Didn't understand their conversation. What else do people do with it, wave it or waft it or hurl it or something? You say "nice shot", sure, but if it's about the way they swing their racket you say "they're good at swinging their racket", surely?
I think Mark should have walked on the swing challenge. Tim made it clear that multiple definitions of swing applied when the rule was created. I think swinging a racket applies.
@@kcolloran I thought the feint of "wielding" a racket made it clear that he knew his cause was lost. But I think he was banking on some past unsportsmanlike acts on Key's part.
It's taken me a couple of years to finally get my wife to watch Jockeys. In hindsight, sticking it on as a 'distraction' after she was tearing up watching sentimental montages of the Queen all evening was possibly ill advised. The game is still on, but following the "Queen wanking off a frog" discussion, the wife is gone.
I'd argue it is the best possible distraction. Her Majesty had a sense of humour, after all, I am sure she would not have minded being referred to as a 'notorious spinster'. Although I am not sure about the 'wanking off a frog' part.
I feel that whether or not she did wank off a frog (and further, whether it happened before or after the filming of this episode) is info she has taken with her. In short, we'll never know for sure.
That felt like that moment in the concert where it seemlessly flows from the expanded guitar noodle solo intro those familiar chords of Hotel California.
I've watched it, I've had a great time, and now I think it's time to watch it again. It's unconventional, but it's got me wanting to watch NMJ, and this is the episode I've watched the least, so it seems the only logical way to go.
Absolutely delighted to have NMJ back, even if it does mean I’ll be grumbling about swinging surely being the primary verb associated with tennis racquets all day. Thanks lads!
Key was like a magnificent mermaid preening in his green wig. A gentleman of the game indeed. And I didn't mind the swingers talk at all I must say. Welcome back boys, your little penguins btl have missed you no end.🐧🐸❤
Great to have it back, gives me a warm feeling inside. Hard fought game, some memorable moments, but the queen controversy could be front page tomorrow.
Positively surprised that Key actually walked. Usually it's excuses time and staying in. Cheers for being back with another set, really been missing the show
Didn't know it was Tim's birthday today but I looked it up and lo and behold it is! I saw your show in Edinburgh last week, Tim, and I must say, mind it I very much did not. Much birthday love xx🎂
really great to see. must say I didn't mind at all the early debut of not only a joke, but the mentioning of, when you think about it, Key and Horne "going at it." high hopes for this set as I return to my rocks to flap up on, and writhe in wait of next Friday. so good to have the boys back, OVER.
Did anyone else experience some new and confusing feelings when Key and Watto were singing about colourful appendages and Horne started (apparently) undressing...? Oh my!
It never ceases to amaze me how Key continues to choose categories that don't fit his person, often as an opener. Obviously, the Queen isn't a renowned spinster, but neither is Miss Piggy. Not only is she far too young to be considered a spinster, she also ends up marrying Kermit in multiple movies.
would've been interested to see a challenge on james dowdeswell being about 20 letters given that innocent egbunike was 16 letters and he has 15. maybe they could ring him up and find his middle name, might be 5 letters
Unfortunately they apparently have a different brand name in the UK, but in America the joke should definitely be "I went to the store where you can only buy potato chips. You know the one, Lazarus."
That's what I was thinking as another North American below-the-liner (Canadian not American though when you really take a moment to stop and think about it)
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We go again - who do you think will win the set?
All in on Key for this set.
Watson. No more people whose name contain a W
The real winners are the friends we make along the way
watto for the win!!!
I think that Key and Watto benefit from extended plays, so Horne will benefit from the long break and will dominate 🤷🏽♀️
I'd like to see Jamie Murray win a set without swinging his racket, put it that way. Key robbed there for me, excellent challenge.
Ludicrous to not walk on swinging a racket!
Would have loved to see Key press and force Watson to argue that he waggles his racket.
Didn't understand their conversation. What else do people do with it, wave it or waft it or hurl it or something? You say "nice shot", sure, but if it's about the way they swing their racket you say "they're good at swinging their racket", surely?
Game's gone
Swinginggate is the new Hogangate. Very disappointed in Watto there.
I think Mark should have walked on the swing challenge. Tim made it clear that multiple definitions of swing applied when the rule was created. I think swinging a racket applies.
racquet
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racket_(sports_equipment)#Spelling
Absolutely baffled by Watson's insistence that no-one has ever swung a tennis racket. Main thing you do with one of those guys
Key must be the bookies' favourite for this set.
Not in terms of odds but he's just a nice bloke, isn't he?
Very much the housewives choice
As a notorious spinster, no
@@BethanyLowe8773 you have to stop eating your partners if you wanna stop being a spinster
Swinggate 2022 is the reason this episode took 7 months to release
The escalation of Horne's flabbergasted expression after each of Key's sneezes (12:25) is a definite Set highlight so far
I’m a Watto fan, but surely should have walked for Jamie Murray. Shocking behaviour.
Absolutely. One of the clearest walking situations. Of course it's called swinging a tennis racket.
@@kcolloran I thought the feint of "wielding" a racket made it clear that he knew his cause was lost. But I think he was banking on some past unsportsmanlike acts on Key's part.
Arguably, Key sneezing was one of the true highlights in this game and I don't mind it one bit.
Key was robbed. Especially when there is a photo of Jamie Murray playing swingball on the beach
It's taken me a couple of years to finally get my wife to watch Jockeys. In hindsight, sticking it on as a 'distraction' after she was tearing up watching sentimental montages of the Queen all evening was possibly ill advised. The game is still on, but following the "Queen wanking off a frog" discussion, the wife is gone.
I'd argue it is the best possible distraction. Her Majesty had a sense of humour, after all, I am sure she would not have minded being referred to as a 'notorious spinster'. Although I am not sure about the 'wanking off a frog' part.
Amazing play there by Key 😅
I feel that whether or not she did wank off a frog (and further, whether it happened before or after the filming of this episode) is info she has taken with her. In short, we'll never know for sure.
3:27 The captions are very generous to Mark's clapping.
Well the biggest revelation of this game is that Horne's 'woodland' wallpaper covers all four walls of that room. I assumed it was a feature wall!
ah yes, everyone knows that the 5th set is commonly known as the "Green Wig Set." Nice nod to the traditionalists by Key.
Eight minutes into set 5 and Key asks Horne to go swinging with him? Looks like we’re in for a wild set!
Off to a positively raunchy start
Kind of a dangerous suggestion given that the photo right there in shot is of Key with Alex's wife....
Of course you’re swinging a racket, can’t believe key backed down on that one
Tears in my eyes here lads. THE BOYS ARE BACK!
That may just have been some Key sneeze, sorry bout that
“Mert Aksac, the mercurial Turk” gave me goosebumps
That felt like that moment in the concert where it seemlessly flows from the expanded guitar noodle solo intro those familiar chords of Hotel California.
Doesn't he break the first letters of the months rule?! 🤷🏻♂️
@@johnpearson7815 What month starts with M and ends with c?
Don't piss on the carpet, don't piss on the rug...
From an avid member of the below the lines, I dont mind this as a start to set 5 one bit. Absolutely brilliant, chaps
You wouldn't believe the size of the smile on my face when seeing this pop up
I mean Jamie Murray is an absolute confirmed 24/7 swinger.
Key proves what a comedy genius he is, by making sneezing funny. 12:25
I do NOT mind this at all ! Welcome back to three guys who when I think about it I've really missed.
When you really think about it, God I've missed this. Over.
Ditto. Over.
BTL once again. Missed this feeling, can't wait to see how this set goes
Easily the most anticipated premiere on the internet today, good to be back BTL
Less than four minutes into Set 5 and I’ve spat my drink everywhere. Very wet below the line
Spit and mop?
Trying to wank off a frog?
Having binged sets 1-4 in the past couple of weeks I'm chuffed to follow this set live, and I love this phrase, below the line!
Welcome ⭐️❤️
Key and Horne trading firsts is wholesome content, and I don’t mind it actually.
I didn’t know I was a frog wanker before I met my current husband. Every day’s a school day. Thanks for this bios. Much love BTL⭐️❤️
how very dare you!!! What’s for tea wife? 🤣🤣
you weren't a frog walker, you were a wannabee frog wanker
Absolutely don’t mind this at all, would’ve been a terrible day without this
Immediately back on form. This continues to be one of the best things in the world ❤
So much joy from this game. I'd forgotten how much I miss it and how much better it makes my day.
I'm hungover as hell and this couldn't be more welcome
Go on Key, get that W
Same... I feel as if I argued Hulk Hogan's never worn all black last night...
But even that can't dampen the Set 5 excitement!
After a long wait, this is a joy. Thanks gents.
When I think about it, this is a glorious return to friday mid morning procrastination
I've watched it, I've had a great time, and now I think it's time to watch it again. It's unconventional, but it's got me wanting to watch NMJ, and this is the episode I've watched the least, so it seems the only logical way to go.
Watto not walking is outrageous!! Key deserves a W. Also, Key sneezing in Set 4, adorable. Key sneezing in Set 5, hilarious!
A very happy Tim’s birthday to one and all.
Absolutely delighted to have NMJ back, even if it does mean I’ll be grumbling about swinging surely being the primary verb associated with tennis racquets all day. Thanks lads!
It’s here! My body and soul are ready. I’m Jockstrapped in!
Was very much expecting a discussion on whether young master Johnson is yet capable of owning his own Playstation.
Glad to have you back!
I sat there waiting for a vowels challenge.. but I think Key knew it right away and immediately started distracting nonsense and taking part in songs.
@@MB-xw1tu The man knows how to create a good distraction, I'll give him that.
I am SO PLEASED this is back ☺️
Key was like a magnificent mermaid preening in his green wig. A gentleman of the game indeed. And I didn't mind the swingers talk at all I must say. Welcome back boys, your little penguins btl have missed you no end.🐧🐸❤
i think it's a case of 'shriek so loudly your husband thinks something's wrong' for this return
Sorry, I'll close the window next time.
Great to have it back, gives me a warm feeling inside. Hard fought game, some memorable moments, but the queen controversy could be front page tomorrow.
Maybe not a week ago but did wonder this morning
I think Watto should have walked on Jamie Murray. Surely a tennis player swings their racquet 🤔
Positively surprised that Key actually walked. Usually it's excuses time and staying in. Cheers for being back with another set, really been missing the show
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED thank you
Happy Birthday, Tim! 🥳
Didn't know it was Tim's birthday today but I looked it up and lo and behold it is! I saw your show in Edinburgh last week, Tim, and I must say, mind it I very much did not. Much birthday love xx🎂
I am firmly in the Watson camp as far as who I’d like to see triump but Key was done exceptionally dirty. Everyone knows you swing a tennis racket!
They're back and I don't mind it
The boys are back in town! (I love that phrase)
Oh my, what a start to the series! I can't tell if it's the best episode ever or if I've just missed it so so much
Oh how I missed all three of you. Like having 3 fun mates over, and I don't even have to clean up afterwards.
the comeback i've been waiting for!
I've been referring to myself as a proud spinster for years and now...I have regrets.
Frog wanker😂⭐️❤️
Key opening with No more Renowned Spinsters, is everything I was hoping for!
How on earth did nobody think to challenge Lazarus with poem on the wiki page?! It's all over the page! 🤦♀️
I missed that, but of course. What a missed opportunity!
really great to see. must say I didn't mind at all the early debut of not only a joke, but the mentioning of, when you think about it, Key and Horne "going at it." high hopes for this set as I return to my rocks to flap up on, and writhe in wait of next Friday. so good to have the boys back, OVER.
Glad to see NMJ back! No better way to start a Friday morning. I'll just fetch a cuppa before I watch this bad boy
I listen to these every night as I sleep. Keeps the trauma nightmares away. Keeps a smile on my face. Thanks yall. ❤️ from Chicago.
I needed this today
Its says something about me that my favorite show is a zoom meeting...
Welcome back, friends.
Key sneezes like a housecat
So happy NMJ is back!
Absolutely magnificent return ... and return to form. Huzzah!
Did anyone else experience some new and confusing feelings when Key and Watto were singing about colourful appendages and Horne started (apparently) undressing...? Oh my!
Not new, not confusing...
@@BethanyLowe8773 We-hey!
It sure got a bit hot in here
I'm very glad to see the boys are back together again. Sadly I have to work now but will watch later.
Oh wow, they're picking up right where they left off. I had wondered what happened to the mouse.
Someone's hammered me with a chisel and somehow I've ended up back below the line, but do you know what? I don't mind it.
I've swung a racket, I can tell you that.
The boys are back!
IT’S BACK!!!
It never ceases to amaze me how Key continues to choose categories that don't fit his person, often as an opener.
Obviously, the Queen isn't a renowned spinster, but neither is Miss Piggy. Not only is she far too young to be considered a spinster, she also ends up marrying Kermit in multiple movies.
She's called miss to be fair
It's here, and it's perfect
Yesssss! Thank you thank you thank you! It’s been too long 😬👍🏻
This was an unexpected joy in my feed today
Return of the Kings
A very interesting game to start us off, gentlemen, a very interesting game indeed.
Might be heading in for a treat here.
Wow! These guys know what they are doing at this point. Key still playing with a beautiful joy de vive, however. Utterly joyous, thank god it's back!
i found one of key's tomes in a charity shop and bought it, so he has ostensibly contributed to a charity, and deserves the W. bring it home timboy
It's a great lineup for this set.
Getting massive Hogan-gate flashbacks from Horne with the tie around his head
Smart move by Key, deliberately losing to make the other two fools relax, my money is on him to pounce like a bewildered tiger winning the next round
I missed this more than I realised, a very warm welcome back gents
The jockeys are back in town!!!
My heart says Key, my brain says Horne, but my gut says this one is Watto’s.
Here we go
amazing post-defeat transformation from key
Key to start! ♥
Cannot believe Watto got away with Lazarus, who very much has the word poem on his Wikipedia page.
Congrats to the winner of Best Cube 2022: A visit from Watto's dad
i like how i said "fewer" at the exact same time as Horne
tragic for key, a huge Watson win I'll take but not without controversy. Set 5 is, when you think about it, going to be excellent
would've been interested to see a challenge on james dowdeswell being about 20 letters given that innocent egbunike was 16 letters and he has 15. maybe they could ring him up and find his middle name, might be 5 letters
Let's not pretend for even a second that you don't swing a racquet.... that was ludacris!
Unfortunately they apparently have a different brand name in the UK, but in America the joke should definitely be "I went to the store where you can only buy potato chips. You know the one, Lazarus."
That's what I was thinking as another North American below-the-liner (Canadian not American though when you really take a moment to stop and think about it)