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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @Jonny2inch
    @Jonny2inch 2 года назад +135

    Mario is never gonna make it to New Jersey with Dave at the wheel.

    • @TheAncientTale
      @TheAncientTale 2 года назад +15

      He will just end up in North Dakota.

    • @ashpuppyenby
      @ashpuppyenby 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @zunglegaming9822
      @zunglegaming9822 2 года назад +7

      He’ll probably end up in Africa

    • @bravoxray
      @bravoxray 2 года назад +3

      I remember hearing a metric that most car accidents occur within a few miles of your house. I think that applies here 😂

    • @uraveragemike
      @uraveragemike 2 года назад +2

      Mario is stuck in the ditch by Dave's house in Pennsylvania.

  • @andyq524
    @andyq524 2 года назад +58

    DGR willingly jumping out of the clown car.......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gailonebell2154
      @gailonebell2154 2 года назад +3

      Laughing out loud at someone else's misery is the best

  • @CaveMiner
    @CaveMiner 2 года назад +11

    5:48 the most DGR thing ever

  • @frushperson2790
    @frushperson2790 2 года назад +74

    “I’m filled with hope, I’m filled with liquid hot magma” That level couldn’t of come up at a better time 😂

  • @shrimp19921
    @shrimp19921 2 года назад +89

    For how much Dave complains about levels without good indicators, he missed just about all of them that first level.

    • @edubockmann
      @edubockmann 2 года назад +4

      I love dave, but when he is playing bad he tries to blame on the level creator

    • @shrimp19921
      @shrimp19921 2 года назад +2

      @@edubockmann ain’t no trying about it. Easily the hardest thing about watching his videos.

    • @thevoid7653
      @thevoid7653 2 года назад +1

      like the "sweet wind"

    • @JollyBlackGiant07
      @JollyBlackGiant07 2 года назад

      @@thevoid7653 beat me to it lololol

    • @hassanawdi3793
      @hassanawdi3793 2 года назад

      Also he says he has iq of 171 which I doubt that cause if he had he would have beaten this level no indicators required

  • @DJDroz-tz4qc
    @DJDroz-tz4qc 2 года назад +33

    I'm guessing that first level came out before the World update. Otherwise there might've been a P-Balloon instead of a clown car.
    Fun Fact: it's impossible for Balloon Mario to touch the ground. No matter how hard he tries he cannot fail the condition without taking damage or getting another power-up.

    • @Syrup_Sugar
      @Syrup_Sugar 2 года назад +2

      The P block also came right?
      I'm not sure but there was one

    • @DJDroz-tz4qc
      @DJDroz-tz4qc 2 года назад +1

      @@Syrup_Sugar I'm not sure if that was the Legendary update or the World update? It showed say in game under notifications. It might be buried by now though?

  • @saucepowder5839
    @saucepowder5839 2 года назад +27

    awesome video! sorry my level killed your run before it even started LUL glad you went back and got the clear like a gamer tho! Keep up the amazing work!!!

  • @appleton6509
    @appleton6509 2 года назад +28

    It's time once again for Mario to have a BAD DAY.

  • @shinkaiatsuya950
    @shinkaiatsuya950 2 года назад +23

    Its funny Dave using the term ratio'd without knowing what it means. Reminds me of Joey from friends using air quotes without knowing what it means.

    • @andyq524
      @andyq524 2 года назад +2

      A Friends reference always gets a like from me. Lol

  • @CatThatFollowsChrist
    @CatThatFollowsChrist 2 года назад +12

    16:45 that looks like a level panga would play

  • @Fuchs123
    @Fuchs123 2 года назад +2

    9:00 To clearify "Teiel" pronounced like "Ty-L" means something like "Thingy". If you assume he made a typo and meant "Teil" it could also mean "Part". But more in context with MM2 Levels i rather guess it's Troll Thingy. Greeting from Germany -CrazyGermanPizzaGuy

  • @tubular6420
    @tubular6420 2 года назад +15

    Isn't it weird when dgr gets a troll level in super expert mode? or when it literally has his name. that must be cool

    • @HandsomeDanVacationRentals
      @HandsomeDanVacationRentals 2 года назад +2

      Ja! Isn’t it vierd!

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 2 года назад +3

      There are so many levels with his name so it happens often enough

    • @lights5651
      @lights5651 2 года назад +1

      Not really he is a top influencer of mario maker

    • @Mizai
      @Mizai 2 года назад

      congratulations on not saying first

    • @tubular6420
      @tubular6420 2 года назад

      @@Mizai wait i was first?

  • @ApfelJohannisbeere
    @ApfelJohannisbeere 2 года назад +10

    Well take the level you hate as a learning experience. You managed the new-soup-shell-jumps and were doing so much better.

  • @charleslee8313
    @charleslee8313 2 года назад +11

    One-Shot Johnson for a super expert level?! And it was a first clear? Fascinating

  • @taymond2722
    @taymond2722 2 года назад +10

    Love me a Dan Good Repairs video ;)

  • @TS_Mind_Swept
    @TS_Mind_Swept 2 года назад +1

    14:16 he's not dead, he just leaped off the screen...see, he's right there (still waiting for hugs..)

  • @SomeGuyYouW2F
    @SomeGuyYouW2F 2 года назад +3

    For anyone new to the channel just know @5:48 sums up this channel.

  • @RizZaTV
    @RizZaTV 2 года назад +5

    "Teiel" is an misspelled word the correct word ist "Teil" and this means Part so there is an Part 1 of this level. Hope that helped

    • @TakeWalker
      @TakeWalker 2 года назад +2

      Dave can rest easy knowing the level creator doesn't speak German any better than he does

    • @RizZaTV
      @RizZaTV 2 года назад

      @@TakeWalker 😂😂😂 good one

  • @Shane-sf9pv
    @Shane-sf9pv 2 года назад +1

    5:55 that distorted music fit the mood extremely well lol

  • @Kevin700P
    @Kevin700P 2 года назад +4

    5:47 After so many tries, you’ve just realized there was a clear condition…

  • @NoneLikeRob
    @NoneLikeRob 2 года назад +9

    Dave is so silly and spends so much time on silly levels that I forget how good at Mario he really is

  • @turkeyman631
    @turkeyman631 2 года назад +3

    Theres some days where I feel like a god gamer, and some days I just feel off. After watching Dave play the first level in full I realized this was definitely one of his off days! lol

  • @Koyol
    @Koyol 2 года назад +4

    If only Dave had 3 extra lives for that last level...

  • @willierose4720
    @willierose4720 2 года назад +2

    25:17 had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @matthewwise7728
    @matthewwise7728 2 года назад +3

    Always remember the clear conditions ☺️☺️☺️

  • @mschmidt163
    @mschmidt163 2 года назад +1

    27:27 just cause you wasted half your lives with yolos and pause trick doesnt mean it should get a boo!!!

  • @d.a.5756
    @d.a.5756 2 года назад +2

    8:52 i´m german ^^ Teiel is no german word, i think he means "teil" and teil is the same as part °troll part two ;)

  • @danielcasas9244
    @danielcasas9244 2 года назад +2

    Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme,come on everyone, its bobsled time!

    • @gowildler
      @gowildler 2 года назад

      … in Mario Party?

  • @Rynsey
    @Rynsey 2 года назад +1

    05:48 I wanted to scream.

  • @turtleforcontent
    @turtleforcontent 2 года назад +1

    Babe wake up DGR posted a new SENSEC video🙏

  • @dudebladeX
    @dudebladeX 2 года назад +3

    I feel like that first level was cleared by the creator by way of a _lot_ of muscle memory.

  • @cheesepopps
    @cheesepopps 2 года назад +3

    I noticed the flapper on my toilet is leaking. Should I try cleaning it, replace the flapper itself, or replace the entire guts of the toilet? THANKS Dan!

    • @ChaosRocket
      @ChaosRocket 2 года назад

      Burn the house down for the insurance money and buy a new house with a toilet that works

  • @Happy-American
    @Happy-American Год назад

    14:26 I like the sound effects!

  • @aliyasinyavuz6768
    @aliyasinyavuz6768 2 года назад +3

    "Troll Teiel" means "Troll thing" but it has been misspelled 😂

    • @gowildler
      @gowildler 2 года назад +3

      German “Teil” can also mean: part, section

  • @randyholcomb2140
    @randyholcomb2140 2 года назад

    I'm not sure why I find enjoyment through your guyses suffering but these are just entertaining

  • @bassistguy
    @bassistguy 2 года назад

    14:31 A little Uno Mas there. Mario fell through the bricks at the bottom.

  • @danielcasas9244
    @danielcasas9244 2 года назад +1

    It really is amazing how well hell do at a level on first or 2 nd time through, and never do it again

  • @mickgorro
    @mickgorro 2 года назад

    8:30: "E, dekiru yatsu iru no?" = "Eh, is there a chap who can (beat this)?"

  • @Fitz_Sports
    @Fitz_Sports 2 года назад +2

    That last level DGR played called “buen pulso” is Spanish for “good pulse”

    • @gowildler
      @gowildler 2 года назад

      * Italian. Look at the flag.
      Oh wait, it’s the flag of Mexico (a Spanish-speaking country), not Italy.

    • @brianstewart3897
      @brianstewart3897 2 года назад +1

      I like to order nachos buen pulso.

  • @Muggsy_bogues.commenter
    @Muggsy_bogues.commenter 2 года назад +4

    Dgr is such an underrated RUclipsr he is amazing

  • @bobpieczarka4357
    @bobpieczarka4357 2 года назад

    I was screaming "DO NOT GET THE 1-UPS!!!" @24:15

  • @CaveMiner
    @CaveMiner 2 года назад +2

    I hate when the run is going good and then a level like this appears 17:00

    • @Inksploded
      @Inksploded 2 года назад

      He should skip those these levels are basicly imposible

  • @starpetalarts6668
    @starpetalarts6668 2 года назад +1

    I should make that exact 9 shell jumps level but put a kaizo trap at the end.

  • @Chernobog2
    @Chernobog2 2 года назад +1

    16:40
    It just says "Endless TA" (time attack, presumably
    So it seems they made it specifically for the Endless Course

  • @andyalvein5138
    @andyalvein5138 2 года назад +1

    The end of that first level has been sooooooo DGR... 171 IQ Dingus xD

  • @lograystudios
    @lograystudios 2 года назад

    16:26 NICE JOB MAHN

  • @Quiggles-bf2oh
    @Quiggles-bf2oh 2 года назад

    11:55 The good news is believers, I think you're getting paid, Imediately dies. Lol

  • @wafflebroz
    @wafflebroz 2 года назад

    8:35 Dave trying to be a meme lord

  • @cattatron
    @cattatron 2 года назад +3

    Finally I’m early! The trolls are everywhere, DGR. Trust nothing

  • @Leeteor
    @Leeteor 2 года назад +1

    Pure sadness at 5:48 :(

  • @mike1024.
    @mike1024. 2 года назад

    When the video starts with "ok chat" instead of a proper RUclips intro, you know we were an afterthought again.

  • @meighanwong5384
    @meighanwong5384 2 года назад +1

    Have fun the real dgr! You are miss out my super mario world!

  • @robertAGC
    @robertAGC 2 года назад +1

    I can’t remember seeing Dave so dispirited.

  • @alemangioni
    @alemangioni 2 года назад +2

    I had never heard Dave say the word "Hate" so many times in the whole stream history! Is everything alright?

  • @sirbabybee6267
    @sirbabybee6267 2 года назад

    DGR is legitimately very good at the game now.

  • @Polatian
    @Polatian 2 года назад +1

    I love your vids dan! Keep it up!

  • @ecchichanf
    @ecchichanf 2 года назад +1

    >8:49
    >Troll Teiel 2
    it's missspelled. I think it's on purpose.
    "Troll Teil 2" is right and means "troll part 2".

  • @Imaproshaman7
    @Imaproshaman7 2 года назад

    This was really great.

  • @damonwalden5699
    @damonwalden5699 2 года назад

    The face @6:00 🤣

  • @lograystudios
    @lograystudios 2 года назад

    1:48 No sarcasm, if that didn't impress the kids, nothing will

  • @Mystwarrior1
    @Mystwarrior1 2 года назад

    24:17 i said to myself "$100 bucks says he doesnt get the 1 ups"

  • @divVerent
    @divVerent 2 года назад

    That long see-saw at 11:35 reminds me of some one-way circumvention glitches. Is that a way to speed up winning the level? Not sure if it's lined up right for that though.

  • @agustinmartinez5587
    @agustinmartinez5587 2 года назад +1

    Nice levels

  • @ZawaOnYoutube
    @ZawaOnYoutube 2 года назад

    "You know I hate dot dot dots"
    Don't do dot dot dot worthy shit then lmaooo

  • @chrispeefeart4655
    @chrispeefeart4655 2 года назад

    Dave really forgot his 171 at home with that first level.

  • @caxtnova
    @caxtnova 2 года назад +1

    I've always wondered who is the Dan in Dan Good Repairs. Could Dan beat Spiny Control?

  • @bzerkie3393
    @bzerkie3393 2 года назад

    Dot Dot Dots
    come on someone had to do it

  • @TrimutiusToo
    @TrimutiusToo 2 года назад +1

    Ratio'd is like usually when tweet gets lots of hate comments

  • @KuhHirte
    @KuhHirte 2 года назад +1

    "teiel" (miss spelled it actually is "teil") means "part

  • @sethlinn5294
    @sethlinn5294 2 года назад

    That was the most painful video I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • @Dargonhuman
    @Dargonhuman 2 года назад

    Shoulda got those 1-ups at the end of that water level...

  • @mickgorro
    @mickgorro 2 года назад

    16:40: ENDORESU TA. I think you can guess what ENDORESU means.

  • @Happy-American
    @Happy-American Год назад

    17:25 When u knew u messed up, instead of pointlessly trying to reach the end, u should’ve practiced the earlier parts getting them faster

  • @BlackBeltGamers88
    @BlackBeltGamers88 2 года назад

    There should be a video where Chris plays and Dave edits. :D

  • @Happy-American
    @Happy-American Год назад

    5:48 It was at that moment he knew…

  • @Forusall
    @Forusall 2 года назад

    „Teiel“ doesn‘t mean anything in German but it’s probably the word „Teil“ spelled wrong which means „part“. So the name of the level translantes to: „Troll part 2“.

  • @wafflebroz
    @wafflebroz 2 года назад

    In that first level could you imagine if Dave actually got all the one ups?

  • @ilvybjrnsdottir4142
    @ilvybjrnsdottir4142 2 года назад +1

    German "Teil" means "part", the level title is a misspelling

  • @craigartasin
    @craigartasin 2 года назад

    I'm surprised I didnt see someone just comment "ratio" after this video to try and ratio Dave.

  • @AnSturbin
    @AnSturbin Год назад

    Sucks to get a time attack when you just refreshed your lives 😢

  • @BigShotSpamton
    @BigShotSpamton 2 года назад

    Clear condition in 1st level:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    ...

  • @sytwin2476
    @sytwin2476 2 года назад

    "Teiel" doesn't mean "No Checkpoint" in German. It means someone is to dump to write "Teil" which means "Part"

  • @tyn5802
    @tyn5802 2 года назад +1

    For those in the twitch chat was it really 45 attempts later?

    • @uraveragemike
      @uraveragemike 2 года назад

      Come on by and see..... But yes it was.

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax 2 года назад +2

    “That level cant go uncleared”
    Oh? Are we talking about Spiny Control?

    • @gowildler
      @gowildler 2 года назад +1

      No! We are not!

    • @Quiggles-bf2oh
      @Quiggles-bf2oh 2 года назад +2

      At this point I feel like the DGR community is trying to make a level so terrible that Dave throws up while trying to clear it.

    • @gowildler
      @gowildler 2 года назад +1

      @@Quiggles-bf2oh That’s a nasty community! If it weren’t for worried people like me, DGR should rather not have a community at all, in my opinion.

  • @kygigni
    @kygigni 2 года назад +1

    "Teiel" doesn't exist in german. "Ohne/Kein Rücksetzpunkt" means no checkpoint on german.

  • @SuperYoonHo
    @SuperYoonHo 2 года назад

    YOUROCK!!!

  • @Inksploded
    @Inksploded 2 года назад

    TAS levels should be skippable tbh ngl

  • @dbsm206
    @dbsm206 2 года назад

    Anyone knows the twitch schedule?

  • @zoronoa15
    @zoronoa15 2 года назад +1

    I'm french but i love your videos !!!!!!!

  • @jpvaldez4713
    @jpvaldez4713 2 года назад

    Good Morning Chat, Hope everyone has a great day and hope u all make that $$$!

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 День назад

    Bowser dies to a single bone hit?

  • @moledaddy
    @moledaddy 2 года назад

    Dot dot dot

  • @eileendevis4064
    @eileendevis4064 2 года назад

    You cannot make this stuff up

  • @criticalcritique
    @criticalcritique 2 года назад

    47th times the charm.

  • @MrHawger
    @MrHawger 2 года назад

    Ratioed - When there's more comments disagreeing with a post than likes.

  • @StefTedder
    @StefTedder 2 года назад

    You play video games for a living. You're not allowed to hate any part of your job, lol. Keep smiling Dave, your positivity is contagious and you are great at what you do! :)

  • @officertom6751
    @officertom6751 2 года назад

    Actually "Teiel" is not a real German word... I think he meant to say "Teil" which means "part". So the title of the course would be "Troll Part 2".
    By the way you pronounce the German word "Teil" kinda like the English word "tile".

  • @rogerdudra178
    @rogerdudra178 2 года назад

    that worked.

  • @noobpro9759
    @noobpro9759 2 года назад

    just in case dave. getting ratioed is short of like telling someone to read the room and get lost. for example if we were in a flame war in the comments, and you had a high ratio of disliles compared to likes youd be getting ratioed by public opinion. so telling someone to get ratio3d is to say "look at everyone hating on your content dork!"

  • @ghastbro1139
    @ghastbro1139 2 года назад

    Im from germany. In our school we have american students from rapid city. In the 10. class we will fly to them