If Persona 5 was Realistic
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2017
- Funny Animation. 10+ Minutes Long.
Hilarious video where we walk through the story of Persona 5 and poke fun at the fun tidbits throughout.
Persona 5 takes place in Tokyo. That is far from where I live. Anyways, the dude goes to school and persons he has like persona powers or whatever. They become like masked vigilantes and stuff as phantom thieves of hearts to explore the supernatural metaverse. Their mission is to steal the ill intent from the hearts of adults. This game crazy yo.
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Produced by: Rick Jones
Written by: Dexter Manning
Animated by: Zach Dewd
STARRING:
Protagonist: Sebastion todd
Morgana: Jane redd
Futaba: Tiana Camacho
Sae Niijima: Olivia Brown
SUI Director: PhantomSavage
Shido: Frynaut
Soijori Sakura: PM Seymour
Igor: PhantomSavage
Inmate girl 1: Tiana Camacho
Sadowa Kamawhatver her name is: Dexter Manning
Kawoshida: Dexter Manning
Ryujii: Dexter Manning
Akechi: Kanonog
Ann: Dexter Manning
Arsene: Kanonog
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We want part 2 of this video
you should complete this series tbh
SmashBits Animations yeah what about tattletale please read this
SmashBits Animations YES
SmashBits Animations this is the worst animation yet
"Do we shoot him now?"
*"NO HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER"*
"Gotcha,staying on standby"
“Oh no he got away oh no.”
Oh wow hes main charter I can't do anything oh no
Literally the same thought I had when I first started to play Persona 5
spoiler
then you sell out your friends lolololol
Persona 5 but it is low budget
Brycen Thompson you mean Persona 5: The Animation?
Low budget can make a masterpiece
@@MarioIsSoFuckingCool Persona 5: the animation definitely failed at being a masterpiece.
yurmom gay what are you talking about, this animation is close to perfect
Persona 5 but everyone got fired
"Tell me a story"
"Are you sure this game is like 100 hours long"
Only 70-80 of those hours are in the POV of an interrogation. But it's true and EVEN LONGER with the release of Persona 5 the Royal.
@@BurningAzure yea i know but if you really, "take your time" can get there
Renegade Firehawk Well, it was appropriate for me seeing as how I am at the 100 hour mark just as the deadline before the interrogation
EDIT: Referring to Royal
Actually 80 hours
130 hours if you take your time.
"So how do you use your powers?"
*"just yell persona and I'll do something"*
"Persona!"
*"Blargashaony"*
Persona! asffhkjl
"What the hell's that?"
I didn't say what i would do i just do something
Blarsphemy
You killed my pumpkin people Steven Susan
>Joker: Man Can't Sleep
>Morgana **Heavy Breathing**
YESSS
Øvj .
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STAND NAME: ENTER SANDMAN
STAND MASTER: Morgana
Joker and Morgana is me in that situation.
If Persona 3 was realistic
*shoots himself*
*corpse is bleeding*
Nocturne lmao
Nocturne if Persona 4 was realistic
*puts on glasses*
*gets blind*
*goes inside TV*
*flesh starts to bleed*
It's not even a real gun... it's an evoker
Your right ROFL
Nocturne watch fursona 3 by mattyburrito
,,Do we shoot him Now?"
,,No! He's the main character!"
,,Gotcha, stay on stand by"
*Every. Writer. Ever.*
Sad how true dat is.
@@soulfire5274 alternative version
"Do we shoot him now?"
"Yes, but make sure each shot misses, he's the main character"
"Gotcha, activating Stormtrooper Mode!"
@@ZPokemonfanA storm troopers do it on purpose apparently
Now on my NG+ I realize the game literally forces you to say “castle”
Wh-Castle
I thought it was Palace?
@@kujakubes241 Kamoshida’s keywords were Shujin Academy and Castle.
@@its_bongos oh yea
@@its_bongos don't forget pervert
Joker: (Edgily yelled "PERSONA")
Aresene: bbplblbublbibli
What the hell was that?
I didn't say *what* I would do I just do something.
You killed my pumpkin people!
Steven suzan
@@idontknow8223 Ayyyyy sexy profile pic XD
What the hell was that?
Perfect voice acting for Kamoshida.
Don't you mean Paul Rudd
Warp Star Pedoshida*
Markiplier
Yandere dev?
isn’t that the voice of the neighbor from hello neighbor
"This game's 100 hours long"
Speedrunners: wanna see me do it in 16?
I probably could I beat the game multiple times and I know every inch of the game
*5 minutes later*
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Wanna see me do it again?
“I’m fat. I’m spilling over you might say”
Casually starts to melt on the desk
"Public nudity..." Legend says that Yusuke got the perfect painting of Jesus on that same day Akira committed the crime...
The esrb rating did say this game has partcial nudity
Insert Clever Name omg
@Retendo Also Shadow Kamoshida literally only wearing a robe and what looks like a thong.
@@_stardustcolors just gonna throw this one out there but...you think Akira has pubic hair??? I mean he's a teenager soooooo
_ \
O O
0
Look who ended up being in smash ultimate now.
Erattic Core ikr
Look who ended up being a top tier
Ya more anime bois for smash
Ha
Just a guy he’s a video game character who’s game was turn into an anime
"Did we give him the right drugs?"
And
"Is there a tap nearby???"
Had me laughing SO much 😂
Niijima gets like 10 minutes of interrogation time, protagonist tells her 70 hours worth of information.
Anime logic at its finest
Protagonist is probably telling her the story summaries we get
"And then I bought some soda so that I could recover my SP once I went into the palace"
@@jlancov8890 And then I played baseball alllll day late into the night so I can dodge the chalk my teacher throws.
@@andytheshark , and me and the boys dressed up in NAZIS outfits because being edgy and saying fuck you to the establishment is extremely badass, and those outfits are the most based and redpillled outfits in the game.
@@andytheshark Then I went and slept with my teacher after she told me not to tell anyone about our illicit love affair, then I went and banged your sister telling her she was the only one for me and I went on this crummy date with her when she almost cried because of how important I am to her, but then I had to ditch her because these two loli twins wanted to go out with me. I thought about doing some main story stuff in your palace, but then Makoto got way too clingy so I put the whole "saving your heart" thing on hold while I went to hit that hot Yoshizawa girl. And also Akechi.
“You smell weird”
The worst insult one could ever throw at someone
You smell weird
GASP PROFANITY
Kindness Temmie you smell good enough
Kindness Temmie How could you say that
Not as bad as asking for the time
“Are you a real boy?”
“Y e s”
*(Grow nose)*
*”AH I’AM UHG I’AM AAH I SWEAR TO GOD AAAAAH UGUGHHH A A A A A A H*
**Squish noises**
Why would Igor? swear to himself?
nice 420 likes
The Food Man I was number 418th I think
@water bottle he refers to yaldy igor
“In that car just now. That was Kamoshida!”
“Oh I thought it was Paul Rudd.”
“It’s a common mistake”
Why you gotta do my boi Paul like that 😂
Looking cool, joker!
I admit, he really does look like Paul Rudd.
Man why they change the name to ren anamiya in the anime.
@@KarroszuMiaka they did the same thing with Arisato/Yuki in the Persona 3 manga/game/movies. It seems they like to change the name of the main character.
@Akira Kurusu Hello me from the Manga
Well since the meme is out I will put it out there again
Akecki: I love -sushi- * P A N C A K E S*
5:59
Shut up Adachi!
Arsene: Yell Persona and i Will do something.
Akira: PERSONA!
Arsene:ddfgdcvvgc vgfffggff!
Akira: ?
Arsene: I didn't say what i would do.
11/10 humor 👌👌
ShadowMario 347 His name is technically Ren
I’m wrong in the Game it’s Akira but in the Animation it’s Ren
@@thespecterror5707 no he's CANON name for the game AND the dancing games his name is Ren but for the manga it's Akira, honestly I like both so I don't like the war
I think Akira Kurusu is a better name for the Persona 5 protagonist because it sounds more fitting and sexy.
exactly
its a crime that this never got a part 2
OctoRust it's truely a crime after all this time
that rhymed
Ikr
Yes
"That's an intolerable crime!"
Akira:so how do I use your powers
Arsene:just yell persona and I'll do some stuff
Akira: PERSONA!
Arsene:bfhshdhjdbabadi
Akira:the hell was that?
Arsene:I didn't say what I would do I just do something
I'm dying
Surprising how Ryuji doesn’t say “For real” a lot in this when it’s like the only thing he says
and DUDE
i love how ryuji just has sharp teeth for no reason
Sketchin'sanity he does in the pre-all out attack finish
RyugaSamurai yeah, it's great
Anyone else noticed how pissed ryuji looked at the cell?
Actually in the game he does have sharp teath, but I dunno why probably cuz his persona is a pirate or like a shark ... I dunno
Are you the tummy of orpheus?
This make it like... The seventh, eighth time I've voiced Ren for something.
Do I get a prize when I reach 10?
Yes, you get to voice the next Persona protagonist in ten more parodies!
Oh hello Dexter manning
Sebastian Todd free sub sandwich?
You can get your own free personal Morgana, you'll never need an alarm clock again. Worried that you'll go out one night and do crazy things? No problem! With a personal Morgana you'll never leave your room during the night!
A neverending shortstack at Denny's!
3:40
“Excuse me kind sir do you happen to know the time?”
“HHAHAHAHHAHHUUUUGGG DIE”
Arsene: does literally nothing
Joker: *TRICKSTAB WOHO STABBY STABBY*
Pedoshida made me cry from laughter. I just started Persona 5 and I am in that chapter so now I will call Kamochida like that.
I'll just call him Paul Rudd
I call him Asian Tommy Wiseau.
Sameeeee
K o m o c h i d a
It should've been Kamapeda
Akechi and Sojiro's voice are spot on 👌
Don't forget about Shido
and pedoshida
10:19 “I am the pillager of Twilight! Arsene! Because your a*se...will not be sene”
Lol
I’ve returned after four years and I’m finally playing Persona 5. And honestly, I cannot play it without thinking of this animation. 😂
“By the pedos you get it fuck you”
Five years later, and this aged perfectly well.😂👍🏻
I'm so happy I found this!! XD
4:52 "HI IM A PROSTI-- HI IM YOUR TEACHER."
that poor principle he was spilling all over that table
“I’m a butterfly btw”
Joker: *_cool_*
"Very well, I will go along with this."
Dog: *eats butterfly*
6:15 GOODMORNING, YOU WANNA GET IN TO MY PEEEDO MOBILE
OK, I’m totally not an idiot
Bwoom, bwoom!
@@waves2378 DAMNIT SCREW THAT PAUL RUDD PEA DOUGH LOOKING GOON!
When the animation is so bad it's good-
Great animation 11/2
Morgan Lemons You are literally everywhere!!!!!!!!!
HOW ARE YOU DOING IT.
Thanks!
Hello Mr. Lemons
Dadddy🌚
“There was a tragic accident at the subway, you remember that, don’t you?”
*_”the one at the store or the one at the underground..”_*
Yes
Both were traggic accidents ;(
Yes. The one in the store: horrible! WHO THE HECK PUTS CHICKEN ON A MEATBALL SUBWAY SANDWICH??!!!!! (Well maybe chicken lovers and I’m not judging)
Subway in the underground: “Meh, this crap happens every day!”
0:40 when the teachers trying to find me but im behind her
"So you're awake, Inmate!"
"This is all a dream BTW"
*"INMATE"*
6:15 Every frame of animation is spent reinforcing the *P E D O*
Cid Redwood
Ikr 😂
Joker: Persona
Hog: Per- what now
Goku- KAIOKEN
Freeza - Kaio- What
Team four personas
Lol
There’s only room for one of us with the sonic profile pic...
Jk
6:11
‘ITS A FEMALE’
‘heY, WaNNa GeT INtO mY PeDO mObIle?’
‘SURE, I’m totally not an idiot!’
‘VROOM VROOM!’
best part in this whole thing I swear
look at his face
TheSpecterror
Paul Rudd Pedo-Looking Goon...?
Apollo You planning to let Kamoshida Touch You?
OnTop In that car just now, that was Kamoshida!
@@thespecterror5707
By the power of memes, I officially declare this chain broken!
Started playing persona 5 royal and felt the need to return to this gem.
God how drunk am I right now?
Grey Graves .....
about this much *holds up twenty bottles of beer*
Yes.
Grey Graves not enough
N are you?
Why are ryuji’s facial expressions the best thing ever
6:15
5:59 he should of said pancakes lol
Joker: you smell weird
Her: *sobbing mixed in with a mental breakdown*
I nearly pissed myself at Igor saying, "Welcome to my crib."
Wrong game Igor lol
Aye
Ohhh! I get it now! I'm too slow to realize. LOLOLOL!
"do we shoot him?"
"no! hes the main character!"
lmao thats so true!
wtf i just saw??😂
They wouldn’ve shot any other person but when comes to the main character they by the Magical power of plot they don’t shot
Lol XD
OH NO HE’S GETTING AWAY oH nO......
310th like
do i shoot him sir*
no idiot he's the main character*
9:38 TIME TO TOUCH YOU INAPPROPRIATELY
''WHAT?YOU THINK IM PAUL RUDD!DONT CONFUSED ME WITH HIM!'' 9:23
5:55-6:00
Goro: Uh, I love sushi.
Should of said pancakes…
If P5 really worked like this I wouldn't finish the game cuz I wood be alwas laughing
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*would and always
Same
*W O O D*
0:15
Persona Q2 in a nutshell.
Me: “mom can we have persona5“
Mom: “we have persona5 at home“
“pesona 5 at home“
*Akihiko voice* _Ive been waiting for this_
Miki Argentum Mitsuru's voice : YOU'LL FALL BY MY HAND
Okay now!
X Yes O No
you smell weird
Honestly.. That quote has been used so many times over that's it kind of lost it's charm at this point..
I don't remember blarshibababadi. Can only Arsene learn it?
Major Degurechaff arsene learns it at level 100, this guy is clearly on new game+
Blarshibabadi is OP
Blarshibabadi is OP
It deals Severe Almighty damage to all the enemies in the game, letting you beat the game instantly (getting the True Ending, of course)
Major Degurechaff
Arsene can learn it from Satanael through FUSION *throws confetti everywhere*
(couldnt stop laughing when arsene flailed)
I ask for more, this is wonderful the voices are really good and how much of a snark Akira is being is just wonderful
"this game's like 100 hours long"
speedrunners: 3, take it or leave it
5:59 shut up, Adachi
...i mean Akechi
*cabbages intensify*
*Erection intensifies*
Only people who actually play P5 will get how funny this is.
This is literally what the title said XD
I have to agree with you
I'm too poor to play it homie but I still laughed
Also, I think this is the closest Joker came to seeing Sae naked.
Hard disagree, it really ain’t funny in general
I have never played persona so this is The most weirdest and funniest thing in The world
5:41 someone please make a 1 hour version of this
“Sucks for you kawa- whatever tf your name is.”
That akechi voice is spot on
You clearly haven't seen Sinyuvuu's rendition.
Dandy Cadaver yea I haven't
Crispy Crunchy
You should, and you'll be shocked
The Guy at 0:04 was Just tryin to awaken his persona, chill bro
Nice find i'm a lazy
P3 reference
Ayyy p3
Its called a stand
7:13 me when kids start flossing
0:58 bruh is that the man behind the slaughter 😳😳😳
Ryuji: Let us out! *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Joker: wtf was that
ryuji's voice on point
If P5R was realistic starts with "Oh we're doing this again"
Joker: persona
Arsen: go crazy lololololol go stupid lololololololol
Joker: wut the hell was that
Arsen: i didn’t say wut I would do I just say I would do something
*W E L C O M E T O M Y C R I B*
SO YOU'RE AWAKE INMATE
I just have one question... are you a real boy?
Yas
@@rocketrunner8063 I N M A T E
DO YOU WANNA GET INTO MY PEDO-MOBILE?
OK, I'M TOTALLY NOT AN IDIOT!
VROOM VROOM!
I freaking died at this part!😂😂
ChaosBreaker 34 the best part of the video in my opinion
I agree
Just the fucking voice rips my side a fucking part
It’s pronounced “BROOM BROOM”
I read this as it was playing
0:41 he has mastered the art of stealth
10:37 when you have so much homework
True
I yelled holy shit when I saw the name of the vid
me too. me too.
HOOORREEEE SHIIIIITT!!!
+goku sayaman hori shittu
Eggy chan omg KUBZ SCOUTS REFERENCES!!!!
Ayye Kubz Scouts
Oh my god! Persona 5 thank you
Coolguy phantom my prayer was answered:3
Ryuji: iT’s A hUgE cAsTlE
* has spazz *
Love the voice acting on this. It was really fun to listen to
For those watching in 2019 here's a memeable moment for ya.
9:00
I swear I could literally hear ryuji when the voice actor said damnit
8:30 WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
I really think Maruki and Akechi are the best written characters in the game. I am fond of his calmness in this video too.
5:59
You're lying akechi
Enterurn4me goddamm spoilers boi
guccieious ganglious Especially ones of the delicious variety.
could u make a full series out of this. i know it would take time but it would b funny as hell
Wise One1494 CN
Yes.
And Makoto’s awakening.
I bet she would tell Sae the story from her own view.
nah kamoshida do be like yandere dev tho
5:01 is it just me or does he sound like markiplier.
I had Patrick Warburton in my head.
6:25 OMG that is the best ryuji impression I’ve ever heard also 2019 anyone
You planning to let him touch you
2020 btw
8:28 that animation and facial expression 😂
WHAT THE FUCKK
8:29
8:18
Ryuji:Let us out!If you don't I'll-make a really annoying noise till you do!
Ryuji:*High voise*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Ren:WTH was that?
Me:*laughs* Is Ryuji dying?
Ren:I think so
😂😂😂
10:12
The reason why Joker's face release blue flame when he removes his mask.
Just make a part 2 plz. This was hilarious
Omg please do a part two of this btw I love Kamoshita's voice
M add A Gaming do you mean Pedo-shida
@@Ba29ne your both wrong it Paul rudd
helsinreaper no he's not he is the main character in ant man
If persona 5 was other games
Shadow the Hedgehog: 0:27
5:02 the same talented voice actor from the "hello neighbor" video.
1:16 persona 5 was made in MSPaint confirmed
This reminds me of those shitty animations I used to watch on Newgrounds.. in a good way.
Same for me this reminds me so much of egoraptors animations
“I was having such a cool dream, too. I was in Disneyland. Ah dammit I’m cuffed aren’t I. Guess I’ll do that thing every prisoner does. *shakes out of cuffs* So back to my dream, I was in Disneyland.” I’m surprised no is talking bout that part. 1:51
Also, 👦🏻🔫. Like if you know what part of the vid this is from 😆