It used to be so striking when there was a face edit, I think our collective image of what they look like has morphed into a face that kind of resembles a real person.
@5:23 "Why am I doing this...?" *has a moment of awakening, realizing the self-torture they endure* "It's actually quite good" *dismisses all previous thoughts* The epitome of Cowchop.
This is funny because a coworker of mine that served let me try one like a month or two ago and I was able to date it as soon as I opened it because the skittles that were in it said I had a chance to win an Xbox 360
@@AlternativeImpulse cool little website out there called google. You should try it out. It's too bad you don't carry like a computer around or nothing. That way you could just search google for any answer to a question you might have.
This could have been a perfect opportunity for James to start throwing food in someone's face with opera music sounding in the background, but he knows he can't mess with bald Brett.
We'd actually find out which ones have the candy and specifically only go for those. Even if it meant getting a bad one just for the candy it was worth it.
So I live in Puerto Rico, and I tell you, the MRE’s that were sent after hurricane Maria tasted amazing (to me at least), I remember my family didn’t like them and I just ate like 3 a day when the rations were vast, honestly, now that I’m in college and don’t wanna cook, I’d buy em just to have them ready when I want some instant food
Those Skittles are totally something you could trade in the apocalypse, that or you would open the package and be killed as soon as someone saw them fall out.
I've been serving in the US Army for a couple years now and been watching Cow Chop since the beginning.. Not gonna lie, glad to see that James and Brett enjoyed most of the stuff in MREs. They're actually pretty good out on the field despite how much they smell like an asshole. 😂 You guys should try out MREs from other countries!
I'm gonna be real, mate. My mom worked at Ameriquel when I was young, which they package MREs, and occasionally they'd give a massive box out to their workers, and most of the MREs were actually pretty fuckin good.
If possible MRE's are supposed to be delicious, because it keeps morale higher. It's a bad thing if you got anxious, starving and shell shocked troops, try to eat shit food. Though sometimes you can't really do anything if it tastes like shit, since it is ready to eat meals + they lasts a long time.
My boyfriend is in the army and often talks about the MREs and how the deserts are almost always expired, and that the mexican chicken is his favorite one.
This was a really good video. Lots of gold moments and the perfectly edited screams are the icing on the cake. Nice background music as well! Haven't heard that outro before either.
MREs are actually pretty good. If you warm them up. I remember eating cold MREs, trading M&Ms and drink mixes with my friends to get some PB and chocolate on my marble pound cake.
Man this brings so many memories of basic training. We all watched your last video on a laptop connected to a small tv yesterday hahah. Btw the best mre is meatball marinara. Lots of support from the us army my guy
3:59 When your mom packs you lunch in elementary school and she packs you something a little extra
I love how Brett runs around with his arms in the air. XD
@@thegongoozler3374 the little chuckles kill me everytime as he's running xD
ITS A JACKPOT
Too bad they're expired, like all MRE candy.
Like when your mom throws in a FULL SIZE banana or a pudding cup!
12:55 a member of El Chapo's gang advertising and demonstrating the benefits of cocaine over Starbucks coffee.
You thought the same as me
*This season on Narcos: Mexico*
Haha
I can confirm, cocaine is better than Starbucks coffee
James is all coked up that explains it all
I can't tell when there's an edit to someone's face anymore. Everyone looks like they were painted by Salvador Dali.
Lost In Lucidity best comment by far
It used to be so striking when there was a face edit, I think our collective image of what they look like has morphed into a face that kind of resembles a real person.
When you find out they stopped editing faces for the past year
maybe ur on lsd
@@amalie7154 god I wish
4:00 as a soldier this is exactly the same reaction I get every time I see the skittles poking out
Omfg I've never seen a more true comment, same thing when getting blueberry cobbler
We'd stuff the skittles in our assholes in basic
Ya im sure loser
Local bunker man tests cappuccino dust with Kratos
Max Payne*
@@StylezzXY idk about that one brokowski
@@lemonsqueezms3333 Hawaiian shirt? Max Payne. He's only Kratos because Brett is made of 85% creatine
@@lemonsqueezms3333 hes right Brett looks more like max Payne especially with the Hawaiian shirt
@@SycoMantis yeah y'all got a point
7:57 if it was literally any other person James would have smeared that shit all over their face
if it was Aleks, Definitely
For evidence refer to camping video
I don't usually say this but..... ON GOD
😂fr
14:32 I'm starting to think James actually found someone and is going to get married. Those skills don't just come around
AZB I believe he does have a girlfriend
He has a girlfriend
You can look up James little appearance in an iJustine vlog, and the girl following him with blonde hair is his girlfriend.
He does have a girl friend. Someone caught them in the background of a vlog or livestream of some gaming event.
@@IsaacPurpleguy iJustine's vlog ting
I love the Minecraft music at the beginning
which is it, the song i mean, i cant find it
@@mariahi.mariahaaa cat
Flyy no dude it’s chirp
chirp is the one.
People like to talk shit about Minecraft, but that music still bops.
Petition for James to make his own restaurant "James's Doomsday Diner*
You me Loki's diner? ;)
Jar already did it
Man has mental breakdown while binging with babish cooks for him
😂
James reaction was my exact reaction in Basic to the Skittles in the MRE
Tobias Metz true as fuck everyone wanted one like fucking buzzards to a carcass they swarmed you lol
If only he had beef taco
For real man, getting candy in basic was a literal godsend. You felt absolutely blessed that you could eat skittles in the dirt and attract ants.
Legit would've traded my whole meal for skittles. And blueberry cobbler. That shit was amazing
the cookies were good too, especially the chocolate chip
@5:23 "Why am I doing this...?"
*has a moment of awakening, realizing the self-torture they endure*
"It's actually quite good"
*dismisses all previous thoughts*
The epitome of Cowchop.
Why doesnt California just ban fires like they did straws
We still have straws tho
Because California is 🔥 my guy
Fires do start on there own sometimes btw
@@ohwowwewoo1842 yeah but not if they're illegal
Lost In Lucidity maybe back in the 1800s
Im missing Aron, Joe, Trevor, Aleks and a tent in this video.
oh shit
stfu im here for Cowchop which is james or alex and brett.
@@6rav3yar9 but...not the same without Trevy boi and his big pussi
Alon*
@@tilerdurpen4135 no matter who leaves aslong as James and Aleks stay I'll be happy. There the ogs been watching for ages
Brett's one more Hawaiian shirt away from being some rich family's bodyguard in Brazil
I love you for this comment
12:30 James getting flashbacks to his time at the twizzlers factory.
This is funny because a coworker of mine that served let me try one like a month or two ago and I was able to date it as soon as I opened it because the skittles that were in it said I had a chance to win an Xbox 360
How long can these things last?
@@AlternativeImpulse cool little website out there called google. You should try it out. It's too bad you don't carry like a computer around or nothing. That way you could just search google for any answer to a question you might have.
rieskimo who hurt you lmao
@@rieskimo Send a RUclips link on how to find Google. Please and thank you
Jups years. I’m not sure the exact shelf life, but honestly, I’m the field, you’re just happy to get anything lol
In the army, usually we end up getting stuck with Spinach Fettuccini. Bad things happen when I'm stuck with Spinach Fettuccini
As long as its not the maple pork sausage, I'm fine with it.
@@gotzmadskittlez3406 yeah that one sucks too, and they try to cover it up with that gross ass syrup
it's encouragement for you to kill the enemy
@@nerd_world8919 *Agression Food*
At least it's not the Asian beef strips or maple pork sausage or even beef taco.
As someone in the Army, this is great
Hooah, southwestern beef and black beans
You still a fuzzy?
Youre in the butt bandit brigade aswell buddy?
Thank you for your service dude. :)
I salute you for serving our country.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Bless America
all i want is cow chop back
Same. But everyone is better off this way. It got so toxic at the end.
13:07 Let me see your warface
Lmao the way James acts when he got the skittles is the way we all normally act when we get the skittles in MREs
james' eyes are so unnaturally large its quite scary
so is his dick
Very kawaii
All that instant coffee got to him
Cocaine
u yuh yeah his dick is scary
Why did I even expect him to eat these normally, I should've known better.
Edit: 14:54 Who let him into the cocaine stash again?!! WHO DID IT!?
Same.
4:02 Is the same reaction I get when we get hot chow instead of MREs in the field
James is gonna be so backed up after this.
Especially after that milk powder lol. Not only will he not be able to shit he won't be able to breathe cause he'll be 90% phlegm.
I miss cow chop
That reaction to getting skittles is sooooo accurate😂😂
This could have been a perfect opportunity for James to start throwing food in someone's face with opera music sounding in the background, but he knows he can't mess with bald Brett.
I love MREs. They're actually not bad at all
Every marine’s ears perked up when he said he had a chili mac
Steak Dinner only MRE we care for
James skittles reaction is the same reaction anyone has when they get that in an MRE. Best feeling ever
Nice! Let’s get this out onto a tray
Steve should just dump the cappuccinos on his face from now on
The reaction James had to the apple slices gave me flashbacks to the baby food
Shout out to all my military brothers dying laughing watching this vid 😂
At 13:00 when James starts yelling, all I could think in my head is "LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE"
"They included White People." i wHEEZED
That caught me all the way off guard
Was this Brett’s and James’ thanksgiving meal while the others were gone? I would t be surprised lmao
I wonder how many year of life all cowchop members have shaved off after all this time
Ovaton 101 if they enjoy life they’ll live longer as they don’t have to deal with stress
Every MRE gives 2 more weeks of bullshit tolerance.
I’m in the marine corps and remember loving MRE’s until I had them for days on end watching you eat them make my day thank you
All I learnt from this is that James tongue game is strong....
7:58 James would have spilled spoon if it was Aleks
4:01 When I see a new Cow Chop video 🐮🔪❤️
Edit: 12:58 Me mentally preparing for said video.
that was an incredibly cringy comment
Puppy Running Through Shoe Store that was a incredibly unneeded comment
@@prophetofgrunt2088 arent all comments unneeded?
Puppy Running Through Shoe Store that was a incredibly perceptive comment
@@highcookiess Thank you.
im in the military and we love getting those skittle bars
We'd actually find out which ones have the candy and specifically only go for those. Even if it meant getting a bad one just for the candy it was worth it.
Interesting how RUclips reccomends me this during the California wild fires
So I live in Puerto Rico, and I tell you, the MRE’s that were sent after hurricane Maria tasted amazing (to me at least), I remember my family didn’t like them and I just ate like 3 a day when the rations were vast, honestly, now that I’m in college and don’t wanna cook, I’d buy em just to have them ready when I want some instant food
i'm surprised james actually knew how to eat with his hands
As a corpsman in the navy, I can confirm, MREs are outstanding
MRE's with Name brand candy are actually rare.. So its a HUGE WIN!
12:56 Mafia boss opening a brand new Colombian cocaine batch.
Lol that chili and macaroni is actually pretty good for an MRE
The best.
Really is the best
I can't believe James made me fail No Nut November with only 4 days left...
James has a great smile when he's laughing. No homo.
no homo.
Those Skittles are totally something you could trade in the apocalypse, that or you would open the package and be killed as soon as someone saw them fall out.
Ha during basic getting a brand candy was like the best thing
manatchai sawangwong nah the jalapeño cheese spread or hazelnut chocolate spread was the best shit I’d trade skittles for those any day
I'd trade anything for those cappuccinos
Dude can't believe this was 2 years ago holy shit life is flying bye miss cow chop 😢
they should make a video where James dies from food poisoning
I think th ats every video of James eating anything on camera, they just replace him with a clone each time
I live in CA and come back to watch this every fire season for preparation in the bunker
FEMA distributed those here after Puerto Rico was hit by Hurricane Maria. They’re pretty good.
Matt Bar oh yeah
@Matt Bar you had a best experience over there?
I always love the dichotomy of how everyone looks in the beginning vs the end of a cow chop video
I've been serving in the US Army for a couple years now and been watching Cow Chop since the beginning.. Not gonna lie, glad to see that James and Brett enjoyed most of the stuff in MREs. They're actually pretty good out on the field despite how much they smell like an asshole. 😂 You guys should try out MREs from other countries!
I'm gonna be real, mate. My mom worked at Ameriquel when I was young, which they package MREs, and occasionally they'd give a massive box out to their workers, and most of the MREs were actually pretty fuckin good.
James’ time in the bunker has driven him to a crippling cappuccino addiction
Never seen anyone open the food packages in quite an autistic way
4:00 that’s exactly what every infantryman does when he gets skittles of Reece’s pieces in his MRE
If possible MRE's are supposed to be delicious, because it keeps morale higher.
It's a bad thing if you got anxious, starving and shell shocked troops, try to eat shit food.
Though sometimes you can't really do anything if it tastes like shit, since it is ready to eat meals + they lasts a long time.
When they cut the scream!!!!!😂😂😂😂I fucking died😂😂 12:56
Where’s steve1989 when u need him
Out on a tray
N I C E
That skittles reaction made my day. Amazing.
I see james found the infamous "skittles bar". Very nice. 👌
My boyfriend is in the army and often talks about the MREs and how the deserts are almost always expired, and that the mexican chicken is his favorite one.
Thats similar to what I got in my British Army mess pack back when I did work experience it was a 2002 mess pack
This was a really good video. Lots of gold moments and the perfectly edited screams are the icing on the cake. Nice background music as well! Haven't heard that outro before either.
James at the end looks like he's had way too much cocaine.
I'm half way through the video and I'm questioning myself why do i enjoy this content.
14:32 🤰
MREs are actually pretty good. If you warm them up. I remember eating cold MREs, trading M&Ms and drink mixes with my friends to get some PB and chocolate on my marble pound cake.
They ate like 5 days worth of food 😂😂😂
how james reacted to the skittles is EXACTLY how i felt in basic
James and Brett seem like they popped a bean
Man this brings so many memories of basic training. We all watched your last video on a laptop connected to a small tv yesterday hahah. Btw the best mre is meatball marinara. Lots of support from the us army my guy
50 year old James makes a return
Watching this exactly 1 year later. It hurts :(
14:29 so this is the real Kratos origin story
Cow chop is slowly turning into Brett and James doing random shit and I don’t mind it
14:23 those visuals oh gosh 😳😂
9:03 This just turned into a Pokemon TCG booster pack opening video.
Let's put it on a tray... nice!
This is a underrated channel that deserves a lot more subscribers and views.
I see you Brett, tryna impress the female audience with your godly physique, new hair style, and nice shirt. 😉
3:59 Absolutely excellent. I don't even have to watch the rest of the video anymore.
James is definitely only half joking...
13:02 when your done all your 10kg of cocaine
Riveting Fallout 76 Gameplay guys looks extremely realistic.
In the Marine Corps, and I can confirm that is how everyone reacts when they get skittles in MREs.
Am I missing something? When did Brett become Max Payne?
I miss cowchop, AAAHHHH
This reminds of the camping disaster video. LOVING IT
9:17 Was not expecting James to say that 😂😂
Yes MREs are meant for the military lol. Awesome to see civilians taste our food. The reactions are always priceless 😂
James reaction to the Skittles makes me miss this channel so much.