Jam - It's About Ryan
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- Опубликовано: 23 фев 2007
- Another sketch from JAM - the first one from the first episode.
"It's about Ryan
Oh. In trouble, is he?
Well, he isn't, it's more...Martin.
"Ryan met this guy Dave at the pub. We had...pretty strong suspicions about Dave.
"He's a bit, er...You know.
Music: Bark Psychosis 'Pendulum Man'. 
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This is some scene to start a series
Cards laid firmly on the table.
“And he gives you this sniffing stuff, which, uh… makes it easier” is an amazing line made even more alienating and upsetting and hilarious by Mark Heap giving it the tiniest bit of a John Cleese inflection.
The most sinister thing about Jam is that haunting, minimal music just gets under the skin and makes the sketches even more harassing.
also the fact that everything is slowed down lol... they sound like upper middle class opioid munchers
Ur listening to the magic of bark psychosis. Check them out, they're a very underrated band. Check this album called hex.
Oh my god this is fantastic the guy listening look at his face classic
@@melancholicat3132 just seeing this now thanks will do
@@carlpeel5580 very sinister but also funny
The first time I saw this on C4 I was 18 and absolutely gobsmacked. Can't really think of anything else like it to this day.
Did you help Max with Ryan? We all wanted to...
Hugh Jones that’s the absolute worst possible way to watch Jam
Jam is the most unsettling ASMR there is...
Ari Aster owes so so much to this sketch in particular
Imagine being Morris, the dreams he must have at night
I like you mate.
Great great stuff. I love the details. "I wear a crop top". Like that matters! Genius.
He's a bit... you know...
"if you drink QUITE A LOT, it's no so bad"
marvellous!
The sheer coziness of this sketch is unbelievable. Morris somehow makes this absurd conversation between fictional characters feel like a half-forgotten childhood memory. For a tiny moment, the kitchen in the sketch feels like the kitchen in the house where I grew up.
It gives the impression of being set in a world completely devoid of hope, meaning and joy
it is the kitchen you grew up in, ryan.
This is my litmus test for making new friends
Nothing but admiration for those parents.
This is so haunting
What a dark imagination can conjur.
"He gives you this sniffing stuff"!
OMG!
The responsibilities of being a god parent.
It’s genius. It has everything , including a subtle dig at attitudes to homosexuality, for the mother to go as far as she does in order for Ryan not to be gay.
The mood gives the impression of being in a very, very dark and surreal world
Kevin Eldon’s facial expressions are otherworldly
this is one of them shows that gets under your skin . but you cant stop watching . something you will never see on american tv even at 3 am .
"Only I know it's me"
Why did I laugh at that? HAHAHA
"He gives you this sniffing stuff... make it easier..."
LOL!
If you come up stairs ill show you some of the things he does. Oh.
The best bit
As you realised, it was just used for the sketch. By chance I came across a website that has all the scripts and music listings for all of thr 6 series of JAM. I managed to download most of the music (around 65 tracks) and it's the best playlist on my IPod - Bark Psychosis, Coldcut, Brian Eno, The Third Eye Foundation, Funki Porcini, Moodswings... the list goes on and I not only love the series, but the music that Chris has introduced to me to... fantastic.
cam100000 hi would you be able to load a link to that website or playlists
thank you so much for this comment i have just discovered a wonderful world
ruclips.net/p/PLc8AK-PI8mXfMVKxbF-8sBvI2JNN8FELq
Sad to say this program passed me by at the time.....thank you RUclips 😆
omfg......i LOVE bark psychosis music.........
There needs to be a Jam sound board app
this is my fav jam sketch...it has one of my favorite songs ever in it...
it's so relaxing and yet disturbing at the same time..genius!
This is my absolute favourite sketch from Jam!
It’s amazing how much bad news a person can get in four minutes.
three times a day at weekends.
Thanks for posting this cam100000. Jam and Radio 1's Blue Jam are funny and scary and pure genius.
LOL...Jam so crazy, man.
Not at all surprised the music has "psychosis" in the title.
Bark Psychosis "Pendulum Man" = A+
Homophobia, sodomy, and incest...we need more stuff like this on television! (Not sarcasm)
Dark, dark shit. Why is there nothing of this calibre on British TV at the moment?
It got incorporated in to the mainstream. And now dark humour is all a bit Inbetweeners.
Picnicl imo the inbetweeners is more Blue Humour than Dark Humour.
Pfff you obviously never watched Nighty Night when it came out in 2004
2:30 LMFAO best bit.
Oh my...
He gives you this Sniffing stuff... Makes it easier
thanx mate. i shall get on that as soon as.
If you drink....quite a lot...it’s not....so bad
like a Ken Currie painting
Indeed!
I want Amelia Bullmore to explain things to me slowly for three hours. It's not too much to ask, is it?
Not at all. In that South Yorkshire accent too!
funniest big of jam hands down
where did you find all the tracks? they are so good, and they really suit the mood of jam. ive been after them for a while. thanx.
Feel like this is the inspiration for butters parents in South Park, this is the sort of shit they’d do
They've said they're big fans of Chris Morris so probably right
Where do you live now?
lol! You never see Amelia in stuff these days, such a shame....
Yeah.....
I'm so pissed of that you can't get this on DVD anymore. It's completely out of stock.
I managed to buy one the other day
@@SirMilkzz Hello newish comment
I've got it. Should still be plenty left available to buy
So beautiful apart from the words
What wont you do for your friends. Dang!
We need to go back to the traditional values of this sketch
Why would they do that?
hilarious
RUclips block links so do a search on google for:
jam music bark coldcut channel 4
And it should be the second one down - the channel 4 site. It lists the complete music used in all the sketches.
I also have a Word file with the complete transcript of all the episode's sketches - I can't remember where I found that but it's not on the net now. I've also searched and downloaded most of the music - about 60 of them - it took several months - and it's the best playlist on my IPod...
haha, I can relate to this sketch on some sort of fucked up level which scares me
its so fucking po'mo, its like recursive comedy, brilliant!
fuckstix, we are actually post post-modern
"if you come upstairs Ill show you the things he does".... "ooooh"
i wear a crop top and we meet in the dark
not really no
*They all need a trip to Portlandia via Eddie's place in Holland Park (NOT Finsbury Park!).*
En gros il est pas dans la merde Ryan.
@DarkKnightBob1o1
Hmm, my last comment on this vid was 2 years ago, so I dont know if you have made a joke and gotten "FUKD & BOMBD" wrong on purpose or not! ha!
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Would homophobic parents go this far? That's the funny thing about this sketch.
I like comedy black, like my servants
This is an interesting show--it barely qualifies as comedy, it's almost a horror series. But it's still funny.
I dunno man I'm always in tears watching this show. Guess it depends on your sense of humour
wow mad fkers seducing their sons gay friend so he doesn't try it on with ryan Lol
I think the mother seducing the son while disguised as a prostitute somewhat surpasses that.
I bet Ryan is a little piece of shit anyway lol
Well done you used your brain organ to work out the most obvious part of a sketch
wan'ker
This is stupid, my stomach hurts and this music/ slow moving video does not help
But at the same time it is
Why exactly was I voted down?
Because you're lame