Kill Tony #82 (Tom Segura, Christina Pazsitzky)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2017
  • Another great episode that's not on RUclips yet.
    Okay, I'm biased, I'm a huge fan of Your Mom's House.
    MACHINES WITHIN...if u know what I mean:)
    Anyway, another blast from the past, to help us through KT's short hiatus (Tony is in Australia).
    Shot at the Comedy Store on Dec 1st 2014.
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    Watch KT live at ustream.tv/Deathsquad or go to deathsquad.tv/category/kill-tony to get the podcast.
    I always replace the original live single-mic audio with the official (and much better) multi-mic podcast audio (no echoes etc) before uploading.
    I'm a huge Kill Tony fan from Germany!
    I don't have a channel to make money AND I NEVER WILL!
    If you love KT as much as me, maybe do what I did and
    - donate a buck or two at deathsquad.tv/donate
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    to support this great and unique show and its creators.
    Okay that's enough:)
    Peace...und alles Gute:)
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Комментарии • 243

  • @will1718
    @will1718 2 года назад +10

    I wish I was a fan of this 8 years ago and could have gone to a show

  • @JRay1980
    @JRay1980 6 лет назад +17

    "you guys are doing good! Come home later for Moose soup!"

  • @justinmayo19
    @justinmayo19 6 лет назад +67

    Tom and Christina at 10:30 , First Comedian picked out of the vessel at 28:10

    • @Justin-lg1qb
      @Justin-lg1qb 5 лет назад +1

      Harshank thank you.

    • @ole_limberlegs
      @ole_limberlegs 2 года назад

      Saved it. Thank you. 😊

    • @hijodechago
      @hijodechago 2 года назад +1

      *bucket of Destiny 🙄

    • @melissaattaway7426
      @melissaattaway7426 Год назад

      I didn't see this comment in time. I always skip at least the first 5 to 10 minutes because of how slow this podcast is to actually start. But this one was absolutely agregious in its slowness and procrastination. I came into the comments to warn people that it doesn't say until about 40 minutes in. Literally half of the entire podcast goes by before anything even remotely watchable happens. Don't know why that smarmy corpse does this, but its annoying as fuck. On behalf of everyone that enjoys watching when it actually starts, thank you for time stamping. Even though I figured it out the hard way. I guess they had to waste a bunch of time to make up for the lack of comedic improvisation on stage this episode.

    • @melissaattaway7426
      @melissaattaway7426 Год назад

      To be clear, I like tom and Christina, but they are pretty bland without a topic to attach to. So maybe this was for the better. God knows Tony ain't gonna carry the show. He may be the host, but lets be honest, Tony is capable of being funny, but he ain't a great host.

  • @deadkennady
    @deadkennady 6 лет назад +36

    Thanks for keepin the KT show high and tight.

  • @heartagramskater21
    @heartagramskater21 3 года назад +7

    Here from 2020, it’s hilarious they talk about Cosby a bunch and talk about Jared from subway like he’s cool, because his news hadn’t broke yet. Little did they know...

  • @holynickskates
    @holynickskates 6 лет назад +147

    Like 12 benadryl before this makes it 10x better

    • @mikehawk8276
      @mikehawk8276 6 лет назад +1

      Bernt Chrashler than smoke your weed

    • @l1z4rd4
      @l1z4rd4 6 лет назад +7

      *y'our

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 6 лет назад +8

      Bernt Chrashler oh I did that of course but it made the audio sound like trash. But theres no way Redban is that shitty at his job so it must be me

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 5 лет назад +3

      _rub, rub, rub, rub..._

    • @__loafy__
      @__loafy__ 4 года назад +2

      Imagine thinking Sarah Weinshenk is funny. origin of the cringe right here

  • @spaghettienforcer4896
    @spaghettienforcer4896 6 лет назад +12

    Tim and Christine, my favorites!

  • @briannuessler4524
    @briannuessler4524 6 лет назад +10

    Brian Redban: "The Rworld Famous Comedy Store"

  • @MANC2311
    @MANC2311 6 лет назад +52

    T-16.

    • @ryanexsus
      @ryanexsus 6 лет назад +2

      Crazy isn't it? Crazy isn't it?

  • @vxn490
    @vxn490 6 лет назад +21

    "COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE ROAD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE"

  • @iandicarlo96
    @iandicarlo96 3 года назад +8

    Tuning in again after watching episode 499 (after Donnell left) to watch Tim Warner!

    • @iandicarlo96
      @iandicarlo96 3 года назад +2

      Holy shit, I remember all of it, but I forgot all about it. Glad I watched again. 100% one of the best set/interview combo in Kill Tony history

    • @kevinsiedenburg4955
      @kevinsiedenburg4955 Год назад

      Just watched the Donnell Debacle, and immediately was like “I know this Tim-dude”, and sure enough, said he was on way back when. Is 6-years the longest gap between bucket pulls?

  • @sj205
    @sj205 4 года назад +3

    Thank you for uploading all these KT episodes! Respect 🤙

  • @georgethomas5417
    @georgethomas5417 Год назад +10

    This was the most constructive kill Tony episode lol Tom and Christina are way to nice and helpful for this show lol

  • @0031slipknot
    @0031slipknot 5 лет назад +11

    Why do all of Redban's noises have to be 1000 times louder than anything else?

  • @brandonboyce4180
    @brandonboyce4180 4 года назад +9

    Is anyone here featherin it?

  • @briannuessler4524
    @briannuessler4524 6 лет назад +55

    This must be old if they're talking about Jared from Subway in a good light lol

    • @guilty326
      @guilty326 5 лет назад +5

      They need to have tom back so they can talk about this podcast specifically lol

    • @ZMB-on5ub
      @ZMB-on5ub 3 года назад

      Cousin played at the same table as Jared in Vegas. Said he was tall and a douche. This was pre-child rape.

    • @gioponce7788
      @gioponce7788 3 года назад +3

      U can tell its an old video cause of the shitty quality

    • @roscoe4092
      @roscoe4092 2 года назад

      @@ZMB-on5ub you mean before it came public, fairly sure he was doing that the whole time lol

    • @GriseldaxDOOM
      @GriseldaxDOOM 2 года назад +1

      @@roscoe4092 clearly Tom hung out with him every single day based on his story and would’ve known that!

  • @OUTLAWinTX
    @OUTLAWinTX 2 года назад +10

    0:02 EVERY podcast i hear Redban say "world" i just laugh. He pronounces it as "RORLD" There is no wuh sound anywhere. Rorld famous. Everytime i promise you

  • @theallstatecutchx8451
    @theallstatecutchx8451 2 года назад +2

    “Christina patinsky” 😂😅

  • @mikehawk8276
    @mikehawk8276 6 лет назад +6

    Lmao one of the best kill Tony's

  • @mantissitnam8827
    @mantissitnam8827 4 года назад +35

    Listening to this, turns my ears into a stethoscope!

  • @ericwilliams2185
    @ericwilliams2185 5 лет назад +6

    Damn Christina, looking amazing!

  • @billykobilca6321
    @billykobilca6321 5 лет назад +3

    This room has a quality all its own.

  • @Dev-cc4dx
    @Dev-cc4dx 6 лет назад +6

    machines within

  • @GoroStern
    @GoroStern 6 лет назад +2

    This is seriously one of the best fucking kill Tony episodes of all time lol

  • @Julianbarastas0
    @Julianbarastas0 Год назад +1

    23:39 They speak positively about “jared” from subway😭

  • @iProxEXOTiXZz
    @iProxEXOTiXZz 6 лет назад +16

    Piss on me beat me do whatever you want right Tom

  • @JesusHComedy
    @JesusHComedy 6 лет назад +23

    innocence innoncent incident innocence incident crazy isnt it?

    • @achtungfernglas
      @achtungfernglas  6 лет назад +4

      DROP THAT VERSE

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 5 лет назад +1

      Innocence, frankincense, immanence, Michael Pence, inside dense, dissidence, indolence, rub rub rub, imminence.

    • @bradwinslow3450
      @bradwinslow3450 5 лет назад +3

      I thought this was America... did y'all forget about insurgents? Come on now, recalibrate your instruments while we discuss this cognitive dissonance with our venomous mistresses in our tents.

    • @bradwinslow3450
      @bradwinslow3450 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry, that comment was the result of my impotence. Forgive me, if you're Catholic you too have sins you rinse if you have common sense.

  • @stephen32frazier
    @stephen32frazier 5 лет назад +4

    Thats crazy they mentioned Roseanne when they were talking about Cosby. Fast forward to Dec 2018, one year later, and Roseanne ends up going down as well.

  • @dclnmre
    @dclnmre 6 лет назад +4

    Damn this tripped me out ! I thought it was a new podcast for a second.. I can deal with this though

  • @donutfam4421
    @donutfam4421 6 лет назад +19

    I am just trying to practice on my flow.

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 6 лет назад +2

      apples mass murder from the grave, got a terminater gun, T-17 just practicing ma flow.

  • @conormcgregor722
    @conormcgregor722 6 лет назад +7

    That guy just blatantly stole Doug Stanhope's Mitch Hedburg heroin joke then doesn't put him on his mount rushmore lol..

  • @bigleebrink
    @bigleebrink 6 лет назад +3

    Redban's Dolphin hat is merchandise of Jasper Dolphin from rap group Odd Future.

  • @jayess9892
    @jayess9892 Месяц назад

    Minute 40…. Is Tony talking about Eric Andre? Sounds like he’s describing Eric the whole time, pulls up in a Toyota in full caveman makeup minutes before the shoot, cracks everyone up, directs the commercial…

  • @chimranzeerambam1453
    @chimranzeerambam1453 6 лет назад +5

    I know someone who named their cat Charles Manson, everytime you pet it your hands would stink like piss.

  • @KURM654
    @KURM654 4 года назад +1

    Tom is sitting on a gold mine with that Jared bit given how things went down

  • @jtrax7306
    @jtrax7306 6 лет назад +4

    Machines within

  • @ehafh
    @ehafh 6 лет назад +68

    🍕 hi mommies 🍕

    • @_SaXoN_
      @_SaXoN_ 6 лет назад +2

      my poop is black but it wont be that easy...................why who.....

    • @dross1412
      @dross1412 6 лет назад +1

      hey jeans

    • @__loafy__
      @__loafy__ 4 года назад +1

      Imagine letting Joe Rogan convince you this is funny.

    • @slimlokz559
      @slimlokz559 3 года назад +2

      Fuck ymh this is kill tony

    • @joeyjiggy-bippers6382
      @joeyjiggy-bippers6382 3 года назад +1

      Good morning my jeans above 18

  • @mrgalactus7264
    @mrgalactus7264 5 лет назад +6

    I tried it out. Got pissed on and beaten.

  • @sadfaceteef3300
    @sadfaceteef3300 6 лет назад +4

    thank you, achtung god

  • @erikvilla10
    @erikvilla10 3 года назад +2

    Love seeing Todd and Tina

  • @SyphexGaming
    @SyphexGaming 6 лет назад +7

    Thanks bud

    • @jacobjames3920
      @jacobjames3920 6 лет назад

      I just liked your comment because of your profile picture.

  • @MrSpunkyflunky
    @MrSpunkyflunky Год назад +1

    Coming back and watching this year's later it's funny they aren't calling any comedians up

  • @TyDickler
    @TyDickler 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you Achtung!

  • @Googleaccount_2
    @Googleaccount_2 6 лет назад +13

    machines within !

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 6 лет назад

      bob ma jeans within

  • @matthewgautier5317
    @matthewgautier5317 4 года назад +2

    Hilarious that they're talking about Jared like that lol

  • @StackinCash420
    @StackinCash420 3 года назад +2

    Hilarious that they go from talking shit on Cosby, to praising Jared haha

  • @AeRandyllValenLord
    @AeRandyllValenLord 2 года назад +12

    Am I the only one who is mad that Tony and brian can’t tell the difference between a stormtrooper and a clone trooper?

    • @AnnaBananaRepublic
      @AnnaBananaRepublic Год назад

      Your autism is showing 😉

    • @V8chump
      @V8chump Год назад +3

      I’d bet this guy is a shitload of fun to hangout with

    • @dejay20001
      @dejay20001 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@V8chumpwhat an original comment

    • @Gaijins
      @Gaijins 11 месяцев назад

      It’s funny when you remember Brian said he wanted to be like Chris Ward, who is basically THE nerd comedian/rapper.

  • @BradyHold
    @BradyHold 6 лет назад +3

    Weird subway Jared talk takes me back

  • @jlucas1391
    @jlucas1391 6 лет назад +1

    Much love no hate!

  • @rodriguezro9999
    @rodriguezro9999 5 лет назад +6

    Try it out.

  • @masonrice7824
    @masonrice7824 4 года назад +11

    This podcast is either ear rapingly loud or way too quiet. But damn do I love it.

    • @jimcatanzaro7808
      @jimcatanzaro7808 10 месяцев назад

      Redban sucks that’s why

    • @riftrulek4d
      @riftrulek4d 8 месяцев назад

      @@jimcatanzaro7808 hes doing it on his phone to be fair

  • @OneWhiteGuy
    @OneWhiteGuy 6 лет назад +1

    The wrold famous redban

  • @34577245
    @34577245 6 лет назад +2

    when was the first episode that pat was on as the bandleader?

  • @Demifiend91
    @Demifiend91 6 лет назад +12

    Yeah igota gun, gotta terminater gyuuuuuun

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 6 лет назад +4

      Bryan Raynor fuck! Your doin good!

    • @Demifiend91
      @Demifiend91 6 лет назад +2

      mike kletorez CALM DOWN LAIDER FUR MOOSE SOOP

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 5 лет назад +1

      My jeans were thin, my jeans were thin...

  • @adamnoturfuknbusiness2367
    @adamnoturfuknbusiness2367 6 лет назад +2

    ROAD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE

  • @julianmakara4770
    @julianmakara4770 3 года назад +1

    I miss this .....

  • @whatthe5954
    @whatthe5954 6 лет назад +4

    got a gun, terminator gun

  • @troybranch9720
    @troybranch9720 2 года назад +1

    Jared must of been trying to see if he was down for a lil pep.

  • @james0309
    @james0309 6 лет назад +24

    hey hitlers

    • @EGoltz
      @EGoltz 6 лет назад +3

      james 030 Sup Kane!

  • @elchiponr1
    @elchiponr1 6 лет назад +2

    christina porjoefnenfenwcky is insane, good luck tom, may the gods bless you

  • @dRoscoAZ
    @dRoscoAZ 6 месяцев назад

    1:16:30
    It's funny and ironic how little this means now haha 😂

  • @joshuabeach6821
    @joshuabeach6821 5 лет назад +3

    Wait, what did Josh Martin do to get suspended??!!

  • @getfunnyordiebombing
    @getfunnyordiebombing 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit am I glad they change them the kitty sound and the bear sound it’s obnoxious in these old videos …love the podcast

    • @getfunnyordiebombing
      @getfunnyordiebombing 2 года назад +1

      I guess it’s just not for headphones or car speakers cause fucking every once in a while it blows my ears out

  • @ansoitgoes
    @ansoitgoes 5 лет назад +2

    Just glassin... try it out

  • @christophernagel2575
    @christophernagel2575 6 лет назад +7

    This is almost but not quite as exciting as a new king ass ripper vid

  • @Buelr
    @Buelr 2 года назад +3

    All these early episodes are ruined because of redban the “sound engineer”

  • @williamhenderson2661
    @williamhenderson2661 2 года назад +1

    Ruroldwide!

  • @complexend4133
    @complexend4133 4 месяца назад

    LOL the roseanne jinx

  • @thestrongdadprotocol
    @thestrongdadprotocol 2 года назад +1

    It's hilarious watching this as they bash Bill Cosby and then talk about how good of a person Jared from Subway is. A lot changes 🤣

  • @ninejdan9
    @ninejdan9 3 года назад +1

    I didn't know my headphones could get so loud.

  • @SiphiliSx
    @SiphiliSx 5 месяцев назад

    Tina's hair turns me into a telescope.

  • @jordanlayton6540
    @jordanlayton6540 5 лет назад +2

    Lol the only reputable sitcom star from that Era is now Roseanne 😂 😂 😂

  • @MrHollablack
    @MrHollablack 2 года назад +1

    Jesus Christ is there any way to modulate the volume? Fucking hell

  • @MMXX_CE
    @MMXX_CE 3 года назад +1

    I bet he was talking about the John Lehr caveman actor. He seems like the kind of guy to show up in full caveman makeup.

  • @joeltt1233
    @joeltt1233 4 года назад +1

    where'd the band?

  • @budzion8800
    @budzion8800 6 лет назад +3

    You're doing good, come down later for some moose soup

  • @CrityCrit
    @CrityCrit 3 года назад +1

    Get them both on again please

  • @MVJ3
    @MVJ3 6 лет назад +2

    Epic episode.

  • @laplantski
    @laplantski Год назад

    Is this the premier of Shanks as we know her?

  • @boolranch6755
    @boolranch6755 6 лет назад +1

    Gotta gun gotta Terminator gun

  • @Lynxchillin08
    @Lynxchillin08 5 лет назад +1

    Did Christina predict the Hitler dog guy ? At around 16:00

  • @JustinBlazzzee
    @JustinBlazzzee Год назад

    28:31 is that Rosanne in the crowd?

  • @briana656
    @briana656 6 лет назад +2

    When do new ones come out?

    • @edwardbreitzke8019
      @edwardbreitzke8019 6 лет назад +2

      New episode live streams tonight. Russell Peters is the guest

  • @thisisnotjackson
    @thisisnotjackson 6 лет назад +2

    1:12:28 tom is too funny😂😂

  • @complexend4133
    @complexend4133 4 месяца назад

    "its like your moms house and kill tony in a parallel usinerse" XD did anyone else catch that? its cause he thought that your mom's house was a podcast about moms

  • @will1718
    @will1718 2 года назад +1

    and on a depressing or uplifting side note Tim Warner is actually homeless again 8 years later today.....

  • @chiclit78
    @chiclit78 6 лет назад +6

    F all the haters

  • @hankdrankflintjuice2064
    @hankdrankflintjuice2064 3 года назад +1

    2020

  • @williamivy7117
    @williamivy7117 5 лет назад

    Lol, I live in Tuscaloosa

  • @tradelikezach
    @tradelikezach 6 лет назад +2

    is tony sitting on a bar stool? he looks tall af

  • @Dev-cc4dx
    @Dev-cc4dx 6 лет назад +2

    terminator gun

  • @ryansharpe5116
    @ryansharpe5116 6 лет назад +1

    Jared subway before he got caught damn im late af at watching this 💩

  • @BringBackDislikesYoutube666
    @BringBackDislikesYoutube666 Год назад +1

    Whoa weinshank origin episode

  • @pac5709
    @pac5709 3 года назад

    episode 81**

  • @ZMB-on5ub
    @ZMB-on5ub 3 года назад +1

    Tony for sure whispered "D'elia?"

  • @spakjoeXD
    @spakjoeXD 6 лет назад +14

    6:00 to skip the Patty Regan song.

  • @claudes.whitacre1241
    @claudes.whitacre1241 6 лет назад

    28:00 before the first comedian.

    • @bmc1717
      @bmc1717 2 месяца назад

      I know…the show these days is much tighter!!

  • @lullivan6502
    @lullivan6502 Год назад

    All I’m gonna say.. haven’t seen any bumper stickers saying AJ was wrong yknow what I mean.

  • @VISIONBTS
    @VISIONBTS 5 лет назад +1

    roseanne lost hers two now .

  • @Sundlofmusicalengineering
    @Sundlofmusicalengineering 3 года назад +1

    2:13