Cole Palmer but he gets increasingly more funny

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @FootballOnTape
    @FootballOnTape  3 месяца назад +17

    Hit that subscribe for more content!
    Every new subscriber equals one more brain cell for Cole 👍

  • @Kloiyd
    @Kloiyd 4 месяца назад +1092

    Bro used all his stat points on football ability 😂

    • @FootballOnTape
      @FootballOnTape  4 месяца назад +56

      Half footballer half alien

    • @b0xman935
      @b0xman935 4 месяца назад +21

      Man just wants to play football😂

    • @Zagref7937
      @Zagref7937 4 месяца назад +1

      Just like haaland, hes a robot

    • @flyaway6671
      @flyaway6671 3 месяца назад +7

      Intelligence 1
      Charisma 1
      Magic 99

    • @Brosak.
      @Brosak. 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Zagref7937yea but difference is no one’s likes haaland

  • @PEVE182
    @PEVE182 3 месяца назад +379

    I like cole palmer he focuses 90% of his brain on football so there’s only 10% left for his basic motor functions

    • @Finn_Lawless
      @Finn_Lawless 3 месяца назад +5

      What do you think motor functions are?

    • @LudoWarrior01
      @LudoWarrior01 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Finn_LawlessHe meant brain function

    • @Finn_Lawless
      @Finn_Lawless 3 месяца назад +1

      @@LudoWarrior01 I figured. Thought they'd maybe look it up and edit the comment so it made sense.

    • @bobbygee1771
      @bobbygee1771 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Finn_Lawless he uses 99% of his brain to come up with witty youtube comments so theres only 1% left for editing mistakes and basic motor functions

    • @PEVE182
      @PEVE182 Месяц назад +1

      @@bobbygee1771 there’s always one Karen mate 🤣👍

  • @donovanvillafana1290
    @donovanvillafana1290 4 месяца назад +457

    That's why they call him cold palmer innit

    • @asianpotatoehead6296
      @asianpotatoehead6296 4 месяца назад +5

      🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @FootballOnTape
      @FootballOnTape  4 месяца назад +13

      Ice in the veins

    • @diegobert4033
      @diegobert4033 4 месяца назад +9

      ⁠@@FootballOnTapeice in the brains too 😂

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 3 месяца назад

      @diegobert4033
      Actually lol’d

  • @gq8419
    @gq8419 4 месяца назад +203

    so this is the guy who scored 4 goals in the first half

  • @loganmanuel5915
    @loganmanuel5915 4 месяца назад +200

    This legend in the making is so loveable 😂 Gotta love the Gen Z players that are going to become greatness

    • @FootballOnTape
      @FootballOnTape  4 месяца назад +37

      Bro just wants his chippy chips

    • @ElFenomeno-i2d
      @ElFenomeno-i2d 4 месяца назад +14

      @@FootballOnTape not salt an pepper tho

    • @jubileedx
      @jubileedx 4 месяца назад

      @@FootballOnTape who doesn't tbf

    • @SlimHandle
      @SlimHandle 4 месяца назад +3

      Brah this is millenial traits, he's like one of us.

    • @roykeane9187
      @roykeane9187 3 месяца назад

      @@ElFenomeno-i2dtoo much that

  • @StephenOkoeguale-m3d
    @StephenOkoeguale-m3d 4 месяца назад +208

    Bro the thumbnail is an absolute violation

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 3 месяца назад +2

      For the nation

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 3 месяца назад +2

      (In the station)

  • @enlightenedone7141
    @enlightenedone7141 3 месяца назад +34

    Love him!!! He's got the IQ of most footy fans but has loads of character, were most have none whatsoever!! Breath of fresh air!!

    • @gg-ct3fo
      @gg-ct3fo 3 месяца назад

      This is one of the best jokes in these comments 🤣🤣

  • @bencox614
    @bencox614 4 месяца назад +861

    You know chippy chips?

    • @nojo3552
      @nojo3552 4 месяца назад +72

      wot

    • @nojo3552
      @nojo3552 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chip1464
      @chip1464 4 месяца назад +17

      wagwan

    • @Firemaster43
      @Firemaster43 4 месяца назад +4

      😂

    • @tla2119
      @tla2119 4 месяца назад +36

      Chippy chips is different from takeaway chips, so I get what he’s saying

  • @shutupMaji
    @shutupMaji 4 месяца назад +239

    Imagine Jack Grealish and Cole Palmer being interviewed together

  • @hughgrection5674
    @hughgrection5674 4 месяца назад +16

    Hard not to love this kid ❤

  • @ElFenomeno-i2d
    @ElFenomeno-i2d 4 месяца назад +37

    i swear he looks like a kid playing grown up in that tux lol, he seems like such a stand up guy

  • @FPL_worm
    @FPL_worm 4 месяца назад +116

    They call him funny i call him chill, he seems like a normal lad that's good at football.

    • @FootballOnTape
      @FootballOnTape  4 месяца назад +3

      🫡

    • @jeriiy
      @jeriiy 4 месяца назад

      real. man dont know pressure

    • @TheAmazingHoho576
      @TheAmazingHoho576 4 месяца назад

      "Chill"? Bruh

    • @BigAlCapwn
      @BigAlCapwn 4 месяца назад +7

      Normal lad? How depressing if so, we used to build ships in the country

    • @robertthompson0
      @robertthompson0 4 месяца назад

      ​@@BigAlCapwnTruth. This right here is why England can't win a Euro or world cup. Totally hollow between the ears.

  • @dandrews.89
    @dandrews.89 4 месяца назад +37

    Unbelievable charisma

  • @HabitualLine-Stepper
    @HabitualLine-Stepper 3 месяца назад +13

    75% English, 25% West Indian, 100% Manc lad.

  • @pwrcaelenx
    @pwrcaelenx 4 месяца назад +32

    CHIPPY CHIPS 🍟🔥

  • @djbreakfastca
    @djbreakfastca 3 месяца назад +6

    Protect this man at all costs!!

  • @JBULBORB
    @JBULBORB 4 месяца назад +72

    0:25 ''chippy chips'' 😂

  • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
    @aidanjanemcintosh6919 4 месяца назад +16

    10/10 Napoleon Dynamite vibe

  • @SuperFuzzyDunlop
    @SuperFuzzyDunlop 3 месяца назад +2

    Imagine his post playing pundit career. Michael Owen would have nothing on his level of gormlessness

  • @AlbanianThrash
    @AlbanianThrash 4 месяца назад +2

    “not salt and pepper chips too much that” this man is hilarious i love him

  • @Kazeeee-x
    @Kazeeee-x 4 месяца назад +325

    Messi ahh behavior 💀💀

    • @funkychicken4509
      @funkychicken4509 4 месяца назад +56

      he has that Messi golden retriever energy

    • @GD_occ
      @GD_occ 4 месяца назад

      @@funkychicken4509 no, he meant they are both autistic

    • @808Arie
      @808Arie 4 месяца назад +2

      Ooh UTD supporters at it again😂😂

    • @mesiroy1234
      @mesiroy1234 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@funkychicken4509or chill like Hindu guro

    • @Spyder_36
      @Spyder_36 4 месяца назад +7

      Both acoustic

  • @zenly_csgo
    @zenly_csgo 4 месяца назад +6

    he is funny nut wait a second and think about it - dude one of the best if not best current player in the world

  • @don__hector7845
    @don__hector7845 3 месяца назад +8

    how can someone so quick to see the ball take 5 seconds to register his brain to speak?

    • @AB-sr9mc
      @AB-sr9mc 3 месяца назад +2

      His brain wired different.

  • @95thregGB
    @95thregGB Месяц назад +1

    "You know chipy chips" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @summerreynolds1676
    @summerreynolds1676 3 месяца назад +13

    Everyone says he’s daft saying about chippy chips but it’s commonly said where I’m from in Yorkshire so I get what he’s saying

    • @Jack-wb9zt
      @Jack-wb9zt 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah idk why that became a meme it's just the specific type of chips he prefers, I prefer them too

    • @laampards
      @laampards 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm from london and it's the same here too

    • @shakes.dontknowwhatyergettin
      @shakes.dontknowwhatyergettin Месяц назад

      Common in Ireland too, except we say chipper chips.

  • @KHID-JR
    @KHID-JR 4 месяца назад +4

    "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM COLD PALMER INIT".🥶.😂.

  • @whodadogrunning
    @whodadogrunning 4 месяца назад +20

    Wot

  • @davidhandley9007
    @davidhandley9007 3 месяца назад

    Fantastic, exceptional talent for football, what a player

  • @jj45455
    @jj45455 4 месяца назад +5

    I’ve seen icebergs warmer than this guy.

  • @kevnev342
    @kevnev342 4 месяца назад +2

    My guy holding a chimp......mind blown😂

  • @ogunyemid
    @ogunyemid 3 месяца назад +1

    Proper geezers geezer he is

  • @JamesR-vh8iu
    @JamesR-vh8iu 3 месяца назад +1

    At last a football player being himself.

  • @user-ct1lf3hf1v
    @user-ct1lf3hf1v 3 месяца назад +1

    He was born to play football and nothing else

  • @Mark-oy9lw
    @Mark-oy9lw 3 месяца назад +1

    The haircut says it all

  • @noke25
    @noke25 3 месяца назад +1

    That vacant stare he has lol😂

  • @laksuh6926
    @laksuh6926 3 месяца назад

    where anyone else would walk off in shame he demanded his awkward handshake to be taken he so cold

  • @Marcsansum
    @Marcsansum 4 месяца назад +2

    all the brain cells in that left foot of his!!

  • @dantebouwer
    @dantebouwer 3 месяца назад +1

    I wanna buy this man some chippy chips one day

  • @jbone-0-919
    @jbone-0-919 3 месяца назад +1

    Rodney trotter vibes in at suit 😂

  • @roryasrorri701
    @roryasrorri701 4 месяца назад +5

    Where is him when he was about to receive his award and he asked "Can i take that?" or something

  • @overman2306
    @overman2306 3 месяца назад +1

    He's was too good for the Special Olympics.

  • @pauliewalnuts5803
    @pauliewalnuts5803 4 месяца назад +2

    He’s got a point about chippy chips though

  • @sargonsblackgrandfather2072
    @sargonsblackgrandfather2072 3 месяца назад

    The kid really has a football brain, 60% of it is in his feet

  • @chantlerdominic1321
    @chantlerdominic1321 3 месяца назад +1

    He always looks stoned lol

  • @davepetch-x9e
    @davepetch-x9e 2 месяца назад

    My face the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @simoneastwood3779
    @simoneastwood3779 4 месяца назад +1

    Looks like Jack Grealish has competition in more ways than one! 😂

  • @Goukimane
    @Goukimane 3 месяца назад

    No thoughts, only goals 🥶

  • @12marcusboy
    @12marcusboy 3 месяца назад +4

    Some people are very reserved. They talk shiz saying he's got no personality. What because he hasn't got the usual cringe social media personality you see. Just a normal guy doing a good job. He's young also.

  • @SeanONeill-ef5vb
    @SeanONeill-ef5vb 3 месяца назад

    He is going to make some WAG very happy

  • @King_IVAR868
    @King_IVAR868 3 месяца назад

    Its the expression lol!

  • @cranebeg
    @cranebeg 3 месяца назад +5

    Brains in his feet.

  • @abiodundami
    @abiodundami 3 месяца назад

    Chippy Chips lmao 😂

  • @RiseTarnished94
    @RiseTarnished94 3 месяца назад

    Imagine when pep said loan or be sold
    Palmer: wot?

  • @ZJA_Edits
    @ZJA_Edits 3 месяца назад

    How difficult is wot OH
    Palmer again: Wot

  • @tombartram7384
    @tombartram7384 4 месяца назад +1

    Cole, you're preparing for your next challenge. 7 marathons in 7 days ..
    Yeah, its going well. I'm currently on curly wurlies and working my way oop.

  • @builderplayz4884
    @builderplayz4884 4 месяца назад

    "Chippy chips" 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @v_dynamite
    @v_dynamite 3 месяца назад

    He really is Cold in life

  • @sneakytacos773
    @sneakytacos773 3 месяца назад

    King Krule of football

  • @MZ99698
    @MZ99698 3 месяца назад +6

    Thank god he’s good at football 😂😂

    • @footyball66
      @footyball66 3 месяца назад

      Otherwise working as a bin man.

  • @MarkJones-yy2cp
    @MarkJones-yy2cp 4 месяца назад

    It’s a good job he can play.

  • @BigAli81
    @BigAli81 3 месяца назад

    What a player

  • @jimbokush2236
    @jimbokush2236 3 месяца назад +1

    GAZA GAZA 👍👍🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @TRGoldjkp
    @TRGoldjkp 3 месяца назад +1

    he ain't wrong, it's well too much on the chicken.

  • @lillion3560
    @lillion3560 4 месяца назад +8

    Mmmm.. So the chippy chips origine is here... 😂🤣

  • @johnhoggan1053
    @johnhoggan1053 3 месяца назад

    You should have head butted the corner flag ??? 🤣🤣😂😂😂
    This guy is a brilliant 🥶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @poppyharlow4448
    @poppyharlow4448 4 месяца назад +6

    bro has infinite and negative aura at the same time

  • @chevchelios216
    @chevchelios216 3 месяца назад

    Makes you wonder how could Pep let him go ? Don’t want to imagine what was going on in Palmers head in Pep’s technical sessions (cricket sounds)

  • @grimhbrh7610
    @grimhbrh7610 4 месяца назад

    Legend.

  • @ParchedPinemarten
    @ParchedPinemarten 3 месяца назад

    Football IQ is definitely a thing.

  • @TheTruthIsPathetic
    @TheTruthIsPathetic 3 месяца назад +3

    😂😂😂 What a guy! At least he says what he thinks. None of this scripted crap said in 99% of other interviews.

  • @whocareswins1
    @whocareswins1 3 месяца назад

    Chippy chips are a separate thing to other chips… maybe it’s a northern thing.

  • @bilbobeuli
    @bilbobeuli 3 месяца назад

    so he's the british Florian Wirtz

  • @ItsTailsYTGD
    @ItsTailsYTGD 3 месяца назад

    0:33 😂😂😂😂

  • @csb7376
    @csb7376 3 месяца назад

    Everybody who has had chips from a Chinese, knows what he means when he says chippy chips.

  • @dexterthepug8647
    @dexterthepug8647 3 месяца назад

    You know chippy chips

  • @NoMouthNoScream
    @NoMouthNoScream 3 месяца назад

    My guy 500 Football IQ and like 12 normal IQ

  • @thorlicious123music
    @thorlicious123music 4 месяца назад

    Hiw can you not love this guy

  • @1258-Eckhart
    @1258-Eckhart 3 месяца назад

    Harry Kane was just like this too. Ok by me.

  • @andybarry5315
    @andybarry5315 3 месяца назад

    Makes Grealish look fairly clever

  • @PETEVROFFICAL
    @PETEVROFFICAL 3 месяца назад

    0:44 😂

  • @kinglando._.Mr.P
    @kinglando._.Mr.P 2 месяца назад

    Cole palmer why 😂bro became Jamaican 🇯🇲

  • @duffy6582
    @duffy6582 Месяц назад

    Not Cole Palmer being the most clueless mf in the PL😭

  • @VivekDawar-kb4ls
    @VivekDawar-kb4ls 4 месяца назад +8

    So much aura and negative aura at the same time

    • @tonym2513
      @tonym2513 4 месяца назад

      What negative aura? Swing and a miss.

  • @SanMarinoSF
    @SanMarinoSF 4 месяца назад +7

    This is the same Guy that scored 4 goals last match?

  • @adamg8814
    @adamg8814 3 месяца назад +2

    1:02 actually think Palmer was being the smarter of the two

  • @Yuslep
    @Yuslep 4 месяца назад +7

    Olise type behaviour.

  • @Jurek_90
    @Jurek_90 3 месяца назад

    Mr. Footballer. My FPL Captain who gave me a win in GW 7 (in my H2H league). Almost everyone picked Haaland :P

  • @MinisterManDan
    @MinisterManDan 3 месяца назад

    There’s not a thought in that lads head that isnt related to football

  • @Total90_gen
    @Total90_gen 3 месяца назад +1

    Who tf make this editing, im giggling 😂

  • @adityamohan8514
    @adityamohan8514 4 месяца назад +7

    English Messi

    • @FootballOnTape
      @FootballOnTape  4 месяца назад

      Goat

    • @SuperFuzzyDunlop
      @SuperFuzzyDunlop 3 месяца назад

      Nah Messi seems like he has average intelligence at least, just a bit shy and awkward.
      This guy's brain is simply too cold to function correctly.

  • @Unity-v3f
    @Unity-v3f 3 месяца назад

    If he wasn't a footballer he'd be In Mcdonalds...................on probation!

  • @Kyoungminyshka
    @Kyoungminyshka 4 месяца назад

    the best auraless player after di maria

  • @SafE29
    @SafE29 4 месяца назад +8

    chippeh cheps innit

    • @YourTroll-d5o
      @YourTroll-d5o 3 месяца назад

      Cheps ?

    • @SafE29
      @SafE29 3 месяца назад

      @@YourTroll-d5o manc accent innit

    • @YourTroll-d5o
      @YourTroll-d5o 3 месяца назад

      @@SafE29 They don’t say Cheps though do they .How’s your sausage loving sister doing 🤣🤣

  • @George-bi8sj
    @George-bi8sj 3 месяца назад

    Karl Pilkington's nephew.

  • @Coopdegras
    @Coopdegras 3 месяца назад

    I've never seen anybody look so uncomfortable and out of place in a suit, bet he'd have wore a tracky if they let him 😂

  • @MarkGould-e6j
    @MarkGould-e6j 3 месяца назад

    He’s as thick as chips

  • @V1p3r_spl
    @V1p3r_spl 3 месяца назад +1

    0:04

  • @vatsuu8865
    @vatsuu8865 4 месяца назад

    Mad colors

  • @ianclarke3627
    @ianclarke3627 3 месяца назад

    You wouldn't have a pro footballer as your phone a friend