Tom Ching Cheng Hanji, but 4K 60fps

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2020
  • Thomas Ching Chang Hon Chi.
    Made using DAIN_APP Alpha 0.41 (60 fps) and Topaz Gigapixel AI (4K).
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  • @irvansyah2760
    @irvansyah2760 3 года назад +11377

    0% english
    0% swearing
    100% kitchen in the dungeon

  • @lahar2412
    @lahar2412 3 года назад +28782

    this looks like a secret boss in Cuphead.

    • @khodis2002
      @khodis2002 3 года назад +530

      This could be top comment

    • @nyanzan9568
      @nyanzan9568 3 года назад +38

      Yea....

    • @zam50
      @zam50 3 года назад +34

      It probably is

    • @D00DM00D
      @D00DM00D 3 года назад +15

      GOD

    • @zactipus4972
      @zactipus4972 3 года назад +20

      No NO NONONONO MY BRAAAINNNN NOOO

  • @Buttlord
    @Buttlord 8 месяцев назад +468

    White moms after saying “namaste” in a Mexican restaurant:

  • @kurumi-san5993
    @kurumi-san5993 6 месяцев назад +2936

    "JIN CHENG CANT SEE"
    "CANT TOUCH ME NO."
    "KITCHEN IN THE DUNGEON"
    "I SWEAR I GOT THE BANK ACCOUNT"
    "FOOL I WANT NO COOCHIE DO I"
    "MY MAMA WASNT LOVELY"
    "I SWEAR I GOT THE BANK ACCOUNT

  • @rjtp2552
    @rjtp2552 3 года назад +5322

    Jokes aside, this song slaps harder than an Asian Mom finding out you got 99%

  • @krazedsg4286
    @krazedsg4286 3 года назад +7279

    0% english
    0% swearing
    0% nudity
    100% fool i’m not touching you

    • @krazedsg4286
      @krazedsg4286 3 года назад +43

      @MUHAMMAD AMSYAR BIN MOHD SAIZUL Moe a real banger

    • @rookie8084
      @rookie8084 3 года назад +114

      And kitchen in the dungeon

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 3 года назад +18

      It actually is English

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 3 года назад +161

      Lyrics
      Ching Cheng Hanji
      Can't come here uhhhh
      Kim Jon Un in the danger
      I swear to god
      I bang Paul
      Fool I'm not touching you
      My mama wasn't love me
      I'm still gonna bang Paul

    • @soul6733
      @soul6733 3 года назад +48

      Tom and Jerry are naked though.

  • @RandomChannel69968
    @RandomChannel69968 3 месяца назад +36

    "INDIAN AUNTIE"
    "CAN'T AUNTIE AT ALL"
    "CHILDREN IN THE DUNGEON"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"
    "FOOL MAN IM TOUCHING YOU"
    "MY MAMA WASNT LOVELY"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"

  • @AlexDaShark
    @AlexDaShark 10 месяцев назад +1253

    What the actual lyrics are:
    Take a closer look at the details and it says
    近前看其詳上寫着
    Qin Xianglian is thirty-two years old, so she sued the current court son-in-law
    秦香蓮那三十二歲 那狀告當朝驸馬郎
    He deceived the king, hid it from the emperor, the man who repented of marriage got married
    他欺君王啊瞞皇上 那悔婚男兒招東床
    What I hear:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can’t touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear to god ill bang paul
    Fool, I’m not touching you
    My mama wasn’t love me at all
    I’m still gonna bang paul

    • @S.rosalie.lopez1
      @S.rosalie.lopez1 9 месяцев назад +73

      This is gold

    • @benjili458
      @benjili458 9 месяцев назад +60

      I've been laughing so hard for the past 10 minutes

    • @lbrahim1709
      @lbrahim1709 9 месяцев назад +44

      Me who can't unhear this💀💀💀

    • @_Thermodynamix_
      @_Thermodynamix_ 9 месяцев назад +17

      Underrated comment 🗣️

    • @name6953
      @name6953 8 месяцев назад +1

      Not funny

  • @DuckJohnn
    @DuckJohnn 3 года назад +2908

    - Kitchen in the dungeon
    - Hitler in the dungeon
    - Kim Jong in the danger

    • @fishd3075
      @fishd3075 3 года назад +82

      Bitten by a surgeon

    • @MALEMization
      @MALEMization 3 года назад +72

      Children in the Dungeon

    • @priyanshukamble2780
      @priyanshukamble2780 3 года назад +22

      Ginger in the jer jer

    • @net5978
      @net5978 3 года назад +16

      @@MALEMization oh no

    • @haze9830
      @haze9830 3 года назад +15

      i hear hitler is in danger

  • @dexterdt-minecraft6666
    @dexterdt-minecraft6666 3 года назад +5739

    "guy with headphones walks in with a Serious face"
    What he's listening to:

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 3 года назад +97

      i am listening to this music while walking to school/different places. It's a masterpiece for me

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 3 года назад +42

      unironically for once

    • @cobratali
      @cobratali 3 года назад +23

      I prefer Gachimuchi remixes

    • @dustmitesp8766
      @dustmitesp8766 3 года назад +13

      @@cobratali legend

    • @noname-mr4xu
      @noname-mr4xu 3 года назад +5

      thats kinda me

  • @Canuckle19
    @Canuckle19 4 месяца назад +199

    Basically the lyrics is about a thirty-two-year-old heroine going to sue the emperor’s son-in-law, beccause he is actually her husband. The man concealed his marital status and married the princess.
    近前看其詳上寫着
    (Jin qian kan qi xiang shang xie zhe)
    Going up close and see it wrote
    秦香蓮那三十二歲
    (Qing xiang lian na san shi er sui)
    Qing Xiang Lian is 32 years old
    那狀告當朝驸馬郎
    (Na zhuang gao dang chao fu ma lang)
    Is suing the Princess' husband
    他欺君王啊瞞皇上
    (ta qi jun wang ah man huang shang)
    He lied to the king and concealed from the emporer
    那悔婚男兒招東床
    (Na hui hun nan er zhao dong chuang)
    That he betrayed his marriage and married the princess

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 2 месяца назад +5

      I wonder where they got the sample from. Cuz all versions I have seen on youtube are super agressive on how they read these lines, not the chill atitude the sample has.

    • @dixonj41
      @dixonj41 2 месяца назад +2

      If I'm not mistaken it's from "If You Feel My Love (Chaow Mix)" ​@icecold1805

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 2 месяца назад +9

      no its Ching Cheng Hanji

    • @Fireballun
      @Fireballun Месяц назад

      @@dixonj41I thought it's Dehao Zhang - Ching Chang Hon Chi

    • @RedSpade37
      @RedSpade37 17 дней назад

      Thanks for this, because I thought the singer was going to "bang Paul in his Kitchen-Dungeon"

  • @user-fh2fp6xt3n
    @user-fh2fp6xt3n 8 месяцев назад +100

    非常好,视频使我的信用点旋转

  • @coolgiraffe4
    @coolgiraffe4 3 года назад +5253

    1940: is funny
    2010: racist
    2020: is funny

    • @Huxley_Day
      @Huxley_Day 3 года назад +469

      2010's were awful. People overreacted over everything.

    • @Adamstankevitch
      @Adamstankevitch 3 года назад +406

      @@Huxley_Day I know right? In school I would get called racist for saying the word "Black"

    • @isaiahdaniels5643
      @isaiahdaniels5643 3 года назад +153

      @@Huxley_Day Oh yeah, nothing like right now when entire countries lock down because 3 people had a stuffy nose.

    • @raystxxr
      @raystxxr 3 года назад +140

      @@Huxley_Day now there are snowflakes in 2020 :(

    • @heatseeker9573
      @heatseeker9573 3 года назад +93

      @@Huxley_Day They never stopped, and probably reported this video

  • @hyperdarksonic7151
    @hyperdarksonic7151 3 года назад +26249

    So are we not gonna talk about how Tom and Jerry running in 60fps is so surreal yet so beautiful?

  • @EQOAnostalgia
    @EQOAnostalgia 9 месяцев назад +167

    Came for the meme, stayed for the chill af vibes.

  • @subhashsharma4548
    @subhashsharma4548 2 месяца назад +17

    0% drugs
    0% bad words
    100% I swear I got a bank account

  • @p.b.5870
    @p.b.5870 3 года назад +9344

    Cant unhear the "kitchen in the dungeon"

    • @cybertar
      @cybertar 3 года назад +799

      Also "I swear to god i will bang paul"

    • @shook6612
      @shook6612 3 года назад +525

      CyberTar also “Fool man I’m not touching you”

    • @tofu5734
      @tofu5734 3 года назад +356

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @grizby2
      @grizby2 3 года назад +598

      "ching cheng hanji
      shes strong she knew
      kitchen in the dungeon
      i swear to god i'll bang pow(paul?)
      fool man im not touching you
      "and now i want coffee mug
      swear im gonna bang pow"

    • @thenormalizer532
      @thenormalizer532 3 года назад +107

      Children in the dungeon

  • @tomchinchenghanji2633
    @tomchinchenghanji2633 3 года назад +6739

    When he said "kitchen in the dungeon", bro, I felt that.

  • @lucasstdon9998
    @lucasstdon9998 4 месяца назад +313

    Who's here after "Don't Touch Her" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gytxtx
    @gytxtx 7 месяцев назад +53

    非常好音乐,好的工作,这使我汤姆旋转,爱来自瓷器

  • @BumHoleTickler
    @BumHoleTickler 2 года назад +42923

    Mao Zedong gaming: Im gaming ( the sun shines brightly as all is burnt to a crisp, all is lost as thy ones are devouring)

    • @ccv1929
      @ccv1929 2 года назад +784

      Long live Jon Xina btw.

    • @Maxizag
      @Maxizag 2 года назад +886

      Taiwan isnt an country right guys

    • @yoni6847
      @yoni6847 2 года назад +867

      @@Maxizag青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益晶亮中 😁👍👍 +1200000 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益庫知非足環辺覆久付置。育考角選着絶気紙紙稿

    • @johnxina3185
      @johnxina3185 2 года назад +1221

      I won't let you take my number one spot The Wok

    • @BumHoleTickler
      @BumHoleTickler 2 года назад +675

      @@johnxina3185 NI[censired]

  • @xndy14
    @xndy14 3 года назад +6672

    0% swearing
    0%drugs
    50% Kim Jong in the dungeon
    50% kitchen in the dungeon

    • @neonic3858
      @neonic3858 3 года назад +207

      Perfectly balance

    • @nox8760
      @nox8760 3 года назад +113

      @@neonic3858 as all things should be

    • @unknown.ben2006
      @unknown.ben2006 3 года назад +41

      Kitchen in la sancho

    • @amatsu-ryu4067
      @amatsu-ryu4067 3 года назад +33

      I can't unhear this now help

    • @zaqu837
      @zaqu837 3 года назад +2

      25% I'm still gonna bang paul

  • @ReillyWang
    @ReillyWang 7 месяцев назад +68

    I got sent to the principal's office for singing this in math class

    • @Sunkenballs12
      @Sunkenballs12 6 месяцев назад

      Does your school hate chiggas? Why would they send you to the principle?

    • @o_o888
      @o_o888 6 месяцев назад +10

      Ching Cheng hanji cant touch me at all kitchen in the dungeon I swear it on the black cow fool I’m not touching you my mama doesn’t love me I swear it on the black cow

    • @leonl9123
      @leonl9123 6 месяцев назад +5

      Thats the harmless version, where he doesnt bang Paul@@o_o888

  • @BlastoiseMaster
    @BlastoiseMaster 3 года назад +9529

    Psychologists: “All of your dreams have meaning.”
    My dreams:

    • @Test-bg6pm
      @Test-bg6pm 3 года назад +105

      you are the forst one to make me laugh, here is a like

    • @memestealer1
      @memestealer1 3 года назад +56

      ching cheng hanji

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 3 года назад +28

      it means you're doing better than expected

    • @sidharthvjain1023
      @sidharthvjain1023 3 года назад +10

      @fanis 920 hmmmm

    • @hozakari5067
      @hozakari5067 3 года назад +3

      ive had sex dreams it felt so real but usually my dreams r something random but pretty much always with action

  • @zhongxina7450
    @zhongxina7450 2 года назад +48876

    +9999 social credit for listening to supreme leader's favorite song

    • @dreadpirateroberts3902
      @dreadpirateroberts3902 2 года назад +2081

      bing chilling

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 2 года назад +649

      taiwan is a country, cry about it

    • @munkylover9280
      @munkylover9280 2 года назад +2603

      @@ra1d827 -150000000000 SOCIAL CREDIT 👎😡😡👎👎👎👎👎👎

    • @SergeantMozz59
      @SergeantMozz59 2 года назад +531

      ******** doesn't exist, cry about it.

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 2 года назад +723

      ​@@munkylover9280 I must attend my execution tomorrow, goodbye.

  • @kanzler_novashock
    @kanzler_novashock 2 месяца назад +13

    %0 profanity
    %0 nudity
    %0 drugs
    %12.5 ching chen hanji
    %12.5 cant touch me at all
    %12.5 kitchen in the dungeon
    %12.5 i swear to god
    %12.5 i'm the bang paul
    %12.5 fool i'm not touching you
    %12.5 my mama wasn't love me at all
    %12.5 i'm still gonna be bang paul

  • @voltairedentotalenkrieg5147
    @voltairedentotalenkrieg5147 4 месяца назад +64

    STOP TOUCHING HERR!!!

    • @feecker
      @feecker 4 месяца назад +6

      Wow that guy really revived this song

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 6 дней назад

      @@feecker Do you condemn Hamas?

  • @Just_another_turtle
    @Just_another_turtle 3 года назад +2908

    When you take a dna test and find out you're 0.000000000000001% Chinese.

    • @inclipestgaming4807
      @inclipestgaming4807 3 года назад +5

      Can I reach 460 subs today? Only 4 left...

    • @CaikTsu
      @CaikTsu 3 года назад +12

      @@inclipestgaming4807 you’ve got 20 in 6 hours

    • @indahningsih3556
      @indahningsih3556 3 года назад +4

      @@inclipestgaming4807 Right now, u got 491 sub

    • @bendy1nk
      @bendy1nk 3 года назад +4

      When you its Chinese

    • @zahando4613
      @zahando4613 3 года назад +9

      @@inclipestgaming4807 no

  • @throwdown_gamer1306
    @throwdown_gamer1306 2 года назад +5320

    Lyrics:
    Ginsheng Hottie
    Can't touch hero
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear it on the bank cow
    Fool man I'm watching you
    My momma wasn't lovely
    I swear it on the bank cow

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 2 года назад +541

      Is it kitchen in the dungeon or kim jong in the dungeon?

    • @throwdown_gamer1306
      @throwdown_gamer1306 2 года назад +174

      @@michaelgarcia5437 Sounds more like kitchen in the dungeon

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 2 года назад +60

      Eh, it’s just what I heard and a lot of people heard

    • @ryxenOP
      @ryxenOP 2 года назад +101

      Why when I read this did the song get 99999999x more better +-+

    • @anormalisaliena808
      @anormalisaliena808 2 года назад +24

      @@michaelgarcia5437 it said Kim is in the dungeon

  • @WertyBoi-yu3ug
    @WertyBoi-yu3ug 9 месяцев назад +23

    This is my new ringtone, and I don't and never will regret it

  • @ilcielorosso6074
    @ilcielorosso6074 4 месяца назад +25

    Don't touch Tom!

  • @michaelscott6965
    @michaelscott6965 3 года назад +4251

    When you buy an iPhone and it has Play Store.

  • @miguelgodoy7201
    @miguelgodoy7201 3 года назад +2383

    Adults: internet is so dangerous
    Also internet:

  • @CaptSolaris.cts.77
    @CaptSolaris.cts.77 2 месяца назад +13

    I once put this song about 4 seconds in-class while playing kahoot. Everyone broke out of laughter and no one knew who it was😂😂

  • @zizej7151
    @zizej7151 8 месяцев назад +26

    10 minutes of pure masterpiece

  • @user-be7un7sp5q
    @user-be7un7sp5q 3 года назад +2915

    How white mom's feel after saying "konichiwa" to the Korean waiter

    • @JubTTV
      @JubTTV 3 года назад +156

      i have now achieved the *asian*

    • @BLLT-wz7fd
      @BLLT-wz7fd 3 года назад +88

      In a Chinese restaurant

    • @pol1315
      @pol1315 3 года назад +67

      @@BLLT-wz7fd In a city in Mexico

    • @p3el_
      @p3el_ 3 года назад +11

      @Julian Sarno bay tbi nepeben eto? Am i having a stroke rn

    • @indranilbose9454
      @indranilbose9454 3 года назад +3

      @ lmfao

  • @corvuh2018
    @corvuh2018 3 года назад +5057

    When you get an A on the Chinese history test.

  • @darkflame1254
    @darkflame1254 2 месяца назад +7

    Best video to test my new 4K TV

  • @mrainbow112
    @mrainbow112 8 месяцев назад +25

    I didn’t know I needed this in my life

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 3 года назад +6674

    Our generation's humor has regressed back to the 40's.

    • @zeltron2766
      @zeltron2766 3 года назад +30

      Context? :$

    • @deepsoft7829
      @deepsoft7829 3 года назад +327

      @@zeltron2766 it's a joke about the fact that Tom and Jerry started in 40's.

    • @leonidaszatchbell2122
      @leonidaszatchbell2122 3 года назад +204

      Our generations humour is random.

    • @SnakeLee1
      @SnakeLee1 3 года назад +335

      Regressed? We have regained and progressed back to perfection

    • @theultimatemadman1126
      @theultimatemadman1126 3 года назад +41

      Humor has never changed

  • @flipygmd
    @flipygmd 3 года назад +1787

    WI-FI password be like:

    • @christianramos5609
      @christianramos5609 3 года назад +39

      More like :what is on the back of the router

    • @fate_kobus1022
      @fate_kobus1022 3 года назад +2

      :D

    • @yubully9356
      @yubully9356 3 года назад +2

      Ye lol

    • @wooshmeifurgay7452
      @wooshmeifurgay7452 3 года назад +7

      Then the wifi password is easy I can spell it out easily. Cheng ching hanji don't touch me at all kitchen in the dungeon I swear to god I am the bang paul fool I am not touching you my mama would have loved me I swear to god that I am the bang paul

    • @generalharper6361
      @generalharper6361 3 года назад

      @@wooshmeifurgay7452 paul seems uh, bad ?

  • @zentumaisle5925
    @zentumaisle5925 4 месяца назад +81

    Came after the Mr.K incident. As a Hongkonger I think this is a lovely song. Everything is "racist" if you are sensitive.

    • @loot6
      @loot6 3 месяца назад +6

      In reality this is no more racist than Groundskeeper Willy in the Simpsons.

  • @SeVentus69
    @SeVentus69 25 дней назад +4

    Lyrics:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in a dungeon
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't lovely
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Or at least that's what I heard 😂

  • @polarbear2341
    @polarbear2341 3 года назад +3615

    Mom: The internet is very dangerous.
    The internet:

  • @theblackestcat9679
    @theblackestcat9679 3 года назад +2020

    Karens after they say "Konichiwa" to the Spanish waitress in the greek restaurant

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw 3 года назад +125

      Americans when they say konichiwa to the Spanish waiter in the Italian restaurant in China on earth.

    • @SenTHR811
      @SenTHR811 3 года назад +7

      Stolen

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw 3 года назад +2

      Ok

    • @bigfat7z
      @bigfat7z 3 года назад +9

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we do care

    • @cloed0ll
      @cloed0ll 3 года назад +4

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we care

  • @Kerker-Mario
    @Kerker-Mario 4 месяца назад +16

    Im taiwanese, and im so grateful to the musicians from the West to rearrange this melody with their expertise and post it on RUclips so that i can enjoy such a wonderful art piece

    • @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu 4 месяца назад +1

      China is the most visited country in the world. I don't see anyone going to your country.

    • @Kerker-Mario
      @Kerker-Mario 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu dont bullshit, dear Chinese! Look at your empty airports in Beijing and Shanghai! The fact is only African guys go to china now for some wild and free fun hahaha!

    • @virtualcynical8515
      @virtualcynical8515 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      If China is the Most Visited Country in the World, why is it never on anyone's mind as a Holiday Destination?
      I'm British, and we usually go to Europe like France, Greece, ect.
      Sometimes America, Sometimes Japan, but they're all rare choices, and if we go more exotic than that, maybe India, Norway, or Possibly Mexico or Cuba.
      I have not met a Single Person EVER who has wanted to go to China.

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus 4 месяца назад

      @@Kerker-Marioyou clearly haven’t visited China, or gone through passport control 😂

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus 4 месяца назад

      @@virtualcynical8515It’s too bad, they are missing out 🤣, I know plenty of people who have been to China and worked there as foreigners so your friends group must be small

  • @realdawgg420
    @realdawgg420 2 года назад +6731

    “To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.”
    - Sun Tzu

  • @hippybanana2608
    @hippybanana2608 3 года назад +2745

    when Tom discovers he is 1 % Chinese

    • @Bigblack_6589
      @Bigblack_6589 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 года назад +19

      and blind, and has a black friend that once had a condom stuck to his face

    • @inevitable2937
      @inevitable2937 3 года назад +1

      Underrated comment

    • @bobesponja3702
      @bobesponja3702 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnMkrv SA reference?

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 года назад

      @@bobesponja3702 yeah

  • @PROUDMONTENEGRIN635
    @PROUDMONTENEGRIN635 10 месяцев назад +3

    Best vid ive ever seen❤

  • @lastday9183
    @lastday9183 6 месяцев назад +6

    In asia, the way it sings is from a stage performance actors, called Chang Da Xi “唱大戏”. The actors on stage need to do make up, some are black paint faces, some will do white paint faces. Usually they perform stories or tales about war and love. That's why the way it pronounces, is different from normal pronounce Mandarin, more like opera.

  • @bubble4662
    @bubble4662 3 года назад +4882

    I like the part when he turned around

    • @Mowdown
      @Mowdown 3 года назад +57

      Where is that

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 3 года назад +74

      @@Mowdown It's somewhere in the video I think.

    • @shaadow3242
      @shaadow3242 3 года назад +48

      If u turn around u will find it

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 3 года назад +16

      @@shaadow3242 Yep.

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil 3 года назад +7

      @Mr Pyro Oh. Strange.

  • @graf
    @graf 3 года назад +22343

    lyrics:
    近前看其詳上寫著
    秦香蓮年三十二歲那狀告當朝
    駙馬郎欺君王瞞皇上
    那悔婚男兒招東床

    • @mr.gotling1210
      @mr.gotling1210 3 года назад +5559

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @Ariidayo
      @Ariidayo 3 года назад +2998

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @buzownik
      @buzownik 3 года назад +748

      gdy probujesz byc smieszny ale wychodzi cringe jak zawsze :(

    • @Rand0m1nance
      @Rand0m1nance 3 года назад +1323

      ununderstandable
      but have a nice day tho

    • @032_ritiksati7
      @032_ritiksati7 3 года назад +779

      Understandable
      Have a nice day ✌️

  • @jai_singh_123
    @jai_singh_123 2 месяца назад +5

    Put this in your ringtone

  • @loapeasontsa
    @loapeasontsa Месяц назад +1

    CONGRATS ON 100K MY MAN

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 3 года назад +3798

    Jerry is just vibing off-screen

  • @wasteman6069
    @wasteman6069 3 года назад +4692

    If a joke like this was made on childerens television nowadays there would be lawsuits

    • @kalebsci
      @kalebsci 3 года назад +546

      people would say its racism and whine about it

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 3 года назад +303

      @@kalebsci nah they just need to make the song from a popular k-pop group

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 3 года назад +231

      kalebsci i mean it _is_ pretty racist

    • @prestongarvey2599
      @prestongarvey2599 3 года назад +441

      @@Person-lk1vs yes but there's a difference between blatant racism and funny racism
      nobody likes blatant racism
      with funny racism, even the people its making the joke against laugh

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs 3 года назад +61

      Preston Garvey well in this case, it is blatant racism

  • @mohsensali1469
    @mohsensali1469 6 месяцев назад +6

    Listening to this legendary banger instead of studying electromagnetics💯🔥🔥

  • @Nightwalker-df1zd
    @Nightwalker-df1zd 6 месяцев назад +1

    I listened to every second of this masterpiece

  • @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456
    @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 3 года назад +2627

    *"In the future, humor will be randomly generated"*

  • @bluchickenstudios9957
    @bluchickenstudios9957 3 года назад +3459

    Other people: This is offensive to Asians
    My Asian brain: Lmao cat go spin

    • @ANONYMOUS-it1ku
      @ANONYMOUS-it1ku 3 года назад +26

      😂😂

    • @devilh0urr569
      @devilh0urr569 3 года назад +207

      As a fellow Asian, yes haha cat go brrrrrrr

    • @RodrigoMacielCosta
      @RodrigoMacielCosta 3 года назад +110

      "noo, you cant make asian cartoon jokes"

    • @TNoob69
      @TNoob69 3 года назад +31

      No this is Patrick

    • @abigmonkey4606
      @abigmonkey4606 3 года назад +47

      Us asians be vibing to the song doe I don’t why would they think it’s offensive to us

  • @phamhuongthaoanh3854
    @phamhuongthaoanh3854 23 дня назад +1

    Amazing

  • @ferenjianboard
    @ferenjianboard 7 месяцев назад +18

    4k 60fps... gosh my eyes are dropping tears. such awesome graphics. feeling so proud for humanity how far technology has gone. Though it could be used for better things. Huggies to everyone! >:D

  • @mcribs4704
    @mcribs4704 2 года назад +5645

    "Don't listen to Sun Tzu. Mans cappin."
    - Zhong Xina

  • @isaiahcalzada2521
    @isaiahcalzada2521 3 года назад +2496

    I just noticed Tom's ears rapidly move back and forth.

  • @anneocampo1815
    @anneocampo1815 2 месяца назад +4

    "Fool im not touching you","you mama wasn't love you","Cant touch me at all" and "kitchen in the dungeon" is the stuff I cannot unhear

  • @mkx2755
    @mkx2755 4 месяца назад +16

    DON'T TOUCH HER

    • @whitewu4576
      @whitewu4576 4 месяца назад

      I did not hit her it’s not true it’s bullsh*t I did not hit her I did not

  • @VisBurning
    @VisBurning 10 месяцев назад +7

    非常好听👍,爱来自China

  • @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274
    @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274 3 года назад +3736

    Plot Twist: Jerry was singing in the background

  • @umapessoaaleatoria3463
    @umapessoaaleatoria3463 3 года назад +3041

    Lyrics:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear the God
    I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me at all
    I'm still gonna Bang Paul

  • @HitoHito20
    @HitoHito20 4 месяца назад +6

    Little pink: Tom insults China 😂

  • @madklee4723
    @madklee4723 4 месяца назад +1

    commenting after years just cuz of this masterpiece
    truly a life changer 👌🏻😭

  • @monz3598
    @monz3598 2 года назад +18476

    Fun fact: if you skip 10 seconds the lyrics and tom spinning still connects

  • @TimmhsBlog
    @TimmhsBlog 2 года назад +4809

    "Jin Chen can't see"
    "Can't touch me at all"
    "Kitchen in the dungeon"
    "I swear I got the bank account"
    "Fool I'm not touching you"
    "My mama wasn't lovely"
    "I swear I'm going to downtown"

  • @fish_R_stinky69
    @fish_R_stinky69 9 месяцев назад +2

    It's so buttery smooth!

  • @Aureus07
    @Aureus07 3 года назад +1630

    Song: Chinese
    Comments: English
    Kitchen: in the dungeon

    • @tonion1052
      @tonion1052 3 года назад +5

      Niceeeeeee

    • @Aureus07
      @Aureus07 3 года назад +35

      @@nemmo5012 wide:putin

    • @diSSonanceternal
      @diSSonanceternal 3 года назад +3

      Y E S

    • @JustthesameJn
      @JustthesameJn 3 года назад +6

      @@Aureus07 these memes: perfect

    • @afxrs
      @afxrs 3 года назад +5

      @@nemmo5012 Wc murah: cuma 5000

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 2 года назад +18657

    How Karen thanks the German waiter at the Korean Restaurant in the US

    • @kyuzen6515
      @kyuzen6515 2 года назад +365

      CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BOTS TO SPAM THE FCK OUT THE COMSEC

    • @Fryn1801
      @Fryn1801 2 года назад +595

      Oh a verified comment, i will reply under it so i can get many likes
      But seriously get the hell away bots
      Some of u in the reply seems to not understand what i meant, i wasnt talking about the original commenter being a bot, i was talking about how some bot will reply under a verified comment to gain free clout

    • @mist3635
      @mist3635 2 года назад +116

      She swears that she banged Paul?

    • @briangorham8502
      @briangorham8502 2 года назад +35

      That is the meaning of international or global idk

    • @amolkumar6059
      @amolkumar6059 2 года назад +24

      This is chinese isnt it?

  • @rodiculous9464
    @rodiculous9464 12 дней назад

    Man the video is so smooth

  • @user-yv1is8yt8h
    @user-yv1is8yt8h 2 месяца назад +1

    This is the best example of the spread and interaction of different cultures across regions, and reflects certain attitudes, meanings and tendencies of people.

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 года назад +55126

    humanities greatest achievement

  • @zah7537
    @zah7537 3 года назад +2889

    Ching Chen hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear to god
    I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me at all
    But I'm going to still be a Bang Paul

  • @lybach1222
    @lybach1222 4 месяца назад

    Nice ! From now on this is my ringtone🐧

  • @muigor
    @muigor 6 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing.... 难以形容的有趣啊👍🏻

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 3 года назад +1789

    When your IPhone is better because apple logo is not bitten.

  • @Meiruu
    @Meiruu 3 года назад +3575

    I like the fact that even you skip it 10s the lyrics still connected.

  • @triangl3boi
    @triangl3boi Месяц назад

    best video fr i've ever watched

  • @matheussampaio1529
    @matheussampaio1529 4 месяца назад +7

    How's this song racist? This slaps

    • @jonathanliu7999
      @jonathanliu7999 3 месяца назад

      The English translation is bait.😅

  • @babalpoyolebih3343
    @babalpoyolebih3343 2 года назад +6624

    "Kim Jong in the dungeon"
    Very understandable

  • @memeycorny7773
    @memeycorny7773 3 года назад +19460

    Parents: Why do you need a 4K monitor?
    Me: Its complicated...

    • @bladewagon5230
      @bladewagon5230 3 года назад +267

      @Unknown Anonymous my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @cascadeflims7261
      @cascadeflims7261 3 года назад +32

      Memey Corny *laughs in ipad rentia which has 4k*

    • @soitoe
      @soitoe 3 года назад +19

      69 likes

    • @soitoe
      @soitoe 3 года назад +8

      damn it nvm

    • @hugoclarke3284
      @hugoclarke3284 3 года назад +11

      drugs are bad, 4K?

  • @jeffwang6460
    @jeffwang6460 4 месяца назад +1

    Looked up this meme out of curiosity today and did NOT expect it to be 3 years old

  • @user-km4op4ds2p
    @user-km4op4ds2p 2 месяца назад +4

    0% English
    0% swearing
    100% eating KIMCHI

  • @omarmoukhalleati8686
    @omarmoukhalleati8686 3 года назад +1360

    3 questions that can’t be answered by science:
    1. Where is the kitchen in the dungeon?
    2. Why is this video 10minutes long?
    3. Why did I watch the full video?

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 3 года назад +5

      @Complex Faker i wonder :(

    • @goatamatix894
      @goatamatix894 3 года назад +4

      Wonder we do

    • @brady7676
      @brady7676 3 года назад

      Copied

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 3 года назад +3

      @@brady7676 don’t expose me😖(it’s not)

    • @trinitrojack
      @trinitrojack 3 года назад +4

      The first one is self explanatory. The kitchen is in the dungeon. If you are asking where the dungeon is, now that's a different story...
      The dungeon is in your heart.

  • @Bonkify69
    @Bonkify69 3 года назад +625

    When your DNA says that you're 0.001% Chinese

    • @xidam8254
      @xidam8254 3 года назад +5

      my Dna has a little bit of chinese heritage but im not chinese

    • @No-pp4pu
      @No-pp4pu 3 года назад +4

      @@xidam8254 bro it's a joke

    • @xidam8254
      @xidam8254 3 года назад +6

      @@No-pp4pu yah i know because my cousin typed that reply not me

    • @abiranam70
      @abiranam70 3 года назад +2

      Underrated

    • @abiranam70
      @abiranam70 3 года назад +1

      Are you online

  • @TahmidKabir-gr3qm
    @TahmidKabir-gr3qm 7 месяцев назад +5

    0:17 Kim Jong in a Dungeon (felt that bro)

  • @BarberAnimations
    @BarberAnimations 9 месяцев назад

    It’s so weird too see a video this smooth for some reason

  • @soulripper9477
    @soulripper9477 3 года назад +5079

    Fun fact:
    Skipping forward or backwards 10 seconds doesn't change the song at all

  • @vedawidyatmaka
    @vedawidyatmaka 3 года назад +5256

    Lyrics i hear:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear to god i'm Bang Paul
    Fool i'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me
    I swear to god i'm Bang Paul

  • @Njrocks00
    @Njrocks00 7 дней назад

    The 4k and 60fps makes this so much better

  • @ahaansgoodstuff
    @ahaansgoodstuff 9 месяцев назад +11

    IShowWongTyMin, this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song,

  • @kannathedragon7625
    @kannathedragon7625 3 года назад +16387

    Teachers : The internet is dangerous. Be careful.
    The Internet :

    • @Poland002
      @Poland002 3 года назад +583

      liking lolis is the actual danger O.O

    • @mayankjain04
      @mayankjain04 3 года назад +67

      Lmao

    • @cottagcheese
      @cottagcheese 3 года назад +183

      tom is a danger to us , he has such power in his pose here

    • @kreb9721
      @kreb9721 3 года назад +150

      You're that part of the internet the teachers are talking about

    • @whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023
      @whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023 3 года назад +32

      @Mr Culec dont judge people by their usernames pls

  • @gettokyoko
    @gettokyoko 3 года назад +10733

    When your DNA test comes back as 0.69% Chinese: