "no capes" to Samuel Jackson.
Edna Mode will tell Jackson no capes, and I think he would listen, You don't tell Edna no.
"Stop being a weiner and get thermal burns like the rest of us". Idk what it was about that delivery but it has me dying
You get to wear a cape in the military?!!
Where do I sign? 🤣🤣
….I’m Batman! 🤦🏻♂️🤣
me too!😊
‘Stop being a weiner and get a thermal burn like the rest of us!’
Had me dying😂
I came divingggg for the comment 😂
Hot brass will awaken yo ass!
Lmao I laughed to hard at this in the video 😂😂😂😂
I for real couldn't stop laughing
@@stevehope6283 Bro made the joke get +100 sneak and +100 joke advanced.
You have gotten the title of joke amplifier.
Tbh, in Samuel Jackson's vase, if someone came at me looking like a Starwars bounty hunter, I'd probably surrender.
A sincere thank you for pointing out Steven Seagal
The only problem is Seagal actually have the experience😂😂😂
@@GojosBackHand at the local buffet, maybe
Russia is currently using Steven Seagal for training tapes. I think this explains their recent performances.
Any day I don’t hear or see Seagal… is a good day
@@GojosBackHand Nah he's a lying hack. Even his Aikido background is sketchy when you deep dive. Source: his first wife (who he abandoned/cheated on), she actually owned the dojo from her father. Seagal just trained there. Granted he was young enough to get away with being a sketchy creep then.
Steven Segal is a living meme
Is it weird that my grandpa loves watching his movies on the Sony channel And i only learned about the triads from those cringe moves 😅?
Im recovering from little case of bronchitis.
"Gravy Seal" got me laughing so hard for so long, I thought I was going to freaking die
I want seagal to teach me all his everything 🤣
Lesson #1: Lie.. about.. everything.
If he ever does? Do all the opposite.
I can teach you all of Seagal's military skills right here and now:
1. Soldiers use guns and run about.
2. Lie about everything even in the face of the thing you are lying about.
3. See #2.
Careful now, from what I hear, all his shit might have you facing SH charges.
I hope you’ve got a few years for the martial arts training, 5 minutes for acting training and 20 seconds for the script writing training to spare.
Samuel L. Jackson can wear whatever he wants to because nobody wants to tell him not to
It's like a Marine showing up to a function wearing The Boat Cloak, glorious and within regs.
For real. Man convinced George Lucas to make him a purple lightsaber. He can do whatever he wants 😂
His beret would be purple or something
He’s a racist
I swear I just heard "motherfucker!" off in the distance....
In the navy they make us do up the collar like that but it's only during general quarters or in other words when shit is about to go down, and it's just one part of getting into battle dress
And one more thing, you shouldn't be in your NWUs at sea you're gonna be going to GQ in your coveralls buttoned up and with your flashhood and gloves.
@@jett_phil good point
@@jett_phil You could be pulled into a pier where it would be fine to wear the NWUs.
I thought you guys had Nomex hoods like the Fire Department? Sense you're all trained to fight fires on the ship and such, and they need to go around your face piece. (Im a firefighter myself)
I feel like those would do a much better job at keep brass from going down your shirt than any coller.
@@soulnvictus yes most people are in coveralls and we have multiple gear lockers throughout the ship that the firefighters have to suit up at
We all need more gravy seal roasts 😂😂😂😂😂
My husband is amazed that I can pick put a uniform error in a movie even when the actor is on screen for 1/2 a second.
My family turned it into a game to see what is wrong with a military uniform in a movie or show.
@WeThe People it's more fun when you make a drinking game out of it
Watch 'Helix', you might set new records. The show is terrible. My GF loved it but before the end of the first season I told her it was 'downright unwatchable' and refused to torture myself anymore. MAJ Ballaseros is the absolute worst on-screen representation of a Soldier and the military I've ever seen.
That actually sounds super fun
I used the neck thin when I was deployed back in the day. I was a gunner so I actually wore my throat protector and it would rub me raw after 18 hours of sweat and sand on missions.
The throat protector? Yikes. He meant the uniform collar though. I personally like being able to turn it up
I can't even stand someone just touching my neck.
many applications of baby powder or some sort of vaseline smeared on it. I bet it would feel weird and crappy for a minute but might get cooler. And could help with the skin rubbing raw. [But deployment can mess up a quick run to the pharmacy or general store. \s]
@@BillNyeTheWesternSpy I believe they mean they wore it under the throat protector to help relieve/prevent rash.
Damn usually I rub myself raw after 18 hours
Love transition lenses, work has me outside a lot and it’s nice they get darker. Or clear when I’m not directly in the sun.
I work on a flight line all day so they're a life saver.
Civilian privilege?
@@1234cheerful nah, our dress and appearance AFI permits "prescription glasses with photosensitive lenses" so long as when tinted they're grey, brown or blue I believe.
I think he meant these were transition sunglasses and not prescription.
Cus they goofy af
@@zyourzgrandzmaz ah, yeah I have shitty eyesight privilege.
I just love the "LOOK AT THIS GOOBER" with the cam shaking, I could keep watching that section all day
You do realize that it is an absolute requirement that movies have something incorrect on the uniform because to have a correct uniform would be a violation of law as they are not a military member and they are not enlisted in the military
As someone already pointed out that is a common myth.
Complete Bollocks ;)
The neck thing was actually pretty nice on cold days as well. Was actually disappointed they didn't continue it on the OCPs.
Yes. It was also designed to help the neck from body armor chaffing.
We only ever used it to choke each other out in combatives
To quote above "stop bein a weiner"
@@bower31 No. Getting my neck chafed and/or burnt by brass when I could just pull the collar up to avoid it is as dumb as having cold hands and warm pockets.
@@stevenschnepp576 No I think you should have a 5.56 shaped scar on your neck and nerve damage in your hands like me, it builds character and makes you not a wiener
Steven Segal as “Gravy Seal;” bwahahaha you killed it, man!
*Violent shaking* “Stop being a wiener and get a thermal burn like the rest of us!”
ikr that got me dying-
My man was COOKING Steven seagal
Gravy seal is by far the best military roast I've ever heard.
The shaking always makes these so much better idk why
For me it made it worse
Makes the internal rage more tangible 😂
I wanna see you in a military movie as the Sargent lol
Gravy seal 😂. I'm losing it.
The old military movies / shows where they had a pack of cigarettes rolled up in their sleeves
😂😂
My grandpa would lose him mind
When my son was in the BOY SCOUTS, back when it meant something, our Scoutmaster, who was US Army SF reserve, got our troop hooked up with the Civilian Marksmanship Program.
We had .22 single shot rifles to start with, then .30 carbines and then had them shoot M1 Garands prone position.
Some parents were doubtful about their boys (12-13 years old) actually shooting firearms. Some had never handled a firearm.
By the end of the day, when hot 30-06 brass was landing on their collars from the next shooter over, they just brushed it off and resumed firing.
Those were the days.
only steven seagal would decide to get a Russian citizenship and then make like 57 movies where he plays “old fat american desert operator”
That salute by Steven is the most humiliating thing I’ve seen in any military themed movie.
As a vet myself, that Goatee is out of regulation!
@@Jefff72 I think just about anything Steven Segal is out of regulation.
You did see Pauly Shore in 'In the Army Now' right?!?!?
Segal 's got his pinkie up in the air like his about ready to take a cup of tea ???
Tom Cruise with that 90's Balkan war criminal rizz
Taps was released in 1981. So…
@@reijiminato8762 Tom has always been ahead of the times. Lol
Based on the first picture I thought he was going to say “women”💀💀
The acu collar was designed for the wear of iba and iotv. A lot of people wore those, they are actually pretty good in combination with body armor.
10 years active duty, never once saw anyone wear the collar up.
@@CrazyPalidin57 Did you just not go outside the wire or something? We all wore it up in battle-rattle.
@@stevenschnepp576 I’ll take “things that POGs do” for $1000. 😂 y’all soft
I just snorted 🤣 and “just get thermal burns like the rest of us” FO REAL! Got me remembering some good ones I’ve gotten over the years 🤣
This may have already been posted, but, I think Col. Troutman from "First Blood" did the Beret justice.
I agree, the only thing they goofed on was the sf patch was wrong but i think they fixed it in part 2
“You just had to put on a cape, didn’t you?!”
Got me
Love laughing at seagal running. Looks like a goony bird trying to take off😂😂😂
and then in animated movies it's the misleading rank symbols lmao. they somehow created a uniform for the sergeant general of the lieutenant army marines.
🤣🤣🤣I KNOW & SAW THAT & was laughing my fuckin ass OFF cause of that DUMB shit!!!!!!!!!
Yes! Finally, someone pointed out Seagal's awkward salute.😂
“chef boyardee” 💀
Movies are not allowed to copy active military uniform if that person wearing it was or is not in any of the armed forces.
I remember being taught how to salute in basic, it wasn't something we picked up right away but eventually we learned. They never get it right in the movies. You always hear about actors and how much research and how hard they work to prepare for a role and yet they can't consult a military man for advice on how to salute?
“Gravy Seal” 💀💀💀💀
George Clooney's "The Peacmaker" did a really good job with this.
The Segal rant had me fucking dying😭 He sounds so angry, I love it😆
Lol 😂😂
"Look at this goober!!!"😂
Jealous you don’t have a cape to break up your silhouette
someone needs to give the movie directors a uniform manual 😭
It's against the law to publicly wear uniform if not service member even in movies so they have to make something wrong like a rank or missing patch
@@grimm7645 I don’t think that is true.
This dude's energy is insane😂😂😂
he sure shakes a lot
Woah, hey, woah, why you gotta do transition lenses like that.
They help me a lot...
Sam with the cape was TOP TIER. You can’t convince me otherwise
You should’ve shown Seagull holding a right handed gun left handed and then looking down the optic with his right eye😂😂😂
Underrated channel
That “Gravy SEAL” sent me to the hospital.
I wear transition lenses on my prescription glasses. They're actually quite nice.
If Zack is right, the proper way to shape a beret is that “it looks good”
He burned his beret in front of the barracks after he left the Army because of how much of a pain to was to wear
Hey, what hell divers has taught me Is capes look baller as hell
So glad you called out the salute at the end of that movie. Had me lowkey frothing
What's wrong with transition glasses? They're pretty useful when you have to wear glasses. 😊
Combat indicator of a paedophile, but apart from that…
Calling steven seagal a "gravy seal" made my day 😂
They have to do the uniforms wrong intentionally… as to not give away correct information… the idea was no one would know what was correct
no, that's a myth everyone keeps repeating
I read about this issues. They have to have 3 things wrong for copy right
the camera shake has me rolling
The Kevlar on their heads were on wrong too. The Kevlar is supposed to sit on or right above your eyebrow line so your skull doesn’t get smoked by an incoming round
Steven Seagal is actually, in real life, a Special Ops, Navy Seal, Green Beret, CIA, FBI, Gurkha, Foreign Legion Field Marshall. First Class.
Rumor has it hes a Delta Spetsnaz operator
@@CrotchRocket78 I heard that he even obtained the coveted Tri Delta designation.
Possibly DSI Or KSK Or MI6
@@Funny-m8h He may have advanced to MI69
I love it: 'Anything Steven Seagal has ever worn or done in a Military Movie!' HILARIOUS!!
That happy French impression got me wondering if you’d voice a TF2 Spy for something.
Gravy Seal! 😂💀
The Duke's got lessons to learn from the GOAT Steven Seagal
Zeagal, GOAT? How to make a B movie? How to turn tail and cuck for Ruzzia?
He's not a goat, he's a walrus 😂
Wait ... Am I not supposed to have transitions anymore?😢
"When gravy seal gets added"
Yoo new military branch just dropped
Chief! You missed in the first photo that the ACH was on backwards!
Fun fact about Steven in that movie: There’s a few scenes where “he” is going up/down stairs. He uses body doubles for those brief like 10 second scenes cause he’s too lazy to climb stairs 😂😂
Don't forget he spends so much of that movie sitting down
Another one are plate carriers. Theres nothing in them so they look floppy.
I'm a simple man I see Steven Seagal bashing, I like
The “uuuh huoo huuoo i look very technical in my very silly hat” had me dying
Hey, Jay.
Just throwing in - People who watched Top Gun join the Navy thinking they’re gonna fly F-14’s and F/A-18’s into the “Danger Zone.”
Well, hullabaloo, big surprise - Stringent requirements abound (academic, medical, infuriated the wrong senior officer, etc.). And, if any of them fail, those flying dreams can crash and burn.
Great content. Keep it up. May we bump into one another someday. If that happens, a cold one’s on me!
Segall is like a walking meme and just doesn't know it
Man, I loved the beret. You could tell who was who just by their beret.
in the UK 99% of time on TV get it wrong
@@vanpallandt5799 not sure what you mean
@@woodlandxwarrior films and TV have ppl wearing berets like a calzone or a pasty. Most British regts/corps shrink them..armoured units wear in a particular style.Paras wear them like flat hats
@@vanpallandt5799 I don't know how Brits wear them but we would shave them with a razor thin until you could see the lines in the fabric. Soak it for 24 hours, wash, and form it around something round in what's known as a ranger roll.
@@woodlandxwarrior well usually pretty tight to head except units mentioned and maybe others
My favorite is when mercenaries just have random ammunition thrown on them in nonsense places
“I’m a mercenary that means my flag is AMMO”
The only thing surrendering in a Steven Seagull film is the food buget.
They get them wrong on purpose.
This man needs to be promoted to drill sergeant
He's a Chief he's a higher rank than a Drill Sergeant 😂
@@carmeloflores2206 oh lol, can you tell I'm not a service member? 😆😆😆
@@themusicman1556 Im a musician too but yes I can tell
@@carmeloflores2206 lmfaooo what instrument(s) you play?
@@themusicman1556 Bass and Little bit of guitar
Uniforms being imperfect is not something that has to be or else it's "illegal", I'm sick of people regurgitating this idiocy. The Show JAG did it absolutely right, by hiring a proper consultant specifically to get the Uniforms right. The Army times did a piece on this very subject back in 2012 while I was deployed. The Hurt Locker was their focus, and it just comes down to Hollywood being cheap and not caring enough to get it right.
Man when the camera shakes it’s just funny 😂
Bro this guy's energy is just amazing
They have to do that in movies, so that way they don’t get copyrighted for using military uniforms. So they have to tweak one thing.