JET ENGINE CANOE! (World's Fastest!)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @kailiu1851
    @kailiu1851 4 года назад +348

    imagine the people driving over the river:
    "Honey, we need to stop by to get some grocer- i- is that man in a jet-powered canoe?"

    • @GS-md1ex
      @GS-md1ex 4 года назад +6

      I want this. Imma take it out on Lake Erie and zoom around the tankers

    • @cosmiccaleb9633
      @cosmiccaleb9633 4 года назад +4

      Is that a man riding a shrimp (R2D2_noises.mp3)

    • @Fierydonut
      @Fierydonut 4 года назад

      XD

    • @Fierydonut
      @Fierydonut 4 года назад

      Kinda just like this 7:12

    • @JamesScholesUK
      @JamesScholesUK 4 года назад

      Nah, they're Canadian. More like "ah, soooo, ya got the ol' er... Jet powered canoe, ey? How's that workin' out for ya?"
      *I learned everything about Canada from those mooses in Brother Bear, and Due South

  • @Jeff-cg2ku
    @Jeff-cg2ku 4 года назад +255

    "So what engineering lesson did you get out of this?"
    "Don't go on vacation"

  • @Just_Joshing024
    @Just_Joshing024 4 года назад +190

    Is it just me or does the production value of this video seem really good

  • @GavinTranter
    @GavinTranter 4 года назад +758

    Sit more forward and raise/pitch the jets so they give a more horizontal thrust rather than pushing the canoe down.

    • @destructioncorp
      @destructioncorp 4 года назад +14

      Second on pitch. Maybe a second lever for it?

    • @TheBarnestah
      @TheBarnestah 4 года назад +36

      Just put the jets on a hinge. Sit further forward with a longer control arm. More like the long boat racers.

    • @JustOutHereTinkering
      @JustOutHereTinkering 4 года назад +15

      More than likely having your weight forward would solve all of this... but if you needed more pitch control you could put hinges on the motors or put trim tabs....

    • @cedielenscarbonell1250
      @cedielenscarbonell1250 4 года назад +5

      Have you thought about how they're gonna steer the boat? Even though they sit more forward, what about the need of downforce?

    • @hophop9745
      @hophop9745 4 года назад +7

      or just counterweights might work

  • @EskimoBENNY
    @EskimoBENNY 4 года назад +46

    Whoever edited this deserves recognition. Huge props to that guy, well done!

  • @jonny6638
    @jonny6638 4 года назад +83

    The Canadian in him is showing. Respect, from one Canadian to another.

    • @lukian2755
      @lukian2755 4 года назад +1

      Yes me too, I respect my fellow Canadian

    • @andrewcarroll2555
      @andrewcarroll2555 4 года назад +2

      Newfoundland Labrador baby

  • @joecook3223
    @joecook3223 4 года назад +344

    "If you're gonna build a jet canoe, you need 2 things, a jet, and a canoe"
    I dunno what i was expecting him to say really

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 4 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @iwillalwaysloveyoulove
      @iwillalwaysloveyoulove 4 года назад +4

      "Ah.... yes shoot to shoot the gun"

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul 4 года назад +3

      I was kinda expecting him to say you need a jet engine and a canoe not a full on jet

    • @finnkas7796
      @finnkas7796 4 года назад

      And one more thing, the true Canadian spirit!!!!

  • @NavJordaan
    @NavJordaan 4 года назад +377

    This is probably what you'd find in a Canadian military base

    • @eclogite
      @eclogite 4 года назад +18

      Can confirm our navy has been using these for recon since the 80s

    • @toreewilliver8350
      @toreewilliver8350 4 года назад +3

      Yeah ah.

    • @papabits5721
      @papabits5721 4 года назад +4

      We would have bought them from some other country and pay way to much for them.

    • @ChipEstrada
      @ChipEstrada 4 года назад +3

      Now the Canadian military wants one, they'll have to increase the budget so they can recruit a pilot.

    • @jameshamaker9321
      @jameshamaker9321 3 года назад +3

      @@eclogite... yet another reason to love Canada. I don't doubt, there's also a flat bottom version, back at the base.

  • @swordslinger5488
    @swordslinger5488 4 года назад +538

    This is one of the most irresponsible, ill-advised things I've ever seen. I want two

    • @owenmacgillivray8404
      @owenmacgillivray8404 4 года назад +13

      If only everyone though like this, how different the world would be lol

    • @SkyeeBleuLeone
      @SkyeeBleuLeone 4 года назад +10

      I'll take your entire stock

    • @newbmast3r694
      @newbmast3r694 4 года назад +5

      Do you retail?

    • @poeticdisaster7500
      @poeticdisaster7500 4 года назад +7

      Man if he put balast and a hydroplane wing on it would have either flew , or been super stable, perhaps more controllable with steering with the hydro wing ? .. maybe but balast and balance , is probably the most important .but for a tossed together project that worked ! i give them 100%

    • @wolfiethesniper5403
      @wolfiethesniper5403 4 года назад +1

      Bleumint take my money

  • @rosubogdan7876
    @rosubogdan7876 4 года назад +215

    "From the creators of The Jet Bike, The Jet-Pack and other Jet Vehicles...This summer... prepare for the ultimate water sport item.... with the canadian spirit of kindness on it's side.... THE JET CANOE!!!! Only at Hacksmith Industries. Rated J for jet. Useless keels sold separately. Coming to a lake near you."

    • @jakelawson5130
      @jakelawson5130 4 года назад +4

      Freakin hilarious

    • @arenacloser7528
      @arenacloser7528 4 года назад +9

      Man this guy could sell water to a fish

    • @bobasaursquared1633
      @bobasaursquared1633 4 года назад +1

      Rosu Bogdan Colin furze made a jet bike and some jet things before tho

    • @cle4tle
      @cle4tle 4 года назад +1

      i thought colin made the jet bike

    • @tempest9144
      @tempest9144 4 года назад +1

      AND NEXT MONTH IS THE JET RC BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @yaromirgusev2616
    @yaromirgusev2616 4 года назад +44

    Lets just appreciate this creation for a moment. Literally one of the oldest methods of transport equipped with a modern propulsion. Absolutely wild.

    • @Outland9000
      @Outland9000 4 года назад +5

      Next up. Jet powered horse!

  • @dougaltolan3017
    @dougaltolan3017 4 года назад +59

    You had it at 8:37 "it was very back heavy"
    2 ways to solve this:
    1 point the engines down (just be sure you dont melt the back of the canoe.
    2 (the most obvious) move the CoG forward. Make remote controls for the engines so the pilot can move forwards.
    Also, if you had increased thrust the canoe would not have reared up further, instead it would have properly got up on the plane, leveled out and caused a brown stain in your pants.
    It would only require a small skeg (look it up) the give directional stability and a rudder would facilitate much better steering than thrust vectoring.

    • @thomasnewbery7449
      @thomasnewbery7449 4 года назад +3

      Those two need to stay away from the water..... "back-heavy"? Most folks would stay "stern-heavy" ! Damn near fell out of my chair when I heard that!

    • @leifvejby8023
      @leifvejby8023 4 года назад +3

      @@thomasnewbery7449 Tail heavy then, since it is a jet

    • @The_Digital_Ghost
      @The_Digital_Ghost 4 года назад +2

      @@leifvejby8023 dude your a legend

    • @thomasnewbery7449
      @thomasnewbery7449 4 года назад

      @@leifvejby8023 I stand corrected!

    • @rlaxton666
      @rlaxton666 3 года назад +1

      Or option three, more weight in the front. I was hoping that the cameraperson visible in one of the shots was going to stay there. It would have nailed the nose/bow to the water.

  • @evilmasterskywalker
    @evilmasterskywalker 4 года назад +188

    Jet power everything. The first steps are already done. Now its up to everyone else to follow the hacksmiths lead

    • @FlamingNinja
      @FlamingNinja 4 года назад +2

      Jet powered Toaster..
      Because why not

    • @samuelreynolds8988
      @samuelreynolds8988 4 года назад +2

      How is this from 1 day ago or is it just a glitch on my screen?

    • @garenkijolfo4393
      @garenkijolfo4393 4 года назад +1

      Samuel Reynolds Those people with a badge to their names are Members of the channel, and can see the video a day before non-members can.
      I have a feeling Hacksmith needs to address this once more, so people don’t ask this question as much as now.

    • @randomdeadpool
      @randomdeadpool 4 года назад +2

      @@samuelreynolds8988 LOL
      Obviously, he is a channel's member

    • @robogamer117
      @robogamer117 4 года назад +2

      @@samuelreynolds8988 members get vids early

  • @dec5573
    @dec5573 4 года назад +339

    Everybody's gangsta until Ian rides a canoe with jet engines ,and of course a Canadian flag with a hockey stick as it's flag pole , how much more Canadian can you get?

    • @dec5573
      @dec5573 4 года назад +7

      @@derpderp1101 I know nothing of Canada now that I forgot about the maple syrup

    • @moeofdoom
      @moeofdoom 4 года назад +9

      Forgot the Tims and Maple syrup. Also a beaver wouldn't hurt.

    • @dec5573
      @dec5573 4 года назад +4

      @@moeofdoom ah yes the *beavers*

    • @moeofdoom
      @moeofdoom 4 года назад +5

      @@dec5573 or perhaps a moose? Or just use the canoe to fend off the hell spawn known as geese.

    • @Norweeg
      @Norweeg 4 года назад +1

      AvE is up there on the Canadian scale too.

  • @tim3wqrp719
    @tim3wqrp719 4 года назад +64

    I like how he says: "it's not fast enough, let's put a jet engine on this thing." Like, no emotions shown

  • @mrbuck791
    @mrbuck791 3 года назад +8

    Place a hydrofoil beneath the stern of the canoe. Such as an aftermarket "Dol-fin", designed to go on an outboard motor. It will give the stern lift for about $40. I love the idea! Keep on Rockin'!!!

  • @braxtondreher5800
    @braxtondreher5800 4 года назад +40

    Ian has such a crazy ability to be in the process of doing something outrageous but all the while keeping a Bob Ross level of calm.

  • @benacales409
    @benacales409 4 года назад +734

    RUclips: *exists
    Hacksmith: Wanna see what we can strap a rocket to?

    • @baller1029
      @baller1029 4 года назад +6

      u got that much likes, congrats

    • @benacales409
      @benacales409 4 года назад +3

      @@baller1029 totally intentional

    • @B00MBlox
      @B00MBlox 4 года назад +2

      A rocket and a jet engine are different things.

    • @neelsuvarna8672
      @neelsuvarna8672 4 года назад

      I will strap a rocket to my ass and power it from farts

  • @RM10Prod.
    @RM10Prod. 4 года назад +130

    I love how they just casually have a jetpack lying around

    • @denzilwadds7110
      @denzilwadds7110 4 года назад +1

      Don’t you have a jet pack lying around

    • @RM10Prod.
      @RM10Prod. 4 года назад

      @@denzilwadds7110 well I did till I had to cannibalize it to make my working 1/2 scale x-wing model

  • @Eadragonixius
    @Eadragonixius 4 года назад +136

    Today we finally understood the aerodynamics of a cow

  • @Cryptlcal
    @Cryptlcal 4 года назад +56

    These camera shots remind of BBC documentries.
    Not gonna lie you did an amazing job on those shots.

    • @aidanschew58
      @aidanschew58 4 года назад

      Ngl thought you were talking about something else

  • @MattsAwesomeStuff
    @MattsAwesomeStuff 4 года назад +203

    The special effects budget was off the charts in this episode. *Your CGI actually made Ian look like he wanted to be on camera.* Your canoe needs a hydrofoil. And some moose antlers up front. And you guys need to build some hovercrafts. Trending now that Cleetus has bought one. 1" corrogated plastic foamcore and fiberglass skin is apparently the way to go.
    And now for a joke: What do cheap beer and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f'ing close to water.

    • @gregorygillquist4572
      @gregorygillquist4572 4 года назад +1

      MattsAwesomeStuff Yes! Totally!

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 года назад +2

      They could probably macgyver a triple-a battery into a super weapon if they really wanted

    • @jonathansauceda589
      @jonathansauceda589 4 года назад +1

      Nice *JOK*

    • @codykirby1775
      @codykirby1775 4 года назад

      I came to the comments just to say had a hydrofoil to the canoe! That looks like you beat me to it!

    • @bskcj1149
      @bskcj1149 4 года назад

      Stargazer 199 they already explode pretty violently when heated up so I don’t think it wound be difficult

  • @thelargeloaf8990
    @thelargeloaf8990 4 года назад +114

    "I like to come out here with nature,enjoy the peace"
    Straps a loud ass jet engine to a canoe

    • @danluckins4071
      @danluckins4071 4 года назад

      congrats, you understood the joke he made, you get a participation ribbon.

    • @senfdame528
      @senfdame528 4 года назад

      So he can enjoy the nature faster

    • @CommanderStormrune
      @CommanderStormrune 4 года назад

      Straps TWO loud-ass jet engines to a HACKSMITH canoe. Please, get it right. :3

  • @willc.9498
    @willc.9498 4 года назад +136

    Me, being Canadian: ah yes we do this everyday

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 4 года назад +1

      Really?!!

    • @Toni300
      @Toni300 3 года назад

      @@Rose-yx6jq ofc

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- 3 года назад

      Oh, I thought you guys spent your days putting comedians in jail for telling jokes.

  • @thepyro1628
    @thepyro1628 4 года назад +61

    Ian: makes rocket powered canoe
    James: aerodynamics of a cow

    • @mwhughes82
      @mwhughes82 4 года назад

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  • @Phyde4ux
    @Phyde4ux 4 года назад +549

    Canoe is too stern-heavy.
    Their idea: 3D printed keels and outriggers.
    My idea: Move forward in the boat.

    • @pollux3685
      @pollux3685 4 года назад +24

      my idea: stuff james in the front

    • @mrmatt7210
      @mrmatt7210 4 года назад +39

      Change the angle of thrust

    • @Epicwarrior846
      @Epicwarrior846 4 года назад +17

      I say make a ballast for the front

    • @bradcoleman4080
      @bradcoleman4080 4 года назад +24

      That was my thoughts exactly as soon as I saw how close he was to the engines.
      Well that and adding a rudder to the rear operated by the same lever...

    • @EasyMoneySG
      @EasyMoneySG 4 года назад +9

      @@mrmatt7210 Agreed. Since it sits pretty flat while not under thrust I would guess that the thrust angle needs to changed so the engines are pointed up just a couple degrees. Adding ballast to the front would only slow you down and possibly cause instability.

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy 4 года назад +171

    Hacksmith 2030: “we put a fusion reactor on a canoe”

    • @Sam-fq3bt
      @Sam-fq3bt 4 года назад +7

      “We put an arc reactor on a canoe”

    • @matthewtheniceguy1159
      @matthewtheniceguy1159 4 года назад +1

      Hacksmith 2080: "We put a Black hole on a canoe"

    • @TRAMNITTSU
      @TRAMNITTSU 4 года назад +1

      Hacksmith 2090: “We put a inter-dimensional portal on a canoe”

    • @roboticfuzzball179
      @roboticfuzzball179 4 года назад +2

      @@TRAMNITTSU Hacksmith 2100: We created another universe in a small containment unit and used it's almost unlimited energy to power a canoe

    • @casualwoomy
      @casualwoomy 4 года назад +2

      Hacksmith 3000: “we used the fundamental basics of warp drives such as anti mass and positive mass powered by reactors with the output of 20 suns to warp drive our canoe to 729,000,000 times the speed of light”

  • @rileygunter9582
    @rileygunter9582 4 года назад +33

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate this mans balls of steel?

    • @lr21643
      @lr21643 2 года назад

      You mean brain of oatmeal?

  • @eclipse2288
    @eclipse2288 4 года назад +36

    as a Canadian I appreciate the hockey stick flagpole

  • @wsoeltkakd
    @wsoeltkakd 4 года назад +166

    how very Furze like "lets take a normal object and stick a Jet engine on it!" I love youtube... lol

  • @meesathesithlord
    @meesathesithlord 4 года назад +23

    Dr. Octopus arms would be a GREAT project.

  • @pastyuscricketer
    @pastyuscricketer 4 года назад +61

    I can almost hear the stereotypical Canadian “oot”.

    • @bboymaan4133
      @bboymaan4133 4 года назад +1

      .

    • @gnaeiuopl
      @gnaeiuopl 3 года назад

      We don't actually talk like that in most of the country

  • @valravn5735
    @valravn5735 4 года назад +88

    Ian: I need to salvage our jetpack and design a way to safely mount it's engines on a canoe.
    James: Let's slap some 2x4s and styrofoam toys with fins on it.

  • @nathanbenson3455
    @nathanbenson3455 4 года назад +137

    Some random person at the same lake they are:
    That canoes got a wake.

  • @MrGoesBoom
    @MrGoesBoom 4 года назад +40

    Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor would approve! Also, I find myself immensely amused that you mounted the flag on a hockey stick. Another great one day build

  • @floofy931
    @floofy931 4 года назад +2

    Nice J-stoke, I appreciate a man who knows how to operate a canoe

  • @carterthiessen3144
    @carterthiessen3144 4 года назад +8

    This is the greatest Canadian innovation since hockey

  • @tmbottegal
    @tmbottegal 4 года назад +42

    “Ian actually left for his canoe trip...but he left the jet engines.” Brand new sentence.

  • @RAWICE511
    @RAWICE511 4 года назад +795

    Ubers in Canada be like...

    • @Tynnyri5l
      @Tynnyri5l 4 года назад +6

      ..fuckin eh?

    • @AnjiMitoGGST
      @AnjiMitoGGST 4 года назад +4

      RAWICE511 no your thinkin of alaska

    • @AnjiMitoGGST
      @AnjiMitoGGST 4 года назад +4

      Lasol and venice

    • @halo3rat504
      @halo3rat504 4 года назад +23

      As a canadian, this is completely untrue, we use moose to get around bud

    • @novationnation2566
      @novationnation2566 4 года назад +1

      lol

  • @KREW1111
    @KREW1111 3 года назад +4

    i love watching these videos knowing the EXACT spot you are at. i have spent many hours fishing this spot. ive lived in the area for 30 years glad you made this your home for the company!!!

    • @jimmynewtron221
      @jimmynewtron221 3 года назад

      Action Island Bridge for the win Alex...

  • @kirbo1619
    @kirbo1619 4 года назад +119

    "motorcycle? done."
    "canoe? done"
    milliniem flacon? maybye in 2030."

  • @tatrautm
    @tatrautm 4 года назад +66

    Canadian Pride = "O Canada" + an overture from a French opera written by an Italian composer which takes place in Switzerland

    • @bluefire-ph8ln
      @bluefire-ph8ln 4 года назад +2

      Canadian pride.
      Now thats pride that i can be proud of

    • @Someonewhoprobablyexists
      @Someonewhoprobablyexists 4 года назад

      I dont get it, makes perfect sense. After all the american national anthem was made by a martian in area 51.

    • @svastitsattila1440
      @svastitsattila1440 4 года назад

      You should make a jet powered foil boat.

  • @skoorbngdbn9130
    @skoorbngdbn9130 4 года назад +237

    Italians have fine wine, Mexicans have tacos, Americans have cars, Canadians have jet powered canoes.

  • @Canadarago
    @Canadarago 4 года назад +14

    In my head I’m screaming, “Ballast!” Put a full cooler of beer or beverages in the front to counterweight the engines and the guy in back. Tie em down good. Then take it to Algonquin Provincial park and canoe 100 miles in 3 hours or so.

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 4 года назад +68

    Canoe: Exists with paddles
    Hacksmith: Speeeeeeed and Power solves many things!!!

    • @ImpmanPDX
      @ImpmanPDX 4 года назад +4

      I immediately read this in Jeremy Clarkson speak.

    • @BullsayDune
      @BullsayDune 4 года назад +4

      You just can't say that without jeremy clarkson's voice in your head lol

  • @jrgv5754
    @jrgv5754 4 года назад +138

    this channel should be called "Phineas and Ferb Grew Up"

  • @disco_nips7030
    @disco_nips7030 4 года назад +223

    I’m seriously wondering what else they will put a jet on they did a shopping cart a motor cycle a car I think now a canoe

    • @Wraithkin1
      @Wraithkin1 4 года назад +4

      The kayak. Definitely the kayak.

    • @coollightning4578
      @coollightning4578 4 года назад +3

      It says you posted 1 day ago
      HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

    • @F0NZ13
      @F0NZ13 4 года назад +3

      They've gotta do a skateboard

    • @raccoonking3956
      @raccoonking3956 4 года назад +2

      GamingWithTheKing they are members and the get early access to videos

    • @yungtravesty4609
      @yungtravesty4609 4 года назад +2

      GamingWithTheKing i think they’re a member of the channel, like the join option for certain channels

  • @bigardio6906
    @bigardio6906 4 года назад +38

    "To build a jet canoe, We'll need two things, A jet, And a canoe".
    HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT!?

  • @blakeerenhouse943
    @blakeerenhouse943 4 года назад +105

    Hacksmith: I don’t know anything about Aerodynamics or *water dynamics*
    Hydrodynamics: Am I a joke to you?
    Also, quick tip for the keels. For sailing at least, you want the keel to have a more teardrop shape like an airplane wing for the best outcome.

    • @DanC8111_
      @DanC8111_ 4 года назад +6

      Blake Erenhouse as an f1 fan I wonder if they could use like a f1 wing design on the boat to create downforce at the front of the canoe seems like a long shot but that would be cool

    • @michaelgibson1844
      @michaelgibson1844 4 года назад +6

      Fluid dynamics: Yes, you are a joke.

    • @hgsteeples154
      @hgsteeples154 4 года назад +1

      Blake Erenhouse aeroplane

    • @lostincyberspaceIII
      @lostincyberspaceIII 4 года назад +1

      @@DanC8111_ I think a hydrofoil in the back would probably work better the air speed isn't that high.

    • @The_Potato_Lord
      @The_Potato_Lord 4 года назад +1

      Is the one connected to the steering also called a keel or does it have a different name? I don't remember.

  • @Monsmak
    @Monsmak 4 года назад +93

    Suggestion: Raise engines higher to provide more downward torque when providing more thrust.
    Idea: Hydrofoils. You could get some absurd speeds.

    • @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left
      @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left 4 года назад +4

      They just need to be able to tilt the jets to trim the boat. Hydrofoils, now you are talking Kiwi styles.
      The Commonwealth always had it over the Yanks.
      ;-)

    • @alphamelvin9711
      @alphamelvin9711 4 года назад +1

      Just att 100 lbs of weight to the nose

    • @jst6502
      @jst6502 4 года назад +2

      or sit closer to the front of the canoe. it will also help steering as the center of mass will be farther from the thrust, giving a bigger turning moment.

    • @jimprovan8866
      @jimprovan8866 4 года назад

      @@BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left exactly my friend.

  • @jrgv5754
    @jrgv5754 4 года назад +55

    RUclips: "so what exactly do you...well...do?
    The Hacksmith: "Yes"

  • @Wazoo_1
    @Wazoo_1 4 года назад +3

    It has probably been said before but moving to engines forward an being able to adjust the force vector horizontal could help. Great video brother!

  • @JoshHind
    @JoshHind 4 года назад +60

    One of the many questions in life , “how old is pencil”

    • @AidanZft
      @AidanZft 4 года назад +4

      The pencil is Ũ̸̧̘̖̻̜̬̈͑̿͆̇̌́͟͟͢͟ṉ̻̯̬̮͐̊̀̆͗́̕͜͝͝ķ̳̮̩̯͖̝͎͆͆̏̈́̑̌̌̍́͜͞n̨̦̮̼̔̈̑́̋͂͜͞ȏ̲̼̠̱͖̔̅͌͊w̛̗̠̦̙̻͍̺̳̆̆͆͑̀͝͝n̵̛̠̙͈̦̫͚̩͇͓̽͆̍̀͋̃̚͞ͅ years old

  • @ketch2342
    @ketch2342 4 года назад +156

    "To build a jet canoe you need two things, a jet, and a canoe."
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes"

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul 4 года назад +5

      Yeah but I think the bigger problem is that he said he needs a full on jet and not just a jet engine

    • @bobasaursquared1633
      @bobasaursquared1633 4 года назад +1

      Jeremiah Kuzel wait, you don’t have a spare su-27 in your garage?

    • @DanC8111_
      @DanC8111_ 4 года назад

      The floor is made of floor

    • @somerandomperson4143
      @somerandomperson4143 4 года назад

      60 sec every where a min lol

    • @ketch2342
      @ketch2342 4 года назад +1

      @@somerandomperson4143 you poor soul.

  • @TheStyx13
    @TheStyx13 4 года назад +79

    Fiancee: "That's CANADIAN engineering, isn't it?"
    Me: "And you wonder why I want to move to Montreal."

    • @junkhondas481
      @junkhondas481 4 года назад +1

      Don’t move to Montreal.

    • @DevinVT1
      @DevinVT1 4 года назад

      Yeah no move to Kitchener. Then you could see the Canadian engineering

    • @brandon2998
      @brandon2998 4 года назад +1

      Trust me don’t move to Montreal it’s like the New York of Canada also we have a mafia yes that’s right a mafia search it up

  • @dabassmann668
    @dabassmann668 4 года назад +22

    Ride with a Friend who sits in the front. More speed, and he can hold your beer while being scared to death

  • @hjalmar1
    @hjalmar1 4 года назад +68

    Feels like some old school Batman stuff “TO THE BATCANOE”

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 4 года назад +2

      just paint it black and give it a crazy bat-bodykit.

    • @ConnorLinley
      @ConnorLinley 4 года назад +1

      Da-Da-Da-da-da-da-Daaa!

  • @randomexplosion6527
    @randomexplosion6527 4 года назад +92

    Canoe: Exists
    Ian: "Needs more boosters!"

    • @johndoe7557
      @johndoe7557 4 года назад +2

      Noo you can't just strap a jet engine to a canoe.
      HAHA jet go burr

    • @zlwel287
      @zlwel287 4 года назад

      Imagine canoe racing against Ian

    • @bobasaursquared1633
      @bobasaursquared1633 4 года назад

      Random Explosion ah a fellow ksp player

  • @novantic6436
    @novantic6436 4 года назад +64

    This is the moment you ask what are people doing with their lives

  • @pdgingras
    @pdgingras 4 года назад +34

    You're losing too much forward momentum by riding bow high and creating such a massive bow wake. Ballast the boat forward to drop the bow, and lose the wake. Also, it would be safer. Currently, if you should turn too quickly or wind gets beneath a high bow, it could potentially flip the canoe.

    • @fernandoayuso2672
      @fernandoayuso2672 3 года назад +1

      He needs to plain the canoe.

    • @pdgingras
      @pdgingras 3 года назад +5

      @@fernandoayuso2672 There are only two ways to get the boat on plane. If he is going to keep the engine and himself at the stern of the boat, then he needs to place ballast forward. He needs to get the bow of the boat down. Otherwise, he and the engine can move amidship, which would place it closer to the center of mass. However, moving himself and the engine amidship would cause the boat to be unstable in turning. The turning arm is short and now coincident with the center of mass. Thus, the boat would quickly snap around in turns causing wild oscillations. Alternatively, he can leave the engine where it is and move himself amidship. Then he would require a longer tiller and control extensions for the engine. This would place ballast forward, which would offset the weight of the engine at the stern. The bow would lower and the boat would safely plane, but with the added expense of a longer and more complicated control arm. There are always going to be compromises in design.

    • @fernandoayuso2672
      @fernandoayuso2672 3 года назад

      @@pdgingras Yes it can be done. Like finding a way to tilt the engine without compromising anything you mentioned.

    • @pdgingras
      @pdgingras 3 года назад +2

      True. You can attempt to trim an engine. Generally, it's either 20 degrees of trim up or down. This is assuming that the boat-motor combination are compatible. Trim is used to optimize the angle of the engine to get the most amount of wetted surface for the boat, which will give the most efficient plane possible. It's not meant to correct deficiencies in design. In designing the motor mount to incorporate trim, you would have to experiment with various heights of the mount above the boat's stern. The higher the mount above the stern would give greater leverage. And then you could experiment with the trim, remembering to keep it within the 20 degree range. I still feel that ballasting the boat forward would be the simpler solution. Just look at some of the high speed ski boats that place water filled ballast bags in the bow to compensate for weight distribution and the ability to give the boat a flatter ride.
      Ballasting is also used on many ocean going ships. It's a very viable way of changing the center of mass to prevent rolling in heavy seas. Of course, ships don't need to worry about ballasting fore and aft, as they aren't designed with planing hulls; they're displacement hull vessels.
      Great converation. Many thanks.

    • @fernandoayuso2672
      @fernandoayuso2672 3 года назад

      @@pdgingras Your welcome! So do you have a channel, you seem to be very knowledgeable?

  • @jpfurrow7445
    @jpfurrow7445 4 года назад +56

    It needs a hydrofoil! You will literally be flying on the water.

    • @peterchamplin8767
      @peterchamplin8767 4 года назад +2

      You are 100% correct. That was my first thought when I saw the build.

    • @andrewmyers2920
      @andrewmyers2920 4 года назад +2

      Glad I'm not the only one that was thinking about a hydrofoil

    • @shadowrygger
      @shadowrygger 4 года назад +1

      I intended to post this comment, but you got it first, have an upvote. Hopefully they do the right thing and design some properly hydrodynamic gear that!

    • @dalecarter923
      @dalecarter923 4 года назад +1

      I said the samething, just with a southern draw.

  • @lukeguillien4105
    @lukeguillien4105 4 года назад +154

    Engineering lesson: “don’t go on vacation”
    ^this is devastatingly true.

  • @jesseswildens9124
    @jesseswildens9124 4 года назад +26

    Suggestion: Hydrofoiling jet boat

  • @SailingFrolic
    @SailingFrolic 4 года назад +1

    Dude that jet kayak would be a perfect candidate for a hydroplane setup. You guys would be the *perfect* candidates for building one.

  • @zechariahgrant4576
    @zechariahgrant4576 4 года назад +44

    "It not fast enough, LeTs PuT a JeT eNgInE oN iT"

  • @eliasbrixedm
    @eliasbrixedm 4 года назад +44

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Hacksmith: Let's strap a jet engine to a canoe

  • @TwinShards
    @TwinShards 4 года назад +34

    Putting more weight at the front would probably really help avoid high lift when you are going full power.
    Maybe make a bigger fuel tank and put the tank at the front?

    • @garthor
      @garthor 4 года назад +12

      But then what happens when your tank is almost empty?
      I think they need to move Ian's driving position forward more... maybe make a revision on the steering mechanism so that he sits low, and roughly in the middle... =D

    • @callanbrain8579
      @callanbrain8579 4 года назад +9

      Yes. That and also put the driver seat more towards the front of the canoe. Also I noticed that the thrust from the jet engines was pointing up slightly which is acting as a moment and putting torque on the canoe which is probably some of the reason that it is tipping back so much. If they adjusted the angle so that the thrust was pointing down a bit more, it would probably give the canoe a more neutral angle at higher speeds.

    • @langcapreubenb.6129
      @langcapreubenb.6129 4 года назад +1

      Will a wing that acts like a spoiler work?

    • @m286538c
      @m286538c 4 года назад +3

      Need to be able to trim the jet engine just like boats are able to do

    • @callanbrain8579
      @callanbrain8579 4 года назад +5

      @@langcapreubenb.6129 It probably would work a bit but wings only work effectively at pretty high speeds (unless the wing is pretty big). So it would be more efficient to reposition the existing weight or tilt the jet engines to a better angle.

  • @nashton7057
    @nashton7057 4 года назад +24

    Most Canadian thing ever, like literally ever

    • @Toni300
      @Toni300 3 года назад

      no but ok

  • @jordy_3d
    @jordy_3d 4 года назад +88

    Canoer? I barely know 'er!
    Legit tho, "Rockets on a _____" sounds like a lot of fun

  • @Victorchewspeedcubing
    @Victorchewspeedcubing 4 года назад +21

    The fastest man alive the camera man recording the canoe

  • @ek7713
    @ek7713 4 года назад +17

    Canadian flag on a hockey stick.
    All you need now is to cover the canoe in maple leafs.

  • @joehanson762
    @joehanson762 4 года назад +1

    It needs a plate on the back to adjust the trim of the canoe , hinged once canoe is going it keeps the canoe flat instead of back in going down.

  • @venulminsara8381
    @venulminsara8381 4 года назад +42

    The Grand Tour should watch this video after they failed 😂

  • @Liyakat1000
    @Liyakat1000 4 года назад +50

    Everyone else: lets modify it
    The hacksmith: JET. ENGINE.

  • @natemotionstudios8631
    @natemotionstudios8631 4 года назад +46

    When he said “ I wanna build a jet canoe I only need 2 things a jet and a canoe”
    My mind: Jenoe.

  • @mpoisot
    @mpoisot 4 года назад +20

    Try making a hydrofoil! Someone will need to brush up in their water- I mean hydrodynamics.

    • @ChipEstrada
      @ChipEstrada 4 года назад

      I don't think that word is in the Canadian dialect yet. When it is introduced, I wonder how they will spell it? (Hydroughdinamics) maybe...

    • @MrBen527
      @MrBen527 3 года назад

      Yep

  • @chrisboyer2195
    @chrisboyer2195 4 года назад +47

    Imagine just canoeing down your local river and hearing a quite but high pitched sound slowly getting louder behind you before seeing this fly by you

  • @mattdennis5719
    @mattdennis5719 4 года назад +376

    Wait why didn’t you make the tiller longer and so he could sit at the font to weigh the front down so the back wouldn’t go down and he could go faster 🤭🤯🤨

    • @Firefox-cr3jw
      @Firefox-cr3jw 4 года назад +13

      Talking about hoe smart they are...

    • @blackhawk97
      @blackhawk97 4 года назад +9

      bc you can barely turn if you make it too long.

    • @kiwi-kt2bo
      @kiwi-kt2bo 4 года назад +19

      Right!?!? It would have been so much faster if it got on the plain and reduced drag in the water. Easy fix!

    • @benbishop3111
      @benbishop3111 4 года назад +18

      @@blackhawk97 if you added a tiller extension like in sailing it could work just fine

    • @freeautoinsurance365
      @freeautoinsurance365 4 года назад +6

      because wheelie

  • @ulrichkalber9039
    @ulrichkalber9039 4 года назад +13

    to make this more Canadian: set it on ice-hockey-skates for the next winter.
    two aside of each other for stability, one movable for steering.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 3 года назад +1

    Should sit a little further forward. This will make the canoe less back heavy.

  • @tragicii8896
    @tragicii8896 4 года назад +92

    Hacksmith: “it’s not fast enough, let’s put a jet engine on this thing.”
    Asian fishermen’s: “hold my beer.”

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 4 года назад +1

      Speedboat Indonesian + jet engine = ?¿???

    • @francisburlaza2503
      @francisburlaza2503 4 года назад +5

      Yeah dont forget Thailand's long tail boat😂

    • @JohnSnow1990
      @JohnSnow1990 4 года назад +1

      Vandaag is het geleden if you can outcome the promotions of the barrel thats sick dude

    • @logantc.1353
      @logantc.1353 4 года назад +1

      Car engine outboard.

    • @thef2pgamer500
      @thef2pgamer500 4 года назад

      @@leovillant768 lol

  • @blkbrry4375
    @blkbrry4375 4 года назад +41

    8:02 sounds like the Millennium Falcon when it breaks down

    • @YiruIsGaming
      @YiruIsGaming 4 года назад

      Yes indeed xD.

    • @kazsmaz
      @kazsmaz 4 года назад +6

      Its a sound effect lol

    • @lilcatguy8317
      @lilcatguy8317 4 года назад +1

      because they did actually use the sound of a jet engine breaking down as that sound

  • @Dylan1313
    @Dylan1313 4 года назад +103

    Because nothing says Canadian like a jet powered canoe.

    • @supermew4272
      @supermew4272 4 года назад +3

      ,eh?

    • @imapro5112
      @imapro5112 4 года назад

      Ah yes, my favorite

    • @phantomiscringe4328
      @phantomiscringe4328 4 года назад +3

      Their normies, in my town we made a jet powered polar bear so we can get from one igloo to another faster, *eh*

    • @nukeflower.1759
      @nukeflower.1759 4 года назад

      Yes 🇨🇦

    • @phantomiscringe4328
      @phantomiscringe4328 4 года назад +1

      Logan Hval lol I’m Canadian, I was poking fun at stereotypes

  • @Zanderrman
    @Zanderrman 4 года назад +11

    K...... That thumbnail.... THAT TITLE, HOW COULD I NOT WATCH THIS !?! LOL

  • @jonathankim1291
    @jonathankim1291 4 года назад +10

    Ian’s face when he first tried out the jet canoe was pure delight. Then James was like hey I can fix something so Ian was like ok, fine. It didn’t work out so Ian just took the canoe and left the parts. Then he enjoyed the canoe more

  • @jacobhyman4140
    @jacobhyman4140 4 года назад +17

    You should put something like hydrofoils on it so that when it gets going really fast it raises out of the water

    • @NoName-kj2vf
      @NoName-kj2vf 4 года назад

      They should collaborate with flute test to make battle boats and rc planes

    • @WonderTheEditor
      @WonderTheEditor 4 года назад +1

      Did anybody else think of incredibles 2 when they read this

  • @Thatguy33333
    @Thatguy33333 4 года назад +24

    Build an akranoplan (plane that skims over water using ground effect)

    • @cnsrcandotherprojects4557
      @cnsrcandotherprojects4557 4 года назад

      Peter shripol made a Rc mini version but I don’t. Know if it would be possible to build a human version that isn’t full size because the real one is huge

  • @jbeatty811
    @jbeatty811 4 года назад +8

    This reminds me of those drag boats in Thailand.

    • @Outland9000
      @Outland9000 3 года назад

      Which are _waaaaaay_ faster than this.

  • @xgreenpanda2259
    @xgreenpanda2259 4 года назад +30

    I love how they used a hockey stick for their Canadian flag pole

  • @SavageSlugg8027
    @SavageSlugg8027 4 года назад +25

    Can u imagine a family with little kids on their first kanoe enjoying their day then all of a sudden some random ass guy zooms past them.

    • @shafayat1004
      @shafayat1004 4 года назад

      Exactly. This is an abomination.

  • @owngamesgamer4030
    @owngamesgamer4030 4 года назад +32

    "we need 2 things: a jet and a canoe"
    im guessing the canoe was harder to get

  • @Lost__julian
    @Lost__julian 3 года назад +2

    Imagine going on a chill day on the Lake with your family and then this THING drives by

  • @KevinKevin-dh5ny
    @KevinKevin-dh5ny 4 года назад +28

    I wonder when did "So we can become Iron Man" turned into "So YOU can become a Hacksmith too." Time sure flies.

  • @karlleego2513
    @karlleego2513 4 года назад +41

    Coming soon: putting a Rolls Royce Trent 900 on a half scale cybertruck :D

    • @deanl2975
      @deanl2975 4 года назад

      4 of them. Then we have the power that the Trent gives to the A380

    • @karlleego2513
      @karlleego2513 4 года назад

      @@deanl2975 and the cybertruck will take off then :D

    • @deanl2975
      @deanl2975 4 года назад

      Yeshhh

  • @ReviewyCA
    @ReviewyCA 4 года назад +29

    Could you mount the jet engines to some sort of boat drone that could be operated remotely by a trailing waterskiier?

    • @hacksmith
      @hacksmith  4 года назад +11

      Hah. Possibly!

    • @Lazer5268
      @Lazer5268 4 года назад

      Hi!

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 4 года назад +2

      a jet-ski that is controlled by a pulled waterskier has been done already.
      now seriously: you should be putting the Driver more to the front to let the canoe lay flatter on the water.
      and then it needs hydrofoils.

    • @Lazer5268
      @Lazer5268 4 года назад

      Ulrich Kälber yes i thought that too

    • @D-S-9
      @D-S-9 4 года назад

      Now this is pod racing!

  • @zeroraptor
    @zeroraptor 4 года назад +2

    I kinda want a revisit of this with people around just for the reactions and if they can make it better, then all the better.

  • @jackis5581
    @jackis5581 4 года назад +31

    this is kinda like what me and my dad did . We put 2 jet ski motors in a row boat. All it need was 2 inches of water.

    • @lanzu0432
      @lanzu0432 4 года назад

      Ok how did you post this one day ago when you are not a Chanel member

    • @Anomalous1879
      @Anomalous1879 4 года назад

      @@lanzu0432 the dark side of force is a path way to ablites some consider unnatural

    • @Yaren2580
      @Yaren2580 4 года назад

      @@lanzu0432 Patreon maybe?

    • @lanzu0432
      @lanzu0432 4 года назад

      Oh ok, i didnt know that was a option

  • @johnsherby9130
    @johnsherby9130 4 года назад +53

    “I like to enjoy how peaceful it is out here” *proceeds to put a frickin jet on the water*

  • @greened2647
    @greened2647 4 года назад +13

    A person: would you want a jet or a canoe
    Hacksmith: is it to much to ask for both

  • @forestfern104ofcanada6
    @forestfern104ofcanada6 4 года назад +3

    Ahh, just a normal day in Canada, Pulling someone in a kayak behide a jet canoe