Minecraft Hmmm
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang. That is all.
Minecraft: minecraft.net/
Outro music: Silent Partner - Sad Past
Other music:
Wayne Jones - Mr. Sunny Face
#PhoenixSC #Memes
Wow Steve has a lot of hair
Can confirm.
Yes
No one else has 3 cubic meters of hair?
3 whole blocks jesus christ
What if all of that didn't just come from the top of his head?
Mojang: **adds chain**
Community:
Rule 34 is going to enjoy this
People with fetishes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@waluigi7331 you guys are disgusting
There is the builders and then the memers
Dana Lynch y so vanilla?
Fun fact: Did you know, people that uses Queen Elizabeth skin in minecraft can survive in minecraft without food or armor
Of course, Queen Elizabeth would never share her skin with anyone, therefore only she might survive in such harsh scenario...
People that uses UHHHUU
Cringe
Fml don’t get so mad, remember ur talking to a 7 yr old
Fun fact: Did you know all Minecraft hardcore youtubers use that skin when they can see their skin so they can’t die and lose
That queen joke aged well
It aged like milk. Do you like chunky milk?
Unlike the Queen! Ayyy
@@scarlettNET 😐
@@scarlettNETnot funny.
2:40 not funny
The Apple Ingot is just a Jolly Rancher Red Apple flavored
I can vibe with that
apple ingot.
also it looks like a shoe.
This reminded me of the Jolly Rancher story....i wanna die
You made me hungry now
The Minecraft community never fails to both impress and terrify me at the same time
Russian jotaro
whats a vargina
Pron hub. Com
ooo oo aaa aaa
Eh
3:46 wow that explosion was in beat
I’ve been revived
2:48 It's simple, he ran out of toilet paper
wahts a vargina
is it pneis
This reply is blessed
That's a very horrible death 😔
@Zack theCraz g54ssh45ndyrhsrydnty
That aged well...
3:00
Phoenix: **what the heck is Apple armor**
_It's expensive to craft, but once you make it, it's absolutely useless._
And probably delicious as well
It gives you 4 defense and you never get hungry.
nice amout of likes
_Unless, of course..._
_You devour it!_
If you can't eat the armor,
*_Then yeah, it's useless but hey! It looks... Decent!_*
@Kevin C. yep
When you insult Obsidian: Crying Obsidian
When you compliment Crying Obsidian: Obsidian
*YES MAKES A LOT OF SENSE*
For sure
Btw why is crying obsidian absolutely worthless. I tried setting my spawnpoint in the nether but it just reset my overworld spawnpoint and the netherspawnpoint didnt even work
@@brayden2983 you need glowstone for it to work
Lol
Should've given the insult to a cracked stone brick
2:23 he's on the lolcats language I just realized
0:48 steve chained himself to the tree to save the tree
Only legends will get this
@@jksupergamer i think this is a reference to clash o rama Im not sure tho
@@pizzatime4024 indeed it is, you are now a legend
Clash o rama?
Reference from Clash o Rama?
1:27 I found this clip very adorable
what is wrong with me?
Lol the cut quality made me cringe
Same
...what just happened?
@@flubbybubbygaming3656 same
2:26 anyone notice “cat box”and “mah stuff”
The person who recorded it used a custom behavior pack
yesh
language set to LOLCAT (Kingdom of Cats)
Thats lolcat
"Blok brkin" "Blok brokn"
Bald Steve is now my new sleep paralysis demon
coffee is my new sleepn't
Bruh its FitMC
Hey atleast it wont be problem
My one is thicc steve
Jeb_ wool: Exist
Terraria Rainbow Brick: Finally a worthy of an opponent our battle will be legendary
Underrated comment
Mycelium:Exists
Corruption:Pathetic.
More like rainbow beds exist now
Him:"Wh....What's blue?"
Lapis:"Mah heart Mah soul 😢"
Therapist:Baldo Steve isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Phoenix SC: No, I don’t think so
I nice twist! I like it.
@@minosprimegaming1400 what the fuck
@@minosprimegaming1400 i see you on every comments what the fork
Julyos im just as confused as you are
FitMC anyone?
0:55 Also, craft a Command Block and Redstone Repeater together to create a Repeating Command Block.
NO JUST NO
@Pac Man what
@pac man it clearly went over your head
at this rate we'll have a command block recipe.
@@callmemackeroni actually there is a way to get command blocks! I think it's a glitch or something, but what you do is.... Enable cheats
3:13 jokes aside, that would be a good idea
Mojang: lets add a chain for more diversity
The Community:
I wish you could pit leads on villagers to get slaves
@@TheReal_N-I-F-F wtf😂😂 let's leave that in the past..
@@Domo- Why, you can put leads on almost every other creature.
@@TheReal_N-I-F-F idk man ask Mojang
@@Domo- I have dm'd them but they don't respond
Fun fact: The first cursed image in this video (the Steve with no hair), the reason it’s missing it’s “mouth” is because that’s actually his beard!
(Yes Mojang confirmed it)
Maybe those two pixels under his eyes aren't his tiny mouth but his nose? That's how I saw it. Just his nose and beard are visible.
@@sourpuss5951
It's his nose. I thought the pink one was his lips
Or did they......
the beard was removed tho
@@sourpuss5951 The darker pixels are his nose, the lighter ones under those are his mouth
3:06 legendary moment
3:09
Memes aside, This is a nice concept!
Vouch
yeah, honestly
Yesss I would actually love that!
When I first sheared a Jeb sheep I was so disappointed to discover that the wool was gray and not rainbow!
1:19 Guys if your “sword” looks like that make sure you see your local doctor!
He just needs some vitamins
@@Spacebuggl or possibly some OTHER medication that starts with a V.... Hmmmm yes....... Yesss..... Goood gooood............
@@justsomeguy144 wait what? they have a different name?
@@justsomeguy144 you mean vitamin C?
oh ok ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wait *WHAT*
2:59
Well that aged like...
1:44 so everyone just gonna IGNORE the water stream in the background
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Ñø]ë £â!
@@CapybaraDLuffy O-O ALIEN AAAAA
@@someguy943 ok
If you speak Lovecraftian God language can you speak this? 打賭你不能。
“How were you quarantined to death?”
Give me another week or two of this and I’ll show ya
He doesn't know what is quarantine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is so.....
Rookie boi
Clarence ross Olimba damn right. was the first video I’ve seen of him. Subbed, not bad
How is it now? Did things get any better?
Mark Dombrovan honestly not really other than a caught a fish the other day so I guess that’s something, thanks for asking though
@@sithic2241 well, at least you are outside, that's nice. You didn't catch a fish in your toilet, did you? Good to hear either way
3:00 those word hit different now
Considering the fact we got to see a hanging in Minecraft, I wonder when we're gonna get other execution methods in Minecraft.
The chains won't help
Or they will
I mean you can just drop an anvil from like 50 blocks
Reminds me of that one time when I waterboarded a villager.
He didn't survive
can already make a guillotine just using quartz stairs and fence blocks
Watch grian and scar in hermitcraft 7, they do a lot of interesting executions for the head hunter games
3:20
We all just gonna ignore the weird pointed fences?
@freezeme360 and that 1.5 block long piece of wood
i am
And the upside down grass
Yes I shall ignore
And also the upside-down torch
3:00 that aged well
Phoenix SC : hmm
Everyone: interesting
Hordcore MC Server! Come on by! IP: sassysanarchy.co.uk
@Riley Dwyer Sexy pneis boob
@Riley Dwyer pls
retard6969420 Send dudes?
@@hungrychipmunk357 no sned node pls
1:00 My first reaction was "METALBENDING!"
My first reaction was link using magnesis rune in zelda breath of the wild
3:00 well that aged like milk
Diamond man + shears =
Intact Diamond Man + broken shears
penis monky ooo oo aa aa
@@minosprimegaming1400 what the hell
Agree
@@RH777 show picture am honry pls
@@minosprimegaming1400 nice name lmao
“Snail” is kinda wholesome
3:06
LOL
Pheonix: “Whats Blue?“
Lapis: “Understandable…”
3:06 hey that snail's pretty cool
speedychicken it’s pretty clever
@@leighferdgames1593 I know right the guy who made it must have been a pretty big genius
3:24
I guess you could say that this is.
*a bair.*
Get out
you sir have a knack for this don’t downplay your wordplay, be proud make people cringe and laugh when you get chased out of the house with a fork
Z
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U
@@tehwhaffle3088 what?
@@fubyjuice4082 personal experience don't worry about it
I'd like to see rainbow blocks in MC. Seriously, animated tiles are totally underused, imagine how much more vibrant you could make something with raving rainbow rugs.
meme: shaved steve
mumbo jumbo: *are you challenging me*
Poor mumbo, always being tortured by grian
Not anymore
Hahahaha
Grian: •__• uh oh
it not funnie
Hippity hoppity your joke is now not funny property
2:47 another way to say it is, “[Your Username] died of loneliness”
Why you're name is 666?
@@achillesemmanuelmartinez7770 666
Is the devils number
0:52 ah yes, the 1.18 Sayorifukindies update.
No 1.18 will be the horror update
0:42 Steve waiting for his dominatrix
How to make a bed( the easiest way):
1- find Steve
2- cut his hairs.
You are Steve
@@Cilvannau Shorter way:
Cut your own hair
@@dumbscratch yes
1:33
casually having water in the nether
1:54 "I'm gonna leave this on the screen."
*does not*
Ah yes, iron pickaxes pickaxe
Pheonix: how do you even quarantine to death?
The poor people who are starving: are we a joke to you?
1:43 water in nether me: bruh
Oh, I wonder who made that Spongebob Wither, he sounds like a very cool guy ;)
Imagine making great content, but having more upvotes on reddit than subscribers. That’ll change for sure. Stay pog dude
The mafia watches over you
Pretty interested to see more. Just checked out your channel and subbed 👌
You looks familiar
We Love you Toiu :3
What my mom wants me to do during quarantine: do chores, school work, spend time with the family
What I want to do during quarantine: 0:53
That's a bit concerning if you wanna do that, don't you think??
Why do they leave you hanging tho?
this reminds me of a certain character from a certain visual novel popular back in 2017 and 2018
@@MidnightWanderer00r/wooooooooosh
Phoenix: Or can you have... apple armour?
Apple: WIRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!
2:39 this madlad plays in lolcat!
I didn't even realize that until I checked the subtitles in the bottom right
It is an accurate description of Minecraft but some cat lover who doesnt know english wrote everything.
@@dead_max9599 Exactly.
He has a stack of likes😂😂
@@xboxonexguy8326 Thanks for pointing that out. That's cool!
Phoenix SC: *Meme Review*
Everybody: -spam posting memes- making quality memes
nice
Thanks jojo, very cool
and even better than every meme subreddit
@@joshuakorynta3385 don't you mean niiiiiiiicccccceeee
TheTopHatGuy 205 eat your cereal
2:05
No-one
Literally no-one
Me- "this boat has legs"
Floppy sword: *exists *
Me: *wheeze * _floppy sword-_
Get your mind out of the gutter
@@kjl3080 ?
(Lenny face)
@@JustthesameJn oh no
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1:00 ok this thing would be good for adventure maps
2:59 "She Never Dies"
- Phoenix 2 years ago
1:53 When you let your mom play Minecraft for 2 seconds
Me:
*finally gets my post featured in a video after sooo long*
People in the video’s comments:
*talking about everything but my post*
What is your post?
@Nelson Lantican
1:53
UltroGmr its cursed lol
they put the Queen in a grind stone :/
Phoenix is trully a cultured menber of society.
0:15
3:22 Ok are we just going to ignore the background blocks here?
"quarantined to death" lmao I wish it would kill me but instead its just endless imprisonment
Queen Elizabeth one aged poorly
3:09 Phoenix, how did you miss everything in the background of that video? I feel like I've been cursed for life
I hadn't noticed, but I read your comment and came back to see it ... now I need to wash my eyes
@Sir Hunter Welcome to my playground :)
@Zack theCraz You didn't even notice the untextured block?
3:18 that would actually be so cool in-game
3:32
He uses the fire to cook the Krabby Patties on his hands
2:54 This one is actually pretty cool. I would like to have an Ushanka in *Ourcraft*
0:13 My fanfiction tells a different story about minny mouse, she ain't straight
1:26 oh my I keep repeating it
Good ideas from this vid:
1. 1:21 Diamond encrusted smooth stone for some extra pazaz and shinyness in builds. It's like seashells and sharkteeth embedded in Florida beach sidewalks.
2. Jeb_blocks should be a thing so we can have color changing neon signs. Maybe even make them work with Redstone so if hit with a certain pulse they will be a specific color
3. Chairs like grandparents or Ellie from the movie UP have/had :*( in Minecraft
4. Long hats to cover our ears. Maybe make the ears out of bunny leather that way it is not the same recipe as pants.
5. Chains could be used to hold hostile mobs or bad players. Like a metal lead. Ball and chain would hold them in place.
6. Snails
Other comments:
1:40 Should've made the obsidian turn into the red obsidian from when Pocket Edition had the nether reactor core so the block would look like it's blushing
2:01 Baby Carrots and Ranch Dressing :D
2:09 This aged like fine wine
1:33 did anyone notice?
W A T E R I N N E T H E R
0:01 i know this is unoriginal but
what if the diamond man becomes sad when the nether update released
2:01 baby carrot
2:02 it’s a baby carrot!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Æghe
Idk what questoin: Hmmmm
My favorite candy:mm
My favorite thing to do: memes
0:53
I gently open the door.
“Sayor-“
1:08 ok lets admit thats cursed
Spongebob:
"I sure would love to go to this party, but whomever sent this invitation clearly didn't consider the physical limitations of life underwater. Might as well throw this in the fire."
1:28 insult:
**instantly makes Obsidian cry (get it?)**
meanwhile compliment: **does the opposite in 2.5 seconds**
1:15
*Bill Gates* "I was knighted for inventing this."
*Knight 2* "This must be the strongest armor in all the land!"
*Knight 1* "Get out! Your armor is terrible!"
*Bill Gates* "I'm sorry. We're not as good as Apple."
*Knight 1* "No wonder your armor is so bad! Your standard for strength is soft fruit!"
“That’s a lot of fire for Spongbob”
Me, and intellectual: no, it’s the exact right amount
Steve + sheers = fitmc
2:33
amazing lolcat language
2:13 the dark blue is lapas
Queen died😔
you in apple armor while speed running and your hunger bar is low: sorry armor but i need to eat you🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Watching this the EXACT day Queen Elizabeth died is so ironically funny
we just gonna ignore that the guy at 2:23 has LOLCat language on?
I don't know what these things are. What's a blue?
- PhoenixSC, 2020
0:47 what happens when you add chains to minecraft now Steve is mad
Yep.. pretty much true.. Steve Goldline is super mad...
The last name "Goldline" is a fanmade last name for MC Steve.....
"Queen Elizabeth, she never dies"
me, watching this two years later: 💀🗿
The most cursed thing that could exist is...
*Minecraft but Phoenix SC owns it*
the most cursed item in minecraft is...
3:00 "she never dies"
but she did XD
2:58 RIP Queen
1:19 "Asian mom's weapon"
Trust me, I'd know
*S I N T O R O N*