Drizzle Drizzle B*tch (2024)

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In an era of woke identity politics and cancel culture, BackN9Ne came out swinging with his hit single "Drizzle Drizzle". Answering back to what he felt was a personal attack on his manhood by his then wife, the "sprinkle sprinkle" lady. They would soon reconcile their relationship only to find BackN9Ne was found dead of strychnine poisoning with a note written on his chest, "sprinkle sprinkle bitch". To this day, police have failed to investigate his homicide, with many under the suspicion that his trifling wife had been sleeping with the lead investigators of his case. Even as his friends tried advocating for his justice, she has yet to see her day in court.
[Verse1]
You better split the check
This shits expensive
I mean what do you expect?
I find it offensive
You want to be equal
But what’s your body count
This shit doesn’t add up
3 0 4’s the amount
(Drizzle Drizzle)
Gravitas of good looks
With gravitational pull
Doesn’t mean your worth shit
Doesn’t give you a soul
Gold diggin for change
Like a bum in the trash
Is this a forex exchange
For a piece of that ass
[bridge]
How thirsty do you think I am?
I’ ain’t a boy, I’m a real man
I don’t want what your selling
I don’t handle a pan
Maybe You should join Only fans
[Chorus]
Drizzle drizzle
Drizzle drizzle
Bich (what?)
Drizzle drizzle
Drizzle drizzle
Bich (what?)
I’m a soft guy
I’m a soft guy (bich)
I’m a soft guy
You made me soft guy (bich)
[verse 2]
I’ll find a new mommy
It’s my turn to be free
I need a good woman
That’ll take care of me
I don’t want to pay bills
I’m tired of working
Won’t you be my bread winner
So I can keep shirking
(Drizzle Drizzle)
Everyday I’ll repose
Learn how to cook and clean
Embrace some new hobbies
Start my day at the beach
I’m on the market ladies
And I’m ready to please
I’ll take care of that booty
I’ll take care of your needs
[chorus]
Drizzle drizzle
Drizzle drizzle
Bich (what?)
Drizzle drizzle
Drizzle drizzle
Bich (what?)
I’m a soft guy
I’m a soft guy (bich)
I’m a soft guy
You made me soft guy (bich)
[verse 3]
fought hard for equal rights
Put yourselves through college
Beat the stereotypes
But what problem you solvin?
I just want to kick back
while you earn and succeed
You blame men when life sucks
well good luck being me
(Drizzle drizzle)
being a man ain’t great
no one cares about us
if you want to relate
just ask your dad what’s up
We are the first to go die
And the first you forget
and many suicide
or live a life they regret
[Chorus]
Drizzle drizzle
Drizzle drizzle
Bich (what?)
Drizzle drizzle
Drizzle drizzle
Bich (what?)
I’m a soft guy
I’m a soft guy (bich)
I’m a soft guy
You made me soft guy (bich)
[outro]
Don’t you have a mother
What does your father do?
How do you run for covers
With random men you choose
This ho ass living
Ain’t paying your dues
How bout you settle down
Before a man settles you