“A snake just bit my d!ck!” “Was it poisonous?” “Yeah I’ma need you to suck the poison out.” Don’t worry, if its poisonous means you need to bite it. He’s thinking of venom.
Correction! The devil deceived Eve into eating the forbidden fruit, so there for its the devils fault since the Lord intended on painless child birth, until Adam and Eve were deceived, the punishment was death. JOHN 3:16 KJV
0:17 when i was 9 years old, i was 25. i had to walk 20 miles to school. uphill. both ways. gravity wasnt invented yet. On one foot. my other foot was starting a bussines
The one where the spinners having a conversation with his wife when he said then if a big man comes up and starts flirting with me then I expect you to go and fight him and that's when she said that I just turned into a freaking panther
The second joke about the pressing charges on children, they forgot to take into account, once the kid father becomes 18+, they are responsible for them selves, so if a mother died at childbirth, you could consider it the mother committing die, and the father being an accomplice.
I was a son of the master chief when I was born so I was not a kid I was a cyborg oh and I had to pick stuff up with my feet not my hands and I walked on my hands not my feet
“This is because the majority of babies are sexist and hate women”
This had me rolling on the floor 💀
#stewy
Based
2:21 well the escalated quickly 😂
The street cat conversation really made me almost throw up my heart from laughter
"when I was a child,I was a kid,what abt you what were you?"
It killed me 💀💀💀💀
Well how is the eagle?
Horny.
This killed me lol
Oi GET BACK TO HOGWORTS
2:06 bro learned how to use Altissimo with his voice
bro at the end was HONEST
the uncle Jack got me lmao
That's why their dad's left for milk🤷♂️
1:46 That sounds like Pyro from TF2.
“A snake just bit my d!ck!”
“Was it poisonous?”
“Yeah I’ma need you to suck the poison out.”
Don’t worry, if its poisonous means you need to bite it. He’s thinking of venom.
The venom of the snake is poisonous :|
"It's Gods fault" 😁😅🤣😁🤣😂
Shut up
Correction! The devil deceived Eve into eating the forbidden fruit, so there for its the devils fault since the Lord intended on painless child birth, until Adam and Eve were deceived, the punishment was death.
JOHN 3:16 KJV
No, it's mother's fault.
@@MrAGgamingYT NO! ITS YOUR FAULT!! 😆
John 3:16
1:08
Weird, my first word was unlimited
Bro holds stuff with my hands…BOOMER🎉
0:17 No, I was your mother when I was a child
I saw the actual clip of the fast reading one before I watched this video, it was hilarious
My first word at 4 being diplodocus: *Gigachad*
0:17 when i was 9 years old, i was 25. i had to walk 20 miles to school. uphill. both ways. gravity wasnt invented yet. On one foot. my other foot was starting a bussines
I am cheese
Cheese is in school
Cheese needs a laugh
What does the milk say when taking a photo with a friend?
@@deputyrook6232 cheese says what
"say @@cheese_chez "
@@deputyrook6232 :D cheese likes much thank
@@cheese_chez ruclips.net/video/79DijItQXMM/видео.html
BRO SAID "I WOULD CHEW YOUR MEAT"
THAT IS EXTREMELY SUS.💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️
2:26 got me 😂😂😂
The one where the spinners having a conversation with his wife when he said then if a big man comes up and starts flirting with me then I expect you to go and fight him and that's when she said that I just turned into a freaking panther
4:04 guy sounded like he had a seizure
the fast reader is so much funier with the video footage...
Bruh I saw all of these on Quora yesterday
Not only did I hear asqueeze bottle but I heard a squeeze bottle if the bottle itself could voice crack 2:10
"If I can make it so can you" hah i don't know anymore
When I fell asleep I woke up
Man I fzcking love this guy
the last one doe
Who knows what the song he is using at the end/outro is called?
I wanna know
too
The second joke about the pressing charges on children, they forgot to take into account, once the kid father becomes 18+, they are responsible for them selves, so if a mother died at childbirth, you could consider it the mother committing die, and the father being an accomplice.
"i will chew your meat" 💀
Ikr
i checked and aperently the train fact was real
aparently you checked?
so you dont even know whether you checked?
@@homelikebrick42 i didnt mean to say apperently therei ment apperently the train fact was real sorry
@@homelikebrick42 you play spider heck?
@@homelikebrick42 we could play some time if u want
my first word when I was a baby was taxi.
how the dog doin'? crazy
On a camping trip someone took a piss and pissed on a snake and got bit that’s why we don’t suck the venom out of snake bites
You know my first word was NO
it's gods fault 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If it has milk in it, it goes in the fridge.. Otherwise, its on the shelf.
Well if the snake that bit you was poisonous then you'll be fine but if its venomous then you should start worrying
legend
whats the song name played on the outro ?
If someone says they have never been sexist they are lying
Avenue Q be like
Good vid
I wish I can like this via 5 times
So what is the right answer is it I don't knew or I don't knowing
I do not have the knowing of the knew
I was a son of the master chief when I was born so I was not a kid I was a cyborg oh and I had to pick stuff up with my feet not my hands and I walked on my hands not my feet
really it was taxi
0:15 so inspiring
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I just put my head on the keyboard
Hilarious
Bro why babies
Game name please
2:20
i was a monkey
STARTTT
Lol
hi
Am the fastest reader in the world
Hello
i hart this
startt
2nd
Lol