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Everything: Blows up or becomes a circle or some sticks Also Sponge: What did you want to do with me? Bird: Bye, peace! 😭😭😭😭 Thomas: "LOL, that was fun!😂" (I hate you all😫😫😫)
10:12 theres a conversation in my head "So this is it huh?" "Yeah pal, I guess this is goodbye" "Well then, see you on the otherside John" "Goodbye Bob"
cute toy: "Yay, I got new owner! Oh i'ts pretty big room, and this stand just for me alone, I'm flattered." cute toy: "Wait, owner, why ceiling is dro...."
@@giraffelover6537 I am italian too. And i wish one day every place in the world will follow our example, and adopt this useful instrument of personal hygiene.
Crushing toilet paper in 2019: Oh, cool Crushing toilet paper in 2020: >:0 Edit: How to flex in 2020: when you have enough toilet paper to crush while other people are panic buying
@@mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793 yeah I like when they use that thing and the one with the many holes in it. Those are my favorite. I think he did a cabbage and it literally shot out little cabbage bullets lol
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Press pig head please :v
Bang pres kepala orang
AWAS
Hi histers
Oh yes plz zzz xxxxx ☺☺☺☺😊😊😊
"Daddy, where did all my toys go?"
B A xD
In the idraulic press 😈
XD
B A • I was gonna comment 💬that!!!!!!
gone 😊
Hydraulic press: "You can't defeat me"
Literally any object: "I know, but he can"
*The Kitchen Sponges*
I’d laugh if someone put your hand giving the middle finger in there!
Fardo rip
Did fresds
Paper too
The pink spiked ball
Thomas smiled as the life left his eyes
Why does this only have 3 likes lol
I laughed out loud and my fan got concerned 😂
𝓛𝓮𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰
I have put this at 68 likes. Someone do the honor
This deserves more likes .
I rewatched the furby one 3 times. I love how even after the light left its eyes it kept screeching until the very end.
The look on the Furby's face as the press starts to slowly crush the life out of it...
as a 90s kid that really hit me hard
@Rocky Burchett thanks for the time stamp.
When those eyes go from light to black...
"No... Please, I don't want... sto... "
IT LOOKED UP.
It knew it’s fate.
Everything else: *dies*
Sponge: haha that tickles
XD It’s sponge bob he can’t die XD
deserves more likes
i read the 2nd line in spongebob’s voice
a spongebob ad popped up as soon as I read your comment lol
That squesh thing: am i joke to you?
Thomas...H-he smiled...He smilled while his life flashed before his eyes.
@TTime why u sound like deku? 🤣😭
@@Dicon. c:
Elephant... He smiled too :(
@@olhamelnychuk551 he did indeed...
thank goodness you notice too...
Everything: Blows up or becomes a circle or some sticks
Also Sponge: What did you want to do with me?
Bird: Bye, peace! 😭😭😭😭
Thomas: "LOL, that was fun!😂" (I hate you all😫😫😫)
0:28 same thomas, same. smile through the pain
Be smart.
Be Thomas.
Noo, not Thomas!
I may be 56, but when I see these kid's toys being crushed, I become a child again.
@Llamaz Rule i felt the pain
Wow, I didnt think Thomas would be the most relatable thing I would experience today
11:54 his smile got bigger with the pain 😁
Thomas smiling while being crushed is a visual representation of how my life is going
Me 2
He like. This is fine, im okay
My life gets worse every 0.000000000000000000000000000001
Of a second.
True man...
That is Steven universe in the episode “everything’s fine”
7:22 This goose just transcended into its ultimate form.
quacc
Thats a goose
@@random6579 Probably.
lps peppipitkätossu even better
It became Quars.
Brilliant ! The lit candles are always extra special when they squish out the holes.
Bedrock: I am the strongest block in minecarft
Sponge: try again old pal
TErroR Lol XD
I don't get it🙁🤔
XD
Nobody:
12 year olds at 3 am on a private browser: 2:21
Mommy where we go?
The way Thomas the train kept smiling as his life was being crushed out of him
Right? So CREEPY 😱 Creepypasta like
I was hoping for this comment, thank you I didn't get disappointed hahaha
me every day
furries are superior to weebs awww😂
He smiles because his pain is being ended
8:36 When you finally get to release the fart you've been holding in all day.
I rewatched and burst out laughing because it's true!
I Bursted out laughing at 12:00 at my mom god so mad Wow alote of likes
Jk
Powwww
Kansas lmaooo
So what you’re telling me is we found Sid (Toy Story)’s dream job 🤔
3:46 seeing the light leave that furby's eyes was pretty sad.
Ikr 😢
Except for all of those poor kids who were traumatized by their demonic Furbies, it was probably the sweetest vengeance, lol
i couldnt watch that part i ended up crying and saying NO FURBY! :'(
That thing probably still functioned like nothing happened
And it looked up
*It was time for Thomas to go, he had seen everything.*
😢
DARN IT I ALREADY COMMENTED THIS BEFORE I SAW SOMEBODY ALREADY SAID IT
:(
His face was so creepy though
He was like "I will be back"
😢😢😢
3:48 Anyone notice the Ferbie looked up when it started getting squashed. I always knew those things were possessed.
And at 3:53 tries to scream for help
Alex T ikr
😮🤔😐
Alex T
lmfao it’s because the eyes are like that. they can look up, down, sideways or whatever. they can also make noise. just a furby
Furby*
no music please..
SAME
The music is fun and a nice contrast to the destruction we witnessed before us.
Mute it then lol 😂
I want to hear all the squishing and breaking and splattering - skip the music!
True😭
"hey man, how are things going?"
"oh, everything's just fine."
0:27
LMAO I'M DEADDDDDDDDD
LMAOOOOO
Or 2:24
3:46 that was brutal
He stared at us the entire time
Everyone being satisfied:
Me: “The clean up...” 😰
I was imagining how heavy his trash bags are.
😂
Real mystery is how to basic clean up
Me : The waste ..
Floppity Flojo me too 😅
7:22 *Peace was never an option*
𝓞𝓸𝓹
"The untitled goose game" if you ask me
🦢🔪 knife go brr
What am I doing with my life?
Real
You’re doing fine…this shit is awesome for anyone to just decompress. Don’t be so hard on yourself, good things are coming for you
Smae
Nothing
I don’t know either
0:27 *thomas will remember this act of heresy, don’t think it ends here.*
He stares at the camera to
Sir thopam hat is pissed
Apparently, Thomas thought he had seen everything.... until he met Lauri and Anni
His face.... He's traumatized...
Luqqy xxc
Ynkppp
3:45 Okay now I feel bad. The little fuzzy dude was all happy and stuff. AND THEN LOOK AT HIS FACE AS HE IS GETTING CRUSHED! He looks so sad :(
*cries*
I don’t lol. Never really liked furbies or whatever they were
furbies deserve all pain they get
@@sonozaki0000 true lol. Also I love your video on your channle from 2 years ago.. Please make more sound tracks pleeeeease
Yeah
11:17 it actually exploded
That was the idea
@@freeEnd_ no with, like, a proper explosion
Aww man
Stan TWICE&BTS&GOT7&KARD&MAMAMOO You Potatoes! , what about nct and black pink?
@@punsarethelowestformofcome352 I've been getting into NCT recently but I'm not big on BlackPink
I'm newly retired. The alarm clock (3:05) made me smile.
Everything crushes instead of sponge
Spongebob: Hee heee heee hee hee
*evil bayayayayaya
Прывітанне
*happy bahahahahahahahahaha
Loll
U forgot patrick.
" and do you know Thomas kept smiling right up to the moment his face fell off"
"Ah yes the little engine that could"
Thomas was no longer a Really Useful Engine.
The little engine that could
Not survive a hydraulic press
0:28 It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.
Walking Milk I feel like he was staring into my soul as he was crushed.
Poor Thomas.
*Thomas had never Seen such bullsh*t before.*
@@hayzyhorses6899 awh
5:44 Toilet Paper Firework Show 2020.
7:30 How to make Spaghetti in a nutshell.
8:21 How to make Elephant Toothpaste in a nutshell.
Wait that’s toilet paper? It looks like it fell in the toilet
0:53 **Sponge exists**
Hydraulic press: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"
Kung fu panda vibes 😂
How about 11:24?
"Thomas had seen everything."
He dyin.
But he Keep smilin.
But he had seen too much
@@ancientcultist4654 _yes_
Who's thomas
@@bettyakuffo9556 thomas mama
What we learned from this:
Sponges are invincible
Yep XD
Very true :3
Lol
Already knew that from the bullying episode of Spongebob
Cass Z and paper explodes
This video made me laugh I needed this. I have to say the crayons were amazing!!!!
The smile on thomas’s face while he is getting crushed makes me contemplate my life
Бессмысленная порча продуктов и вещей. Создателю ролика на было свою башку под это пресс подложить. Веселее смотрелось бы
Айзек Ксенос uhh...wut?
Mr. Conductor I don’t feel so good...
Ben Roley LMAOOOOOOO
Thomas reacts to 0:30
Im so proud of thomas man, even with all of that weight above him he remained smiling.
Thomas had seen enough, it was time for it all to end. He was happy to go. XD
@@KuvaPefo I was having a bad day thx for making me happy :)
True
who’s thomas
@@haylee_flannery its thomas the train,, the third one
I wish u wouldn’t put music in there. I like to hear the crunching sounds
Why don't you just listen to ASMR videos?
true
I can't have my sound on so I don't really get to listen to any sounds
Briarfall cause we want to listen to the hydraulic press sounds not necessarily asmr
Same
HYDRAULIC IS A BOSS
UNTIL NOKIA PHONE ARRIVES
I felt bad for some toys, such as the Furby. Everything else was so satisfying
Same
Nuuuu I literally feel bad when anything breaks and it has a face
Yah
all furbys deserve death
@I'm crazy so, when you have a kid and it wakes you up at 3 in the morning, your just gunna crush it?
10:12 theres a conversation in my head
"So this is it huh?"
"Yeah pal, I guess this is goodbye"
"Well then, see you on the otherside John"
"Goodbye Bob"
And then their corpses became one horrifying patty
@@fancypants9914 very satisfying to watch
@Lara Yeets lmaooo
Lama:wait up guys dont forget about me- (ded)
SO SAD
Toys: being brutally murdered
Music: 💃🏽🕺🏿💃🏽🕺🏿💃🏽🕺🏿
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺
@@vl.u2657 💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃🕴️💃
🤣
The happy music while Tomas stares into your soul 😭
Me: *Watches a Furby getting crushed.*
“Mmm, add that to my list of nightmares.”
Search up Momo
XD I can relate
POOR FURBY :(
Original furby’s were selling for just over 4k last year.... just smooshed another press. 🤦🏻♂️
FURBIES ARE CREEPY tbh (also for children)
Everything in this video: **gets completely destroyed**
The sponges: **just vibing**
Underrated
@@vim6781
This comment is copied so it’s already overrated
ye
Lesson learnt: *be a sponge in life*
ruclips.net/video/Ufq2B6DRHOE/видео.html
The one we haven’t seen is hydrolics crushing hydrolics.
Lol
Hydraulics*
*cleetus noises* lol good looking
They've been real quiet since you posted this 🤭
I don’t know why a video like this is so useless but so entertaining.
11:54 When you're happy in life but the responsibilities during CoVid quarantine kicks in.
😂😂😂😂
The *crushing* responsibilities?
Luke B. Ayyye
Save my spot 2:08
Absorb them, ddo not let them crush you
5:00 even with the Hydraulic Press the coronavirus couldn't be defeated
Yes... just yes....
That's not the corona virus it's just a ball
Spills tea*
*True*
@Syed Aydin Syed Halim you asked to sub fr
Hydraulic press: I fear no man, but that thing
*S P O N G E*
Hydraulic press: it scares me...
😂
Bet it Can’t beat up SpongeBob
The worm was a close second
Christina Olson definitely
Profile pic sauce pls
This, along with pimple popping videos is really all I need.
Hydraulic Press: **exists**
Sponge: *” OH? You’re approaching me?”*
Ya with the famous fight with dio vs jotaro UwU
Mudamudamudamudamuda
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Sponge: *I shall never die.*
Is that a jojo reference
cute toy: "Yay, I got new owner! Oh i'ts pretty big room, and this stand just for me alone, I'm flattered."
cute toy: "Wait, owner, why ceiling is dro...."
:(
Good bye, my friend. You’re going to a better place...
The finnish version of Sid from Toy Story.
That’s a Furby and a lot of people hate em
😑
You: * crushes toilet paper *
People in 2020: Nobody liked that
Now how are we going to get toilet paper!?
italians: meh (laughs because of bidet)
@@rhodigian this oddly offended me becuase im Italian but this is still a great joke lmao
@@giraffelover6537 I am italian too.
And i wish one day every place in the world will follow our example, and adopt this useful instrument of personal hygiene.
The likes on this comment are gonna spike in the next few days lol
I don't know why the furbie one made me laugh so hard. I feel like a sicko 🤣😭🤣
“There’s no way I’m going to watch all 12 minutes of this!”
12 minutes later...
Justyn Delbridge the A’s are the best
well...
Hahahaha can relate...
i felt that to and i dont know what kind of witchcraft is this
And 49 secs😂😁
Question one: Why do they light candles before crushing them?
Question two: anyone else slightly traumatized by the life leaving the ferbies eyes?
? What 2nd question
nah
@@cheespleas XD
Rip ferbie
Most likely to light the candles so it's softer to press.
3:04 what i want to do to my alarm clock every morning.
+ 😂👌🏻
If it wakes you up and annoys you it’s doing its job
Lol
Glad i dont have one
That is officially the way I want to turn off my alarm in the morning! 😂
7:22 "dying was never an option"
He cant be killed he just turns into a bowl
good reference
You evolved from Duck to Bowl Duck!
It went from cool duck sculpture, to pottery.
Nobody gonna talk about how his face also matches the day that he will get pressed from the hydraulic
I love how thomas the train is literally exploding with a huge smile on his face and then its like seee yaa lol
more like that 'im fine' meme
Someone send that to MxR
Like always:)
Someone gotta "im fine" meme that video lmao
8:38 it’s all fun and games until you see this lime B L E E D
What is that tho for real??
There were some leftovers from something else under the machine
@@Enithyla ahh i see, thanks!
@@iam878 from...? 👀👀👀
@@iam878 well....
I’m beginning to understand why Ai Hayasaka loved these so much
Crushing toilet paper in 2019: Oh, cool
Crushing toilet paper in 2020:
>:0
Edit: How to flex in 2020: when you have enough toilet paper to crush while other people are panic buying
Its like
Us in 2019:oh wow thats so cool.
Us in 2029:U CANT BE DOING THAT 😠😠
Gimme yo gun
Look at the post date
Lol
Crushing humans in January 2017 onwards: aww, I liked that guy.
Crushing humans before that: That's illegal.
3:47
I.. really don't like Furbys... But i felt the pain i'm his eyes
@Nubaid Mridha What hapend to furby senpai!!!
You could tell it was saying, "But why?"
And then they went dark
Shit that's deep
Their ears drooping down as it got crushed was so sad
Absolutely no one felt bad when the alarm clock got crushed.
So true
His boss did
I did
I did it was a sweet alarm.
Great excuse for sleeping in... "Sorry I'm late, my alarm went off and got crushed by a hydraulic press."
Gotta admire the utter dedication to crushing candles.
The machine: *destroys legos*
Me: *_IMPOSSIBLE_*
;; b u b b l e t e a I think they weren’t LEGO
;; b u b b l e t e a they were the soft kind I think
*f l a c c i d l e g o*
He did not really crush them like the second he touched them they fell apart
Dont
Worry the Lego was made out of clay
Furby: la la la...
Furby: “looks up”
Furby: what is going on?
Furby: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
“Glitches” “Dies”
Edit: thanks for all the likes!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
F
E
R.I.P Furby
F
Hydraulic press: I am the strongest man on earth
Sponges: *think again*
Tutti
@Giovanna Machado but in the end you still have 2 sponges🤷🏻♀️
don't
forget the bol
You like Jane ASMR right ?
Man?
Man crushed Thomas the Tank Engine's career
0:27 *"It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything."*
pfttttt
The conductor had had enough
Awww
oh please
Nobody :
Absolutely nobody:
My brain : “Put your hand there”
Me too xDDD
Me too
Christian Gil Case I just want you to know I was your 100th like 😚✌️
Christian Gil Case my hand started hurting when I read that
Ok but why tho?
Child: Mommy, have you seen my toys?
Mother: Oh, uhhh...Daddy has them
You deserve more likes😂
Underated comment
lol😂
Xanny _1101 ...
plot twist: the vegetables are the toys
I swear, the furby was looking up at the hydraulic press
3:45 - The crushing of furby was disturbing. You could literally see its soul dying
:(
I was going to Comment that
:(
UnU
@Burning Elmo the destroyer of lands tysm
Me:**sees hydroflask with hydraulic press**
Hydroflask:**has water and breaks**
Me: HER WATER BROKE
Kaminari Pickachu haha this was actually kind funny 😂
What if it’s a boy
Jacob Brus yes
Jacob Baboonery yes
Lol
3:46 this one is actually kinda terrifying, it's like you're genuinely watching him die 😳
Ikr like what even was that?
A furby
Terrifying? You think that because you haven't seen 10:26
Yo that’s creep bruh
@@D.m0nio you’re right, I haven’t yet uh oh
I use to listen to these in restaurants and honestly their relaxing to listen to
8:35 That seal let off the meanest fart I’ve ever seen.
LOL
MaxFlight lmao
Ur right
XD
5:32 that pig let off the meanest burp I’ve ever seen.
6 year old me: mom look what I made at school today!
Mom: wow that’s great
Mom a couple hours later: 2:23
Nooooo
It was well worth it, very satisfying
7:28 was the best
@@harrycurtin7129 Very True fam
lol
3:48 the exact moment Furby felt he is about to die
3:54
Furby actually screams for help in a last ditch attempt to not be flattened
That shit freaked me out man..
hi K M S...
'
furby toy is a not gender
bestamerica do you mean “furby has no gender”
@@bestamerica Boats also don't have a "gender" per se, but we still refer to them as she. Don't be triggered.
The ringing alarm clock one is great!
10M people: This is satisfying,interesting and funny.
Thomas: Am I a joke to you??
Yes
Yes... yes. You are.
And the furby
Thomas had never seen such Bullshit!
Nicu Plays 2 nobody cares
"Thomas had never felt such crushing pain before."
😂😂😂ikr
!?
R.I.P Thomas the Train 1999 to 2020
I saw that also
He’s smiling through the pain
4:19 for those looking for the thumbnail
Thank you, this is what we need in the comments .
Just looking for satisfaction
You're a god
@@scp173classeuclid7 p
I can tell...
you’re a very nice person
sorry I just got to comment again but I'm impressed myself 🤩🤩
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
My brains:put ur hands there
This
My head: put ur head there
@@souji3407 2:00
My head literally gives me anxiety when i'm watching this
Idonthavenickname you have multiple brains?
3:44 yea im so-
WAIT WHAT R U DOING
HEY! STO-
*happy music still playing*
3:46 furby: my time has come...
3:52 Press: what!? WTF
Bee doo may may kah
Bleartg
I like you is the translation
3:46 the happy music combined with the terrifying imagery is absolutely hilarious
Obama
I just felt bad for the fuzzball
No its a furrby
They went way to far this time
Yeah it hurt my heart to watch that part
Grazie.
0:27
Thomas: *feels press coming down*
Also Thomas: *chuckles* I’m in danger
😂😂😂😂
Why did I read this as *thanos*
My favorite part
The greatest of a young child’s fears Thomas going to the scrapyard
R.i.p. Thomas
him: **crushes toilet paper**
2020: 👁💧👄💧👁
Animals From Heaven *h and i is crying*
*-hi-* how ya doin’
Hyper Z wait what
how do you know it’s a him😂
(👁️👄👁️)
💧 💧
Lol
2020: Hydraulic pressing expensive things
2030: Hydraulic pressing Hydraulic presses
2040: hydraulic pressing viruses for revenge?
2050:hydraulic pressing aliens
Sounds like a mr beast vid bc he did the microwaving a microwave.
@@carsonturner8392 who's Mrbeast
Karl Moulton search mr beast on youtube
The Rubik’s cube gave up before the press even touched it! 😂
Shop keeper: How generous of you buying toys for your kids everyday.
This Guy: what kids
Just before someone comments a cursed comment
Guy:i crushed them along with the toys
西方瑜珈 *I was gonna say that.*
r/ cursedcomments
Gone 😁
*hold my kids*
Minerals: We are the only ones who can survive the wrath of the hydraulic press!
Sponges: Are you sure about that?
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Paper: *GET A LOAD OF THESE DUDES*
Nokia 3310 : hold my beer
1:34 celebration
Teachers: DETENTION
The candles at 7:30 was one of my favorites. But they are all ENTERTAINING
Frankie Rzucek I agree
Frankie Rzucek like a visual orgasm, wow
@@mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793 yeah I like when they use that thing and the one with the many holes in it. Those are my favorite. I think he did a cabbage and it literally shot out little cabbage bullets lol
Frankie Rzucek i wholeheartedly agree hahaha
@@mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793 I just read your name hahahahah