Please don’t, You’re gonna wake up to his voice at 5AM being cranky asf and half asleep for every single day. Soon you’re gonna get sick of him yelling at you to GET THE FUCK UP Serve him justice, don’t do this to him😢
@@absolutely1nothing Have you heard his JP dub, tho? His voice are so soft in that voiceline. I'm also searching for the voice clip for an alarm, although I usually haven't asleep yet when my alarm go off
@@rainandme. Well then, it’s like 4AM and your sleep deprived self just randomly hear his voice while being cranky asf for every day. But i do agree, yes i love that.
heizou sounds like the professional date planner wanderer talks about destroying the capital of inazuma at a abandoned asylum Y’ALL I JUST PULLED XIAO BELOW 75 PITY
I got him at 37 pity, more the luck cus it's my second acc, if it were my main, i would cry because i have too much anemo, plus i have a perfect composed team so he will get stuck in my invetory like ayato.
I got him at 70 on his banner before the last Got jean this time And I'm not even gonna lie my brother got Mona on his FIRST EVER pull 😭 and HE GOT 4 SCARAS + HIS WEAPON AND HES ONLY SPENT LIKE 30 BUCKS ON THAT GAME
Imagine being on the verge of death and you hear from across the battlefield “WORTHLESS AS EXPECTED!” 👁️👄👁️ Edit: excuse me why do people like this? Nah, 1.6k? Y’all crazy 2.1k y’all giving me a heart attack
I'm assuming with downward motion or too much of head movement would pull it backwards due to the backweight with those things on it. So he holds it to prevent its falling.
You haven't worn a big hat before, haven't you? The slightest gust of wind can make it fly away. You HAVE to grab your hat like that instinctively. I don't see any straps on his hat, so he is a pro at not losing it.
i genuinely think they released heizou as the first male catalyst user to test the waters before rolling out wanderer😭 both suit catalyst well and are good in a little different ways BUT the similarities are so glaring
Wanderer "Rise and shine Sleepy head, the sun's already in your eyes 😁 *Grabs a bucket of ice water* "Don't tell me you actually thought I'd wake you up like that 😈"
There are people like Heizou and Kazuha who can treat me right and better than anyone else, but why do my knees only bows to Wanderer who only knows how to insult me?💀
with all due respect, hes neither sadistic nor an asshole, do you even read the quests? or like, pay any attention to them? he is pretty rude tho, but it's hilarious and he deserves to get a pass, so 🤷 if ur opinion of him is truly that bad u should at least read his teapot lines, his true personality really shines there. but u probably dont really care. godspeed
Heizou : treats lumine like a princess Wandrer : *STEPS ON HER* Edit : guys ik that aether is more "canon" to you but i like the lumine ships more so please stop arguing in the comment
Heizou is the ara ara version of Asian mom. gentle and soft spoken, yet very strict in a discreet way. Wanderer is the Asian mom who'll always compared you with the imaginary cousins or people that you know didn't exist, yet their mind games was too strong for you to know any better. he will cut fruits for you as love gesture while calling you fat :)
Scaramouche reminds me of Kokichi. You can't say they don't look similar, short??? Goofy haircut?? Gremlins?? Purple grape looking ass hair?? And there's the "good morning, sleepyhead!" And the "rise and shine, sleepyhead" Naw but Scaramouche is hotte-
It's like the grumpy and violent street cat that only comes to you for food. Stays away from you when you try to approach it. But if it gives you the smallest bit of affection, you feel you are in cloud nine.
Heizou my beloved. He is truly one of a kind with his gorgeous and beautiful design and personality. So kind yet so cheeky, he would be flirtatious and caring to you. Heizou can make you feel love, like a flower bloomed in the middle of spring, or a warm fuzzy blanket around your body, making you feel safe. He would be the type of person to play with your hair, and proceed to shower you with love kisses and compliments. The only thing Heizou would want from you is your happiness and joy from the love he provides with all his heart. Scaramouche I've got nothing to say about him sorry
Heizou may sound like he’s constantly flirting…but have you HEARD KAEYA??? 😭😭 his voice is literally calligraphy- love my number 1 Genshin husbando Also, scara’s lines kill me 😂
Heizou sounds like he would take you walk on the beach in the middle of the night while Scara would constantly steal your stuff without asking and eat the food you were saving in the fridge ❤️
thats why sucrose>>>>>
The Anemo Catalyst Characters Are Pretty Similar Yet So Different At The Same Time 😭😭
#1 Scaramouche/Wanderer/Kunikuzushi/Kabukimono/Balladeer simp ™>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Facts sucrose #1 😌
YOU- YOU GET ME! SUCROSE SUPREMACY
SUCROSE SUPREMACY
Scara: graceful floating
Heizou: *catch these hands*
I thought it said catch cheese hands for a second 😭
@@NadiaRibbons3393Ah yes, my favorite Genshin element, cheese
@@somerandomartisthere that's the traveler's true element, I can feel it..
@@totallynotvolohahaImagine we get a cut scene like "My secret element was.... *C h e e s e* ."
CHUUYAAAAA
Why does heizou constantly sound like he wants to go on a date with everyone??? 🗿🗿🗿
yes
yes
how many ladies has he tricked with this
Yes
chaotic bisexual energy
Heizou: You look nice today!♥️
Wanderer: You look like shit but okay.🗿
Lol
Edit:I really don’t know what to say-
I love how they rhyme with each other
@@yigitylmaz3609 omg I just noticed that 👌
The rhyme was the point no?
How did people not see that right away lol
100% true
Heizo : " C'mon wake up buddy. Did you have enough sleep?
Wanderer : *Slaps you in the face* WAKE UP RAT.
I can see this LMAO sjdbskdbekfbekbfksbd
Morning sunshine eheh
@@Venti._.Barbato tjat was one of my favorite moments
Heizou: "OMG are you okay?"
Wanderer: "WEAK! Walk it off"
He says as both of your legs were cut off
Wanderer just like my PE teacher fr fr
Meanwhile, Scara's flying
@@xartemisstarsx It's merely a flesh wound!
😂😂😂
Sherlock Holmes: "woah there watch it 😟"
The ballerina: "Wothless as expected 👺🗿"
That's...
the PERFECT name for Wanderer. Give me one moment, I've got something to do 🤭
omg is it like „ballerina“ from „balladeer“ cause that’s hilarious
@@greybey4385 Cyno🤨?
@@monokuma6659 Are you trying to make him feel despair by naming him "Ballerina"? 💀
The Baller
Heizou: "Goodmorning darling, i made you breakfast!"
Wanderer: "WAKE THE FUCK UP WE HAVE MOMS TO KILL"
I WANNA COME WITH!!!
IM COMING😅😂
HEY HEY WAIT FOR ME
DON’T LEAVE ME!!
IM COmING
Wanderer's good morning voice line is my alarm💀
WHAHAHA good idea tbh
Please don’t, You’re gonna wake up to his voice at 5AM being cranky asf and half asleep for every single day. Soon you’re gonna get sick of him yelling at you to GET THE FUCK UP
Serve him justice, don’t do this to him😢
@@absolutely1nothing Have you heard his JP dub, tho? His voice are so soft in that voiceline. I'm also searching for the voice clip for an alarm, although I usually haven't asleep yet when my alarm go off
@@rainandme. Well then, it’s like 4AM and your sleep deprived self just randomly hear his voice while being cranky asf for every day. But i do agree, yes i love that.
i should do this with Heizous
heizou : flirty cat
scara : spicy cat
haha turn scaracoochie into spicy noodles
IM RENAMING HIM TO SPICY CAT THANKS- LMAO 😭
Heizo: purr purr
Wander: hiss and scratches
@@zeroizanagi
scarymoose
Flirty cat ❤
“Awh, It’s alright, I’ll help you out!”
“Bother me again and I’ll kill you.”
heizou sounds like the professional date planner
wanderer talks about destroying the capital of inazuma at a abandoned asylum
Y’ALL I JUST PULLED XIAO BELOW 75 PITY
I got him at 37 pity, more the luck cus it's my second acc, if it were my main, i would cry because i have too much anemo, plus i have a perfect composed team so he will get stuck in my invetory like ayato.
I got him at 70 on his banner before the last
Got jean this time
And I'm not even gonna lie my brother got Mona on his FIRST EVER pull 😭 and HE GOT 4 SCARAS + HIS WEAPON
AND HES ONLY SPENT LIKE 30 BUCKS ON THAT GAME
I lost 50/50 at 90 pity 🕺
it was 19 pity btw
this is completely off topic. but i got hu tao on 0 pity IN A SINGLE 10 PULL.
My favourite line from wanderer is his maniac laughter at low hp
yes!
JP dub?
@@ThatOneGanyuMain yep
WAITWNATWHERE DO I HEAR THIS
@@BASIL_OMORI_IRL search "Wanderer laughs when he's hurt" on youtube, uploaded by binsu
Heizo: "hey, wake up ~" as he gently shakes your shoulders
Wander: "AWAKEN!!" as he stomps his foot in your face
LMAO THIS MADE ME CACKLE😭
I would be like “step on me da-“ JK- i just came up with that lmfao
@@Denininiii😨😱⁉️
Lol 😂❤
@@Denininiii I would tell him to step on me😋
Why do I imagine Wanderer walks into our room and hits us with a pillow and then leaves
Because he would , like me 😊
Nah, he'll enter our room and dump a bucket of ice cold water on you then leave
@@zeroizanagi even better 😭 ( i would do that too)
He would strangle you with a pillow and leave without saying a word. And he would keep a blank face doing as well
Now I can see that
Heizou is when I act without the boys.
Wanderer is how I act with the boys.
Heinous is how I act with most people
Wanderer is how I act with my homies
Imagine being on the verge of death and you hear from across the battlefield “WORTHLESS AS EXPECTED!” 👁️👄👁️
Edit: excuse me why do people like this?
Nah, 1.6k? Y’all crazy
2.1k y’all giving me a heart attack
💀💀💀
💀💀
💀💀💀
i think some people would rise from the dead or from the brink of death just to prove him wrong
@@crying_over_novels2136 I would
Female catalyst: wizardry, spell casting and tossing elements
Male catalyst: elemental martial arts
just like rock lee fr
Dont forget yanfei playing volleyball 😂
"Worthless as expected" always gets me every time I play him 💀
"WORTHLESS AS EXPECTED"
**dies**
"Ha, loser"
scara birthday voiceline kills me everytime 🥺🥺
Me too
heizou: “wow you look dazzling today!”
scaramouche: *unfazed “you look like if a cat got run over by a car.”
but he IS the cat. scarakitten
Heizou: “Time for another adventure full of mysteries!”
Wanderer: “Get in loser, we’re going killing!”
Not the Regina George reference! I bet you Wanderer would be Regina.🌚
@@azulbandala2910 100% guarantee that. Except his groups would be “The Mechanics” or “The Puppets” 🤣 😜
And this is why Heizou is my second favorite husbando in Genshin
Second?!
whos in first
@@Hello_child Venti, my beloved
@@Lady_ETHNE Nice
you do you
personally I dont really like venti but thats my opinion
Hey....we both r so sameee.........
#venti for the win
#heizou main since beginning
#scaramouche main now 😂😂😂😂
@@srushtipande2903 YES!! I am an Anemo boi lover
heizou : “good morning gorgeous ~” *he taps your shoulder.*
scara/wanderer : “WAKE UP YOU RLLY THINK IM GONNA WAKE YOU UP CHARMINGLY ??”
why does scara always tip his hat like a fedora 😭😭
I'm assuming with downward motion or too much of head movement would pull it backwards due to the backweight with those things on it. So he holds it to prevent its falling.
You haven't worn a big hat before, haven't you?
The slightest gust of wind can make it fly away. You HAVE to grab your hat like that instinctively. I don't see any straps on his hat, so he is a pro at not losing it.
Because he is saying Mi'lady to Nahida because she is his mom
That thing is glued onto his head lmao
One word...... _STYLE_ ❤❣
"Worthless as expected"
One of my fav lines jsjsjsjsjjsks
Heizou: your boyfriend when you started dating
Scara: when he is your 10 year husband
AHAHAHA SO TRUE
NAH WHY IS THIS TRUE 😭🏃🏻♀️
FR
i dont think your husband should be constantly degrading you 😰😰😰
STOP That's true though 😭😭
Heizou is like the person you actually like, and scara is like the person you wanna annoy
@・Scaramouche・ I mean you are scaramouche so that's to be expected
I’d want to worship scara 🤨
I feel I would argue with Scara and try to annoy him sometimes, but knowing myself I’d also have a soft spot for him.
@@alexaisintheinternet157 Same
Please, he's the person I'd watch the world burn with
If Heizou is the Sun, Wanderer is the Moon
Heizo: wholesome
Wanderer: insults anytime he can
😂😂😂😂
Heizou is adorable
Scaramouche is motherless
And they're both short
*Motherless* Damn 💀
You can't be successful in life without a mother! 😤
no
they are like twins but with opposite personality 💀
Same old typical sibling thing 😂😂😂
i swear, wanderer is that tiny voice in my head that keeps me from being an utter failure while also turning me into an utter failure simultaneously
i genuinely think they released heizou as the first male catalyst user to test the waters before rolling out wanderer😭 both suit catalyst well and are good in a little different ways BUT the similarities are so glaring
Wanderer "Rise and shine Sleepy head, the sun's already in your eyes 😁
*Grabs a bucket of ice water*
"Don't tell me you actually thought I'd wake you up like that 😈"
that's just canon 😭
There are people like Heizou and Kazuha who can treat me right and better than anyone else, but why do my knees only bows to Wanderer who only knows how to insult me?💀
UR SO REAL FOR THIS
Cuz he's unique 💀🤌
Don’t know why 😂 that’s something you need to figure why your picking the guy with the MOST red flags 😂
@@Black_Frost212 He is just unique 😩🚩
@@Winter.Dragon yeah have fun with all those mommy issues 🤣 I honestly couldn’t never stand wanderer like at all
HEIZOU IS THE SWEETEST BUT HES ALSO SUCH A LITTLE _FLIRT_ I LOVE IT
WHY ARE ALL MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS LITTLE FLIRTS
THEIR YAE,ALBEDO, AND HEIZOU
THEN MARK FROM HOOKY
AND THEN LEN KAGAMINE!?
Heizou being flirty just completes everything
OH MY DID U HAVE A NIGHTMARE!!!
yes.
WHAT WAS IT ABOUT!?
scaramouche/wonderer waking me up
Ok but Heizou's birthday art is stuck in my head💀
Same 💀
Same 💀
Same 💀
Heizou: pretty sweet chill dude
Wanderer: still an unbelievably rude, sadistic asshole, just with more drip than before
I like the sassy boy i don't know, being insulted by an anime character is funny
with all due respect, hes neither sadistic nor an asshole, do you even read the quests? or like, pay any attention to them? he is pretty rude tho, but it's hilarious and he deserves to get a pass, so 🤷 if ur opinion of him is truly that bad u should at least read his teapot lines, his true personality really shines there. but u probably dont really care. godspeed
Underrated comment
awww my poor sweet meow mewo got called rude this is sosad hes just blunt and learned from the worst
@@lemonfan567 Aww did they hurt your wittwe feewings 🥺🥺
Heizou : treats lumine like a princess
Wandrer : *STEPS ON HER*
Edit : guys ik that aether is more "canon" to you but i like the lumine ships more so please stop arguing in the comment
I take both
and aether, he bully both twins
@@postystan and that floating thing next to them-
@@Bianntoimasu how dare you call paimon a thing, she is my precious emergency food
@@Bianntoimasu emergency food?
the "worthless as expected" is always so funny to me
Heizou treat you gently
Scara treat you *SHIT-ly*
“Worthless as expected”
THANK YOU
Why do I love when Scaramouche talks to us like this 😭
WHAHAHAA SAME😭
PROB BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY 💀
Because you are gay 😅
Simp 😏
Simp
I DIDNT KNOW HEIZOUS WAS SO NICE?! BRO. he’s gonna be my comfort character now no cap
already my comfort character from the day his name was even mentioned
Samee he’s already my fave character with Yelan and Lumine ❤
The real difference.
Wanderer: Violence with his speech.
Heizou: Violence with his fits.
fr
Nah, Wanderer is violent with both. My boy bodied those Fatui in his trailer for looking at him wrong.
@@yewwizz but got bodied by traveller even when he was a god for 8 minutes lmao
@@uzitheyapper traveller tax
@@yewwizz i dont think thats a thing but okay..
SCARA’S BIRTHDAY VOICE-LINE THOUGH
I LOVE THE SAS OF WANDERER, EVERYONE DOES
Heizou: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!
Wanderer: I don't even know who you are.
HAHAHAHA THE MARVEL REFERENCE IS KILLING ME
You don't even know who i am
Heizou is the ara ara version of Asian mom. gentle and soft spoken, yet very strict in a discreet way.
Wanderer is the Asian mom who'll always compared you with the imaginary cousins or people that you know didn't exist, yet their mind games was too strong for you to know any better. he will cut fruits for you as love gesture while calling you fat :)
this. this one wins
The mvp of the comment section right here 👏
pin this- RIGHT NOW- THIS WINS FOR ALL TIME COMMENTS
One guy is all about justice, the other is all about crime
Damn bro Kazuha fr has a type 😭😭
the fact that they’re both my favorite characters LMAO
It’s not worthless as expected it’s: *ALALA HENA CHOKUME*
No it’s HENA CHOCO MILK
I just want my chocolate milk
@@ClementineFrances-pm3kf lmao
NAAUR 😭😭😭😭
@@Syia973 nahida? What are you doing here??
wanderer is now my favourite anemo in the game 💀💀 hes amazing with attitude
Difference: Heizou sounds like he wants to date us, Wanderer sounds like her wants to drown us
i love both
Agression
And
Care
Heizou:being friendly
Scaramouche:friend but enemy
And this is why I love Scara ❤
Heizou saying to aether that he looks like a dreamy Prince LMAOOO
Scaramouche reminds me of Kokichi. You can't say they don't look similar, short??? Goofy haircut?? Gremlins?? Purple grape looking ass hair?? And there's the "good morning, sleepyhead!" And the "rise and shine, sleepyhead"
Naw but Scaramouche is hotte-
IKR
Venti+Scaramouche= pregame and ingame Kokichi
Thanks.
I thought I was the only one 😩✋🏻
Wanderer's good morning is how I shall wake my brother up from now on.
Scara's voice lines are works of art.
Wanderer : "WORTHLESS AS EXPECTED"
Xiao : ...Hmph. *almost smiles*
I love Scara. He's adorable when he's angry. Which is all the time :3
It's like the grumpy and violent street cat that only comes to you for food. Stays away from you when you try to approach it. But if it gives you the smallest bit of affection, you feel you are in cloud nine.
Heizou: Magical Punch
Hilicurl: But that's the Kick
Heizou: That's what makes it magical 😂
Underrated lol
The difference is that Heizou is trying to Rizz you up and Scara wants you dead lmao
So fun to turn heizou into Nastu dragneel using Thoma's burst lol
man's got a bowl cut and has more simps than I ever will
It's the short king personality man
And this is why Scara is my first favorite evil emo short boi and Heizou is my second❤
Wanderer has mommy issues
Heizou searched Teyvat for a mommy
ngl what I thought was like the same as yours💀
Heizou : “You didnt have a nightmare did you?”
Also Heizou : being sus with travler💀💀💀💀💀
the difference between them is Heizou's birthday art, traveler's happy birthday line and chest opening line
Heizou my beloved. He is truly one of a kind with his gorgeous and beautiful design and personality. So kind yet so cheeky, he would be flirtatious and caring to you. Heizou can make you feel love, like a flower bloomed in the middle of spring, or a warm fuzzy blanket around your body, making you feel safe. He would be the type of person to play with your hair, and proceed to shower you with love kisses and compliments. The only thing Heizou would want from you is your happiness and joy from the love he provides with all his heart.
Scaramouche
I've got nothing to say about him sorry
Awwww
😊 he is the best
FAX
Are we the same person orr
You just offended the scaranathion community
@@saffiari you can hear the drums over the hills, they’re on the way 😰
One is my husband, the other is my lil' brat
Agreed 💯👍
You’re right, Heizou is a brat.
AND THATS WHY I LOVE SCARAMOUCHE🩷
Heizou: Good morning!
Wanderer: RISE AND SHINE LITTLE TRASH HEAD!
LMFAO, This is why Wanderer better also tell me goodnight too🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heizou may sound like he’s constantly flirting…but have you HEARD KAEYA??? 😭😭 his voice is literally calligraphy- love my number 1 Genshin husbando
Also, scara’s lines kill me 😂
Wanderer' JP dub is cute tho 🥺 "okite. Mou asa dayo" 😘
Hoshii nara kimi ni yaru yo〜 🥰
Heizou sounds like he would take you walk on the beach in the middle of the night while Scara would constantly steal your stuff without asking and eat the food you were saving in the fridge ❤️
Heizo will take you on a walk on the beach.
Wander will kick you into the water
not me replying to every line of scarra every time cause we have same personalities
I now want to know the replies. Sounds fun.
Wanderer is awesome. I love how he can be rude cuz that shows how close he is.
One is my main dps and who i luv,and one is uh who I’m simping
We both are sweet! Except the new wanderer when he got his memory back :b
I feel like heizou would be our friend while wanderer would be our BEST FRIEND to be talking to us like that😂😂
That is why i love Wanderer/Scaramouche
At low hp
Xiao: weak
One insults or talks to you the most passive-aggressive way and is a 5 star
The other is just being nice and is a 4 star
This is why heizou is at my top favs.
’’Worthless as I exppected’’
killed me😂
Heizou's coworkers all think heizou could beat up things just as well with or without a vision, he denies it
Wanderer if he were one of the bois: “I know five fat guys and you’re 4 of them”.
Technically he did wake us up like that. Then just debuted it as a joke ;)
This is why i love wanderer
Thats why I love Scaramouche/Wanderer
DAMN 😭 The way I thought he was finally a nice character
And this is why Wanderer is my favourite character, I love criticism
Help I cant stop blushing from hearing heizou