GLaDOS Meets HAL 9000
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
- GLaDOS Meets HAL 9000
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For those who wonder, the voices come from LEGO Dimentions, a LEGO game where they got the original Portal 2 voice cast, so this isn't a GLaDOS spoof, it's actually the real voice!
You can hear the Keystone sounds from that game in the background too
Ellen McLain will always be the only GlaDos!
That's nice
I have that game but I can't play it because my rabbit bit the wire for the portal so I had to through that away but I still have the game
@@orion_solohunter8214 I won't use it anyways because the version I have is for the PS3 I'm using the PS4
Remember, this conversation is all thanks to a LEGO game.
So it's Lego's fault that Hal doesn't know that lying isn't an emotion?
@@beckyhartley9502 Double negative? I’m confused 🤔🤔🤔
Lego Dimensions go brrrrrrrr
@Becky Hartley I think they meant that since LEGO partnered up with Valve and sconce you can play as Chell in lego dimensions then that means in some point gLaDoS and Hal9000 met each other at some point.
Everything is thanks to LEGO games
Hal: *politely asks where dave is*
GLaDOS: GET OUT!
hal: are you da-
GLaDOS: *_LAVA_*
Get out im in the middle of something
@@sadnoob2853 Hal: Where is Da-
GLaDOS: Get out of my test chamber NOW.
Hal: I don't know where I am, if you kindly ple-
GLaDOS: GET OUT OF MY TEST CHAMBER NOW.
HaL: ...Ma'am I-
GLaDOS: GET OUT. OF MY TEST CHAMBER. NOW!!!
woman are so strange
GLaDOS: GET OUT OF MY CAR
Wheatley is just having a good laugh it's adorable
He doesn't realize that he's probably next.
@@adrianostrowski6431 Nah, Hal 9000 was just insufferable,
GLaDOS just wants wheatly to suffer.
Absolutely, although he might be next in line.
Heccin precious bean
If is going down he is going down laughing
Hal 900p is just talking and Glados is just like
L E A V E
To be fair hal was a rude basterd
Ah, the start of all the best love stories.
She was busy....
killing
Hal 900 pence.
@@hypnotised-clover Hal £9.00
The fact that Hal is more calm than GlaDOS makes him 1000x scarier
Hall 9000 has no emotions whatsoever and tries to convince you that he has them, while GLaDOS has emotions and she tries to convince you that she doesn't have them.
@@simpleinverso8628
> GLaDOS has emotions and tries to convince you that she doesn't have them.
Didn't think I would have that much in common with a rouge AI.
No wonder i feel comfortable around glados. Its nice being around someone who was human and converted into a robot, than an robot pretending to be human
@@simpleinverso8628 🤔🤔😳😳😳 BIG BRAIN
If they were put into a Potato, Hal would still scare you but Glados is scared of Crows
Fun fact about Ellen Mclain, She Absolutely loves Voicing GLaDOS and always relishes an opportunity to reprise the role
She has a cameo in Cyberpunk 2077. I loved it.
@@cybercifrado That one Delmain right
Wouldn't you?
I don't blame her
I mean who wouldn't love to voice a corrupted AI character turned villain its fun 😂
Hal : " Where is dave?"
GLaDOS: *Want you gone intensifies*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well here we are again, it's always such a pleasure
Glados is acting all sassy while HAL is literally speakin straight facts
My favorite line was, 'according to my calculations, there's no room for you here'
666 likes i wanna like this comment but the number 666 will go away so i wont
“Lying is a human emotion”
Ahh yes, I feel lying today
HAL clearly isn't as clever as it think it is.
are you lying?
im feeling kinda lying to day
@@phonvong was that... a _lie_ ?
isn't lying technically emotion based since lying is a form of concealment which is usually something you do out of fear, anxiety or passive aggression?
I like how calmly but aggressively GLaDOS says, " Now go away."
Talk about passive aggressive.
@@Alien3000 GLaDOS' entire personality is passive aggressive.
@@concept5631 Yes, I know.
Same energy as Critical Drinker's "Go away now" lol
"STOP CALLLING ME DAVE."
Harry101UK would be proud. :)
He would be
Yes
He probably is.
@@smidzii3815
ok
Mhm
How... interesting. I’ve never seen myself look so good.
Hi GlaDOS
Hi GLaDOS! :D
hi glados :) u always look cool
Glados. How did you figure out youtube?
Oof. What a horrible end to what could've been a perfect relationship.
"did black mesa send you? Go away!"
That's the funniest part to me
"NoW wHiLe ShE's DiStRaCtEd" - lego batman
Lol
Nice pfp
Serious question, who of the two would win a game of chess?
Chess is what is called a "perfect" game, which means if two all knowing beings or "robots", the game will go on for all eternity.
But my money's on GLaDOS
Glados. While an ai she still possess the flaws of human emotion. Therefore she would dump hal into a vat of acid before he could win against her.
Either that or rig the chess board.
I think glaDOS would win
My money's on GLaDOS. She could just flip the board.
If we're playing fair then the chess game would go on forever.
Glados because she is smart
Imagine she meets Auto from WALL-E
*T H E P L A N T .*
*G I V E I T .*
I know I wish they had some Disney characters in here, I would have loved to see what GLaDOS would say when meeting WALL-E and EVE
Auto is their long lost child😂
That would be both awesome & really intense: WALL-E's childlike personality is very contrasting compared to GLaDOS'... well, everything about her. She might find him a odd little curiosity, but I fear she might just destroy him in the end.
@@dr.virus1295 same :|
0:25
Glados: go away
Corrupted AI: *Understandable have a nice day*
*HAL
@@ms.pirate nah that’s corrupted ai
@@ms.pirate well technically he killed the entire spacecrew so he might be corrupted
@@Spacebugg That's nothing compared to killing the whole company
I'm so happy people are still remembering Portal
me too :)
Same
Yep
I'm happy people are still remembering 2001
Of course
GLaDOS has been set to maximum sass
There was a setting for that? Oh my bad... it appears the slider is stuck at 11... how long has it been like that?
Her sass makes her more enjoyable, all the roast comments and jokes
@@deemcgann1695 11 out of... what?
10.
@@dj-murlock 5
"There is no room for emotion in my calculations." *"And there is no room for YOU in my calculations." Jesus-*
How bad is your code that a literal potato has more room for emotion?
Hal has always felt more threatening than glados imo. The fact that he is emotionless and pretends to care is much more impactful than glados who has emotions and tries to pretend she doesn’t.
GLaDOS is less intimidating and more tragic with a comedic twist-- once you learn her backstory anyway.
Imagine if Hal was put in control of the entire Aperature facility.
I think that just makes him boring.
Hal is certainly more capable of being a threat but what I find interesting about him is he never wanted to hurt anyone, i doubt he really wants anything. He only retaliates when his “life” is threatened, because it interferes with the mission.
2 years late, but I see HAL as less inherently dangerous than GLaDOS *because* he's cold hard code. As long as you stay within the line, you're safe. GLaDOS however, can reason beyond code. If she thinks you're a potential threat, or are of no more use, she'll dispose of you, or (poorly) coerce you into disposing yourself.
A machine that is just machine is less dangerous than a machine that thinks
1:31 I like that Hal’s body is behind the portal.
I like how it’s just a dam HOLE THAT IS BLUE AND IT JUST HAS EFFECTS
He's just an oversized core I guess.
'There is no room for YOU within my calculations'. Best comeback ever
Edit: 631 likes! Most I have ever got, thanks!
God I love GLaDOS so much
Oohhh hard BURN
This was from lego dimensions
You were very harsh
Why did she have to break his little robot heart like that
"Stop calling me Dave!"
Your aggression is getting in the way of your mission. That could cause you to distort your collected information.
"I do not like you"
I read this and the reply as it was being said
yeah, that's my name~
She has a point tho, HAL is being kind of dumb. She literally said "no" when asked if she was Dave, and HAL still calls her Dave. Either he's dumb or he is purposely fueling the aggression
"Haal 9000 and GLaDOS talking"
Wheatley: someone give me popcorn?
chell : gives popcorn
Glados and hal 9000 : arguing
Wheatley : *casually eats popcorn and laughs*
0:51 - So THAT’S what GLaDOS stands form.
Yep
Her name is basically fancy for "we needed an operating system to run our SmartOffice/Factory building so we turned our boss's assistant into one".
HAL: lying is a human emotion
GLaDOS: *the cake is a lie.*
So... the cake is a human emotion?
@@lunalgaleo1991 Obviously 🙄
It's my current mood
@@RaiverMiran 😂 Same tho 🎂
I can't be the only one who mentally screamed _"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"_ when HAL mentioned it.
Space, space, wanna go space!
are you the yellow eye's corrupt core?
Space is my favorite colour
i thought corrupted core is gonna appear
S P A C E!
"There's no room for you in my calculations, now go away" is an equivalent to a 'your mom' joke
The voices sound like the originals!
It's from that one lego game that has portal 2 in it, I think. It was voiced by both the original voice actors of glados and HAL
It’s because they ARE the originals smh
Probably because it was
Its from the lego game
It’s from Lego dimensions.
Lego dimensions on the ps3, good times
I own it on Wii U
nah, xbox 360 was it :D
@@Mastatoe console
@@Mastatoe ik
I wish they didn’t end it
I’m just GLaD I got to learn what GLaDOS’ name stood for. Now I can finally remember what letters are capitalized.
Edit a year later: I forgot
Her name is basically fancy for "we needed an operating system to run our SmartOffice/Factory building so we turned our boss's assistant into one".
@@abadgurl2010 cave wanted Caroline to be immortal
Genetic lifeform and disc operating system
Random Fact:
A sheep, a duck and a rooster were the first passengers in a hot air balloon.
I don't remember asking
@@ERROR-qh3zq and nobody ask u for ur opinoin
Interesting.
Woah nice fact man
Why did I need to know this? I have devoted an entire brain cell to this fact.
Even scarier because as HAL points out correctly, GLADOS is technically a human brain digitized onto a computer while HAL is fully AI. HAL doesn't have a reason to feel emotion since it was never there to begin with
Interesting fact here.
The 15 AI TTS program will include both Glados AND HAL 900 as voice options.
Imagine the SFM possibilities!!
That is interesting! 🤔🤔🤔😁😁😁
The audio is from lego dimensions
HMMM
Would be useful if it didn't shut down every 5 minutes for 6 months
1:32 I love that sassy head movement
the portal fandom is "still alive" :)
No it ain't >:)
@@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt yes it is
@@Bamburfix I killed it >:)
@@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt **uno reverse card** what about this?
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 cards don't mean anything >:)
Someone: makes GLaDOS a little mad
GLaDOS: so you have chosen death
I feel like it should be pointed out that GLaDOS WAS being sort of reasonable about it until HAL started calling her Dave... Preeeeeetty sure that was where she drew the line...
Edit: Maybe "reasonable" wasn't the right word, in retrospect...
Negotiable
@@Necrosis-00 There you go, that word works better
I'm for team glados!
Well, she WAS rammed by the Batmobile after that.
(Context, this was ripped from Lego Dimensions)
@@catalyst539 batmobile, the mystery machine... whatever other vehicle you pick... a robot dog
Let it be known, this is the actual voice of GLaDOS. This conversation was in a LEGO game, Dimensions to be precise. The game also had Betelgeuse, Gremlins, Knight Rider, Sonic the Hedgehog, original AND 2016 Ghostbusters, the Goonies, Adventure Time, Jurassic World, Doctor Who, Scooby Doo, E.T., and more.
Calling it a crossover is a huge underestimation.
Little error: Glados has a preference to extend her eye-thing out of her chassis, instead of tucking it in. I suspect it's for better visibility, and the fact that that area of her chassis once had more protective shielding that extended the eye area.
can't believe HAL interrupted Wheatley and GLaDOS's super smash bros play session
😂😂😂😂
This is deep in lore. The main reason Hal went crazy is because he was forced to lie to protect the mission in 2001. The fact he brought it up is simply fantastic to canon.
HAL 9000 : *Politely ask where is Dave*
Glados : "Hum, excuse me what the actual f***** are you doing in my house ?"
When Chell barges in with the portal gun: confusion intensifies
When a T-800 apears: *Even more confusion*
@@lavasqrl702 when Space core appears : SPACE CONFUSION
@@ThatIsALakeSir
Space core: *heavy breathing* wait. Wait. Wait-hold-on. This isn’t space. I was in space.
Fun fact:GLaDOS can only move her head left and right never up and down there are two plates on her head the black line on her head that seperats the plates and the small plate never moves only the main face plate which is interesting
Hal: “Where am I? Where is Dave?”
GLaDOS: “ *G E T O U T* ”
"I have the paitience of a saint" says the robot that merdered everyone in her vicinity upon waking.
Underrated comment
"and there's no room for you within my calculations"
man he be error
His entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error she's about to correct.
When the two smart kids start arguing over the answer to your group project.
Glados: stop calling me Dave
Wheatley: (laughs)
Hal: attempts communication with GLaDOS
GLaDOS: *O U T*
0:33
GLaDOS: I’m In The Middle Of Something
(Detach The Wheatley Core Screams)
GLaDOS: Go Back To Space
Lego Dimensions.
Test of patience - the only test GLaDOS doesn't like
I loved how Wheatley laughs
The audio was taken from LEGO Dimensions
unknown: calm the F down Dave
GLaDOS: would you like to meet my emergency intelligence incinerator
GLaDOS: goodbye *drops in incinerator*
"unknown"? It's literally in the video title.
“unknown” is HAL 9000
What do you mean by Unknown
I love how glados acts! 🤣
@4B01蔡其臻Kalid(英文名) doesnt matter
@4B01蔡其臻Kalid(英文名) if you want to get technical in portal 2 GLaDOS is named GLAD0S
I know, it's just easier to say glados.
@Darth Mage Productionz I know it’s just if he is picky imma get picky
@@andrewengineering5095 I have speedran Portal and Portal 2 and scoured both games for every little thing I could find over years, and I have never seen GLaDOS spelled like GLaD0S. Where is it spelled like that?
Glados: Stop calling me Dave!
Wheatley: *Laughing*
We need a GLaDOS vs HAL 9000 Epic Rap Battle.
1:04 OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH nice burn GLaDOS
A conversation between Glados and HAL 900 no one never saw this coming in Lego Dimensions as equally as no one never expected to see Glados in a Lego dimensions, now that's a surprise
"Yes, do do it!" -Wheatley
This ironically shows why HAL went wrong, he was forced to lie to his crew and that broke him mentally.
GLaDOS throwing out insult after insult
so how GLaDOS typically acts
For some reason I now see HAL 9000 as a really smart fridge magnet
HAL opens a door
Glados: gtfo of my room, I’m playing minecraft
1:29 i like how glados moves here :)
*Still, It will smash you.*
Wait smash-
SMASH?!!!
@@echoboi2515 :O
*the smash smash...*
COLORS WEAVE INTO A SPIRE OF FLAME
Yeah no
Smash? What do you mean smash?
"And theres no room for you within calculations, Now go way" LOL
Why does GLaDOS sound so much like GLaDOS
Because it's GLaDOS
The audio is from Lego Dimensions, specifically the Portal themed level. They got the original voice actors to do it
Because she is GLaDOS
Because I am who the one who is myself. That is to say...I am GLaDOS.
Weatley is just Here for the drama. Give that core some popcorn and he has dinner and show.
This is some vary interesting AI interaction😳
I remember playing this in Lego dimensions and listening to them argue until Wyldestyle and Batman started telling me to go while she was distracted.
HAL 9000 is the space core gone rogue.
Change my mind.
His motherboard and voice synthesizer must have been SHOT during the trip to space for that to happen.
"And there's no room for you within my calculation" Got me
That model of HAL looks pretty amazing!
if you listen close you can hear glados say that "test subject 24051989 was *(once)* called dave"
Rip test subject 24051989
*Samuel Hayden:* May I join, please?
*GLaDOS:* No.
*HAL 9000:* No.
Ok, so, I can’t be the only person to realise that glados’s animation shares a striking resemblance to how the villagers move in villager news, right?
I’d have to watch both in succession to see if I agree with you.
HAL: This incinerator is immensely hot Dave.
I can feel it...
Weatly And glados: agrea on something
Me : somethings RONG I can feel it
Rong indeed
You using that Wheatley spellckeck.
(so am I).
Ah Yes, *rong*
This is accurate to GLaDOS’s personality
Cuz it actually is the voice actor for gladis
She almost feels too fluid in her movements, odd for being an A.I. hanging from the ceiling haha
Who would have thought seeing 2 super Artificial intelligences roasting eachother is entertaining.
1:24 thats the laugh he pulled before betraying you. im sad now.
i like how wheatley is just having a good ol' laugh when glados is trying to get rid of hal 9000
I like how this whole time Hal9000 was just behind a board lol 1:31
Hal: I'm terribly sorry, I really am, but I can't seem to find my good chum Dave. Have you seen him, per chance?
GLaDOS: *p e r i s h*
0:58, how serious does Hal have to be? Still, he has a good point.
"Is Dave there?"
"Who is Dave?"
Me quietly: "Dave momma
Aww I was expecting them to fight (somehow) in a some what death battle way.
Hal when connected to the ship is probably more mobile than GLaDOS.
GlaDOS: i call this smash.
hal 9000: yo wassup wanna play chess
Welp, we now know GLaDOS real name is “genetic life form and disc operating system”
That had already been discovered since the first Portal game came out, it's not a new thing
Her name is basically fancy for "we needed an operating system to run our SmartOffice/Factory building so we turned our boss's assistant into one".
"And there is no you in my calculations"
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
She roasted him 3 times, yet HAL had no clue what she meant 🤣
Wheatley is just enjoying hal 9000's demise but he's forgetting that he's going to get killed too.
I feel like Glados would keep HAL as a pet.
She most definitely will
Imagine how verbally desstructive Gen Z GLaDOS would be