Broke Hack Mountain | Tuesdays With Stories
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- Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025
- Welp - Joe is in the city and he's missing Astoria, everybody! Joe scoops up Luke Mones - to go record his new special! Mark does SEVEN shows in Cleveland and thinks about buying a gun! It's Tuesdays!
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I cannot believe that Mark didn't realize that, when he was buying his huge fixer-upper house, that he was doing the exact thing his parents did 😂
Omg, yes! Deep cut.
Dumb comma
He's got problems lol
Can’t believe I didn’t catch that! good call
Calling it now, I’m anticipating him skimping out on the security system payments, letting it lapse and getting robbed within 2 years
Joe protecting his household with a bat with a sock on it is the least surprising thing yet
Joe couldn’t protect his sock from a flying bat😂
Mark's story about him being high and scared in the middle of the night combined with his new house that has turned into a horror movie could be a great bit. Shame he doesn't do stories like that in his act.
He has some great stories. He underestimates his ability to
I think ultimately marks weird anxieties keep him boxed in as a comic bc he kinda has to grow past them to be able to do more vulnerable style comedy like that. Right now he’s kinda limited to short jokes that are kinda robotic and not really “lived in.” Would be curious to see him take that ability but put some stories and more “mark” with it
Mark comb his hair with a pork chop??? 🤣🤣
Pork chop??? Is that what balding men are using as a last resort these days?
Smothered pork chop finetooth comb
Mark wears a toupee he’s too cheap to fly to Turkey
He's a sex addict with a wife.
Olive oil shine on that mop
12:42 These are the things I like to hear as a podcast listener/comedy audience member, because I was at the late show in rosemont and it was a perfect night of comedy! I can’t wait to relive the night when the special comes out ❤
“November is the middle of the year” Joe List
That slick guitar riff turns me gay every damn time
I love it and the lack of clips of what we're about to watch. Love these gayz! 🎉🎉🎉
Just like your father
It was extra gay guitar today.
I get extra gay and sing the riff and then send video of that to a fellow Tuesgay
What's the name of the band? I've been wanting to listen to the whole song
What is a bat with a sock gonna do against a guy with a gun
Lol bird shot is def lethal at close range.
Not just lethal, it'll turn flesh into pulp lmao
100% especially if you have a tight choke. One time i tried my turkey choke for squirrel hunting and it turned the 8 1/2 shot into a slug 😂 almost ripped the poor fellas in half
Yeah, close range meaning it'll fuck you up for sure within 25 feet, but I wouldn't stand 100 feet away and let someone shoot me with bird shot for less than $2.3 million.
Also, if someone breaks into your home with intent to harm you, why would you want to hit them with a "warning shot"? Just to piss them off more?
A pencil is lethal at close range.
@@royeaston6067 Just ask the THREE MEN that John Wick killed with one
Mark, get the gun
Mark: I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable 😂
Costanza
Nah, it's famous quote from Seinfeld episode
I can’t imagine Mark as a dad, will be super fun to see him settle in ❤
He can't even manage his own life. Shall be interesting. Could change him for the better 😂😂😂
Zipping down the street in NYC holding a baby in one hand and steering his Vespa with the other.
Joe's double hat disturbs.
Too much contrast
I don't like it
Man people cry over the stupidest things
🤣🤣🤣, only one side was desperate, and for good reason!
Wasn't even close 😂
Tight race 😂
I'm shocked Joe isn't more popular.. his specials are amazing.. Just saw him live and he crushed. The special he shot deserves to be on Netflix. LFG
The first few seconds “happy Halloween”. Jesus h Christ you guys 🤦🏽♂️😂
Its the unprofessionalism that makes it compelling
46:13 laughed at this forrr about 5 minutes straight out loud. Dark humor folks!
RUclips never recommends this to me but I watch every episode and am subscribed. Something’s up
You’ve accidentally clicked don’t recommend.
Love my weekly dose of Tuesdays with Feehan!
Joe's face when Mark says light skinned brother 😂😂😂
43:23 my favorite bible verse! ✝️🙏
Mark! Get a combination lock doorknob or lock box outside your house for the workers.
My favorite podcast!!!
Love you guys, and I get it.... But it really does take something away from the show when you guys record a month in advance....
yeah that’s my main gripe
Yeah they give us shit when we complain but how are huge comics like Shane, Theo, etc. being busy as fuck and somehow dropping eps a day after they're recorded?
Nah its fine
@@BrickTop06 oh you mean Shane, one of the regular guests on Matt's secret podcast? Just jokes I agree with you he's just not the example I would've picked 😂
Cry about it ya pu$$y
What’s that “9 times “ quote from. Its killing me oh wait ! Ferris beulers day off haha 😅
57:40 Joe saying he’s too “dead on the inside” to remember the story, yet telling the story on his podcast Lolol
Sock on the bat is the best advice I've gotten in a long time good looking out List.......
I was at the second taping at zanies! Joe kept putting his balls in my face!!
Quit bragging.
he can spot a gay father from a mile away!
He could probably do that and be onstage at the same time
Were u wet?!
Did u queef while laughing???
Pull it up!
“Don’t get a gun, I’m a gay lib” - Joe list
I think he knows Mark is not calm enough for a gun.
@ oh yeah list is right, mark definitely doesn’t need a gun
Mark took the money and got some new clothes. 😂❤
made me sad when they missed the chance to throw in ‘maybe you can stick around and we can sweep together’
joes full transition to dad
Like a butterfly catering metamorphosis...he slowly drys his dad wings ...to become the magnetic comedic Dad.
"Chuck the Jew" had me in shambles 🤣
I still regularly watch your Netflix half hour JoJo, some of the greatest jokes I’ve heard on that one.
Mark its strategic to stay on the top floor most of the time... buy a gun and a dog
💯
No dog, then he will have to walk it in the middle of the night and scare himself.
I enjoy hearing you guys talk about your love for what you do
"I'm like a Native American, I used every part of the Buffalo." 😂
Mark, have you ever heard "sisters not twins"? That's what us girls strive for with our eyebrows.
Same with you and Joe. 💙
Top left-Trophy for best performance in all gay dog gang bang ….Joe List
Mark's Cat coming at you in the dark
Would be quite something.
Bc it's a bloody big cat.
I like it
Makes sense
That’s something
Woah
Wow
List gained so much street cred wearing the double hat combo.
Can we see:
1. Baby Marty
2. Gregg the Cat
3.joes spycam on feehan 🤣🤣
@@davidperez5089😂😂😂😂
As a man named Marty, I’m pleased to hear List named the bambino after me. Good choice.
we need a greg ep pls
Hulu Disney that’s where everyone else is going. Can’t wait for everyone’s specials this coming year
Hulu is garbage unless you pay $250 to have no commercials.
Joe trying to give Mark career advice cracks me up.
44:00 that's Dave Chappelle's bit... Buckshot buckshot buckshot!
41:07 I thought we were gonna get the "and then the cat jumped outta the bag!" tag from the intro
Mark looks like he's starring in Boogie Nights 2...
I truly can’t wait for Joe’s new special. Such a prolific comedian.
I miss the pile of coffee cups & the mean lawyer. 😢
Every special List has put out every joke hits. I've watched all few times.
Agreed, I couldn’t even get through Segura’s last special but I watched all of Joe’s from start to finish
Hot monday night upload!
All over my back!
Yal hate New York but vote for the people who want to turn America into New York. Good show . My presidents gay
Huh ? 😂
@ Joe and mark vote democrat. While constantly bashing New York. Dems want to turn all of America into some woke lawless gay drugged up cult. And I ain’t talking skankfest . What democrat city would u like the rest of country to image?
Wow America is toast
42:24 ghost by the spook??😂
This episode reminded me of watching TV when I was a kid in the early 80's. I kinda liked it 😆
hearing you guys say its scary to sleep in a 2 story single family home is kinda wild
Reminds me of the Always Sunny ep when Dennis and Mac move to the suburbs
@ News flash asshole! ive been hearing it the whole time!
Not when Mark's 2 story childhood home was broken into all the time.
WILD I TELL YA
Coming directly from We Might Be Drunk perfect timing!
11:48 Joe, you don’t need to say ‘White Derek’, you can just say ‘Derek’
Mark be careful with the baby on the artificial turf in summer, it turns very hot when temps are up.
Great ep as always fellas!! that bit at 43:45 is Chappelle, not Kimmel btw
Still wearing coats on Halloween everywhere else, guys
Joe should release his special on his website for $1.
After he gets a million views he can upload it to RUclips.
Joe I heard Feehan is selling her bikini from Tires.............
I've said this before and will probably say it again but this episode was one of the funniest ever !
Mr List tours the sparse parts of America, called Remaining Behind.
Great ep!
7 minutes in and were doin bad asain impressions love this pod
Asain
Joe Lists “when you have a baby”
The total stereotype of an insufferable new parent.
My favorite podcast
GREAT SHIRT MARK!
Hey Mark,
Buy an average fan and turn it on high, take the edibles and sleep like a baby.
Something is missing, disappointed that the Chuck E. Cheese shower curtain backdrop is no longer there. The new set is too sterile, maybe gift the old curtain to Vecchione, and pick up a staggering pigeon or two from Battery Park.
List should make that Sherlock double hat as merch
Great ep
Fun puns
23:30 Jesus mark😂. Joe staring at the camera.
I always listen to the pod and then come to the RUclips comments for people pointing out the visual jokes, thank you for your service 😂
man I'm too early to read the comments of the funnier and gayer people than myself
Not many gayer than you fatty ❤
Love this intro. 🌀🔥
Mark, give up on “Lunch”. It didn’t stick.
Dundee 2 is absolutely the superior film.
When is the special Mark,Joe?
Mark should use these next few weeks to treat his alcoholism before he exposes his newborn son to it.
Two half guys on a couch
I like that show
❤
Marks not wrong, Joe has become his own voice of comedy nowadays. One of the naturally funniest comedians currently
Nothing like a ranch house. 2 story or more is too much house! Stairs suck elephant queefs!!
Within the first minute is crazy lol ive never been this early to a drag show! (My friends are gay)
If you watch long enough it looks like Joe has no legs as his pants blend with the couch
Mongay!
My father’s gay!
yeh so's his dumb son
Both my dads are gay, as were there fathers before them.
Joe! MAGA
39:30 that might not have been a real door slam, could have been a hypnic jerk or bedtime auditory hallucination (exploding head syndrome) if it only woke you up but not your lady and you were high
you can tell joe is from new york. "you can't have a gun in the house, you're having a baby" 🤣
He's from Mass you retard how long have you been listening to the show?
Such a soy boy liberal
Yea haha what a left wing cuck being concerned about his child's safety! 😂
I also use edibles to sleep and I kid you not. Over the summer I heard 2 knocks on my window at 3 am so loud even my cat woke up...We both froze , what made it scarier I live on a second floor apartment .
There we go Murphy!
Do not sleep with a sword over your bed
A podcast is literally the easiest thing in the world to edit and upload to RUclips. You guys have people working for you. No reason why you can’t upload way sooner not 2 weeks behind lol
I pay more attention to audience versus critic ratings on RT. I prefer both ratings to be high but have really enjoyed several movies with bad critic but good audience ratings.
What film were they talking about 1&2 review scores?
Crocodile Dundee
Joes mafia name is Joey 2 hats
Marky's got a gun
Pull it up
The pre-recorded eps are killing this pod for me.