I've been noticing a pattern lately of a lot of crushing and beating of people. Are you okay, Albert? edit: Guys it's a joke, I'm aware this is normal for him lol
Actually, in the context the term he uses is fine. He was expressing how much less he was worth than sketch, saying "My life is less than Sketch," following up with "Actually, double as less as Sketch." The term would be weird if he said "Half as valuable" it wouldn't match his current topic. He was talking about how much less HE was, not how much BETTER Sketch was, there's a difference. Have a good day,
@@funfeels Eh, he could have said half as much or half as valuable and it would have meant the same thing and got the same point across, so it doesn't really matter.
@Kavetion hmm...i didn't really liked your content...you know what, you can just, yk leave and enjoy your life for yourself instead of wasting it on hating someone, goobai :)
i love how he always puts the ads right at the end of the video so it doesn’t get interrupted. I always make sure to watch them because i appreciate my mans content.
I like how Albert is a literal psychopath, having an abnormal interest in torturing, murdering and making people suffer, and everyone is simply like: ah yeah, that's a normal act from him. *"It looks like a squeezing meat out of a tube"* never bursted a small laugh for so long time, that very german footage was slightly disgusting, but it looked so damn seductive and delicious. ( 2:43 )
Yeah, the way it flowed was strangely funny, by how delicious and disgusting it looked both at the same time and made me laugh for solid ten seconds. My humor sense is completely broken, and that proves it.
Albert needs to play People's Playground, you can torture people, beat people, crush people, murder people and more in the most brutal way possible!! I think it would suit Albert very well LOL
Flamingo’s famous lines for today’s video: 07:42 “Big feet, big hands, big uh..” “SHAWTY THICK-!! Wowieee sketch, i like you, i like you, i like you!!”
my lord same. I stopped watching him for a few years, then all of a sudden, maybe 3 to 4 years later i remembered this hilarious youtuber and decided to go on a binge watch.
"...Would that get you banned? If you just have like a gun to their head? I feel like that might be too violent." *_Literally a second later..._* "They're not bleeding enough."
all of the comments are one of these these things 1: “roblox getting sued by a bunch of people is like kicking when they’re already down” 2: “albert can make any game entertaining to watch/play. that’s what makes him one of the best youtubers in my opinion” 3: “ nobody: the comment section “ let’s just appreciate all of the work albert puts into his videos” all of the comments are one of the three.
Hi Albert! I’ve been watching you for over 6 years and I recently got some merch from your website and my brother is kind of abusive towards me and when I watch you it helps me get passed it ❤️ you make my day whenever you post. Thank you :)
albert, can you start posting more videos like your old ones please like military, auto rap battles, and most importantly admin videos. Those videos were always so much more fun and rewatchable. Your new videos are still good, but i prefer your old ones much more. this is just a recommendation, dont feel pressured
I like how Albert is a literal psychopath, having an abnormal interest in torturing, murdering and making people suffer, and everyone is simply like: ah yeah, that's a normal act from him.
"Can you not have gun to their head? "I feel like that would be to violent." Albert: *is literally playing a game about torturing, mistreating, killing, and beating noobs*
Hey flamingo i have a good game suggestion for you. It's called Vampire Hunters 3, the goal is to survive/kill the vampire. Theres mechanics that nobody would ever expect to se such as diving. Its a really fun game and I hope you see this
Good i love torture games torturing the villagers and animals in Minecraft was my favorite thing to do when i was younger, i would make big ovens to put them in
“They’re human, they scream, and they fall out of a tube.” What a statement.
Yes yes what a statement heres another one “there all bots and they spam ur comments 😃🪳”
meat tube
True
I literally looked at this at the same second he said it. That scared me
@tom Ur so funny 😐
I just absolutely love Albert’s editor constantly exposing and questioning Albert’s actions💀 CanNOT get enough of it😭
Indeed
@Kavetion why, hello failure.
I don't think yall should reply to Kavetion
@@kutaka7570 yes he just wants attention
#14 on trending for gaming
I've been noticing a pattern lately of a lot of crushing and beating of people.
Are you okay, Albert?
edit: Guys it's a joke, I'm aware this is normal for him lol
honestly when has he been okay
Crushing and beating people in game is the best
Definitely
@@ToastStealerTheFirst ikr it gives me happiness
no
I love how Albert doesn’t support swearing and cursing, but he loves to make content about disturbing torture.
Lmao-
well its a lot better than albertsstuff so thats good
Ikr
PFF-
he use to
I love how in a few days albert went from normal roblox content to torturing innocent people. Never change albert
Albert has never been normal, first thing he did in his first video in Albertstuff was swearing at kids lol.
@@Instabruh.User.. worse you meant right?
@@gaychainsaw646 lol
Fr
@@darealbeesechurger are you a bot or are you just paid to do this?
1:05 albert forgets the word "half" and creates a whole new term, im so proud of him
Whats the sad music name that they pakyed wheb it was 1:05
I didnt even catch that, it made perfect sense to me XD
Actually, in the context the term he uses is fine. He was expressing how much less he was worth than sketch, saying "My life is less than Sketch," following up with "Actually, double as less as Sketch." The term would be weird if he said "Half as valuable" it wouldn't match his current topic. He was talking about how much less HE was, not how much BETTER Sketch was, there's a difference. Have a good day,
@@funfeels Eh, he could have said half as much or half as valuable and it would have meant the same thing and got the same point across, so it doesn't really matter.
Half of it is lesser
Albert: “That might be too violent.”
literally 2 seconds later
“They’re not bleeding enough, that’s the issue.”
𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎
@@RandomPersonTeehee why do you talk like that
Waiting for someone to reply the bot which is pointless...
@@kutaka7570 You’re like a bot, be human!
@Kavetion hmm...i didn't really liked your content...you know what, you can just, yk leave and enjoy your life for yourself instead of wasting it on hating someone, goobai :)
i love how he always puts the ads right at the end of the video so it doesn’t get interrupted. I always make sure to watch them because i appreciate my mans content.
Same bro
I like how Albert is a literal psychopath, having an abnormal interest in torturing, murdering and making people suffer, and everyone is simply like: ah yeah, that's a normal act from him.
*"It looks like a squeezing meat out of a tube"* never bursted a small laugh for so long time, that very german footage was slightly disgusting, but it looked so damn seductive and delicious. ( 2:43 )
SEDUCTIVE AND DELICIOUS?? ?HELP
BHAHAHAHAHH-
Yeah, the way it flowed was strangely funny, by how delicious and disgusting it looked both at the same time and made me laugh for solid ten seconds. My humor sense is completely broken, and that proves it.
Lol
@@ChesterManfred "i'm so different."
7:48 "Shawty thicc." Something I thought he'd never say.
😂
Same
your comment was stolen by a bot
@@GAr3ched thx for telling me
4:09 omg the sound
hi
The video wasn’t even out for 4 minutes wut
Bro the video been out for 2 minutes .-.
@@Samuel-lr2ng thank you
@@Kai00712 got early access ;)
i love how albert is so obsessed with his old girlfriend he memorized the spam letters in her user 😂
The most darkest of humor has the most brightest personalitys. That's what I think of whenever I see Dani's thumbnails mixed with Flamingos humor.
@crow gaming roblox #SHOYT bruh why are u here 😐
@𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕞𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 🗿 that ain't funny like you're uneducated
@crow gaming roblox #SHOYT dudes agreeing whit a bot no way
@crow gaming roblox #SHOYT PLS I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BOT
@crow gaming roblox #SHOYT ?
7:46 we all knew what he wanted to say lol
5:19 I find it funny that he memorized her username
Sameee
my friend was in 6:44
@@rosyplayziquit7054 nice
1:20 **among us sounds**
**proceeds to show torture content**
6:15 nice hair line
Albert needs to play People's Playground, you can torture people, beat people, crush people, murder people and more in the most brutal way possible!! I think it would suit Albert very well LOL
@@Instabruh.User.. ong this bot 💀
@@Instabruh.User.. i dont see you with almost 11M ☠
Don't read my name and I'm not a bot!
@@Instabruh.User.. yet you’ve subbed? 🤨📸
@@dontreadmyprofile6945 ok I won’t thanks
7:18 that looked brutal...
my friend was in 6:44
5:28 I deadass thought those were donuts
“They’re human, they scream, and they fall out of a tube” -The wisest Albert
You copied lixxexr
@I love MrBeast and lmao, atleast mrbeast noticed him and, Small youtubers that said "i won't breath until Mrbeast comments". You useless bot.
@I love MrBeast and 🤖
Albert can take any game and make it interesting to watch/play. That alone is enough to be one of the best RUclipsrs in my opinion
he could play cod and make it fun to watch
@I love MrBeast and you have ugly profile pic but your username is true
@@UnknownX-Edits Its Just Meme Pfp Lmao
@@Instabruh.User.. *S H U T*
Don't read my name 😂
Tall Cleetus isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Tall Cleetus : 4:06
Oop
5:03 lord have mercy like the way he hit his signature pose
“If your a sociopath you can cut their limbs off one by one”
Albert: *continues to cut their limbs off one by one*
@I love MrBeast and Why. Just why.
6:28 OY LADDY SKGJNVKSNVSD PLSSS 😭😭😭
OY LADDY 😭😭
Albert: “ if you are a sociopath you can cut them limb to limb”
Also Albert: does exactly that.
oh.....
4:42 quite literally the charger; a country dude with a big right arm
We can all agree that even though flamingo has a dark sence of humor he’s still (in my opinion) the funniest RUclipsr out there
Agreed on so many levels
not funniest but still funny lol
Don't read my name
@Kavetion ALL BOTS NEED TO REPLY NOW!! if you are not a bot and trying to pretend to be a bot then reply now bc this dude spams comments
0:37 statue of noobbrity
Albert is consistently making it harder for us to prove to the media that gamers aren't, in fact, the cause of violence
@Kavetion I didn't even know you existed mate
@@irinda.5572 solid burn
@@irinda.5572 He's a bot
@Kavetion shut up BOT!!
Flamingo’s famous lines for today’s video: 07:42
“Big feet, big hands, big uh..”
“SHAWTY THICK-!! Wowieee sketch, i like you, i like you, i like you!!”
I swear if I see one of this comments "Can we just appreciate that Albert put so much effort into this vids" Im gonna scream.
and the fact they're all from those weird scam bots too just makes my blood boil /hj
YEAH SAME
Theres on on top of your comment ;-;
I just want you to know I was scrolling an RIGHT beneath this comment was one of them LOL
Also they all have around 170 likes exactly like they made a scam army
"My life is worth double as less than Sketch."
-Flamingo
I love how Albert cares so much about his fans
6:44
@𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕞𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 no
he calls us idiots he doesnt care bro
@crow gaming roblox #SHOYT shut up you get some life
@@karl_gaming8057 bro he's not rude
5:44 flamingo torturing polarclub LOL
"they're humans, they scream, and they fall out of of tube"
*Albert, what?*
I’m so glad I started watching flamingo again because I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time
my lord same. I stopped watching him for a few years, then all of a sudden, maybe 3 to 4 years later i remembered this hilarious youtuber and decided to go on a binge watch.
I genuinely like how flamingo’s avatar just becomes progressively more sad/disturbing 💀
@@Instabruh.User.. shut up and stop lying
@@Instabruh.User.. ok bot
I'm not really surprised that Albert keeps getting trending for gaming cause hes a really good youtuber and hilarious
1:15 “so it kinda just looks like my channel is just torture content, it’s not”
literally 2 seconds later
“alright let’s try out the CHAINSAW”
😂
Albert: *killing the noobs*
Also Albert: 0:14 *hehehe*
Noobs complain cry and go listen to the song “Dupe - We Ball Hard “
"...Would that get you banned? If you just have like a gun to their head? I feel like that might be too violent."
*_Literally a second later..._*
"They're not bleeding enough."
all of the comments are one of these these things
1: “roblox getting sued by a bunch of people is like kicking when they’re already down”
2: “albert can make any game entertaining to watch/play. that’s what makes him one of the best youtubers in my opinion”
3: “ nobody: the comment section “ let’s just appreciate all of the work albert puts into his videos”
all of the comments are one of the three.
I just saw someone copy your comment with a "free robux" username
And also a lot of them are like this comment.
@@Archon006 haven’t seen any like this but who knows
@@Bright_Berry-Roi i hope your kidding
@@NolyJ Na someone actually did it
His videos make my day 10 times better. I had the crappiest day today and this was the first thing that made me smile☺️
@tom no
@tom bruh nobody asked
@tom I didn't asked.
@tom Hello? are you ok? he is a roblox youtuber and plus you have like a singular video so im confused on why you said this
Stop responding to the bots that just makes it so it triggers more bots
7:54 DAMM he got a dumpy
Albert: If you’re a sociopath, you can cut them limb by limb
Also Albert: *cuts them limb by limb*
Woah
Wow u first
kool
woah
You are first
You’re first
I love how Albert can be the worst person ever and we still love him💀
agree lmao
We are like squirrels, and Albert is the acorn
Hi Albert! I’ve been watching you for over 6 years and I recently got some merch from your website and my brother is kind of abusive towards me and when I watch you it helps me get passed it ❤️ you make my day whenever you post. Thank you :)
Seriously? You're lying lol
@@pinkamena5147 no I used to watch albertsstuff as well since I found his account and it made me laugh so I kept watching and I still watch him
Same but I don't have a brother and my siblings don't abuse me and I haven't watched for 6 years for short i just love his vida
*vids
@@pinkamena5147 don't be mean he's being kind of abused
7:47 albert saying shawty thicc is the most funny thing ive seen today
All I see in the comments “can we all just appreciate how much Albert does to put into his videos?” Everyone does this and I love it.
These two reply’s in front of me are bots
Flamingo does have better content rlly
it’s mainly bots that say it 😭😭😭
@tom He used to just look for them
No tom
He made a torture game, that’s umm- that’s what he made- Albert 2022
albert, can you start posting more videos like your old ones please like military, auto rap battles, and most importantly admin videos. Those videos were always so much more fun and rewatchable. Your new videos are still good, but i prefer your old ones much more. this is just a recommendation, dont feel pressured
Hi
Noobs : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Flamingo killing them : this game Is fun
5:49 HES CHILLIN on the roof
my friend was in 6:44
Albert, you do realize you get 5 THOUSAND viewers in a single minute? That's quite impressive indeed. Also, have a good evening!
What did you expect? He literally has OVER 10 MILLION SUBS
“Gaymingo”’s dad is not gone his mother is.
@Bozo I am one of them 5 thousand
@𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕞𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 THESE BOTS REMIND ME ABOUT COVID-19 BRO
They were noobs anyways
They didn't know how to fight back
civilization is collapsing
Bruh I'm getting flooded by bots
“Would that get you banned if you had a gun to their head? I feel like that’s too violent.”
*Albert have you seen your Admin Command videos*
7:01 The girl after i talk to her for one second
You mean 7:03?
@@rat38 yeah just started being a "commenter"
I like how Albert is a literal psychopath, having an abnormal interest in torturing, murdering and making people suffer, and everyone is simply like: ah yeah, that's a normal act from him.
3:39
Hey guys today we are making a healthy smoothie :)
6:00 was so funny lol Albert: HEY THAT WAS A COOL SOUND EFFECT
At 6:22 your killing your friends😂
Yes
Second nice
oh ok
im second
oh ok
ok
Ok
oh ok
Ok
3:00
"I feel like that might be too violent"
2 seconds later
"They're not bleeding enough"
🤓🤓🤓
Edit: Stop calling me a bot pls
Are you trying to pretend to be a bot?
Don't read my name
Btw nice username
"so polite"
bot
Big
@Christofer Eye-ist 🅥⸜⁄ bro-
Congrats on first ✨
How does it feel to be the first comment
3:21
My cousin, giant fan.
Big fan omg
"Can you not have gun to their head?
"I feel like that would be to violent."
Albert: *is literally playing a game about torturing, mistreating, killing, and beating noobs*
4:18 Americans
Are you sure about that
THIRD
SHUT UP!!!!
are you though?
nope
3rd*
Two ppl were before you sorry man
"Wow, that's actually kinda gruesome.."
"Am i getting paid for this?"
LMAO
Alberts vids are so funny I just can’t stop watching them!
Albert: I don’t make torture contact Us: are you sure about that
Albert: “You can kill me”
*Flamingo haters are taking notes*
6:29 OI LADDIE
Flamingo: oh that kinda sounds like Adam
6:12
Laughability looks like he got caught sleeping in work and instantly just wakes up
Hey flamingo i have a good game suggestion for you. It's called Vampire Hunters 3, the goal is to survive/kill the vampire. Theres mechanics that nobody would ever expect to se such as diving. Its a really fun game and I hope you see this
Idea: play your bizarre adventure, because they are alot of toxic teamers n stuff, and you can bully noobs, its like a simulator but better
i agree
I got punched at reses today and comming home to this is the best feeling ever. (my mouth was bleeding so i went home early)
I like how a fishing rod costs more then celetus lol
Great Video as always
1:05
"double as less"
such wise words
"Look at this guy he's not fully dead...now he is" new Albert quote 2022
“See this guy, he isn’t fully dead” *slash* “Now he is”
“If your a sociopath you can cut them from limb to limb.”
*Cuts them from limb to limb*
Love alberts videos mad funny this one was about killing lol I know Albert might make more of these videos
Albert is probably on some sort of government list
The satisfaction of human dying in them screaming for mercy but you don’t give them anything but death
this gives me kick the buddy vibes
Good i love torture games torturing the villagers and animals in Minecraft was my favorite thing to do when i was younger, i would make big ovens to put them in
The sweet relief of death part got me
Imagine someone dressing up as a noob then playing this game
1:05 Half Albert, you can say it's half as much
Albert: So if you’re just a sociopath, you can just cut them limb from limb
Also Albert, cutting them limb from limb:
This proof so much that Noob when extinct because of all this, even the Guesst does this with the bacon before they both when to war
i was dying of laughter when he said'oh god hes begging for mercy' was so violent to me-