"Because when you think of the holidays, you think of startling violence" I work at a grocery store in the desserts department. Thats exactly what i think of
@@NurseInTraining i was getting out of my car in front of the store and an instacart guy who parked nect to me rolled down his window and asked me ifhe was at the right store
The joys of working retail. Customer service is the art of treating people the way they ought to be treated and not the way they deserve to be treated.
“Because when you think of the holidays you think of startling violence” Yeah I always think of a fat man in a red suit forcing his slaves to make items to go for the kids who he watches all year long and on one special day he breaks into their houses.
Fun Fact: The gingerbread kit is literally made out of spiced cardboard since one of the main ingredients is cellulose, an indigestible ingredient used to keep the gingerbread house from falling apart after one minute of assembly.
My family and I came up with a great holiday tradition where (since no one really eats the gingerbread house) we keep it until New Years and blow it up.
"A carpet cleaning machine has been repurposed to roll the dough into a continuous sheet. Don't worry, carpet factories are fine without this machine because they have tons of repurposed ginger bread rolling machines at their disposal." I died
1:09 "There's actually is more cinnamon than ginger in gingerbread. Because Gingerbread was actually named after Roger Gingerbread, a man who loved Cinnamon." 😂😀😎
After actually building a gingerbread house yesterday that fell apart about 15 minutes after it was assembled, this was very informative. I think the failure was due to my rinsing machine being out of calibration. I see the other thing I did wrong was not having it factory made / pre-assembled.
I love how the company calls out the fact they’re a pain in the ass to make by having it translated 0:23 from gingerbread house kit to “en pain d’epice” because it is a pain in de piece
You see first the big hairy man insert pp in womans flower then push in and out and doing this for some minutes until the pp makes icecream sauce into the flower
Well, ya see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
A man made of gingerbread cookies lives in a house made of gingerbread. Is the house made of him? Or is he made of house? Can a house feel? If he were made of house, does that mean he cannot feel? But if he does, then does his house feel as well? The walls have eyes. The ceilings have ears. The floors have mouths. You cannot escape something that knows what, and who you are. Something that understands your thoughts. Something that knows what you love. What you hate. What you fear. Become one with yourself.
Why didn't you say anything about the fact that Janet Gingerbread, the niece of the other guy, just f---d up the house at 3:40 otherwise... I really should not loose my time hearing you explaining brilliantly and nonsensically random stuff! Love it mate! Please keep them going
"Because, when you think of the holidays, you think of startling violence"...... A man who has experience in deadly and violent war zones, known as holiday shopping.
I actually thought he would add "And now they are ready to be served in your homes, and when you take a bite it'll taste like factory sugar,factory cinnamon, and factory gingerbread"
Just shared this with no context to my family that knows I also like How It's Made so I am hoping it confuses them for a bit. Even better that it is holiday related.😂
Not to mention that, in a way, it's much more expensive than homemade cus even lesser than middle class homes have ALL of the needed ingredients all the time.
I work at a Ginger Bread rolling machine dismantling factory, and believe me, you never prepared when you cut one open and all the tiny people inside come streaming out.
"the white ingredients are..." me: "he's gonna make a brown joke" "the brown ingredients are kept separate..." *video actually shows brown ingredients* me: *dead* lol
"Because when you think of the holidays, you think of startling violence"
I work at a grocery store in the desserts department. Thats exactly what i think of
I use to work in a grocery store, too. What the craziest thing that happened to you while working in the dessert department?
@@NurseInTraining i was getting out of my car in front of the store and an instacart guy who parked nect to me rolled down his window and asked me ifhe was at the right store
@@snakesareprettycoolifyouas756 lol...well was he? 😂
The joys of working retail.
Customer service is the art of treating people the way they ought to be treated and not the way they deserve to be treated.
Snakes are pretty cool when I think about it...
*If you listen enough you can hear the gingerbread people screaming*
wait..heres what i hear...
“MIIIIIIKE!!!! HERNNRRYYY!!! I..HAAATE MIIIIKKEE!!!!!”
Don’t forget the children
Which part? Cant hear
@@kuyakyel324 yes, that's the soothing part of the scream
they're screaming because they're *en pain*
“Here’s a window into their suffering.”
That was very metal.
LOL it made me laugh my ass off
Ik too😂
just like the oven
"the brown ingredients are given their own separate bowl"'
O H N O
OH YES
seperate but equal bowl*
@@user-dx1es9ty9o bold assumption
@@user-dx1es9ty9o I was looking for this comment 😆
i reckoned the cheesecake one
We made a gingerbread house. We made it Jason Vorhees' Reindeer Slaughter house. Good times.
Very kind of you
Nice
@@arandomotaku1316 *Chainsaw noises intensifies*
Can we like get a picture?
@@joeltheperson The roof is gone cuz we ate it already
“Because when you think of the holidays you think of startling violence”
Yeah I always think of a fat man in a red suit forcing his slaves to make items to go for the kids who he watches all year long and on one special day he breaks into their houses.
Lol
*scp 4666 intensifies*
Sounds like a song by Danny González
That quote sounds like something that came from south park
“What kind of jolly prowler goes into your home and brings gifts?”
Fun Fact: The gingerbread kit is literally made out of spiced cardboard since one of the main ingredients is cellulose, an indigestible ingredient used to keep the gingerbread house from falling apart after one minute of assembly.
I don't think they're meant to be eaten.
@@RT-qd8yl yes they are !
@@tiyaku nuh uh
mmmm car boare
this fact is not fun at all
Yes, after my intense childhood, I still have no idea how to make one.
Best thing to do is let it get solid over a day or 2 so it doesnt break
I noticed the packets having some kind of nozzle in them, it was too fast, was that a filling machine or a rinsing machine?
That was a Himalayan buttering machine. One of only three in existence.
Yes
I have the other two
@@jermastwin2676 wait but I have one of them... which one of us got scammed?!?!
@@EpicGamer-ii7yn I think we got scammed
It’s Simple, they just steal their house
They Can't The Item That's Theirs, But Ok
It's free real estate.
lol
Huggbees needs to make: How It's Actually Made - Icing and it is this but the gingerbread is sped up and the icing is normal speed
My family and I came up with a great holiday tradition where (since no one really eats the gingerbread house) we keep it until New Years and blow it up.
That sounds like something my father would have done as a kid. I now must propose starting this in our family.
That sounds amazing
reminds me of the jackass meme where the room blows up in slowmo lmao
And then everybody says "Well, that's it for this ducking holiday season!"
"A carpet cleaning machine has been repurposed to roll the dough into a continuous sheet. Don't worry, carpet factories are fine without this machine because they have tons of repurposed ginger bread rolling machines at their disposal."
I died
Ngl the best time to watch these is when you're half asleep and hearing the random jokes and confusing yourself
I do this all the time, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a lot of drugs
Although this has nothing to do with the video. I just wanna know what Ngl Means?
@@madztzygaming6002 ngl means not gonna lie
@@shadowstar5111 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔☺︎︎
@@madztzygaming6002 No problem, glad to help
I hate the gingerbread man. He slept with my wife.
2:36 GOOD.
Is the gingerbread man the house, or is the house made of him?
skin house
skin house
Yoo that pfp is legendary
hmm
he is the wall
the wall is not him
1:09 "There's actually is more cinnamon than ginger in gingerbread. Because Gingerbread was actually named after Roger Gingerbread, a man who loved Cinnamon." 😂😀😎
that killed me :)
Yes, that is indeed a line from the video.
Everytime i watch these i wait for the second it all goes down hill
Same
*up hill*
@@sparklingego8274 Both ways
The soft rock playing in the background is actually the screams of the gingerbread people. That's just how our brains process it.
After actually building a gingerbread house yesterday that fell apart about 15 minutes after it was assembled, this was very informative. I think the failure was due to my rinsing machine being out of calibration. I see the other thing I did wrong was not having it factory made / pre-assembled.
2:10 "Because when you think of the holidays, you think of startling violence."
This... Um... damn, this is getting pretty meta, isn't it?
Boy is it a trip when you think you’re watching a regular How It’s Made and then you get called lazy
I love how the company calls out the fact they’re a pain in the ass to make by having it translated 0:23 from gingerbread house kit to “en pain d’epice” because it is a pain in de piece
4:15 as someone who is learning French from a devilish teacher, I found this extremely hilarious, offensive, and relatable all at the same time.
"Devilish"
@ it’s true. I still have nightmares about her.
@@starwarsmaster it sounded like you meant hot to me lmao
"When you think of the holidays, you think of startling violence" Well you ain't wrong
They forgot the step where they break the roof before putting it in the package
Who’s waiting for, “How it’s Actually Made: BABIES”
You see first the big hairy man insert pp in womans flower then push in and out and doing this for some minutes until the pp makes icecream sauce into the flower
hooh haah man put weee in girl hole 2 minutes 9 moons babby pop out
Haha
Rule 34 showcase
Well, ya see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Here’s a window into their suffering LMAO
I love that this one seems almost legit for the first few minutes
The Baker Perkins at 3:00 looked like the Blender logo and I was about to be shook for a second.
thanks for zooming in on the missing piece of candy on that roof
"overweight employee who will eat it for you" jesus cracked me up good
4:17 I'm french and it's exactly how it's supposed to be pronounce
wi, bian soûr!
Non, le pronunciation est terrible!
@@dezhocob r/whoosh
@@taniab9441 Not quite, buckaroo. I know sarcasm when I see it.
Moi aussi! Mais, mon Francais est tres mal.
"a window into the suffering" is what I call my bathroom mirror
The cut-out dough separating machine is amazing.
1:53 which came first, the carpet cleaning machine or the gingerbread rolling machine?
Ah yes I always wanted to know how they were made
I adore your videos, life sure does kick my ass.
It's great that I'm able to watch your videos and crack a simle with laughter.
When you think of the holidays, you think of startling violence.
You are telling me, a *ginger* bred this man?!
I have never loved anything more
A man made of gingerbread cookies lives in a house made of gingerbread. Is the house made of him? Or is he made of house?
Can a house feel? If he were made of house, does that mean he cannot feel? But if he does, then does his house feel as well?
The walls have eyes.
The ceilings have ears.
The floors have mouths.
You cannot escape something that knows what, and who you are.
Something that understands your thoughts.
Something that knows what you love.
What you hate.
What you fear.
Become one with yourself.
0:33
Imagine that chasing you.
I mean if you’re into that
I'd get an axe
*not the body spray*
I used to watch this show in Europe back in the 00's on cable. This guy does a hilarious pisstake of it. LOL Genius.
Damn you Huggbees! I distinctly saw a filling machine during the icing section. Now I'm sitting here blue balled.
You finally missed one 0:14 - Makes building a gingerbread house a snap
"from a dirty container" 😂🤣😂🤣
When he said ‘into the fat log, one you’ll probably find in my toilet’ I lost it
the bad French at the end physically hurt me
This channel is awesome. You've got the voice nailed.
Merry Christmas Huggbois!
This is one of my new favorites.
Last time I was this early, Huggbees hadn't started advertising his Twitch yet.
It wasn't that long ago, but it feels like it!
I've only ever made one in my life, in school. My teacher thought it was a great idea to use hot glue to stick the walls and roof together
I honestly thought he was going to make a joke about the icing that never seems to hold it together well
why do you not have more subs, this stuff is hilarious.
A roller evenly flattens the chunks to prepare them for being clumsily smushed into a bin
I have MAD schmingabread skills!
Missed opportunity!!! Look at THAT RUSTY MACHINE at 1:00 time stamp!!! 😂😂😂
I kinda wish he added some light stock screams of the damned audio to the window into their suffering XD
1:40 Wait, i'm confused... I don't see any indication whether that's a filling or rinsing machine. Can you help me out, Bees?
2:10 "because when you think of the holidays you think of startling violence"
Sometimes I watch these and wonder what it would be like if I fell into one, and that spiraling machine looks like it would hurt.
Ik too
I would've never know there's a factory making ginger bread house without this video
"Now it's the end of the video. That sucks." true
"Brown ingredients are given their own, *separate* bowl."
based as fuck
Died🤯☠
Based? Based on what?
;)
"Separate but equal"
@@StationaryGamingReal based on you having 0 bitches
White powder ✊🏻
That was funnier in my head im sorry :(
Why didn't you say anything about the fact that Janet Gingerbread, the niece of the other guy, just f---d up the house at 3:40 otherwise... I really should not loose my time hearing you explaining brilliantly and nonsensically random stuff! Love it mate! Please keep them going
0:49 that is a comically large scoop
I enjoy how the machine slams into the dough like putty or putty like dough dramatically
"Because, when you think of the holidays, you think of startling violence"......
A man who has experience in deadly and violent war zones, known as holiday shopping.
3:25 guys i just found my self a great job
Then the happy little cookies travel into a convection oven to be lovingly baked at 400 degrees. That was the money shot.
5 minutes late and recommendations are still faster than turning on bell notifications
either they were screaming or i have schizophrenia
2:10 that hits home
Ah yes ensemble de maison en pain d'épice , my favorite !
I actually thought he would add "And now they are ready to be served in your homes, and when you take a bite it'll taste like factory sugar,factory cinnamon, and factory gingerbread"
You forgot that the factory was entirely staffed by grandmas
Too bad they werent all gingers too
@@grizzlydino what kinda world do ginger grandma's breed men?
The background music is very soothing
A gingerbread house is just edible bricks
Wish there was a way to find out how many people tried to kiss him through their computer screen.
How thoughtful of the mixer to take my preference in account. It's of course a putty like putty.
That window into their suffering is ominous
💕your voice has captured millions for generations….🤌:chef’s kiss mhwah 💋👏👏👏👏
“Here’s a window to their suffering” 😭🤚🏼
2:55 I died when he talked about Baker Perkins and his Sadistic torture party.
Just shared this with no context to my family that knows I also like How It's Made so I am hoping it confuses them for a bit. Even better that it is holiday related.😂
A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.
so true
Fun fact: it never goes stale because it’s already stale. Eat up!
Not to mention that, in a way, it's much more expensive than homemade cus even lesser than middle class homes have ALL of the needed ingredients all the time.
My Christmas is now complete :)
bro you are cranking out content thats awesome 👍🏻 missed ya
I can finally wreck a house because I'll get arrested if I wreck an actual house...
next up: How it’s actually made, moms
Spoiler alert: it’s just a link to pornhub
@@dr.haroldweinstein5157 yes
This isn't even that funny, but I find myself laughing so hard every two seconds, my sides are hurting so badly.
I work at a Ginger Bread rolling machine dismantling factory, and believe me, you never prepared when you cut one open and all the tiny people inside come streaming out.
Why am I watching this it's just making me hungry
My new goal in life is to be rich enough to pay an employee eat my gingerbread house for me.
"the white ingredients are..."
me: "he's gonna make a brown joke"
"the brown ingredients are kept separate..."
*video actually shows brown ingredients*
me: *dead*
lol
You're telling me a ginger bred this house?
Gonna need more @Huggbees reading French.