Tom Ching Cheng Hanji, but 4K 60fps

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

Комментарии • 38 тыс.

  • @graf
    @graf 4 года назад +23205

    lyrics:
    近前看其詳上寫著
    秦香蓮年三十二歲那狀告當朝
    駙馬郎欺君王瞞皇上
    那悔婚男兒招東床

    • @mr.gotling1210
      @mr.gotling1210 4 года назад +5674

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @Ariidayo
      @Ariidayo 4 года назад +3055

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @buzownik
      @buzownik 4 года назад +771

      gdy probujesz byc smieszny ale wychodzi cringe jak zawsze :(

    • @Rand0m1nance
      @Rand0m1nance 4 года назад +1349

      ununderstandable
      but have a nice day tho

    • @032_ritiksati7
      @032_ritiksati7 4 года назад +790

      Understandable
      Have a nice day ✌️

  • @hyperdarksonic7151
    @hyperdarksonic7151 4 года назад +27614

    So are we not gonna talk about how Tom and Jerry running in 60fps is so surreal yet so beautiful?

  • @lahar2412
    @lahar2412 4 года назад +31882

    this looks like a secret boss in Cuphead.

    • @khodis2002
      @khodis2002 4 года назад +603

      This could be top comment

    • @nyanzan9568
      @nyanzan9568 4 года назад +54

      Yea....

    • @zam50
      @zam50 4 года назад +53

      It probably is

    • @D00DM00D
      @D00DM00D 4 года назад +22

      GOD

    • @Zactipus
      @Zactipus 4 года назад +30

      No NO NONONONO MY BRAAAINNNN NOOO

  • @Canuckle19
    @Canuckle19 11 месяцев назад +803

    Basically the lyrics is about a thirty-two-year-old heroine going to sue the emperor’s son-in-law, because he is actually her husband. The man concealed his marital status and married the princess.
    近前看其詳上寫着
    (Jin qian kan qi xiang shang xie zhe)
    Going up close and see it wrote
    秦香蓮年三十二歲
    (Qing xiang lian na san shi er sui)
    Qing Xiang Lian is 32 years old
    那狀告當朝驸馬郎
    (Na zhuang gao dang chao fu ma lang)
    Is suing the Princess' husband
    他欺君王啊瞞皇上
    (ta qi jun wang ah man huang shang)
    He lied to the king and concealed from the emporer
    那悔婚男兒招東床
    (Na hui hun nan er zhao dong chuang)
    That he betrayed his marriage and married the princess

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 9 месяцев назад +40

      I wonder where they got the sample from. Cuz all versions I have seen on youtube are super agressive on how they read these lines, not the chill atitude the sample has.

    • @dixonj41
      @dixonj41 9 месяцев назад +9

      If I'm not mistaken it's from "If You Feel My Love (Chaow Mix)" ​@icecold1805

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 9 месяцев назад +37

      no its Ching Cheng Hanji

    • @Fireballun
      @Fireballun 9 месяцев назад

      @@dixonj41I thought it's Dehao Zhang - Ching Chang Hon Chi

    • @RedSpade37
      @RedSpade37 8 месяцев назад +19

      Thanks for this, because I thought the singer was going to "bang Paul in his Kitchen-Dungeon"

  • @realdawgg420
    @realdawgg420 3 года назад +7876

    “To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.”
    - Sun Tzu

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 4 года назад +56388

    humanities greatest achievement

  • @mcribs4704
    @mcribs4704 3 года назад +6590

    "Don't listen to Sun Tzu. Mans cappin."
    - Zhong Xina

  • @giridharpavan1592
    @giridharpavan1592 Месяц назад +19

    i always come back to this

  • @maomaomaimaimao
    @maomaomaimaimao 3 года назад +43236

    Mao Zedong gaming: Im gaming ( the sun shines brightly as all is burnt to a crisp, all is lost as thy ones are devouring)

    • @ccv1929
      @ccv1929 3 года назад +785

      Long live Jon Xina btw.

    • @Maxizag
      @Maxizag 3 года назад +889

      Taiwan isnt an country right guys

    • @yoni6847
      @yoni6847 3 года назад +864

      @@Maxizag青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益晶亮中 😁👍👍 +1200000 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益庫知非足環辺覆久付置。育考角選着絶気紙紙稿

    • @King_ov_Automata
      @King_ov_Automata 3 года назад +1222

      I won't let you take my number one spot The Wok

    • @maomaomaimaimao
      @maomaomaimaimao 3 года назад +674

      @@King_ov_Automata NI[censired]

  • @dexterdt-minecraft6666
    @dexterdt-minecraft6666 4 года назад +6855

    "guy with headphones walks in with a Serious face"
    What he's listening to:

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 4 года назад +116

      i am listening to this music while walking to school/different places. It's a masterpiece for me

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 4 года назад +51

      unironically for once

    • @cobratali
      @cobratali 4 года назад +24

      I prefer Gachimuchi remixes

    • @dustmitesp8766
      @dustmitesp8766 4 года назад +13

      @@cobratali legend

    • @noname-mr4xu
      @noname-mr4xu 4 года назад +5

      thats kinda me

  • @BlastoiseMaster
    @BlastoiseMaster 4 года назад +10564

    Psychologists: “All of your dreams have meaning.”
    My dreams:

    • @Test-bg6pm
      @Test-bg6pm 4 года назад +115

      you are the forst one to make me laugh, here is a like

    • @memestealer1
      @memestealer1 4 года назад +65

      ching cheng hanji

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 4 года назад +35

      it means you're doing better than expected

    • @Sidharth_V_Jain
      @Sidharth_V_Jain 4 года назад +11

      @fanis 920 hmmmm

    • @hozakari5067
      @hozakari5067 4 года назад +5

      ive had sex dreams it felt so real but usually my dreams r something random but pretty much always with action

  • @SeVentus69
    @SeVentus69 8 месяцев назад +254

    Lyrics:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in a dungeon
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't lovely
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Or at least that's what I heard 😂

    • @mehmet--2000
      @mehmet--2000 5 месяцев назад +4

      😅

    • @RAGING_BONER
      @RAGING_BONER 3 месяца назад +8

      Why can’t I hear the “my mama wasn’t lovely” everybody says it. But no matter how much I listen I just can’t hear. It sounds nothing like that. Help

    • @Skeleton_master12
      @Skeleton_master12 2 месяца назад +5

      Bro you typed the right lyrics i can hear them

    • @클보보틀
      @클보보틀 Месяц назад +2

      ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @Aglassofwater78
      @Aglassofwater78 Месяц назад

      Ur deaf​@@RAGING_BONER
      Jk

  • @zhongxina7450
    @zhongxina7450 3 года назад +52688

    +9999 social credit for listening to supreme leader's favorite song

    • @dreadpirateroberts3902
      @dreadpirateroberts3902 3 года назад +2252

      bing chilling

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 3 года назад +644

      taiwan is a country, cry about it

    • @munkylover9280
      @munkylover9280 3 года назад +2706

      @@ra1d827 -150000000000 SOCIAL CREDIT 👎😡😡👎👎👎👎👎👎

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 3 года назад +717

      ​@@munkylover9280 I must attend my execution tomorrow, goodbye.

    • @munkylover9280
      @munkylover9280 3 года назад +1298

      @Purple Guy +15 Social credit 👍👍👍😎☺☺☺

  • @tomchinchenghanji2633
    @tomchinchenghanji2633 4 года назад +7038

    When he said "kitchen in the dungeon", bro, I felt that.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +4106

    Jerry is just vibing off-screen

  • @Abudzin
    @Abudzin 8 дней назад +7

    Memes aside, this is a really beautiful piece of culture. I did some quick digging and apparently this song comes from an opera about a guy from imperial China who was an absolute G I G A C H A D.
    So basically this opera is a story told from POV of this guy named *Bao Zheng* - he was a judge/politician in the 11th century imperial China who was very well known for his honesty and righteousness. He even introduced some changes in the legal system so that he could aid people better, and he was going as far as defending peasants or other people of lower status against injustice or corruption, which basically made him a living legend.
    Not only that, he was also pursuing other corrupt politicians who took briberies or derelicted their duties and he was kicking them out of office.
    But it doesn't end there - at some point he became the Minister of Finance of the entire goddamn Imperial China! Despite that, he lead a very modest life and basically lived like a commoner. He became so well known for his uprightness and justice that he was nicknamed "Justice Bao" and was said to be an incarnation of some gods, like Yama who was the highest judge of souls in the afterlife, or Wenquxing the Astral God of Civil Arts.
    And that's still not all... Despite his rule which other wealthy people found controversial, he had no attempts at his life (at least none recorded) and lived well into his 60s. He died peacefully of old age, and apparently on his death bed he gave a warning to his family that if any of his descendants commit bribery they will be kicked out of the house and they won't be buried in the family tomb. As just in death, as he was in life...
    Also, his lineage continues till this day - one of his youngest descendants was born in 1991. Crazy, huh?
    Man, the things you can learn from memes...

  • @p.b.5870
    @p.b.5870 4 года назад +9699

    Cant unhear the "kitchen in the dungeon"

    • @cybertar
      @cybertar 4 года назад +795

      Also "I swear to god i will bang paul"

    • @shook3332
      @shook3332 4 года назад +541

      CyberTar also “Fool man I’m not touching you”

    • @tofu5734
      @tofu5734 4 года назад +371

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @grizby2
      @grizby2 4 года назад +610

      "ching cheng hanji
      shes strong she knew
      kitchen in the dungeon
      i swear to god i'll bang pow(paul?)
      fool man im not touching you
      "and now i want coffee mug
      swear im gonna bang pow"

    • @thenormalizer532
      @thenormalizer532 4 года назад +110

      Children in the dungeon

  • @Kijokobodo79
    @Kijokobodo79 4 года назад +13104

    0% english
    0% swearing
    100% kitchen in the dungeon

  • @9nRyu
    @9nRyu 3 года назад +3685

    I like the fact that even you skip it 10s the lyrics still connected.

  • @darkflame1254
    @darkflame1254 10 месяцев назад +57

    Best video to test my new 4K TV

  • @xndy14
    @xndy14 3 года назад +6941

    0% swearing
    0%drugs
    50% Kim Jong in the dungeon
    50% kitchen in the dungeon

    • @neonic3858
      @neonic3858 3 года назад +216

      Perfectly balance

    • @nox8760
      @nox8760 3 года назад +120

      @@neonic3858 as all things should be

    • @unknown.ben2006
      @unknown.ben2006 3 года назад +42

      Kitchen in la sancho

    • @amatsu-ryu4067
      @amatsu-ryu4067 3 года назад +36

      I can't unhear this now help

    • @zaqu837
      @zaqu837 3 года назад +2

      25% I'm still gonna bang paul

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 3 года назад +18803

    How Karen thanks the German waiter at the Korean Restaurant in the US

    • @kyuzen6515
      @kyuzen6515 3 года назад +363

      CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BOTS TO SPAM THE FCK OUT THE COMSEC

    • @Zycoriz
      @Zycoriz 3 года назад +598

      Oh a verified comment, i will reply under it so i can get many likes
      But seriously get the hell away bots
      Some of u in the reply seems to not understand what i meant, i wasnt talking about the original commenter being a bot, i was talking about how some bot will reply under a verified comment to gain free clout

    • @mist3635
      @mist3635 3 года назад +116

      She swears that she banged Paul?

    • @briangorham8502
      @briangorham8502 3 года назад +36

      That is the meaning of international or global idk

    • @amolkumar6059
      @amolkumar6059 3 года назад +24

      This is chinese isnt it?

  • @AFKBIN
    @AFKBIN 4 года назад +42005

    holy this is my first time seeing 60fps on tom and jerry soooooooooo smooth... 😳

    • @AFKBIN
      @AFKBIN 4 года назад +438

      @@hoidailou nahh you good

    • @mesory
      @mesory 4 года назад +143

      @@AFKBIN i am cat

    • @torpejester
      @torpejester 4 года назад +53

      my first time too
      its epic

    • @Bhgskeue
      @Bhgskeue 4 года назад +30

      Hello Bin, didn't expect to see you here

    • @AFKBIN
      @AFKBIN 4 года назад +75

      @@Bhgskeue well i do watch youtube lol XD

  • @CaptSolaris.cts.77
    @CaptSolaris.cts.77 9 месяцев назад +99

    I once put this song about 4 seconds in-class while playing kahoot. Everyone broke out of laughter and no one knew who it was😂😂

  • @rjtp2552
    @rjtp2552 4 года назад +5522

    Jokes aside, this song slaps harder than an Asian Mom finding out you got 99%

  • @memeycorny7773
    @memeycorny7773 4 года назад +19485

    Parents: Why do you need a 4K monitor?
    Me: Its complicated...

    • @bladewagon5230
      @bladewagon5230 4 года назад +267

      @Unknown Anonymous my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @cascadeflims7261
      @cascadeflims7261 4 года назад +32

      Memey Corny *laughs in ipad rentia which has 4k*

    • @soitoe
      @soitoe 4 года назад +19

      69 likes

    • @soitoe
      @soitoe 4 года назад +8

      damn it nvm

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 4 года назад +11

      drugs are bad, 4K?

  • @hippybanana2608
    @hippybanana2608 3 года назад +2824

    when Tom discovers he is 1 % Chinese

    • @Bigblack_6589
      @Bigblack_6589 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 года назад +19

      and blind, and has a black friend that once had a condom stuck to his face

    • @inevitable2937
      @inevitable2937 3 года назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @bobesponja3702
      @bobesponja3702 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnMkrv SA reference?

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 года назад

      @@bobesponja3702 yeah

  • @kanzler_novashock
    @kanzler_novashock 10 месяцев назад +194

    %0 profanity
    %0 nudity
    %0 drugs
    %12.5 ching chen hanji
    %12.5 cant touch me at all
    %12.5 kitchen in the dungeon
    %12.5 i swear to god
    %12.5 i'm the bang paul
    %12.5 fool i'm not touching you
    %12.5 my mama wasn't love me at all
    %12.5 i'm still gonna be bang paul

  • @krazedsg4286
    @krazedsg4286 4 года назад +7551

    0% english
    0% swearing
    0% nudity
    100% fool i’m not touching you

    • @krazedsg4286
      @krazedsg4286 4 года назад +44

      @MUHAMMAD AMSYAR BIN MOHD SAIZUL Moe a real banger

    • @rookie8084
      @rookie8084 4 года назад +117

      And kitchen in the dungeon

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 4 года назад +18

      It actually is English

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 4 года назад +158

      Lyrics
      Ching Cheng Hanji
      Can't come here uhhhh
      Kim Jon Un in the danger
      I swear to god
      I bang Paul
      Fool I'm not touching you
      My mama wasn't love me
      I'm still gonna bang Paul

    • @soul6733
      @soul6733 4 года назад +51

      Tom and Jerry are naked though.

  • @michaelscott6965
    @michaelscott6965 4 года назад +4338

    When you buy an iPhone and it has Play Store.

  • @dr.emmettbrown5345
    @dr.emmettbrown5345 3 года назад +3313

    "If you want to defeat your enemy, just defeat yourself"
    Sun Tzu

    • @RealMFDanish
      @RealMFDanish 3 года назад +17

      Doc brown how was in the past with your family?

    • @BurnPerimeter
      @BurnPerimeter 3 года назад +14

      Thanks for the advice, Doc

    • @Cheetolord11
      @Cheetolord11 3 года назад +12

      Hitler must of listened to sun tzu

    • @rld_shani3281
      @rld_shani3281 3 года назад +1

      GREAT SCOTT

    • @mrj4082
      @mrj4082 3 года назад +2

      Joe Biden tried but failed

  • @mohsensali1469
    @mohsensali1469 Год назад +16

    Listening to this legendary banger instead of studying electromagnetics💯🔥🔥

  • @babalpoyolebih3343
    @babalpoyolebih3343 3 года назад +6692

    "Kim Jong in the dungeon"
    Very understandable

  • @bubble4662
    @bubble4662 4 года назад +4959

    I like the part when he turned around

    • @Mowdown
      @Mowdown 4 года назад +58

      Where is that

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 4 года назад +74

      @@Mowdown It's somewhere in the video I think.

    • @shaadow3242
      @shaadow3242 4 года назад +49

      If u turn around u will find it

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 4 года назад +16

      @@shaadow3242 Yep.

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 4 года назад +7

      @Mr Pyro Oh. Strange.

  • @monzextreme
    @monzextreme 3 года назад +18495

    Fun fact: if you skip 10 seconds the lyrics and tom spinning still connects

  • @lucasstdon9998
    @lucasstdon9998 11 месяцев назад +363

    Who's here after "Don't Touch Her" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 3 года назад +3392

    "Every rotation gives me _power"._
    -The Wok

    • @vexxofficialaccount
      @vexxofficialaccount 3 года назад +30

      It’s about time it’s about power we stay up and we devour

    • @silverprimus321boi9
      @silverprimus321boi9 3 года назад +21

      Spin users in a nutshell

    • @kennygamr
      @kennygamr 3 года назад +7

      @@vexxofficialaccount It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour

    • @neonvampire3844
      @neonvampire3844 3 года назад +13

      Arigato Jairo

    • @Founderschannel123
      @Founderschannel123 3 года назад +1

      Also the wok:Ive mastered my chinese language and listen to ching cheng hanji

  • @kannathedragon7625
    @kannathedragon7625 4 года назад +16320

    Teachers : The internet is dangerous. Be careful.
    The Internet :

    • @Poland002
      @Poland002 4 года назад +583

      liking lolis is the actual danger O.O

    • @mayankjain04
      @mayankjain04 4 года назад +66

      Lmao

    • @cottagcheese
      @cottagcheese 4 года назад +181

      tom is a danger to us , he has such power in his pose here

    • @kreb9721
      @kreb9721 4 года назад +148

      You're that part of the internet the teachers are talking about

    • @whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023
      @whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023 4 года назад +33

      @Mr Culec dont judge people by their usernames pls

  • @tinelaandrei2782
    @tinelaandrei2782 3 года назад +3403

    "please stop quoting me, i didn't say that"
    -Sun Tzu, the art of war
    "first time?"
    -Mike Tyson

    • @micro11.
      @micro11. 3 года назад +144

      "balls"
      -me

    • @shadowhandle
      @shadowhandle 3 года назад +92

      @@micro11. nuts
      -candice

    • @tonythong5352
      @tonythong5352 3 года назад +68

      “Humanity is a mistake”
      -Micheal Rodent

    • @ayusharyan8390
      @ayusharyan8390 3 года назад +83

      @@tonythong5352 "And so are you"
      -Master Oogway

    • @Croscety
      @Croscety 3 года назад +86

      Never gonna give you up
      - Rick Astley

  • @shoeeater4235
    @shoeeater4235 3 месяца назад +5

    this was my alarm during senior year and now anytime I hear it it's like a flashbang

  • @miguelgodoy7201
    @miguelgodoy7201 4 года назад +2441

    Adults: internet is so dangerous
    Also internet:

  • @corvuh2018
    @corvuh2018 3 года назад +5090

    When you get an A on the Chinese history test.

  • @Saul-km6uc
    @Saul-km6uc 4 года назад +2863

    Music teacher: every song has a meaning
    Me: yes, kitchen in the dungeon

    • @jonathan-zo9nh
      @jonathan-zo9nh 4 года назад +142

      Kitchen in the dungeon,
      King jong in a dungeon,
      *Civil War*

    • @rosechan449
      @rosechan449 4 года назад +22

      The comment above you was literally some guy explaining the song meaning lol

    • @NothingisGood7889
      @NothingisGood7889 4 года назад +24

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @user-SombodysMelody
      @user-SombodysMelody 4 года назад +7

      Kitchen in the dungeon! 👁️👄👁️

    • @azka273
      @azka273 4 года назад +4

      Kitchen in dungeon XD!

  • @anneocampo1815
    @anneocampo1815 10 месяцев назад +9

    "Fool im not touching you","you mama wasn't love you","Cant touch me at all" and "kitchen in the dungeon" is the stuff I cannot unhear

    • @elijahsmall5873
      @elijahsmall5873 6 месяцев назад

      Lol. I hear it and now I won’t be able to unhear it. 😂

  • @throwdown_gamer1306
    @throwdown_gamer1306 3 года назад +5522

    Lyrics:
    Ginsheng Hottie
    Can't touch hero
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear it on the bank cow
    Fool man I'm watching you
    My momma wasn't lovely
    I swear it on the bank cow

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 3 года назад +549

      Is it kitchen in the dungeon or kim jong in the dungeon?

    • @throwdown_gamer1306
      @throwdown_gamer1306 3 года назад +180

      @@michaelgarcia5437 Sounds more like kitchen in the dungeon

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 3 года назад +61

      Eh, it’s just what I heard and a lot of people heard

    • @ryxenOP
      @ryxenOP 3 года назад +104

      Why when I read this did the song get 99999999x more better +-+

    • @anormalisaliena808
      @anormalisaliena808 3 года назад +25

      @@michaelgarcia5437 it said Kim is in the dungeon

  • @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274
    @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274 4 года назад +3787

    Plot Twist: Jerry was singing in the background

  • @DuckJohnn
    @DuckJohnn 4 года назад +2983

    - Kitchen in the dungeon
    - Hitler in the dungeon
    - Kim Jong in the danger

    • @fishd3075
      @fishd3075 4 года назад +84

      Bitten by a surgeon

    • @MALEMization
      @MALEMization 4 года назад +75

      Children in the Dungeon

    • @priyanshukamble2780
      @priyanshukamble2780 4 года назад +23

      Ginger in the jer jer

    • @n43amog
      @n43amog 4 года назад +16

      @@MALEMization oh no

    • @haze9830
      @haze9830 4 года назад +15

      i hear hitler is in danger

  • @Gu___nyang
    @Gu___nyang 5 дней назад +2

    I've never heard a better Chinese song than this.

  • @polarbear2341
    @polarbear2341 4 года назад +3667

    Mom: The internet is very dangerous.
    The internet:

  • @justadog4065
    @justadog4065 3 года назад +1912

    "What's your music taste"
    "You won't get it."

    • @Plejr_
      @Plejr_ 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @krimorant
      @krimorant 3 года назад +31

      "ching can't touch me, can't touch me at all, kitchen in the dungeon"

    • @user-tp1xd9nf7j
      @user-tp1xd9nf7j 3 года назад +5

      "Tell me!"
      "no."

    • @gaaratf2fanboy76
      @gaaratf2fanboy76 3 года назад +2

      We live in a society

    • @moescredriver5486
      @moescredriver5486 3 года назад +1

      @@user-tp1xd9nf7j é isso aí negon

  • @Aureus07
    @Aureus07 4 года назад +1683

    Song: Chinese
    Comments: English
    Kitchen: in the dungeon

    • @tonion1052
      @tonion1052 4 года назад +5

      Niceeeeeee

    • @Aureus07
      @Aureus07 4 года назад +35

      @@nemmo5012 wide:putin

    • @diSSonanceternal
      @diSSonanceternal 4 года назад +3

      Y E S

    • @JustthesameJn
      @JustthesameJn 4 года назад +6

      @@Aureus07 these memes: perfect

    • @afxrs
      @afxrs 4 года назад +5

      @@nemmo5012 Wc murah: cuma 5000

  • @СветлыйЛес-с6н
    @СветлыйЛес-с6н 2 месяца назад +26

    kitchen in the dungeon. 0:48

  • @theblackestcat9679
    @theblackestcat9679 4 года назад +2080

    Karens after they say "Konichiwa" to the Spanish waitress in the greek restaurant

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw 4 года назад +129

      Americans when they say konichiwa to the Spanish waiter in the Italian restaurant in China on earth.

    • @SenTHR811
      @SenTHR811 4 года назад +7

      Stolen

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw 4 года назад +2

      Ok

    • @bigfat7z
      @bigfat7z 4 года назад +10

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we do care

    • @cloed0ll
      @cloed0ll 4 года назад +5

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we care

  • @Ic3Valk
    @Ic3Valk 3 года назад +7064

    POV: your listening to this not for memes but because it’s good

  • @TimmhsBlog
    @TimmhsBlog 2 года назад +4800

    "Jin Chen can't see"
    "Can't touch me at all"
    "Kitchen in the dungeon"
    "I swear I got the bank account"
    "Fool I'm not touching you"
    "My mama wasn't lovely"
    "I swear I'm going to downtown"

  • @ilcielorosso6074
    @ilcielorosso6074 11 месяцев назад +42

    Don't touch Tom!

  • @isaiahcalzada2521
    @isaiahcalzada2521 4 года назад +2534

    I just noticed Tom's ears rapidly move back and forth.

  • @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456
    @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 4 года назад +2648

    *"In the future, humor will be randomly generated"*

  • @alejandrobonilla3049
    @alejandrobonilla3049 3 года назад +3598

    When your mother says “arigato” to the italian waiter of a chinese restaurant in Germany

    • @greminboye
      @greminboye 3 года назад +118

      The weird thing is that german and Spanish are more together than japanese

    • @thelivingdead1728
      @thelivingdead1728 3 года назад +61

      @@greminboye Because they both are in the same language family duh.

    • @brudhaosas5970
      @brudhaosas5970 3 года назад +10

      this not Japanese tho..

    • @alejandrobonilla3049
      @alejandrobonilla3049 3 года назад +82

      @@brudhaosas5970 that’s the joke

    • @justanamezain3602
      @justanamezain3602 3 года назад +8

      Herr Worldwide

  • @HyozanLucy
    @HyozanLucy 2 месяца назад +14

    🎶Ching Cheng Hanji🎶
    🎶Can't Touch Me At All🎶
    🎶Kitchen in the Dungeon🎶
    🎶I swear to God im the Bang Paul🎶
    🎶Fool im not touching You🎶
    🎶My Mama wasn't Love me at all🎶
    🎶I'm still gonna Bang Paul🎶

  • @bluchickenstudios9957
    @bluchickenstudios9957 4 года назад +3469

    Other people: This is offensive to Asians
    My Asian brain: Lmao cat go spin

    • @ANONYMOUS-it1ku
      @ANONYMOUS-it1ku 4 года назад +26

      😂😂

    • @devilh0urr569
      @devilh0urr569 4 года назад +208

      As a fellow Asian, yes haha cat go brrrrrrr

    • @RodrigoMacielCosta
      @RodrigoMacielCosta 4 года назад +111

      "noo, you cant make asian cartoon jokes"

    • @TNoob69
      @TNoob69 4 года назад +32

      No this is Patrick

    • @abigmonkey4606
      @abigmonkey4606 4 года назад +50

      Us asians be vibing to the song doe I don’t why would they think it’s offensive to us

  • @wasteman6069
    @wasteman6069 4 года назад +4718

    If a joke like this was made on childerens television nowadays there would be lawsuits

    • @kalebsci
      @kalebsci 4 года назад +550

      people would say its racism and whine about it

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 4 года назад +303

      @@kalebsci nah they just need to make the song from a popular k-pop group

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 4 года назад +231

      kalebsci i mean it _is_ pretty racist

    • @prestongarvey2599
      @prestongarvey2599 4 года назад +446

      @@Person-lk1vs yes but there's a difference between blatant racism and funny racism
      nobody likes blatant racism
      with funny racism, even the people its making the joke against laugh

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 4 года назад +61

      Preston Garvey well in this case, it is blatant racism

  • @burninggames5773
    @burninggames5773 3 года назад +2360

    When 迪克杀手 join your squad and wipes out the entire lobby:

    • @omarfahmy6448
      @omarfahmy6448 3 года назад +30

      The fact that there is 69 likes makes it even more cursed

    • @jemko
      @jemko 3 года назад +9

      @@omarfahmy6448 its on 96

    • @gurkeLP
      @gurkeLP 3 года назад +80

      Translated its "Dick Killer"... Now, as a wise man once said, there are no coincidences...

    • @SoapMcCallister
      @SoapMcCallister 3 года назад +46

      @@gurkeLP "There are no accidents"
      -Master Oogway

    • @SusBoy1903
      @SusBoy1903 3 года назад +1

      @@jemko its now on 319

  • @SMH-v1q
    @SMH-v1q 19 дней назад +1

    The AD before this video was HongMall lmao I’m rolling 😂

  • @cringesauce2203
    @cringesauce2203 4 года назад +450

    POV : You're scrolling the down at the comments while a cat rotates on a record player with a record on it's head resembling some kind of Chinese hat and a mouse mad vibing off screen.

  • @user-be7un7sp5q
    @user-be7un7sp5q 4 года назад +2932

    How white mom's feel after saying "konichiwa" to the Korean waiter

    • @JubTTV
      @JubTTV 4 года назад +160

      i have now achieved the *asian*

    • @BLLT-wz7fd
      @BLLT-wz7fd 4 года назад +88

      In a Chinese restaurant

    • @pol1315
      @pol1315 4 года назад +68

      @@BLLT-wz7fd In a city in Mexico

    • @p3el_
      @p3el_ 4 года назад +11

      @Julian Sarno bay tbi nepeben eto? Am i having a stroke rn

    • @indranilbose9454
      @indranilbose9454 4 года назад +3

      @@shaqkqo lmfao

  • @aswinp5249
    @aswinp5249 4 года назад +978

    Can we just take a moment of respect for Jerry for making this come to reality.

    • @GuideTerrarian
      @GuideTerrarian 4 года назад +20

      +infinity Respect for Jerry

    • @inclipestgaming4807
      @inclipestgaming4807 4 года назад +4

      Can I reach 460 subs today? Only 4 left.

    • @michael120.
      @michael120. 4 года назад +21

      no i hate jerry he always wins and gives Tom a hard time if I ever see jerry irl i will stain the pavement with him

    • @aswinp5249
      @aswinp5249 4 года назад

      @@michael120. omg lol haha

    • @indahningsih3556
      @indahningsih3556 4 года назад

      @@michael120. yes, jerry kind of a jerk

  • @Kerker-Mario
    @Kerker-Mario 11 месяцев назад +22

    Im taiwanese, and im so grateful to the musicians from the West to rearrange this melody with their expertise and post it on RUclips so that i can enjoy such a wonderful art piece

    • @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu 11 месяцев назад +3

      China is the most visited country in the world. I don't see anyone going to your country.

    • @Kerker-Mario
      @Kerker-Mario 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu dont bullshit, dear Chinese! Look at your empty airports in Beijing and Shanghai! The fact is only African guys go to china now for some wild and free fun hahaha!

    • @virtualcynical8515
      @virtualcynical8515 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      If China is the Most Visited Country in the World, why is it never on anyone's mind as a Holiday Destination?
      I'm British, and we usually go to Europe like France, Greece, ect.
      Sometimes America, Sometimes Japan, but they're all rare choices, and if we go more exotic than that, maybe India, Norway, or Possibly Mexico or Cuba.
      I have not met a Single Person EVER who has wanted to go to China.

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus 11 месяцев назад

      @@Kerker-Marioyou clearly haven’t visited China, or gone through passport control 😂

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@virtualcynical8515It’s too bad, they are missing out 🤣, I know plenty of people who have been to China and worked there as foreigners so your friends group must be small

  • @GoldenFreddy-py7kz
    @GoldenFreddy-py7kz 3 года назад +2183

    "Kitten in the dungeon"
    -Sun Tzu, the Art of Ching Cheng Hange-san.

    • @cormac9732
      @cormac9732 3 года назад +67

      Stop quoting stuff I've never said - Sun Tzu

    • @gravityc-ops9161
      @gravityc-ops9161 3 года назад +53

      @@cormac9732" Sun Tzu Never Said This"- Sun Tzu

    • @shittingtoothpaste4209
      @shittingtoothpaste4209 3 года назад +43

      I'm gonna say it one last time
      It's Kim-Jong in the dungeon goddammit

    • @AsuraOoalgown
      @AsuraOoalgown 3 года назад +1

      @@shittingtoothpaste4209 kin jon

    • @fabri_rhoads
      @fabri_rhoads 3 года назад

      Love your profile picture

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 4 года назад +1795

    When your IPhone is better because apple logo is not bitten.

  • @Floeh
    @Floeh 3 года назад +1642

    "if you think you're useless,
    you are"
    - Sun Tzu

    • @Emel_unlegit
      @Emel_unlegit 3 года назад +36

      'The fool who thinks is vastly infirior of the individual eating lego'
      Sun Tzu, art of war

    • @oofbruh6149
      @oofbruh6149 3 года назад +23

      @@Emel_unlegit who are u
      - moon tzu war of art

    • @Emel_unlegit
      @Emel_unlegit 3 года назад +17

      @@oofbruh6149 not you
      -Sun Uzt art war of

    • @thecringegod1266
      @thecringegod1266 3 года назад +4

      100 th like

    • @ZeroIdeas9000
      @ZeroIdeas9000 3 года назад +3

      "Wow"
      -Sun Tzu the art of war

  • @Bird-w7f
    @Bird-w7f Год назад +5

    Social credit is flowing through my nervous system after watching this

  • @Ichiyobikuro
    @Ichiyobikuro 4 года назад +1083

    "hey where do you cook your food?"
    "the kitchen in the dungeon."

    • @moazcheese5126
      @moazcheese5126 4 года назад +7

      underrated comment

    • @mxshpxtt
      @mxshpxtt 4 года назад +13

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @naruz4k389
      @naruz4k389 4 года назад +3

      And Tom is the food on the microwave.

    • @Chorizo727
      @Chorizo727 4 года назад +2

      @@mxshpxtt kitchen in the dungeon

    • @mxshpxtt
      @mxshpxtt 4 года назад +1

      @@Chorizo727 Kim jong

  • @gabriela.barabar1636
    @gabriela.barabar1636 2 года назад +6771

    The more i listen to this song...
    the more social credit i feel through my nervous system

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 4 года назад +6936

    Our generation's humor has regressed back to the 40's.

    • @zeltron2766
      @zeltron2766 4 года назад +32

      Context? :$

    • @deepsoft7829
      @deepsoft7829 4 года назад +340

      @@zeltron2766 it's a joke about the fact that Tom and Jerry started in 40's.

    • @leonidaszatchbell2122
      @leonidaszatchbell2122 4 года назад +208

      Our generations humour is random.

    • @SnakeLee1
      @SnakeLee1 4 года назад +346

      Regressed? We have regained and progressed back to perfection

    • @theultimatemadman1126
      @theultimatemadman1126 4 года назад +42

      Humor has never changed

  • @madklee4723
    @madklee4723 Год назад +2

    commenting after years just cuz of this masterpiece
    truly a life changer 👌🏻😭

  • @syedasadkhalid5395
    @syedasadkhalid5395 3 года назад +1517

    Tom grinding those social credits

    • @kioxu_
      @kioxu_ 3 года назад +9

      Nice comment!
      Love from Taiwan 🇹🇼

    • @hytrel4392
      @hytrel4392 3 года назад +25

      @@kioxu_ What the fuck is a taiwan

    • @Brejdu
      @Brejdu 3 года назад +6

      He do be serving those 5 course meals under in the dungon with kin jong

    • @ranzen2269
      @ranzen2269 3 года назад +15

      @@hytrel4392 +15 social credit

    • @MrIndestructible339
      @MrIndestructible339 3 года назад +9

      @@hytrel4392 +100000000 social credit

  • @rashid1819
    @rashid1819 4 года назад +1341

    Karen's after say "hola" to the french waiter in the Italian restaurant.

  • @gettokyoko
    @gettokyoko 4 года назад +10709

    When your DNA test comes back as 0.69% Chinese:

    • @YourAverageNormalHumanBeing
      @YourAverageNormalHumanBeing 4 года назад +258

      I swear I'm going to see a lot of replies about that number

    • @u-u-UU
      @u-u-UU 4 года назад +210

      Haha 69 funni number

    • @maxbricov1681
      @maxbricov1681 4 года назад +71

      NiCe

    • @Ivan-cx2fu
      @Ivan-cx2fu 4 года назад +63

      @@u-u-UU redditmoment

    • @jao____1111
      @jao____1111 4 года назад +65

      69 hahaha🤣🤣🤣 veree funni number 🤣🤣

  • @Njrocks00
    @Njrocks00 7 месяцев назад +2

    The 4k and 60fps makes this so much better

  • @madeinheaven9956
    @madeinheaven9956 3 года назад +1454

    "These chinese tattoos on my arm mean something deep"
    What the chinese tattoo translates to:

    • @mariai7073
      @mariai7073 3 года назад +25

      Hello made in heaven
      Why is the Jojo fandom here...
      ._.

    • @Kurosui
      @Kurosui 3 года назад +13

    • @FullMetalMudcrab
      @FullMetalMudcrab 3 года назад +29

      i unironically would tattoo this on my arm, with tom included

    • @mariai7073
      @mariai7073 3 года назад +4

      @@Kurosui Eh...what?

    • @jackyzhu9737
      @jackyzhu9737 3 года назад +11

      Last time I saw a guy with a “痔疮” on his arm as his tattoo, and I was like.. bro, that should fain be on your butt😂😂

  • @Michael_Sangworth
    @Michael_Sangworth 4 года назад +3627

    People watching this joke in Tom and Jerry: "This is racist! This won't age well in the 21st century"
    2020:

  • @Dc-pm2hi
    @Dc-pm2hi 4 года назад +763

    Chinese kids when they get another A+ on a test be like

    • @ceooflettuce8768
      @ceooflettuce8768 4 года назад +61

      Chinese kids when they cure cancer to be accepted to a college

    • @xianlieh
      @xianlieh 4 года назад +2

      today we live

    • @TobyJones69
      @TobyJones69 4 года назад +8

      Chinese kids when they pass you kung flu

    • @SarahW2
      @SarahW2 4 года назад

      these white kids can’t even 800 usd - 8 , and they talking shit about us, fr it’s you guys that said don’t judge a book by it’s cover, Smh

    • @Dc-pm2hi
      @Dc-pm2hi 4 года назад +5

      @@SarahW2 I'm not white😕

  • @PathfinderMK2
    @PathfinderMK2 3 месяца назад +3

    "To confuse your enemy, you must first confuse yourself"

  • @TRIPLEHZIQ
    @TRIPLEHZIQ 3 года назад +5075

    Fun fact:
    Skipping forward or backwards 10 seconds doesn't change the song at all

  • @iamdark1117
    @iamdark1117 3 года назад +1989

    0% nudes
    0% drugs
    0% money
    50% kim jong in the dungeon
    25% indian auntie
    25% can't touch me at all

  • @vedawidyatmaka
    @vedawidyatmaka 3 года назад +5246

    Lyrics i hear:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear to god i'm Bang Paul
    Fool i'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me
    I swear to god i'm Bang Paul

  • @loapeasontsa
    @loapeasontsa 9 месяцев назад +2

    CONGRATS ON 100K MY MAN

  • @fluroek5351
    @fluroek5351 4 года назад +568

    Mom:
    What kind of music do you listen to?
    Me:
    It's a little complicated.

    • @Armaghanrides
      @Armaghanrides 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @r8vSk
      @r8vSk 4 года назад +2

      same

    • @xLuis89x
      @xLuis89x 4 года назад +2

      the story of my life...

    • @ManoelBarrionuevo
      @ManoelBarrionuevo 4 года назад +2

      Same hahahahaha

    • @soumendukoley50
      @soumendukoley50 4 года назад +2

      not complicated its goes like this
      chins xnxss cnxm snas skkkw sbshs

  • @yos339
    @yos339 3 года назад +1133

    Legends says he is still spinning.

    • @Aimanika_QII
      @Aimanika_QII 3 года назад +5

      @Oritra Kar just to make us laugh damn thats dedication

    • @kingcoby3143
      @kingcoby3143 3 года назад +3

      No fr 76 yrs hes been spinning

    • @russiandoggo7047
      @russiandoggo7047 3 года назад +2

      FOR 76 YEARS WTF

    • @unsmarted
      @unsmarted 3 года назад +2

      such a great legend

    • @yos339
      @yos339 3 года назад

      @@unsmarted yes

  • @omarmoukhalleati8686
    @omarmoukhalleati8686 4 года назад +1373

    3 questions that can’t be answered by science:
    1. Where is the kitchen in the dungeon?
    2. Why is this video 10minutes long?
    3. Why did I watch the full video?

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 4 года назад +5

      @Complex Faker i wonder :(

    • @goatamatix894
      @goatamatix894 4 года назад +4

      Wonder we do

    • @brady7676
      @brady7676 4 года назад

      Copied

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 4 года назад +3

      @@brady7676 don’t expose me😖(it’s not)

    • @trinitrojack
      @trinitrojack 4 года назад +4

      The first one is self explanatory. The kitchen is in the dungeon. If you are asking where the dungeon is, now that's a different story...
      The dungeon is in your heart.

  • @홍똥꼬-i5r
    @홍똥꼬-i5r 3 месяца назад +2

    this song is very perfact! my favorite song thank you uproad this video thanks man my friends

  • @64bitVanny
    @64bitVanny 4 года назад +1036

    This is what Sun Tzu was listening to while writing "The art of war"

    • @orthodoxwarrior
      @orthodoxwarrior 4 года назад +5

      True lol

    • @FrancescoPalazzo26
      @FrancescoPalazzo26 4 года назад +13

      chin cheng beats to write a war book

    • @vakanimates9208
      @vakanimates9208 4 года назад +16

      Blood for the blood god! Heeeee-

    • @Anonymous163ful
      @Anonymous163ful 4 года назад +2

      This is the reason why Stalin supported and sponsored Mao Zedong.

    • @rafaelluisi7832
      @rafaelluisi7832 4 года назад +6

      ''Ching chang hanji, kitchen in the dungeon.''
      Sun Tzu said that, and i think he knows a little bit more of chinese than you do pal, Cause He Was Chinese!!!

  • @generallyjimming
    @generallyjimming 3 года назад +623

    0% drugs
    0% nudity
    0% cussing
    33% Kitchen in a dungeon
    33% Kim Jong in a dungeon
    33% Hitler in a dungeon
    100% Ching Cheng Hanji

    • @ВиТуХа
      @ВиТуХа 3 года назад +3

      🙋‍♂️

    • @solidturtle6910
      @solidturtle6910 3 года назад +8

      199% everyone
      this is so original
      literally this is the first ever comment

    • @glady8r129
      @glady8r129 3 года назад +1

      Ching cheng hanji not hanzi

    • @inevitable2937
      @inevitable2937 3 года назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @glady8r129
      @glady8r129 3 года назад +1

      @@inevitable2937 overrated replie

  • @oskarpolanski3152
    @oskarpolanski3152 3 года назад +797

    Nobody:
    mid-2000s car games when you choose your car:

  • @subhashsharma4548
    @subhashsharma4548 10 месяцев назад +26

    0% drugs
    0% bad words
    100% I swear I got a bank account

  • @Fr4ncM
    @Fr4ncM 4 года назад +789

    _People: Technology will end famine, disease and conflict_
    *Technology:*

    • @aram8832
      @aram8832 4 года назад +6

      bc of technology we now have Kitchen in dungeon.

    • @emirzefir
      @emirzefir 4 года назад +3

      *That s the new level of flying cars jokes!)*

    • @konosuba-fan
      @konosuba-fan 4 года назад +2

      Doesn't sound too bad at 1.5x and 0.75x speed actualy

  • @TestSubject-vv1kn
    @TestSubject-vv1kn 3 года назад +969

    After Watching this loop for a while, I just noticed that tom's ears are teleporting around

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +4997

    "Can't touch me at all. Kim Jong in the dungeon."
    Of all the languages he coulda spoke. He chose to speak straight facts💯

    • @vinaymestri2945
      @vinaymestri2945 3 года назад +82

      please just focus on making content i see ur comments everywhere please dont turn into the next Mr. Wolt

    • @phoenix-tr4oc
      @phoenix-tr4oc 3 года назад +33

      Straight asian facts

    • @VinexAesthetics
      @VinexAesthetics 3 года назад +19

      You again! This means this video is about to blow up!

    • @plavsk
      @plavsk 3 года назад +6

      hello . youre everywhere dude.

    • @the.shazaib
      @the.shazaib 3 года назад +2

      100% facts

  • @RandomChannel69968
    @RandomChannel69968 11 месяцев назад +133

    "INDIAN AUNTIE"
    "CAN'T AUNTIE AT ALL"
    "CHILDREN IN THE DUNGEON"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"
    "FOOL MAN IM TOUCHING YOU"
    "MY MAMA WASNT LOVELY"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"

    • @AnkitKumar-gn1ou
      @AnkitKumar-gn1ou 7 месяцев назад +5

      Make it "FOOL WOMAN IM TOUCHING YOU"😂

    • @opkank6551
      @opkank6551 7 месяцев назад +3

      best

    • @Screech6213
      @Screech6213 7 месяцев назад +3

      kitchen in the dungeons