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Such a kind hearted, caring man! He paid 500K to get her out of that container even though she was slightly used. Now that's what I call a stand up guy. Bravo, sir!
What is really tragic in all of this is that when she was first lady during the first Trump presidency Melatonin launched the incredible "Be Best" initiative which succeeded in lifting tens of millions of disadvantaged children out of poverty. Not only did Be Best make a huge impact here in the United States but Melatonin visiited almost every country in Africa and she through her Be Best program she singlehandedly eradicated poverty in almost two dozen African countries. Statues of Mesopotamia have been erected in the capitals of almost all the African countries where Be Best made the difference between life and death for so many people. Sadly of course the lame stream media never covered any of this no doubt because they thought it was funny that Mylanta never learned to speak proper English. Most of the major newspapers in this country are clearly anti-Slovenia because Slovenia presents a clear and present danger to U.S. security and Melatonin has never denounced Slovenia for their hostile intentions. In face the orange turd is thinking of annexing Slovenia when he annexes Canada, Greenland and Panama and changes the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
From Wikipedia entry on "Be Best" campaign: In 2020, when scholars and historians were asked during the Siena College Research Institute's first ladies study to assess the signature initiatives of the then most-recent ten first ladies (those from Lady Bird Johnson onward), "Be Best" was ranked as the worst.
Sir, Melaysia owes you SO much from all you have given her - I hope she starts paying up... either way she's on her way out with that weird kid Bradford
Mister President, dr, Your Highness, not many people know that lower scores are better on the SAT just like in golf where you are the greatest player ever in the history of the universe. 😂
Buying a shiny used rental car says nothing about where it’s been. Sir, please wear your suit, makeup, and wig maybe once a week or so. The world has four more years to appreciate you, Sir. Late night talk shows for sure. You have nailed each of your own tics, mannerisms, speech, etc., and riff without a teleprompter. Respect to You, Sir..
Sir, after you invade Panama, are you going to name it after yourself? Are you going to call imperialism “love”? When will you mention that conscription is in Project 2025? (Psst, conscription = the draft 🤫)
New and old fans, "super thanks" (basically RUclips tips) are greatly appreciated if you like the video(s)!
Curious about "Dictator For a Day" (the show on my hat)? www.dictatorforadayshow.com
For an epic, personalized Trump video from J-L: www.cameo.com/JLCauvin
You are soooooooooo funny,😂
VERY GOOD TRAILER, SIRE!!!
“You were gently used..”😂😂😂😂😂
Best term ever😂
Malaria's new documentry,should be entitled ''Malania,from Trash,to Tramp,to Trump''
YOU STOP‼🤣😂😆
👏👏
Melba Toast simply showing her husband how to properly Grift for more money than he gets from all his WHAM-O crap that he pushes.
Shipping container… gently used… 😂
Honestly, i hardly ever buy from Amazon, but this is the best reason not to. I wouldn't watch anything that has to do with Melanoma or orange guy...
Cauvin is an unacknowledged genius!
This is one of your best ever meandering monologues, Mr Sniffing Softly sir 😅
Excuse me that was a beautiful weave.
@@Harwar1976🤣
I learned about you on The Mark Thompson Show today. Awesome! I love your comedic take on Trump.
I'm sure Amazon employees who work very hard and have no pee breaks will be waiting with excitement for this movie
Just found out about you from The Mark Thompson Show - I'm a new subscriber now. Thanks for your impressions!
Ok…all your videos are good but I must say that this is one of your best. I needed a good laugh today after a hard days work and you delivered!
JL you're awesome 👍😎🤣
LOL! “I got 820 on the SAT …on two sections combined”
No, 3 actually. She did the AP English also.
“No more sleeping pills!” Too funny😂
love your impressions of Mahogany Mussolini... bahahaawahaaaa. Thank you.
Thanks!
Oh you....are incredible! Thank you for nailing it. Every. Single. Time. 😂
Legal Bribery. The grift goes to the grifters.
Thank you again
This is one of your best!
Motobon, Melatonin, and that accent🤣😂
Oh gross time to dump Amazon I guess
"My wife, Mashpotatoes...."
Sir, you were so generous to have rescued Montalban from that shipping container, sir.
Such a kind hearted, caring man! He paid 500K to get her out of that container even though she was slightly used. Now that's what I call a stand up guy. Bravo, sir!
Unbelievable
Montalban! Genius.
What is really tragic in all of this is that when she was first lady during the first Trump presidency Melatonin launched the incredible "Be Best" initiative which succeeded in lifting tens of millions of disadvantaged children out of poverty. Not only did Be Best make a huge impact here in the United States but Melatonin visiited almost every country in Africa and she through her Be Best program she singlehandedly eradicated poverty in almost two dozen African countries. Statues of Mesopotamia have been erected in the capitals of almost all the African countries where Be Best made the difference between life and death for so many people. Sadly of course the lame stream media never covered any of this no doubt because they thought it was funny that Mylanta never learned to speak proper English. Most of the major newspapers in this country are clearly anti-Slovenia because Slovenia presents a clear and present danger to U.S. security and Melatonin has never denounced Slovenia for their hostile intentions. In face the orange turd is thinking of annexing Slovenia when he annexes Canada, Greenland and Panama and changes the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
From Wikipedia entry on "Be Best" campaign: In 2020, when scholars and historians were asked during the Siena College Research Institute's first ladies study to assess the signature initiatives of the then most-recent ten first ladies (those from Lady Bird Johnson onward), "Be Best" was ranked as the worst.
I bet he figures out a way to get that money from her.
Your Melatonin voice and accent is uncanny!! 😀🎶
On point!
Felonious Trump and the J6 Choir
Sir, this South African, Ethan Mash, wants to go British by buying a Liverpool soccer club, sire!
"Mashed potatoes"!!!
02:42
😂 I only got 1000 on the SATs,
I should have studied for it.😴
So, now, I am doomed, for life...😬
Sir, Melaysia owes you SO much from all you have given her - I hope she starts paying up... either way she's on her way out with that weird kid Bradford
Funny. I would cancel Amazon Prime, but I already did after I saw Mr. Beast on the front page.
No kissing on mouth when making a documentary.
😆
Mister President, dr, Your Highness, not many people know that lower scores are better on the SAT just like in golf where you are the greatest player ever in the history of the universe. 😂
This is hilarious. Well done Sir!
This is so funny!
"gently used" 🤪😜
I’m done with all the billionaires, except Tim “Apple” for now.
He donated 1 mil to the trump transition so he fell inline too
Worth more than the prenup.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I just love how her name keeps changing with every mention. Melatonin, Melba toast ,
Shipping container😂😂😂❤
Look, I give you 40 bucks for Melatonia (incl shipping). She is very (ab)used already 🤷
40 Million is half what Donny spent on E. Jean.
Melania, take that $40 million and go far, far from her husband to whereabouts unknown.
Buying a shiny used rental car says nothing about where it’s been.
Sir, please wear your suit, makeup, and wig maybe once a week or so. The world has four more years to appreciate you, Sir. Late night talk shows for sure. You have nailed each of your own tics, mannerisms, speech, etc., and riff without a teleprompter. Respect to You, Sir..
Have you increased your Adderal dose sir? You seem particularly eloquent today.
To be honest Donald should get a cut of Medusa's earnings because who and where woud she be without him?
Darling😂😂😂😂❤😅😅😅
I love when he says that, “Darling . . .”
"Melatonin." 😅
Sir, after you invade Panama, are you going to name it after yourself? Are you going to call imperialism “love”? When will you mention that conscription is in Project 2025? (Psst, conscription = the draft 🤫)
SAT spelled backwards is TAS . Da!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that this is going to suck up 14 years of Mercedes' life.
😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣
Jealous! HA HA!
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