Holy balls, this video is starting to gain some traction. This is my most viewed video, and it's gotten the best stats on it so far as well as a myriad of new subs. I'll be editing this post as time goes on to stay relevant to the channel's current position. I'm currently playing through the second half of the Blue Lion's playthrough, so part 3 will focus on that section of Blue Lions. After that, part 4 will be Black Eagles since church route is my last route. Edit: Oh wow, 10k views after only releasing this a week ago. It may not seem like much, but for a small channel like mine, that's quite huge. Tomorrow is my day off, so I'm going to spend as much of it as possible getting part two ready. Thanks a ton for watching, guys! Edit 2: Getting close to 50,000 views. That's surreal. Maybe helicopter Lorenz can carry it to 100,000? Edit 3 - 2 years later: Thank you all :)
bartik987 Maybe the ultimate GD shitpost, but not the ultimate Three Houses shitpost. That’d require three more routes’ worth of footage, not just the one everyone memes on.
@@Tammy-lc5cy wells yes but no. He achieved the same end goal while being more virtuous sure, but the war was a catalyst that without nothing would have changed.
Edelgard is a good character and is not evil. Idk why people give literally every other character but her a pass for their shady shit when Edelgard actually has every reason to do what she did.
@PheonixGemini42 _Not true. If we're gonna make generalizations, I could easily say Edelgard enabling TWISTD and causing the war was just as horrible. Dimitri saw firsthand what it really did to the middle and low class, versus Edel in her neat little throne room claiming the high ground for herself._
1:03 Claude is REALLY making me reconsider my opinion on yellow/gold as a color He looks SO GOOD in it (But knowing Claude, he could probably rock just about any color)
Man, its crazy to think this video was 3 years ago. We've truly come a long way. This was the first video I saw from you back then, and I'm happy to see where this channel has come since those times.
Looking back on this video is wild Your three houses.exe videos were the absolute peak of comedy for me back in highschool XD Im not saying that they're not still hilarious or anything Just that they left a lasting impression on me I realize you'll probably never see this, but sophist, if you are I just wanna say thank you for bringing a smile to my face as I kept rewatching these videos The last two years of highschool were really rough for me so honestly you really helped me stay sane and keep smiling Thank you for helping me through rough times with your entertaining videos ❤ Again, highly doubt you'll ever see this But I just wanted to say thank you :)
@@Sophist oh gosh I was not expecting you to see that, much less respond You have no idea how much it means to me that you saw it :) You made my night with that 😁 Thank you for the years of entertainment you've brought Hope you have a great night, and keep being awesome :D Looking forward to seeing what future stuff you have in store
Nah I thinks it's blue Lions it helps Dimitri get better over time thanks to the professor and the fact that his dad was straight up murdered is also a factor of him being an anime protagonist Claude is just chill no character development and Claude does sigh a treaty with the blue Lions so
wardudekid Claude opens up the entirety of Fodlan, stops the empire, stops the long name evil guys, kills Nemesis, and ends racism. But hey, I guess nothing compares to genocide!
Real Life: *Summer is ending, School will be starting within a few days.* FE3H: 0:00 *Edit: I forgot, this person has around 300-ish Subs yet this video's quality should be yeilding him around 10,000 Subs At least.* Edit 2: also, little tip. At 3:00, the mage's range could still be improved if she held a certain staff you obtain after beating The prolouge involving Seteth and Flayn. Its only +1 range, but still.
@@Sophist Oh, i didnt notice they had a stave equiped. No, sadly a unit may only have one "Extra Equipment" item equiped at a time. Still, 4 range alone with Black/Dark Magic Is Shocking.
@@genericname5880 Yeah. I was only missing the black magic range + 1 ability which I got after I finished this video. 5 total range. Sucks that Lysithea doesn't learn Mire or Death.
2:58 That thing turned my Annette into even more of a beast. It says it may halve your damage but it never happened to me once. The thing is stupid broken.
I remember when this video First dropped, RUclips randomy recommended it to me. And it did today again haha. Sophist meme Power has since only increased lol.
bro i watched this video when it first came out, and now ive been watching some of your newer content recently. got recommended this video again, only to find out its the same channel??? bro youve come so far!!! keep up all the amazing work!!
Holy balls, this video is starting to gain some traction. This is my most viewed video, and it's gotten the best stats on it so far as well as a myriad of new subs. I'll be editing this post as time goes on to stay relevant to the channel's current position.
I'm currently playing through the second half of the Blue Lion's playthrough, so part 3 will focus on that section of Blue Lions. After that, part 4 will be Black Eagles since church route is my last route.
Edit: Oh wow, 10k views after only releasing this a week ago. It may not seem like much, but for a small channel like mine, that's quite huge. Tomorrow is my day off, so I'm going to spend as much of it as possible getting part two ready. Thanks a ton for watching, guys!
Edit 2: Getting close to 50,000 views. That's surreal. Maybe helicopter Lorenz can carry it to 100,000?
Edit 3 - 2 years later: Thank you all :)
There better be some more lysithea thanos-snapping omg(ok no like you can do whatever you want but its like so funny to me idk why)
This reminds me so much of the mlg fire emblem sacred stones and blazing sword
Please more black eagles and blue lions would be cool
I love this
This is art
That's it.The ultimate three houses shitpost.
No its not
Its the Definitive Ultimate Limitied Edition shitpost
bartik987 Maybe the ultimate GD shitpost, but not the ultimate Three Houses shitpost. That’d require three more routes’ worth of footage, not just the one everyone memes on.
Screw the rules I have green hair thanks littlekuriboh
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged This comment didn't age well :3
SophisticatedEevee really? How so?
The Lorenz helicopter got me real good.. I-I can't lol
Nobody :
DK mains
Lorenz Hellicopter van Glouncster
i need a gif of lorenz helicopter istg
That’s me when I saw gatekeeper after the time skip
Do you know the original meme?
This is exactly what I signed up for when I picked the Golden Deer house
𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐫! 😂
Agreed.
Same
@@kaeyaalberich8021 Ferdinand?!
Hell yeah brother!!!!
Lysithea with thyrsus as the infinity gauntlet is totally accurate😂
10 hour loop when?
Had to honestly tell her to take a seat and be a few levels lower than everyone, cuz I feared she'd become too strong
True gamers give her Thunderbrand.
@@wesnohathas1993 I gave her both.
@@AuthorMadican That's just a Demon at that point.
I laughed at Ingrid saying "No" to each of the lost items being thrown at her.
@Katana "I see.... "myself"."
That’s literally what I do with EVERY STUDENTS EVERY FREE TIME
Don’t have time to read
Helicopter Lorenz is the peak of meme potential and I thank you for creating it :)
Mika da boi i Am LoReNz HeLLmAn GLoUcEsTeR
Reminds me of the Lelouchcopter meme.
The Marianne-copter exists as well. And she rotates on a horse as well
Edelgard just did a tiny poke and does 25 damage
While you see other units who aggressive attack the enemy and does baby damage
Edelgard does so much damage it’s ridiculous. That girl doesn’t fall at all i tank her out most of the time.
Idk. My Raphael and Hilda on wyvernback are too f*king ridiculous.
Almost any shit fanfic with "the gamer" ability in a nutshell.
@1998SIMOMEGA Ahh, okay.
raphael uppercuts you four times and does 8 damage but edelgard accidentally taps you with her axe and takes your head off
That lord attack animation with the axe is so funny haha "lemme just tap you once with this giant axe"
When I first saw Dimitri do that with a sword I about died. XD
El Rango de ataque es increíble jaja
@@nalmlaguna9645 si jajaja
Chaiberry it's so confusing like how the fuck are you just gonna bonk someone on the head like that
1:52
She is GRACE
XD
Ive never seen that armored knight byleth animation. Thats so derpy
Emrakul TPE i kind of like the sublime heaven animation, slightly. I just like that it has different animations depending on what class byleth is
Ah, I see you're a Jolden Jeer of culture as well.
What on God's green earth is your profile pic
God Sammit do u mean our one and only savior
I despise your profile picture
Claude It is beautiful though
That satanic being should not be kept alive
we've peaked as a civilisation and as a species
SophisticatedEevee: Edelgard did nothing wrong.
Me playing literally every other route: Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way.
Esteban Maysonet
Yeah, she did everything wrong.
too bad Claude did everything she did but better lol
@@Tammy-lc5cy wells yes but no. He achieved the same end goal while being more virtuous sure, but the war was a catalyst that without nothing would have changed.
Edelgard is a good character and is not evil. Idk why people give literally every other character but her a pass for their shady shit when Edelgard actually has every reason to do what she did.
@PheonixGemini42 _Not true. If we're gonna make generalizations, I could easily say Edelgard enabling TWISTD and causing the war was just as horrible. Dimitri saw firsthand what it really did to the middle and low class, versus Edel in her neat little throne room claiming the high ground for herself._
1:03
Claude is REALLY making me reconsider my opinion on yellow/gold as a color
He looks SO GOOD in it
(But knowing Claude, he could probably rock just about any color)
I've honestly been wearing so much yellow since three houses came out
Claude is the most beautiful man. His three hopes design is supreme
Ashamed to say I snorted when the 69 “nice” happened
24 years old but clearly still a teenager at heart
The Black Eagles: we have superior magic.
albino Cancer patient: *Snap*
Screw the rules i have green hair,
hm i should probably lay off the drugs
Dominic Umbreon
Best part pf the vid imo.
Delet this
It's too accurate for my feeble and simple mind
This is honestly very accurate to how gameplay is in Three Houses. I also see a fellow Deer. New Sub right here
I'm not sure why this was recommended, but I'm glad it was. Lorenz-copter got me and pretty much everyone else.
2:13 I remember where "Help me" comes from. What's funny here is that Dedue is a man of color. If you know where it originates, you should understand.
First there was the Hectorcopter. Now in its place is the very noble Lorenzcopter
I had no idea how funny FE would be with cartoon sound effects.
Someone should make a FE Chibi Cartoon
Love the avatar dude, you are a man of culture
Lorenz being a helicopter to the sound of Death by Glamour is fantastic in a way I can't really describe.
The Mercidies deafult dance music got me so good im dead
Ignatz: gets a 1% critical hit
Timmy: DO IT AGAIN I WASN’T LOOKING!
Ignatz: If you say so!
How did I never notice the Lord class' love tap animation? xD
Neh-
I didn’t even know Edelgard a had counter attack that’s literally just a boop
The pinnacle of humanity, right here
It aint a three houses video without a fishing minigame reference
*Helicopter Lorenz + Death by Glamour 10 hours please* 🗿❤️
24/7 plz
1:31
halt, you're having a bit too much fun.
*”Screw the rules, I have green HaiR”*
Literally the game in a nutshell
*1% crit rate*
Ignatz: *”1% is plenty percent.”*
Man, its crazy to think this video was 3 years ago. We've truly come a long way. This was the first video I saw from you back then, and I'm happy to see where this channel has come since those times.
1:20 “i’m on a roll” “crit 6”
0:29 You predicted Byleth coming to smash Oo
Had to use Divine Pulse at "Screw the rules I have green hair" 😂🤣 laughter critted me
this is the sort of memeage i miss, it just isn't seen like it used to anymore
This, ladies and gentelman, is what we call...humour!
0:15 King of Skill would be proud.
Looking back on this video is wild
Your three houses.exe videos were the absolute peak of comedy for me back in highschool XD
Im not saying that they're not still hilarious or anything
Just that they left a lasting impression on me
I realize you'll probably never see this, but sophist, if you are
I just wanna say thank you for bringing a smile to my face as I kept rewatching these videos
The last two years of highschool were really rough for me so honestly you really helped me stay sane and keep smiling
Thank you for helping me through rough times with your entertaining videos ❤
Again, highly doubt you'll ever see this
But I just wanted to say thank you :)
Nah I read em all. Glad you’ve stuck to the channel this long.
@@Sophist oh gosh I was not expecting you to see that, much less respond
You have no idea how much it means to me that you saw it :)
You made my night with that 😁
Thank you for the years of entertainment you've brought
Hope you have a great night, and keep being awesome :D
Looking forward to seeing what future stuff you have in store
1:05 anything that's not magic fighting Dedue in a nutshell.
The sound effects... they’re so damn funny this is peak editing skills
Does it feel like Golden Deer are the canon house?
nah blue lions 🦁
Nah I thinks it's blue Lions it helps Dimitri get better over time thanks to the professor and the fact that his dad was straight up murdered is also a factor of him being an anime protagonist Claude is just chill no character development and Claude does sigh a treaty with the blue Lions so
Some Guy Who Wishes he had a Mustache What kind of crack are you on
If anything it's crimson flower. With all the other routes it kinda feels like nothing is accomplished, especially blue lions.
wardudekid Claude opens up the entirety of Fodlan, stops the empire, stops the long name evil guys, kills Nemesis, and ends racism. But hey, I guess nothing compares to genocide!
The "nyeh" sound effects goes so perfectly with the lord's "gentle bonk" animation. 25 damage though, quite a strong gentle bonk...
2:43 for Lorenzcopter
Mercedes victory dance with the default dance music in the background made my day lol
Never occurred to me on how much of a meme fiesta this game is.
Which is funny because this is easily the best game I've played this year, but it's also good to make fun of the things you love :3
Honestly it took me one look at Claude to know 😂
2:38
it took me until the sixth video to realize that's Eizen's voice LMAO
played tales of berseria not long ago
Fishing to grind those professor levels
Oof. Oof. Oof! Years later, this is still an amazing video. Props my guy. This is a great way to cheer myself up when I'm down XD
You,my friend,have earned yourself a new subscriber.
Plus one
This isn't even a shitpost, this is the best thing i have ever seen from this game.
amazing work you just earned a new subscriber.
Real Life: *Summer is ending, School will be starting within a few days.*
FE3H: 0:00
*Edit: I forgot, this person has around 300-ish Subs yet this video's quality should be yeilding him around 10,000 Subs At least.*
Edit 2: also, little tip. At 3:00, the mage's range could still be improved if she held a certain staff you obtain after beating The prolouge involving Seteth and Flayn. Its only +1 range, but still.
You can't equip two staves on the same person, can you?
@@Sophist Oh, i didnt notice they had a stave equiped. No, sadly a unit may only have one "Extra Equipment" item equiped at a time. Still, 4 range alone with Black/Dark Magic Is Shocking.
@@genericname5880 Yeah. I was only missing the black magic range + 1 ability which I got after I finished this video. 5 total range. Sucks that Lysithea doesn't learn Mire or Death.
@@Sophist Sad? SAD?! she's already too op
Imagine a world without limits, where Lys has a 3-range spell... 6 range.
Or Meteor. Or Bolting. 13 RANGE
My God this is amazing! Fear the Dear!!!
Ps: never Heard of a Fortress Knight Byleth, that's actually kinda cool 😁
Checking every lost item... so true 🤣
We all probably end up breaking a chair or two hitting a "Good" on a 4 hit combo in the fishing minigame.
There’s nothing I, Lorenz Helicopter Gloucester, can’t do
I have witnessed the road to heaven and it is beautiful
It's killing me that I can't remember where that 360 line is from. Also top quality shitpost
It sounds like a jontron.
It's Daequan I believe
I don't know why, but it's weird how this introduced me to Sophist
Found this after playing the game for 17 hours straight and it is very much true as I now have to go to work on no sleep.
Why is the beginning of the video me when I’m trying to do my college homework but all I can think about is three houses lol 😂
*is now incapacitated from laughing so hard at this*
2:58 That thing turned my Annette into even more of a beast. It says it may halve your damage but it never happened to me once. The thing is stupid broken.
The info is misleading. It actually gives you a pavise passive if you have the crest of gloucester. Even without it, it's still stupid broken though.
@@Sophist It give Lorenz Pavis? Are you kidding me? That thing is already absurd!
aaronka 12
Lysithea also has the crest of Gloucester.
@@ResidentRibug and aegis. Yep, lorenz an lysithea needed to be more broken.
I need a gif of just lorenz spinning on loop
Throwing items at people? Oh God yes I do that. That part caused me to burst out laughing in public LOL
The intensity in we ride together with the fishing is 10 Claude’s out of 10
1:54 Edelgard: *bonk*
This needs more views. Really underappreciated video in my opinion.
1:53 Joey Wheeler, what the fuck are you doing there?!
It’s been a while since I’ve laughed this hard lmfaoooooo
2:06 and everything after that made me choke on my coffee lmao
Claude is best boi
No one will compete the deer himself
2:43
The birth of a legend
I remember when this video First dropped, RUclips randomy recommended it to me. And it did today again haha. Sophist meme Power has since only increased lol.
Seems about right. Claude just wants to prank people, Lysithea has unlimited powah, and fear Leonie. Always fear Leonie
Good ol' Claude, breaking into kid's houses and encouraging them not to study.
What a great guy :D
9.5/10 needs more Flayn minecraft griefing.
2:43 the Lorenz helicopter.
I fucking lost it like everyone else in the comments😂😂😂
It... It's perfect...
The spam through lost items is what got me to like the video
The worst thing is if you have someone die, you still find their lost items, but can't return them or remove them from your inventory in any way.
This is the Final proof that golden deer house is the incarnation of *fun* and *Memes*
Joe would be proud
Rise up Xenoblade fans, 1:58 is what we've trained our whole lives for.
We need a greenscreen or a separate gif of the Lorenzcopter to allow for even more meme potential
The internet: "So what did you see?"
Me: ".........○__○"
The internet: "Hel-?"
Me: "N O T H I N G T O R E P O R T."
As someone who just finished Three Houses today this perfectly sums up my experience
Excuse me but i identify as a Lorenzcopter thank you
this was an emotional rollercoaster to watch
The odds of Ignatz hitting those two 1% crits in a row were exactly one in ten thousand.
Correction, the odds anyone ELSE hitting those two 1% crits are exactly one in ten thousand
What a genius. I've never laughed that hard since a loooooong time.
bro i watched this video when it first came out, and now ive been watching some of your newer content recently. got recommended this video again, only to find out its the same channel??? bro youve come so far!!! keep up all the amazing work!!
I always come to rewatch these gems ever now and then, they're just so good
The lost items part is so accurate LOL
I love the one where it's Byleth saying, "screw the rules I have green hair", that is all of three houses
You picked the Golden Deer! I see you are a man of culture as well!
**throws lost items at Ingrid** PLEASE JUST. TAKE. ONE.
Im such a huge fan of your work. Truly a timeless classic.
Helicopter Lorenz... gotta admit, funniest shit I’ve seen in a while.
This is peak Fire emblem!
𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐄