Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 - Nostalgia Critic & AVGN

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd joins the Nostalgia Critic to take on the Michael Bay produced mess-terpeice.
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  • @tuckerraschdorf8742
    @tuckerraschdorf8742 5 лет назад +1213

    I love when the Critic and the Nerd do episodes together.

    • @romanbrown2029
      @romanbrown2029 4 года назад +18

      It's epic

    • @spookypooky1362
      @spookypooky1362 4 года назад +1

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    • @andresacosta7885
      @andresacosta7885 4 года назад +2

      @@spookypooky1362 What’s this?

    • @theorangeguy6704
      @theorangeguy6704 3 года назад +2

      @@spookypooky1362 I agree

    • @jacksonblum6985
      @jacksonblum6985 3 года назад +14

      Like : out of the shadows NC
      With
      Angry Video Game Nerd
      Nostalgia Critic
      Featuring. Black Nerd

  • @thescarecrowman
    @thescarecrowman 7 лет назад +1181

    Every show from the 80s was a toy commercial.

  • @matthewhancox4389
    @matthewhancox4389 4 года назад +429

    The thing that sucks about this review,
    is that when it came over to the UK they swapped Critic’s nunchaku for a grappling hook.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 3 года назад +63

      They also called it Thirty Something Movie Critic. Apparently Nerd is a curse word in Britain, don't ask me.

    • @crowumin5318
      @crowumin5318 3 года назад +18

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 yikes if that is not complete toss I don't know what is

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 3 года назад +21

      Yet they let him keep his gun. Inconsistent hypocrites

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 3 года назад +5

      @@michaeliv284 could’ve been a BB gun

    • @mariairlete6754
      @mariairlete6754 3 года назад +4

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 What, WHAT? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

  • @MTheGrey
    @MTheGrey 7 лет назад +977

    "Do you see her right in front of you?"
    "No..."
    "Then she's been kidnapped."
    I would've thought it was Peach without any context.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 4 года назад +20

      Eh, it works for most damsels in distress.

    • @knightofoctober
      @knightofoctober 4 года назад +6

      *Zelda

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 4 года назад +25

      @@knightofoctober at least she can protect herself

    • @LittleAl016
      @LittleAl016 3 года назад +16

      @@knightofoctober To Zelda's credit, she's never the same person every time. And the Skyward Sword, Ocarina of Time, and The Wind Waker versions only got kidnapped in the end of their own games, getting caught off guard. Phantom Hourglass has her rushing headlong into danger without backup. The Twilight Princess version surrendered to Zant, fearing for Hyrule's safety. And the Breath of the Wild version wasn't kidnapped at all, but is directly fighting against Ganon.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 года назад +8

      @@LittleAl016 Thanks. To add to that, the Spirit Tracks Zelda's _body_ gets kidnapped, while her spirit becomes Link's partner and helps Link throughout the game, and she is easily the most useful companion Link has had in any Zelda game. At the end of the game, it's her and Link _together_ that beat the final boss and plunge the sword into the villain's forehead.

  • @gaming4life106
    @gaming4life106 6 лет назад +1528

    I want a TV Show called Thirty Something Nerdy Critics.

    • @NeroCM
      @NeroCM 5 лет назад +66

      you're watching it. It's called Nostalgia critic.

    • @rsanmi
      @rsanmi 5 лет назад +12

      I want it to

    • @TheRilluma
      @TheRilluma 4 года назад +7

      you are not the only one! i would watch it!

    • @thecuriousspiritofopportun1144
      @thecuriousspiritofopportun1144 4 года назад +15

      For the first split second I read the word thirty I thought it said thirsty. I frickin' cracked myself up at that, "Thirsty Something Ninja Critics." God.

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 4 года назад +6

      James is approaching 40, isn't he?

  • @jameswhiteii9129
    @jameswhiteii9129 6 лет назад +668

    "Mommy, is he flicking us off or pointing up?"
    "Pointing UP YOURS!"
    XD

    • @chloenieuwsma4846
      @chloenieuwsma4846 4 года назад +9

      dude their are kids in the audience for shame the soccer moms are complaing, you obvoiusly need to use this bull horn!

    • @belewgm
      @belewgm 4 года назад +6

      "Pumba, not in front of the kids!"

    • @jamesl.anderson1384
      @jamesl.anderson1384 2 года назад +3

      Oh Sorry

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos 7 лет назад +521

    Where can I get an official version of "Thirty Something Nerdy Critics?"

  • @AskDr.Stupid
    @AskDr.Stupid 4 года назад +420

    When Whoopi says "Ok, get out", it's delivered so well. Cracks me up every time.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 2 года назад +31

      I also loved it because after being explained about four 6 foot giant turtles are walking around the city and only one person saw them, with no evidence to back it up while running a news company, I would also say the same thing

    • @aaronbradley430
      @aaronbradley430 Год назад +10

      Same

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness 4 года назад +523

    It took me entirely too many viewings to realize “Thirty-Something Nerdy Critics” was referring to their ages, not how many of them there are.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 года назад +14

      Big brain

    • @B.K.J
      @B.K.J 3 года назад +25

      It's ok. It took you saying that for me to get it

    • @raccoon3271
      @raccoon3271 3 года назад +7

      math is fun

    • @damarvelousone
      @damarvelousone 3 года назад +1

      Brainlet.

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 2 года назад +6

      I thought ‘something’ was because they couldn’t think of a word

  • @ashfire9307
    @ashfire9307 8 лет назад +522

    05:54 You don't f* ck with CHIN!

  • @jbourbon3734
    @jbourbon3734 6 лет назад +413

    24:40-25:41 Am I the only one who actually liked Channel Awesome's elevator scene remix?

    • @yahnibmartin4376
      @yahnibmartin4376 6 лет назад +10

      i like it since it had some jerk with a camera

    • @connorking4201
      @connorking4201 4 года назад +21

      I loved that segment

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 2 года назад +18

      The “go ninja go ninja” guy was singing like his life depends on it

    • @aaronbradley430
      @aaronbradley430 Год назад +4

      No I love it wish it would have been a little bit longer

    • @ImJusMoney
      @ImJusMoney Год назад +2

      its the best part to be.

  • @k-boi420
    @k-boi420 5 лет назад +199

    Ah my favorite TMNT episode
    "Episode related pun"

    • @lucasgibbs4050
      @lucasgibbs4050 4 года назад +15

      Didn’t you just love that episode?

  • @nightmareeclipse8383
    @nightmareeclipse8383 5 лет назад +375

    you don’t understand, we are hunting turtles, I INTEROGATED A RAT!

  • @Loophole23742
    @Loophole23742 4 года назад +431

    I never got why the turtles were so big in this movie. They looked like Rocksteady and Beebop. In the cartoons they were shorter than April. They were between 4"9 and 5"2 which made more sense why it would take all 4 fighting at the same time to take down their biggest opponents. It also made sense how they could sneak around the sewers and go unnoticed being small. I think they might of been even smaller in the books, like between 3 and 4 ft.

    • @BenDowdy
      @BenDowdy 3 года назад +30

      Between this and the Xmen flicks, it's like being short is a no- no.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 года назад +29

      Hollywood refuses to hire any little people other than Peter Dinklage or Warwick Davis, so they decided to go for taller. that being said even the live action movies had her height, which i definitely didnt mind, but yeah 6+ ft turtles is a bit overboard... which is expected, it's a Michael Bay movie.

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 3 года назад +18

      I didn’t mind. At this point we’ve left the realm of realism entirely, we have a team of turtle Bros who walk on two legs and know martial arts from their rat sensei/dad.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 года назад +14

      @@BenDowdy If you're referring to Wolverine, it was a case of acting over appearance; I don't think anyone will argue that Hugh Jackman wasn't perfect for the role... in every way other than being a full foot taller than the character. They tried to make him seem smaller in the first film with different camera angles, but it really didn't work so they gave up.

    • @rtxsfm4626
      @rtxsfm4626 3 года назад +1

      Wolverine: first time?

  • @wrestlingisreal1702
    @wrestlingisreal1702 5 лет назад +320

    "Mommy is he flicking us off or pointing up?"
    "POINTING UP YOURS!"
    Best line from nerd yet 👌🏼

  • @austinboylan5476
    @austinboylan5476 8 лет назад +493

    These two should get together again to review the sequel!

  • @nosoyarkano7624
    @nosoyarkano7624 7 лет назад +465

    I might be a dumbass but is the voice change and glasses change a reference to the animated 80's show's constant errors?

  • @wingsandash
    @wingsandash 5 лет назад +105

    "Even his daughter got out fine and she's, like, half his age!"
    ---
    ---Wait, what?
    (Love this video).

  • @skyscraperfronterline5701
    @skyscraperfronterline5701 9 лет назад +144

    Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! 😆😆😆

    • @voltazurite1832
      @voltazurite1832 6 лет назад

      Skyscraper Fronterline Reviewers with no life at all: Geeky power!

  • @StacheHand
    @StacheHand 8 лет назад +242

    Imagining the sequel to this once Out of the Shadows comes out:
    (The Critic contacts the Nerd)
    Critic: "Hey, Nerd."
    Nerd: "Yeah? Oh. What do you want this time?"
    Critic: "The new Ninja Turtles sequel came out and i'm reviewing it this week. Shall we go another round, for old time's sake?"
    Nerd: "Oh, now that you've mentioned it, that reminds me. I want to ask you something."
    Critic: "What?"
    Nerd: "I was wondering, do you know how to spell "fuck off"?"
    Critic: "Oh, that's F-U.... wait a minute! Don't back out on me!"
    Nerd: "Go away! I can't take another shitty Turtles movie! My intelligence almost had a meltdown from sitting through the last one, i'm not going back!"
    Critic: "But Turtles fans have to stick together, and as avid fans, it is our obligation to join forces once again and finish what we started togeth-"
    (the Nerd interrupts the Critic's sentence by appearing out of nowhere, right next to him, and punching him in the face)
    Nerd: "Leave me out of it!"
    Critic: "God damn it... your intelligence may not have melted down, but your manners sure have. Ow."
    Nerd: "You're one to talk, you asshole."
    Critic: "It's just one more time, jackass."
    Nerd: "Asshole!"
    Critic: "Jackass!"
    Nerd: "Asshole!"
    Critic: "Jackass!"
    Nerd: "Asshole!"
    Critic: "Jackass!"
    Nerd and Critic: (beat) "Jackasshole!"
    Critic: "You know what? You're here now, so we might as well get started!"
    Nerd: "Fuck that! I have better things to do, like taking a golden shower while wrapped in electricity cables!"
    Critic: "Well, if it's that much better to do, why don't you?"
    Nerd: "Right now? I will!"
    Critic: "Good!"
    Nerd: "Great! You're on your own this time!"
    Critic: "Go ahead! I don't need you!"
    (The Critic sits back down on his chair in frustration and disappointment)
    Nerd: (from outside) "Damn!"
    Critic: "What a bitter guy." (takes out a bag of pork rinds to eat)

    • @splatoon4life776
      @splatoon4life776 8 лет назад +3

      u r a genius

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 8 лет назад +7

      Let's just wait and see their second impression, you know after they cool down from the nostalgia and excitement that Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang were in the movie, no matter *how* BADLY exploited. Also, Casey Joke!

    • @the1tacoirvin
      @the1tacoirvin 8 лет назад +4

      the new one is just tranformer 4 age of extican of this franchise
      if your pay attiemtion its very VERY simaler to it

    • @charlieben3354
      @charlieben3354 7 лет назад

      KingRaikou this is too long for me to read

    • @applelon
      @applelon 7 лет назад +1

      KingRaikou this is true artwork

  • @lukewright9031
    @lukewright9031 4 года назад +79

    Most importantly... How did someone flush a Ninjistu book down the toilet and eventually into the sewer?

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 года назад +2

      must've been one of those industrial strength toilets.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 года назад +3

      Maybe it got left on the street and washed down one of the drainage holes?

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 года назад +2

      @@matthewmuir8884 i could see that, but honestly they should've stuck to the original idea that the first live action movie depicted, it was less improbable than a book of ninjitsu getting washed down a sewer drain.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 года назад +2

      @@UltimateGamerCC I should probably point out at this point that I know next to nothing about this franchise and have never watched/read/played/owned a toy of any of it; I watched this video because, "Hey, this review's probably hilarious."

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 года назад +2

      @@matthewmuir8884 really? well dayum, first time i ran into anyone that doesnt know about this franchise, kinda refreshing.

  • @4O4Hime
    @4O4Hime 8 лет назад +350

    *_I need more of the two of them_*

  • @Clarissa_Star
    @Clarissa_Star 7 лет назад +118

    20:44 I INTERROGATED A RAT!
    The delivery of that line just got me laughing out loud... Maybe it's the way it's delivered.

    • @zoozoo5241
      @zoozoo5241 Год назад +1

      I know it’s way to fucking late but sameeeeee

  • @mwizachihana9551
    @mwizachihana9551 3 года назад +21

    27:03.
    -Pizza is good.
    -Pizza is right.
    -Pizza is the BEST thing I ever had!!

  • @Thevagrant79
    @Thevagrant79 8 лет назад +286

    I was not prepared to see Tamara dressed as April...

  • @isetmfriendsofire
    @isetmfriendsofire 6 лет назад +239

    The intro to this video is honestly a masterpiece, guys!

  • @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming
    @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming 5 лет назад +103

    For real though, the 2012 Nickelodeon tmnt show is actually AMAZING

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 года назад +10

      It’s good for a kids show, but I prefer 2003

    • @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming
      @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming 3 года назад +8

      @@gezi5927 I’m only saying it’s amazing because that’s what I grew up on so I’m not gonna fight u about which version is better

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 года назад +4

      dude i’m not arguing with you i was just saying my preference

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 3 года назад +1

      It is

    • @evergreenlady784
      @evergreenlady784 2 года назад +2

      It is. It really is. 😁

  • @joeyteter9383
    @joeyteter9383 7 лет назад +50

    "Hey guys! You wanna come with us to ancient Japan with this time traveling stick?" Lmao

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle 9 лет назад +16

    22:00- "Boom, and boobs! Explosions!" Ha, that actually does sum up most of Michael Bay's style in a nut shell. PRINT MONEY :D

  • @codyflake3080
    @codyflake3080 4 года назад +35

    Okay I call bs on the book crap. I’ve watched the shows and movies(except these for good reason) and plenty of things were changed but one thing that stayed pretty much the same was that Splinter already knew Ninjitsu before meeting the turtles. In the early series the reason is because he is Master Yoshi mutated into a rat, in the movies he learned ninjitsu from Master Yoshi. That part was essential to the how the turtles become Ninjas and Bay’s way around that is a freaking book?

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 2 года назад

      That's the only flaw of the film

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 года назад +4

      Also, who would drop a cool Japanese martial arts book into the sewer.

    • @zanderblankenship3849
      @zanderblankenship3849 2 года назад

      @@LadyOnikara Someone who couldn’t read Japanese?

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 года назад +1

      @@zanderblankenship3849 Hmm... Maybe. I would at least give it a good try first.

  • @lacinecotina866
    @lacinecotina866 6 лет назад +166

    i just love how he says "then she's been kidnapped"

    • @gRinchY-op5vr
      @gRinchY-op5vr 4 года назад +5

      That and the way he says "The Christ has spoken" before just disappearing

  • @gideonaigner1160
    @gideonaigner1160 8 лет назад +62

    "She gets a tip from Chef Ramsey." 😆

  • @Alejandroigarabide
    @Alejandroigarabide 5 лет назад +55

    I just now realise that "Eric Sachs" is an englishation of "Oroku Saki".
    Mind blown.

    • @Abbaschand
      @Abbaschand 4 года назад +11

      I caught it the first time, and I thought, "Shit, does that mean Eric Sacks is Shredder?". Nope. If I remember, they were planning to do that, but then decided to change the script, making Oroku Saki and Rick Sacks different people.

    • @GothMermaidGamer
      @GothMermaidGamer 4 года назад +7

      Well hell, they should have just stuck with that idea instead of pussing out and editing in a few shots of a Japanese dude

    • @Alejandroigarabide
      @Alejandroigarabide 4 года назад +2

      @@Abbaschand Indeed, it was the original idea.

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 2 года назад +2

      @@GothMermaidGamer maybe Fichtner could voice Shredder in a TMNT cartoon

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 2 года назад +2

      @@mrrunodan8119 I'm beginning to wonder if that might happen in Shredder's Revenge
      🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀 🍕

  • @BabyLambCreations
    @BabyLambCreations 7 лет назад +28

    Totally unrelated to the subject of this video, but: (29:16)
    RIP Adam West, TV's #1 Batman.

  • @tylerleach8796
    @tylerleach8796 8 лет назад +505

    We need a four way crossover of Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Black Nerd, and Phelous to review The sequel

    • @whatiftherewasanun
      @whatiftherewasanun 8 лет назад +14

      I'm so thankful that I'm not the only person who thinks that!

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage 8 лет назад +5

      and angry joe

    • @karakun1
      @karakun1 8 лет назад +10

      angry joe not the best choice. though he did watched it as a kid he’s not the best choice plus he already got his crossover with Critic in Batman vs Superman.

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 8 лет назад +2

      +karakun1 - Also Man of Steel.

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 8 лет назад +3

      Why Phelous? Is he really a TMNT guy?

  • @thefreakmachine
    @thefreakmachine 5 лет назад +23

    28:30 "But, we took them that seriously".
    That's beacuse we were kids.
    And also nerds.
    Nerdy kids we were, nerdy guys we are now.

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 7 лет назад +494

    Imagine these Turtles as big buff black stereotype gangsters with bald heads and short noses, then think back to the racist Transformers back in Transformers 2 and it will blow your mind.

    • @szpecter558
      @szpecter558 6 лет назад +8

      28:08 Someone please tell me the name of that song to send me a link to it at least!!!

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 6 лет назад +4

      MforZorro | Movesets OH MY GOOOOOOOD

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 6 лет назад +1

      MforZorro | Movesets You’re giving me ideas!

    • @KangaKucha
      @KangaKucha 6 лет назад +2

      MforMovesets didn't NC do that in his review of the original movies?

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 6 лет назад +1

      How?

  • @emilyfuller1563
    @emilyfuller1563 8 лет назад +34

    I'm not even a Turtles fan, and I LOVE that elevator scene. The Nerd's right, how can you not get sucked in?

  • @bobthebomb2758
    @bobthebomb2758 5 лет назад +83

    OK that cartoon were April was a teenager was first of all great and second of all 100 times better than these movies

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 4 года назад +6

      The Critic
      He didn’t say anything against it, I think he likes it judging from other reviews

  • @madnessunleashed8648
    @madnessunleashed8648 7 лет назад +102

    I would totally watch Thirty Something Nerdy Critic's.

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny 5 лет назад +3

      It's called Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic.

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny 4 года назад

      @Squeezie Army Joke / You \

  • @Spuckhuus
    @Spuckhuus 6 лет назад +382

    Jim Henson > CGI

  • @michellewarns2778
    @michellewarns2778 6 лет назад +43

    19:01 Dude, it would be almost like a ninja version of "The Tortoise and the Hare".

    • @danielrules-espinal
      @danielrules-espinal 3 года назад +3

      All that team is missing is the Easter Bunny from Rise of the Guardians and you got yourself an awesome bunny team!

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 года назад

      I'd watch it! (If the turtles actually looked like turtles. I guess I'm a hardcore Jim Henson fan.)

  • @godzillafan1117
    @godzillafan1117 9 лет назад +57

    Where's the part of the video where Raphael talks normally in slo mo? Was I imagining things?

    • @godsdonttalk597
      @godsdonttalk597 9 лет назад +14

      GodzillaFan111 Now to think of it, these reuploads have had a lot (maybe not a lot, but some) scenes cut from them. Perhaps these were the specific copyright claims?
      Either that or we're all going crazy.

    • @godzillafan1117
      @godzillafan1117 9 лет назад

      Hmmm

    • @dwarf365
      @dwarf365 9 лет назад +3

      GodzillaFan111 CONFIRMED! original version is 35:10 min long. same con ending and everything. as near as i can tell it is just that clip that was cut. it was my favorite part of the vid. thankfully i saved the first upload.

    • @godsdonttalk597
      @godsdonttalk597 9 лет назад +1

      It had to be the copyright claim, just like the Jaws scene from Master of Disguise

    • @godzillafan1117
      @godzillafan1117 9 лет назад

      }:(

  • @gamefreak23788
    @gamefreak23788 9 лет назад +336

    Who's favorite version is the 2003 TMNT?

    • @sammichdefate5375
      @sammichdefate5375 9 лет назад +59

      ***** Funny enough, that was actually the version of the TMNT I grew up with.

    • @badexample2674
      @badexample2674 9 лет назад +6

      Sammich De Fate Me Too

    • @MegaFeeso
      @MegaFeeso 9 лет назад +8

      Marten Lausvee I did too but I have an oler brother so I grew up with the 80s show and movies too.

    • @badexample2674
      @badexample2674 9 лет назад

      ***** I was 2 or 3 when people i know were watching the 80s show ( I live in a weird country). But i saw most of the 80s episodes last year

    • @MegaFeeso
      @MegaFeeso 9 лет назад

      Those "red sky" episodes were a little odd

  • @RandomCartoonFan2639
    @RandomCartoonFan2639 5 лет назад +75

    First Nickelodeon film rated PG-13

    • @mariajimenafigueroa8311
      @mariajimenafigueroa8311 5 лет назад +6

      Actually, it's the third one.
      1) Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snouging.
      2) "Fun" Size

    • @RandomCartoonFan2639
      @RandomCartoonFan2639 4 года назад +2

      @@mariajimenafigueroa8311 I forgot about 1. But I dont know about fun sized

    • @RandomCartoonFan2639
      @RandomCartoonFan2639 4 года назад +1

      @@mariajimenafigueroa8311 and I ment based on a cartoon

    • @SingingWhileDrunk
      @SingingWhileDrunk 4 года назад

      I knew that was BS

    • @LittleAl016
      @LittleAl016 4 года назад +1

      @@RandomCartoonFan2639 This is actually based on a comic, but w/e.

  • @battlegeekplus
    @battlegeekplus 9 лет назад +53

    We had a great time making our cameo at 25:19 along with the other producers! We'll spread the word to have people visit this channel now!

  • @JageshemashFTW
    @JageshemashFTW 7 лет назад +182

    26:40
    Uh... Did they cut out a joke? I remember a bit where they joke that Raphael would be speaking really fast to match the speed of the crane falling?

    • @cng507
      @cng507 5 лет назад +16

      Oh, I finally found someone else who noticed. I was looking for that too

    • @PixxieAlexx
      @PixxieAlexx 5 лет назад +6

      Same I was just thinking that! I wonder why they took it out

    • @gradybrown9301
      @gradybrown9301 5 лет назад +4

      I have been wondering the same thing and I really wanna know why

    • @jordirapper
      @jordirapper 5 лет назад +15

      Copyright reasons. The long audio was the problem

    • @MRAxel1900
      @MRAxel1900 5 лет назад +7

      Mándela Effect

  • @PostMelvz
    @PostMelvz 4 года назад +50

    If Sonic can have a make over why can't the TMNT's?

    • @topcoppelion6626
      @topcoppelion6626 3 года назад +2

      If it really matters they'll get a George Lucas Special edition bullocks.

    • @mintstar3703
      @mintstar3703 2 года назад +5

      True. Sonic and Pikachu are perfect examples of how to make animated characters look easy on the eyes in live action.

    • @legendaryweegee5331
      @legendaryweegee5331 2 года назад +6

      Because the people who were making the sonic movies were humble enough to take criticism, no matter how harsh. Michael Bay on the other hand has a huge ego so he wouldn’t even consider criticism in the first place.

    • @johnjackson8327
      @johnjackson8327 2 года назад +1

      This was before Hollywood realized that making an adaptation exactly like the source material made money

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 2 года назад +4

      Actually, they should have a makeover after this. Since they got Sonic to look like the game version instead of an anorexic weasel, make the Ninja Turtles actually look like Ninja Turtles instead of shelled toads on steroids.

  • @dgood5707
    @dgood5707 7 лет назад +29

    Regarding April being a teen in the Nickelodeon series, atleast Donnie having a crush on her isn't creepy.

  • @josiahjenksisawesome
    @josiahjenksisawesome 7 лет назад +115

    That closing speech was beautiful
    *Wipes away tear of awe*

    • @szpecter558
      @szpecter558 4 года назад +4

      josiah jenks What was the song they used?

  • @B33FY2011
    @B33FY2011 Год назад +34

    This is the first time I have ever seen and known that avgn & critic did this together. This is the duel review I never knew I needed.

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 8 лет назад +132

    23:58 Why does Santa Christ look like a Smurf? XD

    • @wingriddenmartyr
      @wingriddenmartyr 8 лет назад +6

      Shadow clone jutsu!

    • @KamenRiderSeiryuXV0
      @KamenRiderSeiryuXV0 8 лет назад +15

      Santa Christ becoming a sensei. lol

    • @TheMrRuttazzo
      @TheMrRuttazzo 8 лет назад +16

      Because he has died for all our sins...
      ...But he also likes pancakes!

    • @ryudragonuv
      @ryudragonuv 7 лет назад +3

      Because in that scene he's an astral-projection.
      Much like back in the 1988 live-action movie when Splinter--long ensnared by the Foot--appeared to Leo and the others on April's farm while meditating together to speak to them.
      Know you references!

    • @Probablylani
      @Probablylani 7 лет назад +2

      Will 2139 "No! Onions!"

  • @PaladinGear15
    @PaladinGear15 Год назад +78

    The scene in the lift is seriously one of the best scenes ever in any movie, it fully embodies the turtles.
    They know they might be walking into their deaths, but Mikey's there to do something silly and lift their spirits.

  • @amon6109
    @amon6109 5 лет назад +34

    25:57 Close enough. 10-10 is code for "Fight in progress"

  • @Geekzarro
    @Geekzarro 3 года назад +36

    The thing I love the most about reviews like this, is that you guys can make something incredible and awesome out of something really awful. I've seen this review many times already, and always I end up almost crying of emotion, pure lovely nostalgia :')
    Thanks Nerd and Critic

  • @gdbaradit
    @gdbaradit 5 лет назад +18

    17:35 "Fuck that noise" They forgot to add the noise (?)

  • @dannyblantom5243
    @dannyblantom5243 4 года назад +24

    14:58
    Better question- Who the hell throws away a book on frickin ninjitsu?!! And all those weapons?!?!

  • @MrNickster115
    @MrNickster115 5 лет назад +28

    25:40 did you really have to cut away from that masterpiece? Go ninja, go ninja GO!

    • @elijahscott3562
      @elijahscott3562 Год назад +2

      Which video was that when he said go ninja go? 25:24

    • @MrNickster115
      @MrNickster115 Год назад +2

      @@elijahscott3562Your questions as good as mine on that one 😭

  • @hdjksa52
    @hdjksa52 5 лет назад +54

    You know Tamara Lynn Chambers would have been a great pick for April O'neil. She really looks like a real version of her.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 5 лет назад +6

      Tall, skinny redhead with big boobs? I feel like only one part of that might be true.

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 4 года назад +2

      @John The King Robinson She's more fitting than Megan Fox

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 4 года назад +1

      The mere fact that Megan Fox was chosen again for a Micheal Bay movie, and a ninja turtles one no less! Still makes me mad. 😠

  • @dusdn0205
    @dusdn0205 4 года назад +9

    What's the title of the music starting 27:10 ??

  • @punkrockgamer6916
    @punkrockgamer6916 6 лет назад +71

    Might just be because I'm stoned, but this ending speech legit makes me cry-

    • @mcfireballs3491
      @mcfireballs3491 3 года назад +1

      You had me at 'stoned'

    • @Buderus69
      @Buderus69 3 года назад

      I hope you are not still crying about this

    • @JONAH_918
      @JONAH_918 3 года назад +2

      @@Buderus69 I dont think anyone could be stoned for three years

    • @Buderus69
      @Buderus69 3 года назад +3

      @@JONAH_918 then you haven't met my family I see

  • @bradchadwick4343
    @bradchadwick4343 8 лет назад +68

    We're really white!
    That's literally all I say when someone tells me that's the wrong lyrics or that dab doesn't have correct form

  • @acountryboysopinion6001
    @acountryboysopinion6001 5 лет назад +75

    I they would've stayed with the source material, it would've made sense that Splinter knew Japanese (He was a pet of a Japanese Lord) & how Splinter knew Shredder (Shredder was an enemy of Splinter's Master).

    • @reenamiller4489
      @reenamiller4489 3 года назад

      Now that I think about it, the only time Splinter is the ninjitsu master and not the pet is in the 2012 and 2018 shows
      Where did that idea even come from?

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 3 года назад +2

      @@reenamiller4489
      It came from the 1987 show
      And it’s the superior story anyway

  • @bluezero8557
    @bluezero8557 8 лет назад +130

    If they made a game about the critic and the nerd and set it in the teenage mutant ninja turtles nes game. I'd play it. hell id buy it (with in a reasonable price range of course)

  • @IcyAtlas
    @IcyAtlas 6 лет назад +67

    "Do you see her right in front of you?"
    *"No-"*
    "-Then she's been kidnapped."

  • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941
    @thefantasticretroreviewer3941 Год назад +13

    5:41
    AVGN (NC's voice): It makes no sense
    NC (AVGN's voice): Wait, did my voice come outta your mouth?
    AVGN (Normal voice): Yeah, that was weird.

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 8 лет назад +64

    the movie wasn't so bad its just one man's interpretation.
    5 seconds later
    NO ITS THE WORST THING EVER.
    lmao

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +5

      Dude, have you even SEEN The Last Airbender. That's actually one of the worst adaptations of all time, alongside the Captain N Cartoons, Dragonball Evolution, and the Death Note Netflix movie. By

  • @darcgibson5099
    @darcgibson5099 8 лет назад +25

    Woah, Megan Fox is truly a terrible actor.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 8 лет назад +2

      Oh, now you noticed?

    • @RaphaelBas1995
      @RaphaelBas1995 8 лет назад +1

      Has she done better in other movies? I mean, surely she's had better material to work with.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 8 лет назад +1

      +Raphael Basile To me, her best movie she did was Jennifer's Body.

  • @AceofSpades820
    @AceofSpades820 4 года назад +51

    And from what I have learned from fanart of these designs
    The Michael Bay designs look better in 2D! And when drawn!

    • @kaijukid1443
      @kaijukid1443 2 года назад +6

      Kinda the same with the bayverse Transformers

  • @mattmoro1212
    @mattmoro1212 3 года назад +5

    8:13 Anyone else notice the nerd is holding a Manmelter from Tf2?

  • @CleverClothe
    @CleverClothe 2 года назад +6

    "It's like Vine..."
    That joke didn't age well.

  • @stegoshark5116
    @stegoshark5116 Год назад +9

    16:12 So his siblings don't get into it. He's just acting like someone with siblings

  • @YourObedientSandwichAHam
    @YourObedientSandwichAHam 7 лет назад +26

    I'm not a fan of TMNT (don't hate it, I just didn't grow up with it), but I have to say I thought that one scene in the elevator was fun.

  • @Valant0324
    @Valant0324 8 лет назад +40

    You better do an other one of these for the sequel!

    • @IndecisiveJR
      @IndecisiveJR 8 лет назад +2

      He pretty much enjoyed the sequel so probably wont happen

    • @Cerulean
      @Cerulean 8 лет назад +5

      It could be a thing like he did with Man of Steel if James didn't like Turtles 2

    • @mrjacob0101
      @mrjacob0101 8 лет назад +2

      The Nerd and Nostalgia Critic of course aren't James Rofle or Doug Walker and they can have different opinion as FICTIONAL characters.

    • @Cerulean
      @Cerulean 8 лет назад +2

      mrjacob0101
      Well duh.

  • @_harpollo_
    @_harpollo_ 6 лет назад +6

    7:05 what the hell were you guys expecting? it's not like they're going to hold up to a human standard of beauty, they're fucking turtles!

  • @SlayerRunefrost
    @SlayerRunefrost 8 лет назад +36

    let me stop you on criticizing the scene in the van when Vernon asks if they're aliens. I thought it was great of the writers to have them talk shit about Michael Bay's original lame ass idea which was to have the Turtles be aliens.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 года назад +2

      Apparently, that wasn't actually his idea; his idea was to have the ooze be alien in origin and he just badly communicated that in an interview or something like that.

    • @SlayerRunefrost
      @SlayerRunefrost 3 года назад +5

      @@matthewmuir8884 yeah, I don't believe it. Because the Ooze was originally alien in origin in the comics so that wouldn't have been HIS idea. I think that was Bay covering his ass because the Turtles being aliens sounds just like some dumbass shit he would come up with.

  • @slamaloxpiece
    @slamaloxpiece 7 лет назад +57

    GO NINJA GO GO NINJA GO NINJA GO !!!!!!!!

  • @ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472
    @ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472 5 лет назад +35

    Fox sounds like Phantom Menace Natalie Portman

    • @lucasgibbs4050
      @lucasgibbs4050 4 года назад +1

      Megan Fox, we already had Natalie Portman regretting her Star Wars choice, you shouldn’t have joined TMNT directed by Michael Bay. Any project with Michael Bay these days is just asking to be ruined by greedy, explosion craving hands.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 3 года назад +9

    22:31 Michael Bay made sure to get a shot Megan Fox's ass to get a good batch of money in the bag. And even after their quirrel during the making Transformers 2, it still didn't work well between them.

  • @spaghetnoodle6441
    @spaghetnoodle6441 4 года назад +18

    17:19 is my favorite part of the review

  • @rootless4042
    @rootless4042 5 лет назад +10

    Dude what the heck was that at 20:58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TauGeneration
    @TauGeneration 8 лет назад +20

    2:10 "um , is just me , or is the city look a little more uhhh... animated "
    cinemassacre.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/AVGN_anime.jpg
    ME : or THAT'S WHY ? XD

  • @gregdavidl647
    @gregdavidl647 8 лет назад +71

    I'm a thirty something nerdy critic and I approve of this review.

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 8 лет назад +1

      You don't have a name that is extremely vague and unoriginal.

    • @gregdavidl647
      @gregdavidl647 8 лет назад +1

      +John Doe I suppose I don't

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 8 лет назад +2

      I see four videos listed as being on your channel when I mouse over your prof pic. Are they reviews?

  • @massimopetrangelo8692
    @massimopetrangelo8692 4 года назад +7

    26:48: Critic says there was no explosions before.
    Looking back at 15:53 and 17:03: Explosions!

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 3 года назад +1

      @UC3n78nGHqK9e2FQzQTK0ftw Still giant enough to destroy their lair. Dumbass.

  • @godihopethisnottaken
    @godihopethisnottaken 7 лет назад +213

    Tamara is more attractive than Megan Fox.

  • @Karoku2100
    @Karoku2100 8 лет назад +59

    This video doesn't have enough views and it's a damn shame...

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 8 лет назад +2

      ikr

    • @royalfoil5413
      @royalfoil5413 8 лет назад +11

      It did before it got taken down and uploaded again. But I agree with you.

  • @TobiAnimados
    @TobiAnimados 5 лет назад +8

    I never saw the films just because the turtles look so ridiculously big compared to the previous versions.

  • @KennethEspericueta340
    @KennethEspericueta340 8 лет назад +127

    TMNT:Good
    TMNT 2:I Liked It
    TMNT 3:Horrible
    TMNT(2007):I Liked It
    TMNT(2014):It was OK
    TMNT(2016):Entertaining

  • @poppyraima5342
    @poppyraima5342 7 лет назад +91

    I'm no fan of this movie, but I do have to wonder why everyone points out how apparently "ugly" the turtles are. But like, how else are they supposed to look?

    • @SM-nz9ff
      @SM-nz9ff 6 лет назад +17

      If only there was another movie this movie was based off of that we could point to...dumbass

    • @alanzapreservationtheythem2861
      @alanzapreservationtheythem2861 6 лет назад +5

      Fair point Poppy Raima however it’s hard to pay attention to the story and characters when all you wanna do is look away from the screen

    • @iiirdvii840
      @iiirdvii840 6 лет назад +8

      Also.... do people seriously think its THAT hard looking at them.

    • @cipher6207
      @cipher6207 5 лет назад +5

      well for one thing the turtles aren't suppose to be that big because in real life if you what to become a ninja you weren't allowed to be that huge (me thing easier for ninjas to sneak a round and their slender muscular body me it easier to blend in the crowd when wearing disguises or easier to hide in the shadows during their missions . The way they look is fine expect, there not suppose to be that wide

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 5 лет назад +5

      At least Injustice 2 have gave the right CGI rendition on turtles

  • @tiogaboyz4487
    @tiogaboyz4487 4 года назад +12

    The turtles look like Hulk and the shredder looks like Ultron

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE 7 лет назад +11

    5:54. You don't FUCK with CHIN!

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 7 лет назад +10

    15:08 It's more plausible than a guy teaching a rat Ninjistu.

  • @M3rcyKn1ght
    @M3rcyKn1ght 5 лет назад +10

    27:33 why the hell did you have early 90's bob saget doing the childish voice from afv (you know when he was still funny)

  • @dgood5707
    @dgood5707 7 лет назад +32

    Who thinks that if they made Splinter Hamato Yoshi instead of a rat, and the turtles were April's pets, and Splinter as a human is a friend of April's dad, but one day her father experiments on them, and Splinter gets mutated by accident, and that causes the mutation in the turtles, would make a much better TMNT movie? Cause I think it would be.

    • @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115
      @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 5 лет назад +5

      I agree, I never believed too much in that idea that he would be master of martial arts only by reading a book

  • @Sean_Trotta
    @Sean_Trotta 8 лет назад +295

    "so an already Rich Man can be, a Stupid Rich Man."
    like Donald Trump

  • @ldragothelordofdragons1859
    @ldragothelordofdragons1859 2 года назад +7

    24:10
    The Christ: you must form a rap band
    Nc: right, what
    Always cracks me up every time

  • @LuriTV
    @LuriTV 8 лет назад +9

    The song in Splinters-"dying"-Scene 18:40 sounds a lot like "Mountains of Thunder" from the wrath of the lich king OST

  • @d-heroshadez7359
    @d-heroshadez7359 6 лет назад +15

    26:16 best battle cry ever!! LMAO!! I can't stop laughing!!

  • @jasonjoseph6497
    @jasonjoseph6497 4 года назад +20

    The shredformer killed me😂

  • @5daysastranger
    @5daysastranger 8 лет назад +10

    So, you guys comment on the fact that this movie made Splinter learn martial arts from a book written in Japanese.
    But the fact that in the original cartoon Splinter was a HUMAN that was mutated into a rat, and in this movie they made him be a rat who was mutated into a bigger rat, doesn't bother you at all?
    Not to mention that splinter was originally in the same clan (in japan) with shredder, and that shredder betrayed him and got him thrown out of their clan.
    THAT was the bigger slap on the face for TMNJ fans and not that he learned martial arts from a book.
    Not that it makes any sense, it was indeed really stupid.
    Other than that, great review as always, and having AVGN review this with you was a great treat as well.
    All in all, one of my favorite channels here on youtube.
    Keep up the great work.

    • @Monroah
      @Monroah 8 лет назад

      To be fair, the 2003 show did that first.