MY BLADE
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Well, you know what they say about big blades...
… Big monologues.
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Fun fact: the runes on THE BLADE is dwarvish for "I have autism"
So you know it's good 👌
autist dwarfs are the best at runes casting (this fact is backed up by the first dragon age )
@@ThePerson12123Enchantment?
Where did you get that? Tried to find it but didn't find a translator with all the runes.
... wow..
Holy balls.
He's right...
I mean, they're not the LITERAL translation of Elder Futhark
but verbatim Runic Futhark to Alphabet, that's 1 : 1 what it is.
You bet he coated that toothpick with the lemon he just ate. Just to make it sting more XD
So you know its good
SqUirt oF lEmON
+acid damage
And I bet he got that lemon from the immortal Hag he brutalized, much like the Lich he carries with him. This dude is a menace among menaces, and he knows it. XD
1d4 piercing damage+1d4 acid damage+Strength+Rage+3+2 Duelist
I love how barbarian is not a hero, but just fighting evil for his own satisfaction
he likes his toys extra durable
Chaotic good. He doesn't really do anything that bad to good people but he is a whack job against villains
He gets off on popping overinflated egos.
The true Heros are the ones that don't fight to be a hero but because there is something to kill just around the corner.
He saved the girl from witch
The best touch is that subtle sniff the barbarian gives after the “smells like lilac” comment, like he’s actually genuinely interested in that particular bit.
Also that he does it again because it's true
Lilac and Gooseberries.
Tbf unlike other "strong and tough" declaration, the smell intrigued him
He always does the sniff, I don't think is related to that
See what people like this guy needs to learn is, the barbarian doesn't fight because you're evil, he uses the fact you're evil as an excuse to do horrible things to you.
but at the same time, he does choose to do good when given the chance (like the girl the witch tried to kill).
he is a sadistic chaotic good.
@@aidenaune7008 I'd like to point out he didn't actually do anything to save the girl, the HAG threw the girl at him which just so happened to save her.
@@Halvos12 his presence saved her. he intentionally arrived before the girl died, to disrupt the hag.
he could have waited just a few seconds, and gotten what he wanted without the hassle.
not only that, he consoled the girl and told her she was safe, then let her run away to safety. at the very least, even if he prioritizes his sadistic acts, he still chooses to do good rather than evil.
@@aidenaune7008 He did tear off a hunk of her scalp for the potion.
@@bluebird3281 he left the scalp, it was just some hair. but thats normal for chaotic characters.
The toothpick was strong enough to clean the barbarian's teeth and not break, so of course it's one of the most powerful weapons in existence.
I didn't really think about it that way until now haha awesome
So you know it's good! 👌 lmao 😂
The Pick of Jörmungandr
that is true ^^
thanks for telling that, many of us, like me, didn´t thought about that actually 😌
So you know it’s good
He had NO REACTION to eating a lemon. Turn and run, dude.
Do you normally? Lemons are awesome.
@@billrich9722do you also eat the lemon and the peel in one bite?
@@PowdergameFan18 the skin has all the nutrients
@@billrich9722 I can't tell if you're joking because I can eat a raw lemon just fine, as long as I don't get any on my lips or have any minor cuts I don't know about
Idk what's wrong with it
It is mildly sour, and skin is just bitter in a good way
I drank concentrated pomegranate juice
And this was *SOUR*
But lemon
Just sour
The dark elf proclaimed his sword had ALL the enchanments know to man.
Meaning that had" OWN MIND AND SOUL" enchandment making it a living weapon.
But that also mean the weapon had " OMNICIENT" making the sword smart enough to no mess with the barbarian. Meaning thr sword didnt actually broke for the barbarian. It kill itself. It was suicide
So you know it's good 👌
Well, at least he heard the villain's entire speech.
True gamers don't skip dialog
Chad player
He clearly hit skip eventually, it's just visualized as the lemon scene. That's why the battle took place immediately afterwards.
That the first
Honestly it was pretty interesting to hear its history, up to the dwarven smiths with autism and g'nome semen (so you know it's good). Barbarian is a true intellectual after all.
holy shit i just realized the barbarian started counting the stabs, he isn't stopping till he hits one million
I had to slow it down, but this is accurate
Well that's what he said
@@juano31 damn, you are right, you wont hear it normally, but he counts every strike
how long does it take to do one million strikes?
@marcusk.6223 Considering that he did about 10 in a single second it would take almost 28 hours to do 1000000 strikes.
Has the same energy as
“ My Game was forged by former AAA developers , worked on for 8 years ( so you know it’s good ) and cost over 400 million dollars to produce “
And now...*shivers in ecstasy* it is dead after a week because its gameplay was lame and the characters were ugly while being know as one of the biggest video game failures of all time.
The first AAAAA game on the market, now available on alpha-release early access for full price.
you can say that all the blacksmith were in CONCORD with dark one
yeah, and then some indie company just fucks shit up to the point that corpo bastards never dreamt of
I feel at home within this comment thread.
1:02 gnome, not g'nome? You got scammed
That's why it broke so easily.
That's what made it weak and brittle lol
"It was too small to be called a sword. Minuscule, thin, light, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a speck of raw wood"
You really had the Guts to write this? 😂
@@Genbor Bravo, the both of you.👏👏👏
Bro these comments are about to make me go berserk
@@Genbor Damn you got here first
Goated comment holy fuck
I like the extra detail of adding the Disney logo to emphasize how evil the blade is
0:34 for people who still cant find it...
Probably also a nodd to the Kingdom Key from Kingdom Hearts
@@roguepoison
Yup. 😂
So you know it's good👌
@@roguepoisonIt reminded me of these games I play where you get cosmetics that are hanging trinkets off your weapons on little chains like that, but you're right, that's the same one as the Kingdom Key.
Thanks for pointing it out. I didn't even notice.
1:15 Dear god he ate that lemon without so much as a single pucker, we truly cannot comprehend his twisted psyche.
the subtitles in the video, comment as much. I also found it to be quite the feat.
@@LithmusEarth with the peel too! I felt seen.
I thought that was a twinkie, wtf
It is a mighty fruit.
@@overlordcacius Ah yes a TTS Rogal Dorn quote yes? A man of culture then.
😂 Not the keyblade keychain 0:10
I just saw that 😂😂😂
Disney can't copyright or it's canon.
So you know it's good 👌
My Blade, has the house of mouses hairs waved into its hilt, so you know it grips.
Lead me into everlasting darkness.
"So you know it's good."
We need an edit of this line after every statement.
ok that sounds good
finished =uPsjt9_BitY
ruclips.net/video/uPsjt9_BitY/видео.html
Its happening
@@tsartomato You hero
"Hammered in to perfection by Dwarven Blacksmiths with Autism, so you know it's good"
This, this is peak writing right here
It implies the existence of Dwarves without autism... which is obviously a lie.
Dont forget the gnome semen!
"Greased in gnome semen, so you know it's good."
Gnome semen. Perfection.
Gnome semen is just based, like the pony in the jar
"So you know it's good" has the same energy as Dracula's "you little shit."
👌
Another one for the barbarian bingo card "Cheevos". Shatter Vorpal Blade (With Neck), question is, is this drow or another depicted species because could be literal cloak of elven kind.
@@ingressman1992 githyanki
"This shit ain't nothin' to me, man"
People keep calling him chaotic good or chaotic neutral, I would argue this Barbarian is Lawful Evil, he’s unimaginably, unfathomably cruel, but bound to his code to only enact that cruelty on other evil. He doesn’t do it out of kindness or goodness, but straight up out of personal gratification and satisfaction.
So he's basically Dexter
He knows if they were bad people, he'll get away with it. Case and point: we think he's funny
Basically Dexter
I'd call it more Neutral Evil. That seems the most Self centered one.
a devil in the blood war then
Break vorpal blade with neck...yep that on the bingo card
What are the chances the "Goblin Centipede" passes YT guidelines?
Cheevo unlock
Nooooo! This was the vorpal blade!
@@Zheeraffa1 Same as the chances the barbarian had of surviving this encounter, which were 0 by the way
@@Zheeraffa1 RUclips guidelines have no power here....
The Barbarian eating Lemon like an it's a sweet apple is far more horrifying than anything he has done previously.
I think you misspelled far more based, FTYFY. Lemon gang
And he eats it WITH THE SKIN!
I do that. I used to chew on lemons as a baby when I was teething.
Theres any other way to eat it? (Real question, i like to eat lemons and always eat with skin)@@christianjudeberbano3134
It was to coat the toothpick
"Why do you Sword Guys always have to talk about how cool your swords are"
-Brock Sampson
lol i was thinking of that!
I figure the sword broke on purpose after having to listen to this guys spiel one too many times. Barbarian was just smart enough to figure out exactly when this would happen.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
Always appreciate a good venture brose reference in the wild.
"my blade has been greased in gnome semen"💀💀
so you know it's good👌
The blade broke because the enchantments countered each other. If you have every single one, that means you have an enchantment that dispells enchantments or an enchantment that decapitates and another that heals at the same time.
Don't forget bathed in lava
And said priest who enchanted this blade being on high on drugs
And quenched is seemen Wich speak for yourself
Oooo thank makes sense.
I think it was the semen
After it has been worked for that long in a bunch of fancy ridiculous ways I'm pretty sure its just brittle. But enchantment brittle is absolutely a good theory too.
No maybe barbarian is way more stronger than taht sword
He bought a kilo of lemons for the witch and had some extra
So excited to see the barbarian again! One more off the list!
Good catch!
SQuIrT of lEmOn !
I just remembered that Strahd made fun of his dagger, calling it a "little toothpick sword". I guess the Barbarian took it to heart...
"that's actually a great idea."
"TORTURED SCREAMS OF A FUTURE PILE OF MUSH" love the subtitles.
The madman delivered
Lmao and right as the blade breaks, you get a quick one saying “it was at this moment the villain knew he was cooked”
the extended edition prove it right lol
The Barbarian’s Reign of Terror Shall Outlast All Evil…not counting his own
What are you talking about? He's not eviil, he's Chaotic Good
@@CommandingVanguard He’s chaotic something for sure
@@Initiallyleoneutral, chaotic neutral
many lesser evils
for one great evil
Rip and Tear until it’s done!
“Why do you sword guys always have to talk about how cool your swords are?”
Brock Samson, another level 20 Barbarian
his fight with le toure was pretty good
"Swords, swords, swords! Someone opens their mouth, and it's usually to yap about swords!
Would you all give it a rest? Swords are nothing more than tools. No different than a toothpick you use to clean your teeth!"
- Shāng Bù Huàn, _Thunderbolt Fantasy_ (collector of magical swords for _any_ situation, like teleporting kaiju-sized demons into space)
For context, this is the player that accomplished all and is just out there for achievments.
(goes back to "Hearse of Strahd" to check the Bingo card)
Pretty sure this counts as "Shatter Vorpal Blade (with neck)".
Your work is appreciated.
Cloak of Elvin kind as well
@@jdavis9817I think the dude was a gith
@@jdavis9817 Naw that guy looks like a Githyanki, so it's probably next on the list.
you can also visit the shop in the description, it has a cheevos sticker in HD
"Hammered into perfection by dwarven blacksmiths..."
Ok, nothing out of the ordinary for a magic sword
"...WITH AUTISM, so you know it's good..."
Holy shit, I spat out my drink.
On god made me heave every particle of and half my stomach laughing because i am up on the spectrum and know that forging tools and trinkets is a specialty of some types of autism and dwarfs on top of that idk how the blade broke I would have preferred that the blade be finely crafted and this dude is so much weaker than his own sword it would be like “weakling using unstoppable weaponry against immovable indestructible force of nature” and his arm would shatter smth like that if the barbarian got the sword afterwards his unstoppable power would be buffed by the swords intimidating factors plus he did just get an entire fancy speach on its entire backstory and I doubt its the only blade he could have someone swing at his neck for shattering purposes probably a reach for the barbarian to use it effectively for much of any purpose but thats not something he seems to care about imma end the comment here
ENCHANTMENT?
@@chazzwozzio ENCHANTMENT!!! :D
Unfortunately the material was ruined before they got to work. All the enchantments probably didn't help either.
@@doctorhealsgood5456 This is doesn't matter how good the craftsman is... you can't turn shit into gold.
I just noticed that the ground and all of the houses have massive cut marks, implying THE BLADE actually could do some serious damage.
funny enough though the bodies all still have their head on though, which would seem to imply the BBEG's enchantments are fickle about when they activate, or he had some minions do most of that damage for him.
@@skrubknight884 hah Just noticed that too with the guy flung over the roof, guess he wasn't worthy of his blade
@@skrubknight884Oh, the blade has 100% chance of decapitating their target. But just like any other death effect it is multiplied by the target's death resistance. Most creatures have 0.5 so it's a 50/50, bigger more powerful enemies have 0,2 making it 20% and most bosses have 0.1, making it just 1%.
And this is why most death effects are practically worthless.
I shine my blade 3-4 times daily. Sometimes 5. I love my blade.
oh wow XD
0:27 Adventure Time reference
Proof
@iresineherb7 Look for "Sir Slicer" from adventure time
it's fact I've watched that show too try searching it armour *click *click @@iresineherb7
I think this whole episode was lmao he kinda looks like the guy - the horse
For real all thats left is the tongue clicking the armored horseman made in the episode
You know, a blade imbued with every enchantment is either a blade that just spontaneously explodes, combusts, rotates and flies in random directions at supersonic speed, triggering random effects every time it touched something, or... It's a blade with a buttload of specific weaknesses because there were too many conflicting glass cannon enchantments. I'm guessing this one was particularly vulnerable to toothpicks, barbarians, and lost all ranged enchantments in a presence of squirt of lemon.
A hundred years ago some random enchanter made an enchantment that adds +20% damage, but since they were a novice, they had to add a negative modifier to be able to get that big of a buff. They just made the negative "Weapon will shatter if target has eaten a lemon within the last 5 minutes" because they figured that was such a hyperspecific failure-case that it would just never come up. Then a hundred years later some hotshot enchanter who wanted to show off by giving their vorpal blade EVERY enchantment just tossed in EVERY enchantment without reading what any of them actually did.
there's a webcomic about a raccoon weilding such a blade, it was forged by his friends during a drunken bender and somehow ended up working out and was by far the most complex enchantment that when analysed was basically a fractal. the main effect was to cast a random mini spell, and they dubbed it "wildcard"
Yeah, I think Barbarian heard "theres an evil swordsman with a blade of every enchantment" and he went "Wow.... thats dumb. It must have 'doom clock' and 'haste'"
I feel the need to explain: haste would make them double turn but doom clock would run out twice as fast. They would kill themselves just by holding such a weapon.
Honestly if you see any person eat:
A) A whole ass lemon
B) Rind and all
That's when you stop talking and start running. The barbarian is a madlad but eating a lemon like it's a succulent mango is straight up psychopathic
Wdym the rind is the best part
i eat lemons this way i see no problem
@@captainfreedom9082 I 8 ur mom rind and all
My 3 year old daughter did this at a wedding reception recently.
I lock my bedroom door at night now.
There is actually a lemon type from italy that you can eat with the rind. It tastes amazing.
My blade has been rubbed with 1,000 bottles of baby oil
So you know it's good!
Man, how did you wring out that many babies?
Does your blade even still work after that.
Personally applied by one Puffed Father
In the ancient hall of P.D. Iddy
The villain here looks like this universe's equivalent of Elric of Melniborne
The barbarian stabbed the villain 10 times in about a second, by my estimate. At that pace, he'll be finished in a bit less than 28 hours.
Edit: yes, I'm aware it actually took 12 hours. Our Barbarian protagonist broke out the legendary 3-handed technique and sped up partway though.
He'll probably force feed him a potion of immortality so he'll feel all of it
@@dylanprice1978 oh snap you're right, the hag only took a sip of that whole cauldron. he's probably brought some with to give his victims extra shelf life.
You are assuming that the barbarian **wants** to finish him in **only** 28 hours...
how the F do you make a paste by poking?!
@@moxinghbian if you have ever need to mash potatoes with a knife you would know.
Had to go back to the Strahd episode to see what bingo card item he's checking off here: Shatter Vorpal Blade (with neck).
came here looking for this ty
LOL
Get this man / woman a cape for they are a hero.
Thats not even a bingo card anymore, its basically a prophecy that will happen.
@@globurim Not entirely, he mistook an Alicorn for a Unicorn so might end up missing one square.
The key blade chain got me. So damn funny!
Thanks for the support friend!
We need an entire series of this. Somebody get a hold of Amazon studios for this guy.
Out of all the sick, disgusting and downright twisted things we've seen the Barbarian do, eating a whole lemon like that by itself is probably the most unhinged yet
"...with autism, so you know it's good." 👌🏾
Bro goin on and on about his swing stick. But barbarian just munched a lemon.
A friggin lemon.
Peel, seeds, everything.
And he's playin bingo. Meaning there are MULTIPLE bros out there like this one.
Omg the lemon was leftover from that witch episode.
As someone said before: this guy must have been in the same adventuring party as the Wizard King. He probably also has a bingo card.
Not gonna lie I keep coming back to this video just for that glorious VA going "MYYYYY BLAAAAADE.....smth" icl it's awesome but this one, his blade may be broken but his voice's glory not even the barbarian could break
Indestructible Toothpick Blade:
1% Attack damage
1% Lemon Strike
98% Agility, Attack speed, Critical chance and damage.
The toothpick of unending wrath
@@Exis247 The poke of unholy god
Splinter of Doom:with that fresh lemon scent so you know it's good.
The fact he starts counting on the toothpick jabs, marvellous.
I honestly hadn't even noticed this. God I love this channel
I just turned on cc to understand what you meant
And he finished counting in the 12 hour version
@@Nuclearburrit0 NO WAY
Hack: My weapon is powerful!
Skilled: *I* am powerful.
(also *every* enchantment? even fragile? curse of flacidity? reverse lifedrain? feathertouch? gith me a break!)
Villain: "Give me every enchantment, wizard!"
Wizard: "Every enchantment? Even the bad o-"
Villain: "EVERY SINGLE ONE."
Don't forget Merciful.
It cancels out its own sure kill power by being completely unable to kill another creature. Blade will either paradox and break itself the moment it should normally activate, or the vorpal effect can't trigger.
@@DungeonSouphe said it, so now it's canon
He said the blade grazed the skin of a dragon and took it out instantly though? Did the dragon coincidentally have a heart attack at the same time? Does it have some extremely powerful anti-dragon property that wasnt cancelled out by any enchantments?
But think of the bragging rights!
I could listen to this guy monologuing for hours without getting bored
Perfectly illustrated the matchup between a sword named some shit like "Brak'nyath, Edge of Woe and Scourge on Reality" and a sword named "The Throngler"
I don't think The Barbarian's name has ever been mentioned. I suspect it might be "Throngl".
@@HaloInverse He's actually the main ingredient in making said sword. Which is how you know its good.
The blade has the symbol of the Mouse! A symbol of loss of quality.
It's seal has degraded over the years, but it was one of the most powerful back when it was given to the blade
Let's ask Tetsuya Nomura
It does have it's moments. Remember that time he uses it to turn someone inside out.
nope, it's a symbol of evil
@@somethingclever4297 😂
Pretty sure this is how the Elric Saga went down.
This Barbarian is very polite to allow this BBEG to do his speech and make the first move before using him as a pincushion.
Also this toothpick has cleaned the barbarian teeth without breaking. So you know it's good. 👌
Well, "break vorpal blade (with neck)" was on Barbaribro's bingo card, so he had to bait the BBEG wannabe into going for the head. Hence eating a lemon, rind and all.
can't wait for his whole "to do list" to turn into a series.
Is this video on the bingo list?
@@somethingclever4297 yes
@@somethingclever4297 Shatter Vorpal Blade (with neck)
@@somethingclever4297Yeap, we got 'break vorpal blade with neck'
I just realized something terrifying, what if he completes his to do list... What happens then? Will everyone become a victim?
Can the barbarian deal with the gnome problem next? After that last episode I'd argue that Snake Tongue was kinda right.
Yes, but I'm not sure if he's strong enough yet.
G'nomes are beautiful and valuable G'inhabitants of the enchanted forest.
I mean. Tweet tweet
@@CptnMango9108 Is clearcut the enchanted forest on his bingo card?
My blade can cut the wind, my blade requires a new sheath after every use, my blade causes mindflayers to go insane, my blade makes minotaurs run away, my blade requires imps blood to stay shiny, ONCE, i swung it in the water and a kraken appeared CUT into a thousand chunks (tasty), my blade gives me nightmares (so you know its gud), my blade makes stones cry water, my blade is so sharp obsidian might as well be a club, my blade can cut gravity so it doesnt even weigh anything, my blade can withstand the acidic bile of any creature, my blade once got stepped on by an owlbear (so you know its gud) my blade can..
The monsters are the real heroes for keeping the Barbarian and his insane bloodlust distracted.
The Barbarian is a good protagonist, he is especially cruel with villains for a simple, but good reason, giving them a taste of their own medecine.
"break a vorpal blade with my neck" love the call backs to the bingo card.
...time to go back and rewatch
He did indeed shatter a vorpal blade with his neck.
Probably drank the witches immortality potion
@tychormthorp I don't think he drank that potion but kept it to give to special villians to keep around like the lich
So let me get this straight: he had this ore bathing in lava for millenia, then had it shaped into a sword, and never actually heat treated it? Yeah, no wonder it was so brittle, he should've made sure to quench it in dragon piss, that way you'd know its good.
Gnome semen was used instead.
I was expecting a "Squirt of Lemon" after he whipped it out LMAO
I not only love the barbarian stories so much, but the DEEP LORE about where each vid fits on the timeline is fantastic.
Also all of his videos are part of his bingo card we saw at the vampire video
One's he's done are:
Pegasus mount
staring contest vs Medusa
break Blade with neck
make the d'genie wish for death
kill vampire mid dialogue
hag eye in the brown eye
@@mrt1880 And cooking breakfast on a monster's corpse. The vamp was 2 cheevos
“Squirt of lemon” I fell laughing now I’m crippled
Really impressive sound design Dungeon Soup
Thank you! Lots of help from my sound guy, credited in the description.
Wow can't believe I got to see two of my five favorite youtubers in the comment section
The gnome seamen was probably the only thing holding that blade together after all the enhancements and lightning strikes.
The last of it rubbed off when he was razing that town....
Remaining items on the Bingo list we havent seen yet: 1-Mount a mermaid. 2-Mimic Urinal 3-Maze the lady of pain 4- Infinite Tarrasque Jerky 5- Move immovable rod 6- Goblin Centipede (jesus) 7- Break and eat the heart of a succubus (saving that for valentines day I reckon) 8- Literal cloack of Elven kind 9- Dryad dining set 10- Banshee bagpipes and 10- 'Full on insaneo style'- i shudder to think what he'l be like if he goes full insane...
sicko mode
the last one should involve a combination of the trophies he has gathered along the way.
Number 3 will be an interesting fight.
The Lady Of Pain doesn't really fuck around.
@@nonya1366 Maybe they'll be friends?
@@JohnSmith-zl1tr She doesn't really talk. It's, hard to get a read on her, but.
You can't worship her, she'd object. Someone else would probably know more.
I hope so.
"It smells of lilacs."
THERE'S the deal breaker.
New Dungeon Soup Video with the Barbarian comes out.
*Stops immediately and checks Bingo Card*
My god, that clear reference to that early "Adventure Time" episode with that d**che who kept bragging about his armor and doing an "Ok" sign while going 'Click Click'
A wonderful tribute to Sir Slicer to say the least :D
It'd be really surprising if the villain under-world haven't all heard of the Barbarian yet from ads on their evil TV's saying "BEWARE THIS MONSTER"
I wonder what would happen if every monster turned good (out of fear). I wonder what the barbarian would do if there were no monsters left.
He leaves no witnesses
@@SpearMasters He explicitly left the lich alive, to BE witnessed.
The witch too but what he do to her?
@@linkboynine9814
And you saw how good he is at "warnings"
I like how whole the series is full of small yet consistent details. Before the witch quest Barbarian was using mostly knowledge to trick the monsters out, but after thr elixir of immortality was done, in the following episodes he doesn't even bother xD
To be fair, a toothpick that doesn't break after a dozen stabs would be pretty magical.
Once you've added enough damage bonuses, the original damage of the weapon doesn't really matter all that much anymore.
It can be made from some mighty treant?
I bet it's made out of something like adamantium and just painted to look like a toothpick. Not like the paint would poison him anyway.
The caption when the barbarian moves in "terror incarnate approaches". Absolute gold
The fact that there’s zero explanation for why the blade fails 😂
He drank witch potion
Every enchantment…. Every enchantment
Yep. That'll keep me up tonight.
Probably just the guy overworked the blade with ridiculous "enhancements".
He pulled every card from a Deck of Many Things. What did you expect?
The Blade guy screamed like muscle man 😂😂
"My blade has been greased in gnome seaman!"
"Look! There is a young elf woman in that bush over there!"
[The blade jumps out of the githyanki's hand]
It's gonna g'nut
I fucking love this series, the moment i saw the balde and heard "my blade" i legit screamed out break a vorpal blade with his neck
Oh my god, IT'S REDERENCING THE POTION SELLER! The warped face, the mannerisms, the "my blade-" / "my potions-" schtick, amazing! XD
When you do all the sidequests and are overlevelled for the final boss.
That means you've done your job correctly
It causes you to speak in prepositional phrases.
Much like me playing Skyrim...and forget that there's a world-eating dragon you have to stop, but not before I become a full-fledged member of the Thieves Guild! :D
@@craigjacks588 And the head mage (without magic) and a bard and a member of the werewolfes and a dawnquard and killed the big bad vampire daddy.
Frickin brilliant. Love the barbarian and his ruthless efficiency
Inefficiency
*fucking
@@tedarcher9120 is it inefficient if it is set up to prolong suffering?
@lupvirga it's efficient at being inefficient. Or maybe it's inefficientcy is effectively efficient? 🤔
"Bathed in hot lava for millennia "
Whatever ores were used in that raggedy ahh spatula they lost all properties when mixed with light elements present in the lava.
I bet the gnomes were having the time of their life after they convinced him it will grant any magic properties.
"I'm being very polite to let you have this monologue"
I had flashbacks of a youtube oldie. "the extremely slow murder with a very inneficient weapon" aka the spoon killer
I love the sword guy looks like a githyanki, the sword rant feels appropriate
i feels like a reference to the Never Winter Nights 2 game
That dudes definitely a Gith, The facial features plus the specks on the side of his face are very gith like
Its an adventure time reference to the guy who cant stop talking about his kick ass armor and then falls off his horse bc he cant walk in it, down to the ok hand and everything.
"See, the problem with blades like yours they... they finish the job too quick. My blade? My blade will rend you to a fine paste in *Pleasure Breath* 1 million strikes!"
That's how you intimidate a try-hard.
Barbarian always sniffs right before the action is about to happen, great episode
i just want to point out that the squish sound on 1:36 is because he is squeezing his oppenent's balls at the end talk . perfection.
lol really?
At this point, he's got 15/25 squares marked on his bingo card.
Ones that were marked off in Hearse of Strahd that we haven't seen videos for are "Achieve Enlightenment", "Pull every card from a Deck of Many Things", "Dragon Mount", "Move Immovable Rod", "Goblin Centipede", "Subscribe to Dungeon Soup" (free space), and "Reach Level 20".
Ones that we've seen completed are "Infinite Lich Jerky" (Immortality Killed the Lich), "Unalive a Dracula Mid Monologue" and "Cook breakfast on a Monster corpse" (Hearse of Strahd), "Make a Djinn Wish for death" (DJINN'S LAST WISH), "Pegasus Mount" (ONLY THE PUREST MAY MOUNT ME), "Staring Contest V.S. a medusa" (STARING CONTEST), "Hag Eye in brown eye" (Immortality Killed The Witch), and "Shatter Vorpal Blade (with neck)" (MY BLADE).
He has completed the middle row.
"Mermaid Mount" will complete the top row.
"Eat the heart of a Succubus" will complete the 2nd column from the left.
"Dryad Dining Set" will complete the 2nd column from the right.
"Full on insaneo style" will complete the bottom row.
If we assume that each video with him in it gets one more thing marked off the bingo card, he can manage three videos without getting another row, column, or diagonal completed.
Let me know if I missed any.
Legend has it that his blade comes recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists.
So you know it's good.
They soaked the ore in lava for thousands of years, ruining any intrinsic properties and then had many different people with a variety of mindsets and states of consciousness all mess with it. It's no surprise that the final piece is a mess.
It's why he needed dwarven blacksmiths with autism. No one else would've folded the steel often enough to make it work.
“I’m not a good guy, I’m a bad guy who kills worse guys”
-Deadpool
Broke a Vorpal Sword with his neck. That is another achievement on his achievo bingo card! Soon he hill complete them all!
1:53 i just notice our "hero's" mouth is moving, hes actually counting each strike.
You can hear him counting too very quietly
Damn the details
If you liked that, I have good news for you😂
Check out the 12 hour version!
Lots of counting :) (it’s what dude above my comment that said “I have good news” is taking about )
He just consumed the God lemon of ultimate invincibility that has a buff for temporary invincibility against all enchantments spells and weapons for a short time…. That blade had no chance.
He should have included the classic "MY BLADE SINGS HYMNS OF YOUR DEATH!" line from The Lion's Blaze
The way he said "My blade will rend you into a fine paste" sent chills down my spine.
Is that a goddamn mickey trinket he has on his blade? That's how you know it's good
It also has slots and Materia(FFVII)
@@GiggaGMikeE and crystalis marks for Final Fantasy 13 and type Zero.
After he said it had been struck by lightning a 1000 times I half expected him to get one