By the standards of youtube poop this would probably be considered a really bad or mediocre spadinner type. But there's something about it that's incredibly funny. You can really tell that whoever made this was genuinely having fun with it.
Because not only are the lines used still funny, but it's used in a somewhat coherent manner, making the running joke entertaining and quote worthy (as I see the comment section is doing)
@@solarflare9078there's enough of a running theme with each clip, and SpongeBob consistently using mario head voicelines and each of the lines making a coherent conversation even when it boils down to "Die! No!"
It's nowhere near "really bad". Nonsense. Still better than over-edited, non-coherent bullshits with unnecessary screaming, ear rapes and music tracks.
I remember when people called this YTP "the worst one, overused jokes no one would ever find this funny". Thankfully those people were YouChew chucklefucks who couldn’t let loose a laugh. In other words, I’m glad people are finally giving this video the light of day it needed.
It's interesting how certain concepts, styles, and trends can evoke a strong sense of nostalgia and capture the essence of a specific time period. RUclips Poop videos and the humor associated with them indeed have a distinctive connection to the late 2000s internet culture. They often blend remix culture, absurdity, and irreverent humor in a way that was prevalent during that era. If you're aiming to create a RUclips Poop video that encapsulates the spirit of RUclips in 2009, you might want to incorporate references, memes, and styles that were popular back then. This could include early internet memes, viral videos, and the general tone and aesthetic of content from that time. Remember to balance your creative expression with respect for current guidelines and standards. Whether you're making a time capsule or adding a modern twist to the classic style, I'm here to provide guidance and ideas along the way!
+MattBooProductionsTM yeah me too. sadly, I was 21, rather than a young teen when I first saw this video in 2010. I used to visit my friend's house on a lake a lot and he showed me these videos, full of spa-dinner and CD-I. I can't believe we used to think that was funny. They moved out of that house a few years ago.
00:31 "How about a game of (slo mo) maaaaaahhh jooooooong" lol. thats still funny after all these years. and so is "why take the ORIGINAL when you can have a CHEAP KNOCK OFF . . ."
Josh L They were classics from back in the "Spadinner" area from 2007-2009-ish before youtube poops started being highly graphical, have gay, and sexual jokes, disturbing and creepy (Spingebill YTPs for an example)
It's not too bad to steal somebody's computer, it's not that bad to steal somebody's drinkie, but you steal somebody's SPAGHETTI, that is just plain evil.
I still love this. Idk who or where spadinner was coined as a term for these older youtube poops, but it makes no sense to me. No one used these terms until a little while back and now ytp's that do this are deemed amateurish. I guess with time, humor and editing skills improve, but these "classics" are still nice to watch. If anything just to remember what kept us entertained way back when.
This is one of the funniest SpaDinner YTPs I've seen! The pacing is absolutely perfect! XD Also, a timestamp of Mini Squidward being a great typist for our amusement. 0:55
SpongeBob:ohh I've never played this game before what's it called. Squidword:*Slo-mo* Spaghetti Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhah Ahh ha ha hahahahahahahahahahaha Ahh I'm done
Lyrics: Alarm clock Okie dokie princess, it's your turn to type! DIE! Ladadee ladadoo dadadeemdododee dum dadee- EH? It'sa time for you to type! YOU MUST DIE! You haven't seen the last of me! The artist approaches, ready to DIE! Imma bet you can't do this! IT BURNS! Perhaps I could find SPAGHETTI in the printed word, Or is it the bagel? No! Do you like waffles? Yeah we l- peekaboo! EEEEEAAAAHHHHHH How about a game of (unintelligible) How about a game of YOU MUST DIE! Wooah I've never played this game before, what's it called? Spaghetti Hm, something tells me Squidward- going to be a great typist one day! (groan) I know you're going to be a great typist one day! NOOO! Who wants Mini Squidward to be a great typist for our amusement? AHHAAHAHHAHAAEHAE (Mario music break) THAT WAS fantastic! (Cheering) He stole my computer, he stole my drinkie, HE STOLE ME SPAGHETTI! Womp womp womp You mean you're here to sign me for- bagel! The answer to that question is a big dinner. This little fella on the other hand, is woo-hoo-woo-hoo AWFUL! We're offering him four? Dollar contract, and a SPAGHETTI suit! (Shock) A SPAGHETTI suit?! That's what you're supposed to offer ME! Why take the ORIGINAL! When you can have the cheap knockoff! A-A-A-A-A-A-aeh Now, where do I DIE! Alright kid, let's go become a great typist one day! *bzzzt*
SQUIDWARD: Alarm clock... SPONGEBOB: Okie-dokie, princess, it's your turn to type! [SQUIDWARD HIDES UNDER HIS BLANKET] DIE! [SPONGEBOB IS LAUNCHED OUT OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE] [SQUIDWARD HUMS TO HIMSELF IN HIS BACKYARD AS HE DIGS A HOLE. HE LOOKS DOWN IN SHOCK TO FIND SPONGEBOB WITHIN] SPONGEBOB: It's time for you to type! SQUIDWARD (SPED UP): YOU MUST DIE! [SQUIDWARD PLUGS THE HOLE WITH A FLOWER] [THE FLOWER OPENS TO REVEAL SPONGEBOB'S FACE] SPONGEBOB: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! [SQUIDWARD HOLDS A PAINTBRUSH AS HE STANDS IN FRONT OF A CANVAS] SQUIDWARD: The ar-tist approaches, ready to DIE. [SPONGEBOB APPEARS IN THE CANVAS] SPONGEBOB: I'ma bet you can't do this! [SQUIDWARD ANGRILY PAINTS "NO" OVER SPONGEBOB AND STORMS OFF] SPONGEBOB (WAVING): IT BURNS! [SQUIDWARD SITS, HOLDING A BOOK] SQUIDWARD: Perhaps I can find SPAGHETTI in the printed word. [SQUIDWARD OPENS THE BOOK, CAUSING SPONGEBOB TO SPRING OUT] SPONGEBOB: Or, is it the bagel? SQUIDWARD: NO! [SQUIDWARD SLAMS THE BOOK SHUT ON SPONGEBOB] [SQUIDWARD SITS IN HIS TUB, PLAYING HIS NOSE WITH A RAINBOW EFFECT] SQUIDWARD: Do you like waffles? Yeah, we- [SPONGEBOB APPEARS AT THE WINDOW] SPONGEBOB: Peekaboo! [SQUIDWARD SCREAMS IN A HIGH-PITCHED TONE] [SPONGEBOB'S MOUTH APPEARS IN SQUIDWARD'S PHONE] SPONGEBOB: How about a game of MAAAHHJOONG? SQUIDWARD: How about a game of YOU MUST DIE?! [SQUIDWARD SLAMS THE PHONE ON A NEARBY TABLE] [SQUIDWARD, NAKED, SHAKES VARIOUS GAMES FROM SPONGEBOB] SPONGEBOB: Woaaah, I've never played this one before! What's it called? SQUIDWARD (INTO SPONGEBOB'S EAR, SLOWED): SPAGHETTI! [SQUIDWARD THROWS SPONGEBOB INTO A HOLE AND COVERS IT] SPONGEBOB: Something tells me that Squidward going to be a great typist one day! [SQUIDWARD IS ON THE GROUND IN FRONT OF SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE WITH A BUMP ON HIS HEAD, GROANING] MINI SQUIDWARD: I know you're going to be a great typist one day! SQUIDWARD (PANICKED): NO! [INCIDENTAL 27 STANDS ON A BARREL WITH ONE FOOT ON A TABLE IN THE KRUSTY KRAB] INCIDENTAL 27 (TO ALL): Who wants Mini Squidward to be a great typist for our amusement? [EVERYONE IN THE KRUSTY KRAB CHEERS, SPED UP, IN AGREEMENT. THE RAINBOW EFFECT RETURNS] [MINI SQUIDWARD, SPONGEBOB, AND SOME OF THE KRUSTY KRAB PATRONS DANCE AS A REMIX OF OVERWORLD THEME 2 FROM SUPER MARIO BROS 3 PLAYS] [THE RAINBOW EFFECT DISAPPEARS AS SQUIDWARD SPEAKS] SQUIDWARD: That was fantastic! [THE PATRONS CHEER] [SQUIDWARD BECOMES ENRAGED] SQUIDWARD: He stole my computer... He stole my drinky... HE STOLE MY SPAGHETTI! [SQUIDWARD SLOWLY STOMPS ON MINI SQUIDWARD, WHO IS ATTACHED TO SPONGEBOB] [SQUIDWARD RECEIVES A CARD FROM MILO J. FINKERFISH] SQUIDWARD: You mean you're here to sign me for bagel? MILO: The answer to that question is a big dinner. [MILO WRAPS AN ARM AROUND MINI SQUIDWARD] MILO: This little fella, on the other hand, is woo-hoo-woo-hoo AWFUL! [MILO HOLDS UP A CONTRACT] MILO: We're offering him a four dollar contract and a SPAGHETTI suit! SQUIDWARD (SHOCKED): A SPAGHETTI suit?! That's what you're supposed to offer ME! Why take the original when you can have a cheap knock-off? [SQUIDWARD SLAPS HIS BEHIND WITH HIS TENTACLES AND PLAYS A NOTE ON HIS CLARINET] SQUIDWARD: Now, where do I DIE? [MILO GRABS MINI SQUIDWARD] MILO: Alright, kid, let's go become a great typist one day! [BRIEF SCREEN OF MILO HOLDING MINI SQUIDWARD AND THE CONTRACT. TEXT ON THE SCREEN READS "CUTOFF PREVENTION"]
navigation 0:00 ALARM CLOCK! 0:12 You haven't seen the last of flowey! 0:16 The artist approaches to die 0:21 OR IS THE SPAGHETTI THE BAGEL? 0:26 Squidward playing on his penis 0:47 I KNOW YOUR GONNA BE A GREAT TYPIST ONE DAY! 0:54 Flying mini squid 1:10 What squidward thinks of this ytp in 2006-2011. 1:15 I found your computer, pinkie (i know its drinkie), and spagetti! 1:23 The offer 1:42 eBay Sellers
My favorite moments: 0:00 Okie dokie, Princess, it's-a your turn to type! DIE! 0:09 It's-a time for you to type! _You must die!_ You haven't seen the last of me!!! 0:18 The artiste approaches, ready to DIE. I'm-a bet you can't do this! IT BURNS!!! 0:22 Perhaps I can find SPAGHETTI in the printed word. Or is it the bagel? No! 0:27 🎵 Do you like waffles? Yeah, we- 🎵 Peekaboo! *high pitched scream* How about a game of Mahjong? How about a game of "YOU MUST DIE!"? 0:36 Whoa, I've never played this game before! What's it called? *S P A G H E T T I .* 0:42 Something tells me that Squidward's going to be a great typist one day. 0:47 I know you're going to be a great typist one day! No!!! 0:56 1:16 He stole my computer… He stole my drinkie… HE STOLE MY SPAGHETTI!!!! You're here to sign me for a bagel? The answer to that question is a big dinner.
i first watched this video when it was originally posted (about 13 years ago), and the phrase "why take the original, when you can have a cheap knockoff?" has been absolutely ingrained in the brains of my siblings and I ever since lol, I'm so glad i found this again
God, I didn't think this was still up, until a friend sent it to me out of the blue. Even though I'm older now, the "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME" SpongeBob flower, still cracks me up.
Do you like waffles? clarinet nose. Then SpongeBob appears at the window, going peekaboo in Mario’s voice. And Squidward shrieks like a Ringwraith. Comedy gold, especially the Nazgûl screeching.
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I am almost a grown adult.
"I've never played this game before! What's it called?" "S P A G H E T T I" still cracks me up.
I AM a grown adult and that joke cracks me up.
the high pitched ‘you must die’ at the start always cracks me up
Pizza tower
I thought I was the only one
Also here are the time stamps 0:37 0:40
Something tells me that Squidward is going to be a great typist one day.
Yep
Bruh you stole my fifteen year old self's goddamn joke
i agree
*NO*
@@underlinedcg1574 I know your going to be a great typist one day.
I love how this RUclips Poop is more remembered than the actual episode
I’d much rather watch a Spadinner remix of SpongeBob Season 6 than watch the unedited equivalent
@@BinglesP this is season 4
@@glitchedblood I wasn't referring to this episode being Season 6, but I didn't know that anyway so thank you
For anyone trying to look for the episode from season 4 the name is Squid Wood
The comments are gold 😂😹
0:55
Ah, I remember when old YTPs often used music from DDR: Mario Mix. Now nobody even knows that Mario had a DDR game once.
Hard to believe those remixes are as close to official as it gets. Heck hard to believe DDR existed, once :{
@@themadpro Even Winx Club had a DDR game once, but only in Europe.
Only in DDR you could dance to initial d music while Disney characters vibe with you
I do
14 years later and Squidward still hasn't gotten his spaghetti suit.
Or became a great typist
Also nice pfp
And he still hasn't found spaghetti in the printed word...
@@AnimeboyIanpowernot even the bagel…
Because they took the original instead of the cheap knockoff
And to think all of this is after that knock off stole his computer, his drinky, and his spaghetti…
By the standards of youtube poop this would probably be considered a really bad or mediocre spadinner type. But there's something about it that's incredibly funny. You can really tell that whoever made this was genuinely having fun with it.
It’s made with no irony involved which makes it endearing.
Because not only are the lines used still funny, but it's used in a somewhat coherent manner, making the running joke entertaining and quote worthy (as I see the comment section is doing)
Bro it is from fucking 2009. I expect a generic YTP when I see any year from 2005-2009
@@solarflare9078there's enough of a running theme with each clip, and SpongeBob consistently using mario head voicelines and each of the lines making a coherent conversation even when it boils down to "Die! No!"
It's nowhere near "really bad". Nonsense. Still better than over-edited, non-coherent bullshits with unnecessary screaming, ear rapes and music tracks.
“The answer to that question is a big, dinner” was the funniest part 🤣
This is actually better than the original episode
_"This_ little fella, on the other hand, is boo-hoo-woo-hoo *AWFUL!"*
I remember when people called this YTP "the worst one, overused jokes no one would ever find this funny".
Thankfully those people were YouChew chucklefucks who couldn’t let loose a laugh. In other words, I’m glad people are finally giving this video the light of day it needed.
I love the humor cycle. Years after gold becomes old it's gold again.
"b. b . . . b. . but spadinner bad!!!"
These poops are timeless
I laughed watching this when I was a teenager and I'm laughing watching this now
You're right to call them chucklefucks but I think they had a point here, this is something that becomes funnier the worse it ages.
Agreed, these kinds of poops are the best
who's youchew
It's almost like I'm really in 2008 again!
Yup NOSTALGIA!!!!!!
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Mr Bleach 666
OliCoon Except Trump wasn't president
this is so old but I'm still laughing so hard I'm crying
this comment is so old but i'm still reading it
I’m still laughing at this today :)
"Perhaps I can find SPAGHETTI in the printed word." "Or is it the bagel?"
No?
NO.
Do you like waffles? Yeah we lik- PEEKABOO!
*scream*
@@glitchedblood How about a game of
*M A J O N G*
how about a game of Y O U M U S T D I E
He stole my computer...
He STOLE my pinkie...
HE STOLE MY SPAGHETTI!!!
It's not pinkie, it's drinky.
+Alert7981 I thought he said pinkie
I thought he said slinky no jk lol.
+Alanson Cleveland I thought he said blanky
HE STOLE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is like a time capsule that encapsulates everything RUclips was in 2009
It's interesting how certain concepts, styles, and trends can evoke a strong sense of nostalgia and capture the essence of a specific time period. RUclips Poop videos and the humor associated with them indeed have a distinctive connection to the late 2000s internet culture. They often blend remix culture, absurdity, and irreverent humor in a way that was prevalent during that era.
If you're aiming to create a RUclips Poop video that encapsulates the spirit of RUclips in 2009, you might want to incorporate references, memes, and styles that were popular back then. This could include early internet memes, viral videos, and the general tone and aesthetic of content from that time.
Remember to balance your creative expression with respect for current guidelines and standards. Whether you're making a time capsule or adding a modern twist to the classic style, I'm here to provide guidance and ideas along the way!
I had this exact thought
i remember when this ytp was considered one of the worst lol. the hate for spadinner poops were unfounded and irrational imo
I remember those times very vividly.
@@glitchedblood Same
No idea how i found you here cirrus but this ytp always makes me laugh
I mean this clearly is an unfocused mess but it’s just funnier that way now
nah, our retarded senses of humor have just come full circle
Ah, the memes of 2009.
almost no : too
@@TrianglePants they were bad
@@botwfan1175
still better than dialogue format
@@TrianglePants idc
2009 ytps : okie dokie princess
2010+ ytps (except for qwitoff+alot) : **** **** *** ***** ****
I hope this video never disappears from the internet, it's like a time capsule of what RUclips once was.
he stole my COMPUTER. he stole my DRINKIE. he stole my SPAGHETTI!
The examples of a bad youtube poop of the past are fantastic youtube poops of today
Mostly cuz of how simple it is
"Why have the original when you can have a cheap knockoff?"Society today in a nutshell.
disney remakes
Ultra processed pasteurized food
I remember when I thought this was the funniest thing in the world...
it still is funny.
+MattBooProductionsTM yeah me too. sadly, I was 21, rather than a young teen when I first saw this video in 2010. I used to visit my friend's house on a lake a lot and he showed me these videos, full of spa-dinner and CD-I. I can't believe we used to think that was funny. They moved out of that house a few years ago.
+MattBooProductionsTM but he stole your spaghetti.
Its still better than that mlg crap
+MattBooProductionsTM Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Somewhere along the line we used to think spa-dinner was funny.
00:31 "How about a game of (slo mo) maaaaaahhh jooooooong"
lol. thats still funny after all these years.
and so is "why take the ORIGINAL when you can have a CHEAP KNOCK OFF . . ."
when i was 10 years old and he said $4 contract i thought that was simply the funniest thing known to man
For the people who are wondering why this aged well, its because it perfectly fits with 21st century humor memes.
RUclips didnt exist until the 21st century.
No, it's because ytps pretty much made our humor awful
"This little fella on the other hand is "woo woo woo woo AWFUL!" XD
i remember this being considered terrible at the time of publication but now its the funniest thing ever, way ahead of its time in a way
Back when RUclips Poops used to be as good as gold.
Back when RUclips Poops.
Back when RUclips
The snack that smiles back
@@freezie828 old is gold. new is just... not as great
this is just a spadinner ytp dude
0:38 still one of the greatest ytp moments
I remember watching this in 2011-2013 and thinking it was so funny. To this day I still find it kind of humorous almost a decade later.
The classics are the best
+Lime True dat
I can fully agree with you
Yea true..... The new ones are just flashing lights and the word f***
Josh L They were classics from back in the "Spadinner" area from 2007-2009-ish before youtube poops started being highly graphical, have gay, and sexual jokes, disturbing and creepy (Spingebill YTPs for an example)
2000s Kids Fuck Off!
This was made 12 years ago? I thought this would be made like only 2 years ago, maybe my comedy’s broken
Love this YTP LMAOO
it's fucking amazing
Ytp is has been peak comedy and will always be peak comedy
2023: Our humor is broken!
2009:
He stole my SPAGETTI! XD
Hey wanna play cards?
10 years later
@@supermarioplushes2517Oh good lord
“He stole my spaghetti”
Okay that’s taking it too far
"the answer to that is a big.. Dinner!" XD
K. Nn
I'm hungry 😫
And that's how Squidward became a great typist one day! :D
De sjavu
@@Maul-Sithman wait
Brb
This is literally the best YTP video in existence.
Talon Smart (Miiverse) Nope
Aaron Of Doom Yep
Sad that these fucking UnderFags ruined it though. :/
Talon Smart (Miiverse) What about "tommorow we die"?
I personally thought that was even better.
Soaring Wings
Yeah, afraid so.
“Why take the original when you can have a cheap knockoff?”
This video predicted the Disney live action remakes
1:10 lowkey the funniest line
Yeah.
It's not too bad to steal somebody's computer, it's not that bad to steal somebody's drinkie, but you steal somebody's SPAGHETTI, that is just plain evil.
I was 5 years old when this came out
Now I’m 20 years old and got a job at goodwill
Spongebob: Wow! I've never played this game before! What's it called?
Squidward: *s P A g H e T t i*
"Hmm, something tells me Squidward going to be a great typist one day."
He stole my COMPUTER
He stole my DRINKIE
HE STOLE MY SPAGHETTI!
💻
🍺
🍝
Lmao
14 years later and Squidward still never got his spaghetti suit.
When a YTP is better than the actual episode.
This aged beautifully
It's insane how this is STILL funny to me oh my god the waffles part
My boyfriend and I can quote this word-for-word. It's the gift that keeps on giving lol.
This YTP is multiple times better than the actual/unedited episode, itself.
I still love this. Idk who or where spadinner was coined as a term for these older youtube poops, but it makes no sense to me. No one used these terms until a little while back and now ytp's that do this are deemed amateurish. I guess with time, humor and editing skills improve, but these "classics" are still nice to watch. If anything just to remember what kept us entertained way back when.
I’m pretty sure it was called “aids”(like the disease) at one point?
This ^^
now it's funny again, also funny like count
"He stole my Computer, He stole my Drinky, HE STOLE MY SPAGHETTI!"
This is better than skibidi toilet in 100% way
Even reading that word makes me feel like I’m developing an aneurysm. Bleh..
FR
This is one of the funniest SpaDinner YTPs I've seen! The pacing is absolutely perfect! XD
Also, a timestamp of Mini Squidward being a great typist for our amusement. 0:55
SpongeBob:ohh I've never played this game before what's it called.
Squidword:*Slo-mo* Spaghetti
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhah
Ahh ha ha hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ahh I'm done
WHAT ARE YOU
0:54 Mini Squidward dancing, butt twerking, rainbow seizures, Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix... yep! Perfect YTP moment.
I like to think that this ytp was SO iconic that the twerking fish from Cosmic Shake were included because of THIS rather than Squidwood itself.
Origins of a YTP
I mean, the first YTP was “I THINK SHES HOT ON OUR TAIL”, which was not funny at all, so you have a point.
Even in 2020, this is still gold
He stole my computer , he stole my Twinkie, He STOLE MY SPAGHETTI! Honestly my favorite part of this vid and hey don't criticize
You mean you like spadinner (Edit) sike!
actually, he said "he stole my drinkie".
He said he stole my computer, he stole my drinkie, he stole my spaghetii.
Teh moar u no
And.. He stole MY BIKE!!!
LuigiLiker he also stole my ps4, iPad, iPod, pippin, milk, waffles, pancakes, shit, toilet, mario 64, snes, girlfriend, underwear and stufffffff
Lyrics:
Alarm clock
Okie dokie princess, it's your turn to type!
DIE!
Ladadee ladadoo dadadeemdododee dum dadee- EH?
It'sa time for you to type!
YOU MUST DIE!
You haven't seen the last of me!
The artist approaches, ready to DIE!
Imma bet you can't do this!
IT BURNS!
Perhaps I could find SPAGHETTI in the printed word,
Or is it the bagel? No!
Do you like waffles? Yeah we l- peekaboo!
EEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
How about a game of (unintelligible)
How about a game of YOU MUST DIE!
Wooah I've never played this game before, what's it called?
Spaghetti
Hm, something tells me Squidward- going to be a great typist one day!
(groan) I know you're going to be a great typist one day!
NOOO!
Who wants Mini Squidward to be a great typist for our amusement?
AHHAAHAHHAHAAEHAE
(Mario music break)
THAT WAS fantastic!
(Cheering)
He stole my computer, he stole my drinkie, HE STOLE ME SPAGHETTI!
Womp womp womp
You mean you're here to sign me for- bagel!
The answer to that question is a big dinner.
This little fella on the other hand, is woo-hoo-woo-hoo AWFUL!
We're offering him four? Dollar contract, and a SPAGHETTI suit!
(Shock)
A SPAGHETTI suit?!
That's what you're supposed to offer ME!
Why take the ORIGINAL! When you can have the cheap knockoff!
A-A-A-A-A-A-aeh
Now, where do I DIE!
Alright kid, let's go become a great typist one day!
*bzzzt*
I know you're gonna be a great typist one day.
NO!
Who wants mini Squidward to be a great typist for our amusement?
@@glitchedblood That was fantastic!
@@IIDXClocklover1999 He stole my computer, he stole my drinky, he stole my spaghetti!
This is how squidward became a great typist one day
I like when Spongebob has Mario's voice at the beginning. It fits perfectly. Two iconic characters.
The Van Gogh of RUclips poop: too ahead of its time, this masterpiece was derailed by contemporaries
SQUIDWARD: Alarm clock...
SPONGEBOB: Okie-dokie, princess, it's your turn to type!
[SQUIDWARD HIDES UNDER HIS BLANKET]
DIE!
[SPONGEBOB IS LAUNCHED OUT OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE]
[SQUIDWARD HUMS TO HIMSELF IN HIS BACKYARD AS HE DIGS A HOLE. HE LOOKS DOWN IN SHOCK TO FIND SPONGEBOB WITHIN]
SPONGEBOB: It's time for you to type!
SQUIDWARD (SPED UP): YOU MUST DIE!
[SQUIDWARD PLUGS THE HOLE WITH A FLOWER]
[THE FLOWER OPENS TO REVEAL SPONGEBOB'S FACE]
SPONGEBOB: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
[SQUIDWARD HOLDS A PAINTBRUSH AS HE STANDS IN FRONT OF A CANVAS]
SQUIDWARD: The ar-tist approaches, ready to DIE.
[SPONGEBOB APPEARS IN THE CANVAS]
SPONGEBOB: I'ma bet you can't do this!
[SQUIDWARD ANGRILY PAINTS "NO" OVER SPONGEBOB AND STORMS OFF]
SPONGEBOB (WAVING): IT BURNS!
[SQUIDWARD SITS, HOLDING A BOOK]
SQUIDWARD: Perhaps I can find SPAGHETTI in the printed word.
[SQUIDWARD OPENS THE BOOK, CAUSING SPONGEBOB TO SPRING OUT]
SPONGEBOB: Or, is it the bagel?
SQUIDWARD: NO!
[SQUIDWARD SLAMS THE BOOK SHUT ON SPONGEBOB]
[SQUIDWARD SITS IN HIS TUB, PLAYING HIS NOSE WITH A RAINBOW EFFECT]
SQUIDWARD: Do you like waffles? Yeah, we-
[SPONGEBOB APPEARS AT THE WINDOW]
SPONGEBOB: Peekaboo!
[SQUIDWARD SCREAMS IN A HIGH-PITCHED TONE]
[SPONGEBOB'S MOUTH APPEARS IN SQUIDWARD'S PHONE]
SPONGEBOB: How about a game of MAAAHHJOONG?
SQUIDWARD: How about a game of YOU MUST DIE?!
[SQUIDWARD SLAMS THE PHONE ON A NEARBY TABLE]
[SQUIDWARD, NAKED, SHAKES VARIOUS GAMES FROM SPONGEBOB]
SPONGEBOB: Woaaah, I've never played this one before! What's it called?
SQUIDWARD (INTO SPONGEBOB'S EAR, SLOWED): SPAGHETTI!
[SQUIDWARD THROWS SPONGEBOB INTO A HOLE AND COVERS IT]
SPONGEBOB: Something tells me that Squidward going to be a great typist one day!
[SQUIDWARD IS ON THE GROUND IN FRONT OF SPONGEBOB'S HOUSE WITH A BUMP ON HIS HEAD, GROANING]
MINI SQUIDWARD: I know you're going to be a great typist one day!
SQUIDWARD (PANICKED): NO!
[INCIDENTAL 27 STANDS ON A BARREL WITH ONE FOOT ON A TABLE IN THE KRUSTY KRAB]
INCIDENTAL 27 (TO ALL): Who wants Mini Squidward to be a great typist for our amusement?
[EVERYONE IN THE KRUSTY KRAB CHEERS, SPED UP, IN AGREEMENT. THE RAINBOW EFFECT RETURNS]
[MINI SQUIDWARD, SPONGEBOB, AND SOME OF THE KRUSTY KRAB PATRONS DANCE AS A REMIX OF OVERWORLD THEME 2 FROM SUPER MARIO BROS 3 PLAYS]
[THE RAINBOW EFFECT DISAPPEARS AS SQUIDWARD SPEAKS]
SQUIDWARD: That was fantastic!
[THE PATRONS CHEER]
[SQUIDWARD BECOMES ENRAGED]
SQUIDWARD: He stole my computer... He stole my drinky... HE STOLE MY SPAGHETTI!
[SQUIDWARD SLOWLY STOMPS ON MINI SQUIDWARD, WHO IS ATTACHED TO SPONGEBOB]
[SQUIDWARD RECEIVES A CARD FROM MILO J. FINKERFISH]
SQUIDWARD: You mean you're here to sign me for bagel?
MILO: The answer to that question is a big dinner.
[MILO WRAPS AN ARM AROUND MINI SQUIDWARD]
MILO: This little fella, on the other hand, is woo-hoo-woo-hoo AWFUL!
[MILO HOLDS UP A CONTRACT]
MILO: We're offering him a four dollar contract and a SPAGHETTI suit!
SQUIDWARD (SHOCKED): A SPAGHETTI suit?! That's what you're supposed to offer ME! Why take the original when you can have a cheap knock-off?
[SQUIDWARD SLAPS HIS BEHIND WITH HIS TENTACLES AND PLAYS A NOTE ON HIS CLARINET]
SQUIDWARD: Now, where do I DIE?
[MILO GRABS MINI SQUIDWARD]
MILO: Alright, kid, let's go become a great typist one day!
[BRIEF SCREEN OF MILO HOLDING MINI SQUIDWARD AND THE CONTRACT. TEXT ON THE SCREEN READS "CUTOFF PREVENTION"]
wow
This is basically a time capsule.
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0:00
ALARM CLOCK!
0:12
You haven't seen the last of flowey!
0:16
The artist approaches to die
0:21
OR IS THE SPAGHETTI THE BAGEL?
0:26
Squidward playing on his penis
0:47
I KNOW YOUR GONNA BE A GREAT TYPIST ONE DAY!
0:54
Flying mini squid
1:10
What squidward thinks of this ytp in 2006-2011.
1:15
I found your computer, pinkie (i know its drinkie), and spagetti!
1:23
The offer
1:42
eBay Sellers
0:28
Spongebob:peekaboo! 😁
Squidward: *AAAGHHHH* 😱😱😱
0:29
That was *mario's voice*FANTASTIC!
My favorite moments:
0:00 Okie dokie, Princess, it's-a your turn to type!
DIE!
0:09 It's-a time for you to type!
_You must die!_
You haven't seen the last of me!!!
0:18 The artiste approaches, ready to DIE.
I'm-a bet you can't do this!
IT BURNS!!!
0:22 Perhaps I can find SPAGHETTI in the printed word.
Or is it the bagel?
No!
0:27 🎵 Do you like waffles? Yeah, we- 🎵
Peekaboo!
*high pitched scream*
How about a game of Mahjong?
How about a game of "YOU MUST DIE!"?
0:36 Whoa, I've never played this game before! What's it called?
*S P A G H E T T I .*
0:42 Something tells me that Squidward's going to be a great typist one day.
0:47 I know you're going to be a great typist one day!
No!!!
0:56
1:16 He stole my computer… He stole my drinkie… HE STOLE MY SPAGHETTI!!!!
You're here to sign me for a bagel?
The answer to that question is a big dinner.
This is the most quotable YTP of all time
The old ages of RUclips Poops.
i first watched this video when it was originally posted (about 13 years ago), and the phrase "why take the original, when you can have a cheap knockoff?" has been absolutely ingrained in the brains of my siblings and I ever since lol, I'm so glad i found this again
I remember when YTPs were all like this... memories...
I even remember the annotation at 0:36 before they got rid of em
“HES A GIRL????”
spadinner was always funny and I'm glad people are finally seeing this poop for the masterpiece it is
This was the first ever YTP I watched when I was like 9. The mini squidward dancing section made my brother and I laugh so hard
Ah, this video is a classic. Early YTP's are always a real hoot!
A ytp without using various racial slurs and other “edgy” content for laughs. Still cheesy, but relies more on timing
Yes
"Now, where do I DIE?!" XD I laughed with tears at that!..
I don't care if the entire thing is spadinner jokes, this is still one of my favorite poops.
How the hell does this hold up after so many years, it's amazing
0:51 Who wants Mini Squid to be a great typist for our amusement?
This is better than the actual episode.
God, I didn't think this was still up, until a friend sent it to me out of the blue. Even though I'm older now, the "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME" SpongeBob flower, still cracks me up.
“The Artist approaches, ready to D I E .” is one of the greatest lines ever
as of today since this YTP was made on my literal birthday i shall play it every time its my birthday
I’m glad this is still up after all this time - it’s like I’m in 2010 again
_Never_ steal a man's spaghetti.
That be worse than insulting his _SPAGHETTI_
0:27- 0:30 is irrationally hilarious
Do you like waffles? clarinet nose.
Then SpongeBob appears at the window, going peekaboo in Mario’s voice.
And Squidward shrieks like a Ringwraith.
Comedy gold, especially the Nazgûl screeching.
Can’t believe I missed on this masterpiece for 15 years. 🥶🔥
0:27
"do you like waffles? yeah we li-"
--famous last words from squidfart
*_Peekaboo_*
This video ruined my sense of humor for the rest of my life. And I don't regret it in the slightest.
Flowey: You haven’t seen the last of me!!
0:13
IN THIS WORLD, IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED.
OMG YES
NO
actually...
more like Cagney Carnation AMIRITE, FOLKS?
Twitter is making it popular again.
0:27
spongebob: peekaboo! 🌚
squidward: AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Squidward straight up turned into a Ringwraith when he saw SpongeBob.
@@HydraSpectre1138YES LOL
Spongebob + Nintendo CDI Memes = Most Old YTP's
I love cats !!!!!!!!!!!
0:33 Hardest title drop of all time
I love classic YTPs.
Watching this for the first time in over a decade was like unlocking a distant memory
This oozes 2009 energy
cus it is from 2009 lol