Austin Brewer (Counselor Ronnie) here! Appreciate all the love in the comments, and thanks for uploading. Jay composed the song, and I did the "rapping" vocals.
“I had a buddy named Vinny, he could shove an entire pizza in his mouth. All without drugs.” No shit that was the hardest a video game has ever made me laugh out loud playing it by myself. My roommate thought I was dying.
I love that line so much because when I first heard it I thought it would lead up to a sad story about how his friend Vinny died because of the nubs but it ended up being very inspirational
So Counselor Ronnie started out as a prank by m1nx turned into a legit council service with government and merchantsoft approval making him the face of teentopia. Hilarious. I also loved the version later on where shonking references are removed haphazardly. "If you're a cool teen, don't insert a DRUGS." i lost it. Lol.
It's amazing how I went from being annoyed like crazy at Counselor Ronnie's page for the first 3 chapters to laughing uncontrollably at the mention of him in the final one anytime I went to his page after I connected the dots
It's also kind of touching that in the end the hacker behind "Ronnie" has to actually give counselling advice because he's getting legitimate questions from vulnerable kids that Hypnospace isn't actually helping or protecting.
@@occono3543 I felt like at the end Merchantsoft actually took over Ronnie's page, which is why all the T-nubs references disappeared and the advice became more grounded. The "facts" page was still a bunch of junk though.
I know right? These bars are irresistable. "Your friend tells you to put something in your butt, don't do it!" Truly the voice of an era, lyrics that never lose their effect. I can't stop looping it at all.
Bruh...my wife straight hats me now because I can beatbox and can do his voice really good so there’s no shutting off the counselor......Ronnie reporting for duty..duty..du du duty
Binge watched an entire Hypnospace playthrough yesterday. Did over 20 minutes of RUclips doom-scrolling today, had this rad tune stuck in my head the _entire_ time. I'm glad Counselor Ronnie joined the voices in my head to be a totally supportive bro, yo. I honestly needed this.
the first time i played this game, i kept counselor ronnie's page open for like 30 minutes just listening to this over and over and over... i was fully immersed.. its so fucking catchy
i was watching a friend play this game for the first time after having played it myself years ago and i had never heard this song before and it just caught me so off guard
Dude... I laughed so hard when I heard this song the first time. Even now it still gets giggles out of me! Thank you for this magical tune. I'm no shonker, thanks to Ronnie.
hello ronnie my name is songbearer i was wonderingwher eyou learned to rap so good i m into rap and im a cool teen because i dont incert the bean can you tell me how to rap thank,s
woooOOAAH hey there Songbearer, it's me Counselor Ronnie! Totally the real Ronnie and not some imposter, that would be pretty lame! I'm glad you like my rap skills, I've spent several minutes perfecting it. Maybe if you spend a few minutes practicing your rap skills, you could become as good as me! Don't stick T-Nubs up your butt and stay cool, Your friend, Counselor Ronnie
Austin Brewer (Counselor Ronnie) here! Appreciate all the love in the comments, and thanks for uploading. Jay composed the song, and I did the "rapping" vocals.
You're too cool, Counselor. :D
Thanks for the comment! I'll update the description here shortly :)
@@RetroVGN ;)
@@hypnospacearchivalproject1003 thanks!
@AlyCatVR I really appreciate that
“I had a buddy named Vinny, he could shove an entire pizza in his mouth. All without drugs.”
No shit that was the hardest a video game has ever made me laugh out loud playing it by myself. My roommate thought I was dying.
Yeaaaahahahaha.
I love that line so much because when I first heard it I thought it would lead up to a sad story about how his friend Vinny died because of the nubs but it ended up being very inspirational
is that a vinesauce reference???
@@magepumpkin Yes, according to the voice actor
@@certif155 where did he say that?
"I had a friend named Vinny.
He could stuff an entire pizza in his mouth.
All without drugs."
Welp, I'm sold
Shoutout to Vinny, sounds like a cool teen if you ask me
binty really is great
@@hypnospacearchivalproject1003
Well he still looks really young
my binyot's not a shonker
If you're a cool teen, don't insert a Bean.
N-N-NO NO NOO!!
Don't insert a drugs
I thought I misheard.
Just finished this game on Xbox, probably spent half of my time on his website listening to this
Like any cool teen would B)
"Nice one, man!"
Switch version for me, but yeah I did the same.
I know guys who camp on Granny Cream's page. I, personally, hang out in the Freelands. I can't get enough of Chowder Man's confidence and patience.
Same
So Counselor Ronnie started out as a prank by m1nx turned into a legit council service with government and merchantsoft approval making him the face of teentopia. Hilarious.
I also loved the version later on where shonking references are removed haphazardly. "If you're a cool teen, don't insert a DRUGS." i lost it. Lol.
If you’re not a [Roddy Wall voiceover] DRUG USER… nice man!!
coming across this song in game for the first time was a magical moment.
it really was
very true
d-d-doodie
It's amazing how I went from being annoyed like crazy at Counselor Ronnie's page for the first 3 chapters to laughing uncontrollably at the mention of him in the final one anytime I went to his page after I connected the dots
I found it funny before I learned the truth, just for how lame it was
It's also kind of touching that in the end the hacker behind "Ronnie" has to actually give counselling advice because he's getting legitimate questions from vulnerable kids that Hypnospace isn't actually helping or protecting.
@@occono3543 I felt like at the end Merchantsoft actually took over Ronnie's page, which is why all the T-nubs references disappeared and the advice became more grounded. The "facts" page was still a bunch of junk though.
@@ShadowEl Merchantsoft got their lawyers on him about the beefbrain thing and presumably the nubs shortly after.
@@SleeplessStreams beefbrain real :(
there is something ruthlessly addicting about this song i have had it on loop for the past two hours somebody send help
Seriously I put it on loop intending to listen to it for like five minutes and it's been three days help.
I know right? These bars are irresistable. "Your friend tells you to put something in your butt, don't do it!" Truly the voice of an era, lyrics that never lose their effect. I can't stop looping it at all.
Bruh...my wife straight hats me now because I can beatbox and can do his voice really good so there’s no shutting off the counselor......Ronnie reporting for duty..duty..du du duty
every song in this game is super catchy
PIZZA DANCE IS WHAT I HEAR IN MY HEAD ALL DAY, HELP.
Who knew Counselor Ronnie had all this musical talent?
Shoutout to all the cool teens that beat Drug Runners
m1nx were the true heroes of Hypnospace (the newest member and his "BAD CAR GAME" nonwithstanding)
Wasn't the newest member Tim though?
@@Trelior no they only floated the idea of inviting tim, it never happened
@@Trelior I am pretty sure the newest member was Connie.
They were 4Channers, I mean one of them was Dumpy.
@@harrietr.5073 no way, they were likable
If you're not a
S H O N K E R,
nice one, dude!
I keep coming back to hear "Drugs are bad. You can't take them. NO!....YYYEEEEAAA!"
NEVER ASK:
-A man his salary
-A woman her age
-Romolla what happened on the December 5th Hypnospace Outlaw stream
context please
Holy fuck, Counselor Ronnie goes hard on the track.
COUNSELOR RONNIE REPORTING FOR DUTY
FOR DUTY D-D-DUTY
DRUGS MAKE YOU... PRETTY LAME.
@@Trelior D-D-DUTY D-D-DUTY D-D-DUTY
*trumpet noises*
Doo-doo-doodie.
Shonk nubs every day. Anyone else plugged to this rn? Watch the fingers dude!
underrated comment
If your friend tell you to put *DRUGS* in your *MOUTH,* don't do it.
And by the way, if you're not a *DRUG TAKER,* nice one man!
Why change up the words
@@The.dudeinator he didnt do it, theres a part of the game where those are voiced over
@@syphex8008 where and when is this? I guess I missed it lol
@@The.dudeinator I don’t know where it starts but I finished the game and went to the latest capture of counsellor Ronnies website and saw it
@@syphex8008 that is so weird I swear I visited ronnies page every single time skip, I guess not lol
I'm a cool teen! I didn't insert the bean!
I can print you out a certificate if you want
Binge watched an entire Hypnospace playthrough yesterday. Did over 20 minutes of RUclips doom-scrolling today, had this rad tune stuck in my head the _entire_ time. I'm glad Counselor Ronnie joined the voices in my head to be a totally supportive bro, yo. I honestly needed this.
the first time i played this game, i kept counselor ronnie's page open for like 30 minutes just listening to this over and over and over... i was fully immersed.. its so fucking catchy
SAME
OH NO! I'VE BEEN SHONKED!
i was watching a friend play this game for the first time after having played it myself years ago and i had never heard this song before and it just caught me so off guard
oh my god i’ve had this stuck in my head for 2 weeks now
Dude...
I laughed so hard when I heard this song the first time. Even now it still gets giggles out of me! Thank you for this magical tune.
I'm no shonker, thanks to Ronnie.
I’m glad I can always talk to Counselor Ronnie whenever I feel upset!
hello ronnie my name is songbearer i was wonderingwher eyou learned to rap so good i m into rap and im a cool teen because i dont incert the bean can you tell me how to rap thank,s
woooOOAAH hey there Songbearer, it's me Counselor Ronnie! Totally the real Ronnie and not some imposter, that would be pretty lame! I'm glad you like my rap skills, I've spent several minutes perfecting it. Maybe if you spend a few minutes practicing your rap skills, you could become as good as me!
Don't stick T-Nubs up your butt and stay cool,
Your friend, Counselor Ronnie
Still more effective than real life anti drug commercials BWL
Ive been addicted to this tune since yesterday ever since i watched vinny
So damn catchy, one of the best games I've ever played. Thank you so much!
i've been shonking tnubs for thousands of hours
Please stop immediately and call the Hypnospace Safety Hotline.
i can’t believe there was a secret truth about counselor ronnie lmao, when I first saw the minx page I was like “what the fuck are you serious”
I'm drug free thanks to Counselor Ronnie.
Counselor Ronnie’s voice goes from Rick Sanchez to Mordecai (is that his name? The blue jay i mean) from regular show lmao
(yes you got the name right ^_^)
This is actually pretty good
0:34 Did anyone else think this was Tomar at first? BWL
You want some t-nub
No, that's way lame!
(fr though hmu i.buy.drugs@ebay.gov)
@@hypnospacearchivalproject1003 ILLEGAL ACTIVITY
@@nessdapkboyo4755 shhhhhh
@@hypnospacearchivalproject1003 I'm a tell Counselor Ronnie!
@@nessdapkboyo4755 bro stop or you're gonna be on the next got game or way lame
I love this game and song ^^
Lmao who else had S.C.A.R.E class in middle school😂. They said that t-nubs would kill you and now they're legal in 20 states 😂😂
Literally my favourite bop from hypnospace outlaw. It's so goofy
this unironically slaps hard imo
i just started the game yesterday and this song made me cry
Man, I miss Hypnospace.
As much fun as it was, I couldn’t get any sleep at all when I used it
I was playing this game with my mom and she was like, "Can he stop saying duty?"
its real weird how few of the songs have official uploads on youtube
Literally had this stuck in my head for no reason
Now we need Snub The Drug and our collection will be complete (aside from extended version).
guys! is the beat!
I wish this song was on spotify
Doody!
This slaps.
All rise to our national anthem
This song is so beautiful it’s been a year and it only has one dislike
I was hooked on nubs. I was about to shonk my fifth nub of the day when I heard this song and I quit shonking. I now aspire to be like Vinny.
Is this track on Spotify? I need this for my daily drive to work!
It will be eventually. For now, it's only on Bandcamp
@@voiceonthewebs I guess I can wait until the year 2000 update for it.
That could be any Vinny honestly
My friend shonked 15 T-Nubs and wouldn't stop doing the Pizza Dance. True story. 😲
bwlll
its lit
I want this played at my funeral
D-D-D-D-DUTY
haha he said "doody"
spoilers!!!!!!!!1111
i find it funny how far m1nx would go just to troll ppl, they made a entire theme song and a game for one character
Badass song and don't do drugs kiddos 🤟🏾
This is bad ass.
Drugs are way lame but Counselor Ronnie got game!
remember when everyone believed that t-nubs were actually a threat? bwl
this shit slaps wtf
what a classic
This music makes me crazy in both a good and bad way
Any shonkheads in chat bwl
ironically this song is what i imagine being high is like
Can you download this song in the game?
Have you tried Counselor Ronnie's awesome new game Drug Runners? It might have just what you're looking for!
Beat Drug Runners and it's all yours my friend ;)
Or you can use the dreamer tools and just download the song Illegally... but you didn't hear that from me.
VoiceOnTheWeb Really?! How many levels 👀
Detective Salary Cuts I could do that
DRUGS ARE BAD. YOU. CAN'T. TAKE. THEM.
Friday Night Funkin vs Counselor Ronnie
And by the way , if your not a SHONKER ! Nice one mannn!!!
This sounds like a Neptunes production
duty
I think half of those views must be mine. Wish there was a December version somewhere, too.
hehehehehehehehehehe
doody
Doody, Shame Ronnie was just a joke tho, legit took his advice as a kid
i want the version where all the references to t-nub are just replaced with like, more broad terms for drugs
and like poorly edited in
t-nub, more like t-NO bwl
1:11 Kevin from the Office?
Why does this sound like Rick Sanchez lmao
drugs make you totally lame
Calli sent me!