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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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This video is made for entertainment purpose only , it doesn't mean to hurt any.
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"it's not a tiny dick, it's an above average size cylinder" this made my day.
I haven’t laughed that hard at a meme in a long time.
I see you like martincitopants
"Also doing jumping jacks may cause harm to two other objects attached at the base of the cylinder"
tank
It's a cylinder.
It’s a cylinder.
It is indeed a cylinder.
The object in question is indeed a cylindrical prism.
@@santa_with_a_gun Indeed, the object in question is indeed a cylindrical prism.
It’s a cylinder.
"It's a cylinder"
It's an "Above average-sized cylinder" XD
💀
@@JohnMoore-ev9no what do you mean its huge
@@bruhitsdoop XD
@@bruhitsdoop Hate to break it to ya.... buuuut 5 inches? That's mid 😬
12:06 showed this to my father and had him crack up with laughter. Literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
What’s so funny about a cylinder stuck in a tube? I see nothing wrong with his situation, especially in a comedic manner.
Cylinders are not to be laughed at.
"It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed" 🤣🤣🤣
I saw it elsewhere and cracked up the moment it started scrolling with the Star Wars music.
“It’s not tiny it’s an above average-sized cylinder”
2:18 I like to imagine that he had to watch each movie in its entirety at normal speed unlike us, just to add to the suffering
Now that's just epic
(Slow down the video by a couple magnitudes and you’ve got a nice little catalogue of movies to watch)
@@theplaguedoctor142 increase FPS too
The original video is called Everytime Greg gets hit an animated movie plays in 1 second.
@@darkgalactic666 link?
0:29 as a TF2 player, I can confirm this is true.
*explodes*
WHICH TF2
@@deserting8710 the TF2 2 obviously 🗿
@@deserting8710 the goofy ahh one
What’s the name of the song of the meme before that tf2 one?
BaskingBall1 is the doom slayer 100%
doom slayer would support police brutality
9:54 I went from laughing my head off to crying my eyes out faster than I ever have before
6:36 The game literally provided autocorrected recommendations. Spider > Spiders, Lion > Lions, Bear > Bears, etc. He was right, but he was an idiot to not notice the games own function.
Still dumb that the game cant still give it to you
name A creature. A. one. singular. and it should recognize both because you get bullshit like this if it doesnt
12:05 Solution would be to use liquid/regular soap, lubricant, skin moisturizer or even dishwasher soap, pour it inbetween the two and slowly rotate the M&M tube until the liquid got in between his cylinder and the tube, he should be able to slowly rotate and pull the M&M tube out.
Only other solution would be to wait it out, usually it shouldn't last more than 4-6 hours. In case it does though, he would have to rush to the emergency room because that could cause permanent tissue damage.
But but but why does the emergency room need to remove an average sozed cylinder? It seems kinda awkward like its just a cylinder. Also what tissue damage? Pretty sure its either made of metal or plastic no tissues here
also why are you so versed in stuck cylinder knowledge?
@@patha318 you give up a few things, chasing a dream...
3:25 I was not expecting that 💀
Unlocked some memories there
@@BLACKIE16491 same
What is it?!? I know I recognize it!
@@christianpasta6193 Kidpix!
I agree with I'm will's statement "It was mid today, however you get a pass due to being the one who posts god tier meme comps"
ye me too
Same
How does this have more likes than the original comment lol
Nice profile pic
Please refer to 13:34
Legends say the cylinder is still stuck to this day
0:17 bro i made myself laugh way too much as soon as i finished reading the question i literally said "....FEAR" 😂
what song is that clip
@@theautonomous fear
@@wetube6513 ... there a rap song named fear... I can't find the original song you were referring to 😭
@@theautonomous Really Slow Motion - Deadwood
8:07 This man dressed like he's someone who fears the old blood
And the other guy looks like he has it
Oxygen starved beast
The other man looks like he’s having an allergic reaction
The suffocating man looks like some bitten part of an apple that turning brown
i need to know what is the name of the guy on the left
1:32 average Payday 2 Vlad heist
11:42 Joel went from killing infected stalkers to child stalkers
it was for ellie to keep her safe during the five year gap between the last of us 1 and 2
Is this real tho?
@@kevintimmer2219totally real, spin-off called the punisher
11:37 but your honor, my client is based af
Absolute hero
1:43, This one still gets me when they all pose to take an image that goes hard af, and then they leave.
Edit: Lol, it's then fallowed by two other memes I love, the 2nd of which is an edit that is probably my favorite of all time, that edit is an experience, the music and the reverb on the mom's voice, it's just priceless, and that whole situation is completely understandable from both of their perspectives as well.
2:37 I love how with the zootopia one the easiest scene to recognize is the DMV scene because its the slowest one...
that last one was golden
no, it stuck.
9:04 that worked so well it made me laugh, it was perfect.
6:18 actually hits close to home.
That spider clip went from being horrific to somehow being so bad no dictionary has words to describe.
the scream i made ...
As an Australian, I like to feel I’m no longer disturbed by spiders as much as I should be.
8:40 ive probably watched that sequence like 50 times now. So smooth, greath remix with one of the best scenes in the franchise
its the original song 💀
It was mid today, however you get a pass due to being the one who posts god tier meme comps
I disagree, I enjoyed this one more than the two last ones combined. But we all have different taste in memes
@Sak yeah, this one wasnt something I would call mid
the floating blimp on water one had me breaking down, hardest ive laughed at these and for something so stupid, that aneurism edging meme is just a weak spot for me
13:34
That trout one made me gag bro 💀
damn
It's a cylinder
11:50 dude is an hero
I thought they stealing but they giving god a present
1:27
Malik and Mom’s Freezer at 1:57 is a work of art. 👏 👏
@@rapidimpulse3842 love is not what it seems piano
2:55 bro that ain't a chicken that is a whole ass dinosaur
0:22 “fear is a tool. When that light hits the sky, it’s not just a call. It’s a warning”
Old VanossGaming sandbox at 5:34
damn the memories at 5:36
3:24 - bout time I saw Kid Pix getting some recognition
8:31 Seen this in the World of Horror, you just need a glass jar to pass the event.
I second I’m Will’s statement regarding it being “mid today, however you get a pass due to being the one who posts god tier meme comps.”
“Breathe in” 🍅
Song at 3:54 is BodyPartz by Luci4
legend
Fucking legend
Can't wait for 'Cylinder II: The tube strikes back'
5:15 dude drew the ultimate bad ending..
Nah e6 is pretty good. At least you can have a working blacklist unlike furaffinity or pixiv.
@@InsanePigeon how about, nothing at all? how did you sink this low to say that e6 isnt the worst ending, oh my god you are lonely.
@@QuisNawar and? Do you have anything of value to add? Or do you really have nothing better to do with your time then to bitch and whine that people are different than you?
I believe the last guy, it is a cylinder
an above-average sized cylinder*
0:01 me dinking the femboy's "milkshake"
hell yeah i was just waiting for another shitpost lol
4.28 this meme is one of the very few memes that makes me laugh every single time.
The family feud one was about one of the few times it’s truly acceptable to slam your chair like that
0:51 aren't pizzas usually garnished with some *Basil*
Ah yes the only thing wrong with that clip is the lack of basil
I fucking love obscure jokes that only 3 persons are gonna get
Eh needed more cheese
no cheese filled crust, 0/10
0:30 this could also be titanfall 2 players considering that a melee hit kills a player instantly
7:11 if this were ACTUAL Family Feud, he would've won.
Because they ding regardless of spelling, or if it's an alternate term.
0:23 another profiless legend
What's the music
that clip is filler
2:30
For a single frame, the FLDSMDFR makes an appearance in his video.
4:36 *sings it* that is one of the best Halo games ever (I play it a ton)
I'm curious what inspired 2:20 because that was a very specific thing to be hit so hard that animated movies flash before your eyes.
9:10 Well, Jerma is pretty much done at this point
8:50 “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”
6:00 he completed the roblox obby
2:00 that's a murderable offense
2:18 this made feel something that shouldn't exist.
That one guy never said to breathe out so I died, thanks
4:27 chicken 💥
we'd like to take a moment to announc💥
all our food keeps blowi💥
00:9 Song is Deadwood by Really Slow Motion
This vid had a good ending
0:01
Me after drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth.
8:10 bro is oxygenated
0:52 "Italy wants your location"
4:57 My favorite one
Ngl, that Doritos PB&J? I rock with that for real.
1:21 the fulton extraction device
The frosted flakes and grilled cheese might be fire. I gotta go to the store
9:16 so is half of Bethesda players getting arrested?
2:20 when your multiple PTSD memories hits :
0:41 hes literally dieing, frogs/toads can't breathe while sitting upright
7:31 I love Call Of Duty memes. I love Joe Biden memes. This is a perfect combination of both 😂
Bro I'm at 0:10 and I'm already dead💀
8:30 HELL nah aint no way radical larry broke out again!
BaskingBall1 is the hero we didnt know we deserved
My favorite part is where this man literally leaked the fast forwarded full movie of the Croods, and many other Disney titles/Pixar
9:43 I exploded in laughter 😂😂😂
3:23 KIDPIX! KIDPIX!
9:42 i NEED this clip NOW
Yo, that cylinder bro lmao
That fucking croods clip 🤣
9:45 Half-life when you set the tick rate to a thousand
That part had me rolling lmao
0:10 average anime fan vs average anonymous enjoyer
THE LAST ONE 💀💀
0:32 no way.. bro licked his lips
Funniest thumbnail that I have seen in a while!
The watermelon pizza was still raw in the center
That chicken is the closest thing we have to a dinosaur
The cylinder was a rolercoaster of emotions, and not a particularly enjoyable one
0:10 damnnnn. He's bouta get involved
10:41 I feel you on that one brother
0:32 he’s about to give you the advice of a lifetime
6:20 bro why is this so accurate..
1:32 "bring out the hydrogen balloons"
9:10 As long as they don’t discover my mine craft concentration camp I’ll be fine
Esta comp. de videos chistosines se sintió como si escapara de la realidad lmao
bots in chess, tic tac toe, rock paper scissors, all the og games fr
1:00 as a wise italian, my words are FUHUHUCK RIGHT OFF
Guys it’s a cylinder