Timestamps 0:00 preview 0:30 spray shaking 3:46 blue spray (spraying the mic and shaking) 5:40 towels on the mic 6:35 metal spray (tapping and spraying) 8:48 white and black towels 9:29 purple spray (shaking and spraying) 11:37 towels on the mic 12:25 silver spray (tapping and spraying)
I see u are a man colture, such quotes like the one u have showed me today are allway a nice way to show ones love for the ancient ways of the prequel memes.
It’s always funny to imagine Fred having a conversation with someone and they ask something like, “What do you do for a living? Are you like a personal trainer, do you work in a steel mill, are you an actor? Since y’know you’re so fit.” and Fred responds with “I make ASMR on RUclips.”
I just can't stop laughing at the thought of when you go to a random foreign barber and they make you sit down and start shaking their sprays and keep spinning round your head without even asking for what type of haircut you want lmao
imagine the neighbor who dont know about asmr and walk by and see that guy recording himself spraying a mic and shaving it ' Honey I think next month we move .. Its not safe here'
i love how he is such a funny dude, like with some of them he is pretending to shoot and his just having a good time. especially when he done that 360 no scope with the skinny purple one
Ya diciendo la verdad este tipo es un genio en el asmr son geniales los sonidos la manera que maneja y usa esos microfonos genial. Me relajo un monton el sonido es relajante
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Fred: **exists**
People: Thor
you mean
Thor: **Exists**
fred: i am thor
Your pfp... It haunts me... That image...
@@whatamidoingwithmylife9355 CATBOY ED SHEERAN, CATBOY ED SHEERAN, CATBOY ED SHEERAN, CATBOY ED SHEERAN
@@vorzych oh god no 😭
Your profile picture haunts me
Thor: “Valkyrie, you’re queen of Asgard now.”
Valkyrie: “What will you do?”
Thor:
This is gold
@@ono9308 l
😂😂 best comment out there
Imao
One might say your name is.... The story of the last of us?
Alternate title : man cleans his microphone very thoroughly
This shit needs more likes
@@poio3111 nah
@@galoonbert4357 yah
@@poio3111 nah
@@samisikdar5417 yah
I am literally convinced that Fred is so jacked because of the effort he puts in on these videos. That's a straight up HIIT session
Jesus when I saw this comment again I just can’t stop laughing again 😂😂😂
0:29 i like how he remembers like ”oh shit, this a fast video we doing”
LOL
AHAHAHAH
Lol
Jajaja solté una carcajada cuando ví esa parte
LMFAOOOO
Avengers: where is thor?
Thor:
So this is what thor was doing after endgame
Kkkkkk
hahahahaha
@@kael_gamer yeah kkk
Thor has decided to do ASMR instead
The skinny purple sprayer was soooooo satisfying to watch and listen to. good job freddie
Oh, so, you're here as well
@@meaty_2853 me as well
bro where the fuck aren't you? lmao
💈💈
I've been cursed by the Drumhead Lady and now I see you on every video
But that HALF THROW OF THE BOTTLE AT 8:24 IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂 Fred you’ve EARNED a new subscriber I’m obsessed with your passion for spraying bottles
XD
That was hilarious, lmao.
JESUS TE AMA MUITO NAO O IGNORE pfv CRISTO É A NOSSA ÚNICA SALVAÇÃO!!VC É UNICO É ESPECIAL!!REPASSE ISTO SE N IGNORA A CRISTO!
@@ketellynobre_subs9468 ❤️❤️🥀
Lo mismo digo yo , Anna H, eres uno de los míos
Thanos: "
i am inevitable"
Thor: "I'm a Barber 👍"
XD
lmao
LOL XD
Lmaoo🤣🤣
Xdddddd
My man is just flexing his spray bottle collection
Im gonna go drop a couple grand on some spray bottles after this
no...not literally...pls learn the meaning ffs
@@thinkingallowed6485 who?
@@thinkingallowed6485 r/wooooshhh
8:22 he was gonna YEET it lmao
🤣
😂
😅
Cringe
Omgoshhhh，lmao
No wonder Fred is so in shape. Dude is doing more exercise than a fitness model with his asmr lol
0:30 when you forget something
Lol
lmao😂😂😂
He dropped that little napkin and kept going
Lmaoooo
😂😂😂
8:23 when its 2 minutes away from closing but someone walks in
XD so funny the cut
I laughed so hard
Kkkkkkkk
I had to skip ahead to see this and it was worth it 😂😂
I laughed way to hard at this
Fred: How soaked do you want to get?
Microphone: Absolutely.
You had the change to say yes
@Furuin oh fuck, im sorry, didnt see you were like 4-5 minutes gone from commenting this,
Fred: Sees spider *Grabs Pesticide" Fred: Asmr opportunity!
Aaa
Я не могу вспомнить о ней
I guess you're my favorite RUclipsr of making a asmr now , you never failed of making me fall asleep
8:23 so this is how Thanos was defeated?
Yeet
bonk
OUCCCHHH!
@@Hawk_Bro sowwy:3
@@familiarstranger9617 you hit me, so like, give me money now
Timestamps
0:00 preview
0:30 spray shaking
3:46 blue spray (spraying the mic and shaking)
5:40 towels on the mic
6:35 metal spray (tapping and spraying)
8:48 white and black towels
9:29 purple spray (shaking and spraying)
11:37 towels on the mic
12:25 silver spray (tapping and spraying)
Thanks 😊
🙏👍
but the video is 30 mins long
Ты кто
@@куртуков no se que dijo per miente
8:22 Fred really over here pitching a whole spray bottle
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
谢谢！
9:30 Looking like some spy on an assassination mission taking out your targets one by one
"Good job Agent 47, now make the extraction."
LOL
1 name comes to my head JFK
P.S. I thought about this because my school went over it (again).
Meet the Spy
Nobody:
Fred when he sees a spray bottle: A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION
HAHAHHAHHA
I’ve been trained in your water arts by count Evian*pulls out 4 spray bottles*
I see u are a man colture, such quotes like the one u have showed me today are allway a nice way to show ones love for the ancient ways of the prequel memes.
@David Müller Ribas De Oliveira likewise Good friend
8:24 legendary move haha😂
8:24 Ame ese momento 🤣❤
To morrendo de rir KKKKKKKK
Everybody gangsta till thor aggressively reveals his spray bottle collection
it... it... its- IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUN
Have you seen his hair?! Bruv he's gotta stay strapped lol
Thor: *Exists*
People: Fred
Ah yes perfection
On Russian it
Тор:*существует*
Люди:Фред
@@fells8266 ???????
@@marvik1274 лол чел некоторые люди учат в школе другие языки вместо английского
@@ЛераИванова-г2ф я понимаю , но здесь это не к чему . Это настолько бесполезный и кринжовый комент , что просто жесть
Doc: "You have 30 mins to live"
Me: "Gotcha."
Doc: "But that is 30 mins and 2 secs."
Me: "Yeah but I'll be asleep before then."
Lol
Классс
@@flipthedip5800 правда лол
ruclips.net/video/_kQlTyL6Tp4/видео.html
@@simoncowell1842 but why
GRANDE THOR 😎
8:23
*ducks
"Bloody hell, careful Fred"
Шутник
oof
I cant tell if you're 43 years old or 11 years old
@@yesnt7298
Both
Ron:*wins chess*
Ron: Period
Hermione: i thought your catch phrase was bloody hell
Ron: same thing
Soon people are going to be telling Chris Hemsworth he looks like Fred instead
Fred is hotter anyway
love how he acts like the water bottles is a gun, hes fr just a big kid
Chris Hemsworth would do the same haha it’s so funny how they look alike and also have a bit of the same personality😂
That's crazy
Gun=Kid XD?
You a hatter bro
@@jujumoney5316 I'm not hating I said I love that shit
The blue spray bottle was so relaxing 3:56
Even his "hello there" sounds like Thor is greeting some aliens🤯
So...uhh about my search history I can explain
It’s Tarzan
DONT LOOK AT MY HISTORY PLZ😳
DONT tell this to the IRS but I have been committing tax evasion😎
Bruh
9:50 i felt that shot
Lol same, I literally closed my eyes for a second
Me: Fred how many barbershop videos will you make?
Fred: Yes
What
Fred: how many barbershop videos will you watch?
@@RollerOfEyes me: yes
@@blackman11izeyou
@Furuin and your friend steve
This is the most aggressively fast but satisfying asmr I've ever watched and that's exactly how Thor would do it fr
0:33
Fred: "AH CRAP, IT FELL UHHHHH, QUICK! PLAN B!"
I'm bald, but came for the tingles
Im deaf, just came to see Thor
@@darthmalicos9973 😂 ... Wait, this was a joke, wasn't it? If not, I'm truly sorry for that.
ah yes, im disabled and enjoy the momentum
@Unika Ngxonono it was funny asf stfu
@@revi7595😂😂
Grande Thor paso de hacer peliculas a hacer Asmr😎, la humildad ante todo
Xd
Jajaja a todos nos afecta la cuarentena
Yo después de salir de cuarentena 👳♂️
se parece pero no es
@@santinievas1232 😐
i love water sounds is sooooooo great (recomended)
8:20
*realizes he ran out of water to spray and goes to throw it before cutting*
Empty bottle go *Y E E T !*
@@Gracovitz props to you you beat me to the yeet joke
nobody:
the barber who has the last client but wants to go to his girlfriend who is alone at home:
Lmao
Les quiero recomendar esta cuenta de ASMR: ruclips.net/video/COGOqwVwvwc/видео.html
Te relaja tanto como él 💕🤗 son mis dos favoritos
Bruh my hair would be soaked
Or boyfriend
I love the passion that he puts in it!
I have to appreciate how he kept that one bit of fotage in (8:23), and without disturbing the calm noises.
I did laugh a lot tho.
8:23 The Best Moment 😂❤
Grv mdr
0:30 **Drops Sheet**
Time to improvise
Hi Fred, this is one of your best videos with a little bit of everything.
I agree
@@gabrygenti2977 me too
Agreed but I really like the rude english --- whatever
King of godzula miris crizi grago far of war the best melhor pq the man os manter
@@biligameplays2973 wtf
0:30 improvisation 10/10
LMAO 😂
@@leonidasneves7972 😐
@@lightzzk_ 😏
@@ThefeirceFlamethrower 😈🥴
9:50 i love this 😂
My man did a whole spin move like a God. Finesse.
@@12XFixer He is the god of thunder...
Thor wick
I got ad right away
IT'S LIKE A GUN SHOT😂
this is incredible Tingles from the very start keep up the awesome work Fred
Agree.! 💯👌👍
Bro looks like Chris Hemsworth ngl 💪💪
Fred: Hello there
Me: the law requires that I must say "General Kenobi"
Ah, yes! The negotiator!
@@Salt_Master_Queue your shorter than I expected
You are a bold one
time to abandon ship
SPRAY BOTTLES. SO UNCIVILIZED
Thor se dio un descanso y conocio el internet y ahora hace ASMR😂🔥❤
xdxd, dejó el fortnite para dedicarse al asmr :v
@@fernandoantoniobasocolopez9804 tanbien la 🍺
Ahora se donde estaba en capitan America civil war
@@Alan-ec3fn man jajajajajajaja 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@fernandoantoniobasocolopez9804 jajajajaja solo fue para el rato el fortnite man😂
11:30 i just notice that Thor can multiply
The endgame got back up frfr
@doctor random thor went really ultra fast
@@carefreemelody yup
He picked up some tricks from Loki!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its always great to have someone take the time to make some nice and fast tho long videos that make me fall asleep every time...
Thanks you 👌
Fred to his microphone: "Are you afraid to get wet?"
Ha I get that reference. Lol
😳
Hehe im the 69 th like
Pirates of the Carabian reference 😂
I'm dirty minded
The People : Is it possible to do ASMR Fitness?
Fred: Hand me the mic.
9:51 Fred Bond: License to Spray
Look that pretty hair 😂
Happy birthday to my brain 😂🤣😂 an awesome gift from Mr Thor
No matter how soothing those videos are, some part of me keeps wondering HOW THIS HELL OF A MIC isn't dead yet.
9:49 IM BOND JAMES BOND
Thor - "i have a hidden talent"
tony stark - What is your talent?
Thor - I dont know its hidden
thor's talent:
Kkkmkk ele tentando jogar o borrifador na parede, eu amo esse asmr❤🌌
0:01= My trigger finger on Call Of Duty
You wish lol
U mean 16:20?
It’s so amazing that no one forgets to water their microphone
Half dead plant in the corner looking at him like 😡
@@mylostwhispers9518 😂😂
0:30 Fred: Awww shit, I gotta improvise!
😂😂
XDD
身体ごっつい人やなぁって、思ってたらめっちゃいい音✨((語彙力皆無
めっちゃ好き💕
It’s always funny to imagine Fred having a conversation with someone and they ask something like, “What do you do for a living? Are you like a personal trainer, do you work in a steel mill, are you an actor? Since y’know you’re so fit.” and Fred responds with “I make ASMR on RUclips.”
Thor lost his job because the movie is done, now he's working now as an ASMRtist
in his channel
He been doin this as a side gig for years now, before the movie series ended lmaooo my boy gets props that's Multi-TaskMaster 😭😭
underrated comment
@@Lyfe164 ñ
@@elkokun4911 Ñ :)
I wonder if that's actually true tho.
8:23 J'adore 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:49 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hola
un grande el Thor el dios del trueno dándonos emocion y ahora relajandonos es un grande 👱⚡
Jajajaja
Ñ :)
Other asmr channels: **put a plastic before sneezing something in the mic**
Fred: we dont do this here
maybe he has one under the pillow for the microphone or what that thing is called. but i like your comment
Exatamente
Sim
@@naruminovalee I know am 3 months late but it's called a pop filter
@@خالدحساممحمدالاشقر okie
8:23 the way he was gonna throw it 💀
i love how he aggressively moves around shaking the sprayers
This man alone eliminates 100% of bacteria
I just can't stop laughing at the thought of when you go to a random foreign barber and they make you sit down and start shaking their sprays and keep spinning round your head without even asking for what type of haircut you want lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
ruclips.net/video/_kQlTyL6Tp4/видео.html
Go to asim barber
The way he was about to throw that bottle killed me😂
8:22 yeet
LMAO
LMAOO
Killya:)
Alternate title: thor does asmr
imagine the neighbor who dont know about asmr and walk by and see that guy recording himself spraying a mic and shaving it ' Honey I think next month we move .. Its not safe here'
Lmao haha
He's doing it so fast and aggressive too 🤣
The neighbourhood just isn’t what it used to be...
Alternate title: Man uses multiple bottles to clean his microphone very quickly
24:45 at this point he just knows we're asleep😂😂
😂
Lmao
That's the best part in my opinion 😂
That’s the perfect speed 😍 got a lot of tingles in that part
かつてこんなに容赦ないスピーディなASMRあっただろうか
最高です👏
This guy: * exists*
Literally everyone: Thor
Lol ikr
lol
É a vida
stolen comment lmfao
@@carlosig1879 shhhh🤫 hhahaha
As soon as he said “hello there” I thought Jesus was talking to me
Ah, yes! The negotiator.
Lol
I must be tripping because I read this as, "As soon as Thor said hello there..." omg 😂😂😂 God Of Thunder ....
This made me loool so much
Blasphemy. Repent.
9:49 damn fred really out here styling on us
why is Thor doing ASMR?
Banana cat lol
I think he got kick from marvel
He needs some money 💵
He lost his hammer
*checks watch after 15 minutes of frantic spraying*
"Look man, are you gonna cut my hair or not?"
Lmaoo
Plot Twist: He did you just fell asleep during it
i love how he is such a funny dude, like with some of them he is pretending to shoot and his just having a good time. especially when he done that 360 no scope with the skinny purple one
9:50 😂
He is not a robot comfirmed
and 8:23 ofc 😂
@@dragonborn6347 LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT I MUSTVE HAD MY EYES CLOSED TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP WHEN TTHST HAPOEBED
9:49 my boy think he's James bond 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
عربي لو لا
He did a perfect shot though after that spin so I am actually impressed
Ya diciendo la verdad este tipo es un genio en el asmr son geniales los sonidos la manera que maneja y usa esos microfonos genial. Me relajo un monton el sonido es relajante
That poor mic cover just got soaked like
💧💧💧
💧🎤💧
💧💧💧
Pop filter
My guy tryna craft a water mic in the comments
@@bighampter311I'm doing them big brain moves
Oh wait I have 80 likes??????
100 likes
The dedication, the precision, the stealth. Chefs kiss😘🤌🏻
Everyone: Spends 100's for a vacation
Fred: Spends it all on spray bottles
More like thousands 🤣
@@scarysxd1420 Yea lol
“Mom can i have a thor”
“We have thor at home”
The thor at home:
Can we just take a 30 minutes and 2 seconds to appreciate how much effort Fred puts in to all of his videos. Keep up the great work 👍
Yeah! only 30 min
you mean 30 minutes and 1 SECOND?
@@Luixtiter30:03
1:33
My favourite is back 😍
The magical wooden sprayer that goes on forever and ever 🙏
Porr@ Vey até aqui tem mendingo de like
I don't speak ñ
You know, chris hemsworth's lookin for a new stunt double..
I'm not so sure this isn't that guy
@@TrollHiddenCave he’s telling him that cause he looks like Thor, he’s not saying that he’s Chris hemsworth
@@Salmon_270 ? I think You don't understand.
@@Salmon_270 he was joking dumb ass
Increíble este asmr este canal es uno de mis favoritos
9:50 eso estuvo epico 😂😂
8:23
@@cristoteama3559 na na
Definitivamente eso estuvo mejor XDDD
@@laurodb4710 😅
@@cristoteama3559 Jajajaja