Because ad design these days seems to be mainly done formulaicly, and by MBA-for-brains people who are overly hung up on calculated optimization of ad effectiveness. That being said, we probably _do_ still get punchy stuff like this now and again... but we miss it due to mainly watching on paid streaming services and on YT with adblock.
0:53 Tommy: Why don't you eat Kern's bread? Fred: I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials! *gets grabbed by a gorilla off screen* Tommy: Violence? What violence? I love how evil Tommy looks.
@@marsandcobbles2404 Makes sense. I'm guessing Fred's puppet was also redesigned. He looks very similar to Bert so I wonder if his character design was recycled as well.
Jim Henson in his commercials: do you like product? Other: no Jim Henson: *inflicts violence upon the civilian* let’s try that again shall we? Step 4. Profit $$$$
Wilkins: Do you like to drink? Wontkins: Yes. Wilkins: Do you like to drink coffee? Wontkins: Yes. Wilkins: Do you like to drink Wilkins Coffee? Wontkins: No. *gets hit with a bat* Wilkins: Shall we try that again?
I don't usually eat bread by itself but these are the kind of commercials that would make me want to try it, that's a good sign when the commercial actually gets me to want the product instead of pushing me away from it like most commercials nowadays.
Oh my, I don’t think that’s a good idea on Tommy’s end. He would torture everyone who don’t like Kerns Bread. And that, my friend, would ruin the kids show that Sesame Street has become today, without violence.
I mean, yeah, Cyanide & MajorBrawl, it’d be a good/fun idea. But, It would probably get the two taken off the show immediately. And parents would be thrilled that a loving kids’ show like SS could have full-on violence and even impact their children. And the kids would learn to act this way, too. This could eventually lead the show on a road to downfall. But they are just 2 muppets. I’d honestly like it (if they did) to be that they weren’t violent on the show, but obviously violent in their commercials.
Wilkins: Knock Knock! Wontkins: Who’s there? Wilkins: Wilkins! Wontkins: Wilkins who? Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee! Wontkins: I don’t get it. Wilkins: You should! (Slap) Everybody should get Wilkins Coffee!
Tommy: Hey buddy, do you want Gabi tea or brand X? Suzy: So what so good about Gabi tea? (BOOM!) Tommy: There Is only one thing It doesn't blow up. Tommy: Do you like to drink? Suzy: Yes. Tommy: Do you like to drink tea? Suzy: Yes. Tommy: Do you like to drink Gabi tea? Suzy: No? (THONK) Suzy: Oh! Tommy: Shall we try that again? Tommy: Hey fella! Suzy: Oh! Tommy: Do you like Gabi tea? Suzy: Ooh, well geez I don't know I guess- (KABOOM!) Tommy: You gonne be a positive.
According to Muppets Wiki, there has been a total of 24 Kern's Bread advertisements featuring Tommy and Fred here. This compilation shows only 10 of them, indicating that the other 14 are still missing. The following are the titles for the missing Kern's Bread commercials: 1. "House Is Not A Home" 2. "Kneading" (Who 'kneads' it) 3. "Vanish" (There went my troubles) 4. "Want A Bite?" 5. "Window" (Why don't you drop down to the grocery store for some?) 6. "Everybody" (NOT the Knock Knock commercial!) 7. "Good Boy" 8. "I Forgot" (Mountain) 9. "Lose All The Time" 10. "Nitro Sandwitch" 11. "Persuasion" 12. "Promise" 13. "Steamroller" 14. "Whenever You Want" If anyone has found any of the missing 14 commercials for Kern's Bread, please reply to me. Thank you very much!
Wilkins: the taste of Wilkins Coffee is like music to my ears. Wontkins: what are the symbols for? BANG!!! Wilkins: this is a very symbolic commercial.
Wilkins: hey buddy do you want Wilkins coffee or brand x Wontkins: what’s so got about wilkins coffee *explosion* Wilkins: well for one thing it doesn’t blow up
TOMMY:Hey buddy! You want Kern's bread or brand X? FRED:Well, then what's it about Kern's bread? BOOM!!!! TOMMY: Well, for one thing: it doesn't blow up.
These comments: 80%: Substituting Wilkins and Wontkins, and Wilkins Coffee, or some similar brand. 10%: Pointing out dark humor. 9%: Some other stuff. 1% (me): *"fwEEEEEEEP! THONK!"* Update: thanks to more enthusiasts of "the sound", I'd like to update the following percentiles: 70%: Substituting Wilkins and Wontkins, and Wilkins Coffee, or some similar brand. 11%: *fwEEEEEEEEP! THONK!* 10%: Pointing out dark humor. 9%: Some other stuff.
Wilkins: Bob didly dee-bob Wilkins, Bom, bom. Wontkins: What on Earth is going on? Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee is always on my mind! Wontkins: I think it's gone through his head.
Tommy: "Whatcha doing?" Fred: "I'm practicing the piano." Tommy: "Did you eat a toast made with Kern's Bread this morning?" Fred: "No." (The piano comes to life and eats Fred alive) Tommy: "Strange things happen to people who don't eat Kern's Bread."
These two puppets(Tommy and Fred) were previously used in the Tales Of Tinkerdee pilot. The puppet used for Tommy was previously used for Taminella Grinderfall and the puppet used for Fred was previously used for the prime minister.
When i think about Kerns bread i think about those braided rugs my mom and her friends crocheted out of strips cut from the bags. They called them "bread bag ties" and my mom made several of them. I wish I had one of them now. I remember the rows of red, blue, yellow, and white from the bags all nicely arranged on the rugs.
Tommy: Anybody who doesn't eat Kern's Bread ought to be tarred and feathered, right? (Fred then appears as he is revealed to be tarred and feathered off-screen.) Fred: WRONG! Tommy: He always was a bad sport.
“Bob didly dee-bob, Kern’s™️, Bom, bom.” “What on earth is going on?......” “Kern’s™️ Bread is always on my mind!” “I think it’s gone to his head.........”
Wilkins:why don’t you drink Wilkins instant coffee? Wontkins:I don’t like the violence in their commercials. Gorilla pulls Wontkins off screen Wilkins:violence? What violence?
Tammy Grinderfall's son Tommy ended up selling Kern's bread, the P.M. got demoted, left Tinkerdee, and changed his name to "Fred". Same puppet, different character.
[Fred is in a rocket to get away from Tommy.] Tommy: “Got any Kern’s Bread on board?” Fred: “No. 3, 2, 1-“ [The loaf of Kern’s Bread launches Tommy into the sky.] Fred: “…Huh. Looks like I lucked out this time.”
I know that those 2 puppets were previously used as Taminella Grinderfall and The Prime Minister in Tales of Tinkerdee, but why is that video on the PMC Channel marked as for kids? Before November 5 this year, it wasn't marked as for kids.
Note to self. Once a day, maybe more if needed, eat a sandwich with bread that’s part Kern’s, part Claussens, part Merita, and part Taystee, and a side of McGarry’s sausages with a bottle of Frank’s, a bottle of Faygo, a bottle of Calso water, a cup of Kraml milk, and a blend of Wilkins, Nash’s, Community, La Tourainne, and Red Diamond coffee. Did I appease Wilkins?
A couple reasons I think 1. They had to be very short 2. They had to be memorable 3. Wanted to implement some unique puppetry and 4. bc threatening ppl into buying something works wonders...jk but u know lol. I know the wilkins ads were so over the top bc Jim personally hated coffee so he thought of what it’d take for him to drink it
My friend here is gonna tell you how much he loves Kerns bread. What’ll mr kerns do if I refuse? (A foot steps on Fred) Oh he’ll probably put his foot down.
1:52 - *Tommy:* My friend here is gonna tell you how much he loves Kern's bread!" *Fred:* What'll Mr. Kern's do if I refuse?" Wait HOLD UP: Shouldn't it be "What'll Mr. _Kern_ do if I refuse?" Not a possessive?
The guy who wrote the commercials for WIlkin's Coffee wrote the ones for Kern's Bread. And the publishers didn't suspect a thing because they were drinking Coca Cola with real cocaine in it.
Kermit: help save me! Tommy: code green did you bring the secret loaf of kerns bread ? Kermit: no (tommy closes the Window then opens it) tommy: then why don't you go down to the store for some
The amount of bread Commercials Jim has done is insane
Compared to the coffee though?
The bread market was pretty big in the 50s! This was the era where supermarkets and at home food became a norm. same with coffee
"I have done nothing but shoot bread commercials for three days!"
I agree.
You should gets some kern's bread
I like having kerns bread with wilkins coffee
Well I dont
@@howardball1289BOOM things seem to happen to people who dont drink wilkins coffee
@@howardball1289and the other
@@howardball1289 well well well will RUclipsrs I just kidding
I do to
I'm eating a McGarry's sausage sandwich made with Kern's bread and washed down with a cup of Wilkins coffee. May I be permitted to live?
Wilkins: yes and you are my friend
Those companies are still around?
Did you drink Frank’s Soda?
Or Red Diamond coffee
@@eaglejones856 Wilkins eats Taystee bread
How come we don't have commercials like this anymore? They're freaking hilarious haha!
0:53 because of this I believe
@@rabbidsnipes5654 cancel culture would be outraged
Because people today want violence in their movies, television shows, and video games, but get offended if even a hint of it shows up in a commercial.
Because ad design these days seems to be mainly done formulaicly, and by MBA-for-brains people who are overly hung up on calculated optimization of ad effectiveness.
That being said, we probably _do_ still get punchy stuff like this now and again... but we miss it due to mainly watching on paid streaming services and on YT with adblock.
We'll get it back, commercials like these can have violence played for laughs, it's called comedy.
1:58
You can hear the crunch as his neck gets stepped on. He’s definitely dead.
Jim Henson was utterly brutal back in the day.
That was a meaty crunch too
Pain
All for KERNS bread my friend
RIP Jim
Rest in peace Fred
0:53
Tommy: Why don't you eat Kern's bread?
Fred: I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials! *gets grabbed by a gorilla off screen*
Tommy: Violence? What violence?
I love how evil Tommy looks.
He is like taminela
King Kong V: karma for supporting the people that killed my family!
@@zaythecreator846
He is, Jim re-used her puppet to make Fred
@@marsandcobbles2404
Makes sense. I'm guessing Fred's puppet was also redesigned. He looks very similar to Bert so I wonder if his character design was recycled as well.
@@sageturmelle
Now you mention it, they do look similar
Jim Henson in his commercials: do you like product?
Other: no
Jim Henson: *inflicts violence upon the civilian* let’s try that again shall we?
Step 4. Profit $$$$
Thweeep thomp
What’s the other 3 steps
Wilkins: Do you like to drink?
Wontkins: Yes.
Wilkins: Do you like to drink coffee?
Wontkins: Yes.
Wilkins: Do you like to drink Wilkins Coffee?
Wontkins: No. *gets hit with a bat*
Wilkins: Shall we try that again?
Violence what violence ha
Wilkins is fat And Won’tkins is skinny
@@Bruh404-i4e You got it backwards
Never
Nothing better than having Kern's bread with a nice hot cup of Wilkin's coffee to start the day.
You have to don't you
Did you have McGarry's Sausages to go with those?
I don't usually eat bread by itself but these are the kind of commercials that would make me want to try it, that's a good sign when the commercial actually gets me to want the product instead of pushing me away from it like most commercials nowadays.
They should have a bakery on Sesame Street and these guys should run it
Oh my, I don’t think that’s a good idea on Tommy’s end. He would torture everyone who don’t like Kerns Bread.
And that, my friend, would ruin the kids show that Sesame Street has become today, without violence.
@@TheOfficial_YoItSJaKe4091 that sounds fun
I mean, yeah, Cyanide & MajorBrawl, it’d be a good/fun idea. But, It would probably get the two taken off the show immediately. And parents would be thrilled that a loving kids’ show like SS could have full-on violence and even impact their children. And the kids would learn to act this way, too. This could eventually lead the show on a road to downfall.
But they are just 2 muppets. I’d honestly like it (if they did) to be that they weren’t violent on the show, but obviously violent in their commercials.
@@TheOfficial_YoItSJaKe4091 do you love kern's bread?
Of course! 😟
“ violence? What violence? “
The timing of that one commercial is perfect.
It was probably based off of an actual complaint they got
@@darthbiz2095 No doubt. But I meant the timing on this particular video.
the happy jingle at the end made it more terrifying tbh
Kids: Depressed.
The Entire School System: 0:45
This is very underrated
"Ya gotta be positive"
Family Guy moment
Relatable
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
0:30 I thought he was going to ask if the guy wanted a club sandwich XD
there's something pure about this kind of advertising. barebones 7 second comedy advertisement performed by puppets. its genius
Every time I whach jim Henson commercials it makes me feel bad about his death
He will live on in his Works. But yes!
Wilkins: Knock Knock!
Wontkins: Who’s there?
Wilkins: Wilkins!
Wontkins: Wilkins who?
Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee!
Wontkins: I don’t get it.
Wilkins: You should! (Slap) Everybody should get Wilkins Coffee!
I like how often they reuse jokes through brands
I can't be the only one who loves Tommy's design
I love it too
“Violence? What violence?”
And he just looks at you while tapping his fingers together like, “you didn’t see anything, right buddy?”
(Outro)
1:00
Tommy: Bop diddly de Bop Gabi boom boom!
Suzy: What on earth Is going on?
Tommy: Gabi tea Is always on my mind!
Suzy: I think It gone to his head.
Tommy: Hey buddy, do you want Gabi tea or brand X?
Suzy: So what so good about Gabi tea?
(BOOM!)
Tommy: There Is only one thing It doesn't blow up.
Tommy: Do you like to drink?
Suzy: Yes.
Tommy: Do you like to drink tea?
Suzy: Yes.
Tommy: Do you like to drink Gabi tea?
Suzy: No?
(THONK) Suzy: Oh!
Tommy: Shall we try that again?
Tommy: Hey fella!
Suzy: Oh!
Tommy: Do you like Gabi tea?
Suzy: Ooh, well geez I don't know I guess-
(KABOOM!)
Tommy: You gonne be a positive.
I like these puppets. The unique jokes are good, and that crazy puppet sells the reused jokes best
I never thought the line "I used to love my raincoat" would creep me out so much. 😳😱
According to Muppets Wiki, there has been a total of 24 Kern's Bread advertisements featuring Tommy and Fred here. This compilation shows only 10 of them, indicating that the other 14 are still missing. The following are the titles for the missing Kern's Bread commercials:
1. "House Is Not A Home"
2. "Kneading" (Who 'kneads' it)
3. "Vanish" (There went my troubles)
4. "Want A Bite?"
5. "Window" (Why don't you drop down to the grocery store for some?)
6. "Everybody" (NOT the Knock Knock commercial!)
7. "Good Boy"
8. "I Forgot" (Mountain)
9. "Lose All The Time"
10. "Nitro Sandwitch"
11. "Persuasion"
12. "Promise"
13. "Steamroller"
14. "Whenever You Want"
If anyone has found any of the missing 14 commercials for Kern's Bread, please reply to me. Thank you very much!
What the heck is good boy?
"What's so good about Kern's bread?"
"Well, for one thing, it doesn't blow up!"
It’s hard to eat a sandwich without incurring the wrath of 3 bread brands.
I love how directly malicious commercials used to be.
Man these are great. I remember how excited I was to catch my favorite commercial right at the beginning. Good times
Fred: What are you eating?
Tommy: A sandwich made with Kern's bread, wanna bite?
Fred: Yeah.
Tommy: *bites his arm*
Fred: AH! HE'S A SHARP SALESMAN!
Wilkins: the taste of Wilkins Coffee is like music to my ears.
Wontkins: what are the symbols for? BANG!!!
Wilkins: this is a very symbolic commercial.
Wilkins: hey buddy do you want Wilkins coffee or brand x
Wontkins: what’s so got about wilkins coffee
*explosion*
Wilkins: well for one thing it doesn’t blow up
*fwEEEEEEEEP! THONK!*
TOMMY:Hey buddy! You want Kern's bread or brand X?
FRED:Well, then what's it about Kern's bread?
BOOM!!!!
TOMMY: Well, for one thing: it doesn't blow up.
These comments:
80%: Substituting Wilkins and Wontkins, and Wilkins Coffee, or some similar brand.
10%: Pointing out dark humor.
9%: Some other stuff.
1% (me): *"fwEEEEEEEP! THONK!"*
Update: thanks to more enthusiasts of "the sound", I'd like to update the following percentiles:
70%: Substituting Wilkins and Wontkins, and Wilkins Coffee, or some similar brand.
11%: *fwEEEEEEEEP! THONK!*
10%: Pointing out dark humor.
9%: Some other stuff.
fwEEEEEEEEP! THONK! is an amazing sound
@@anonymousgojiyou got it. Thank you
@@darthbiz2095i agree. Good sounds
Wilkins: Bob didly dee-bob Wilkins, Bom, bom.
Wontkins: What on Earth is going on?
Wilkins: Wilkins Coffee is always on my mind!
Wontkins: I think it's gone through his head.
Tommy: "Whatcha doing?"
Fred: "I'm practicing the piano."
Tommy: "Did you eat a toast made with Kern's Bread this morning?"
Fred: "No."
(The piano comes to life and eats Fred alive)
Tommy: "Strange things happen to people who don't eat Kern's Bread."
These commercials I would love to see on TV today.
These two puppets(Tommy and Fred) were previously used in the Tales Of Tinkerdee pilot. The puppet used for Tommy was previously used for Taminella Grinderfall and the puppet used for Fred was previously used for the prime minister.
These Vintage Jim Henson Commercials are the best!, and also Hilarious.😁😄
That’s why I always have a slice of Kern’s bread with my cup of Wilkins instant coffee.
One of the most important things I look for in buying bread is that it does not blow up
When i think about Kerns bread i think about those braided rugs my mom and her friends crocheted out of strips cut from the bags. They called them "bread bag ties" and my mom made several of them. I wish I had one of them now. I remember the rows of red, blue, yellow, and white from the bags all nicely arranged on the rugs.
Wow. This alone really makes me regret missing out on the 1960s. Even if I'd be really old here in 2022.
I CAN'T GET OVER HOW AT 0:44 HE JUST SHOOTS HIM
*TOMMY:* Ya gotta be positive!
“Hey buddy! You want Kern’s Bread or Brand X?”
“Well,what’s so good about Kern’s Bread?”
*KA-BOOM!*
“Well, for one thing, it doesn’t blow up!”
0:48 (WOOOOOIP! *Bonk* )
Just as good as the Wilkin's Coffee ads.
I'll have 2 Claussen's, 3 Kern's, 2 Mcgarry's sausages and 1 wilkins coffee
I feel like I'm in a alternative timeline to the coffee commercials
Tommy: Anybody who doesn't eat Kern's Bread ought to be tarred and feathered, right?
(Fred then appears as he is revealed to be tarred and feathered off-screen.)
Fred: WRONG!
Tommy: He always was a bad sport.
0:09 he looks like Ernie and bert mixed together
A Taste of Kern's Bread is Like Music To My Ears
What are the cymbals for?
@@xboxgamesxbox9455 this Is a Very cymbalic commercial
@@ivansimonov6076 do you like Nash’s coffee
I have a hunch i'm being followed!
Have you started eating a sandwich made with Kern's Bread?
“Bob didly dee-bob, Kern’s™️, Bom, bom.”
“What on earth is going on?......”
“Kern’s™️ Bread is always on my mind!”
“I think it’s gone to his head.........”
*FWEEEE THONK*
1:28 Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Kern's bread commercials are the best
Wilkins:why don’t you drink Wilkins instant coffee?
Wontkins:I don’t like the violence in their commercials.
Gorilla pulls Wontkins off screen
Wilkins:violence? What violence?
This is literally Tamanilla Grinderfall, and the Prime Minister from the Tales of the Tinkeree pilot. Just realized that.
Tammy Grinderfall's son Tommy ended up selling Kern's bread, the P.M. got demoted, left Tinkerdee, and changed his name to "Fred". Same puppet, different character.
Jim was never a man to let puppets go to waste.
[Fred is in a rocket to get away from Tommy.]
Tommy: “Got any Kern’s Bread on board?”
Fred: “No. 3, 2, 1-“
[The loaf of Kern’s Bread launches Tommy into the sky.]
Fred: “…Huh. Looks like I lucked out this time.”
Red Pearl: Why don't you drink Red Diamond Coffee?
Garnet: We do not approve of the violence in their television commercials.
*The Gorilla pulls Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl and start beat them up in the off-screen*
Red Pearl: Violence? What violence?
0:01Bop bidily dep bop Kearns bop bop
What On Earth Is Going On?
Kern's Bread Is Always On My Mind.
I Think It's Going Through His Head.
This is what adverts should be man, short and sweet
I know that those 2 puppets were previously used as Taminella Grinderfall and The Prime Minister in Tales of Tinkerdee, but why is that video on the PMC Channel marked as for kids?
Before November 5 this year, it wasn't marked as for kids.
They don’t make commercials like this anymore. The commercials today drive people to read books!
0:22 What was used to make the "boink" sound?
“Violence? What violence?” Ok that was awesome XD
The taste of Kern's bread is like music to my ears
What are the symbols for
(crash) This is a simbolic commercial
@@s.r.a.d.p.l free honk
0:18 What's so good about Piranha Plant in Smash?
(Waluigi Arc) Well, for one thing, he doesn't turn a whole world into T-posing zombies.
0:45 Wow, couldn't imagine that shit airing today. 😨😂
These are incredibly tame compared to Wilkins Coffee
I remember watching these as a kid.
1:32 3… 2… 1… *BOOM!*
*FRED:* ...Kern's Bread really _is_ out of this world!
I think Tommy and Wilkins would get along well. Nothing beats breakfast with Kern's Bread and Wilkins Coffee.
Wilkins: The Taste of Wilkins Coffee is like Music to my ears.
Wotkins: What are the cymbols for?
Wilkins: This is a very symbolic commercial.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kerns!
Kerns who?
Kerns bread!
I don’t get it.
You should, (slaps Fred on the back) everybody should get kerns bread!
Note to self. Once a day, maybe more if needed, eat a sandwich with bread that’s part Kern’s, part Claussens, part Merita, and part Taystee, and a side of McGarry’s sausages with a bottle of Frank’s, a bottle of Faygo, a bottle of Calso water, a cup of Kraml milk, and a blend of Wilkins, Nash’s, Community, La Tourainne, and Red Diamond coffee. Did I appease Wilkins?
Don’t forget getting some dugan’s bread and checking for a jackpot win at SOHIO
You also need jomar instant
But what about Dugan's?
Wontkins' dad teaches Wilkins' dad a strict lesson for raising a murderous psychopath who keeps killing his friend over and over again.
Why were all of Jim's commercials from the time so... intense lol. Between this and the Wilkin's Coffee ads, I feel he was working through something.
A couple reasons I think
1. They had to be very short
2. They had to be memorable
3. Wanted to implement some unique puppetry
and
4. bc threatening ppl into buying something works wonders...jk but u know lol. I know the wilkins ads were so over the top bc Jim personally hated coffee so he thought of what it’d take for him to drink it
The yellow puppet is Bert's grandfather
Kerns bread is like music to my ears symbolic commercial
I miss kern bread old😿😿
Classic Commercials
My friend here is gonna tell you how much he loves Kerns bread.
What’ll mr kerns do if I refuse?
(A foot steps on Fred)
Oh he’ll probably put his foot down.
0:39 WATCH OUT! HE’S GOT A GUN!!!😳😱🔫 This is dark comedy for children of the late 20th century!
Kerns bread intro be like: 1:23
Wilkins: "Hey, fella!" (Slaps Wontkins' back)
Wontkins: "Oof!"
Wilkins: "Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?" (Slaps Wontkins' back again)
Wontkins: "Erf! Well, gee, I dunno. I guess..." (gets shot)
Wilkins: "You gotta be positive."
What are you eating?
@@muppetsandpvzfan A sandwich made with Kern's Bread. Want a bite?
@@funshine97 Sure! (crunch!) AAAH HE'S A SHARP SALESMAN!
@@funshine97 Now I'm not gonna eat anymore Kern's Bread!
@@funshine97 Next question, what do you think of Kern's Bread?
Monster Inc Reference 0:58
1:52 - *Tommy:* My friend here is gonna tell you how much he loves Kern's bread!"
*Fred:* What'll Mr. Kern's do if I refuse?"
Wait HOLD UP: Shouldn't it be "What'll Mr. _Kern_ do if I refuse?" Not a possessive?
Yeah. But the Kern's Bakery marketers evidently weren't bothered enough by the error to make Henson re-do the ad, so...
1:10
meet the first hat to go to the moon
0:39 The Cinema Snob used a Kerns Bread commercial in his 'Godzilla Raids Again' review.
The guy who wrote the commercials for WIlkin's Coffee wrote the ones for Kern's Bread. And the publishers didn't suspect a thing because they were drinking Coca Cola with real cocaine in it.
Tbf, even with the real cocaine in it, the commercials during 30s up until the late-60s weren’t nearly as wild!
If a muppet asks you if you like a brand, always answer yes. For your own safety of course.
The gone to his head joke was quite funny.
People who don't eat Kern's Bread just blow up sometimes.
Re: Aw that’s a lotta- (Gets blown up by Fa)
@@gocartoongirl2352 See what I mean?
@@funshine97
I’ve got five aces, can you beat that?
@@leilaniking4856 I got a loaf of Kern's Bread. (Shoots you) Nothing beats Kern's.
@@funshine97
Have a sandwich made with Kern’s bread sir?
00:58
about as Close to a Dark Cystal Meets the Muppets we´ll ever get.
Nah, that's Scred
I can see why Claussen’s Bread isn’t around anymore, Kern’s Bread damn murdered or threatened every one of their customers
"I do not approve of the violence in their television commercials."
(Monster takes Fa away)
Mi: Violence? What violence?
I like these Kern's bread commercials
Fa: I don’t! (KABOOM! Mi and Fa are covered in smoke) Only kidding Mr Kerns!
Kermit: help save me! Tommy: code green did you bring the secret loaf of kerns bread ? Kermit: no (tommy closes the Window then opens it) tommy: then why don't you go down to the store for some
One trick pony. McGarry's Sausage, Wilkins coffee, and Kerns bread. Oh well, I guess everyone has to earn a living.
These are just rehashes of the Wilkins & Wontkins commercials. But at least these still continue to amuse me. =P
Any last requests? Like for a sandwich made with Kern's Bread?
@Sesame Street Sonic Fan Forever You don't like Kern's Bread?
@Sesame Street Sonic Fan Forever How shocking. (Pulls lever)
I've got 5 aces can you beat that?
@@johnmonroe8557 I got a loaf of Kern's Bread. (Shoots you) Nothing beats Kern's!
@@funshine97 THWEEE THUNK
Old Man Kerns just hired me to sell his crummy Kern's Bread. (Gets burned)
I think he just fired you too.
@@kiletaylor94 *THWEE THUNK*
Grimace before McDonalds:
is Kerns bread still around?....asking for a friend