While your asleep: 0:00 The noise from your alarm: 1:23 The noise while closing doors at day: 0:12 The noise while closing doors at night: 2:00 The noise of a toaster dinging: 0:38 The noise of a kid screaming happy birthday: 1:37 or 2:01 The noise of nothing: 0:00 The loudest noise on this piano: 2:01 The least loudest noise of this piano: 0:00 Flamingo/Albert screaming: 2:01 well i hope this made your day! (and hopefully this did not destroy your ears)
*When I sneak food in the middle of the night when my parents are sleeping - **0:06* *How my parents hear when I get food in the middle of the night- **2:00*
Me:*plays the piano with me fingers* Also me: * grabs a bat and hits it on the piano* Mom:*wakes up* Also mom:*comes downstairs with the belt* Me:*gasps😳😳😱😱* Mom: *whoops me* Me: *cries*
At pppppp Normal people: listening Deaf people: can't hear it Headphone people: in peace At mp/mf Normal people: sets device to half volume Deaf people: still can't hear it Headphone people: starts becoming deaf At BTPWAB Normal people: sets volume lower than 10% Deaf people: starts hearing it Headphone people: *DEAD*
Someone: plays piano very loud me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Also me: that was very loud but my headphones headphones: R.I.P R.I.P headphones uses one like=new pair of headphones
0:06 your happily swimming in the sea 0:15 there's a shark in the sea, but it's miles away 0:22 the shark gets closer, but there's still no worry 0:30 the shark is getting closer, but your still ok for now 0:37 the shark gets closer, it's looking for something to eat, you should start being careful 0:44 the shark is quite close now, 2 or 3 people start to get out of the water 0:51 the shark is lurking, more people start to leave, but you don't notice 0:59 people start to get out of the water, fast! 1:07 the shark is very close now, people start shouting at you telling you to come out! 1:14 there's no one in the sea anymore, the sharks eyes are fixed on you! 1:22 the shark swims up to get you, you start to flee! 1:31 it's getting more and more dramatic!! 1:36 you frantically run out of the water, terrified!! 1:43 the shark tries to bite you, you start to scream!!! 1:49 you finally make it out of the sea, but realise half your legs are gone!!!! 1:54 there's a dramatic pause… 2:01 THE SHARK LEAPS OUT OF THE WATER AND EATS YOU ALIVE!!!!! you disappear never to be seen again.
Then smash piano (definitely not recommended) ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff (fortississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississimo) Velocity: 511 (+455) (highest possible velocity only when sacrificing the piano) Level: 56 (+49) (Warning, your piano, ears AND bat/hands will be unusable)
I’m going back to the gym and then I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home by then I have a couple things I can eat at the store tomorrow if I need anything I’ll just let you know if you need anything let me know thanks for your call I’ll let you know if you have time for tomorrow I’ll let me see what you think 1:09
My velocity is 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
This throws me back to an educational video we saw in like first grade *music class* (10 years ago). All I remember is the man was teaching us about this, and he said the funniest thing a first grade mind that just learned about this could hear. Issi, “Fortissi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issimo. That is a VERY loud sound. *Edit: if anyone knows the source btw, send it over.*
Friend: hey can you play the piano? Me: uhm, yes? Friend: okay then play me something Me: *sweats heavily* alright.. Any kind of song? Friend: yea Me: 2:01 Friend: ಠ_ಠ
LOL it sounds like it's from Jaws but actually the shark keeps going catching you long but the thing is that you hit it with the bat that even made it even worse and funny
To be honest, as a MIDI pianist, it's really important to distinguish the velocity point where sound texture slightly changes. ...and several tone clusters at the end. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:59
*kid named piano: - chuckles - I am in danger*
-ari Animation- comedy
carlocoolkid *i have achieved comedy*
kid names piano: -im not in danger but i guess ill be beated with a bat-
@Roblox Gamer Lmao
-ari Animation- lol
A musician dies
The music community:
1:08
Me: 1:14
*F*
E#
@@rishanamusicchannel4162 huh?
@@jacksonschlacks2844 no seems about right
2:06 From Beethoven to Billie Eilish
As a deaf person, I love this song!
Nice
you don't get it do you?
*_If you can play it quietly, you can play it loudly_*
Two Set Violen comming up!!
@twoset
Two set life
*_bruh_*
excuse me, at some point my oboe sounds like a dying seagull
How to play:
at the beginning: use the fingers
*at the end: use a bat and smash right on the piano*
At the end: say vibe check then smash it
At the very end: (99999... velocity): use a chainsaw and dismantle the piano then have a mental breakdown over not being able to torture your piano
It sounds like Jaws except he forever keeps swimming closer.
Ooooooohhhh so thats why i keep hearing it after pausing
@@thehitopguy276 lmao
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions yes
tails is disappointed lol
Hahaha
0:06 when there is no jaws
1:47 when i swim faster for escaping from jaws and take a gun
2:00 when im shooting to jaws (machine gun)
Kenzo Fareru *at
No more roblox servered by RUclips.
*JUST LET THE SHARK EAT ME ALREADY, OK?*
Jaws
Do want to live or die?
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🔀🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶➖➖➖➖➖🔳🔳🔳🔺🔻🔷⬜️◽️⬜️🔵🔺🔳🔳🔳♥️🔳💭🔲💭🔔🔷◾️🔶
Gabriela Melendez 🔺&🎶
I didn't wanna ruin the number 127 but i did.
While your asleep: 0:00
The noise from your alarm: 1:23
The noise while closing doors at day: 0:12
The noise while closing doors at night: 2:00
The noise of a toaster dinging: 0:38
The noise of a kid screaming happy birthday: 1:37 or 2:01
The noise of nothing: 0:00
The loudest noise on this piano: 2:01
The least loudest noise of this piano: 0:00
Flamingo/Albert screaming: 2:01
well i hope this made your day!
(and hopefully this did not destroy your ears)
Me when I slam the door at daytime: 0:06
Me when I quietly close the door at 3am: 2:00
relatable
Elvis Bisanovic 2:00 what strict parents hear when you slam the door after an argument
IM CRYING THATS TOO RELATABLE 😂
Elvis Bisanovic so me
So accurate
I want this to be my alarm.
O my god yes
I don't cause I would probably have a heart attack if that was my alarm
Elijah Fern so bassicaly ur alarm goes louder and louder if u don’t wake up to it?
Yes🤣😂
I am dumb enough to have put the volume to the max at the beginning and to have skipped to the end...
Same
Lol same!
Same
I didn't skip to the end but I left it max all the way
My ears are dead
2:00 - the funniest part of the video
2:01 *me trying to impress my crush on the piano*
NineNoobs OnePro that's not good............
Download Simply Piano and learn it, Easy! Lol
FL🌸Sub-Zero I hate you
FL🌸Sub-Zero fuck off nigga
FL🌸Sub-Zero eww you bi**h i hate ads.
GD Bahamut what does that mean? It’s a just a joke chill
*When I sneak food in the middle of the night when my parents are sleeping - **0:06*
*How my parents hear when I get food in the middle of the night- **2:00*
Kid: wololol
**beats piano with bat**
Dad: _Haha! YEaH,_ *wololololololol-*
**spankings**
*Beats piano with other piano*
Dad and Kid:... *Dead by head explosion*
120
Kid: (Beats Dad)
Dad: OW I'M SO SORRY
Kid: Yes. (Spanks a lot)
Mom: Please kill me
1:59 I made a joke with the kid doing this sound
1:26 - 1:52
It’s like the sonic.exe theme
When the sonic coming right?
No that's the drowning theme from Sonic 1
Yoo didnt see it but i commented same
No its drowning song
Nah drowning one
when i play pppppppppppp
mom hears fffffffffffffff
when i play fffff.............
grandmother hears ppppppppppp
????????????
@@MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions p in piano velocity is quiet and f is loud
@@Alyssa_editzz1 i know that, but they states so many p and f letters so i couldnt understand what they said
Nobody:
The class after the teacher leaves the room:
Me:*plays the piano with me fingers*
Also me: * grabs a bat and hits it on the piano*
Mom:*wakes up*
Also mom:*comes downstairs with the belt*
Me:*gasps😳😳😱😱*
Mom: *whoops me*
Me: *cries*
When a character from horror movie is walking
L
M
A
O
O
O
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No.
I need more subs Online *OOOHH YESSSSSSS*
@@jacekkluczynski7228 no
@@vincent4694 yes
2:00
When your little brother/sister sits on piano chair
Sonic is drowning but at same time
1:14
THE SHARK IS COMING
same lol
This is why Sonic wears a life jacket at the Olympic aquatic events.
He's scared. Right?
*_When you are playing Hot and Cold then the seeker is getting near and nearer to you._*
When there’s only one slice of pizza and you ate it... NOW EVERYONE IS AFTER YOU!
Timestamps:
0:06 pppppp
velocity: 2
0:15 ppppp
velocity: 8
0:22 pppp
velocity: 16
0:30 ppp
velocity: 24
0:37 pp
velocity: 32
0:44 piano
velocity: 40
0:50 mp
velocity: 48
0:58 mf
velocity: 60
1:07 forte
velocity: 72
1:14 flouder
velocity: 80
1:21 ff
velocity: 90
1:31 fflouder
velocity: 100
1:37 fff
velocity: 110
1:42 ffflouder
velocity: 120
1:48 ffff
velocity: 127 (highest)
2:00 BEAT THE PIANO WITH A BAT
0:06 - Very quiet 😪🔇
2:00 - Very Loud Loud😤🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊
i still cant hear fflouder with half volume
@@disqualify. i can hear p with 20% volume
I can hear pp in 40%v
2:00 Velocity: 191
2:01 batissimo, velocity: 500 ;)
Ba tum tssssssss
Its actually bigsmokeissimo
Perfect
*fortissississississississississississississississississimo
Velocity: 870
fortississ...............issimo
If you place your fingers on your speakers,you can FEEL the POWER!
0:07 It’s like you’re trying to make the Oreo meme but with music instead.
Hi :^)
0:37 HeHe, Pp!1!
LMAO
hdjfnrbbfbbxbcbxcbcbcbcbcbsoeowwowwoowowow
Laptop
Laptop
Laptop
Laptop
Laptop
Laptop
Laptop 😂😂😂😂😅🎉😮❤😊😂😊😂😅🎉😮🐱🅿️🔘🅿️🤍🅰️🅿️❌❌🧠❌🏳️🌈❌🏳️🌈❌🅿️❌🅿️⭕🙂🥴🙂🥴🙂🥴🙂😏🙂😏🙂😌😋🤪🙂🤪😋🤪😋😋😴😋😴😋🤪😑🥴😋😴😋😏😋🤪😋😴😋🤍😻😾😻😿💚🖤😻😺😻😿😻😺😻😿😻😺😻😿😻😻❤️😻😻🤍😻🖤😻😾😻❤️😻🖤💚🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤🖤💙💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙💙🖤🖤💙🖤
that is disgusting. you did not need to mention that
@@TheToIMCrew 4yrs ago lil bro
@@The_Wither_Skull no offense and not to be rude, but i don't give a shit
This is what anxiety sounds like
1:34 Come on. Just eat me already Jaws. I can't stand it any longer. 😭
Beginning: Headphone users get peace
End: R.I.P HEADPHONE USERS
yeah rip headphones
Their ears: adios
Basics:
Pianissimo= very soft
Piano= soft
Mezzo piano= moderately soft
Mezzo forte= moderately loud (normal)
Forte= loud
Fortissimo= very loud
2:07 *is me when I decide to rage quit*
And then you gotta get a new console for your ps4
This entire video is just Jaws when he turns off the light in his hallway.
Nobody:
My friend next to me in the middle of class: 0:38
Me: *laughter*
Me: *hehehe*
Not my turn
0:07 The noise it makes when I drop a cup in the morning when I drop a cup at night 2:07
More like 2:08
No one, absolutely no one:
Rachmaninoff:
sffff, FFF
Your videos always cheer me up🥺
2:03 PROKOFIEV
ALAHAKBAR
Hansnsalanamalanansma
This makes me anxious
YT piano cover: *very beautiful*
My piano cover: _2:01_
2:01
Me: AHH!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! _AHHHHHH!!!-_
*drops a truckload of cruise ships onto the piano*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha "HIT IT WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!!" "Uhh... just don't kill me."
2:01 Aah, peace and quiet.
0:11 OW ITS TOO LOUD
What 2:00
Great 0:06
@@IneedmoresubsOnline bruh
@Covidify this aint reddit
Thanks for helping me find my ear buds
Teacher: In what dynamic are you playing?
Me: ....
Peter's Lab (2K Subs Before 2021) *Hits Teh piano so that Peter’s Lab can get kicked out of music school*
2:01
It’s a joke chill out
@@Tears_needs_help xD xD tbh I really forgot I left this comment lel
BEAT THE PIANO WITH A BAT(not recommended)😭‼️ OMG I love this
Me: *Waiting for a beat drop*
Piano: *Intense note screech*
Me: ... This is fine my ears are bleeding but this is fine
Happy new year!
got my laptop to 100 sound help quiet extremely loud is creepy!
Parents: What are you learning in health class?
Me: 0:37
Whelp...
WHAT I'M WATCHING HERE
wow fuck
LMAO that hit the piano with a bat was so funny
"Beat the piano with a bat! (Not recommended)"
*Now it's your turn!*
Boom bloom bjomemam exe he98in)i@g0e9)
Cheats: 2:01
It is very very long and very fun to play with
Me: turns up volume to max while listening to gaming music.
Also me: *Sees the video* Turns down volume
I really appreciate the info thingy in the right hand corner tell me now it's ur turn, after the bat hitting at the end.
At pppppp
Normal people: listening
Deaf people: can't hear it
Headphone people: in peace
At mp/mf
Normal people: sets device to half volume
Deaf people: still can't hear it
Headphone people: starts becoming deaf
At BTPWAB
Normal people: sets volume lower than 10%
Deaf people: starts hearing it
Headphone people: *DEAD*
when you want to attract cats: pianissimissimissimo
Someone: plays piano very loud
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Also me: that was very loud but my headphones
headphones: R.I.P
R.I.P headphones uses
one like=new pair of headphones
That was 1 joke 3 times in a row.
Francisco Rendón Yeah kinda strange that people, (mostly immature people), think they can get likes by doing this kind of stuff on RUclips.
You have 23 now!
High quality amd effort content
My song whenever I’m in my room thinking about my anger problems and I rage
This is actually really cool.
1:13 its look like a baby shark opening lol :v
Beating the piano with a bat is the loudest way possible for piano music
This is kinda like a hearing test
The end is when you get it back and it says "F-"
2:06 "Don't do this" *top right corner* "Now it's your turn!"
Not my turn
0:06 your happily swimming in the sea
0:15 there's a shark in the sea, but it's miles away
0:22 the shark gets closer, but there's still no worry
0:30 the shark is getting closer, but your still ok for now
0:37 the shark gets closer, it's looking for something to eat, you should start being careful
0:44 the shark is quite close now, 2 or 3 people start to get out of the water
0:51 the shark is lurking, more people start to leave, but you don't notice
0:59 people start to get out of the water, fast!
1:07 the shark is very close now, people start shouting at you telling you to come out!
1:14 there's no one in the sea anymore, the sharks eyes are fixed on you!
1:22 the shark swims up to get you, you start to flee!
1:31 it's getting more and more dramatic!!
1:36 you frantically run out of the water, terrified!!
1:43 the shark tries to bite you, you start to scream!!!
1:49 you finally make it out of the sea, but realise half your legs are gone!!!!
1:54 there's a dramatic pause…
2:01 THE SHARK LEAPS OUT OF THE WATER AND EATS YOU ALIVE!!!!! you disappear never to be seen again.
oh my god you are genius🧠
I love That story
Awwwww so cute
You Have 99999999 IQ 🧠
PeTopple11 is a 999999999999 IQ 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠
It's pianissiMissimo and fortissiMissimo
Music loudness levels
0:07 pppppp (pianissississississimo)
velocity: 2 (-52)
Level: 1 (-6)
0:15 ppppp (pianississississimo)
velocity: 8 (-46)
Level: 2 (-5)
0:22 pppp (pianissississimo)
velocity: 16 (-38)
Level: 3 (-4)
0:30 ppp (pianississimo)
velocity: 24 (-30)
Level: 4 (-3)
0:37 pp (pianissimo)
velocity: 32 (-22)
Level: 5 (-2)
0:44 p (piano)
velocity: 40 (-14)
Level: 6 (-1)
0:51 mp (mezzo-piano)
velocity: 48 (-6)
Level: 6.5 (-0.5)
md (mezzo-dynmaico)
velocity: 54 (0)
Level: 7 (0)
0:59 mf (mezzo-forte)
velocity: 60 (+6)
Level: 7.5 (+0.5)
1:07 f (forte)
velocity: 72 (+18)
Level: 8 (+1)
1:14 ff (fortissimo)
velocity: 80 (+26)
Level: 9 (+2)
1:22 fff (fortississimo)
velocity: 90 (+36)
Level: 10 (+3)
1:30 ffff (fortissississimo)
velocity: 100 (+46)
Level: 11 (+4)
1:36 fffff (fortississississimo)
velocity: 110 (+56)
Level: 12 (+5)
1:43 ffffff (fortissississississimo)
velocity: 120 (+66)
Level: 13 (+6)
1:48 fffffff (fortississississississimo)
velocity: 127 (+73) (highest possible velocity)
Level: 14 (+7)
2:00 beat the piano with a bat (not recommended)
ffffffffffffff (fortississississississississississississimo)
velocity: 255 (+201) (highest possible velocity only when banging an object at a piano)
Level: 28 (+21)
Then smash piano (definitely not recommended)
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff (fortississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississimo)
Velocity: 511 (+455) (highest possible velocity only when sacrificing the piano)
Level: 56 (+49)
(Warning, your piano, ears AND bat/hands will be unusable)
I’m going back to the gym and then I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home in a few minutes I’ll be home by then I have a couple things I can eat at the store tomorrow if I need anything I’ll just let you know if you need anything let me know thanks for your call I’ll let you know if you have time for tomorrow I’ll let me see what you think 1:09
Growing to f 1:09
Great vid!
It’s hard to believe that the blue turned into red.
0:50 to 1:54 is best 2x imo
2:01 velocity:489
Zoe Mills velocity:99999999999
My velocity is 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Mine is: Inf
my velocity is NEVER
from 1:34 to 1:53, it sounds like there's a euphonium playing over the piano
2:00 me when I rage my fortnite
Ew fortnite
Lol
When I rage at Minecraft
Well at least he’s watching this many other fortnite fan kids don’t listen to this they rather listen other stuff
Crenshaw :3 I agree with that fortnite sucks
Your 100% correct about the last one that is the easiest way to make a very very loud sound on the piano
1:50 since when did ffff exist?!
We didn't get to see you smashing it tho
2:00 Horror music 1978
Liked the baseball bat part🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🎹🎹⚾️
0:42 *big*
100: I’m taller than the tallest tree
This throws me back to an educational video we saw in like first grade *music class* (10 years ago).
All I remember is the man was teaching us about this, and he said the funniest thing a first grade mind that just learned about this could hear.
Issi, “Fortissi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issi, Issimo. That is a VERY loud sound.
*Edit: if anyone knows the source btw, send it over.*
2:17: silence
2:08: *PIANIST SCREAMS*
me sneaking downstairs to get food at 3am: 0:06
how my parents hear: 2:00
Friend: hey can you play the piano?
Me: uhm, yes?
Friend: okay then play me something
Me: *sweats heavily* alright..
Any kind of song?
Friend: yea
Me: 2:01
Friend: ಠ_ಠ
Bless the soul to whoever was wearing headphones
LOL it sounds like it's from Jaws but actually the shark keeps going catching you long but the thing is that you hit it with the bat that even made it even worse and funny
To be honest, as a MIDI pianist, it's really important to distinguish the velocity point where sound texture slightly changes.
...and several tone clusters at the end. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I kept max volume and it didn’t break my ears
I like how _after_ the Piano gets beat with the bat, the lil “i” says ‘Now it’s your turn.”
2:08 it's my turn to break the piano?
ok, i'll try it.
Edit: WHY YOU SAID IT'S MY TURN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I made all the way to up the end of the video without turning down the volume
Fortíssimo is what extremely loud is
Guy: hits piano with a bat
Info card in the top right: “Now it’s your turn!”
2:08 *Now it's your turn!*
Me: *- chuckles - I am in danger*
When your mom said she is on her way home but you forgot to clean the house
Holy moly the last sound was really really loud
0:06 TURN YOUR VOLUME UP